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We put together some of our favourite of Kevin Cozner's moments; whether he's palling around with Jake (Andy Samberg) or exploring the formal side of romance with Captain Holt, it's here, and it's amazing.
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From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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[@Salem-1610]

Imagine loving someone so much that you know how they open a door.

[@asconblake]

I can hear who of my family is searching the cutlery

[@ghostturtle5516]

I bet ozpin never opened any doors for you huh?

[@Bakaneko815]

@@ghostturtle5516 she destroyed them like their children

[@richardcorso8125]

I love there love

[@RuneKatashima]

@@ghostturtle5516 This is an interesting timeline.

[@shahad-gc4xo]

It’s the fact that a handshake between holt and Kevin is more intimate than some couples kissing lmao

[@Aspen70000000000]

They're Vulcans.

[@raveenasavadi655]

Or literally going all the way

[@shahad-gc4xo]

@@raveenasavadi655 LMAO-

[@meganfaith4052]

Their relationship is so cute I’m crying.

[@pariszee3011]

It feels like one of those things you want to close your eyes to if you watch it in front of your parents 😀

[@Skier_girl88]

“I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed” 😅

[@PolyBiBadger]

“I’m sorry... You were stabbed?!”

[@KyleRayner12]

@@PolyBiBadger "*Lightly* stabbed."

[@EllaAnimates]

LIGHTLY stabbed 👏

[@Nitroblitz105]

'tis but a scratch

[@audreyfisk191]

Which episode was that?

[@arghyadeepsaha974]

Kevin and Holt are actually Jake's dads. It's funny how both of them actually care for Peralta a lot more than they actually realise.

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

They're the best dads/parental figures jake could ask for 🥺

[@0Onyx13]

And a lot more than his own father cares about him.

[@arghyadeepsaha974]

@@0Onyx13 indeed

[@baz1184]

I think Holt is fully aware how much he cares for Jake. And Kevin knows how important Jake is to Holt so he cares too.

[@SamP0rterBridges]

I love when Peralta admits "I have some stuff"

[@Twoupyyy]

Kevin is everyones favourite husband

[@coena9377]

What about Raymond?

[@angelius777]

Indeed

[@juanarroyo7113]

Tbh I wish they were my fathers

[@maximilianarold]

@@angelius777 Indeed Indeed Indeed

[@wandering_penguino]

@@coena9377 He's everyone's favorite captian dad

[@oomphywhoomp2508]

Im surprised they didnt turn the show 18+ after explicitly showing that much PDA between Kevin and Holt

[@anssyzwn]

Ikr there's kid watching 😔

[@oomphywhoomp2508]

@@anssyzwn im surprised youtube hasnt taken down the video. Geez.

[@sarahbarnes9648]

No different than pda between a man and a woman

[@leyla3503]

@@sarahbarnes9648 oof

[@nikocorrea9767]

Time I may of missed it

[@seanlafferty3085]

Holt and Kevin are great as they are a gay couple that isn't stereotyped for laughs and are actually two of the most respected characters in the show without resorting to cheap humour like nany comedies do

[@belvinnadar5782]

Because being gay wasn't a personality trait in this show. Every other show stereotypes them, while B99 just portrayed them is regular people.

[@kangalow]

@@belvinnadar5782 Regular is a stretch, they are formal to the point where it's almost inhuman

[@belvinnadar5782]

@@kangalow yea na by "regular" I mean "not your stereotypical gay man"

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

I live for nonfetishized gay relationships like theirs 🥺🥺

[@leyla3503]

@@kangalow Not inhumane but decent and nice.

[@kateb1761]

'Im sorry, you were stABBED?' never fails to make me laugh

[@darrelldemarest3502]

"Lightly"

[@spacebunny9116]

“I didn’t want to scare you”

[@lou626]

*sighs* LIGHTLY stabbed

[@laosvegas7494]

“you make me want to have a wetter brain.” “oh kevin” “y’all are hella specific”

[@_mangostudio_1911]

They're hands down one of the best TV couples

[@fionagallagherapologist5968]

so good

[@cutiebear385]

🤝

[@lud3445]

That was a kerfuffle, indeed.

[@Uuuh...hein...]

Idk why but I think about it *A LOT*

[@dandaropa]

“Someone had pepper on their eggs this morning” is an amazing quote that I will be using whenever I can from now on

[@daredevilsdaughter3889]

My mom always puts pepper on her eggs. Explains why she's always cranky! 😆

[@Chris-gu5lt]

Eggs for breakfast? He’s further behind than I thought

[@benglaser1345]

"There was a movie about a mandolin and you kept it from me for two months!?!?"

