Top 5 BROOKLYN NINE-NINE Solves | Comedy Bites

[@kevnajacob4550]

The dentist episode is the most iconic and the legendary solve of all.

[@oliviabrodarick7030]

What episode?

[@bensonbbarry2945]

@@oliviabrodarick7030 season 5 episode 14 The Box

[@oliviabrodarick7030]

@@bensonbbarry2945 BLESS YOU

[@nlikeflynn8837]

It’s also possibly the best 99 episode ever imo. It’s so well put together. Tension and rest times are unmatched.

[@anturanggatantra2154]

It won them Emmy right? It was amazing and emotion stirring indeed

[@uwurozes]

jake's monologue was, and still is, fuckin legendary

[@madilyn7208]

HE LITERALLY PULLED A LEGALLY BLONDE MOMENT THOUGH

[@samanthasutton4204]

Which one??

[@blastonks]

im boutta monologue, *son*

[@blastonks]

@@samanthasutton4204 "the dentist who murdered someone" -gina

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

@@samanthasutton4204 7:34

[@brucewayne5796]

“But they left the bs in” OMG HOLT

[@peterwagner958]

Yess ikr

[@teresapatron38]

@@peterwagner958 I laughed so much when he said this 😂😂😂😂😂can’t even

[@josuemadrigal395]

I’m wheezing in the middle of the night with this 😭🤣

[@courtneymavin9261]

I never noticed that joke until now

[@umqualquer1085]

What bs means?

[@gignock]

I think Holt figuring out that Charles and Gina were sleeping together just from a sentence or two from Jake is pretty high up there too!

[@anp1609]

yeah definitely!

[@nishkauberoi5555]

Also the case of the no cop talk policy... :)

[@derrickpang3680]

Wait what episode is this

[@nelsonmwale6350]

@@derrickpang3680 no cop talk i thnk hes talking about when Kevin was hostile to the detectives because of how holt was treated kudhara

[@masterslayerable]

​@@derrickpang3680 no cop talk is from season 1 where they get invited to holts party(episode 16 I think) and the gina charles incident is from relatively early in season 2, episode 5 I believe It was the episode where the IA guy that worked for wuntch showed up

[@ps1mrlee]

Sterling K. Brown’s “It’s in the patient’s mouth, SON” is one of the top guest star lines. It’s unique and memorable.

[@movecount]

If only he wasn't cast in the bottle episode which only allowed him to star in one episode. He was phenomenal.

[@digmousethetired2056]

@@movecount Maybe the reason it was a bottle episode is exactly because they blew all the budget on Sterling K. Brown.

[@lilchromie]

@@movecount it's the best bottle episode I've ever seen. An interesting premise, A charismatic villain, and the most brilliant way of getting some criminal genius to confess, thinking he's gonna be seen as a lucky idiot.

[@agiammarco94]

@@lilchromie it’s such a good episode that it’s the one episode of the show I’ve watched so far.......I watch a lot to B99 clips on KZbin but this made me intrigued enough to watch the episode

[@jembozaba4864]

I love his face when he’s sitting back down, realising what he just said

[@Bedbuggies]

"There's so many crimes in New York no one should live here." Truuuu

[@syabilaazri7834]

I ask the same question every single time when i watch Rescue Bots, only it not crime, it the town local disaster

[@JenniferDaniels909]

No. It's worth it. And crime may be up this year but it's less every year. One of the safest big cities in the world.

[@DarthLolly]

It’s true when you play the Spider-Man game lmao

[@athleticnerd8333]

“Tripped out on that for a couple hours” 😂

[@keeshiabrie]

The whiteboard behind Holt in 2:25 is very concerning

[@anadroy58]

I love how jake was only concerned with what holt thought of him and doesn’t care about anybody else’s opinion...goes to show that he truly sees holt as a father figure rather then just captain *And that’s 3 oh damns sons*

[@Mr1talal2]

A bother figure*

[@pforgottonsoul]

it just highlights all the unresolved father issues he has.

[@SRaburrido]

Jake now has 2 dads and a shitty biological father.

[@morrisdavidmullings9833]

Nice solve

[@joshualee2802]

@@Mr1talal2 Don't talk about his father that way

[@emthatyourefuse2494]

Jake's kitten-fueled all-nighter is the most epic ADHD mood of all time.

[@auric187]

Hey, can you please tell me which episode was this? For some reason I have no memory of this clip even though I thought I've watched all episodes of B99

[@pipstix5487]

@@auric187 all i remember is that it was called 'terry kitties' edit: it's season 3 episode 19

[@Starmadien2019]

Yup I love it

[@auric187]

@@pipstix5487 thank you so much!!

