Chappelle's Show - The Racial Draft (ft. Bill Burr, RZA, and GZA) - Uncensored

[@eLmasten1991]

" and they prolly still complain " " man f. you " cracks me up everytime

[@bluestangGT2001]

Came here to type that. So just left a like instead

[@Suomi91]

Bill saying facts jajajaja

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin5986]

EVERY TIME!!🤣🤣🤣

[@timothychang34]

I love that part. my top two favorite comedians

[@jellybeanz1989]

I love how he delivers that "man f you" so fast right after the fake laugh you almost miss it, its just perfect!

[@yoshim616]

Speaking as an Asian I'm stoked we got the Wu Tang Clan, in fact I think we won the night with that one pick.

[@slackerengi2401]

Well all that can be said is *Konichiwa bitches*

[@sidharthsingh6606]

Asians won by a landslide

[@tyreeknyc1980]

LMFAO! NO SHIT Ya'll won....

[@marcusworkman6935]

Asians was liwk ya take Tiger Woods we take the WHOLE clan

[@caiowasem]

What a steal

[@sockhopper]

“The black delegation requests Eminem” “Wait a goddamn minute Rondell”

[@justinstewart1828]

Ima hustla baby.

[@dabird9258]

Tell you what, we keep Eminem You get O.J. Simpson

[@jonstolte854]

Me irl

[@dm3402]

They really did hustle em' with OJ look at the white announcers dapping eachother up as they revel lmao

[@tika3721]

The best part

[@Obiahjones]

“So long fried rice, hello fried chicken” is one of the best lines in recent memory

[@canaisyoung3601]

How's that an improvement? There are Asian fried chicken recipes, usually it's Korean or Japanese, but I'm sure Thailand has their own take on it.

[@starblazer5178]

​@@canaisyoung3601it's the implied racism that makes it funny. Keep up

[@willjones3492]

@@starblazer5178 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3vLkpelltyHbK8si=7BRWgE63sruSmmT8

[@willjones3492]

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[@willjones3492]

@@starblazer5178 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaStlWWvpLybY5Isi=mXqfAw98fv4WnjyE

[@christopherwinko1978]

Wu Tang: "We're fans of Chinese culture. We're proud to be Chinese." Also Wu Tang: "Konnichi wa"

[@blackgloriouz]

hahaha

[@pedroscott6347]

That's what made it funny.

[@ArmyWolves]

Hahaha. I missed that. Reminds me of episode of Daybreak (no spoiler) that was narrated by Rza where he said, "You wan't to know what is really offensive? You are a wannabe ninja quoting Kung Fu movies... those are from two very different cultures." I burst out laughing.

[@JeroAlmufakir]

*bitchessss...

[@vampiradeathrockerbatxq762]

😂😂😂 Ni Hao.

[@JoeyPeeps209]

The handshake after “OJ, black again” has be rolling every time 😂

[@patrickharrison4763]

Same. Love how he wipes his hand off as well afterwards.

[@hip2thabone_da_sticky1]

5:30 😁

[@ChrisXIllustratesXGaming]

The handshake after the white announcers list the white picks lol.

[@sesemunasia8681]

Haha... I laughed hard. They nailed it

[@AQG24]

Me too lol

[@loganerb3952]

“So long Fried Rice Hello Fried chicken” Kills me everytime 😂😂

[@dead3yeDino]

For shizzle💪🏿🤣

[@buddermonger2000]

Wu Tang went the opposite

[@BitoyV3]

I remember hearing that and just saying, "dude, just become Filipino. We eat both!"

[@sumuqh]

i ded 💀

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

@@BitoyV3 That's why I bangs heavy with the Pinoys...the food stay bussin!

[@Zacharylastnamemusic]

“Oj Black again!” The finger thing was priceless!!

[@willjones3492]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4fImWqIpJlkaZIsi=hO0JpBVs1bK5eZDz

[@kenyonjohnson4823]

“So long fried rice 🍚, hello fried chicken 🍗” 😂😂😂😂

[@stevenhosea4849]

No. Not. Steven. Hosea. Happens. Happens

[@joshuaattractsmoney]

Lmao. 🤣🤣💀

[@orphenocou4742]

“For shizzle”

[@kenyonjohnson4823]

@@orphenocou4742 😂😂

[@kadengomez1755]

@@stevenhosea4849 nigga shut up

[@JasonNation72]

"So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!" Still kills me after all these years.

[@JasonNation72]

@@kjmiller5023 Uh...this aired on Comedy Central in like 2002-03.

[@anaityketihw]

Kj Miller This video is about as old as me (16 years old)

[@klutz3955]

Holly fhckkk

[@patrickorourke41]

For shizzle 😂😂😂

[@johnmason4724]

@@kjmiller5023 biggest dumbass if I've ever seen one

[@joshkaid]

The Wu-Tang Clan being drafted as Asian kills me everytime.

[@razkable]

thats a top 10 moment in t.v. history for me...like wow that was so funny...the set up..perfect

[@AGE0FQUARREL]

Bong bong.

[@yeeerk]

Konichiwa bitches

[@Da13iG5eung]

It's an absolute steal at the position the Asians drafted them. Long-term investment and insanely great returns.

[@sharonj3797]

I laughed so much it hurt

[@MDCJ59]

When I first saw this, I was wondering who could the Asians choose other than Yao Ming. Then I heard "the RZA, the GZA..." I laughed so hard that it hurt. Dave Chapelle won with this segment.