[@sagescribe_]

"Well I didn't think it was any good. It's just some period piece set in Greece"

[@jacobp7037]

I'm his defense that movie isn't great.

[@jonathanstinson754]

“What the hell did you just say?” Haha

[@winghuen4080]

@@sagescribe_ “based on some dumb book”

[@nina__serafina]

so I ended up watching it and it was indeed not good

[@AldrickExGladius]

I cant be the only one that wants to see Holt and Kev renew their vows in the last season right?

[@amywillows8335]

I want that so much. The only thing I want more is Doug Judy to show up at the Halloween Heist!

[@ava1dk308]

i want it sm

[@philippa5004]

Naw 👏👏👏💚🌟

[@CptObvious]

If they do, hopefully the officiant will be more efficient.

[@AxeIRad]

They separated :(

[@rohantiwari2608]

“Oh no, that’s raymond. That’s how he opens a door.” :’)

[@marmalitemayo2978]

Kevin's happiness 6:04 at holt's reaction to his joke is the most wholesome thing ever

[@Jelly-ui5jq]

So fricking cute

[@dibarm24]

Ikr

[@tamannachandel6663]

Is it weird that I got that joke too? 😂😂

[@eheheheeee3092]

@@tamannachandel6663omg i've always been curious about this joke, can you explain? 🤣😭

[@julliestans2271]

​@@eheheheeee3092 I WANT TO KNOW IT TOO

[@heidimark]

If you don't have Kevin's clapback, then you don't have his best moments.

[@joyfulgirl40018]

This is accurate.

[@memorydocumentation5942]

because 👏🏻 i 👏🏻 do

[@darrelldemarest3502]

"Do you know what an incomplete compilation looks like? 👏 because 👏 I 👏 do!"

[@angel_irl-f4b]

Oh my gosh yes!!!!!!!!!

[@uglybetty8747]

Dat was a savage comeback from him to Holt lmao

[@GrimReaper_5799]

Just the little scream at 5:00 when Kevin smacks the movie outta his hands 😂

[@hexagenic]

The guy's got range!

[@veronicawexel1291]

Love it

[@athulyaraj4338]

And 4:53 😭 Its so adorableeeee

[@GrimReaper_5799]

@@athulyaraj4338 for reals lmao

[@epingchris]

Never in a thousand lifetime did he see that coming lmao

[@gayathri6400]

It's weird that jake and holt have kissed on screen and the maax holt and kevin ever did was a handshake. (My my)

[@openaardvark419]

That’s akin to making out for them.

[@Samgotboredd]

Holt couldn’t help himself and we cant blame him

[@noah_noah_noah]

They hella specific

[@gayathri6400]

@@absolutcabbagery3661 eww those are our dads!

[@cinny1313]

@@gayathri6400 captain dad is just my boss

[@vajs6312]

It just now hit me that Jake was as gaga about Kevin's and Holt's relationship, as Charles was about Jake' and Amy's .

[@hoihoi12250]

HAHAHAHAHAHA HE MEDDLES TOO

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

1:03 The way Jake’s face lit up when Kevin quoted Nicholas Cage was so joyful.😊

[@justwonder1404]

"I'm sorry, you were STABBED?!" - I just love how that escalated from perfectly polite and calm to officially freaking out.

[@cjfritz3951]

At 6:03 the way Kevin swoons over how much Holt loves the metamorphosis joke 😭 true love

[@-thasisters-6194]

“ YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO *CLAP BACK* RAYMOND ? BE👏🏾CAUSE👏🏾I👏🏾DO “

[@christyverplank3552]

The Safe House is one of my top 5 B99s. Super funny from beginning to end.

[@thetraveler010]

It's so funny to me how on my first viewing of Kevin and Holt I thought they were kind of a dry couple but now after everything I've seen it's all so sweet and heartwarming. They really have such a great relationship and it makes me so happy.

[@sheep7425]

Oh God the thumbnail. "We Need to Talk About Kevin" was a fever dream of a movie.

