Tosh.0 - Web Redemption - Football-to-the-Face Girl

[@grimmSOL]

"Other than going to Auburn, what other bad decisions have you made?" "Coming in this show." That trade off was hilarious. XD

[@josephr.2170]

Yeah, too bad it's scripted

[@MusicalSavior23]

@Joe Mendez that wasn't

[@TheTrueNarthumpulous]

"Concussions: You're probably fine." Lmao

[@stephanieann6622]

Narthumpulous I mean it's true though, a concussion is really head pain after an hit to the head. If I flick you in the head and it continues to hurt it would be diagnosed as a concussion. But the more severe ones like the one I ended up having are the ones to worry about, I ended up with a brain bleed and amnesia. Although even if it's just a headache you still should get it checked out because that's all mine was too was a migraine and thankfully the bleeding stopped on its own. My skull is still indented though pretty fucking cool lol.

[@beaulaplume]

@@stephanieann6622 😑👏

[@cgme7076]

“Nothing like making sure your food gets a little colder” 😂😂😂 Best burn, I’ve ever heard, for praying before meals.

[@sammanning6178]

That's what goes through my mind 😂

[@Tzgrey77]

"Who would say something like that? I would, cause it would be a deal breaker." Haha love how brutally honest Daniel Tosh is 😅

[@Fixing_the_system]

"you think it's society keeping women out of the NFL" lol

[@themadclown4077]

Or you know the complete difference in how a male and female body is.

[@georgehornsby6882]

@@themadclown4077 yes that is the joke

[@ddd6180]

Daniel Tosh's hatred for the jets and love for the dolphins makes me eternally happy

[@Cevanfx]

Jake Lazer well he is from Miami

[@SorryBrokencyde]

Cevanfx no he's not, he's from Germany, and raised in Florida

[@AsG_4_]

Jake Lazer good luck selling that town house in Buffalo RREX 😂😂😂

[@igotit1sec966]

Sound like a loser lol

[@brianpeppers8236]

Cevanfx he grew up in Titusville Fl

[@njp02]

When he ran beside her on her 40 yard dash casually 😭

[@rickyt5179]

That clip with the girl punting 😂😂😂😭😵

[@TurboBoostin312]

4:28

[@CannabisMaximus02]

It’d make for a good punt steal

[@bmarkrundle]

She wasn't punting; that was a place kick. 😒

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

Ricky T Almost as funny as gosh being at the start to time her sprint, then running past her and being at the end to stop the stopwatch when she got to the end.

[@joelbaker2785]

That's not a punt jackass

[@nacirema2710]

"She's also the first athlete to ever ace the Wonderlic." lol

[@Engelfinger]

Ryan Fitzpatrick from Harvard did. But he’s a jet

[@SpentSolid1]

The guy in the back with the football was cracking up the whole time

[@hectormontemayor978]

Aaron 1 I was tryna see if someone caught it😂

[@Graymeechtrius]

As a panthers fan... thank you for the ted ginn joke

[@kumar01234]

Cam Kuechly Who cares it's the taints problems now

[@davidjohnson156]

kumar01234 and just had a great season for us and needed yours #who dat P.S. there was an invisible man that pushed Williams out of the way. There is no other explaination NO OTHER I TELL YA!

[@gmonroy852]

"Not my commissioner!" "I'm going to key your car!"

[@yeabro4038]

"concussions, you're probably fine" 🤣🤣

[@dank2459]

"Dropped passes never stopped Ted Ginn Jr from getting paid" as a panthers fan I'm laughing my ass off

[@CSpad]

Lol. Yeah, but he's saying it from a Dolphins fans perspective.. i can relate. Lol

[@613lcd]

"Not draftable but bangable.....lol 😄😅🤣

[@RobinsM]

She is pretty cute tho

[@ericadams214]

She's adorable

[@Freakazoid12345]

Asian butt though.

[@johnboyjr21]

@shakhir r I actually really like her voice idk

[@DonEnzone]

Really cute.

[@GuyFromTheSouth]

And she takes balls to the face well

[@johnwilliams7099]

Nice 80’s phone grab with sweaty palms. Nailed it!

[@emilycress2895]

aww he was flirting so hard 😂❤

[@imhatchmantoo]

What do you do at Auburn? I could hear her thoughts say "drugs, no, don't say that" "drinking, nope" "sex parties, nope" ..... "mudding??" Hahah

[@TheSatan222]

Definitely, unfortunately I work in that city and there isnt anything else to do.

[@rythaguy1893]

Absolutely dead at him giving her the side eye when passing her in the 40😂😂

[@michaelwilliamson7590]

"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia " comes to mind.