[@KGillis]

This is the calmest I've ever seen Bill Burr.

[@kylemiller7562]

" and they prolly still complain " " man f. you " cracks me up everytime

[@voodoochile6796]

Also it's pretty impressive that all his funniest lines here are improvised, and they kept it in the show

[@ServerYT]

He was pretty mellow in Breaking Bad, considering the possibilities...

[@DivyaKalasua]

Bill burr : that's not even funny. Where is the punchline

[@Str8Deenin47]

@@kylemiller7562 that PC laugh cracks me up. Y’all know that laugh lmao.

[@darthdredz]

This is so far ahead of its time. Chappelle was brilliant. We need Round 2 of the draft

[@keystrix3704]

Nah. It's perfectly of its time and was comedy gold. We just regressed at some point.

[@williamwhitfield6225]

Ppl would lose thier fucking minds if you put this on t.v. today. I was laughing my ass off and quating Chappelle's show all through the 8th and 9th grade. The let's get super offended over everything and be outraged at comedians because we literally are to sensitive to handle a joke. I would love to see Richard Pryor brought back in his prime and him and dave go off on the pussification of today's society.

[@southbeachtalent]

"I'm Chinese now. This is how I feel inside!"

[@chrisshields5448]

Round 2 would be hilarious, especially now

[@wuhansam]

//Ariana grande, zendaya, Dwayne Johnson and Drake enter chat.//

[@NikolasSmith-cc6pb]

Mos Def comedy timing is very underrated in the show 😂😂😂

[@Vinseenit]

I was gonna say is that Mos Def, should be in the featured list in the title

[@PanderingSlats]

Mos Def as the CIA agent in the Black Bush sketch is my fav moment in all of Chappelle's Show

[@Nagnoidnigsby]

💯, straight natural . The way he poses with the gun in the Cornwall Wallace skit with the two gangs going to war. Even down to the simple 360 he does when he gets O.J. Simpson.

[@KashMoneyKhloe]

"Request eminem" "now wait a goddamn minute" 😂😂😂

[@sherrodmacs3472]

Classic stuff. Funnier now.

[@ChivasBarcelonaMex]

First time I heard it I said "EmInEm no sir" and I ain't even white wtf!!! Lol

[@ciarrajohnson3849]

FORK HIM OVER🤚🏿🤚🏿🤚🏿

[@Johnny-rx4hs]

​@@ciarrajohnson3849 The only way the white delegation would give up Eminem is if they got Bob Marley

[@ciarrajohnson3849]

That’ll never happen (guess you want Lenny Krav too right???)😂😂😂

[@valentevillegas4681]

That handshake the announcers did after talking about OJ Simpson being black again 😂😂😂

[@2AForever-wi8yj]

I laugh everytime I see that

[@demetriusmiddleton1246]

Bruh... i just fell outta bed on that one!💀💀

[@AltCTRLF8]

proof that you don’t hustle the original hustlers

[@adrianfytr35]

Thats the funniest part of this hilarious skit!

[@jimmys8492]

The look on Dave’s Face after words lol

[@eg2821]

“She was born and raised catholic... then she became a whore” Lmao that caught me off guard.

[@PeeboTyson]

Is there a difference?

[@pedrogates3189]

🤣😂

[@morkujinirukandji4820]

swamidude better things like?

[@marpfel]

swamidude or his infamous high pitched "Lady" :D

[@ErikPT]

Eh? I dunno about you but my classmates weren’t even religious too liberal and having kids by the time they were 10th 9th grade. They definitely were NOT Catholic.

[@elizel90]

That casual "Man F**k you" from Dave always gets to me 😂😂😂 OMFG I FORGOT ABOUT THE RANDOM DANCING MAN 😂😂

[@mm860]

Robot dance!

[@philipksick6810]

I know!!! I haven’t seen this in years and that man doing the robot takes me clean out lol

[@TopShelfTheology]

Chappelle made sure he was in EVERY episode, he would FIND a place for that guy, hahah

[@michaeljacksonlov14]

With a smile on his face too 😂

[@SirLoin2418]

After all these years, I just realized the third announcer is Bill Burr.

[@victorcohen2930]

Yeah I thought he looked familiar also... And then I realized... Holy shit it's bill Burr!

[@behindthewallsleepin]

Holy shit that's awesome!

[@joecollier8924]

Yeah man, I rewatched all the seasons and he's on a few of them.

[@skoo6588]

Sir Loin 😂😂😂

[@stanleyc2978]

@ThatOneAsianBroChick hahahaha

[@mobyghost1897]

“Tough break n***a, there’s always fubu” lmao

[@MarkSmith-lz5rk]

@Gregory McDonald it was early 2000

[@itsjustg1]

I READ THIS COMMENT AS HE SAID IT 😂 freaked me out because we were in sync

[@DawnoftheDan_]

“So long fried rice hello fried chicken” is one of the funniest lines ever 😂😂😂😂😂

[@donaldnickman4119]

Thanks for repeating Dave’s joke for internet points😂😂it’s really lit when you text out the funniest joke so it spoils it for everybody🤣🤣🤙🏼💯

[@DawnoftheDan_]

Donald nickman sry for spoiling that almost 20 yr old joke. You’re a lil too sensitive for KZbin Donnie

[@yoboichill0842]

For shizzle

[@TomAndersonn]

@@donaldnickman4119 you're sense of humor is this small 🤏

[@HankyPanky44]

@@donaldnickman4119 Spoils it how? Watch the vid before the comments...

