Alexander Hamilton’s Salacious Sex Scandal (feat. Lin-Manuel Miranda) - Drunk History

[@iBlewupthemoon98]

“Sorry, I gotta put my phone on vibrate” -Aaron Burr

[@corrydapperbenge6641]

I’m in class and I almost bursted our laughing

[@runningvortexaleaf8927]

i don't appreciate this but i like it

[@mrjonzmusic]

What’s the girls name who’s playing Burr?

[@ianmiles6571]

@@mrjonzmusic Aubrey Plaza!

[@CRClark1138]

".... Sir"

[@blackpinkluv9869]

“I need help and money.” Hamilton: she wants me

[@vickibear9868]

who had no penny to his name...

[@m3di3val]

@@vickibear9868 by the time Maria actually came to him, he had a lot of pennies to his name

[@missprincesslaura12]

“She wants me” *in Richard voice from Wassabi productions*

[@arielrubio276]

@@missprincesslaura12 underrated reply

[@kgal1298]

Around 300 years later and this still happens.

[@ritacarbajal7950]

Ft. Lin-Manuel trying his hardest to not sing his own lyrics

[@prideallyear8123]

Yes

[@NOOOOPENOPE]

YEP

[@jalissahofer1425]

Pretty much

[@swanmaid9868]

Yes

[@PerformingNerd]

Not as hard as I had to try!

[@beathecat6604]

The fact they kept the phone call in is what REALLY makes this a masterpiece.

[@Linzar23Purple]

I can’t even imagine the damage Hamilton would do if he really had a smart phone back then

[@anamariaramirez9341]

It'd blow everyone's minds that's for sure!

[@gracecupp]

He's one of those people that write paragraphs and correct your grammar lmao

[@AP-pv6vk]

Anamaria Ramirez blow us all away

[@lilaclore]

He would be an incredibly fast typer;Can you imagine how much more shit he would have done if he had a laptop, god forbid?

[@yetypicalmusic1869]

Natalie Kern imagine if he had an accurate text to speech

[@jjdraws3390]

Burr: "duels are stupid" Also Burr: *kills Hamilton in a duel*

[@rainefyre6750]

Julian cooking unoriginal

[@kittencat3314]

RIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTT

[@gbird.]

Commentor: posts this exact comment You: mine now

[@jjdraws3390]

@@gbird. I mean, people can think the same thing? I posted this the moment I thought it.

[@jjdraws3390]

@@gbird. I mean, I'm scrolling. Lots of people thought this. They arnt the same but, similar. I understand how you could think I took it. I didnt though.

[@maggiej6064]

This is all historically accurate, including the facetime.

[@ntlespino]

ESPECIALLY the FaceTime

[@alexz3585]

this is the best comment :D

[@willowtheavocado7735]

Maggie J, I started laughing at this and my dog is looking at me like I’m crazy 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kaelynn_Faith]

Willow TheAvocado “he looked at me like I was crazy I’m not crazy”

[@willowtheavocado7735]

Faith S. Lmaooooo 🤣😂

[@NicoleMP885]

Fun fact: Lin said he was so drunk he didnt remember anything he said in this after 😂

[@TrelliessRose]

Which is a shame because this is amazing.

[@Norsilca]

Apparently that happens every time

[@jp3813]

@@TrelliessRose I'm sure he already watched it.

[@TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

It's like Robert Shaw in that one scene -- "A Japanese sub slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief..."

[@GippyHappy]

Hamilton is so extra "You interrupted me, I have to start again" like

[@michellematsuoka1738]

Ikr 😂he'd be such a bitch in this time

[@rc4443]

Not going to lie, that's what I do when dudes interrupt me

[@anthonygusman9909]

Hamilton: Even if I said what you think I said, you need to cite a more specific grievance. Here's an itemized list of 30 years of disagreements Burr: sweet jesus

[@stephanies3246]

I’m totally going to start doing that.

[@zacsbrebac8298]

@@anthonygusman9909 Careful how you proceed, good man! Intemperate indeed, good man. Answer for the accusations I lay at your feet or prepare to bleed, good man!

[@incorrectinfinity2341]

I just love how petty Hamilton is "you interrupted me, I have to start again"

[@KamiAva]

but like gbmnhjbkegrwhj he would and he did

[@ProtesiIaus]

peak pettiness tho-

[@gwynn2165]

Omg that’s what I do-

[@tues97]

I read this right before that part came on lol

[@anonymoussupersaiyan2726]

Don’t be rude to a founding father you bitch

[@tticusFinch]

"You interrupted me. I'm going to have to start again."

[@poooop2543]

me on a school project I'm actually proud of

[@morelazystuff7733]

I love him for that 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@lizj4989]

D Brooke me lol

[@onyx2413]

Me whenever I figure out NASA did something cool and I need to tell my parents-

[@snrps]

can we appreciate that the newspaper title is “dishy colonial gossip: Hamilton is not a great dude” details people

[@natalie.novelo]

bro 2.5k likes and no comments? this is my property now

[@raphaelrabara2820]

@@natalie.novelo May I introduce you to my friend: *communism*

[@natalie.novelo]

@@raphaelrabara2820 why hello there

[@natalie.novelo]

@@raphaelrabara2820 WAIT NO DONT INVADE MY PROPERTY PLS 😭

[@marvik3743]

"I have this friend... He's quite a guy."