[@michaelgallagher6110]

The smile on his face as he passes her 😂😂😂😂

[@brad7566]

"Not my commissioner" lol

[@brice1217]

Still the best auburn receiver out there

[@joshuahand407]

Erik Brice Ledford we caught a few this year

[@ATFPredator]

Bwahahahahahaha

[@JcGrubbsFilms]

"I'm from Chicago, outside Chicago" - Every person from Evanston, Glencoe, Winnetka

[@Deep_Dish]

JcGrubbsFilms, holla from Brookfield!!

[@TWOxTONE_773]

JcGrubbsFilms hello from Logan Square

[@jjondack4032]

Merrillville

[@surreptitiouswritings]

@@TWOxTONE_773 Logan is at least in the city. The rest are the burbs

[@alexfamie5255]

Algen, st.charles,schamburg..

[@jonlandry3751]

"JV Chargers team" hilarious!!

[@JDOUG757]

Somebody said "boom" on impact😂😂😂

[@smoothpotato957]

“You can take a hit” ....... as I watch her fall on the ground and cry 💀

[@fattony123082]

I keep replaying the part where he’s timing her 40 yard dash and he out runs her even though she had such a giant gap. Lmao.

[@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733]

She never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[@skierskater1000]

Small hands, that was her problem

[@oscarf9395]

Sopranos?

[@coreyfrasnelly7364]

Oscar F definitely sopranos lol

[@TheSands83]

Those guys from auburn were 7ft tall some of them

[@travj4450]

Haha

[@v-22]

those sweaty palms didn't help either, haha

[@jtek2259]

She looks like a southern Danerys Targaryen

[@DonEnzone]

KHALEEEEEEEEESSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@TheBattProductions]

She's from Chicago

[@jtek2259]

TheBattProductions I said she sounds like

[@TheBattProductions]

@@jtek2259 Read what you wrote in the OP

[@jtek2259]

TheBattProductions you’re right, I am op

[@w.d.asencios4997]

Most of the things he said on the first minute is so spot on.

[@MrNick-]

5:17 Tosh missed a joke, he could’ve said “that’s why you didn’t catch the ball”

[@helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316]

She caught it though, with her face

[@snack4458]

I love that tosh shows that the people in the video are actually fine people and we are the idiots for having all these questions.

[@xmagic2323]

I love tosh as an actor

[@kevinwatkins4833]

That was 8 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

[@thejigisup]

Those southern jokes killed

[@metou3072]

6:30-6:40...after I saw how her form running... interest just left me without saying goodbye

[@ourempire13]

Watching it in slow motion at the 14 thru 16 second mark is just the best That shit flies so fast right between her hands as her face makes the football go from 200 mph to zero in one hilarious second

[@joshmulligan950]

OMG that intro tho 😂😂😂

[@phillipclements282]

I love her personality

[@adamhill5563]

I was at this game. And yes everyone laughed.

[@mattyice1151]

You can tell Tosh actually watches football lol

[@fatpowerful]

I remember watching this live. Hell of a game as well.

[@johnboykin3128]

I love a woman who excitedly takes balls to the face and screams about it

[@notgreg6828]

"Jv chargers team" ahahaha

[@byronairfun]

I love how the mom he told her son is slow is trying not to laugh 😂

[@Spence937]

I love the subtle diss towards religious people praying. Hilarious

[@sleepybowakunga6907]

bro I wish I could talk to someone like that, hes sooo smooth

[@futbolusa]

She dished it out pretty good. Props.

[@molasorrosalom4846]

She's wife material

[@TheRealAVTV]

Imagine being one of those actors during the skit lol

[@nathansotir5633]

I feel the sweaty hands thing lol sometimes I leave sweat on the counter cause my hands are leakin it posses me off

[@jacksonbatson1150]

I think Daniel Carlson could literally kick someone’s heart out.

[@nedisahonkey]

Can't believe NO ONE laughed at that Ted Ginn joke.

[@theraginggam3r679]

Anyone else notice the OJ look alike at the table on the left 😂😂

[@carolynmmitchell2240]

ThE RaGiNg GaM3R no that was actually him

[@TheRegularNobody]

he had that failed kickoff footage queued up lol

[@UbiquitousShow]

Why tosh run past her! Lmao haha

[@ryanisnerdy5186]

I feel Tosh took it light, which is kind of him flirting, maybe?

[@uncle1886]

RyanIsNerdy maybe? 100% flirting with her lolol. We now know his type. Blonde 7’s with a bit extra on em. Nice teeth and down to earth. Also laughed at a school shooting joke. She’s like his dream girl. Also much younger than him. Homerun.

[@SoulKingBK]

Mike Rotch what’s a blonde 7?

[@uncle1886]

Deadprez101 a blonde woman. Who is 7 out of 10 on the hot scale. Come on man....

[@uncle1886]

Riley P correction. 5s are best. A few drinks and they’re 8s, with the low self esteem of a 5. Ah-thatsa-beeiiingo!

[@OneTrickBrett]

Mike Rotch he’s married i think

[@DemitriBrownComedy]

The Rams comment hurt for a second, then he called the Chargers JV and I was okay. But I wanna say they both made the playoffs that year or the next year.

