Ari Shaffir & Pete Carboni - First Mushroom Trip - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

[@bigjman26]

These Ted Talks are getting weird

[@joshuablack8221]

bigjman26 Just now?????!!!! 🤣

[@schulteinc941]

Hahahaaaa! That’s great

[@timfriday9106]

lolol

[@ConfusioNIntrusioN]

rofl :D

[@sentientcurse7478]

🤣😭

[@ChristianHDD]

I love how Pete has a shit show of a time and Ari just had such an innocent and delightful experience.

[@jordanjatzek5410]

It comes from where both of their minds were when starting to trip. One was dealing with a breakup, the other reuniting with a friend. Two very different vibes. Leading to two very different trips

[@georgeprendergast8305]

...and that's mushrooms 🍄 for ya 😉😊

[@ChrisTopher-vh8tu]

It’s because people that know how to trip enjoy their time, whilst people that eat mushrooms because they think it’s what cool people do end up having a panic attack and running because their non-existent parents showed up at a house that they didn’t know where it was at 3am so they both take off in a full sprint through down town mountholly NC and aren’t seen for the entirety of the trip. (Actual occurrence) I’m the one that grew the shroomies and knew how to handle it, along with 5 of my close friends, whilst 2 of our school friends did it to fit in after they SWORE they’ve done it before.. they hadn’t and fliiiiiipped out because they thought they heard someone knock on the door.. that someone was apparently both of their sets of parents (impossibility) 4 people that didn’t know each other at a house that they didn’t know existed at 3am. So we kind of forgot about them 1,000 times that night.. every hour or so someone, including myself, would be like “I wonder what happened to them” and we’d make up potential situations they got themselves in and die laughing.. then back to forgetting about them 🥱🥲

[@Popinpotions]

Is anyone else upset with Pete for taking Kelly back?

[@Madmagnus]

for sure lol

[@CalebKotz11235]

***** Same! And then when I realized that wasn't going to happen I was waiting for the end when Carboni would be like "Yeah I ended that shit three days later been great ever since" but that moment never came.

[@BigMerkGee]

Jay Dell Ari probably hit it too!

[@renel8964]

I bet she boinked ari

[@stormcorrosion176]

Popinpotions fuck kelly

[@nipz4997]

If you've taken mushrooms you can always tell when someone is exaggerating a trip or just lying. This isn't one of them hahaha

[@yukothekid3423]

ya they r it's impossible to remember everything in detail while ur tripping so any good trip story is usually bs unless it's about a friend who was tripping

[@therotaryrocket]

idk man im pretty sure i remember most of my trips pretty vividly. I'd say almost or at least a memory as when sober. I wonder what the science behind how it affects the memory is because it definitely didn't seem to affect memory as much as alcohol does.

[@OMGNinja357]

therotaryrocket i mean i remember them vividly to but sometimes i feel its kinda hard to put it into words its an overwhelming expirience you cant explain it in enough detail

[@boskocurich1331]

Not so true, my first trip on 7gs, my friend and I got pulled over for smoking weed on a bridge connecting two cities in Florida and was stuck for 4 hours with the cops transitioning between what seemed mother nature calling me from the ocean, the pelicans exerting cosmic energy with each wing flap, and myself melting into the concrete wall facing the ocean that I was sitting on and talking to the cops at the same time. I Remember every single detail, from the snake faces staring at me when I closed my eyes to the cops faces stretching out, fun times lol.

[@oqihouqiop]

nipz depends on how much theyre taking in the story

[@nikolasmokalis3425]

These two stories are the exact difference between doing shrooms in a good headspace and doing them in a bad headspace. All of my experiences have been like Ari's

[@amaanhussain3094]

so true

[@amansizedduck]

I always get that 'pissed yourself' feeling on mushrooms...

[@vanamburgben]

Integral Groove weed used to do that to me but not anymore. I smoke daily

[@RaoulDuke1776_]

@@vanamburgben damn reading that reminded me of when I started smoking bud hahahahah

[@ConLLee]

@@vanamburgben for real. weed did that to me for a long time when i was like 16. Doesnt anymore. Ive tripped on acid once and i felt like that during it too. I think when youre just wicked high on something you start to feel like you lost control of your body, which could lead to peeing and pooping yourself

[@TheDslide]

@@vanamburgben same as you man haha i never understood that.