[@twerkules3957]

Burr: "Dueling is stupid" *It's* *Always* *Sunny* *Theme* *Plays* *The* *Gang* *Gets* *in* *a* *Duel*

[@CloutKamui]

*Always Sunny theme plays* “Hamilton Dies”

[@maxhalle-podell6635]

HA

[@granollers09]

Dueling is badass

[@capnandy462]

Things Lin-Manuel Miranda has gotten for telling this story: - Hundreds of millions of dollars - Pulitzer Prize - Some drinks

[@captaintalon4485]

Domino's

[@savannah9134]

a nice looking tea cup from hamilton’s descendants

[@mich9844]

Hundred of millions of TEN dollars

[@MoramothHauntz]

So winning

[@petergriffin8767]

"Hundreds of millions of dollars"

[@avengerwidow9]

burr: "dueling is stupid" also burr: kills hamilton in a duel a few years later

[@generalzhukov4191]

Sup girl, whatchu up to??

[@fakhirpathaankhan746]

@@generalzhukov4191 😂😂😂

[@philliphamilton3032]

I didn't like that very much.

[@-disneypug-9589]

....

[@philliphamilton3032]

@@-disneypug-9589 .......

[@maximiliannyman2407]

Hearing Dave Grohl whisper "he just wants to bring back the british" was the funniest shit ever

[@bentoenjes6553]

I knew that was Dave Grohl

[@aiccg]

A huevo.

[@triztvnz6726]

Fax

[@andreas.4764]

I ‘ve watched this so many times & I just noticed Dave Grohl.

[@sophiathefurbst]

I’m so glad someone mentioned it

[@Sophia-xt9qb]

Burr: “Duels are stupid” Also Burr: *has duel with Hamilton*

[@alana_w]

Also also burr: kills Hamilton in the process

[@ErikZarins]

*MOST DISPUTES DIE AND NO ONE SHOOTS!*

[@missm2925]

Hamilton is the one who suggested the duel. Hamilton ruined Burr's career and advertised a man who had none of the views that he had JUST to spite Burr. It's sad because Hamitlon and Burr could have done SO MUCH together if they didnt have some petty duel that got Hamilton killed.

[@patrickgrimse3545]

Can we agree that fuels are dumb and immature, sir?

[@sifal954]

@@patrickgrimse3545 sure, I just don't think that BP would agree, sir

[@lifeaccordingtome4283]

Lin drunkenly singing “History has its eyes on you” is something I never knew I needed

[@NOOOOPENOPE]

Fucking yes

[@fuccwit9098]

Life According to Me I wanna

[@Danidiva21]

Life According to Me I know right??

[@jazzygrace02]

Wait Lin is drunk??🤨🤨

[@greepism]

Jazzy Yates i mean, the show is called drunk history so

[@joyousbellephant5283]

I’m sorry but all I can think about is Lin saying: “I was chosen for The Constitutional Convention!”

[@ashkay7950]

SAME

[@sofiaurdiales1729]

SAME and also "talks for six hours the convention is listless"

[@joyousbellephant5283]

sofia urdiales That’s a good part too!

[@sofiaurdiales1729]

@@joyousbellephant5283 pretty much the whole song is amazing

[@joyousbellephant5283]

sofia urdiales SMH man I am an idiot for not saying that!

[@cirrusB612]

I love how Lin writes this beautiful, multiple-Tony award-winning musical about Hamilton that tells an epic tale about one of the founding fathers, but also immediately turns around and says "Oh, but he was a terrible politician."

[@ColeZmijski]

He was a great politician, but a terrible person

[@123tatirox]

“You interrupted me. I have to start again.” MEEEEEE

[@anniec31]

i love it how your profile fits with your comment

[@kittencat3314]

How to be an ass 101

[@Ray-hk1zm]

Hey Great comment I hAve to ask Is your name a TAZ reference And if so Did it cross your mind how utterly _Taako_ that quote is?

[@123tatirox]

Ayah13 it DEFINITELY is a taz reference, thank you for being literally the first person to ever notice that! also it did not cross my mind but now i can deffo see him saying this

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@123tatirox God, I'm relistening to Balance right now and HHH THEM LAUGHING AT DAVENPORT MERLE SORTA HITTING ON LUCRETIA TAAKO GOING "yeah like Boyland's family forgot him but I mean it's not that bad they don't remember" HHH G O D- Ok We're cool.

[@mauroboros8566]

If there's ever an Alexander Hamilton film it should be done in this style and fully narrated by a drunk Lin

[@youdrewstarss]

yEs

[@taylarolympia2202]

The only way to do it

[@connorthedevianthunter8906]

I totally agree

[@johnadams4807]

He was drunk in this?

[@lulusobel8643]

I'd watch this,

[@MrPajamaShark]

"Tryin' to find the straightest line through this story............" *jumps STRAIGHT to the affair*

[@ashtonwasfound]

*skips everything about John Laurens and Jefferson*

[@elizabethcarson2978]

So true

[@idk4855]

Hamilton was probably not straight

[@samhague4213]

@@idk4855 no, he was bisexual

[@funny.gon-12]

I'd like to see evidence other than the one line in the play where he says lauer's looks hot becuas the play isn't very accurate .

