Drunk Airline Pilots?! Hell No! | James Gregory

Comedian James Gregory on drunk airline pilots...
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[@ElronHumpperdink]

The man, the myth… the southern legend. It’s the storytelling for me that’s funny the most. Mannerisms over the jokes even. He’s a hoot.

[@ryanmcdonnell9618]

Saw him last night in Wilson, NC. My guts hurt at the end. Gained a bit of age but just as funny! Great show

[@minutewithmark7564]

He is a hoot and a holler..

[@eastsideterri22]

Hey cool somebody else that says HOOT. AWESOME

[@rickweissmann7101]

Love him.

[@willfade7994]

This guy always cracks me up! I miss this kind of comedy. James Gregory is a legend. 👏

[@jamesgregory6388]

Hello lovely, thanks for your comments, love, well wishes and support! Love received and i just can’t go without sending some right back to you. It's been so many years in my career and I'd love to appreciate and get to know the people who has been here for me all these years even without knowing who I really am, just before I go to my creator. it's a hard time for the world right now, dealing with the war and Omicron through a dark phase but we can only win this war over if we stand together, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Keep practicing self hygiene and wash your hands and keep supporting my career we will bounce back strong - James Geogry with love! 💝

[@minutewithmark7564]

@willfade 79 I agree with you.. He is a Legend..

[@922crappiebbq8]

I gotta quit listening while driving i could be his next story 🤣🤣🤣

[@awesomebeast7509]

Me and my homies were driving down Big Bear mountain. I kept cracking jokes and telling stories and everyone in the car was laughing. At one point I made the driver laugh so hard he started swerving a bit. At that point I knew we had to wait till we got back to flat land to start telling jokes again. I really wish I could remember what I said that almost killed us. If you come up with a funny story or joke try to create a habit of writing it down in your notes or you may forget it

[@chelamcguire]

It's not every comedian that has 'funny bones'...................this chap is the finest comedian I've ever came across. America, you are so very fortunate to have this fine gent as one of your own. Cherish him, love him, applaud him he's fantastic.

[@fabieneldridge3414]

It’s a shame today we don’t have Treasures like him ! He was a National Treasure ! Celebrate Life 🎉😂😅😊

[@brianwilliams7811]

Not Tater Salad?

[@throngcleaver]

Aloha Airlines: You're tanned before you land!

[@burnieault9444]

I absolutely love this guy. LMAOROTF laughing till it hurts. Thanks James

[@jamesgregory6388]

Hello lovely, thanks for your comments, love, well wishes and support! Love received and i just can’t go without sending some right back to you. It's been so many years in my career and I'd love to appreciate and get to know the people who has been here for me all these years even without knowing who I really am, just before I go to my creator. it's a hard time for the world right now, dealing with the war and Omicron through a dark phase but we can only win this war over if we stand together, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Keep practicing self hygiene and wash your hands and keep supporting my career we will bounce back strong - James Geogry with love! 💝

[@jsouther8628]

I wish there was a copy of this whole show somewhere. I have a DVD player and would love to see the entire show! RIP my Georgia native brother. You were the funniest man in THE WORLD ❤

[@don4476]

I recon he is indeed the funniest man in America.

[@tomdbass1]

He really is one of the best there is. Funny beyond funny!😅😅😅

[@vanessawilliams2825]

Funniest guy ever!! I lost my whole immediately family and my husband after that. What makes me happy and laugh is James Gregory. I found my only sybling lying in the floor deceased all by myself and months later my Dad died of mersa in the Hospital after battling and fighting cancer 3 times. My Mother died when I was in my 30’s, and my Husband died of Covid with severe heart issues. I dated him when I was 16 and this year would have been 44 years of marriage and 46 years together. I could tell you a lot more but it would be a Lifetime Movie series. Thank you with all of my Heart to make me laugh when I can use it the most!! You’re the Best!! ❤️😔

[@comedianjamesgregory]

James would like to get your contact info, Vanessa. Please send me an e mail [e-mail] when you have a chance.

[@jinglelingle26]

About 10 years ago, I was flying from Dallas back home..It was about 10:30 pm and we boarded the plane, bout 5 minutes goes by and finally the co pilot and the pilot board. The first person to walk by me was the pilot and he smelled like whiskey and was kinda red faced, everyone sitting around me smelled him. We all had a little meeting of the minds and we decided to risk it, we figured he had done this before!

[@waltersawyer4637]

Z TV

[@coleymoke6709]

One of his best moments.

