Meet Trump's New Fixer - The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper

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Comedy Central

Comedy Central

Күн бұрын

Citizen Journalist and freelance fixer Tim Baltz steps in to handle President Trump's personal problems, including a swarm of sharks headed toward the East Coast.
Watch full episodes of The Opposition now: www.cc.com/show...
The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper airs weeknights at 11:30/10:30c on Comedy Central.

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@TheEpicYak17
@TheEpicYak17 6 жыл бұрын
If Tim actually joined the Trump legal team he would actually be one of the more qualified members.
@sada0101
@sada0101 6 жыл бұрын
Trump - " Hi Tim, how are you?" Eric - "I am Eric, dad." Trump - "Ohhh......................... *Takes phone and starts talking* Oh hi Hannity"
@rgwak
@rgwak 6 жыл бұрын
"You don't need a criminal lawyer. You need a CRIMINAL lawyer." - Pinkman
@CorporateG0th
@CorporateG0th 6 жыл бұрын
You need a lawyer who gets paid in cash!
@LifewithMJvlog
@LifewithMJvlog 6 жыл бұрын
How do they keep a Straight face without laughing 😂😂😂 such level of sarcasm ...!!!
@Winteramen
@Winteramen 6 жыл бұрын
Madhumita Jana trump's like that guy at the party you and EVERYBODY makes snide remarks all night in front of but he just doesn't get it, or don't want to. So everybody at the party is just getting frustrated that he doesn't seem to get sarcasm
@djbones4129
@djbones4129 6 жыл бұрын
Mad
@MissKellyBean
@MissKellyBean 6 жыл бұрын
That one guy laughing his ass off in the audience 😂👍
@coh27
@coh27 6 жыл бұрын
"You gotta think like a lawyer that gets paid in cash." I want that on a business card.
@19thHour
@19thHour 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm a detective, like Batman or *the dog from Scooby-Doo.* DEAD
@bellamaz1972
@bellamaz1972 6 жыл бұрын
cannot stop giggling at that
@yhghy9365
@yhghy9365 6 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Swenson I bet you used to cheat off people and get the wrong answers... 😂😂😂
@yhghy9365
@yhghy9365 6 жыл бұрын
"that" had me dying too.
@L2.Lagrange
@L2.Lagrange 6 жыл бұрын
? How about you fuck off. I did great in school on my own merits
@yhghy9365
@yhghy9365 6 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Swenson lmfao
@CollinMcLean
@CollinMcLean 6 жыл бұрын
The Mako Wish Foundation. Somebody make a charity for shark preservation and call it that!
@chrstfer2452
@chrstfer2452 6 жыл бұрын
Best joke ever: "its one tornado away from becoming a sharkicane"
@ag8454
@ag8454 6 жыл бұрын
Christopher Carrigan Brolly Subverted expectations and non-sequiturs are my favorite types of comedy
@mrscary3105
@mrscary3105 6 жыл бұрын
The one guy looks like a slimy, young Hugh Laurie. (And he is a damn good sketch comic!) Bravo Tim Baltz! Great bit, great character work!
@VianneyCreates
@VianneyCreates 6 жыл бұрын
He can fix cases and dogs. Pretty good.
@epicexcerpts.1346
@epicexcerpts.1346 6 жыл бұрын
that's quite a long list of his capabilities on his resume' kkk
@yonaryhernandez1833
@yonaryhernandez1833 6 жыл бұрын
so even sharks are uniting to protest. all thats missing are the bald eagles
@JeddtheJedi
@JeddtheJedi 6 жыл бұрын
yonary hernandez there was that eagle who did the photoshoot with Trump and didn't seem happy about it at all.
@stephenguess1810
@stephenguess1810 6 жыл бұрын
So good... I have no words
@itswade69
@itswade69 6 жыл бұрын
Tim Baltz easily the best.
@lemonielala3080
@lemonielala3080 6 жыл бұрын
I love Jordan's chuckle 😍
@claudettes9697
@claudettes9697 6 жыл бұрын
Lemonie Lala he is sexy af.
@mikebryant7087
@mikebryant7087 6 жыл бұрын
The Laughs in the background though.... LOL
@obiigwe8349
@obiigwe8349 6 жыл бұрын
Love Tim!
@JillontheLake
@JillontheLake 6 жыл бұрын
"The fight continues"....those words were never truer.