[@evanwetherell3996]

Misleading title

[@Octobris]

Exactly

[@shahad-gc4xo]

When a handshake between hold and Kevin is more intimate then a couple kissing lol

[@The-Rguy]

Kevin and Captain dad have the kind of relationship that on paper doesn't seem all that interesting and shouldn't work but seeing them together you can see how they are truly soulmates and the PDA scene always puts a smile on my face

[@MPeoples239]

It's not surprising considering fact that holt found a white version of himself. Sometimes you have to find someone with similar interests

[@The-Rguy]

@MPeoples239 That is true. the same thing happened to me

[@Talkingperfectly-loud]

6:02 When you make your husband who’s always “the funny one” laugh 😭💖😭

[@dayschange2]

It really is impressive how every Kevin appearance is gold.

[@chanelrick7649]

The fact that Kevin doing the clap back is missing, is devasting.

[@christyverplank3552]

👏🏼 be 👏🏼cause 👏🏼 I 👏🏼 do

[@kameswaripentapati9045]

"Raymond do you know how it feels to clap back? Be 👏 cause 👏 I do 👏"

[@itsDaedrin]

It's inconvenient at best.

[@tmage23]

I'm probably stating the obvious here but that beard is working for Marc Evan Jackson

[@levigriffin5553]

Yes, but it bears repeating: that beard is suave as hell, and I wish mine were half as handsome as his.

[@barbaracataldo566]

It's pretty impressive, But the man underneath it is working for me.😉

[@satwikbardhan3245]

"As hell" Michael and Eleanor disagree

[@aelitamcgarden442]

7:00 kevin: gives to Jake a can of orange soda from when some other children visited Jake : *IT'S PERFECT* 😀 and drink it in a happy child face It's so cute !

[@shahad-gc4xo]

Jokes aside jake really is the best detective out there, he takes his job seriously and there’s no case he can’t solve

[@syrupofwahoo3059]

NINE NINE!!!!!!!

[@BobMarley-tm1st]

Yeah. Literally NO CASE he cant solve. Not even case 52-ABX-DASH-32QJ remained unsolved.

[@buzzinbea]

LOL Boyle is that you?

[@ava1dk308]

eh i mean he didn’t solve the one in s7 dillman, charles solved it

[@shahad-gc4xo]

@@ava1dk308 I-

[@fabusquish.undercover]

"lightly stabbed" killed me the first time i watched it - i couldnt stop laughing for nearly 10 minutes

[@luminyam6145]

The brilliance of Captain Holt and Kevin is that they seem like serious ppl so I end up expecting that, and then when it veers off into ridiculous land, I am just so taken by surprise and they do it every single time. It is just such great comedy.

[@MarkCalloway]

Hopefully Kevin and Holt can renew their vows in season 8

[@MikeRiderOOO]

AND THEY DID!

[@MarkCalloway]

@@MikeRiderOOO let’s not spoil it for others lol

[@MikeRiderOOO]

@@MarkCalloway My bad.

[@real_lampcap]

Kevin telling the metamorphosis joke and Raymond laughing about it is so wholesome.

[@yongbokie4392]

Chemistry between the actors is just insane

[@aimeesmiles9400]

"Oh no that's Raymond, that's how he opens a door."

[@buzzinbea]

That and the fact that Holt knows how Kevin throws away trash (gently with both hands) is the peak of romance

[@danielhenry177]

Now we need a compilation of him as Shawn from The Good Place

[@spamsntea3794]

indeed indeed indeed indeed

[@MJFinn]

Yes, even him covering himself with that meatsuit lmao.

[@ikecrushyou]

Kevin: No, I've purged myself of that nonsense. Also Kevin: *Makes a reference* Jake: *excitement overload*

[@SoUniqueUser]

Of course he was excited, his dad made a reference to something he likes.

[@BarelyAHuman]

@@SoUniqueUser as a daughter who loudly gasped when my dad did the meme of the smart guy cuz he saw me do that I can agreed. This is a great feeling

[@JinxMyLove]

As a daughter who was over the moon when his dad made a reference to an anime movie he watched in the cinema because he didn't have a choice, yes, this is what it feels like. I can definitely agree

[@ariefhf]

We need more of Kevin in the last season!

[@madsvigan2898]

3:02 That is my favorite moment of 99. Kevin just throat punching a mobstor was so badass

[@the_sockdolager]

Holt and Kevin are hella specific relationship goals

[@gisforhungry]

but look at kevin’s reaction to holt laughing at his joke 🥲

[@anitamasoka]

Fav scene💀

[@leon_jimnez]

4:00 I love that the greatest show of love between Holt and Kevin in public, is a handshake. So hilarious.