[@moflyboyblanquito541]

Lol did she almost fall at the end when she was walking away?? That would have been hilarious.

[@OmegaGreedAK47]

"good luck trying to sell your town house in Buffalo.".....Damn....... And I'm from Buffalo.

[@princessbuttercup8954]

I'm in Alabama and I went to Auburn and she is right there is nothing in the state except mud unless you live at the beach which I do.

[@GoingNorthObv]

So you go sanding instead

[@molasorrosalom4846]

Beaches are awesome though

[@joshuaward692]

She is actually a pretty cool and down to earth girl. She can take a hit and a joke.

[@connerenglish2135]

She called it!!! Female kickers! 😂😂

[@ejn1011]

Did anyone else get a commercial starring Daniel Tosh before watching Daniel Tosh video?

[@luciferStar420]

It’s crazy how adrenaline makes it to where you don’t feel shit when you get hit by something or punched. Well that’s it for me at least. Some people can take a hit some can’t.

[@billtthatsme]

I like how this girl handled Daniel

[@yessiricatchvibes351]

The sports joke are funny the ted ginn one ginn one got me

[@nedisahonkey]

Fullmetaljango unchained They go over the head of most of the audience sadly.

[@bikebudha01]

Tosh was a master of asking the un-askable questions, but in the nicest ways...

[@aniimusic1]

All these people making blonde jokes or south jokes, but she was actually pretty well spoken in this and knew how to take being the butt of the joke, so probs to her!

[@stllbreathnbut_y1844]

Ani Rose she did think that society is the reason women aren't in the NFL though...

[@coledavlan1711]

Well she’s from Chicago, not the south.

[@kentoncarter1103]

Wow you think she knew how to take a joke she seemed really spaced out like she just smoked a ton of weed.

[@theruoc147]

I love his 80s cell phone.

[@Enzombie]

cute and funny , I like ths girl

[@self_aware_brokenness3005]

female college student = vocal fryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@joellanderson5137]

😖😖😖

[@ricktorrico9484]

Daniel should be running for President

[@imhatchmantoo]

There's nothing wrong with praying, I mean, it doesn't work.. nothing like making sure your food gets a little bit colder.

[@fernandomelgar892]

Damn he was spitting straight truth in the beginning

[@pevsfreedom]

sitting here in my bathrobe all of a sudden i feel better about myself

[@ashton_stubbie]

“From oklahoma university, Joe Mixon”

[@Nicholas5c]

weight "none of your business" hahaha

[@deadaccount7520]

Skills like that make me doubt the existence of Amazonians

[@markanthony1004]

Not as funny as I thought it would be, buuut worth watching.

[@blackphillip8519]

I liked it except for the last part I want to see her actually catch a kick-off but it might be too dangerous lol cuz she might get hit in the face again

[@kstateman1493]

markanthony1004 It's funny as hell if you are a sports nut!

[@strokerace4765]

I saw this when it happened!

[@theprofessorslover6946]

The Baylor joke was hilarious in the hidden message Tosh had behind it . . .

[@hayatkhan-mt7gp]

Baylor is famous for?

[@rachels4884]

Hey man (when I say Hey man, I am speaking to the collective reality that is mankind) .... we NEED Daniel back.

[@ellaninyo3580]

My wife left me I'm not in a good place Idk why that character with the wig and that statment was so kick funnier than rest of skit 🤣

[@teddywestside4816]

I have no idea what you said.

[@JJohnkkttran]

Oh god, I was watching "the whistle goes 'woo woo'", how the fuck did I end up here?

[@smashchamp117]

Tosh was trying to pull some moves on her

[@criple2468]

Was at this taping, pretty cool

[@brycenewsom3014]

I like how he put Joe Mixon as the number one draft pick!! Boomer Sooner

[@DJ_Suckafree]

W

[@parrishking4746]

"I got it!"

[@jamesonbornholdt7302]

"With the way society is going, yes" CRIIIIIIIINGE

[@pdela3454]

I’m from Chicago says every child from the suburbs

[@cheeno84]

Her handy j's must be phenomenal!

[@ATFPredator]

I'll test out that theory for you. Where was her hometown again? Gotta arrange a "meetup".

[@GoingNorthObv]

AFTPredator spoken like a true virgin

[@uncle1886]

He’s totally just hitting on her after a few minutes lol. We watched a first date. And I’m totally ok with it.

[@smhgaming3259]

He is married He ain't smashing

[@mattkominsky7308]

I just realized the kicker was Daniel Carlson

[@jacobeaglin1162]

I WAS AT THAT GAME

[@BamaAngler]

Well she catches about the same as the receivers on the Auburn team. Roll Tide!!

[@Gkirb1]

War Damn Eagle

[@priedthirdeye]

Is that Al Sharpton sitting on Daniel’s left?