[@perezo27]

Yet again, either people with ADHD need to stop being so relatable, or I need to see a fucking doctor

[@arpitmaurya7924]

Jake is so smart. He's all goofy all the time. But when he has to step up he's the smartest of all the detectives

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Terry wasn't lying when he told Holt that Jake is his best detective

[@CodeJazper]

Jake is actually not smart, he just has amazing observation skills.

[@robagoreishi8419]

@@CodeJazper no he is smart lol, he has great observational skills but that's not what sets him apart from everyone; its his ability to make the most unusual correlations (since he's usually thinking about some random thing when the solve occurs to him)

[@CodeJazper]

@@robagoreishi8419 its been shown in the show multiple times that he is actually quite stupid, its almost impossible to watch an episode without Jake stupidity in it. Show me one scene where he is all just smart without him being stupid.

[@cakespreader]

@@CodeJazper he is autistic but we don’t rlly know which type,he has adhd but he could have savont syndrome which would give him genius level skills

[@RanaTahanyMusic]

jake blows kisses to the kitten is a wholesome proud daddy moment

[@adm2674]

Hes 40, Looks 20, *acts 12*

[@Christian31413]

In the show he’s like 35 but irl he’s like 45ish

[@daleludtke7803]

@@Christian31413 42

[@unpredictablemove]

@@Christian31413 he's 42 by August 2020 irl, in s6 or s7 he's 38

[@janaloff]

oohhhhhh yes..

[@bobstickee9823]

As a 12 year old I couldn’t agree more

[@marijaterezijaboras407]

Jake's face when he realises something is so realistic, Andy Samberg is the GOAT!!

[@cristina9202]

What does goat mean lol I read it everywhere

[@marijaterezijaboras407]

@@cristina9202 greatest of all time :D

[@employee962]

Baaahh

[@Hevability]

@@cristina9202 it means Greatest Of All Time y-yuh doi

[@elyssamariee7259]

“You’ve succumb to his groovy voodoo” 😂

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

Terry and Charles's looks at him as well 😂😂💀

[@sportsfaniguess154]

Succumbed*

[@cameronmonaghan6883]

And yet they forgot to include "In your cell punk!"

[@AxelSpinnet]

"Wrong, I seduced the van driver! She couldn't resist my groovy voodoo."

[@shreenagaraga6377]

Jake's monologue, the best solve ever...😍

[@Chris_p257]

I know I was like 🤯 and I started dancing crazy, don't judge lol

[@shreenagaraga6377]

I can imagine you doing that 😂😂 I had the same feeling though

[@Chris_p257]

@@shreenagaraga6377 lol

[@samanthasutton4204]

Which one?

[@Chris_p257]

@@samanthasutton4204 The three ohh damn's

[@VANhasVOICE]

The three oh damns was the highest point the show reached... for second place. I mean, we all know Caleb the friendliest cannibal is #1.

[@geragp1187]

Woodworker*

[@dawnferrer5385]

@@geragp1187 lmao that made me laugh hahahhaa

[@0Onyx13]

The terry Kitten episode always made me wonder, did they not look for any medical records at all? He simply sat in a wheelchair and escaped that easily??? Seriously???

[@DalePWhyte]

If the show has proven anything, literally every other precinct in New York is incompetent other than the 99th. They are either corrupt, lazy, or too inexperienced to do the job correctly.

[@shefalikar]

@@DalePWhyte Hitchcock and Scully bring out the 99 inefficiency though

[@minhvo8009]

I mean is it that hard to fake a medical report?

[@0Onyx13]

@@minhvo8009 I thought about this a couple days ago when I was re-watching all the seasons and got to that episode, but good police work wouldn't just settle with a medical report provided by the suspect, they would contact the doctor that "signed" it, but since all of Terry's colleagues were just busy making fun of him they for sure didn't bother checking the alibi, which is beyond bad police work. I guess that like Dale said, the 99 is one of the few if not the only precinct to really do a good job, plus 20 years before when they were already being mean to Terry cause he was the rookie, and I imagine being black didn't help back then, they just saw it as "rookie screwed up massively rofl" and didn't even care about the case per se. Douches.

[@mranxiety9995]

@@DalePWhyte funny u say that, season 8 is all about corrupt policemen

[@ripplescales7312]

One thing I noticed in Jake's monologue is that Sterling K Brown's character only starts to crack when Jake calls him lucky. If you pay attention that's when his demeanor shifts from cool and confident to angry. Neat little detail that helps to make this one of the best scenes in the show.

