How Do 90% of Americans Have Jobs? - Daniel Tosh

Daniel Tosh wonders why Americans still think they live in the greatest country in the world and tries to understand how so many people are employed. (Contains strong language.)
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[@californiarollwithramensea8220]

This whole skit has aged incredibly well.

[@todo8328]

No... it’s just that nothing has changed.

[@cochisenahuh7939]

@@todo8328 ouch meh truth hurts!!!

[@mndeg]

Not at all. He referenced a lie about foxconn. The suicide rate there is lower than the avg of US cities. It was all just US propaganda. This is just more of the same. Virtual signaling about black people and racism against Asians.

[@ogaje4944]

mndeg nah it’s actually stand up comedy boss. Don’t take it too seriously sped boy.

[@xavieral-belletah1959]

Ogaje ONG

[@KipperSkipp]

As a person from Kansas I can confirm we have no internet.

[@youtubeaddictive7429]

KipperSkipp how you watching this dang video than?

[@KipperSkipp]

@@youtubeaddictive7429 magic

[@josephthegod3514]

KipperSkipp yeehaw dust

[@briguy459]

Did you snail mail this to someone in MO & they had to go to the library to post it for you?

[@janetmiller2160]

😉 I live right next door to Kansas. Not long ago this county had spots with no cell phone signal. The West is different, tG.

[@bentoomet8805]

This is one of the best specials ever. Literally non-stop, every single sentence is it’s own joke. True talent.

[@Tential1]

Definitely, amazing.

[@tpearl9976]

Tosh needs to do another stand up, the world needs his dark humor more than ever right now

[@savage_the_wild]

He's letting 2022 write his material for him 🤣

[@ryanboughton3577]

He has an awesome pod now

[@tbaxter07]

​​@@ryanboughton3577Hes also touring right now. I just attended one of his (sold out) shows in California and he was absolutely hilarious. It was genuinely one of his funniest stand ups he's ever done. The guy just oozes comedy. He truly does have a talent. Some comedians are funny because they tell funny jokes. Tosh is funny because he's genuinely a hilarious person who can just talk for 90 minutes and be funny the entire time. There's a select few comedians who are actually funny people on and off the stage. Tosh and Bill burr are at the top of that list.

[@nickthenang]

Tosh doesn’t do stand up , he just talks to himself on stage for an hour (and it’s hilarious)

[@mynameiskurpesh4287]

And it’s amazing

[@timopper5488]

Nick Carey That’s what stand-up IS.

[@darrkstarg]

Right... so that whole audience wasn't laughing their asses off the whole time. Nick, that doesn't make any sense at all..... you jealous much?

[@junkboxhero4825]

Oh, it's that easy, huh? Why don't you do it, post it too so we can all laugh at you (while you fail, lol).

[@Julie-jq1sy]

He does sound like he's just talking to himself, but he's just reading the audience to see if descent jokes will work. He's OK for a comedian. When you hit around age 30 or less, you've probably heard all this stuff before. Even at parties. Or a slow day at work. There are way funnier comics.

[@foxfiresidechats5227]

“There’s a fine between sarcasm and “oo this feels like a rally” “

[@jorgepadilla9945]

yup.. i heard it too...

[@joeanthony419]

Lmfao

[@clarkwilmerding4343]

Toob247 Toob247 mate really why would you put that here

[@uzumakiangelus]

@@clarkwilmerding4343 Cos he's a tool. That's why

[@clarkwilmerding4343]

uzumakiangelus lmao it got taken down serves him right

[@nthomas87]

I’m always surprised that Tosh is never brought up on top comedian lists. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t get into the public eye much that he’s overlooked. His specials easily stand up to every other overpriced production.

[@duckjab1117]

He literally had a show that Comedy Central milked to death. the reason he never lasted is because he only focuses on offensive and racial comedy. It got old after about 2 years.

[@robertarnott3210]

@@duckjab1117 what was offensive about this?

[@duckjab1117]

@@robertarnott3210 wasn’t really referring to this bit, was more talking about his show

[@animalsmistakenformonsters1492]

@@duckjab1117 You literally said he only focuses on those things.

[@jigglypuff3311]

@@duckjab1117 the comment is referring to his standup, not his tv show. Read THEN type, ya?