[@mikmik3697]

hamilton sure loves to tell *this* story the most

[@laurenconrad1799]

Almost as much as Lin Manuel Miranda loves telling the story.

[@lilacghost7954]

He has lived, he has died, he has told his story.

[@AddBowIfGirl]

aesea Did you mean Lin?

[@alayakow]

I was the 1k like congrats

[@davidwon7269]

“Dear America, I never knew this would happen to me...” got me crying 😂😂😂

[@cheeseforces2762]

Same hahha

[@CorndogMaker]

Faces camera "I could give her money or I could fu*k her and either one would be acceptable."

[@liyah2514]

Sounds like a start of a KZbin apology.

[@emilie7595]

“maybe...president for life?” “oooh he’s secretly a monarchist!”

[@khosrau7541]

He called Democracy "a disease of the American people," and wanted an army where only Federalist could become officers. A 1949 Congress report on WW2 called him an influence on Nazi philosophy.

[@davidtuttle7556]

@Necroglobule Not entirely. The Swiss had a republic as did the Dutch at that time.

[@BSinNH]

Did the whole 23&me, distant relative. Considering my political slant, wasn’t happy. Would have loved being distant to TJ, but still pretty cool.

[@sticks4632]

@@BSinNH tj was a hypocritical racist. Nobody should want to be related to him.

[@BSinNH]

Sticksel Pixel gaming He was the one person who wanted to remove the word “property” and many in the south didn’t want it removed for obvious reasons. I am not saying he was a militant defender of equal rights for all at that time, but he was much farther towards that mindset than many others. If he was a distant relative, I would be proud. Sorry to disappoint you.

[@jossrivera2004]

" those whispers are from the perspectives of uh, people who don't like him." I laughed so hard because its like "no shit Lin." 😂😂

[@arachne6074]

I would watch a series that is entire drunk Lin Manuel Miranda describing history.

[@borisquince6302]

In a heart bit

[@jaytastic479]

Totally. I think I would pay for that

[@nyanates]

What a fantastic idea!! I’d pay lots for this.

[@bipbeedippy3954]

Y E S .

[@hoshi_tsubasa]

S a m e.

[@lorelai2607]

well, *he's never gon' be president now*

[@ABPost-gc7qq]

Never gon' be president now

[@lorelai2607]

@@ABPost-gc7qq that's one less thing to worry about,

[@ABPost-gc7qq]

One less thing to worry abou-out :D

[@lorelai2607]

@@ABPost-gc7qq at least he was honest with our money?

[@octaviajessie1492]

I came as soon as I heard!

[@mwavenash6440]

I need a full Drunk History of Lin just telling the whole story of Hamilton, I need it

[@trevler]

This is just a snippet from the full episode. Season 4, Episode 10

[@moriahfoster7393]

Fr.

[@sunsetgirl3604]

I think everyone needs that 😂

[@misslangleysoryuisiconic]

@@sunsetgirl3604 same

[@paul-sebastiangomez8737]

@@trevler where can i find the full thing?

[@electricghost92]

The fact that Hamilton's dialogue starts with "maybe" statements and is played by Maeby Funke is a great joke all on its own.

[@Hey-Mr.DJ_PlayThatSong]

I’m convinced Lin Manuel Miranda is emotionally attached to Alexander Hamilton

[@OlGalJess]

Or like everyone is forcing him to be. He will always be known for Hamilton.

[@misocompilations1044]

OlGalJess k

[@Beedoodle1992]

Oh he totally is

[@Hitzuki525]

I am emotionally attached to Lin Manuel Miranda

[@Nolroa]

After from reading Ron Chernow's book, sitting down to write a project on making a concept album, going to pitch it to the White House, take more than a year to do one of the title songs, spend several years writing an entire musical about a little-known founding father, which seemed a too far-fetched idea to work, perform it off-Broadway, then get the musical taken to Broadway, release a Grammy winning musical album, earn millions of dollars in profits, The Tony, The Pulitzer and another ton of prizes, the impossible thing would be that no emotional bond had been generated.

[@jayceekxd9666]

I am literally crying on how this went😂 😂 😂 😂 *"Dear America..."* (I found dis video one year later and forgot I made this comment XDDD)

[@adriannab6620]

I'm your 666 like 😂

[@clefairy_vibes]

The moment when Burr, Hamilton and Monroe gather around the smartphone all excited is my favorite part.

[@misslangleysoryuisiconic]

👌🏻✨✨😂

[@mayaleedy9243]

I love how he just skipped from Yorktown straight to the affair😂😂

[@SLEEPY_STOLAS]

Yep

[@Hamilton-TheMusical]

The battle of Yorktown- THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET

[@11MissingPhoenix]

@@Hamilton-TheMusical _HAVE YOU READ THIS?!!_

[@Hamilton-TheMusical]

@@11MissingPhoenix Alexander Hamilton! Had a torrid affair!