[@SudarshanNair99]

Great observation dude!!

[@codyeble0713]

That was kinda the whole point.. since they literally said it

[@DarthLolly]

“Now where’s the cat?” “Been 20 years, Sarge, cat’s probably dead” “I’M STILL BRINGING HIM IN!” 😂😂😂

[@ajsingh5794]

That’s still my favorite episode

[@yoshijb9428]

The look on his face! I was terrified!😳😳🤣🤣

[@robertgarcia8294]

Had to pause to laugh

[@Wafflelord-Gaming]

Bring a whole new meaning to the term “dead or alive you’re coming with me” lol

[@jeffreymeehan3116]

My personal favorite.

[@ma-nesia6947]

Periodentist murderer episode is still my most favorite. It's so clever.

[@oliviabrodarick7030]

What episode?

[@supertrampolinethebatpony3841]

@@oliviabrodarick7030 The Box

[@oliviabrodarick7030]

@@supertrampolinethebatpony3841 thank u

[@placidandy]

.... are we just going to ignore *fax noise* "Zowie.... I'm young!"

[@blazarre7251]

It’s true

[@FALslayer]

that's now my tinder bio

[@supershepherd]

I thought nobody else noticed that😂

[@gretazimmerman8299]

Best line ever.

[@Chris_p257]

My fav was the Three ohh Damns/or Jakes monologue

[@samanthasutton4204]

Which monologue???

[@peterwagner958]

@@samanthasutton4204 7:34 and 9:25

[@zoemacon4311]

What episode was that?

[@parallaxxe]

@@zoemacon4311 it's called the box don't remember episode number or season tho

[@zoemacon4311]

@@parallaxxe thanks it’s my favorite episode 😊

[@sedra5195]

Jake blowing kisses to the cats is the cutest

[@tripplea4609]

I feel like Jake solving the murder on the dude that called him joke peralta was an honourable mention

[@tripplea4609]

@George Saddington oh yea my bad

[@yaphong-weijonathan2683]

@George Saddington But given that Jake only have 48 hours to solve that case, it's still worth mentioning.

[@haoirdg6854]

that dude is kid cudi

[@nehilshrivastava8114]

Kid Cudi!

[@DeinosDinos]

That change in expression on Sterling K Brown's face was EPIC. Absolutely amazing guest star!

[@EternityMediaGroup]

"The Box" is by far my favourite episode of the show. Sterling K. Brown really let his acting chops loose. 10/10

[@SGN_Maximo]

They just took the breathing tube out. BUT THEY LEFT THE BS IN!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@swapnilmadan6227]

What's the meaning of BS

[@thunder7433]

@@swapnilmadan6227 [bleep]

[@intheheatofjuly]

@@swapnilmadan6227 bullsh*t sjdf

[@bielito23]

"Sarge, I'm waaaay too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity." me every day

[@powerpointnight3710]

True disco will never die...

[@expresseo5218]

but you will

[@Historyguy-xu5ht]

Disco is so undead that James Brown is immortal

[@togetaro7734]

in your cell, *PUNK!*

[@dasfinalgaming]

While I love the Halloween/Cinco de Mayo Heists episodes I believe that “The Box”will always be peak B99. It’s pretty much got everything the show’s got to offer plus it really showcases how amazing of a detective Peralta is and can be! Also the dentist is pretty great too. Just watch him in the background everytime Jake and Holt leaves the interrogation room.

[@seanmoloney9548]

I love the actor who plays the dentist he's sooooo good

[@yp_biggie]

"They just took the breathing tube out" Holt: But they left the bs in Died laughing

[@ashmahembrom]

I think Rosa's solve of Kevin and Holt's fight deserves to be here. No B99 compilation is complete without the iconic 'BOOOOOOOOONE' scene

[@MrSpannners]

"(gasp) Zowee!! I'm young" Round of applause to whoever wrote that line and Andre Braugher for delivering so perfectly 👏👏👏

[@liamjacques5335]

"Zowie, I'm young!" I dont know why but i couldnt stop chuckling at it, WHY?

