Why Lawnmowers & Old Farts Don't Mix | James Gregory

James Gregory on why lawnmowers and old farts DO NOT mix...
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[@schadowolf]

As a disabled vet with many titanium/plastic parts, I approve this video! It brought a smile to my face to make me realize, I'm still doing OK!

[@thomasgary1219]

I'm with you brother 🤣😂🤣. When he said it like.... Rusted his butt. I lost it 😭😭😭

[@schadowolf]

@@thomasgary1219 :) likewise! I was like this is too funny! And that's after a knee surgery and shoulder surgery right before I saw this video. I laughed so hard I hurt myself! He is the best!

[@charwallace7025]

@@schadowolf Me too/with all the parts the docs put in me! I too am rusty!!🥶

[@calebray4168]

This was my favorite era of James Gregory, he had just the right amount of timing and finesse for my liking.

[@layneriggs2265]

Him not being able to contain his laughter just makes it 10 times funnier

[@carlaaustin6054]

How he meandered with that story and kept you with him wandering how it would end is a gift. I enjoyed it.

[@gailcaldwell1512]

JG is one of the absolute funniest all time greatest comedians. I mean the jokes…go without saying, but even his “look” and expressions just make the whole thing so much funnier. We’ve been huge fans since seeing him In Nashville in the late 80’s, and were still fans today, (2021) and we are better for it Godspeed James! Thanks for every laugh!

[@macdenife4033]

Anybody who grew up in the South can relate when he threw in that "bless his heart" 😂😂

[@joannebattersby8365]

So can a Canadian Baptist lol. Love from Canada 🇨🇦

[@minutewithmark7564]

Also, “We will make a casserole and come on over.” True..true. I am “older in years” but age is just a number. I think it is your attitude & outlook on life. I can relate to his humor so much & enjoyed the full 8 minute vid. He “paints a mental picture in my mind” and reminds me of my upbringing so much!! Never fails to make me “belly laugh” 😆 😂 🤣

[@cathyammons1]

My Daddy would’ve loved listening to this guy. 😂 He loved Jerry Clower and comedians like this.

[@charliesphantom6362]

My daddy too. We could be related. 😆

[@basilcarpenterjr1592]

My 2 favorite Jerry and James just like ur dad

[@markbishop9284]

One of the greatest "storytellers" ever. I have blessed to see James many times over the last 35 years.

[@robertfreeman8614]

This man ain’t telling jokes as much as he’s telling stories. Hilarious!

[@SusieDaw-ix6pv]

Besides the cute jokes, it's James's telling them is what makes them hilarious!!!

[@Ever443]

SOOOO true, my grandmother would tell stories like this. Go around the world to get to the point.

[@ab5olut3zero95]

And keep you enthralled n gigglin the whole time

[@WvlfDarkfire]

"We'll just add that to what we already owe" still rings true 👍

[@1LSWilliam]

Deliciously harmless American humor. What a treat,

[@rickwells5624]

Honestly, he probly is the funniest guy in America. If not, his top 2. The man has a true gift and I'm very thankful he chose to share it with us.

[@gwenking7700]

He so epitomizes the southern way. Brings back memories

[@razorbak6783]

My dad back in the day finally got him a riding mower and he loved that damn thing....problem was he liked to drink a lot, so he would get tanked up and ride it up and down the street in front of our house at 2-3:00 in the morning. Needless to say but our neighbors didn't care too much for that.

[@charliesphantom6362]

Wow. Same. We just moved to a 5 acre place back in 1992. It was a daunting task. But that’s one thing he luuuuuved doing. Once he got a riding mower. He’d drive all over the place with the PROUDEST look and demeanor about it. 😆

[@beverlyhayshouston2770]

😂😂😂

[@minutewithmark7564]

His southern accent, story telling ability, timing and sense of humor make me laugh every single time. I liked the full 8 minutes of him where he “paints the picture” in my mind. “We will make a casserole and come on over.” True true.. 😆 😁 😂 🤣

[@Karcarius]

Love this guy.Whenever I'm feeling down I turn him on you tube.

[@CoondawgPD]

James is the funniest dude around. He and Brian Regan are tops. I saw James at Northlake Mall back in ‘79 or ‘80. “Might be a law.....I don’t know”

[@wendyyork2959]

I just adore James..laughter is the best medicine..!!!

[@bloodymary12100]

Amen to that.

[@TheSharron]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@heatherlowe7330]

We totally talk in circles like that 🤣🤣🤣 my mom used to talk like that with her sisters and I noticed my sister and I do with each other too ☺️

[@bobbymax8333]

Love listening to James Gregory he's just so dang funny He could make anyone laugh

[@buttnuggetsfruitfarm-wildc5783]

I love watching these ... it really does remind me of the past ...

[@stephaniegamble3571]

Absolutely LOVE this guy!!! As a Baptist PK (preachers kid) he is SO spot on w his jokes its like stepping back into time watching some of life's weirdest moments.. Death and food... Feed em and they will come! Feed em they will marry, feed em they will die.. Anything for them covered dishes!!