[@kaidengathings3096]

Same and then your hands are all sweaty so you can't really tell, so you look but nothing's there but you swear you can feel that familiar warm wetness hahahahaha. First time I tripped on mushrooms I was in my sister's room and I thought everything was wet. Like my clothes were drenched, and her bed and everything was just wet as could be. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@ABRASILERA17]

Pete has a ring on his finger, he better not be married to Kelly

[@zevlovex6496]

nah but you can tell he was def one of the "friends" that got to bang her out on occasion

[@thelongranger55]

We are ALL married to kelly

[@jamarusjackson334]

Na they talkin about like 10 years ago

[@MDSF90]

I don’t know if he’s married to Kelly or not but I would assume he’s smart enough to have moved on with his life, considering the fact that he’s a self made multi-millionaire all off of his writing, directing and maybe some acting in/of movies, sitcoms and comedy shows/skits. A brilliant man like himself would not put himself through the agony of staying with someone that the though of makes them jealous. I’m not 100% sure but I’m going out on a limb here and assuming he is not. Lol

[@MDSF90]

Zev Love X Pete is the one that was on and off with Kelly. Ari is the other guy that thought he peed himself. Lol.

[@haboonaimee]

even on mushrooms my Judaism does not leave me

[@seanmichalski4690]

Try DMT, that'll probably fix ya, or am I missing a joke?

[@charlottem.1477]

Haboobeker Naimee I scrolled past this comment, then, I heard the joke.... Lmao 😂

[@spanqueluv9er]

If you are still clinging to your religion then you haven’t consumed enough mushroom.

[@katrinamartinez8796]

Omg same girl where my HIGH JEWISH GIRLS AT!!!!!.

[@kalebtrejo3388]

@@spanqueluv9er that's not how it works dumbass🤣

[@jimpickens4]

Pete Carboni looks exactly like Randall from Recess.

[@MiketheEye]

Holy shit!

[@v.epiphanes2816]

Damnnn

[@dianedavid3052]

Yes!! Could not remember the show lol thanks 👍🏾

[@SparkySINN]

He gonna tell on you !!!

[@MDSF90]

Except worth about 20 million bucks. Lol

[@greybeard6504]

I once tripped on acid, and for the first two hours I laughed so hard nonstop over literally nothing. I thought I was gonna die laughing, my stomach muscles were on fire and I could hardly sneak in breaths. One of the best times I’ve ever had.

[@coyotehinderstein37]

try taking a hit of nitros at the peak than even things that dont logicly seem hilrious totally are

[@stoursjoseph]

One time on acid I was offered some frozen grapes, and upon tasting one it was so good I began to laugh the hardest I ever had, and continued to do so for a full hour. By the time I reached for a second grape, it had become room temperature, and I became very sad.

[@japaneseproctolgist]

I would say a big takeaway from this story is if you're gonna do psychedelics. DO THEM WITH SOMEONE WHO IS EXPERIENCED. You're very emotionally vulnerable and it can be very overwhelming in a lot of circumstances. It's much better if you have someone who's relaxed to calm you down and give you good vibes while tripping.

[@blairwilliams136]

Psychedelic spirit guide

[@KlarraDaniele]

Those who are experienced, generally emotionally sound, and emotionally resilient. Experienced people can have bad trips too.

[@nicoleklarecki6940]

That didn't help me. My first trip was a nightmare

[@ciscokicks1781]

Faldo

[@ciscokicks1781]

Shakhome e just y

[@philipfallah9969]

Totally thought they were going to make out at the end..

[@giggityeffyou]

They definitely did backstage or at the hotel

[@orcs_blood1793]

giggityeffyou I heard they are schvitzing each other hcraums to this day

[@partlycloudyoptimist809]

Me too.

[@richardstuivenberg4618]

right!?