[@jamesgregory6388]

Hello lovely, thanks for your comments, love, well wishes and support! Love received and i just can’t go without sending some right back to you. It's been so many years in my career and I'd love to appreciate and get to know the people who has been here for me all these years even without knowing who I really am, just before I go to my creator. it's a hard time for the world right now, dealing with the war and Omicron through a dark phase but we can only win this war over if we stand together, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Keep practicing self hygiene and wash your hands and keep supporting my career we will bounce back strong - James Geogry with love! 💝

[@barrettpickett5603]

I am dieing laughing. I didn't notice the sun in my eyes till I rang for the stewardess. Then she flew away with my peanuts. After we landed in Hawaii the pilot said we know you have choices in alcoholic pilots but glad you choose us.

[@jeanstout4035]

You are absolutely priceless. Thank you. ❤️👌😂😂😂😂

[@jamesgregory6388]

Hello lovely, thanks for your comments, love, well wishes and support! Love received and i just can’t go without sending some right back to you. It's been so many years in my career and I'd love to appreciate and get to know the people who has been here for me all these years even without knowing who I really am, just before I go to my creator. it's a hard time for the world right now, dealing with the war and Omicron through a dark phase but we can only win this war over if we stand together, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Keep practicing self hygiene and wash your hands and keep supporting my career we will bounce back strong - James Geogry with love! 💝

[@catfish24]

A comedy Legend. He will be truly missed.

[@sammyspaniel6054]

I remember him on the Johnboy and Billy show. He was going on about how silly it was to halt a construction project due to the presence of an endangered spotted owl. He said "Relax people it's just an owl. If they run low on chickens I'll get involved but it's just an owl".

[@dizzylizzy6571]

You're killing me James!! I got a bellyache from laughing so hard!! 🤣🤣🤣🥳🥳🥳😂😂😂😁😁😁🤪🤪🤪😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🥳🥳🥳😂😂😂🤩🤩🤩

[@jacquelinejenkins2616]

I do not think I have ever laughed this much!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Love it!

[@sweetdrahthaar7951]

There should be a stiff fine for anyone who does not know who James Gregory is. 👍🏻

[@Master_Petes_Theater]

I wouldn't have been able to pay off my fine. I'm 65 y/o and didn't discover this genius until a few months ago and that was by accident! Better late than never! 😁😂

[@sweetdrahthaar7951]

@@Master_Petes_Theater James is a national treasure. Somehow I got onto him years and years ago and I’ve been enjoying him ever since. He’s got lots of material here on KZbin so I’m glad you found him and I know you’ll enjoy him👍🏻

[@Master_Petes_Theater]

@@sweetdrahthaar7951 Thank you! Yes, I've been binge watching lately. Lots of repeats, too! Yes, I agree. He is a national treasure! 👍👍👏👏😊😂😂😂

[@noneassociated9578]

It might be a law! I don't know...😀

[@jessicaconner1242]

I just found him am I safe?

[@gregb6469]

I thought, when discussing the lady who didn't notice that the top of the plane had come off, that he would ask what kind of drinks they were serving on that flight.

[@sheilacape4794]

He's the greatest entertainer ever! When I need a thrill... I sure won't be getting on a plane!!!

[@Andrew-84]

That man is indeed the funniest Man in America. It don't hurt to be a Georgia boy either!

[@grammybear4226]

🐼 Big Bear Hugs from a 68 yr old grandma in Kirby, Texas, USA 🐼 ❤ 🎀

[@tomgutzwiller9327]

Great comedian 😂😂

[@ndisguz]

James Gregory 🤣, this is my favorite. I dreamt I bought an ultra-light. No license was required back in the day.

[@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire]

Aircraft do not "fall out of the sky" when they run out of fuel... Then again, they don't exactly get stuck up there either... :)

[@marvinmartinez5552]

A pilot when i flew once did a full circle roll over and leveled it off. Got on the p.a and Annonced did you see What i did! And i screamed back yea!! Come back here and see what i did!!

[@loisjohnson7272]

My favorite funny man,, ❤well, we’ll, he’s telling the angels funny stories now, y’all hear those angels laughing !? I do,

[@offpherj7884]

Hilarious...

[@davidkettell6236]

I REALLY THINK HE IS THE FUNNIEST MAN IN AMERICA.

[@Chris-w7e]

I would rather wake up to humor on KZbin than anything else ❤ Stay away from negativity y'all.

[@carlaaustin6054]

I'm trying to visualize the top coming off the plane and how they landed it without passengers not flying out, doing free falls. I'm sure most people were belted in, but that would certainly be something of an experience. Oxygen needed surely.

[@zumaanandrade3961]

He put the plane in a steep dive then leveled out. And you are right thankfully everbody had their seat belt on. One guy was in the toilet. This was in the 80s.

[@zacharyradford5552]

From that incident only one person died a flight attendant who was pulled out and her body never found.