[@selT02]

I love the "The Mandolin" part and the way Kevin says "say that to my face!" XD

[@namkedi]

(Teaches Jake To say “ look Raymond a yellow crested warbler “) (Doesn’t teach him to respond on a call)

[@elenamunozdedios2916]

Kevin and Holt are hilarious, adorable, kind, intelligent, well-read and have their delightful unique sense of humor. Best sitcom couple to have ever existed!

[@realsanmer]

"Gotta say, I could have used a little bit more oomph on the whoomp." "That's the oomphiest whoomp you'll get." Beautiful language.

[@DAVADMDAVAD]

INT: KITCHEN - NIGHT Two well dressed men stand in an appointment bespoke kitchen, preparing a Charcuterie tray. There is a bottle of expensive wine open and breathing. Captain Raymond Holt delicately slices Sweet Breads, while Kevin places a beer stein gently onto the long onyx granite kitchen island, next to the two fine wine glasses. Raymond (looking aghast) "What is THAT?" Kevin then removes from a hiding place, a grocery bag and places a two liter of RC Cola and a large bag of Doritos. Raymond "Dear God, no." Kevin "Raymond, I have a confession to make. I have invited someone to join us on....movie night." Raymond "You're just having me on. This is a ribald jibe at my expense. HA! Very amusing." There is a doorbell chime behind them, the chimes play the opening bars to Hilliard's symphony in third. Raymond stares at Kevin. Kevin unblinking, stares back. Someone is heard knocking at the door and re-pressing the doorbell, starting the chimes all over again. Raymond "You...without consent. Did you even stop at the library for the next boxed set of The Obscurity of Ansessa in the original Akkadian sanskrit sans subtitles?" Kevin "Dearest, it gets worse." Kevin holds up a DVD with a disheveled man on the cover. It is a shabby looking overweight Nicholas Cage, clearly past his prime. The only word on the front is PIG. Raymond "This is insanity. I will not subject myself to any of your Nicholas Coppola Cage shenanigans." Jake Peralta lets himself in and walks right into the kitchen, a big toothy smile on his face. Jake "Hey Dads, dudes, buddies, hey! What's up? OH! Chips!" Jake pops open the bag and begins eating Doritos. Kevin "The referenced pig is a Truffle Hunter. And he's been abducted." Raymond stares at Kevin, Kevin Stares at Raymond, and Jakes smiles ignorantly with Dorito bits in his smile, and looks back and forth at both of them for some moments. No one speaks. This goes on for roughly a full thirty seconds. Raymond "I'm listening."

[@kadenwong7299]

👌👌👌💯💯💯 A+, it's a shame you weren't in the writer's room!

[@jenniferg5722]

THIS IS CANON I CAN PICTURE IT

[@hrishikeshmanohar5329]

PDA in the office! My oh my!😂

[@mymagicisntgivingup5908]

Couldn’t help myself!

[@AdhiPratama]

@@mymagicisntgivingup5908 "Mm.."

[@EmmaD-ts1pp]

“ I hope your day is productive “ “ Thanks Raymond I hope you day is productive too “ 😀😆😂

[@Daya-id3sk]

6:03 Kevin's expression in this part is so loving.

[@Carcosan]

“I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed.” “I am sorry you where STABBED!?!?” “LIGHTLY, stabbed”

[@bramibes]

I feel like Kevin’s beard should have a separate “best off” video

[@esotericopia2854]

it does now

[@rameshkumarnandwani8413]

Indeed

[@g.paub01]

Kevin is my fav B99 character and he isn't even a main one. He's so perfect for Holt. Best couple!!!

[@-_melloh.ello_-3650]

I love the father-son dynamic of Jake and Holt 🥰

[@PickledLimes]

“I’m sorry… you were sTaBbEd?!”

[@PolyBiBadger]

“Lightly stabbed, I didn’t want to alarm you.”

[@jslrnzrbntn]

4:43 should always be on the Kevin best moments Also his convo with Terry and Jake about the next Halloween Heist

[@erikbosin2694]

“Jake the hero, abs of steel sha la la la”

[@david4133]

The perfect man for Holt

[@nmouning3916]

He's such and underrated king☹

[@Sayali312]

6:00 is so cute to me. Just a great couple enjoying themselves with a good laugh

[@felishady6410]

4:07 yall are hella specific. cant stop grinning xD

[@Enivri]

“Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed”

[@starryeyes1190]

“Y’all are hella specific” will ALWAYS be my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣

[@restoresto2039]

"Y'all are hella specific" 🤣🤣

[@saamjaza1742]

Aww, you cut the "stabbed" bit before the best part. "Lightly."