[@Cardsfan3341]

Pete looks like that one kid on the show Recess who snitched all the time. Can't remember his name though lol

[@moneyispower666]

Randall

[@elpolloloco9299]

hahaha

[@statikshotz9558]

lol fuckin randall

[@gorrillawarfair]

mike vascura jason chaffetz

[@RaoulDuke1776_]

Foreal! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TWHowl]

I loved hearing some universal "trip things", like the wet feeling of psychedelics or that random hysterical laughter that signifies the beginning of the onset of the drugs, especially mushrooms.

[@jerryruiz3857]

For reals. But I know what that wet feeling is

[@bingbongproductions5569]

You know what's a real trip, going to a funeral and being so overwhelmed with sadness that you let your degenerate cousin who spent a year in a mental asylum convince you to go for a ride and smoke two blunts and then go with him to pick up an eight ball. Everyone's back at the funeral home mourning the loss of an uncle and my cousin and I are sitting in a Chick Fil' A parking lot doing lines. When we got back to the wake 3 hours later after snorting all the blow my parents had already left and told my aunt to tell me to come home whenever, they understood that I was very close with this uncle and that I may need some extended time to mourn. In my drug induced state I took that as a sign to go back out now with three other cousins and take some acid. Beforehand I called my mom and told them some of the cousins and I were going to go out and get some food and hang out for awhile. By the time 11pm rolled around we had all forgotten that there was a funeral the next day as we were very high and driving around listening to Twisted Insane's Trigga Tonguez. When the funeral came the next day after it was allover and we headed to the mercy meal at my aunt's house the same degenerate cousin and I were smoking another blunt and we had a real moment with one another in which he told me that he needed to clean up his act and strive for a drug free life as he was heavily into coke, heroin, meth, among other things. I was also in a low moment in my life working full time and not really sure what I wanted to do In my life, as I couldn't see myself working a dead end job the rest of my life. That was 3 years ago and since then he has been sober 2 years and is working on becoming a drug counselor in addition to working as an electrician as is doing really well for himself and I have been in college pursuing a degree in criminal justice.

[@ashutosh998]

Bing Bong Productions congrats dude

[@KlarraDaniele]

Great job to both of you. It can be hard, I know what it takes to change. I send you energy of resilience and continued prosperity.

[@joedoe7138]

i’m too high for this bruh

[@TheWormzerjr]

there is no justice, the criminals run the system. reaperishere.weebly.com

[@TheOGClockwork]

I’m on. Shrooms and don’t want to read

[@brandonisaacs631]

Aw mushrooms...Such good..blurry..vague memories. Almost getting stabbed. Sitting on a bench for an hour asking "what time is it?" over and over again. Getting lost in a park I'd lived my whole life near. Having a tandem hallucination with my friend. Agreeing it was aliens. Walking several miles in the wrong direction. Thinking I was going to forget how to breath and freaking out over it. I shouldn't have taken that second handful... Or..should I have taken a third?

[@clint-webb]

Man, that's like a classic repertoire. I think that, save for the almost getting stabbed part, everyone who ever did shrooms shared your experience.

[@brandonisaacs631]

I think you're right because that exactly what the other two guys I was with did too. We all sat on a bench in a park asking eachother what time it was for a good 90 minutes. On the other hand, me and my friend had a tandem hallucination. That or there was actually an alien in that park that night. Either way, Salvia was far more enjoyable than mushrooms.

[@brandonisaacs631]

***** I dunno, man. Sounds like you went a little too high on the concentration. It's been forever since I've done saliva, but I always stuck below 60x. It was always total insanity...all encompassing hallucinations, I remember one instance in which the world folded over on my like a closing book. Always intense, but never horrifying, or bad in any way really. I would just laugh hysterically every time I did it too. And it never lasted long. Aside from the intense sweating and confusion when coming out of it, salvia was always good to me. Mushrooms were fun too, but thinking you're going to forget how to breathe wasn't. Baseline is, i just don't do hallucinogens anymore, but when and if I do, the key is moderation.