[@PuntItPoker]

After watching standup for a while, i can confidently say this is one of the best sets ive watched

[@hodlwise2470]

"You start hearing a couple of yeehaws, trouble's a brewing...." LMFAO

[@Katarinarabbit]

Hodl Wise 😂😂😂

[@TruckaBrotha12]

😂😂😂

[@michaelblockley3910]

So,true

[@conniethompson6976]

🙌🏾😆🤣🤣

[@TruckaBrotha12]

I think i did hear Richard Pryor tell this joke now that you mention it! 🤔🤔🤔

[@HolyToledo]

“Sorry boss, just needed some fresh air” 😆😆

[@troythatcher4673]

That the only thing I even smirked at

[@b.escobar2061]

@@troythatcher4673 sucks to be you then..😐

[@368carameldelux]

Back to making Americans more stuff, you've got it!! 🤣🤣

[@HolyToledo]

@@368carameldelux baahahahahahahaha

[@kingayy9267]

@B.escobar20 People like that are odd. "Look at me! I'm less easily amused than others!" As if they think it reflects well on them.

[@gagedeskeere9546]

“Maybe you should be locked up for 6 months” is extremely underrated, the audience didn’t even catch it

[@Xarxes968]

This hits so many amazing points so perfectly and so fast in the first 5 and a half minutes.... I've seen this performance before at least three times but like so many things it is more relevant now than ever.

[@Fearless3773]

“I didn’t get here because I worked hard, I have a gift from God.”

[@Vinkie]

Good ol' American Exceptionalism...

[@lastplayer5838]

Yeah we all watched the video

[@itsgrey8135]

Sums up my "Art" and why I hate every fucking piece of paper I doodle on

[@maxdurk4624]

I like how you know he's not kidding either lmao

[@maxdurk4624]

@@Vinkie He's talking about himself, not the country lol. I question whether you watched the video

[@munyumbamutwale2985]

as a black man I will, 100%, say the Slavery Joke was hilarious.

[@DanielleASMR]

I laughed, but also cringed waiting for it to go south fast 😂

[@CatmanJimbo]

@@DanielleASMR "go south" LMAOOO well played

[@joeymurdazalotmore6355]

@@CatmanJimbo LMFAO god damn

[@GenesisYout]

munyumba mutwale agreed

[@lamarkpowells]

I screamed lol

[@JoelBebo]

How have I never seen Daniel’s standup until now? This guys is so naturally funny!

[@sarahhayes9906]

Daniel Tosh is a living legend. Not EVERYONE can pull his jokes off. Lol

[@dennisobannon2328]

❤ you are beautiful

[@jobordonaro6665]

"There's a fine line between appreciating the sarcasm and oooo this feels like a rally"

[@xtzyshuadog]

Tosh has the comedy needed for 2010s, for the personal technology generation

[@oliverklozhoff]

I think I hear a snowflake

[@jeffthevomitguy1178]

Oliver Klozhoff 6:18

[@oliverklozhoff]

But i'm glad you're on watch ivory 👉👌

[@oliverklozhoff]

I didn't lose anything, cept your mom's speed pipe

[@slopper]

Daniel, Trey, and Matt must have back problems from carrying Comedy Central for so many years

[@Jason_Van_Stone]

🤣🤣

[@imtrying2969]

You can hardly consider carrying something downhill "work." I, however, have a neck problem trying to avoid the fuckers whenever they pop up on tv.

[@jaydavids6485]

@@sp2817 - the only good shit was: John Stewart, Colbert Report and South Park. The rest was always bullshit.

[@lzamora470]

@@jaydavids6485 chapelle show mind of mencia

[@jaydavids6485]

@@lzamora470 overrated. But Chappelle got better over time

[@jasonavina8135]

Arguably the best comedian of the 2010's.

[@lucidlizard13]

He's too good at feigning apathy. His empathy bleeds through subtly. He seems to be expressing a deeper sincerity in a very sarcastic way that most people probably don't catch.

[@apothecurio]

Yes, there is a huge difference between the offensive jokes of bill burr, and the offensive jokes of Tosh. Tosh always, always punches from below.

[@maxverstappen2713]

@@apothecurio Bill Burr's jokes are offensive now?

[@apothecurio]

@@maxverstappen2713 I've watched a good bit of him and he just gives off a "old man yells about things he doesn't understand". It's really popular with people who are bad at understanding things.