[@fangurkseraph]

@@Hamilton-TheMusical AND HE WROTE IT DOWN

[@moonlitocean1576]

Everyone’s talking about Lin Manuel Miranda, but can we just appreciate how much funnier the acting makes it-?

[@borisquince6302]

So true, love it

[@startenderspacebar]

Arrested Development 👀

[@Pedroleum100]

Plus it has Dave Grohl in it.

[@kayo5291]

The actors are brilliant!

[@moonlitocean1576]

Kay O yes yes I couldn’t agree more 😌

[@anal.velazquez9259]

Eliza: Honey, why don't we have money? Alexander: oh.. uh.... I don't know?

[@cherrythefaeiry208]

Ana L. Velazquez ~ UNDERRATED!!!!!

[@n0rthm0st]

This guy just wants to bring back the *BRITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH...*

[@charlietrevathan-tier3024]

i really want to like but there are 420 likes

[@jaberosier9853]

Is that Dave grohl?

[@LiveEvilProductions0]

@@jaberosier9853 yusss

[@braibrai6900]

Lin: BRITIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH...... Me: BEAUTIFUL ART!

[@adriannab6620]

@@jaberosier9853 I was wondering the same thing

[@javencummins1426]

The actors acting out what Lin is saying makes this so much funnier!

[@eveyaspaas3667]

“You interrupted me. I have to start again.” *that is literally the exact same petty crap I pull in school 😆*

[@jessica-mh3os]

*"I'm giggly and there's gaps in my memory"* Story of my life

[@stickyfingers4965]

Me with my friends

[@morganhall5755]

SAME

[@creativelife9871]

Jessicatzen Me and that’s without the drinking. 😂😩

[@amd3728]

Me when my friend starts pulling out our inside jokes

[@sherrifrazier5722]

Yep

[@AnythingBtOrdinary91]

Can Lin be in charge of writing future history books? I’m hooked on his modern quirky narration.

[@0liv3rrr]

Jofennofa B just make sure he’s doing it while drunk other wise it will be just like the others

[@endm_]

@@0liv3rrr He wrote a whole musical with rap songs and accurate facts and modern humor. I don’t think he could be a normal historian if he tried.

[@sticks4632]

@@endm_ well he did change a lot of stuff to make a good story out of it. Things like burr being a terrible shot just to add tension. Historically he was actually a pretty good shot.

[@cerisesd6221]

"Duels are stupid" - says the man who basically challenged someone to a duel because they didn't vote for him...

[@jonatassilva2605]

Both Hamilton and Burr: That wasn't the reason. Hamilton: here is a 2 hour play of the reason

[@waitselljones8068]

He also dueled with Angelica's husband

[@freedomm]

To be fair, Burr challenged him to that duel because Hamilton was talking s**t about him behind his back and refused to apologise.

[@DonChij]

Dude it would be illogical for Burr to challenge Hamilton in 1804 if the election was in 1800/1801. The duel happened because of a rude comment Alex made at dinner

[@freedomm]

@@DonChij If Burr hadn’t challenged him, he would have lost face forever, and that was a big deal back then. At least it exposes the high school pettiness of the founding fathers. Poor Hamilton got himself killed by a Vice President. The only person in the world.

[@FirionLeFleur]

Having Aubrey Plaza as Aaron Burr works so well. It's literally April. "Duels are stupid" Later; "Let's duel!"

[@bentonic4998]

something something stand for nothing something something what do you fall for

[@emilykiana3213]

Bentonic *” If you stand for nothing, Burr, what will you fall for? “*

[@connorapurcell]

Oh yeah, misrepresenting significant historical figures is great, isn't it!? ...just imagine the backlash if things were the other way around... or do you think everyone would be okay with a man playing Joan of Arc? How about a "white" dude playing the role of Rosa Parks? I personally can't wait for a Russian woman to represent Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King, Jr. and a Hawaiian transexual to play Malcolm X!

[@connorapurcell]

Anzu Wyliei your point...? Someone’s race and ethnicity isn’t open to interpretation and doesn’t change when over analyzed.

[@Kiara007]

@@connorapurcell Theater usually does this, because who gives a shit about gender. If it's a historical documentation where the producers try to get everything perfecty accurate - fine, cast someone that looks exactly like the portraits. But musicals and theater? It's art. And it's a perfect opportunity to give more diversity to a situation where everyone was male and white.

[@madisonmiller7591]

"Future president" me: THOMAS JEFFERSON! "James Monroe " Me: FUCKKKKKKKK

[@aestheticdaisy8417]

Madison miller that happened to me but instead in my mind XD

[@bettydiaz4286]

Madison miller had the same reaction

[@keetonfoust]

i was thinkin aaron burr

[@bettydiaz4286]

keeton foust dude burr was never president

[@keetonfoust]

@@bettydiaz4286 Mrs. awy got some splainin' to do!

[@gingerisevil02]

Her acting makes it so funny, like the head nods and everything and inflections lol.

[@endm_]

“Embezzlement is more serious and important then marriage” - Hamilton

[@wiggilytaco7570]

He was on some big brain shit in a smooth brain country. Imo embezzlement matters to me more than the guy cheating on his wife.

[@TheMillerMilitia]

1 of these things sends you to prison.