@billyrourke2182
@billyrourke2182 6 жыл бұрын
This was excellent comedy writing
@sousamaster06
@sousamaster06 6 жыл бұрын
OMG I need 2:05 - 2:10 as a gif so bad!
@claudettes9697
@claudettes9697 6 жыл бұрын
sousamaster06 it's so good! 😂😂😂😂
@Govanmauler
@Govanmauler 6 жыл бұрын
Vegasweddings you do god's work 😀
@claudettes9697
@claudettes9697 6 жыл бұрын
Vegasweddings my hero!
@SheillaOlga
@SheillaOlga 6 жыл бұрын
I'm always thinking like a lawyer paid in cash 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌
@sarabeth9877
@sarabeth9877 6 жыл бұрын
Bro-bono 😂
@epicexcerpts.1346
@epicexcerpts.1346 6 жыл бұрын
kkkk he got his law degree in the Cayman islands by email
@Pieguy123456789100
@Pieguy123456789100 6 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious 😂 I love it
@J_C_Richard96
@J_C_Richard96 6 жыл бұрын
Come on Tim why Malaysia
@lizmol-san
@lizmol-san 6 жыл бұрын
Ohkay...it's proved. Even nature is protesting trump. 😔
@saturnchicvt
@saturnchicvt 5 жыл бұрын
Why is Tim dressed like "that guy" from Futurama?
@DeutscherDummer
@DeutscherDummer 6 жыл бұрын
This was actually really funny.
@lostforev3r1
@lostforev3r1 6 жыл бұрын
I give Tim 5 Taxi Medallions out of 5. I immediately fired everyone working for me after he cold called me last week. If you need something buried you'll want a shark to represent you, someone with swagger like a jolly roger stone cold case killer. Tim's that guy! He knows all the tricks, Catch-nda-Kill, Dog-Catching, Self-Encatchment, and more. He's got the charming looks of Eric Trump combined with the body burying skills of Steve Miller. Umm.. oooh, actually also I'm not really a client of his. I mean, sometimes he gives me real estate advice about different locations and stuff, but no third parties involved!.. and um, maybe I gave him $10 bucks once, so I guess maybe there's lawyer-client privilege, but that's all... Flippers don't get strippers TIM!
@zab6217
@zab6217 6 жыл бұрын
A group of sharks is a shiver.
@truthlight2816
@truthlight2816 6 жыл бұрын
Wow Tim the why you hold your face omg. Classic lady's an gents classic.
@undercoverconman
@undercoverconman 5 жыл бұрын
Bring back Tim Baltz !!
@petegromov9037
@petegromov9037 6 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait somebody knows how Deadpool 2 ends???
@Cadrid
@Cadrid 6 жыл бұрын
It's a song-and-dance number led by Hugh Jackman titled "Praise Canada" lampooning the South Park movie's "Blame Canada" singing about how great Canadians--including Ryan Reynolds and Celine Dion--are. Oh! Uh, spoiler alert!
@petegromov9037
@petegromov9037 6 жыл бұрын
Canadian Bacon? Mmm bacon...
@frontallobotomy3481
@frontallobotomy3481 6 жыл бұрын
Future Tim knows
@jondunmore4268
@jondunmore4268 6 жыл бұрын
That's a trick statement: It doesn't end.
@minervaloves
@minervaloves 6 жыл бұрын
😂 sharks 🦈 are coming 😂 😂
@GauravSharma-bk7du
@GauravSharma-bk7du 6 жыл бұрын
What is wrong with tims face? He looks angry and happy at the same time
@MarioQuezada
@MarioQuezada 6 жыл бұрын
2:05 LMAO
@claudettes9697
@claudettes9697 6 жыл бұрын
I think all that paper is a lot of blank pages clipped w one printed page on top.
@poetryaddict1
@poetryaddict1 6 жыл бұрын
Give these guys their own channel
@misscosita691
@misscosita691 6 жыл бұрын
Genius!!!!! 🤣
@Alizardlovesyou
@Alizardlovesyou 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you . Epic skillz
@khashood
@khashood 6 жыл бұрын
Tim is great
@L2.Lagrange
@L2.Lagrange 6 жыл бұрын
Good work boys
@totally-randomenzo7081
@totally-randomenzo7081 6 жыл бұрын
These guys are great.
@barthalen
@barthalen 6 жыл бұрын
Tim Baltz owns.
@brokenclock1967
@brokenclock1967 5 жыл бұрын
how did this show get cancelled?
@jayannakelley9051
@jayannakelley9051 4 жыл бұрын
Now after serving prison time.. Michael has quite the eye opening tell all book about tRump! (10/2020)