[@davidgreenberg4761]

@@apothecurio it’s also really popular with people who like comedy

[@kingBing101]

@@maxverstappen2713he just makes jokes for people who don’t understand most things

[@Lilyyloll]

"there's a fine line between sarcasm an a ralley" felt that

[@PatRiot-]

Payt Heff honestly that was one of the most carefully crafted bits I’ve seen tosh do Let’s also consider we can be quite sure that audience isn’t majority African American Especially not in San Francisco where this was probably filmed

[@Lilyyloll]

PatRiot i want more like minded individuals in my life... will give me reason to stop cutting myself

[@fabrizi7362]

Payt Heff 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ you are a loser. Carry on

[@sweetdezzy100]

@Hater Oftheleft are you a english teacher

[@sweetdezzy100]

@Hater Oftheleft loser

[@paultrigger3798]

Not only is this top-tier writing but some of these jokes require perfect delivery to pull it off

[@leq6992]

That's what's insane about top tier comics. I can be pretty witty and decently funny, but I can barely get through a lazy conversation with my wife sometimes without misspeaking or transposing words lol. To be able to pull off these jokes in front of thousands of people, with perfect timing, delivery, and not a single misstep in speech is mind boggling.

[@despa2336]

You're profile picture definitely made me think there was a hair on my screen. Idk if that was intended, but good job to you sir

[@BmHabib017]

I fell for your profile picture

[@paulchristman2456]

Paul Trigger One can hear examples of "top tier writing" such as this while standing in the check out line at a 7-11. Heterosexual male humour is about as funny as dysentery or war.

[@paultrigger3798]

@@paulchristman2456 lol isn't there an echo chamber subreddit you should be on right now?

[@KHN.RVA.28]

The fact this is still relevant and he's not bein Cancelled or wasn't is showing how great the delivery is

[@BigMoney23223]

One of his very first standups is still hilarious today. He is truly a G.O.A.T

[@jhonsmith3056]

“ You start hearing a couple yeehaws troubles abrewing “

[@kraze4kicks822]

Tru

[@Supernaught00]

I'm from Nebraska. 100% accurate.

[@chriswiggins1679]

From Alabama 1000% right.

[@chrisiviv9098]

Yee Haw!!!!

[@Nytephyre]

Lol nah. That just means you're around kind people. It's when you hear BLM that you should worry. They're still out there beating people and destroying things.

[@zackspillane7257]

This is from his special "People Pleaser" in 2015 for anyone wondering. Whole thing is gold

[@suithegodd4108]

they are kinda changed a little

[@sdude009]

TY! I was wondering.

[@ibieiniid4240]

I was pleasantly surprised. I had gotten sick of him from Tosh.0 but this standup convinced me otherwise.

[@jessicaa138]

Where can we find it ? I tried looking for the whole thing on here but couldnt find it.

[@RobbyBoy167]

searched the comments for this. Thanks so much man

[@davidwalsh9547]

Nails life to-a-'T'.....every time, so relatable. Love the "hush-hush" topics no one is suppose to talk about, but he sheds light on. Like THE-MAN Dave Chapelle!!! LEGENDS!!!

[@VaSTI_97]

Tosh didn’t get enough credit for stand up this is hysterical

[@springroll58]

In my humble opinion, I think this is one of the greatest standup sets of the decade

[@braedenwilliams6339]

Absolute GOLD. The way he seamlessly eviscerates the abundance of mind numbing, ridiculous naivete present in our social constructs- all while remaining confident as ever is much needed- It takes a superb emotional IQ to perfectly articulate what every rational person is already thinking on a daily basis.. Genius

[@j-wei4603]

@@pervyboy69 2nd fiddle to Daniel but Caligula was flames

[@drew7155]

Bet I know who you voted for

[@springroll58]

@@drew7155 who?

[@drew7155]

@@springroll58 who did you vote for? I'll let you know if I was correct 😉

[@InterventionBeast420]

"It's been 22 days since our last horrible thing". Well, this hasn't aged well.

[@bio9leader60]

School is CANCELLED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CORONA

[@charleschristensen8556]

Less than that

[@sephyowns]

@@bio9leader60 Were you just trying to tell everyone that you're a teenager?