[@daianavillalba5361]

Hamilton: "Embezzlement is more serious and important then marriage" Also Hamilton: "It was an act of political sacrifice!" (?

[@aggie5668]

@@daianavillalba5361 s AcrIF I c E *_?_*

[@daianavillalba5361]

@@aggie5668 Angelica (satisfield): A toast to the groom Angelica (congratulation): A rOaST tO ThE HAM!!!!!!

[@patm69037]

LOL I love how he gets a call from Quest Love at the end

[@pglove69]

Random

[@dwightlewis3519]

@@pglove69 Quest Love is in the house

[@FauxTitle]

@@dwightlewis3519 quest love you're not in the house

[@girleyreds11-11]

The best would be adding quest love walking onto the field with the others when the call gets taken lol

[@Mr110074]

Monroe: “It wasn’t me who published it.” Hamilton: “Motherfucker. I told three people about this and you were the one taking notes.” 😂 That was honestly a really good line and had to be my favorite.

[@GabrielaCoro]

So it’s Hamilton, for people who’ve never seen Hamilton

[@mychaeltorres2436]

Gabriela Garcia no but literally!! He kept quoting Hamilton and shiii 😂😂😂

[@esme2897]

no shit

[@marisacastaneda3854]

YOU ARE WELCOME I GAVE U UR THOUSANDTH LIKE NOT EVEN KIDDING

[@Ilmhmmsm]

@@mychaeltorres2436 wow it seems the floor here is made of floor

[@ollie0520]

It’s history for people who don’t know history

[@kaymay4205]

"The Reynolds pamphlet is like dick 101" - Lin Manuel Miranda everybody

[@Andythespacekid]

If hamilton had twitter he would break the site every other day and roast people with exact precision

Oh wow I would follow him and get some popcorn every day.

[@jessyweeks4979]

nah Hamilton couldn't fit everything he's trying to say in one tweet so he'd just post like 30 paragraphs no one bothers reading

[@alexonline2340]

hamilton would be a fucking icon on twitter oh my god kdksfgfkg

[@taylarolympia2202]

I would read everything he posted because he’s stupid smart, and I don’t even read anything from social media

[@shibahyperion7635]

I wonder what he'd do about cancel culture

[@Yue_mariin00]

"has an affair" * Hamilton actor slides fingers down said affair's *nose* *

[@christiandavis7103]

B O O P

[@professionalnerd4055]

Me: **instantly thinks about the Laurens/Hamilton letters**

[@livispuzzled]

@@professionalnerd4055 _cold in my professions, warm in my friendships-_

[@jet_star2783]

1:27 Low key this is what sims are like

[@laurahuynh8333]

I love that.

[@omchar8171]

Burr just casually pulling a phone out is something I didn’t know I needed until now

[@annavorobyov1991]

James Reynolds: *walks into room* Blankets: *INTENSE SHAKING*

[@dollface2958]

*freeze frame of the burr and Hamilton duel right as burr shoots* *hamilton turns to face the camera, breaking the fourth wall* Hamilton: I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation

[@shayb.1059]

I would pay money to see that

[@greekfountain9303]

Doll Face that would be a great opening to the Hamilton movie!!!! 😍😃

[@shakira1682]

*talks for 6 hours* the convention is listless

[@yoshifan33]

@@shakira1682 Bright young man- Yo, who the F is this?

[@camplesco2708]

"YEP, that's me! I bet you're wondering how I got in to this situation-" "I'm sure we can all guess, Ham."

[@monamations]

Lin explaining the scene: “This is like high school gossip” I wish all history was described this way 😂 I could literally watch this entire episode over 100 times with a smile on my face!

[@mz24601]

My very first college history professor taught history in a manner similar to this and it's what made me fall in love with the subject

[@monamations]

Megan Ziller now that’s an amazing professor !

[@Ziaberry]

This is what made me want to teach history so I could teach it like this and make people love it as much as me. I'm currently a junior in college so fingers crossed lol

[@monamations]

Ziaberry well that is amazing & I hope your dreams come true !

[@Ziaberry]

@@monamations Thank you! ❤️

[@Ghargr18]

'Motherfucker! I told THREE people, and you were the one taking notes!' I'M DEAD

[@althearivera7952]

Burr: "duels are stupid" Also Burr in The World Was Wide Enough: *say sike right now*

[@kevin8712]

"The room where they're deciding what the shape of our government should be" Did you mean: *the room where it happens*

[@dababyproductions6759]

YESSSS

[@Pencil024]

wrong room the room where it happens was the: Compromise of 1790

[@clearhelios1450]

Different room

[@theworld4980]

During coronavirus it was *The zoom where it happens*

[@bbbryleee]

YESSSSS

[@milesangels]

“ I was just f*cking this lady and her husband was hitting me up for money!” Idk why but that made me laugh

[@edwarddon9711]

Miles Angel probably becuase Hamilton was played by an actress in this episode

[@zahrah8512]

The actress playing Hamilton ( *never thought I’d say that* ) Really sold the part for me she was hilarious. 😂

[@Didi_Meow_Records]

Alia Shawkat (aka Maeby Funke) has quite the talent and feel is incredibly underrated till this day....