[@johnostaszweski2189]

😂😂😂😂 !!!!

[@joannebattersby8365]

How do ? Love from a Canadian Baptist 🇨🇦. He is so very funny. I have an Irish Canadian friend who is such a story teller I'd sit in the bar all night just to hear him talk and I dont even drink. For instance his brother fell face first off of his roof one Sunday after church while his kids and nephews and neices were all in the yard with their moms - he went face first off the roof into BlackBerry canes ( arghhhhhhh) and as he did shouted " Don't try this at home kids!!". Which I find screamingly funny but perhaps it's a Canadian Baptist thing lolol. British style dry humour. 🤣🇨🇦

[@mozartbabe]

So true! I grew up poor in Alabama and as a kid, whenever my granny used to say there'd be a funeral we'd go, too. My eyes would get all starry, thinking of the mega loads of fried chicken, pound cakes, popovers(rolls), etc. Of course I had to endure a two hour or more funeral service in a country church with no air conditioning before my kinfolk would drive us to the house hosting the funeral supper. 🥴😂🥴

[@schadowolf]

And if a Lutheran, can't forget the Jello of some type :)

[@darrellmortensen9805]

Yup yup oh I know

[@candicestevens2389]

I like this guy better all the time,especially when he cracks himself up and hes trying to keep a straight face. And of course the way he keeps dragging out the original story! Its fun

[@ab5olut3zero95]

That’s just how us Southerners talk….. bless your heart.

[@gregratcliff9831]

@@ab5olut3zero95 You are so right, I have to tell every small detail when im telling someone about something...and my Son says....Daddy...please get to the point! lol

[@pamelatharp9804]

I love this guy...he is THE funniest I ever saw!!

[@josephhickman1306]

Reminds me of old nieghbor... gruff on the outside yet really nice and funny as heck ... sometimes no filter ...but had keen observation of human behavior. Miss you Mel ! R.i.p.😃😅😎

[@jonance93]

LAWDY, LAWDY, I miss those SANE OLD DAYS. THIS WAS THE BEST OF WHATS IMPORTANT😊

[@tonyreynolds5112]

Story had as many twists and turns as a politician's spine. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@ellenlumpkin8735]

Hes my Instant Mood Picker Upper!! 😄😄

[@charlesgreathouse7376]

George Jones drove his mower to liquor store.

[@joeymccullough2716]

Sounded like my granny on the phone with Aunt Linda😆

[@Chrysaphius86]

I love old southern boys like James

[@alswann2702]

Awesome. Thanks for sharing. I haven't laughed so hard in weeks.

[@drewhembree7380]

What's really funny too is how he gets tickled at his own jokes, making him pause just a minute 😂Love this guy!

[@standstrongwwg1wgabeckerma990]

I drove my new John deer up a tree one time lol 😆😅 I lost control of the thing 😅🤣

[@nayilaathabaskan4690]

Thanks for so many laughs! You are truly awesome 😅😭🤣

[@TCBubba]

Every time he opens his mouth, I look around for my relatives.

[@ab5olut3zero95]

Makes bein stationed far from home easier. I miss livin in the South!

[@davidcoleman6211]

@@ab5olut3zero95 thanks for your service. Come home safe

[@elizabethseals2001]

5:19 I love it when he cracks himself up. Lol No one is as funny as James Gregory, in my opinion. 😂

[@mozartbabe]

Happy Thanksgiving 2021, everyone! Love this comedian! I grew up in Alabama and had neighbors and kin who spoke just like that! He had me rollin' with laughter😂😂😂😂

[@amrogers4]

@5:14 🤣🤣🤣 He'd tried SO hard to contain it, but just couldn't anymore!

[@kathycortez232]

I just love him he so funny 😂

[@darlatidwell6255]

I love that family milestone story too.😂

[@janieskelton-christian7652]

Just found this! Am now a new sub! You are so funny! And, myself being from TN, I can relate to your Southern accent and charm! And all your stories sound like many memories of my childhood. Thanks for the laughter! We need more folk like you in the world to cheer us up in these uncertain times!

[@GeezerDust]

Why have I never heard of this guy - funniest comedian I've seen in a long time.

[@angelabrooks1998]

How is it I'm 45 and never heard of this? He has my rolling lol. Everything he says describes my life lol

[@carlschnackel3051]

It takes "momma" a long time to get to the point. lol.

[@brendapoore5450]

He always makes my day better when I watch him. Might add I watch everyday. 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

[@charliesphantom6362]

I’m home!!!!🙏🏻😁😁😁😁I knew I heard Dixie calling me again!

[@charliesphantom6362]

People nearly screaming in laughter when he said “he was so proud”....lol

[@misslin1717]

Always a great day when we hear from ya. Lol

[@Dollarkat]

I’m fascinated that he has 2 button up shirts on.