[@commanderjor4043]

@@sephyowns colleges are closed as well lmao

[@sephyowns]

@@commanderjor4043 A college kid would say "Classes" are cancelled, not school.

[@nicolebogda1482]

Simply timeless~ Tosh is such an amazing comedian, I hope he never pulls his “punches”- because honesty makes the best comedy!

[@strubelig]

7:39 "I didn't get here because I work hard. I have a gift from God." 😂😂😂😂

[@andycockrum1212]

Damn, haven’t seen tosh in forever. This shit is hilarious

[@iamjamesmix]

This special was from like 2 years ago.

[@40krocks21]

The special is called people pleaser and people have uploaded it on KZbin(you may need have to speed it up to 1.5 or something but it’s still good) or on Spotify! But ya this special is great!

[@iamjamesmix]

@@40krocks21 People please! People...please! People please. People please? People, please, it's called People Pleaser.

[@40krocks21]

Brick Frog Mix ha whoops didn’t realize I missed the r. Thanks for the correction:)

[@iamjamesmix]

@@40krocks21 There are a lot of different ways to change the meaning of people please. haha, just having fun.

[@connormars3473]

This is great. He picks on EVERYONE, equal discrimination.

[@Kay0Bot]

Eh I am fine when comedians picks on one race.

[@vallov4188]

This with making fun of their own just a bit more is how I know it is light-hearted and done right.

[@gondor532]

idk, he seems quite self hating

[@augustbaptiste9001]

The point the ending joke is making fun of white people.

[@James6923.]

@conner mausolf Dude, you have the same exact last name as my best friend! Crazy 😎😁

[@johntotten7764]

I swear this skit ages like wine it's even more hilarious now 😂

[@hamishgaffaney5323]

It's aged very nicely

[@ahjort100]

"Sorry boss, just needed some fresh air!" 😄🤣😂

[@aaronlevy6054]

I met Daniel Tosh once, at a club on Melrose, he was overtly human.

[@simcraft9060]

@Flenif2247 And the rest we will never know...

[@malibucomic2167]

Which club?

[@aaronlevy6054]

@@malibucomic2167 a restaurant/bar at the corner of Melrose and I think Alta Vista, not a dedicated comedy club but they had a comedy night at least back in 2014 when I met Tosh, I used to go to the improv every Wednesday and met so many talented stand-ups but Tosh I met down the street. I asked him why he shifted his style so much from his earliest standup to his show, and he told me that if he did the content that way the audience would eat him alive, smart man 😎

[@malibucomic2167]

Aaron Levy cool thanks man, you still do comedy? I mean prior to covid obviously and plan to after?

[@Pepilepsy]

I've read he is just a fantastic and kind person. On his shows, he was always so generous to his guests no matter who it was. Paints a picture of who he is compared to some others.

[@Dehmitz]

2:38 I roll my eyes when the media interviews someone accused of a crime, and the person says, "But he was such a good neighbor." The standard for being a good neighbor is pretty low.

[@LadyPinkster]

@@derekdlick2516 LMFAO, I spit out my drink

[@rickt9569]

I have been living in my house for ten years and never spoken to any neighbor...i would be a horrible interviewee

[@tylerkinley268]

While I believe all people are capable of all things if driven to it, yeah the neighbor standard is low. His dog didn't crap on my lawn, he took down his Xmas decorations by mid January, he took in his garbage cans...

[@normdeplume9806]

@Troy E That tends to be one of the reasons serial killers get away with it for so long. Then there's the people who suddenly 'snap' and shoot up their coworkers one day. They're usually good neighbors until they 'snap'.

[@squirlmy]

You're taking that joke way too seriously. In "real life", I take the point being many of us are totally isolated from neighbors and don't know them at all. Also psychpaths specifically work at being polite and likeable, specifically so they can hurt targets and get away with it. Back to the joke, he uses his own mother as an example, for goodness sake! I don't think he was making serious social commentary here.

[@nathanielkrause4191]

I loved his work with The Wailers, and now this is even better.

[@JTHICKS15]

Best comedian . Love his material and delivery.

[@jcnot9712]

“My mom could blow up a nursery” Well, that explains a lot about Tosh.

[@RoDawGx13]

His delivery is ridiculous. Very underrated stand up

[@sircharlescv]

Underrated ? He's been dominating comedy for 10 years !