[@saratabatabai1425]

@@Didi_Meow_Records Tony Hale (Buster) is also great in this

[@MorganChaos]

honestly i want a production of hamilton with a lot of gender-blind casting. like i want to see hercules mulligan as a really brassy ten-year-old girl

[@wynchiella]

shockvaluecola My dream role in Hamilton is Burr, other than Angelica, so it would be nice :)

[@mrjonzmusic]

What’s the girl’s name who played Burr?

[@neildennis7294]

5:54 Aubrey Plaza as Burr feels so right as it feels like Lin Manuel is doing an Aubrey Plaza impersonation when he’s talking as Aaron Burr?

[@alteredalex]

Lin drunk consist of Lin cursing a bit more and having a headache.

[@ladylightning1741]

Comments: He doesn’t seem that drunk tbh. Me: Maybe he threw away his shot

[@expressodepresso7805]

Im not throwing away my shot

[@chapter21-fj]

Omg yes!

[@sagenolastname1643]

Your going to jail for the best pun ever!

[@stephaniemartina7631]

Lol

[@304sg]

🏆

[@tomholmes5055]

They need to get Lin back and do a whole "season" of Drunk History about Hamilton. I'd even pay to watch that

[@Steampunk_Ocelot]

Yesssss

[@squares757]

yasss

[@brenda8074]

Take my money

[@BoopsTroops]

I want to hear it all THIS IS THE ONLY TIME IVE WANTED MORE HISTORY LESSONS

[@BoopsTroops]

Guys I FOUND MORE CLIPS www.comedycentral.com.au/drunk-history/videos/410-hamilton#drunk-history-410-act-1

[@CABRALFAN27]

James Monroe: *plays a part in the Reynolds Pamphlet scandal* Also James Monroe: *is the only Founding Father not even mentioned once in the entirety of Hamilton* Feels bad man

[@jibque]

CABRALFAN27 ...he’s all over Hamilton, tf you talking about?

[@samanthawycoff855]

@@jibque James Madison was in Hamilton, not James Monroe. I can see how you got the names confused, though.

[@jibque]

@@samanthawycoff855 ohhhhhhh, thank you!

[@Koribaby1]

Not once? For some reason, I thought he'd been mentioned in passing somewhere.

[@lakefeatherss]

@@leguminous7564 No need to be rude. They made a mistake, that's all. Of course, there are many more founding fathers, but that wasn't the point of the comment.

[@Kimmy2248]

Burr: Duels are stupid *Seinfeld Theme beginns to play*

[@adotburr9318]

Kim2248 more like Curb your Enthusiasm theme

[@Kimmy2248]

@@adotburr9318 I'd say both is fairly fitting

[@bensteinberg2154]

She didn’t say “Maybe president for life,” she said “Maeby president for life.”

[@chrissyr5941]

Omggg yes

[@andrewnetherton652]

Shirley you're kidding.

[@datbunnyman6969]

Arrested development reference nice

[@greeneyedvegan]

Nice! 😂

[@fonzylopez5806]

That was good. I approve of this.

[@alexbyron7674]

Can we just appreciate the person who plays Hamilton. Those expressions are amazing. Honestly everyone is great on here

[@AyoBoffy]

And monroe

[@matildawhitaker.]

is it not Alia Shawkat?

[@honeybeejena]

@@matildawhitaker. are the other characters buster bluth!?!?

[@matildawhitaker.]

@@honeybeejena yes!!!!! LOOSE SEAL

[@ines22LR]

@@matildawhitaker. LOOSE SEAL!!!!!!

[@danisnotINFIRES]

“Trying to find the straightest line through the story.... HAMILTON HAS AN AFFAIR.”

[@princesacelestia6669]

“I’m trying to find the straightest line through this story.” Oh, mate, good luck with that - we *are* talking about Hamilton.

[@funnyfox204]

Pfffffttt- I was just thinking that XD

[@wolfcry087]

@@funnyfox204 me too XD

[@billcipher3519]

Oh god-

[@0liv3rrr]

number one redcoat First of all, great username. Second of all, yeahhh about that....

[@NotDaveGahan]

What's uh... "not straight" about Hamilton?

[@lisac9522]

Lin Manuel doesn’t seem that drunk. Maybe he’s a high functioning drunk?

[@yoboy6319]

i think smarter people drink slower and feel the effects and call it quits earlier, he was definitely not black out like alot of people on this show.

[@prisonmike4971]

I said the same thing and got some shit for it..this guy is buzzed at best. There's no pacing in drunk history.

[@lisac9522]

Ryan Jackson Y They might have interpreted as saying he is a long term drunk when that’s not what you probably meant? I wondered if people would misunderstand mine.

[@prisonmike4971]

@@lisac9522 I just agree he doesnt seem that drunk...high tolerance or he didnt get that drunk

[@leekeishakeishaleesmith3801]

He is pretty drunk.... he has to sit up🤣🤣 Go look at the George Washington series on drunk history..... you see him pretty drink there

[@LiteralSalad]

Dave Grohl somehow ends up in literally everything without any notice or credit. The man's an absolute legend

[@thatsalittlebassist]

Fun fact: I read somewhere that Eliza was actually more mad at the people who exposed Hamilton more than the fact that Hamilton had an affair with Maria Reynolds.