[@polyclot1976]

"There's a white man talking up here. Silencio! NGOWA!" truly a man of the peoples

[@fatbuddy719]

Did you know that "ungawa" was what Tarzan would say to quiet the apes in the jungle? Such an insane throw-away line 😂

[@xanmontes8715]

​@@fatbuddy719what??

[@tylerseboe]

⁠​⁠@@xanmontes8715The old tv show from the 60s and the movies from the 40s, 50s, and 60’s. This explains the origins of “umgawa”: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZy1paaAqbyJe7csi=ERnWWDv4S9O9gRCR

[@IH8U926]

​@@fatbuddy719wtf!!

[@kefkapalazzo1]

@@fatbuddy719lmaooooo

[@briengakaplan-b1550]

The Chinese taking the whole Wu-Tang Clan is the best part of this whole skit 😂😂😂💀

[@lemononice7056]

I swear😁😁

[@Adamdidit]

Almost. Actual Wu Tang members being there is what really puts it over the top.

[@HM-ik1zn]

😂😂😂😂

[@obediahpolkinghorniii564]

Kung Pao! How ya like me now...?

[@rankobarensic]

Pure laugh🤣🤣

[@Magido89]

Casually calling Madonna a whore always cracks me up. Bill burr is a legend

[@354allday]

He spoke facts thou

[@eyeheartsushi2212]

Scott Humphreys So what does that say about J-Lo, these days? 😂😂😂

[@jozinek876]

HOLY SHIT, just noticed it was Bill Burr ;)

[@clarkerots9348]

Chappelle and Burr together is comedy gold!

[@rockemack]

LOL he called her a whore LOL! Comedy fellas, amirite?

[@nnich19]

The most underrated part of this whole thing is that all asians are represented by the Chinese delegation.

[@forwarddiscipline]

It's just like the u.n.!

[@peekaboopeekaboo1165]

@@forwarddiscipline What?!

[@forwarddiscipline]

@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 that's a ccp totalitarian regime joke. Those organs won't harvest themselves, you know? Those child laborers won't enslave themselves, you know? Those undesired ethnicities that are still ethnically chinese won't delete themselves, you know? Those officials at the W.H.O. wont bribe themselves, you know? Those u.n. delegates from other asian countries won't bow to CCP authority by threatening themselves and their own families with t1orture and d1eath, you know? It's all hilarious. Lmao! So funny!

[@dr.j7542]

@@forwarddiscipline you haven't said anything. Lol. Please will you stop speaking in these backwards riddles???

[@forwarddiscipline]

@@dr.j7542 no and fuck you anyways. How long you been reading english? "You didnt say anything anyways." Liar. The opposite is true. I said many things, many ways. Pick one and fuck off.

[@hutchphilpot6870]

The black guy in the back doing the robot in various different skits is the funniest sh*t I swear.

[@Hellheart]

Yo! For real!

[@samhugh08]

That’s Karl Lake. Staple of the show

[@hoodietiger2178]

“Yes and they’ll probably still complain” 😂😂😂😂😂 Bill Burr legendary

[@Orcinus1967]

Indeed.

[@Loupster420]

Man f u

[@hoodietiger2178]

@@Loupster420 😂😂😂

[@flimingjustforfun6814]

I died 😂😂😂😂it's my favorite part of this video.

[@strangebrew1231]

And he's right

[@themagicbullet7849]

They couldve done this for 30 minutes

[@AltCTRLF8]

ikr, the NFL draft has 7 rounds!

[@ProxyMinePro]

I would have loved to see them debate the Rachel Dolezal incident.

[@AltCTRLF8]

Ozymandias the blacks and whites both trying to give her away

[@themagicbullet7849]

@@AltCTRLF8 and thats when the native americans come in with a steal.

[@brenonthompson3987]

I'd prefer to watch 3 hours of this than any other sports draft

[@drivewaystar6485]

That guy doing the robot is the greatest running joke in the history of television.

[@hip2thabone_da_sticky1]

1:03 the dude in the *red shirt* 😆

[@june2420111]

Hahaha always makes me laugh

[@Nightowl333]

Lol I laughed so hard when I saw it

[@brandonowen9881]

@_jeff _ The joke is that guy is always in the background of random Chapelle skits doing the robot. Like the John Mayer one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5nLp6Cwp8SjkNE

[@REGINASONGZ727]

Right he kills me every time i see him😂😂

[@aland7236]

5:30 Rondell wiping his hand off after the handshake. 😂

[@jpbostonian]

This will forever be one of the greatest skits ever

[@speak_no_evil]

Yessir this and dear sister

[@carlosreid51]

In this Marxist era yes

[@jessavila4649]

My favorite was the prince episode lol

[@jessavila4649]

@@jpbostonian we are now bro

[@michaelm2998]

@@jessavila4649 Not even close...Capitalism is sadly thriving...

[@ThatOtherRaccoon]

Mos Def doesn't get enough credit for his acting in this.

[@julianhernandez2322]

Thank you for pointing that out..I had no idea that was Mos Def...

[@steveepic5957]

Where was he!?

[@julianhernandez2322]

@@steveepic5957 He was the representative for the Black delegation...

[@sydneyjoseph2323]

Thanks you!!! 💯😘

[@ThatOtherRaccoon]

@@steveepic5957 that's how good of a job he did lol. The dude was unrecognizable.