[@brandonisaacs631]

Wow, that's bad news bears. I was minimally stressed from my hallucination. I was in a world of white when the book closed. Which was terrifying, but the catch to that was there was a red house being painted white in the distance, and all I had to do what not let whomever was painting finish the job or everything would vanish forever. I don't remember much beyond that, but I have video of me doing it on several occasion where I was literally cracking up the entire time (on the outside) so all in all, the experiences I've had were great, the key is to just be careful. no matter the concentration, or drug, moderation should always be your main concern.

[@brandonisaacs631]

Batt Fink Really? That's very interesting. I'm now really curious if that type of hallucination might be common among Salvia users for some reason. Too bad no one's really researching the stuff.

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

More drug stories these are hilarious!!!!

[@jtheman4678]

Rare Videos by Javier Vargas TV! Im working on it im getting high right now.

[@XXAbbott]

yeah anything to do with shrooms or acid are great lmao

[@brocowsci]

Psychedelic stories, not drug stories in general, that's boring af

[@RECTALBURRITO]

Shrooms are awesome AF too

[@brandonwalker6781]

U should look up the time Ari gave Tom Segura Molly without telling him, 😂

[@andyroe3460]

This is the best comedy series! I love how this one is edited to make it like they are both telling the story back and forth, really funny!!!

[@4Cud1Life2Is3Mine0]

The pee stain parts were definitely the funniest parts.

[@coyotehinderstein37]

fucking relatable

[@jerryruiz3857]

I also can relate but I figured out what that sensation is

[@bennybenito3647]

You mean the only funny part

[@Blimbus-Blombo]

Super relatable 😂😂

[@derekjackson8832]

That's sad lol

[@MoeMentos]

Sheesh, I expected to see comments about how unique and sweet this story was. So much negativity - who hurt you people?? ha, but seriously, this was amazingly executed with the two narratives, and a really satisfying resolution. Well done, team.

[@safewordiswolfy2012]

Who's been so good to you

[@riffraff1880]

Kinda of a weak story tbh yo.. nothing all that interesting or exciting, str8 up..

[@jessecampbell2676]

It was kinda pathetic and sad the whole time ari wasn't talking.. Kept waiting for that dude to start crying

[@palbo4]

Seriously haha, I thought this ended in a very sweet way and expected a bunch of "aw" comments down here but nope

[@samuraisixstring]

The editing in this episode was pretty awesome! I really liked the blending of the 2 different perspectives

[@NesconProductions]

One thing that truly doesn't mix with any psychedelic drugs is doing them right after breaking up with a girl/boyfriend. Brings that relationship bong water right to the surface. Also really helpful to bring along someone who's not tripping for positive redirection and grounding in reality. Watching TV/movie with good friends or listening to tunes at home with a well stocked refrigerator & snacks (that don't require cooking..) best way to go. Remember you can do some do some really stupid sh*t tripping.

[@nitroexpress6294]

I'll never understand how someone could feel like walking around on mushrooms. Acid you can run a marathon on. Mushrooms make you feel real lazy by comparison.

[@nitroexpress6294]

@@fuji2009 so have you ever tried acid?

[@nitroexpress6294]

@@fuji2009 I could see that. I'm a musician so acid helped me be able to conduct other musicians, run a mixing board and write new material at the same time. I just couldn't see pulling that off on mushrooms. Everytime I took mushrooms I just wanted to lay in the sun and have someone carry me home lol.

[@snavisTM]

@@nitroexpress6294 how sad is that logic?

[@fairday2570]

$5 emergency fund for mushrooms recommended in case you want juice and fruits and shit and just leave the change cuz its too much to deal with

[@gronkcunt1044]

I’m high as tuck but I was full expecting him to go “can I ask you something? Will you marry me?” And I was thinking that was their love story on how they became gay

[@blackdox3002]

me too haha

[@mattwarwick8135]

Ari Shaffir has rocketed up the charts over the last few days. A brilliant comic.

[@rossmartin9054]

These are great. Comedy Central needs to book another season asap.

