Tosh.0 - CeWEBrity Profile - High School Football Fan

Daniel and an unexpectedly vocal high school football fan prepare for the biggest game of the season.
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Tosh.0 is a weekly topical series hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh that delves into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the medically inadvisable. Through segments like Video Breakdown, 20 Seconds on the Clock and Web Redemption, Tosh has established himself as the preeminent expert on exhibitionist weirdos, injurious idiots and the best worst things on the web.
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[@bennyrocha2795]

"sink your tooth into that."

[@tsuplee18]

+Benny Rocha best part

[@razor3535]

I fuckin lost it

[@TheonlythingIcanthinkofisthatt]

The cool thing is we faced Haskell and kicked ass

[@chrisstjohn7899]

Psychotic Clown. same haskell sucks.

[@thumbsdown7684]

Chris Stjohn I know but the reffs tried to help them out

[@ELITESrBAMOFOS945]

Gotta say, the guy has passion.

[@sashacalo1485]

jjkl mI o

[@zenaidaaaaaaa]

I have mentioned him

[@syeph]

Samuel Markert I know this guy

[@rayhananugrah8130]

oDreamWoRk man, fuck you.. let the guy live.

[@ryze9153]

oDreamWoRk *diabeetus*

[@metroboomhauer]

He looked familiar cuz he looks like Meatwad from Aqua Teen.

[@Yamaha350w]

😂😂😂😂fuking talks like him too

[@AI_BigY]

This is one of the most underrated comments on KZbin.

[@tobysalvaje4511]

Metro Boomhauer fuuuuuck he does 😂

[@MusicMan3]

Lmao best comment

[@gregoryblount9264]

Holy shit he does, sounds just like him too.

[@CoOzEbOy1]

I lost my shit (on the bus) when Tosh said "sink your tooth into that!" 😅😂

[@ariclannon6134]

I waz weak as fuck bruh

[@deadmeatjb]

School bus or poor?

[@thomasparsons5700]

My cousin played for the Knox city greyhounds. I've been there. The entire town is basically the length of a football field

[@SpurAmerica806]

Thomas Parsons i met that guy back in 2011 at a track meet in Knox City, i live 60 miles west of there

[@cgh7337]

Is he really like that?

[@druesirmons3841]

I've seen him at a store there I go through there when I go to midland

[@gz2843]

Drue Sirmons do you know Clay Douglas from big spring?

[@otismyman5112]

@Heather Cremins Good!

[@thecampfire4877]

"250.." "Close, 330." ....

[@LAIDBACKMANNER]

...The tooth is I respect that joke.

[@cwatson42785]

tooth be told me too.

[@cen]

+Chris Watson I can't handle tooth

[@sealevelcain4664]

LAIDBACKMANNER Speak the tooth baby ! Woo Hoo !!!

[@Otterbox123]

Bro this man snapped so hard with the baby Ruth Goonies reference.

[@nickhammond1249]

😂😂😂😂

[@stevietonche]

He came in to Lowe's today here in Abilene, and I helped him with some tile. Nicest guy you will ever meet.

[@elcheche6561]

Tosh or chad?

[@wlmblsffflions4691]

@@elcheche6561 we both know Tosh couldn't tile if his nuts depended on it.

[@aaronobrien105]

He seems so

[@mrs.chandler9384]

He died 4 years ago.

[@tcxbeast]

@@mrs.chandler9384 source?

[@TheCaptain008]

Tosh is so tactful. It's a really great skill. You can sense how condescending his questions are. But just the same, they're just right for the victim to get into it and answer. A wonderful entertaining balance.

[@JohnDoe-zq1ho]

Tosh's writers* are so tactful.

[@austinbechtel419]

John Doe delivery is far more important when it comes to the perceived intent from both the questioned and the audience.

[@knowitallnyc3241]

TheCaptain008 😂😂😂😂💯 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWiUaWWjg8qknK8

[@sagemood]

Lol "victim"

[@redwood1133]

You’re suggesting that these ppl are all nutz.. imagine a world full of you’s.

[@bigoldinosaur]

That Michele Obama joke was frickin hilarious.

[@caramonmajere447]

I just wish Daniel had called it, Michael, instead.

[@phillyfan18769]

Cuz manchelle obama a Man

[@michaelkuhns6997]

That Lou Holtz sign was pretty fucking funny

[@alexfenn8333]

Is that the coal miner from incredibles?

[@spencerc2976]

That was literally my first thought

[@alexfenn8333]

+Ultra Fancy Man dude im dying i wrote this so long ago

[@spencerc2976]

+alex fenn Nah

[@PanchoSquad]

Lol, I thought that too

[@blade9852]

+alex fenn nah the coalminer from atlantis

[@NORTEskXIV]

I sat next to Chad on a plane from Texas to La. Haha he told me he was going to start on a comedy central show, I said oh that's cool. My mind is blown. He smelt like cheetos and Sprite

[@SethHixie]

That may have just been the plane

[@jamiemartin8870]

Omg. He tells him to sink his tooth into the food. I love it.