[@ThatOneRandomSteve]

As a Chinese man, I can say that this was the greatest deal in the history of deals.

[@howardbaxter2514]

And I thought the whole trade between the Black and White delegation couldn’t be topped.

[@kobeH40]

Overwtching

[@Xannyphantom905]

in real life, there's no way in hell the blacks would give up the Wu Tang Clan

[@Subtweeted]

Apprentess Gooden The Asian delegation came out on top for sure. the Latino delegation came out even. The Black delegation got Tiger and I believe the White delegation took an overall loss with the trade deal for Condoleezza Rice but we get to keep Eminem so we didn’t do too bad 😂

[@Xannyphantom905]

@@Subtweeted you're white, why would you say the Asians had best pick?

[@jayelpresidente]

These jokes are timeless. I’ve watched this, Playa Haters and World Series of Dice… all are as funny as ever

[@mel-bp1kp]

Dave and Bill have a great chemistry on this one they both delivered especially the passive aggressive insults.

[@amberlyn28]

Right!!!! And 5:40 😂😂😂

[@hannahsanchez3648]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXOYiYukZcp-pdk

[@abdoulayecamara8077]

The black guy wiping his hand off after agreeing to take OJ 😂

[@jblack8149]

Mos Def his name

[@irelandevr4046]

@@jblack8149 You beat me to it....😒😂

[@Vrussk]

I don't get it, what's the meaning of the hand wipe?

[@Bellathebear777]

Rflmao 😅😅😅

[@GetUpTheMountains]

@@Vrussk The joke is that he thinks shaking hands with the white delegate is gross, and reluctantly does it only to seal the deal. Regretting having to touch the white delegate, he wipes his hand to clean it. Hilarious.

[@FrankMontes24]

This is a historic moment in comedy. Bill Burr, The Wu-Tang Clan, and Dave Chappelle all together!

[@damnaion1027]

Don't forget Mos Def.

[@larryguerra4656]

Mos Def too!

[@phonymex3340]

How tf you leave out Mos Def kid. Must be young & dumb!

[@sleazymeezy]

Bill Burr is a hack. All he does is yell unfunny things and swear. That's not comedy.

[@boomermoreno]

-Dave Chappelle -Wu-Tang Clan -Mos Def -Bill Burr -Bill Burr's Hair

[@SunDevil31]

Chappelle and Burr should do a weekly show. Theyre great together. 😂

[@aa-tx7th]

nah keep chapelle outta relevancy

[@SunDevil31]

@@aa-tx7th Awwwe. Whyeee?!

[@Daquan0394]

Absolutely

[@MattBlack3000]

Burr is part of the reason Chappelle stopped doing the show

[@skeptic_culled9256]

??​@@MattBlack3000

[@dystealwobble5851]

"Thick thighs, no felonies.. would've been a great pickup" Such a prime Mel Kiper breakdown.

[@5PercentTint]

The way rondell wipes his hand off after the handshake kills me so I missed that line for a long time

[@ralphlopez3077]

Dude 😂

[@Bigjokerjoe]

All he was missing was a “and you’d be hard pressed to tell me otherwise” at the end 😂😂

[@chiensyang]

Wu Tang Clan is no longer a group of Black rappers, but a group of Asian rappers with very very very dark skin.

[@chiensyang]

@Long Live Rhodesia, Some Asian Indians have dark skin too.

[@geno5299]

Many Asians live in the tropics by the Pacific and Indian Ocean. So we already have dark skin. Those with lighter skins are the ones who live up north. OR are the low self esteemed ones and they put on some bleaching lotion.

[@chiensyang]

@Long Live Rhodesia, What does that even mean?! I have seen and personally known many successful dark-skin Asians. Moreover, people who are bias toward light skin-tone are the ones who equate light skin-tone to beauty, not success.

[@1critrune319]

So Chigga then?

[@OdaSwifteye]

@@1critrune319 *CHIGGA NOW*

[@dinosaursneverexisted8985]

This is probably my favorite Chappelle sketch. It highlights how goofy racial stereotyping is, and trying to put people into categories is. As hilarious as it is genius

[@rickybobby7549]

All stereotypes are true. Asians can’t drive for example

[@Jf_1900]

@@rickybobby7549 that's why the best drifters are Asian

[@rickybobby7549]

@@Jf_1900 drifting is dumb.

[@Jf_1900]

@@rickybobby7549 skill nonetheless

[@JonHop1]

If a white person did this sketch it'd be banned on YT and all other woke social media platforms.. Shows how absurd it is these days... Can barely joke about anything race-related. Its destroying comedy and our ability to have a laugh at each other. Not everything needs to be so PC and perfect. We are human afterall and each one of us is flawed.

[@ILLadviser]

"very mature Rondell" 😂😂💀

[@abefroman8528]

This is what comedy should be. Everything and everyone should be fair game.

[@MeEncantaMoss]

You should look up what "punching up" is

[@carlosacta8726]

TOTALLY!!!

[@yerr2396]

I agree

[@nickdrexler6076]

Hey bro I agree everyone needs to grow a sense a humor again life’s to short and if it’s a morality contest everyone is gonna lose!

[@abefroman8528]

@@MeEncantaMoss triggered tard. Go sit in a corner

[@hotdamndan9892]

"That's very mature, Rondell,." Damn, Chappelle's white man is so convincing. 😂

[@poolq422]

He called him a cracker 😅 3:58

[@mario6sic6]

Well i think its malarky

[@anthonyanth8368]

@@mario6sic6 Oooh i see that's were Joe Biden got his bus slogan from

[@inlinechris]

pᴉoʌ ʞɔvlq yes we have ears too

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

Love how when people won't stop booing, he says something profoundly racist to shock them speechless. That's my race, yep.