[@lexlang7688]

"They have a vested interest in keeping you safe... they want you to come back!" I laughed for hours!

[@armandoclayton8004]

i have one of those friends that when they get into a relationship we don't talk until they break up

[@TheFragmuffin]

my first time I ate a half ounce... shrooms, gold caps and blue-purples pods and stems are truly wonderful. blue shag carpet became the ocean

[@arampathkushan2861]

@@LOLBu yes i agree. The best experiences are pretty scary. When i first tried lsd i took 3 tabs without knowing how hard it would go. Felt like dying after 3 hours. then i closed my eyes went to this place that feels like love. (its not just love its this feeling of completeness ..but not exactly its hard to explain). So that was a spiritual like experience. Then the my roommate came home while on call with someone probably because i have heard her say "oh my god" before. So i was in this beautiful and amazing place and suddenly i hear "oh my god". I look out the window everythings burning. And im in australia. fuck right? i thought shit this cant be real and took another look out the window and everything was fine. took few breathes and calmed myself. I have never felt that kind of an amazing feeling and fear and i dont think i ever will. And im feeling happier than i was before. (there was more to the trip i cant say all of that it would take many words)

[@rudymelo880]

@@LOLBu 7 grams is a quarter ounce

[@evan3272]

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[@evan3272]

He's on Instagram with the below handle

[@evan3272]

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[@themightykyuss]

Pete might be the worst person to trip with ever. Jesus.

[@larryphillipsjr.1607]

the.mighty.kyuss no shit.

[@XxXspawndXxX]

Not necessarily, you're taking one anecdotal experience and extrapolating it to say he would be like this every time he trips? That's not how it works. This was one trip that he went into in a bad state of mind because of his relationship and career, if he was in the right set and setting like you should be when tripping then he would have been fine.

[@TheDslide]

​@@XxXspawndXxX Couldn't have said it better

[@midinerd]

@TheDSlide - Mental stability is important in choosing when to trip bruh. the original claim still applies

[@TheDslide]

@@midinerd Never said it isn't ... Original claim was about the person not his mental stability.

[@freddonovan2978]

I've heard a lot of tripping stories, and they are very exciting, i would love to try magic mushrooms but I can't easily get some, Is there any realiable source I can purchase from??

[@stephaniemorgan6284]

I'm so interested in the experience but am terrified of having a bad trip

[@evelynbecker4916]

( dream.spores) jason Got psych's*

[@stephaniemorgan6284]

This whole thing is pretty new to me, can I try 3grams?

[@evelynbecker4916]

@Angela carter Yeah, he's got magic mushrooms, LSD, dmt etc

[@freddonovan2978]

@@evelynbecker4916 alright, I'll reach out to him immediately to get some

[@Rattus1]

This was kinda sad

[@yourgirlkate2482]

incredibly...

[@tubeaddict871]

Very

[@raytheonorion]

dude, i was waiting for the pick me up... never came...

[@aidskitten9483]

Yeah this was a bummer

[@alexandermartinez5736]

😆😆😂

[@dems_3940]

Mexican got on boots

[@ThraseaGlow]

yeah but what KIND of knife do you need?

[@Joe-Mamasixtyninefourtwenty]

CiCi!

[@sunkid02]

@@jeffcloss7160 shouldve took off running

[@LeftDownRightUpGaming]

pete saying that he had never felt sadder during the latter half of the bruno trailer, is quite the stupendous statement.

[@heyyblitz3089]

The contrast is probably the funniest shit i’ve ever heard

[@cosmic7431]

Ari should do more of these doubles with Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan

[@ludmillagutomo]

"but..even on mushroom, my judaism does not leave me" 😂😂😂😆😆😆

[@Van_bya_river]

It is not recommended for your first time tripping to do it in public.

[@raviolianth0ny751]

my first time tripping was a few years ago at a gay pride parade in Seattle lmao

[@evan3272]

I can recommend you to where I get my stuff his got Shrooms, psychedelics, Microdose, Dmt, Vape Pens, Carts, and other products well refined ships to anywhere also guide you if you're a newbie to any product

[@MrAndrewthedude]

Friends caring about friends that's a nice story.