[@bloodswirls]

she was also more mad at hamilton than maria usually when a girl fucks your husband you'd be like 'oh what a slut' and stuff like that but eliza was more mad at hamilton which is good because maria tried to warn hamilton about james reynolds and whatnot

[@jaiking6279]

I’m pretty sure it was because she had already known before hand. So the only real reason she was mad was because he told Litterally everyone. I didn’t know this until recently but even when you listen to the song burn she doesn’t say anything about being mad about the affair. She just talks about how he told everyone. Guess we all just interpreted it wrong the first time

[@beej7286]

Maddison King she was certainly angry and felt betrayed, but she was also very embarrassed. And she does talk about betrayal on the song burn so i don’t know what ur talking abt

[@jaiking6279]

Fairy Lights when it actually played out in real history she knew before hand. What I’m saying is that when listening to the song again I started to realize that a good part of the song is her just mad at him for releasing the information. It never really says that she’s mad about the affair. Atleast that’s how I interpreted it 🤷‍♀️

[@jaiking6279]

Fairy Lights and she could have felt betrayed because she asked him not to release the information and he did anyways. But I don’t know. Just a different way to look at it

[@កម្ពុជា-វ5ភ]

6:29 Lin almost made it without a single reference to his musical

[@EffingtonCouldBe]

Did I see Dave Grohl? Founding Foo Fighter Fathers.

[@panwall1327]

No No No...you're thinking of Satan from Tenacious D. Dave Grohl was the drummer from Nirvana.

[@davidmitchell1171]

@@panwall1327 he was in nirvana, but he is also the founder of the foo fighters

[@panwall1327]

@@davidmitchell1171 whooosh

[@Nolroa]

Yes, you did. Dave Grohl, Founder of Nirvana, Foo Figthers and Founding Father.

[@nsan48]

@@Nolroa dave grohl was not the founder of nirvana. that was kurt and krist, in 1987. dave joined them in 1990.

[@timdrake5313]

"You interrupted me, I have have to start again" is the same thing I do to my sibling JUST to be petty😭✋

[@ilovefrogssomuch6112]

I love the newspaper headline: "Dishy Colonial Gossip" "Hamilton is Not a Great Dude"

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

2:23 “Maeby I’m having an affair. Don’t be a Buster."

[@MrOuchiez]

And 0:40 "Maeby President for life?". And 0:45 "Maeby uhhhhh... We inherit...? Positions??"

[@alexkentmusic5296]

I was hoping someone caught the arrested Development reference lol

[@gmath678]

When did they say this? I’m not hearing it

[@Maars69420]

"Duels are stupid" Shoots and kills Hamilton.

[@avalonwillowbloom1590]

The fact that the first political sex scandal in our history occurred so early should have been read as an omen

[@pocketsand8909]

alternate title: *alexander hamilton talks about his affair while drunk*

[@Ballsdeep-xs5ls]

*Alexander hamilton talks about talking about his affair while drunk.

[@pocketsand8909]

Ballsdeep 69: ah yes, i forgot that key detail

[@musicmelon9563]

hi noodle omg

[@pocketsand8909]

MUSIC MELON 音楽メロン hello random fan

[@EvanBagwell]

I see Noodle 👀❤️

[@carag2567]

"I'm trying to find the straightest line through the story..." Intently focuses for several seconds "...so Hamilton has an affair!"

[@mudithafernando3927]

@@user1990dm 🤣

[@OrigamiMarie]

Watching him, I say aloud: "oh, you're aren't finding a straight line through anything right now!"

[@xenoswarrior6900]

Considering the two actors in the affair are both female, I can see why he struggled to find the "straightest" route XD

[@burn4194]

That's definitely straight

[@alexb1110]

i mean it was technically the straightest line, he could’ve just stopped there and that would’ve been an acceptable end

[@miirami5761]

Can we all appreciate how Lin gets all cuddle with Derek Waters at the end of the episode? Like, why are they sitting like a 2-years-couple, Lin half embracing the show host and him leaned against Lin. Lins cuddle vibe seems to be infectious! XD

[@ohgreatheavens1]

I thought I was the only one that noticed xD

[@jaiking6279]

For a second they looked like they were about to kiss. I was almost questioning their relationship before I realized Lin has a wife.

[@miirami5761]

@@jaiking6279 I suppose she is cool with it since there is a lot of footage on the internet of Lin fulfilling his basic need of cuddling.

[@Zacharieishigh]

Finally, someone who noticed!

[@wherefancytakesme]

Most of the male narrators on the show get a little gay with Derek Waters at some point. It's great.

[@heidi_1love]

I'd pay to watch the Hamilton story as a series. Learning more about his life and what happened in detail would be so cool.... As long as lin is still in it lol.

[@lucyluu1196]

Me tooo, I love the musical so much and its so interesting

[@familyberente1407]

I know it's not Lin but I'm following someone who is currently in the making of a (3???) Volume book series about Hamilton's life. It is interesting if you are also interested

[@lilpeepliltracy1004]

“Aaron Burr, give us a verse ,drop some knowledge.” Burr: JAMES MONROE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU- edit: i liked my own comment

[@menacingish6686]

why did i read that in the tone of first time swearing

[@gibbon_aha2549]

@@menacingish6686 OMG SAME

[@kornflakez1405]

@@menacingish6686 lmao

[@personalspace9445]

I was thinking this in Kevin's heart voice lol

[@lilpeepliltracy1004]

Personal Space same

[@digitalangel.]

no offence but i’m so attracted to this female hamilton

[@mooonsacolyte]

i relate

[@frostch5539]

anyone know her name??