[@trish9900]

“Lord have mercy “. We still say that here in East Tennessee.

[@jimmyhester5613]

Truly the funniest man in America!!!!!!

[@YGardenRose]

He’s so funny and they are true stories! 😀😅

[@wendyohman8340]

This guy is hysterical 🤣!!!

[@sandraritter6399]

I have saved this one sometime back. So funny

[@phillipgriffith2483]

All stolbded up lol

[@linnilucidiamondpainttiluf2073]

All stoved up as we say here in the South! Lol

[@jasonburrell3508]

Haha! It happens!

[@robinkarns7512]

He IS definitely the funniest man in America!

[@bonnieharding4644]

That made my day! 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏 I can see it happening. Love him 🥰🥰🥰🥰👏👏👏🥰

[@tractormantp2113]

You got a love the south y’all

[@briancarney3443]

Man, this is a classic!!!

[@ayeshaabdulghaffar7308]

Best comedian ever. Especially if you're from the south.

[@viperexpress305]

Watch the master work the audience ! 😂😂👍🍺

[@DanielFrost21]

This is hilarious just watching on KZbin. Can't imagine how funny it would be in person.

[@sandyleonard4780]

My favorite comedian ever!!!

[@Scavenger82]

Ah yes, the 10 minute story to answer a single question. I know it well.

[@alburnett75]

He's hilarious

[@duanew730]

Hes a funny funny man.

[@cmac1624]

We all have a relative that tells story’s just like this. 😂

[@MommeeMadre1]

I'm pastor's wife. These are the kind of stories people stop to tell me after services each week

[@johncamp7679]

A damn deck. That’s the best

[@sherrieadams1253]

Living in the SOUTH, you laugh harder because people really do talk like this. Bless his heart is really a smear to the person but they don't know it.

[@ab5olut3zero95]

Bless your heart depends on context. Can be an insult, sympathy, or genuine love depending on who n context.

[@timesthree5757]

Has anybody noticed that southerners are the funniest people.

[@2JobsStillPoorUSA]

They(we) are because so much wrong happens you just gotta laugh. Best story tellers too.

[@tarashelton493]

Anyone from the south like I am knows that’s just how we talk 🤣🤣🤣

[@ab5olut3zero95]

He just does it funner than most of us do!

[@lavenabaxter6504]

Thanks for making my day once again!

[@jeffscott8323]

This all hits close to home

[@genehasenbuhler2594]

He reminds me of Jerry Clower!😀

[@jimmydabutler9022]

If Ron White and Don Rickles had a kid...

[@trurobertson]

I would have to say if James Gregory and Don Rickles had a baby , Ron White would be the spawn

[@jimmydabutler9022]

@@trurobertson that would make sense, in a Ron White comment section.

[@trurobertson]

@@jimmydabutler9022 considering James Gregory and Don are much older than Ron White , whatever makes you feel better

[@jimmydabutler9022]

@@trurobertson the joke eludes you. Sorry.

[@jeffflagles3711]

Sounds like my Virginian grandma telling me why someone is in jail or a story

[@soulassassin0g]

You can tell this video is old because they bought the lawnmower at Sears.

[@MrBassbump]

Well anyway, he had a Chihuahua hahahahhahaha 😂🤣😂🤣

[@ONEDAYATIME321]

Someone ought' to tell these guy's, Now'a'day's " You do NOT have to swear and be vulgar! " Comedy is Preception and Timing!

[@grammybear4226]

🐼 Big Bear Hugs from a 68 yr old grandma in Kirby, Texas, USA 🐼 ❤ 🎀 ❤ 🎀 ❤ 🎀

[@patricianangle6909]

When my grandmother heard something bad she Would say welli hope my die ..can't believe it. Bless her heart ❤

[@old_guard2431]

This is the classic.

[@NonaGSnyder]

Hilarious

[@connieefwards534]

I would love to go see him,he's the best

[@brendariley1303]

I swear this is my daddy in James 's body lol

[@phillipgriffith2483]

Damn I love it

[@stephenveatch6494]

He reminds me of Jerry Clower.

[@glendanave3308]

I told mom that !n# she threw a washing at me don't stand close if you have to say this,lol

[@Gnat63]

I think I grew up with this guy!

[@greatskytrollantidrama4473]

Ok, I might be wrong, but if he doesn't rhyme @$$ and rice.. I'll eat my hat

[@YGardenRose]

Sears!!😂😂😂

[@jellybelly7629]

Love it 😊

[@shaunconnerley4345]

This guy is so damn funny

[@Brenda-ko7fm]

I loved him so much will sadly miss his jokes

[@daisyedberg6658]

I'm reporting it all to the military police in the morning

[@tammiestephens-jm5vj]

THANKS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I NEEDED THAT>>>>>>>>>>>>SO FN FUNNY

[@paulfrels3590]

Chihuahua ………… he didn’t even get to the joke and they’re hysterical