[@Reblwitoutacause]

He might make the Rushmore of comedy by the end of his career 🤞 no "me too" event and he's gonna make history 🤞

[@domtron8873]

Are you fucking 16? Daniel has been a master stand up for longer than you've been alive little man. Yo mama's teat is getting dry...better go back to her room and hang off that red nub before she gets worried about cha!

[@rayvyn15]

@@domtron8873 awhhhh youre stupid , thats cute

[@bellmeisterful]

These guys don't understand what underrated means. How often do you hear people talk about Tosh as a comedian vs Chapelle, Rogan, Louis CK, Kevin Hart? I never do. Him having a succesful career has nothing to do with it.

[@ddriscoll858]

One of the best stand up clips ever lmao whole time

[@greggoat6570]

“One time when I came how from school she wasn't happy to see me, I think she hates children.” So underrated

[@jurgenrembrandt1349]

that's an incredible stage presence. for 10 minutes, he said the right words at the exact right time and the exact right tone

[@sterkar99]

Are you high

[@tylerwillem8683]

@@sterkar99 man is baked

[@Jookeerr]

@@tylerwillem8683 - How high are you? - Hi, how are you?

[@NoelBuller]

@@sterkar99 as a fan of standup, this man isn't high he's just 100% correct

[@tc98826]

Its edited but yeh, he has great delivery and rythm

[@jootai]

Tosh being overlooked as a comedian, but he's clearly one of the best

[@blaycetherapper]

Him and Anthony jesselnik

[@Langtrout1]

The OG

[@pbkayakyer]

Tosh was never overlooked

[@CantWeedThis]

Psh..

[@noticemesenpai69]

Agreed, people judge him off the show

[@JustenHarden]

Was having a rough morning and man, this brought me right back. So great.

[@ShuhDonk]

Tosh is hilarious, so glad he has a new show here on YT.

[@markyouneva7840]

The best comedians are the ones who have deepest insights, know so much of what the average person think is totally off, and can't help but joke about it to themselves and everyone in order to cope.

[@Bhatt_Hole]

@FirstName Last The series when he created to "mock people"....is excellent! Mockery is instinctual human behavior. It must be. And this guy fakking excels at it. More mockery!!!

[@Lalaland.001]

@FirstName Last You can't really bring that up as an argument at all. Since you can't argue about taste, that's why. To each his/her own. Live and let live and fuck your opinion tell it to someone who cares, get it. Sarcasm and stuffz. If you don't enjoy it, why are you here, to spam the comment section with your personal opinion, no one actually gives a shit about, the next video is one click away. Have a good one buddy welcome to the real world.

[@trublu3483]

Henry Ford was was extremely uneducated but he said something like this: I have a row of electronic buttons on my desk that I can press at anytime to get a person who knows the subject to answer my questions on anything i may not know. Daniel may be an imbesile, but he has certainly made a bigger impact on the world than you or me; made a pretty penny too, I'm sure.

[@Sana-jy9ne]

As a person in Fiji, I can confirm that Life is pretty great here!

[@quentonmayer2740]

You sure about that? I'm not. Life is pretty bad in Fiji.

[@Sana-jy9ne]

@@quentonmayer2740 lighten up Sam

[@quentonmayer2740]

@@Sana-jy9ne Trying, but assignments and covid got me fucked up.

[@Sana-jy9ne]

​@@quentonmayer2740 friends help and I happen to be a great friend, so let me know if you need a friend so I can recommend you one..

[@Bossmanewyche]

@@Sana-jy9ne I'm on my way

[@ShawnFX]

I have watched this vide so many times, absolutely hilarious, especially the part about ripping Americans😂😂

[@Kyle-Duyck]

This is hilarious 😆

[@sterlingsilver5937]

*"Sorry Boss: just needed some fresh air."* 💀

[@derhans2619]

That was funny af

[@johngideon4650]

@@sterlingsilver5937 If she did he wouldn't be here...

[@alexjonesinfowars7702]

Another communist owned slave comedian beta male bending over for china.

[@rg9526]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-fuckety-haaaaaaaa

[@ncsludgefactory5445]

@@johngideon4650 😂😂😂😂

[@TheAdamHawk]

Tosh's stand up is pretty underrated. I know he's been around a while but his show being so hit or miss outshines his better bits.