[@supershepherd]

I love that part

[@rajasmahajan2330]

I just love the scene right after his monologue . It's already morning , Jake and Holt have been up all night with the case and Boyle has just come in . They both look at each other as if they were born to do this job ❤️

[@juanmedina7697]

“My only nemesis now, FATHER TIME!” ... “Sally I’m you” Holt is just too funny 😂😂😂

[@ronaldmenezes4690]

Woman: "sorry if my voice is raspy, they just took the breathing tube out" Holt: "but they left the BS in" Dayumn

[@tejuramji6120]

Ok top 5 should be 1. The solve in 'The Box' 2. The solve in 'The crime scene ' 3. The unsolvable from s1 4. Terry kitties 5. Jake and Mr.Santiago solving that robbery

[@yaphong-weijonathan2683]

48 hours from Season 1 should be in this list too.

[@ishan.saini93]

There's also one with a promise or something, don't remember the exact name. That one's really good too.

[@elijahbagaman276]

@@ishan.saini93The exact name is the crime scene

[@thereliablegemini8687]

you forget to mention case 52ABX-32QJ that was also a legendary solve

[@error5an589]

Ha

[@user-rm5hg1pc9c]

which one was that

[@rodri3851]

@@user-rm5hg1pc9c the one about the guy that killed her lover's husband, and cut his finger to make people believe the corpse was he's and not the husband's

[@Revenant-oq9ts]

The lightheartedness of the show is the exact reason badass moments like the 3 Oh Damns hit really strongly.

[@amartyaroy3754]

I love how confidently Jake delivered the monologue even though he was totally wrong but still got the collar.

[@elizanneribeirodasilva928]

Yes!! He knew exactly what he was doing. he pissed the guy off until he said haha

[@Flashback1981]

He delivered it with confidence because he knew taunting Phillip about how lucky he was would make him snap. If he delivered it any other way, he never would've gotten the perp to confess.

[@carlrevans]

That was the point. No murder weapon, blood, or evidence. The guy must be brilliant. Smart people hate being called or thought of as stupid. So Jake spins a tale of how lucky he got, because he could have easily been caught 10 different ways because he was a bumbling idiot, and that set him off.

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

He knew exactly what he was doing, he knew the guy would hate getting labelled as lucky when he was so meticulous in planning the perfect crime and eventually snap and confess

[@nicolasneal204]

@@carlrevans here's something interesting when watching the episode when Holt mocks his status as a dentist you can can watch get mad about his intelligence being belittled

[@samstern2042]

Imagine seeing these guys try to solve real unsolved mysteries

[@godofgaming6905]

VINDICATION

[@lyddiebrenton]

the three “oh damns” is by far my favorite jake peralta solved case bc it really shows how smart and how great of a detective he is even though he acts like a child

[@peterwagner958]

*GASP*“Zowie! Im Young”

[@paigeclayton7627]

the box is easily my favorite episode, jakes monologue never gets old

[@An0nymous_L0gic]

"I'M STILL BRINGIN HIM IN!" lul

[@shadowseeker1950]

That noise Holt made at 3:54 was super funny and cute

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

Zowie I'm young!

[@allysarosevaldepenas8607]

What about that case in S1 where the victim turned out to be the murderer? That was cool too 😎

[@5T4T10NDR4GON]

Say what you will about Jake. Sometimes he is one great detective.

[@unpredictablemove]

Na ah, he's all the time great detective! 🤷🏻‍♀️❤️

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

He can be an immature goof but he always steps up when it's serious, Terry wasn't lying when he told Holt that Jake is his best detective

[@shanwild1096]

"You've succumbed to his groovy voodoo." - legendary.

[@daredevil6494]

“Oh damm” is the best episode ever❤️❤️❤️

[@talhabinkhalid3452]

Fun Fact: Jake(Andy Samberg) had a big stain of ketchup on his shirt and tie in the monologue episode which no one noticed.

[@Oliviagarry69420]

That’s pretty in character though

[@kerol5905]

Love that son and father-in-law bonding. And how they realized it was the daughter.

[@titanjakob1056]

“I’m just like disco baby I will never die”

[@helloiispain5685]

"True. Disco will never die. But you will."

[@realhumphreyappleby]

@@helloiispain5685 Famous last words

[@arminia1406]

The Last Clip is for me still the best Episode in the entire Series for me

[@5T4T10NDR4GON]

Jake figuring out that no one should live in new York was the best one

[@Tillyjean2000]

5:53 Jake looks so badass in the background

[@debashishmishra9309]

3:56 "Zowie, I'm young" I lost it 🤣🤣

[@Shiva-pg3ju]

anyone notice how Jake said "you know us millennials" even though he's gen X in real life LMAO

[@marthenuyttens4303]

Holts reaction is priceless😂😂

[@bieberswagg2]

Jake sending kisses to the kittens probably cured my depression

[@BuckHunter103]

Been twenty years sarge, I think the cat’s dead. IM STILL BRINGING HIM IN!