[@PrimetimeD]

Asian delegation killed it in this draft.

[@USCTrojansOwn]

PrimetimeD fucking steel of the draft!!!! Lmao

[@Walking-MY-Path]

They came in clutch.

[@toweleeeie301]

And they had last pick. The whole Wu might I add. Definitely the best pick of the night

[@willedwards6234]

Melvin Diggs 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@funnybleepbloopthing]

Melvin Diggs i don't think the Asian or quarter German delegation would let Lee go.

[@VENGEFULHEXX]

Mos Def probably the most slept on guest on Chapelle show history cause you catch him in the midst random sketches. 😂

[@kookie37]

"The RZA, The GZA, U-God, Inspectah Deck, Ghostface Killah. The Wu-Tang Clan!"

[@epixdevo3180]

Chessboxing

[@athumanuwayo5774]

What about method

[@kookie37]

@@athumanuwayo5774 m-e-t-h-o-d man

[@MrJJr-lw9zq]

What about Ol dirty

[@HenriettaTubbs]

Raekwon tha Chef?

[@dumaskhan]

"the black delegation requests Eminem."

[@marcwright5368]

Should have given him to them.

[@hammerdolo6813]

The Jew part had me rolling. "Let's take a look downstairs"

[@cajunrando2556]

Wait a godamned minute Rondell

[@grammysworld5449]

I'm a hustler baby

[@stalinsghostux3318]

You can have him 😂

[@seanno9744]

The most underrated line in this sketch is “She was born and raised catholic; then she became a whore”

[@CourtTV.]

He may be mandonna transvestigative stuff is still up

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

As if there's a difference...

[@matthewrock4725]

@InMyCudiZzZone it definitely is.

[@mursuka80]

It is funny because it is true. And now she has become insane.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Seann O Madonna was never even promiscuous, not that anything’s wrong with that. She sang about sex sometimes. . . Like most pop artists, except she wasn’t a dude while doing it and she hired gay backup dancers and promoted safe sex during the aids crisis. But yeah, misogynists dudes can call her a whore if that’s what acting like a man or grown women means. The whole sketch was hilarious so I still love this sketch . . But that “joke” fell flat / just not funny. Everyone has hits and misses

[@linkflorestv87]

"We keep Eminem... we'll give you OJ Simpson." "CHUUCH." 😅😅😅

[@C.J.80]

"So long fried rice... Helllooooo Fried Chicken"!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@randyh.7782]

Why not both? 😋

[@joshkusiak7613]

Randy H. Fried rice chicken

[@eli8444]

@@joshkusiak7613 Chicken fried rice.

[@phillipcoleman6422]

He did lose all his endorsements tho..... Dave called that one

[@thelasthourgetready]

Randy H. because hes officialy black dont you get the sketch?

[@mfundoceleh8386]

we didn't get Eminem and we lost the Wu-Tang clan, the struggle is real.

[@LegoYoda7225]

You got OJ and lost Collin Powell and Condoleeza Rice. Sounds like a win to me

[@b-head6961]

@@LegoYoda7225 also got tiger woods lol

[@alexmurphy5289]

@@LegoYoda7225 Lenny Kravitz catching strays out here

[@bobjones2041]

You mean "shtruggo"

[@b-head6961]

@@MichaelBrown-rg8oi you tweakin fam rewatch it lol

[@sonnyblack0870]

Chapelle’s white guy impersonation is basically Barrack Obama 😂

[@lionelpolo221]

😂

[@nubreed13]

I like how his white person is named chuck taylor after the shoes.

[@OMGpandemic]

"There's a white man talking here!"

[@sonnyblack0870]

emart88 Hah I didnt even catch that

[@50ways2leave5]

@@nubreed13 Wiz Khalifa TGOD lol! luv it

[@derekz5243]

if this isn't the greatest comedy sketch of all time, I don't know what is

[@ricksmith154]

"The black delegation requests Eminem"... "Wait just a goddamn minuit Rondell that wasn't part of the bargain!" Lol 😆💀

[@chitoim2332]

Rick Smith "white guy" u talking to the ultimit hustler

[@zulu3274]

@@chitoim2332 😁Rondell "I'm just a hustler baby!"

[@IncredibleStan]

@@chitoim2332 yeah we got hustled there .They took Powell, we gave them Rice and they gave us OJ....how the fuck did blacks come out okay after that deal?

[@thejoker-wu1sp]

My favorite part

[@russBwright]

Eminem is our only valid form of.. how you say ‘street cred’ For shizzle

[@syzyphyz]

Chappelle's Show was the best thing to ever happen to Comedy Central.

[@dougharper1492]

South park opened the door for Chappelle s show. Don't see a chapelle show without south park

[@day-me-inmoodley3283]

Southpark says hello.

[@bobshoe8426]

Best program? Maybe. Best THING? no that's South Park.

[@AltCTRLF8]

this and Tough Crowd

[@emaadkhan3031]

No South Park

[@mikejazz9400]

Thick thighs no felonies, she'll definitely be a great pick up LMAO - Bill Burr

[@chiensyang]

I thought Oprah was 100% African American.