[@Algormortis9]

I was thinking this exactly!

[@youmadbro7733]

I went to Vegas a couple years ago and he was doing a show there at the time. Damn tickets were $145 each so I passed.

[@dudeman5166]

well he is white so hes not promoted at all. You have to look like kevin hart or chris rock to get any recognition these days.

[@Brainbuster]

Wtf are you on about? Daniel Tosh has some of the highest rated comedy specials. He's not underrated, you ass.

[@jamsess19]

@@dudeman5166 Yea white people really are suffering right now. I don't know any white comics. I mean, aside from Bill Burr, Brian Regan, Chris Distefano, Pete Davidson, Nate Bargatze, Jim Breuer, Pete Holmes, John Mulaney, Kyle Kinane, Anthony Jeselnik, Patton Oswalt, Doug Stanhope, Norm Macdonald, Mark Normand, Marc Maron, Nick Thune, Sam Morril. Why do you Karens want to be victims so badly? Does your life suck that much?

[@Reclusive247]

This is still one of the funniest stand-up sets I've ever heard.

[@OldRaver]

When a set is so perfect and brutal that it hurts a little 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paradise19852012]

😂🤣Daniel Tosh has no Filter I love his Humor.

[@nugs44]

Cynthiaaa xO look up Anthony Jeselnik, different style of comedy but def no filter lol

[@silverdropstang]

MuchoMango Anythony is a Tosh COPYCAT 100%. Hes funny but cant watch him for thinking about how much hes trying to he like Tosh💆‍♂️

[@PaintedHoundie]

@@silverdropstang dont really get a tosh vibe from him at all. their stand up personas are both smug but thats where the similarities end to me, as anthony is pure concentrated shock comedy and it doesnt appear to be inspired by tosh's comedy.

[@carollez9780]

@Cynthiaaa Absolutely no filter and super talented! Love his style too. The guy is awesome :)))

[@dr.harthgillett3084]

Im offended. But lol 😂

[@earthrot666]

"you better get a Harlem in China" jesus damn lol

[@MrALenCar321]

Isn't China doing well on Olympics?? They have a lot medals.

[@Lucky4zo]

@@MrALenCar321 virus spreading medals? 🥇🥈🥉

[@sargonian12]

@@Lucky4zo why was this comment necessary

[@Lucky4zo]

@@sargonian12 why was yours?

[@fartsneed9464]

@@sargonian12 You just got fucking dunked on lol

[@Tential1]

6:00 I've seen this so many times and I'm still dying at the punch line

[@tyronemotley2348]

This was a phenomenal set

[@sifatshams1113]

This is definitely a guy who can say he looks a lot better than he did 15 years ago.

[@AlecTheLopez]

This is from 5 years ago.

[@austinlawler3739]

A little cosmetic work doesn't hurt. He was balding in the first season, now not so much. He has also alluded to it over the years.

[@radicallybean]

AlecTheLopez and he pretty much looks the same now

[@Vera-xu3xw]

@@austinlawler3739 I remember lol now his hair/wig is unbelievably thick.

[@KhadaJhin04]

@@AlecTheLopez and your point is?

[@ghostkilla931]

He literally nails every demographic in 10 minutes.

[@Willz828]

Siva

[@jetrawlings7403]

Not really, mostly stereotypes

[@TheHarrisontemple]

@@jetrawlings7403 Yeah you know stereotypes are not necessarily incorrect either

[@AlexGonzalez-ye9pc]

@@jetrawlings7403 how do you think they became stereotypes to begin with... Stereotypes have a sense of truth to them but it's the generalization of it that triggers most people.

[@Bluedragon2513]

Every stereotypical one

[@SyNyStErSaElEe]

Hahahah dude is hilariously. One of the best skits ever. I still watch this once in a while

[@Zac_Frost]

This might be a wild take, and many may disagree with me, but I kinda think Tosh is the closest thing this generation has to Carlin. He'll take on a serious bit, deconstruct it, criticize it, make a point, and all of it will be funny.

[@aaronmock6157]

Bill Burr as well.

[@RASTEAL]

George Carlin was a ground breaking one of a kind first that set a specific comedic genera that all stand up comics after him study. It's easy to see the influence. Rodney Dangerfield was another one. Robin Williams. