Ali Siddiq ‐ The Trip: Downing a Bag of Mushrooms - This Is Not Happening

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5 жыл бұрын

Ali Siddiq accidentally downs a bag of psychedelic mushrooms and freaks out on the way to his hotel room. (Contains strong language.)
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@standup
@standup 4 жыл бұрын
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@coolbananalol1334
@coolbananalol1334 4 жыл бұрын
@@Arizona_Raven well that's weird..
@cedarpoplar7443
@cedarpoplar7443 4 жыл бұрын
Mushrooms. L SD. ...🤨😂. You do not want to f@#k with them. Especially if is 'your first time'. You'll be seeing the walls around you melt down. Your pee pee will become a stussy. And, you'll tink you're a woman before you know it. DON'T,. Do Not Do It... It's a hard ride
@thequarantinechronicleswit9963
@thequarantinechronicleswit9963 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIrbmoKrpKiDhZI
@createyourownheaven
@createyourownheaven 3 жыл бұрын
@@coolbananalol1334 qq
@ded5630
@ded5630 3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@ozziethebunny
@ozziethebunny 5 жыл бұрын
You can tell he is getting more comfortable because he is working all three sides of the stage. I really want this brother to win.
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 5 жыл бұрын
I just discovered him and I already freaking love him so much. He's talented, no doubt.
@briestoll9329
@briestoll9329 5 жыл бұрын
He's living in a gated community in Houston now so he's getting up there...
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 4 жыл бұрын
I definitely think he is winning as I watch this :D LOL, the body language when he calls 'Billy' on the phone too!
@jeffreymartinez8028
@jeffreymartinez8028 4 жыл бұрын
He's just so damn funny.
@deebrown4877
@deebrown4877 4 жыл бұрын
Me too!! The brotha is so talented, I have seen other videos from him for months now. So damn hilarious!
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 5 жыл бұрын
It's a crime that this talented man doesn't have more comedy out. The way he tells stories is so captivating. Comedians like this are a rare breed.
@scorpiolove1679
@scorpiolove1679 4 жыл бұрын
Great news!...he just released a new album the other day!
@snakyjones1216
@snakyjones1216 4 жыл бұрын
Rant Therapist fr Netflix gave Adam Devine special and not him lol 😂 atrocity
@Victor-fp2hn
@Victor-fp2hn 4 жыл бұрын
psychotic kittykat ok weirdo
@jjup001
@jjup001 4 жыл бұрын
Literally have watched all of his segments a hundred times. He is absolutely fantastic. His delivery is perfection.
@Arian.Augustin
@Arian.Augustin 4 жыл бұрын
Jaclyn Upchurch Yes 🙌🏼🙌🏼
@RobertDavid-fn3qo
@RobertDavid-fn3qo 11 ай бұрын
I've been addicted to heroin for 11 years, after trying out psilocybin treatment I will be 2 years clean
@LynneStoner
@LynneStoner 11 ай бұрын
I would love to try them, does anyone know where I can source them?
@ObinnaHarris
@ObinnaHarris 11 ай бұрын
​@@AngelinaEvelynIs he on insta?
@JosephRichard-zo6wf
@JosephRichard-zo6wf 11 ай бұрын
​@@ObinnaHarris 0:01 Of course, dr.johnsonshroom.
@EthanMichael-ld4yr
@EthanMichael-ld4yr 11 ай бұрын
dr.johnsonshroom has been my supplier for over a year now. No problem.
@Iconic_moment
@Iconic_moment 11 ай бұрын
​@Finn Murphy Asides the health benefit, the trips are awesome
@jimwoodman8101
@jimwoodman8101 Ай бұрын
I have been mostly sad but after taking shrooms few months ago, l feel much happier and highly motivated and my ADHD gone , lost a ton of anxiousness and had a few epiphanies about how I should live my life. I decided to buy an ounce for backup, but haven’t yet felt the need to take any more since then.
@barbaraingram1045
@barbaraingram1045 Ай бұрын
I have autism, I was diagnosed with it when I was 15. I took shrooms and it made me function so much better.
@bernardoscott4964
@bernardoscott4964 Ай бұрын
Eek I’m autistic and might wanna try mushrooms. Do you have a reliable source?
@barbaraingram1045
@barbaraingram1045 Ай бұрын
Yeah doc.brenttt is your guy. Man is exceptional with anything psychedelics.
@JessyLives
@JessyLives Ай бұрын
Can he be reached on IG?
@barbaraingram1045
@barbaraingram1045 Ай бұрын
Yes doc.Brenttt
@SlapChop1000
@SlapChop1000 5 жыл бұрын
He says "so I'm sitting there and the city takes a picture of me"..lmao
@starisesun7692
@starisesun7692 4 жыл бұрын
😭
@haroldcanfly
@haroldcanfly 4 жыл бұрын
That’s some shit that’d really happen when you trippin 😂
@devinthunder5907
@devinthunder5907 4 жыл бұрын
Fr it's like having strobe lights behind your eyes 😅
@michaelfries7969
@michaelfries7969 4 жыл бұрын
Boom boommm. Whaattt? That shit was funny af!!
@brandonmiller5394
@brandonmiller5394 4 жыл бұрын
SoulSoldPapi Bih That and the carpet will crawl and flow. The walls flex to the beat. If you pan the room you get mad streamers.
@rhesareeves5
@rhesareeves5 5 жыл бұрын
When he said he ate the whole bag I let out a soft....gentle "NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!"
@nink121
@nink121 5 жыл бұрын
Rhesa Reeves Me too!!😆😆
@lognfrdy
@lognfrdy 5 жыл бұрын
Dude same lmao
@cheesetheoriginalmres7727
@cheesetheoriginalmres7727 5 жыл бұрын
Saame 😂
@yaeyae7238
@yaeyae7238 5 жыл бұрын
I knew it was bad from there lol
@OGPEEPSYT
@OGPEEPSYT 5 жыл бұрын
I ate the whole bag once. Had 4 grams and about 2 gallons of orange juice. Had a nightmare for About 12 hours straight....😳😫
@TGF25
@TGF25 4 жыл бұрын
He ate an entire bag of mushrooms & said "They needed some salt but they was alright" WOW!!! 😂😂😂
@Bigbilly-ms9bn
@Bigbilly-ms9bn 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I can't stand the taste. I lemon tek.
@Skelly_22_
@Skelly_22_ 2 жыл бұрын
First thing I thought of 😂😂
@sweetpotatofries99
@sweetpotatofries99 Жыл бұрын
They taste like mulch, but not bad with some bacon bits
@Gia.325
@Gia.325 Жыл бұрын
I had to wash them down with a lot of water. They were like dehydrated when I tried some.
@thlessil5561
@thlessil5561 Жыл бұрын
My advice is to powder them and then take them by the spoonful with a chaser. I like OJ.
@indiashante1560
@indiashante1560 4 жыл бұрын
Ali: "Billy! Hurry up! Someone's trying to take me!" Billy: "It is me!" Ali: "Who is me?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jagirl281
@jagirl281 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😍😍
@mrsetamayple
@mrsetamayple 3 жыл бұрын
I'm dead 💀💀💀💀😂
@mevoykeys
@mevoykeys 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@jazsminrose6722
@jazsminrose6722 5 жыл бұрын
“Mexican’s got on boots” will forever be my favorite segment! This man is so funny 😂
@weirdscience8341
@weirdscience8341 4 жыл бұрын
Cee cee were you at
@monisworld775
@monisworld775 4 жыл бұрын
Mexicans got boots on! about took me out!😂😂😂😂
@naydorsey1398
@naydorsey1398 4 жыл бұрын
Jazsmin Rose Yesss😂
@mariodwir
@mariodwir 4 жыл бұрын
The mushrooms got on boots
@GadgetMsGadget
@GadgetMsGadget 4 жыл бұрын
Captain MufDyven I read your story at the 2-week mark, and was only the 3rd person to like it. Yours is bound to reach the 2K mark IMHO. I've GOT TO share your story with with many of my friends now. #OneOfThoseGoldenSuperFunnyMomentsInOnesLife
@cuzidodgebullets6797
@cuzidodgebullets6797 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't care if ANY of this actually happened. His story telling ability makes it worth the watch.
@darrellscott8939
@darrellscott8939 5 жыл бұрын
You obviously haven't done mushrooms.
@dariusmurphy4634
@dariusmurphy4634 5 жыл бұрын
He described it soo perfectly
@EI_Greko
@EI_Greko 5 жыл бұрын
@@dariusmurphy4634 it was fake for sure
@Phethario
@Phethario 5 жыл бұрын
@@EI_Greko I don't think so, it's was a perfect description of how mushrooms works
@EI_Greko
@EI_Greko 5 жыл бұрын
@@Phethario Not everytbing
@AFTALonzo
@AFTALonzo 3 жыл бұрын
he’s lucky that elevator didn’t have mirrors inside he might never got out 😹
@hyroglyph1671
@hyroglyph1671 3 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@JoseMartinez-zr4xp
@JoseMartinez-zr4xp 3 жыл бұрын
Haha 😂😂 you just stand there and look into your own eyes but it feels like you and the reflection are two different people.
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@hyroglyph1671 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 3 жыл бұрын
Real talk! Getting stuck in the mirror always took up time during our party nights
@tristinjones2
@tristinjones2 2 жыл бұрын
The 1st time i did shrooms i couldnt stop lookin in the mirror for some reason lmao
@SusanaGomez-mp8sk
@SusanaGomez-mp8sk 11 ай бұрын
Psilocybin containing mushroom saved my life. Never had a bad trip.
@laurj09
@laurj09 11 ай бұрын
I've been looking to try shrooms, anyone knows where can I acquire some? I will so much appreciate.
@rosemary8305
@rosemary8305 11 ай бұрын
Yes mate! I'm very sure of Dr.benshrooms. Shroom microdosing help me overcome my life long addiction to cigarettes and alcohol.
@DonnHowes
@DonnHowes 11 ай бұрын
Yes.2020 I battled with so much depression, anxiety and excessive alcohol use after i lost my dad. Not until I came across Dr.benshrooms he saved my life
@Bastianbishops
@Bastianbishops 11 ай бұрын
Can I find him on insta? How do I reach out 🙏
@gefferystones2814
@gefferystones2814 11 ай бұрын
Sure!.he's Dr.benshrooms.
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 5 жыл бұрын
Ari could've traumatized him if he whispered on the phone, "The mushrooms got on boots." LMFAO!!
@JoseGranny
@JoseGranny 4 жыл бұрын
"This CC. The mushrooms got on boots!" 🤣 😅 I just heard that one today.
@TTHeavensent
@TTHeavensent 4 жыл бұрын
😭
@starisesun7692
@starisesun7692 4 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂🤣🤣🤣Too funny 😂
@howardwayne8288
@howardwayne8288 4 жыл бұрын
He would've IMMEDIATELY started looking for a 🔪!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
@irfaankathrada499
@irfaankathrada499 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣😂 Man finna start looking for some kitchen knives 🔪😂
@j.d.1001
@j.d.1001 5 жыл бұрын
"Hurry up. Someone is trying to take me!" "It is me!"
@tmanepic
@tmanepic 5 жыл бұрын
Who is me?
@khalifaalmubarak.6372
@khalifaalmubarak.6372 4 жыл бұрын
tmanepic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@latonejean3020
@latonejean3020 Жыл бұрын
I’m hollering 😂😂😂 “Hey ma’am what are you doing in my room…this is the elevator “.
@isaiahmajam4614
@isaiahmajam4614 Жыл бұрын
I bought mine from online store….
@isaiahmajam4614
@isaiahmajam4614 Жыл бұрын
I got my dmt, lsd, mushroom, and other psychedelic products from a store online
@jordanmatthews3123
@jordanmatthews3123 4 жыл бұрын
"WHAT KIND OF ESTABLISHMENT PUTS A POOL ON THE SIXTH FLOOR!"
@zachcovey975
@zachcovey975 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@eyeseawhutyoudidthere5040
@eyeseawhutyoudidthere5040 4 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@melvincarltonscooterjohnsoniii
@melvincarltonscooterjohnsoniii 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 III
@j.d.1001
@j.d.1001 5 жыл бұрын
"Well you ain't got nothin' to worry about cuz you ain't famous!" *"Whatever lady!!"* 😂😂😂
@sunnyedaize1262
@sunnyedaize1262 5 жыл бұрын
Moms 🤣
@keitarouse468
@keitarouse468 4 жыл бұрын
That's what my three sons call me!! Too funny "Lady"
@aramrodriguez9141
@aramrodriguez9141 4 жыл бұрын
grim you need to call your mom
@chode-i-dis4119
@chode-i-dis4119 4 жыл бұрын
@@aramrodriguez9141 I called yours instead, very nice lady.
@salacious_modeus.
@salacious_modeus. 4 жыл бұрын
slim sir do you need friends?
@czcrossman
@czcrossman 10 ай бұрын
Ali’s “This Is Not Happening” performances are all so legendary & memorable. He only gets better and better lol
@ashtonsgotsauce9981
@ashtonsgotsauce9981 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell he’s from Texas when he said “Pimp C died in a hotel room in California!”
@nupeygirl09
@nupeygirl09 4 жыл бұрын
Pimpin Chad
@KeeshiaLacy
@KeeshiaLacy 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Definitely from Texas. He said "cut on the light" we never say "turn on the light" RIP Pimp C.
@philiphenderson1720
@philiphenderson1720 3 жыл бұрын
Pimp C died in a hotel right around the corner from where he was
@thej3799
@thej3799 2 жыл бұрын
Aww don't remind me.
@katrinamiddleton6582
@katrinamiddleton6582 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a PIMP not a SIMP..... #RipPIMPC
@AnimalLover101195
@AnimalLover101195 5 жыл бұрын
"BILLY I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON!" I just about died!
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@Dien M I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@jasonroberts1122
@jasonroberts1122 5 жыл бұрын
Ari grabs Ali's head and says "mitchell....this not gon be good"
@jdillard36
@jdillard36 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@uncommonname7688
@uncommonname7688 4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@jdillard36 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@KodiBrown
@KodiBrown 3 жыл бұрын
Ari needs to stop drugging people 😂😂
@timhitt9541
@timhitt9541 3 жыл бұрын
who IS Ari?
@loganryan1317
@loganryan1317 3 жыл бұрын
Ari is awesome lol
@sparklywastaken1426
@sparklywastaken1426 3 жыл бұрын
Well He DOES stand for mayhem...
@DeathxCap
@DeathxCap 3 жыл бұрын
I had a friend who did the same thing. But i gotta admit as fucked up as it was they are definitely the most memorable times of my life lol.
@Dan-sb2fb
@Dan-sb2fb 3 жыл бұрын
@Jackson Harris he drugged him in front of his family, too. ari’s a rat-faced prick
@santinomireles3790
@santinomireles3790 2 жыл бұрын
Hope Ali makes it big. He's one of the funniest comedians out now.
@expatsinpakistan1598
@expatsinpakistan1598 5 жыл бұрын
I saw Ali Siqqiq and clicked so fast! This dude is a legend!
@devincognito8932
@devincognito8932 5 жыл бұрын
Same bruh. I been searching the depths of the internet for his stand up
@expatsinpakistan1598
@expatsinpakistan1598 5 жыл бұрын
@@devincognito8932 Right? Give this man a special!
@standup
@standup 5 жыл бұрын
@@expatsinpakistan1598 We completely agree, so we did! Here’s a clip from his special, It’s Bigger Than These Bars: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5jNhaCBarBmp9U
@expatsinpakistan1598
@expatsinpakistan1598 5 жыл бұрын
@@standup That's awesome! This guy's the next big thing!
@skyluke9476
@skyluke9476 5 жыл бұрын
bruh hes like a K heart baby. truly not that good.
@hispanicpanic8408
@hispanicpanic8408 4 жыл бұрын
His story telling ability is straight crack. I'm hooked.
@All-Hail-Gayle
@All-Hail-Gayle 3 жыл бұрын
There's something so charismatic about him. When he's on, the story is over too soon.
@Burmitus
@Burmitus 2 жыл бұрын
10:45 When he was doing the "Lawn mower cutting grass" part he gave my high ass Dave Chappelle vibe for a moment there 😆
@frankblack3959
@frankblack3959 5 жыл бұрын
Last time I took mushrooms I sat in my room, on my bed, wrapped in my blanket and watched 'Big Hero 6". I remember laughing and crying and then staring out the window at nature as the sun came up. all in all a good night
@susieballard4957
@susieballard4957 4 жыл бұрын
By the way mushrooms and Hydro/Green are two of the most natural drugs. Meaning it is the only two that I will do. But FUCKZ They are hard to find. It has been a good 12 to 15 years since I've had any mushrooms.
@datNERO17
@datNERO17 4 жыл бұрын
@@susieballard4957 You can grow a hundred gram in 2 weeks at home for cheap. Easy, super fun and SO rewarding.
@tyronebowannie4488
@tyronebowannie4488 4 жыл бұрын
@@datNERO17 Soooo... How would one do so?
@Viene11Biene
@Viene11Biene 4 жыл бұрын
@@tyronebowannie4488 you can order the kit online
@thevbyz1192
@thevbyz1192 4 жыл бұрын
Wea
@jobla7124
@jobla7124 5 жыл бұрын
That part about the grass..It's amazing how mushrooms can give you an empathy towards nature.
@claytonmaddrey6950
@claytonmaddrey6950 Жыл бұрын
That’s how I know he was telling the truth
@corkyvanderhaven3391
@corkyvanderhaven3391 Жыл бұрын
Always show noobs grass dancing, for sure
@IanTranSend
@IanTranSend 10 ай бұрын
I was going to say the same about the grass too! The amount of empathy and grief he experienced just from seeing the lawnmower made me wonder if his stance on lawns changed ever since that experience. 😄
@joesr31
@joesr31 4 жыл бұрын
Just discovered him yesterday, been binge watching since then
@justano
@justano 4 ай бұрын
Why is it that when he’s telling his stories I feel like I’m right there? Great talent.
@justpriscilla7635
@justpriscilla7635 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh you hungry Naww I just ate some mushroom chips I'm good💀💀💀
@mevoykeys
@mevoykeys 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO, I hurting!
@perryconrad7968
@perryconrad7968 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha
@bernardwallace435
@bernardwallace435 5 жыл бұрын
Even though ive heard Ali say "i dont want a netflix special, i want comedy central," i think he *needs* one so all the folks who are unfamiliar with him can see(and laugh) at his brilliance. Good to see him stayin busy cause hes one of my favorite(top 10) comics of the past 20yrs....
@moeboogie3223
@moeboogie3223 5 жыл бұрын
Lol let's keep @him maybe he'll give and do it lmao
@JungleCrook
@JungleCrook 5 жыл бұрын
Netflix ded comp
@tyleratchley8669
@tyleratchley8669 5 жыл бұрын
Guess I've been living under a rock! I think this is the first time I've seen this guy. He's good! I'm a fan now! And I've done the shrooms many times!
@thrasher2094
@thrasher2094 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah he would blow up if he had his own show. By the 3rd season it would be a huge show
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@thrasher2094 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@harperbrandon8473
@harperbrandon8473 2 жыл бұрын
I live 40 minutes from Oakland, yet can't find a source to buy psilocybin(mushroom). Anyone have any ideas?
@richmondstanford562
@richmondstanford562 2 жыл бұрын
/williamsmyco1/
@richmondstanford562
@richmondstanford562 2 жыл бұрын
on /IG/
@richmondstanford562
@richmondstanford562 2 жыл бұрын
he got magic mushrooms, lsd, dmt, microdose, and other psych's as well.. my order for penis envy and chocolate bar arrived last week
@joshaaron478
@joshaaron478 2 жыл бұрын
@@richmondstanford562 will check this out
@harperbrandon8473
@harperbrandon8473 2 жыл бұрын
@@richmondstanford562 Thanks
@jbeta4948
@jbeta4948 3 жыл бұрын
I stopped this, put it on the big TV and restarted to watch with my husband. I laughed so hard!
@thetravelinsagittarian1316
@thetravelinsagittarian1316 4 жыл бұрын
..... Nobody is paying attention to the fact that after *Billy* purchased his chicken, it took him *15 minutes* before Ali would let Billy back in his *own car!* ..... Lmaoooooo 😂 hahahaha!!
@ThatGuyEclipz330
@ThatGuyEclipz330 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that same thing lol
@LukaDonesnitch
@LukaDonesnitch 4 жыл бұрын
Like Donterio said Billy put a bunch of egg yolks in his head every morning.
@w1lDstYLe
@w1lDstYLe 4 жыл бұрын
His fault he parked by some quicksand.
@thetravelinsagittarian1316
@thetravelinsagittarian1316 3 жыл бұрын
@@w1lDstYLe Lol! 😁
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@w1lDstYLe I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@j.d.1001
@j.d.1001 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm in quicksand, not goin' anywhere!" 😂
@Ms.LadyC_1974
@Ms.LadyC_1974 10 ай бұрын
Ali Siddiq kills it every time, on TV & his LIVE shows. He's HILARIOUS!! 🤣
@user-hm9uq8gk5x
@user-hm9uq8gk5x 3 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of story where I don't even care if it's made up. It's so fun
@thisguy9536
@thisguy9536 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think it is
@bensinneruggamer
@bensinneruggamer 5 жыл бұрын
After Mexico’s got boots I couldn’t wait for another one .... keep them coming
@SVNT0
@SVNT0 5 жыл бұрын
Sana Bensinner messicans got on boots
@bensinneruggamer
@bensinneruggamer 5 жыл бұрын
fuaad S am French. English is not my language
@jameswoolley1243
@jameswoolley1243 5 жыл бұрын
You should also watch his story about Mitchell
@bensinneruggamer
@bensinneruggamer 5 жыл бұрын
James Woolley ok thanks let me look for it
@dylanmonroe8797
@dylanmonroe8797 5 жыл бұрын
Mescan's got on boots
@1Bena_SL
@1Bena_SL 5 жыл бұрын
*Mushrooms got on boots*
@tonayachapman3498
@tonayachapman3498 5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO YOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!!
@RiahYannaBeans
@RiahYannaBeans 5 жыл бұрын
You gon need to go find CeCe for a knife
@I_am_BiG_Al
@I_am_BiG_Al 5 жыл бұрын
*THEY FINNA STAB ME*
@larryking3766
@larryking3766 4 жыл бұрын
Bastard! You beat me.
@barbuwa7190
@barbuwa7190 Жыл бұрын
He's one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard. This is a major talent. Why doesn't he have more specials? Please I need more Ali! He tells story's and I feel like I'm there witnessing what he's talking about.. Keep it up Ali.🤩😅
@felizardolim7053
@felizardolim7053 4 жыл бұрын
That guy laughing his ass of in the background is a shroom connoisseur 😂😂😂
@jeff.m.m
@jeff.m.m 5 жыл бұрын
Been waiting on Ali for a minute. Dude legit!!
@steefan2248
@steefan2248 5 жыл бұрын
He's already a naturally funny guy and still has a lot of potential.
@joshgibson9732
@joshgibson9732 5 жыл бұрын
Any story with Psilocybin mushrooms tend to be pretty exciting, it's even more awesome to hear about Ali's experience with such a wonderful, mysterious drug.
@laugh_til_ithurts
@laugh_til_ithurts 5 жыл бұрын
Yessss man I need him to do a new special!
@SolaceCaelus
@SolaceCaelus 5 жыл бұрын
We all been waiting and anticipating
@abstractaccuracy8570
@abstractaccuracy8570 5 жыл бұрын
@@joshgibson9732 u have other videos like this?
@jakedillingham3319
@jakedillingham3319 5 жыл бұрын
Ari should’ve looked at him and been like “ALI, THIS AIN’T GONE BE GOOD!!!”
@grizzlyg3849
@grizzlyg3849 5 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHA
@reinaldopessoa2603
@reinaldopessoa2603 5 жыл бұрын
Nah he didn't tell that story yet he just did Mexican got on boots.
@Divadia_
@Divadia_ 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ezekieljohnson8954
@ezekieljohnson8954 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@coltoncowan682
@coltoncowan682 5 жыл бұрын
this is advanced comedy
@OCAnnaMaria
@OCAnnaMaria 3 жыл бұрын
i watched this segment so many times and just now realized that he was with billy sorrels and this makes the whole story even funnier
@dennisnewby7706
@dennisnewby7706 8 ай бұрын
Who is Billy Sorrels, Or what is Billy Sorrels?
@Sarah-eo9kz
@Sarah-eo9kz 4 жыл бұрын
Him on mushrooms is like Andres grandma. If you know, you know
@NeonAnt
@NeonAnt 4 жыл бұрын
ANDRE!! THERE'S A HELICOPTER IN THE KITCHEN
@tourem.harris3135
@tourem.harris3135 4 жыл бұрын
You’re goated 🐐
@elizahhoward3923
@elizahhoward3923 4 жыл бұрын
Wym? I’m curious
@asonga5410
@asonga5410 3 жыл бұрын
@@elizahhoward3923 In the Nickelodeon show "Victorious", one of the main recurring characters, Andre, had a grandma that was always wildin and crazy.
@elizahhoward3923
@elizahhoward3923 3 жыл бұрын
Ooh I was a little to old for victorious thanks for explaining
@rannnalynn
@rannnalynn 4 жыл бұрын
"MA'AM. What are YOU doing in MY room?!"
@jagirl281
@jagirl281 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@joshuahales7551
@joshuahales7551 5 жыл бұрын
"I said Heyyy junkie..." That part had me rollin. He knew his momma been through some thangs. Hahaha
@lightbright1840
@lightbright1840 4 жыл бұрын
Ohh thank you for this comment I was wondering wtf he was talking about
@reneebrady8389
@reneebrady8389 3 жыл бұрын
I've seen this clip like 50 times and it kills me EVERY time!! Ali is AMAZING!!
@leahsworld5972
@leahsworld5972 Жыл бұрын
He is one of the funniest dudes I ever listened to hands down. Super underrated
@jerkfudgewater147
@jerkfudgewater147 5 жыл бұрын
They need to show this in airports and hospitals because it always makes me smile no matter what’s going wrong
@YuckyRory
@YuckyRory 4 жыл бұрын
In the airport watching can confirm
@tretucker8004
@tretucker8004 4 жыл бұрын
The hell u sad at the airport for? Lol
@osielrodriguez785
@osielrodriguez785 4 жыл бұрын
Tre Tucker Visiting people you love then having to leave?
@tretucker8004
@tretucker8004 4 жыл бұрын
@@osielrodriguez785 oh yeah lol
@boot6938
@boot6938 Жыл бұрын
@@tretucker8004 😂
@brianoshea1178
@brianoshea1178 5 жыл бұрын
one of the best descriptions of tripping I've heard, could imagine myself going through all the those same thoughts, and gone through the experience of being in a elevator myself while, and it's fucking intense, I was splayed with my back against the wall, arms outstretched grasping the walls at what I can only imagine were at ridiculous angles............and after a few minutes realized I hadn't even pressed the button, I'd just been imagining it was moving and that it was a really long way up
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 5 жыл бұрын
looool, arms outstretched like an evangelist. I imagined that and it cracked me up!
@sunnyedaize1262
@sunnyedaize1262 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Pataganja
@Pataganja 4 жыл бұрын
Nah. This guy clearly never ate shrooms in his life. Idk what kinda psychs your taking lol
@daemonspade8316
@daemonspade8316 4 жыл бұрын
@@Pataganja Why? I know at least one dude with one of the experiences he said in this story. The only thing that I haven't heard is the part where he looked at the mirror and both sides of his face looked different.
@Shun-vr1bw
@Shun-vr1bw 4 жыл бұрын
Pataganja i mean he did say he ate the whole bag 💯🤷🏽‍♂️
@gtaopman6678
@gtaopman6678 2 жыл бұрын
This guy really made me laugh. One of the better story tellers.
@cmh9932
@cmh9932 Жыл бұрын
How many Comics has Ari inadvertently intoxicated?! He got Bert as well! 🤣
@musharrafdog
@musharrafdog 5 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this faster than Mitchell ran behind the gate.
@jerbro88
@jerbro88 5 жыл бұрын
musharrafdog hahaha right
@guyanaredbone5996
@guyanaredbone5996 5 жыл бұрын
Why’d Mitchell run? Messicans got on boots?
@etiquette16
@etiquette16 5 жыл бұрын
@@guyanaredbone5996 go check out his 2nd story
@SomeOne-ex7hk
@SomeOne-ex7hk 5 жыл бұрын
@@etiquette16 I think you missed the joke.
@vharwood5643
@vharwood5643 5 жыл бұрын
Lol lol lol dead
@lordtrill7731
@lordtrill7731 5 жыл бұрын
😂Now we need Billy's perspective of the story😂
@hrhm2008
@hrhm2008 4 жыл бұрын
Lord Trill agreed 😂🤣😂
@M0chaJ0J0
@M0chaJ0J0 4 жыл бұрын
Lord Trill for real
@Bd22904
@Bd22904 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@lulumatthewiosi179
@lulumatthewiosi179 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, it's Billy Burr.
@indiashante1560
@indiashante1560 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@danielbrown1724
@danielbrown1724 4 жыл бұрын
"Billyyyy, I gots the Michael Jackson" 😆 I love Ali man, his voice, his delivery, his stories.....pure gold!!
@FriedFreya
@FriedFreya 3 жыл бұрын
"WHATEVER LADY!" Lmaoooooooo And then she told him to drink some milk, hell yeah x3
@lemonadewithsnacks3733
@lemonadewithsnacks3733 5 жыл бұрын
Billy i got the Michael Jackson 😂😂😂
@jaidenwilson82
@jaidenwilson82 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said, "THE MUSHROOMS. THEY TAKING OFF MY BLACK" I was wheezing so hard I lost my breath and almost passed out😂
@Erika-kw7ur
@Erika-kw7ur 11 ай бұрын
This man is literally my new favorite comedian I cannot get enough
@zoransimovic6416
@zoransimovic6416 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best storyteller comedians I know. I love this man!
@billloman3151
@billloman3151 4 жыл бұрын
Someone gave me a big bag of mushrooms one time. I had never had them before, we were at a party. I ate them all, not knowing what else I was supposed to do, then I went about my night. About half an hour later, I started seeing the flashes he was talking about. I went into a bedroom and found this coffeetable book of Van Gogh paintings. I decided I had to pee so I took the book into the bathroom. I sat down because it was just too much work to pee standing up. About 5 hours later someone found me in the bathroom, my friends had been looking for me for the whole time. They had called the police because they thought I wandered off somewhere. I swear on my mom it felt like I was sitting on that toilet for no longer than 10 minutes. Those paintings were talking to me, though
@gatordragon8824
@gatordragon8824 2 жыл бұрын
What did they say?
@eternalgamers10
@eternalgamers10 2 жыл бұрын
@@gatordragon8824 I’m invested at this point, I want to know what did the paintings said too lol
@KristoferBurns
@KristoferBurns Жыл бұрын
I heard his paintings have that effect while on the mush lol
@wombatcube
@wombatcube Жыл бұрын
Come back. We need to hear what his paintings said. I only recently heard that he wasn't "famous" ever when he was alive, so it'd be interesting to know.
@KristoferBurns
@KristoferBurns Жыл бұрын
Bro take shrooms and go to the Van Gogh experience it’s his art moving on the walls I went high on shrooms and I had dreams about his art…it was so surreal.
@Rigde345
@Rigde345 4 жыл бұрын
“I decided I’m going to swim 🏊‍♂️ to my room” Lmao 🤣
@davehock1976
@davehock1976 3 жыл бұрын
One of the few stand up comedians that can make me lol forreal when im watching his sets by myself
@DJSkyrockit
@DJSkyrockit 5 ай бұрын
He’s got my vote to host the next season
@realtalk6195
@realtalk6195 3 ай бұрын
They need to bring back the show first. Comedy Central barely doing stand-up nowadays ever since the pandemic.
@MrFrost-wn7dy
@MrFrost-wn7dy 5 жыл бұрын
"Hey MAM, what are YOU doing in MY room?..."
@bopatzable
@bopatzable 5 жыл бұрын
i am a vegetarian... i eat mushrooms all the time, in pizza, in meatloaf....wait what? :D
@jwdathefax377
@jwdathefax377 4 жыл бұрын
Soybean meatloaf..... vegetarian pizza. 😂
@jimpickens4
@jimpickens4 4 жыл бұрын
@@jwdathefax377 Really makes the meat in meatloaf redundant in that case.
@aab6623
@aab6623 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimpickens4 meat can be a general term. in reality animal meat is flesh, vegetarian meat is veggies
@jimpickens4
@jimpickens4 4 жыл бұрын
@@aab6623 In reality I'm killing animals and I eat its remains and everything else is mere trickery. I don't trust 'vegetarian' meat.
@aab6623
@aab6623 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimpickens4 good for you. Crazy that you take pride in such a cowardly practice that is destroying the planet
@DIYsober
@DIYsober 4 жыл бұрын
I cried, this was good. The brown towel part and dancing in the mirror, great stuff.
@cherellerodriguez2946
@cherellerodriguez2946 Жыл бұрын
Ali's comedic style is everything...looooove THIS dude 💞
@greengoblin2447
@greengoblin2447 5 жыл бұрын
Killig it for over two decades. Needs more exposure.
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously? He's been active for over 2 decades? And I only recently heard about him.
@InnaVitamina777
@InnaVitamina777 4 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@RantTherapist I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@infiniteh976
@infiniteh976 4 жыл бұрын
“Sir are you going to be okay” “Ma,ma I’m going too 6” Ok I get the joke, he thought “be okay” was a location 🤣🤣🤣
@RohanWallace
@RohanWallace 4 жыл бұрын
Damn I didn't get that until now.
@Lets_talk_about_that
@Lets_talk_about_that 4 жыл бұрын
@@RohanWallace Same, haha.
@indiashante1560
@indiashante1560 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@mou7866
@mou7866 4 жыл бұрын
Wow thank you, I didn't get that
@DuceVasquez215
@DuceVasquez215 4 жыл бұрын
That went over my head lmao
@abelgutierrez1590
@abelgutierrez1590 9 ай бұрын
Dudes an awesome story teller
@KlarraDaniele
@KlarraDaniele 4 жыл бұрын
I never knew of Ali before this series and I'm so Greatful, he is amazing!
@alexgiangreco3754
@alexgiangreco3754 5 жыл бұрын
This dude has quickly become one of my favorite stand ups.
@TenThumbsProductions
@TenThumbsProductions 5 жыл бұрын
Dude made a lot of mushroom mistakes haha
@alastair7095
@alastair7095 3 жыл бұрын
I definitely did during my first time lol. Had no idea what I was getting into
@SinForTheSaint
@SinForTheSaint 3 жыл бұрын
That's how you learn! And it only gets better when you learn what to do....I learned I need to avoid mirrors lol
@alastair7095
@alastair7095 3 жыл бұрын
@@SinForTheSaint my first time I came home from work and decided I was bored so I opened the jar I had gotten the night before and threw a vague handful (later measured the difference, it was 4.3g) in my mouth. I learned.... oh I learned 😂
@kxdlxx787
@kxdlxx787 3 жыл бұрын
@@SinForTheSaint I like looking in the mirror see my body and face move and transform
@williambautista8929
@williambautista8929 3 жыл бұрын
“Should be over soon”…..mmm nah you still got 10 hours to go you’ve Max done 2 so far😂😂
@Jonas-nc5os
@Jonas-nc5os 2 жыл бұрын
You feel like you were there when Ali tells a story. Love his shows!
@copcorruptioncontainment5134
@copcorruptioncontainment5134 6 ай бұрын
He's a great comedian who gives his audience attention while he talks and he's funny as fuhhhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂
@smithz749
@smithz749 6 ай бұрын
MACROPAUL6..
@smithz749
@smithz749 6 ай бұрын
On Instagram
@smithz749
@smithz749 6 ай бұрын
His the best online drug store I know he got DMT LSD and more
@shashankiyer5751
@shashankiyer5751 5 жыл бұрын
I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON, BILLY
@vonversace
@vonversace 5 жыл бұрын
😁 😂
@Oyinscorner
@Oyinscorner 5 жыл бұрын
Was about to study for an exam, but we all know Ali is more important
@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139
@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 4 жыл бұрын
Just this afternoon I was reminiscing for the first time in many years about the old days and tripping. O my lord the funky things that happen, I'd just not though of for so very long. And now, 15 hours later.... This ! Both times the kind of ab-wrenching breath-grabbing laughs known only to those who "partook". And these ridiculous and joyful laughs - - they are truly a mitzvoh. Thank you so for this fabulously delivered tale 🏇
@janellebatta4126
@janellebatta4126 4 жыл бұрын
I adore him. Such a great storyteller!