[@Barbara-1111]

Hell no that Beoch is white, along with her bed buddy Gail...🤣🤣

[@chiensyang]

@DA BOUL BLACKLUNGZ, Choosing Wu Tang Clan made sense because of the appropriation of Asian name. Was there anything about Oprah which allowed White to draft her?

[@issa4767]

Like your name bruh

[@ThatOtherRaccoon]

@@chiensyang they picked Wu-Tang Clan because the Wu-Tang Clan LOVES all things Asian. They have even made Asian movies. That's why they were happy to officially be Asian.

[@dancolonna6590]

“There’s always FUBU” 🤣🤣🤣

[@daniele8278]

"Condoleeza Rice: Given away by Blacks", I am in tears from laughing.

[@Nokpest11]

I didnt get that - is there anything to it?

[@daniele8278]

@@Nokpest11 Specifically, no. Just drawing attention to the fact that she was a huge disappointment. Despite being a black woman in a position of significant political power, she was largely viewed a pawn of the Bush administration, never having her own opinions or otherwise doing anything important.

[@Nokpest11]

@@daniele8278 all right, thanks!

[@iamrobberino2107]

Mos Def is also naturally funny. A truly talented individual right there!

[@ReginaDillard]

I said the same1 Very talented.

[@jayjaypaybay]

Chuuchh

[@shuem_]

I didn't realize it was mos def hahahaha makes the skit 10 times funnier

[@AfricanJoint]

Right?! I don't think he gets enough kudos for this!

[@Sekhubara]

Mos Def, after this scene was filmed, kept the clothes he wore in this scene.

[@MK-fi4cd]

The robot dancing dude cracked me up every time I see him.

[@MrPoole]

Where I don't see him???

[@wisetrollman]

Terrance Poole 1:03

[@wisetrollman]

Terrance Poole also 1:49

[@MrPoole]

@@wisetrollman haaaaaha

[@Adam.Reader14]

He's in the Charlie Murphy and Prince skit

[@stevesargent4154]

1:49 the guy doing the robot gets me every time

[@deleayoola]

He looks like Reese Witherspoon 😂😂

[@23watchdis]

Me and my homeboy used to randomly do it no matter where we was lol one of the best inside jokes

[@801leggy]

5:29 the hand wipe after the handshake doesn't get enough love 😂

[@johnnyfontane6911]

The finger wiggle got me

[@jackmedlock5888]

I never even noticed that.

[@Orcinus1967]

Just noticed that for the first time, and I've watched this at least 10 times over my lifetime. I was laughing too hard I guess.

[@Flippy_Nips]

@@johnnyfontane6911 Burrs power fist when it's the white peoples turn doesn't get enough love.

[@EvanJones-jn7nu]

“We keep Eminem you guys get OJ” best deal in history

[@Craiglaca1]

That’s messed up

[@EvanJones-jn7nu]

@@Craiglaca1 how

[@bennyatthebank]

This is what comedy should be. Everything and everyone should be fair game.

[@kimbanj3703]

@@Craiglaca1 awwwww who’s the little snowflakey???

[@Craiglaca1]

@@kimbanj3703 your mother still liked it

[@SillyBillyOneHundreadMilly]

It's a tradition to come back to this once in a while

[@Strugglingambitious_]

Rondel: Black delegation request Eminem Chuck Taylor: wait a god damn minute rondel that's not part of the bargain 😭😭

[@ChantzKacey]

Dirty money Capo 😂Lol, I always cracked up on that part! Mos Def’s acting has always been underrated I swear!

[@devzeppalin]

5:12 😂😂

[@IamKrissyKO]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gregakagreat]

Dirty money Capo I love the Chuck Taylor character.

[@urRAWRsoundsfunnyLOL]

They wanna give him up now tho 😭

[@DdotRay86]

"You got yourself a goddamn deal" nobody nails a white accent like Dave 😂😂😂😂

[@MhlengiNdlovu]

Crazy how that was my exact reaction when I heard that line 🤣

[@stevop80_45]

Speaking as a white guy, you're goddamn right! 🤣

[@booberry6715]

But that's not an accent, that's just proper normal speaking. ;)

[@Arizonitan]

Boo Berry how does that define normal 😂

[@booberry6715]

@@Arizonitan I suppose it's a standard set by the majority?

[@AdamG1983]

Asian Delagation: *picks up entire Wu-Tang Clan* Wu-Tang Clan: *two show up*

[@badluckdaniel]

just like their actuals conserts, lol. 1/6th of the group shows up

[@steveg2251]

Old Dirty was diversifying his bonds y'all

[@Kinobambino]

@@steveg2251 GOTTA DIVERSIFY YO BOUNDS NIGGA

[@TriniLush7]

Per usual lol

[@TriniLush7]

Karol Karpiński lol that’s cute you think drugs killed him 🤦🏿‍♀️

[@jesseearles9228]

That little walk in the circle after they got OJ makes me laugh so hard everytime😂

[@BLee09]

Then he wipes his hand off on his suit after shaking his hand 😂

[@Vilakazi]

Honestly, OJ was a bad trade. They should've insisted on Eminem.

[@CGS325]

“Hey would you cut the marlarkey, there’s a white guy talking...SILENCIO, UNGAWA!!” 😂😂😂

[@rudymarroquin397]

Omg that part had me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@treroney4720]

@@rudymarroquin397 what does Ungawa mean

[@andrewmitchell5800]

@@treroney4720 it was used by filmakers in the 1930s for when Tarzan communicated with the natives and the wild animals

[@ComOneMaybe]

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@marcusmoore7911]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CGS325]

That one guy who does the robot in every skit, LEGENDARY!!