@B_Bodziak
@B_Bodziak 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed his book.
@oniniso5825
@oniniso5825 6 жыл бұрын
Tim is my favorite! Ananichekesha sana
@rohypnotist6263
@rohypnotist6263 6 жыл бұрын
Cohen should learn how to make a prison shank
@supersquare
@supersquare 6 жыл бұрын
"The name's Tim, dumbass." i literally cried for 3-4 minutes straight
@JeddtheJedi
@JeddtheJedi 6 жыл бұрын
Can he fix it? Ehhh...
@2011Fatman13
@2011Fatman13 6 жыл бұрын
Where can I get one of those sharkskin speedos?
@lnsflare1
@lnsflare1 6 жыл бұрын
2011Fatman13 From a shark, presumably.
@gerydb
@gerydb 6 жыл бұрын
"(you got law degree in cayman island?) no i but i had it mailed there, it actually printed in a fucked up town in malaysia" LOL
@michaelfarrell4824
@michaelfarrell4824 6 жыл бұрын
If he hates sharks so much why has he filled the white house with them? :/
@spunz83ify
@spunz83ify 6 жыл бұрын
2:05 shud be a friggin whatsapp GIF.
@reachingbeyondskies6908
@reachingbeyondskies6908 6 жыл бұрын
hilarious
@perryi7752
@perryi7752 6 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@notrandom2
@notrandom2 6 жыл бұрын
New Colossus Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame. “Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
@NotHPotter
@NotHPotter 6 жыл бұрын
Mako Wish Foundation
@eq4611
@eq4611 6 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like he would play a good young Bill Burr if the chance arises
@emiranuar4912
@emiranuar4912 6 жыл бұрын
shout out from malaysia
@sparkytdg
@sparkytdg 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, amazing you knew Skyline... I mean compared to Goldstar they suck.LOL However it is impressive you knew what Skyline was.
@mutasimsalah
@mutasimsalah 6 жыл бұрын
why did i get a Russian dead pool Ad when I opend this video lool
@Andrews2490
@Andrews2490 6 жыл бұрын
Trump's swelt 160 pound body LMOF
@zeitGGeist
@zeitGGeist 6 жыл бұрын
remember when Master Class gave Kevin Spacey millions to "tutor" young people in acting?
@ketsuekikumori9145
@ketsuekikumori9145 6 жыл бұрын
I got a rash on my inner thighs from looking at those speedos.
@carlosgonzalez-fy1ye
@carlosgonzalez-fy1ye 6 жыл бұрын
Sharks! Lol! #sharkspeedo
@albirtarsha5370
@albirtarsha5370 6 жыл бұрын
Very funny but would be better with Sam Bee doing counterpoint at the table.
@Sofus.
@Sofus. 6 жыл бұрын
Counterpoints are for the frail, real trump people only need one voice.
@TheGamelover13
@TheGamelover13 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@deadcorpert619
@deadcorpert619 6 жыл бұрын
That’s not Eric trump ?
@dalwinsingh1578
@dalwinsingh1578 6 жыл бұрын
Yo, which town is fucked up in Malaysia. All seems to be cool
@HARSHINYAPNADARAJANAMJ
@HARSHINYAPNADARAJANAMJ 3 жыл бұрын
any malaysians here?
@will7722
@will7722 6 жыл бұрын
Make a nothing little homie
@will7722
@will7722 6 жыл бұрын
Make a key and pele video
@VagrantSoulZ
@VagrantSoulZ 6 жыл бұрын
You bleep 'fuck' but let 'shitty' through? so confused.
@reknown123
@reknown123 6 жыл бұрын
That annoying laugh in the audience...
@feleepe92
@feleepe92 6 жыл бұрын
but wait how is Rachel Crooks qualified to be a senator? and dont give me that " but Trump is also not qualified" i know he is not and I hate Trump but we cant just start electing unqualified people,because that will in turn just give us more Trumps
@feleepe92
@feleepe92 6 жыл бұрын
a law degree for starters since that is a legislature position. And the only thing I hear about Rachel is that she was kissed against her will by Trump
@jadenrivera9101
@jadenrivera9101 6 жыл бұрын
First comment⚡️⚡️⚡️Like it up👍
@begonesoon5864
@begonesoon5864 6 жыл бұрын
this isn't funny
@KyleHohn
@KyleHohn 6 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, this show isn’t funny
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