[@drphot6050]

The whole tooth and nothin but the tooth!

[@NFS305]

😍

[@tim4real657]

You're cute

[@michaelking612]

You're GORGEOUS!!!

[@firemusic82]

He reminds me a lot of Sloth from The Goonies.

[@tylerdickerson4585]

+Edward James That was my exact thought! HEY YOU GUYS

[@fatpowerful]

BABY RUTH!!!!

[@sydIRISH]

+Edward James "Mama, you've been bad...."

[@REFL0X]

+Edward James That's why he was eating a Baby Ruth in the last segment, and why the camera was deliberately poised to center on it.

[@claytonbrown7120]

He should interview more Trump voters like this

[@markyncole]

It's physically impossible to NOT stare at his tooth

[@gman212121]

The Knox City Greyhounds are no match against Polk High. They once had a player who scored four touchdowns in a single game ;)

[@jamesgray7064]

G Man Polk*

[@cynabun9869]

LOLOLOL This comment right here is what gives me faith in humanity

[@RETRO_BELL]

G Man Bundy

[@lcelis2981]

G Man Jesuit and Skyline are the teams that put Polk High down and Allen is good too.

[@johncaprachi8758]

The "I made love to my science teacher" sign in the background tho

[@Jgrimwald]

I like to re-watch this one. Guy is a great sport. Hilarious every time.

[@SoSickRick]

The Kirk Herbstreit hair has me dying 😂

[@andywilliamsflorida]

And the Lou Holtz sign in the background is amazing. "I schlove Shlou Holchtz".

[@Nouta1]

I'm missing the same tooth and I rolled laughing at "the tooth of the matter is" 😂😂😂 I love how it took the audience a second to laugh lol

[@mattisnotblack]

That's white ruckus from boondocks lol

[@andywilliamsflorida]

Oh my god, the sign in the background is amazing! It took me a minute to realize they were making fun of Lou Holtz's lisp, but when I got it, I lost it. And Tosh's Kirk Herbstreit hair? Amazing! Well done guys!

[@kingaza7734]

"Oh yea sink your tooth inna that" bruh I bust out laughing dude do only got tooth showing 😂😂😂😭

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

lol, Tosh lowballing the guy's weight to make him feel better... He really is a softie at heart.

[@isaacbrown4506]

No one else is going to point out the fact that Tosh said he can't be near the field when the kids come out and then dude was off listening to the radio?

[@ejerome1664]

The baby Ruth is a next level detail😂

[@insolentish4529]

Goonies remake here we come

[@yusukeurameshi1125]

That forgetting the Titans joke was gold 🥇

[@53knights]

Lol! The desk says "F-ESPN"

[@drphot6050]

Ikr lol

[@aPheonixRises]

Thespian

[@ilikechocolatemilk5456]

I GO TO CHURCH WITH THIS MAN 🤣🤣🤣

[@jameshendruck4178]

Hi he is cool as hell can u help me to talk with him

[@3pac1995]

3:48 sign in the back isn't blurred 6:48 same sign is now blurred

[@USMCButtons]

The Baby Ruth is a nod to Sloth from the Goonies... I appreciate this.

[@brownieelf6171]

This guy was born to be in the pro wrestling business.

[@CoOzEbOy1]

Always wondered what happened to Sloth from The Goonies!

[@crowes42]

Co⊙zeB○Yz He's Dead. Sloth was played by John Matuszak. He had an overdose of propoxyphene

[@jho8134]

Bwahahaha!

[@Ryguy-lg2xz]

Co⊙zeB○Yz on meth

[@CaptainRandom69]

Wrocky wroad

[@WinkLinkletter]

That Haskel High School bit was too much!

[@begs100]

This dude would be amazing as a side kick on the show! Is just nuts enough but sane enough to add some colour commentary

[@brownieelf6171]

I think about “High School High School” at least once a week. 😂

[@jellyfoxmusic]

Tosh never punches down. I really love that about him.

[@Thebrosifcraft143]

am i the only one who recognized that fiesta mexican pizza from school???

[@TravisHeck]

Pittsburg Ca and we had them. My favorite

[@quesoritoandablunt]

u fat fuck

[@mrspook7393]

I noticed that too they were good...

[@ljplatano14]

"Human can opener",,,,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lostsurfer3883]

Loved the subtle sloth from Goonies reference lol

[@holyone9553]

“Is that a Knox city greyhound or a Throckmorton greyhound I don’t really care as long as it covers your face” 😂😂😂😂😂 ROFL

[@TheWinnipegdude]

Some great tooth jokes Daniel!

[@RamiroBelmaresJr]

"Highschool high school" xD

[@memoryhero]

"I don't really care as long as it covers your face." Daniel always gets in those quick, under-radar jabs.

[@jarry1595]

Seems like a nice genuine guy

[@tcmyrick]

why not help this guy get dental implants

[@zh3497]

Because then how would he make his money?