[@mrdogich5655]

Kevin is that type of people in your life, being some kind of friends with him is an achievement in your life. Not because it's hard, just because you earned it

[@Utminerr]

I love Kevin’s reaction to holts laugh it’s so cute

[@sarcasm_incarnate_3263]

“Oh daym !” - Jake peralta 3:44

[@MateoJFR]

I love their relationship. I love Kevin’s demeanor. Even better watching him as the leader of the bad place in ‘the good place’.

[@jaybudz1620]

Kevin seems to be missing his cocoon

[@strider2015]

I can only see Marc as Kevin, so when I watched the good place it was so confusing lol

[@BinaryJoe]

"Someone had pepper on their eggs this morning!" Totally using this.

[@manaphy1007]

We need more Kevin in season 8

[@kaileyblaine297]

Agreed!

[@manaphy1007]

@@kaileyblaine297 indeed

[@NiVi192]

Kevin and Jake switching clothes is everything! How have I forgotten about that?

[@alexx4321]

6:04 the way he gets excited about Holt loving his joke 🥺

[@jhardman1876]

How could you miss "Do you know how to clap back Raymond? Be 👏 cause 👏 I 👏 do"

[@4321987656]

Excuse me but that fact that the clip of Kevin clapping back was not in this video is 👏🏻 un 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 give 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 ble

[@KamilleBidanApologist]

0:31 “Are you guys getting a divorce? I can handle it. This doesn’t bring up any weird issues for me 🥹” LMAO Legit makes my heart melt knowing Jake sees them as his father figures 🥺

[@rorymarschall1112]

They should have included the moment where Kevin and Jake are looking for Cheddar in the park and Kevin says "Cheddar loves surveillance cameras 😭" 😂😂

[@TSGPhilipp]

"you are losing your money" Always gets me😂

[@hufflepufflez3293]

I cannot with peraltas "y'all are hella specific" it's so good

[@vecna-ussy1882]

At 5:48 when Kevin says"It's getting worse" got me crying in laughter 🤣

[@gonzaleo]

Well, it is a pig-mailman situation.

[@evanblake5252]

I would've liked to see more of Kevin in the show. He's great. Truthfully not as iconic as Holt, but similarly, a brilliant straight man, who occasionally loses his cool in very comical fashion. (Straight man as in style of acting, personality).

[@danielalonso6223]

“Peralta here’s an orange soda from when some other children were visiting” is such a classic line

[@shahad-gc4xo]

It’s how perfect they both are for eachother AHHH

[@KS-di4bn]

"What?! I told you, the guy's got range!!"

[@Samgotboredd]

My favorite recurring character hands down

[@bluishblow]

4:53 this is my ultimate favorite

[@johnfletemeyer8706]

"I wasn't injured, I was lightly stabbed." If I ever get stabbed, when I retell it it will be this.

[@cookies23z]

I love kevin finding out about a few movies he would have actually enjoyed and wanted to watch

[@Eph_Wilson]

Their form of PDA being a firm handshake will always crack me up 😆😆😆

[@lud3445]

Have someone who not only understands your particular brand of craziness, but also partake on it as well. Someone who knows how you open doors, someone who knows you by level of excitement in seeing a yellow crested warbler. Someone who you buy a disgusting pie every year for the sake of the trip. Find yourself your Kevin.

[@xoltacueponi]

laughing because Captain Corelli's Mandolin is my dad's favorite Nick Cage movie; he's his fav actor, so growing up I watched a LOT of Cage's stuff... Dude's right, he has the range.

[@sakurasensations4786]

I love that these two are so passionate about things in their own way, but as soon as it comes to each others’ safety, they become so concerned. It’s beautiful… The most beautiful part of all, however, is definitely that you can sense so much affection in every hand shake. I’d want them to be my dads too ♥️

[@migaish_]

5:07 I love Kevin's reaction to this 😂 I much prefer long movies that require thought process

[@pabblo424]

Oh god the thumbnail, We Need to Talk About Kevin gave me nightmares for weeks

[@alaynaallen3044]

What’s that?

[@sunnyjayrealestate]

@@alaynaallen3044 movie with tilda swinton, john c reilly, and ezra miller

[@deyluvyuna]

“i hope your day is productive as well 🥰” he’s so sweet 😭