[@stillwatersrundeep001]

@@frostch5539 Seconded, seriously

[@deleo7687]

stillwatersrundeep Alia shawkat

[@cami4070]

sameee

[@worldofbattlerap9149]

Is this HAMILTON: THE DELETED SCENES? Didn't see THIS on Disney+. This shit is AWESOME!!!!!!!!

[@milomatijiw3299]

It’s drunk history but

[@TOMAS-lh4er]

IS the person playing hamilton in this video actually a Woman ?? He/Her really have a woman's facial features to me, a woman playing a guy ??!! IS that actor really a guy ??

[@Maca64N]

@@TOMAS-lh4er yes

[@TOMAS-lh4er]

@@Maca64N Thanks , I didnt know much about the show , thats why I asked ,thanks again

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

@@TOMAS-lh4er he's a lady boy

[@phoebehall8869]

All I can think about is, "an immigrant embezzling government funds, I can almost see the headlines your career is done"😅

[@KaixoDenek]

I hope you saved some money for your daughter and sons

[@phoebehall8869]

@@KaixoDenek you best ‘gwan run back where you come from

[@KaixoDenek]

@@phoebehall8869 HAH! you don't even know what your asking me to confess~✨

[@phoebehall8869]

@@KaixoDenek you know ✨nothing✨i dont have to tell you anything at all- unlesssss

[@KaixoDenek]

@@phoebehall8869 if i can prove that i never broke the law do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?

[@DurzoBlint178]

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how hot “Hamilton” is

[@Nolroa]

Angelica Schuyler did that, Elizabeth Schuyler did that and Maria Reynolds did that.

[@fortheloveofdg]

I thought it was Shakira when I saw the thumbnail

[@sofiaurdiales1729]

Ikr-

[@SocialistSadako]

yes!!! who is she? she's SO cute

[@dominiquesnodey3317]

Nolberto Roa Pulido and John Lauren’s also had an affair with Hamilton so he did it too

[@DietEllie]

"Those whispers are from the perspective of the people who don't like him." Iconic.

[@Adi-ef3kv]

My mind through this whole video: Neva gonna be president now, Neva gonna be president now

[@morganbuckley2363]

Mona Lisa Wannabe that’s one less thing to worry about got one less thing to worry about

[@Adi-ef3kv]

Morgan Buckley I came as soon as I heard- Angelic all the way from London- DAMN

[@morganbuckley2363]

Mona Lisa Wannabe Angelica thank god I have no idea what to do I’m not her for youuuuuu I know my sister like I know my own mind

[@Adi-ef3kv]

Morgan Buckley You’ll find anyone as trusting or as kind I love my sister more than anything in this life I’ll choose her happiness over mine every time

[@itsglo]

Mona Lisa Wannabe Put what we had aside, i’m standing at her side, you could never be satisfied god i hope you’re satisfied

[@paytonsofia5098]

Lin: I'm trying to find the straightest line through the story... *dramatic pause* Lin: So hamilton has an affair.

[@kashmello]

"So, we adopt the constitution, and Hamilton becomes its most ardent defender." _0.01 seconds later_ *"SO HAMILTON HAS AN AFFAIR"*

[@jayden.dayyan]

“We adopt the system that we adopt” - drunk Lin Manuel Miranda

[@coltrane1016]

yes the floor here is made out of floor

[@WizardIllustrator]

I travel to school that I travel to.

[@johnnymitchellcollier]

every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

[@rosin_eater]

I eat the food that I eat.

[@dariancremer4519]

Can we all take a second and appreciate the fact that the newspaper is called "Dishy Colonial Gossip?"

[@watherwintes8835]

Hi

[@hellothere5843]

Hah lmao

[@courtney-ray]

As many times as I’ve rewatched this clip I’ve never noticed that! 😂

[@stellamuriby8334]

Are we not gonna appreciate the fact that Lin has a Hamilton phone case

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

I always knew that all of these old timey people started conversations with *"Yo, my guy"* Every damn one of them.

[@bagoobia]

speeeeWAHgown

[@theyesofmadness]

I mean 60% of the musical is Hamilton going “yO”

[@mariarbalda]

@@theyesofmadness And the other 40% is going "hEy"

[@dragonsaregreat1948]

@@mariarbalda ya mean THE OTHER 5 1

[@mariarbalda]

@@dragonsaregreat1948 HAHAHHAHA

[@hydrangea3498]

The judge: You’re still looking at 5 years 6ix9ine: *I got dirt on Alexander Hamilton*

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

💀💀💀

[@janenolan2024]

He was embezzling government funds, his dead carcass slept with my wife!

[@Coffeeshopwaitress]

Absolute funniest comment I have EVER read

[@javencummins1426]

🤣

[@javencummins1426]

This is too funny!