[@josephpilosky4775]

He is so dang funny ,but some of it is true 👍

[@jugheadjones5458]

Yeah, I think that’s what makes him so funny because so much IS true.

[@wilmermartinez-xk6cs]

Somebody flushed the commode and the damn motor fell off. 😅🤣

[@waynemetevia7983]

"How many Northwest pilots does it take to fly a plane? Two and a fith!" L.o.l. 😅🤣😂

[@jameslangtry2738]

Awesome stuff 😎

[@sandraritter6399]

So funny 😆

[@jamesgregory6388]

Hello lovely, thanks for your comments, love, well wishes and support! Love received and i just can’t go without sending some right back to you. It's been so many years in my career and I'd love to appreciate and get to know the people who has been here for me all these years even without knowing who I really am, just before I go to my creator. it's a hard time for the world right now, dealing with the war and Omicron through a dark phase but we can only win this war over if we stand together, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Keep practicing self hygiene and wash your hands and keep supporting my career we will bounce back strong - James Geogry with love! 💝

[@ds3333]

I will never fly again voluntarily

[@lavenabaxter6504]

No way would I ever get on an airplane!!! Oh Lorty, uh uh!

[@debbidquillian2631]

I love buddy😅😅😅

[@chrismcbee4653]

Daaaaang!!!

[@johnmccree8941]

Reminds me of Gene Tracy... Johnny Dollar... Jimmy Adcock back in the day.

[@Mdc869]

So funny lol

[@jimosullivan1389]

From the UK, this guy is so funny but have to listen hard to get all the words. Great accent.

[@douglashenderson4947]

Yes 😊

[@oneman1812]

Peace, aka DR. ONE!. Laufta best ME DA ZI NE !.

[@beverlymccollum8861]

I love

[@beverlymccollum8861]

I love James Gregory. Wish he could be healthy and go on forever.

[@chrismcbee4653]

Lord. I'm flying to Florida 🤕

[@sheilacape4794]

On the runway??? Who's in the toilet on a runway, they was hoping it would fall out in the air.

[@michaelcline3123]

saw a EMT chopper pilot comeing out of food city with a case of beer. hope he was going home.

[@curtisthomas2457]

😂😂😂

[@Lanette-po4vj]

Oh my gosh, how true what he's saying today. Its actually happening now.

[@goofeybutreal4398]

😂😂🤣😂

[@jamesmaxwell86]

Rip James

[@wendibernhardt9190]

Funny funny huy

[@jamesgregory6388]

Hello lovely, thanks for your comments, love, well wishes and support! Love received and i just can’t go without sending some right back to you. It's been so many years in my career and I'd love to appreciate and get to know the people who has been here for me all these years even without knowing who I really am, just before I go to my creator. it's a hard time for the world right now, dealing with the war and Omicron through a dark phase but we can only win this war over if we stand together, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Keep practicing self hygiene and wash your hands and keep supporting my career we will bounce back strong - James Geogry with love! 💝

[@ALUMOTA372]

I wish I could meet you sir

[@johnjones5354]

Most airlines restrict pilots from drinking within 24 hours of flight, with Northwest it's within 24 feet of the aircraft.

[@DanWint]

Miss James but if I had to fly one of those big boys and put up with everything else involed, I'd have a pill in one hand and a whiskey in the other.

[@sf7129]

That plain that fell out of the sky diesel fuel is just low grade jet fuel jet fuel is just high test diesel

[@frankiebutler2894]

You can tell this dated as he said “Texaco”!

[@johnwatson9518]

The FAA knew the pilots had been drinking the night before, interviewed them at the airport the next morning, and let them fly. Then arrested them when they got to their destination.

[@zumaanandrade3961]

So who is gonna arrest the FAA dummies?

[@spitfirered]

👍💯👏👏👏👏

[@victorjeffers1993]

My wife wants to go to Hawaii I told her I don't fly nor do i float ! If we can't drive I'm not going ! Now I did tell her if she still wanted to go to Hawaii go right ahead I'll look at the pics when you send them yo my phone !

[@anthonymeadows4711]

Clearly he hasn't spent much time in Hawaii. The locals joke about the island jumpers.

[@larrybrooks5341]

🤠🤓💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@nickotasla3091]

Driving car while drinking is illegal. Driving Plane while drinking should be VERY ILLEGAL.

[@david5263]

Hey James Love you ,but you are advertising for a left woke political party in the Netherlands Come on dude. Stay awake

[@don4476]

I recon he is indeed the funniest man in America.

[@jeancucchi8073]

😂😂😂

[@vickeypierce293]

😂😂😂

[@kennethfagan9738]

😂😂😂