@babyolivess767
@babyolivess767 5 жыл бұрын
"BILLY , BILLY I GOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON!" 😂😂💀💀
@AmberAmbwee
@AmberAmbwee 4 жыл бұрын
I almost tried to flush myself down the toilet when I did mushrooms. lol. I was in a bathroom that had 3 doors. I thought I just slightly turned but apparently I was doing a complete circle. I opened 3 doors and all 3 doors was the closest. So I stared at the toilet thinking I was in the guest entrance to the ministry of magic. 😂 Thankfully the guy I was dating popped in one of the doors before I actually tried to get in. The second time was absolute hell. The guy I was dating was just staring at a picture and crying. I was convinced the painting stole his soul. Hours pass before my best friend came and took down all of the paintings in the house to get me to calm down.
@sirshmoopy43
@sirshmoopy43 4 жыл бұрын
How was your introspective mirror experience?
@uluzistherealest
@uluzistherealest 2 жыл бұрын
I needed this! I've been high for 5 hours and trying to come down and I have about a sip of milk left!
@BeeHatGuy
@BeeHatGuy 3 жыл бұрын
Just discovered him, freaking love him already
@brianjoyce9040
@brianjoyce9040 5 жыл бұрын
His presentation is unique. Anyone experienced in those edibles can certainly relate. Everyone is missin’ it that hasn’t
@lucasreeserlarkin8996
@lucasreeserlarkin8996 4 жыл бұрын
Brian Joyce - Is you Is...or Is you Ain't...
@moniqueg7144
@moniqueg7144 4 жыл бұрын
My first experience was crazy as hell. I took way too much and I thought I was gonna die lol.
@amirpalamar7133
@amirpalamar7133 3 жыл бұрын
MDMA -_- nah you can start with relatively heavy doses as long as you somewhat know what you’re getting into, my first shroom trip was over an eighth and my first acid trip was 600 ug
@brianjoyce9040
@brianjoyce9040 3 жыл бұрын
Lucas Reeser Larkin --heroic doses when available for sure. So I guess I IS?! Happy trails
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@amirpalamar7133 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@sarcasm-83
@sarcasm-83 5 жыл бұрын
I was on shrooms once (never been after that)... I got into the apartment of a friends friend in shrooms and left while still in shrooms and to this day I have no concept at all how big the apartment was. Sometimes it felt really tiny with a huge TV... sometimes it felt like a damn bowling alley with the TV being far as hell. I also remember staring at a mousepad that had a graphic of a cartoon sunflower on it... and it was swaying in the wind. I put my hand on it, but it still kept swaying in the image... I saw it from between my fingers. Crazy stuff. A very memorable trippy experience however. Oh and when I went outside, the color were so vibrant and beautiful I just couldn't stop looking around like I was admiring the graphics of a videogame. I also kept touching plants and leaves etc. just out of pure curiosity. It had a pretty relaxing vibe at that point and a nice appreciation of.. life in general.
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 5 жыл бұрын
It's all good and enjoyable, until the paranoia kicks in. And then you can get terrible anxiety, feel bad about all the wrong you've done in life, feel terrible about how you've treated your parents and the kind of person that you've been (if you've been living kind of not right, whatever that means to you and whatever your admirable/most important values are) ..... and so, it's not all fun and games. And that's why I stopped smoking weed too, it stopped feeling right. It doesn't feel right to me anymore. I think living life sober can be enjoyable too, if you're living right.
@thepokeprison2151
@thepokeprison2151 2 жыл бұрын
Ali is so talented, it feels original in the sense of there’s no influences of other comics shining through.
@memoryfoam2285
@memoryfoam2285 2 жыл бұрын
Old hippie I knew told me about the time he went picking in a field and for every one he picked and put in his bag he ate one, after a few hours he counted and had 300 in his bag. He lay on his back and that was the first time he saw the stars in 3D, he could tell how far away they were compared to each other.
@CosmosGamingChannel
@CosmosGamingChannel 4 жыл бұрын
Mushroom trips take an hour to kick in. Gets more intense. Hour 3-4 is usually the peak, full trip lasts 6-8 hours
@NekoHazrd
@NekoHazrd 2 жыл бұрын
The shroom come up is so weird because it's not steady like LSD. It just suckerpunches you when you least expect it and it just keeps upping the intensity in an unpredictable way.
@joshgibson9732
@joshgibson9732 5 жыл бұрын
Having been in similar experiences with mushrooms before, this video game me horrible anxiety while laughing from start to finish. Great story.
@michisui
@michisui Жыл бұрын
I have seen this three times in lest than a week, still makes me cry 😂this guy is amazing
@Cryster99
@Cryster99 4 жыл бұрын
Ali is a fantastic storyteller. One of the best on the show
@Kay1aRenee
@Kay1aRenee 5 жыл бұрын
He is my favorite!!! Please have more of him !! I’ve been waiting!!!
@tydajuiceman4745
@tydajuiceman4745 5 жыл бұрын
He's our favorite now lol
@tydajuiceman4745
@tydajuiceman4745 5 жыл бұрын
Have me rooting for Toledo now lol
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@tydajuiceman4745 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV
@JoaquinsMomma
@JoaquinsMomma 5 жыл бұрын
"Hey ma'am, what are you *snap* doin in my room?" 😂😂😂
@gempizza6425
@gempizza6425 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best This Is Not Happenings
@suleyman_yusifov
@suleyman_yusifov 2 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest, if not the greatest comedy clips that i have seen recently
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