[@blakecorea1512]

@pat 904 why TF should they? Lol shut yo sensitive ass up

[@andresmacias1319]

thats his own problem

[@mcnastyboy6920]

He Sounds like the guy from the human centipede

[@maestrocrone]

6:14 From your tooth to gods ear 😂😂😂

[@FreeFallingAir]

Boy...my High School needed this guy

[@gtrtim1833]

lol at his highlights. I'm not sure how many picked up on that. ESPN anchor dig for sure.

[@TheBillybob789]

Holy shit this guy was at a summer camp I went to. Guy was a riot!

[@dynastycentral464]

I'm going to be on the Knox City football next year!!! Excited

[@gregorycastorena2708]

Lol knox city sucks ass

[@TheLoccCodyGee]

When he put the mascot helmet on I was like Cermits is that you lol 😂💀💀

[@elibracey5569]

i loved the low key sloth from the goonies reference with the baby ruth

[@Lou13Cyf3r]

remember the video of the older guy getting too emotional over wrestling?? "it's still real to me dammit" 😂😂

[@kevinkarakoudas4423]

Sink your tooth into that lmfao I just died

[@raymondschricker8040]

So, he used to weigh 330 pounds? From the look of his mouth, i was thinking more like 230 (tooth hurty).

[@ositovertiz8321]

He said i dont care as long as it covering you're face 😂😂😂👌

[@alexcherfan7762]

I didn't know they were making another "the hills have eyes".

[@dimitrov505z8]

Tosh is a fucking savage lol

[@OneTyler2Many]

I had to rewind when he said where he lived so I wouldn't have to be worried.

[@Chronicedits]

That Friday Night Lights Reference 😂

[@jebvoorhees125]

He needs to try pro wrestling. He has decent promo skills.

[@rpreslar8595]

I live 20 minutes from Throckmorton and I can promise you there isn't any black kids.... Funny sketch though!

[@kenneth8370]

Really that must be a very small student body in rural town if they only 6 man football

[@gregorycastorena2708]

+Kenneth Jackson I think throckmorton is racist town

[@franklincarlisle6102]

Throckmorton is a very racist town lol

[@janordanu2008]

There was a guy like this in my school that treated the basketball players like celebrities. And it was so cringy because he was the same age as them

[@lewisfelan7654]

Tony romo joke was hilarious.

[@InkkTV]

That moment when Titusville High actually won the game

[@tyrinscott6893]

You go where? "Hathcool, Highscooth

[@jhyland87]

"Sink your tooth into that" lmao

[@stephencepregi762]

"ya nearly did.. ahhh". Hilarious

[@adamdiaz7894]

Love this guy! Best episode!

[@adamdiaz7894]

Or the guy from the goonies!

[@samuelking4723]

He sounds like the villain at the end of The Incredibles in the huge drill

[@uncannydeathbirdmusic]

😂 I thought something else with the kid in the trunk guess he did the nasty before 😂

[@brandodurham]

From your tooth to god’s ears 😂

[@loveskwomen]

Highschool, Highschool? = Comedy gold! hahahahaha

[@bigazzasian]

My boi Tosh bringing back the frost look!!!

[@FirstLast-il6ok]

Love this guy. Amazing personality!

[@key8390]

Those people in the background look like their arms are getting tired from holding up those signs lol

[@brodyszone157]

I love how equal tosh treats everyone

[@xaniel3189]

These are legit high schools I go to Titusville high

[@pockmock11]

no you don't

[@babe2you]

he said from your tooth to God's ear!!! 💀💀💀💀

[@SCOODAMcGOODA]

"But the tooth is.." lol

[@civiSapper]

"I'll be doing my part listening on the radio!!"

[@ReggyRy]

“Nearly” 😂

[@kylenoe2234]

I bet to differ tosh. He used to play a role in goonies and was fed a baby Ruth to his crying delight.

[@mudboy8059]

i cant believe they let this guy around high school children

[@xX-qw4of]

I dont think they do....

[@albertomontano1225]

"Hey youuuuu guyyyssss" dude looks just like Sloth from the Goonies

[@SocalCoyote]

Those sign holders lol

[@h.thumbsthomas5479]

“250?” “Close! 330” 😂

[@jamesonbornholdt7302]

Does he play the underminer in The Incredibles?

[@ac3tate909]

This guy is absolutely awesome

[@aravindkannoly2909]

Hey isn't that Waukee's helmet at the end? The yellow and purple one on the right? Cool I go there my self:)

[@drewwar9344]

ok that wasn't close

[@nrg6245]

Daniels hair reference 😂😂😂😂😂

[@horbolhomestead4896]

Clear eyes, one tooth, can't lose.

[@ryanmendez7654]

I'm from haskell tx as well boy I tell ya Friday he at that game yelling HIT SOMEBODY

[@whiteyfisk9769]

Hes going this hard this still?? Jeezus Chrest

[@MartinAston00]

Hahahahahahaha!!! The FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS part !! Fucking classic.... this man was hilarioius as well, but there are a lot of people like him that are the same way about Tx high school football.

[@isaacriojas3205]

Same bro