[@dmillin_1973]

Alexander D. Smiley he stay having me laughing😂😂😂😴😴

[@hip2thabone_da_sticky1]

www.imdb.com/title/tt0538703/reference

[@CGS325]

@Khair I never knew that, that’s actually a pretty cool story! I’m glad because he stayed making me laugh with the moves 😂

[@ayee_Q]

You will never ever see this type of content on TV ever again.

[@departmentofdate2263]

Dont be so sure

[@howardbaxter2514]

At least not anytime soon

[@MarkSmith-lz5rk]

Lol south park does more offensive shit than this regularly...they showed a depiction of Mohammad for God's sakes which is basically sacrilegious to muslims...

[@OvSpP]

Are you kidding me? TV had gotten WAAAAAY more controversial since this, and with Netflix and stuff too? Not only could this happen again, but I would likely be dirtier!

[@fruitypeebils]

@tristin117 tell that to the employees of Charlie Hebdo

[@greggasco2153]

"There is no hustlin' me, you're talking to the Ultimate Hustler!" LOL So funny, many comment "Ahead of it's time" dang rite Dave Chappelle was ahead of his time!

[@iLikaDaSexxxx]

"To keep things fair, we keep eminem... you get OJ Simpson." "CHUCH!"

[@tb-mo9076]

Poor Tiger lost all his endorsements: "Tough break, n*, there's always FUBU." 😂😂😂

[@DaviJaye]

Do people still wear Fubu? 🤣🤣🤣

[@bakcort]

@@DaviJaye yes Sir Mr. Jaye I wear fubu workout socks and running shoes

[@mrjanemba]

Shame how true that rang years later

[@scottshannon9566]

@m_train1 "FUTBU"

[@scottshannon9566]

@m_train1 you literally wrote "FUTBU"

[@momenissy8120]

"he's been discriminated against in his time, he has a death threat and he dates a white women. sounds like a black guy to me" lmao

[@albertmendez2262]

That moment when you realize his cheating scandal only made Tiger more black 😂

[@bsuarez3455]

Albert Mendez 😂

[@imthegrinchthatstolechrist4384]

We know what he said, you donkey. Why are you repeating him?

[@dreammieemo7127]

I only wash my hands when I shit on them why so hostile? 🤦🏾‍♀️ damn

[@_Adie]

No matter how many times I see this skit, I always get hype when the Wu Tang gets drafted.

[@BigJonahJ]

"He's been discriminated against in this time, he's had death threats AND he dates a white woman! Sounds like a black guy to me" 🤣🤣🤣

[@tamaku2903]

🤣😅🤣😅😂😂😅🤣

[@Afrologist]

Personally attacked

[@MaximusRGZ]

😂😂

[@TLPmediaUSA]

“Tough break, n****.”😂😂😂

[@soultyger]

There's always FUBU😄​@@TLPmediaUSA

[@YoungChuy2398]

“He’s been discriminated, had death threats and date white women, sounds like a black guy to me” 😂😂😂

[@ericoliver1603]

So long fried rice, hello fried chicken😂😂😂

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

Hah black men hate their own race

[@theophilusmartins5822]

@@GreedAndSelfishness lol you're missing the point.

[@MicahiLove]

This show is iconic

[@jordan12118]

@@Junkman2008 Some people aren't smart enough to understand

[@romilrh]

When a skit is incredibly dumb and incredibly smart at the same time, it's a masterpiece of comedy

[@dusk6159]

Not surprising that it's crafted by two top echelon guys like Chapelle and Bill.

[@SumChap1]

Comedians are a lot smarter than they act.

[@xnoybis9967]

Not dumb at all it’s hilarious and true

[@WioWio-sf5pc]

just imagine doing something like this in todays murica...

[@inconnu4961]

@@WioWio-sf5pc Thats why its funnier now! We know those innocent days are LOOOONG gone!

[@elberthiggins6667]

I think I've watched this sketch 100 times. Still funny; still laughing.

[@AyoTuck]

“Whiteness under review” lmfao

[@calvinsherrod490]

AyoTuck lol

[@AhhhhMyLeg]

RiP Powell

[@OfficialDJSoru]

"I always wanted to say this... fo' shizzle." That pause made me think "This guy's gon' say the N word"

[@Sci-Portal]

r/whoosh

[@fruitypeebils]

@#1 ratbag i really dont think it is

[@joeyperez7432]

They woulda said nigga instead of n word

[@Smellie069]

“OJ Simpson black again” does hand shake

[@NewAgeSlaves]

Lol nah they did the sht from how high "popcorn player"

[@COO415]

@Leamen. I could watch this skit a million times, that good riddance handshake cracks me up, always 😂

[@chriscastillo4275]

NewAgeSlaves mf’s been doing what u call the popcorn playa (

[@StudioNostalgik]

I would literally tune in to this every year if it was real. Honestly this is probably one of the best comedy skits of all time.

[@NateTheAok]

"theres a white man talking here! Silencio!"

[@thirstypilgrim97]

Ungawa!

[@nitroburner1838]

"Very mature, Rondell"

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

This skit ages well. All are still relevant.

[@FecalMatador]

Race relations have been satirized since the 60s.

[@Mont3000]

This my favorite one of all of them

[@nineroundforest5760]

OJ is black again. Brain surgery.