[@reggieregina1362]

I was waiting to see the mumps episode where Holt and Jake figure out the recipe is a phone number 😄

[@nmouning3916]

Clicked in this as fast as the speed of light! :)🤣🤣

[@thandondlovu5392]

Jake: The cat's probably Dead. Terry : I'm still bringing him in.

[@malcolmrawlinson7352]

Gosh, the last one will never cease to impress.

[@goklerintitanigi3058]

1:34 *”... in your cell, PUNK!”*

[@ChuckNorrisIsNothing]

You‘re saying it wrong. It‘s „... in your cell, PUNK!“

[@P1r4n]

My favourite solve was the cold open “NOOOOO SHERLOCK WANTS A PRESENT!”

[@Silentbob1494]

that last one though- Gets me every time. Absolutely perfect.

[@robertstegmann9260]

"Zowie! I'm young!" - Raymond Holt

[@itried7934]

9:29 the moment holt realized jake is as smart as him

[@zhangsterjeff5925]

This is by far my favorite TV show ever. I really hope they don’t make this show too political in season 8 because of all the things that are going on currently.

[@katie-rl7vh]

i just hope that they're still cops but don't ignore the current climate

[@gOBSTONE]

They physically can’t follow your advice. In the context of the massive civil rights movement happening, not making the show “political” would be an insane political statement. The very act of making seasons 8 is a political action. What you want is for the political statement to agree with your politics.

[@example2844]

"They just took the breathing tube out" "But they left the BS in?" What a comeback 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@akaJughead]

Zowie! I'm young....😂

[@mishka077]

I'm way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity

[@afgpielover]

"You've succumbed to his groovy voodoo" best line Holt has ever said

[@Calico235]

“Zowee, I’m young!”

[@parkerhynson3581]

"Wait, Amy shut up"

[@WindReader]

Monologue was best. His ability to create scenarios was handy here. He was able to create a somewhat plausible scenario from limited evidence that would get under the perp’s skin and cause him to confess.

[@preciousricaplaza2180]

When I saw this, the first thing that came to my mind is the "The box" episode. That was the coolest episode.

[@beastarihaan1538]

7:05 I was waiting when that will come up. That literally brought me goosebumps when I saw it first. Still one of my favourite episodes.

[@NA1c158]

"It wadn't luck!" - love the moment when the dentist is letting Jake under his skin.

[@Vesperitis]

_"(gasp)_ Zowie, I'm young!" And I'm dead, Captain Holt.

[@pedrooctaviopereirarocha4981]

I would put the 'case 52abx-32qj' in this video. It was the best one in my opinion!

[@palaniappand.p7941]

7:00 The one time this show actually looked like a cop show...I'm just saying that its so cool!!! Don't get me wrong..

[@lilchromie]

The dentist murderer episode is one of my all time favorites

[@christineella1239]

the dentist episode is and always will be my favourite episode, i always get so excited when jake is monologuing and then he just confesses

[@TheSegacampGamerandWerecamp]

😆😆😆 Jake: It Wasn't Russo or His Sons! Both Jake and Amy's Dad: IT WAS THE DAUGHTER!

[@Saunders9495]

You've succumbed to his groovy voodoo 🤣🤣

[@SaulGodman69]

he gives me the Conner vibe from detroit become human at 7:40

[@lewissmith277]

“Zowie, I’m young” got me dead🤣🤣

[@nibncabc2737]

Top 5 Solves and Number 3 is them not solving it

[@AnnamPrasanth]

The way he tries to imitate BARRACUDA always ALWAYS gets me! That's was such a ridiculously funny thing to do in front of your in law, especially when you're meeting him for the first time. LMAO!!😅

[@MissEasyPeasySleasy]

Love Sterling!🤣

[@XaviRonaldo0]

"that's, fantastic news." Captain Raymond Holt in the most deadpan voice ever 😂

[@gowrishreevalli9495]

Gina: i just followed terry into a dark closet. Omg!😂

[@calebsoria1901]

It’s been 20 years sarge 🐈 is probably ☠️ IM STILL BRINGING HIM HIM 😂😂

[@SukeshiRishabh]

What about the one where Holt inferred Boyle was sleeping with Gina?! It has to be the quickest and one of the most genius solves ever!!!

[@emmasiverling1700]

“Zowee, I’m young!” 😂 it gets me every time

[@capriorakiv1488]

7:06 The box was the greatest b99 episode.