[@ModeratelyAmused]

Two things I learned from this. There is a comedian named Pete Carboni and the most comedic thing about him is having Ari as a friend.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I gotta give it to Ari, his descriptions of how different substances hit you are always on point

[@broederdavid6285]

I wonder how he called that guy, cause he left his phone in the car.

[@shawnpeacock1037]

i love this format of comedy with two comics telling a story in two parts.

[@alexandm1001]

this dual stand up is very clever, love it!

[@Joshyouah20]

That was cut together brilliantly! Bloody Hilarious!

[@discoballsac]

Pete Carboni is a fuckin Jabroni

[@fybdrilltime3166]

😂

[@keithklassen5320]

Pete Carboni agreed to tell this story in front of a gotdang crowd. Pete Carboni is a strong man.

[@meiyuying6514]

The editing in the second half absolutely sent me😂

[@psychedguitar2716]

walking through grass bear foot and hugging trees on mushrooms is the BEST feeling you could ever experience in your life. be safe people use safely ❤︎

[@hippytrippyjonboy828]

Unless you step on a velvet ant lol

[@mandolorian162]

I can think of at least 100 things off the top of my head that are better lol 😅

[@jiffywaxjesus1951]

Brooo that pee thing, happens to me when I get wayyy too stoned. Like hella dabs lolol

[@jaysteelsun]

I love the editing on this

[@whitest__dad]

Seeing this man live was one of the greatest times of my life

[@AnarchicImage]

This is the best one of this series I've seen so far.

[@eugeniageneva]

This is so much better than the time I washed the driveway off for 7 hours!

[@_kylejohnson_]

Watching this on shrooms is absolutely fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂

[@Scrumpilump2000]

15+ minutes might seem like too much of a commitment. It isn't. This is a novel approach to standup comedy. It's also hilarious and heartfelt. Eminently watchable.

[@Egoblivion]

Damn, are you a professional critic?

[@sadieblue9345]

Maybe, minus the funny part. It was a sweet story about friends but not a funny story.

[@EduardoGarcia-cu9fh]

Splendid

[@tyriquecoleman3794]

The way these two stories cut to the other feels amazing and I don't know why

[@mikeoxsbigg1]

I did acid and mushrooms at the same time once. Not such a good idea.

[@Kibbler69]

I once tried DMT, MDMA and Ketamine laced bowls of weed at the same time. My friends thought I was going to end up in a psych ward.

[@napukapu]

Neither of your stories ever happened.

[@mikeoxsbigg1]

Mine happened. I was lucky I had some good friends with me. The late 90's were a rough time for me. When you are that high all you are is Id doing random stuff. You have no recollection of it, other than some pleasant effects at the very end. People who have been there know. It's pointless if you can't remember.

[@napukapu]

Mike Oxsbigg People like Terence Mckenna have taken incredible trips and it shows. You come across as a person who read the wikipedia descriptions and try to pawn it off as if you've done em. Take it easy.

[@Kibbler69]

napukapu just because your social life revolves around online gaming doesn't mean everyone else has a shit life like you kid.

[@petecolombo]

The edits towards the end of this episode are so great.

[@Daniel_B79]

I can totally relate to Ari. I always think that I've peed myself when I'm tripping.

[@adamsthomas3695]

Be well guided to purchase your psychedelic product ⬇️

[@adamsthomas3695]

From Sharon_dize

[@adamsthomas3695]

IN INSTAGRAM

[@noughiphiet]

I adore the editing on this..

[@littlebird3167]

There's always a runner in every group.

[@donwho2882]

When he said right fellas it hit different. Message!

[@kallipeterson7396]

This is so funny, yet so wholesome.

[@RealMikeGibbs]

“But, I’ll be there in four minutes!” 😂

[@ParadoxdesignsOrg]

Movie theatres : The worst place ever to do mushrooms.

[@drawingboard8102]

I can think of a few worse places

[@Mentalpatient87]

Drawing Board Yeah. Courtroom, battlefield, high school graduation, and board meeting all trump movie theater on that one. Still, I'm not sure Public Enemies would have been my choice of film.

[@jimpickens4]

Try a WW1 trench whilst being under heavy artillery fire.

[@JustMe-dh3im]

That’s definitely something all first time trippers should know! What you see, I see 😂 were sharing the same thoughts and experiencing the same trip 🍄 I love that about trips, I don’t always remember to tell people this though before we trip 😂

[@xSOMETIMEZxUNITEDx]

kicked in in 5 minutes yeah right

[@breakyoself83]

Mr. Solo Dolo I've actually had this happen before, they were very strong boomers. Put them into an orange julius and blended it up then proceeded to give myself a brain freeze chugging down half of the shake. 15 minutes later i was like shit, i took to much lol. The first hour or so was hell and then i puked and had a great trip!

[@ElvisWorley]

Yeah I've had them start to kick in pretty quick myself

[@griffinkennedy1131]

There are lots of variables

[@lildel7698]

He said 15 minutes

[@fnutboy3009]

The single best story ever told. I send you my love from the UK xx

[@themightykyuss]

I feel bad for people who will live their entire life without ever having experiencing a mushroom or lsd trip. Sucks to be them.

[@katharineforsyth1870]

Some people react really badly to psychedelics. I am one of them. I'd recommend never doing them because a bad trip is the worst. Don't guilt trip other people just because they make better decisions than you

[@Dastardly_Duo]

@@katharineforsyth1870 "better decision" gtfo. People have bad trips sometimes. No one is guilting anyone for not trying, but you're guilting people for doing psychedelics. If you don't wanna do them, that's fine. But don't make it seem like doing it is the worst thing that'll happen to you and if you do them, you're "making shit decisions"

[@tinasibiya5194]

First one in 25 years right now

[@frankcwte]

First time watching this. I could tell how it was going to end and I still choked up. It got me pretty good. This is how all mushrooms trips are.

[@gunnerflash3544]

Trippin is awesome only if they're good bad trips are a nightmare that you can't wake up from

[@rossmartin9054]

Bad trips can be the most beneficial because it's usually when your realizing what a bad person you've been in your life

[@paroonjoos]

There is no good or bad. All things are both and neither. Trip some more and think about that.

[@Aer0xander]

paroonjoos You're right, it's more that you want to hold on to your ego too tight, you have to let yourself go and you probably won't bad trip.

[@IndicacannaJones]

paroonjoos I remember when I used to say things like that when I was tripping in my 20's. Now, it just sounds like pretentious blubber one says to sound philosophical and deep.

[@paroonjoos]

IndicacannaJones "When I say something it's smart, when someone else says the same thing they are probably stupid"

[@CullenCochran]

I love this story. What a compressed adventure. I feel like I get to trip with them!

[@SahajSoldier]

Set and setting folks... and for god sakes don't drive.

[@alexisherrera1450]

Listening to this while I tripped a while ago on shrooms still feel it-_- 4am🤣

[@adamsthomas3695]

Be well guided to purchase your psychedelic product ⬇️

[@adamsthomas3695]

From Sharon_dize

[@adamsthomas3695]

IN INSTAGRAM

[@jdogsful]

That intro was so good.

[@kenjamin1439]

First time on shrooms I laid on the ground but thought I was standing and walking. I started looking for the door and the doorknob (in the carpet) and eventually “found” the door. My friends told me I was on the floor so immediately I started feeling like I was falling through the floor through this magically door. I ended being on the floor for a few hours flying and swimming through different dimensions and time through my carpet door lol

[@TheStoicApe]

I love ari as host of this is not happening

[@Quantum_GirlE]

Pete = Steve from Blue's Clues!

[@mikepercival7906]

Ari is awesome, he's got a rhythm to his comedy.

[@Kevin-ne5yq]

This was edited beautifully

[@TheTGOAC]

the editing in this video is amazing

[@doubledont4949]

Ari was having the time of his life lmao

[@h7opolo]

8:58 YEP! I love these videos of "This is Not Happening"'s "Psychedlia" series.

[@h7opolo]

Such a weird thought, imagining Pete's life, resorting to sexually promiscuous woman for devotion. kinda kinky. dude must be bright.

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

YOU JUST GAVE PEOPLE HUNDOS!?? OY VEY!

[@raresscortanu2757]

I had that crying feel with my first edibles. I cried so much hahahahaha

[@venturehavencreations9340]

“Yes, but even on mushrooms my Judaism does not leave me” 😂😂

[@matthewgolterman4570]

I really like the editing.

[@blarghhboy]

Ari. Get us Billy Red Face. We need him.

[@anthonyboggs9375]

yeah!! we could always use some twinkle-toes, aka Bill nye the illiterate guy, Aka BILL BURR

[@StephanoJayP]

Revolutionary. Nice job guys.

[@hunterbonilla9956]

kool story but ari was funnier, Pete, not so much and I feel sorry for him and his cuckold relationship.

[@azearaazymoto461]

Just go!!!!! I thought that was hilarious especially when he three 200$ at the guy. He reminded me of fry when he’s like take my money.

[@vashimy]

Trevor Brubaker honestly

[@denniskohnow842]

Muslim?

[@katharineforsyth1870]

Ari isn't even remotely funny

[@KlarraDaniele]

I felt the same way until I looked at the act as a whole and found the humor in the irony: With comedians, it is their good times and their tragedies that not only create them but also their content. It pains me when someone has had such low self esteem and they go back to bad relationships but I took my judgment away and was just able to experience their stories and enjoy. I hope he was able to develop past shitty people.

[@CCFROMAN]

He left his phone in his car...how'd he call him?

[@Makabaril]

drugs

[@VisArtVisuals]

pete took a cab the car was still there

[@CCFROMAN]

Lmfao @ jake How often do you leave your vehicle unlocked in a free parking area travisteachme?

[@VisArtVisuals]

I literally just did it. I'm that guy who really doesn't give a fuck

[@CCFROMAN]

Props to you sir, props to you.

[@religulous420]

I took mushrooms with 2 friends at an Air Force movie theater, (I was in tech school) my two friends freaked out and left. I sat there and enjoyed the hell out of sherlock holmes...

[@TheUmzie]

7:40 the guy behind him , in the white shirt is having some deep thoughts about his life ahaha

[@isaacalberda250]

Every time I’ve done shrooms I’ve been 100% sure I peed myself

[@basilg695]

WHEN ARI SAID "EVEN ON MUSHROOMS MY JUDIASM DOES NOT LEAVE ME" I WAS SO PROUD OMG REPRESENT 😂

[@DivoCapella]

These guys are amazing

[@paulsmith7381]

Hit my vendor for all kind of psychedelic products ^*^

[@paulsmith7381]

On instagram as %*+^

[@paulsmith7381]

Micohabi #*^>>>

[@ruthgodwin3459]

Phamflipper01

[@ToxicallyMasculinelol]

duuuuude i know exactly what he's talking about, i have had the same thoughts my friends are having on shrooms so many times. like simultaneously the same thought or feeling will pop in our head and we'll react in exactly the same way. it's so weird. ESP seems totally impossible, so it must be our brains are reacting to the stimulus the same way. or when listening to music on psychedelics with a friend, and you react exactly the same way to different parts of the music and just start smiling at each other for no reason. man, so weird

[@clintonleonard5187]

Yeah, mushrooms can produce feelings of extrasensory communication. I think it's because it enhances perception of body language. Like, when I was on shrooms once, we were in a park at night, and I saw these 2 dark figures walking toward us. I couldn't make out any details about them, but I just knew they were cops. I don't know how I knew that, but I did. When they got closer, sure enough, they were 2 cops. After they left, all my friends said the same thing, we all knew they were cops before they were close enough to see. What happens is you are picking up on tiny clues of body language, and somehow because of the state you are in you become hyper attuned to it. You kind of can read minds on mushrooms.

[@LoopEleph]

I like this format

[@TroyChadwell]

Lsd is wayyy better trip in my opinion. Who else feels me?