[@TVthePunisher]

Wow Bill Burr. I’m surprised how many things I saw him in and didn’t notice until now

[@Anans1_Spyd3r]

xTVthePunisherx Are we sure...he sounds way less angry. 😂😂😂

[@sobversion3]

right?

[@TVthePunisher]

Cinnamon Starr yeah I know about that, it’s just I had no idea who Bill Burr was until a few months back. Hadn’t gotten too deep into stand up comedy until then and found his material. Now knowing his face going back and seeing just how many things I saw him in without knowing who he really was is crazy for me.

[@crysdee461]

I noticed him here... didn't know his name until later.

[@crysdee461]

I liked him in the World Series of dice when he said I saw this robbery coming luckily I put my keys up my ass. Hilarious

[@JS-te2vj]

0:39 "Man, f'ck you" killed me😂

[@dentbentley1319]

"Cut the Malarkey!", didn't realize the delegate was Joe Biden c.2004

[@stiguybob793]

hahahaahahahaha

[@cr4554]

Good point, most of Black America see's comical white America that way and they voted him in... irony at it's best.

[@annariverade5381]

This is what America needs in a time like this.

[@7Be]

Please link me a video of the president elect saying "malarkey". I'm not fact checking you, I just think it would be hilarious to see him say that. I want that in my life lol. [Edited] Nevermind, I just searched it and now I'm happy.

[@SL-pg4dh]

C’mon man. Corn pop was a bad dude.

[@kevinconnor6035]

That one guy does the robot in every sketch. I love him so much.

[@Svbr2th]

He's the best. Hands down

[@213byron]

0:58 never noticed him in the background 😂

[@troykinnison4575]

I thought I was crazy ?? Everyone I asked didn't know what I was talking about?? Thank you thank you!! He has got to be in like 12 skits between the 2 seasons ??? Doing that same move!! You only see him for like 3-5 sec in the background but he there

[@seanriopel3132]

So random. Chappelle saw him dancing one time and just threw him in random skits.

[@cinnamonstar808]

@@seanriopel3132 LOL! that is more hilarious on its own. 🧠Dave's mind is nutz. he randomly saw a guy dancing ..and then made him appear "random" to his viewers.😆 I originally thought he was a unknown standup comedian... because so many were on the show. COMEDIANS really look out for each other

[@whatupsweezy]

“Oh, very mature Rondell.” I can listen to Dave Chappelle’s white voice all day lmao.

[@perfectdark287]

The greatest white voice ive ever heard

[@nooneknows9234]

i almost pee'd my pants the was so funny

[@Kras3169]

Some where in the Twitter Universe, some asshole is crying about "cultural appropriation". We should all be allowed to make fun of each other and laugh about it. Laughter brings us together, those who get offended break us apart.

[@amityislandchum]

@@Kras3169 You're the only one crying all over these comments.

[@Kras3169]

​@@amityislandchum Not really. Most of my responses were to people saying something along the line of "I wish we had more humor like this today." Well, then fight back against the keyboard warriors ruining comedy. But I agree with you that me stating "Laughter brings us together, those who get offended break us apart" is absolutely crying. Good job thumbing up your own comment though.

[@mg19cal]

5:30 the way he wiped his hand after shaking the slime😂😂

[@mrjustinesquer]

Back when we could laugh at the silly shit. This is hilarious.

[@badnewskellyleak5974]

THE SAME LIBTARDS HATED THIS BACK THEN TOO.

[@mrjustinesquer]

BadNews Kelly Leak I say fuckem

[@feraacedia1825]

BadNews Kelly Leak stop trying to play victim, it’s embarrassing

[@purpp-esque1711]

@Venom's Pain What type of reasoning is this? What will fix "the issue"?

[@judahsoremy9857]

What do you mean: "back when?" I'm still laughing at it. Always will too.

[@johnthegreek1980]

Tiger Woods: For Shizzle! Dave Chapelle: This just in he lost all of his sponsors. Tough break niggah!

[@howardbaxter2514]

There’s always Fubu.

[@sugarrefined645]

The white man saying he’s the ultimate hustler went over a lot of people’s heads 😂😂

[@bdlblob]

@surfitlive cope schwoogie

[@sugarrefined645]

Wade I was around 5 or 6 when this first came out 😂 my family always had it on growing up.

[@pyrotechnics3269]

Volkisch lmao

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

deep comment

[@DraconusStar]

@surfitlive Oh shit nigga -- that last part. Open ya third eye type shit lol

[@sguti392]

All these years later and this is still gold. This is comedy at its best.

[@3rooklyn]

"There's no hustling me! You're talking to the ultimate hustler!"

[@WestsideWillie]

3rooklyn very mature rondel

[@romefredo2232]

3rooklyn hahaa

[@dvniellem]

Deep

[@freebee8221]

Its funny coz its true

[@3rooklyn]

Free Bee Hell yeah it is! 🤣

[@kozmoz3308]

I love this confusion. The best way to fix racism in America.

[@biatsoho1332]

Coz Moz I agree. This was outrageous. So funny.

[@michelmilaneh8963]

Racism isn't a problem in 2019 change my mind

[@matthewskullblood9778]

@@michelmilaneh8963 dems are the problem

[@YetiGaming]

@@michelmilaneh8963 as long as white people feel the need to say that it's everyone else who is racist against them, racism is a problem.

[@americanpatriot8426]

Coz Moz Racism never existed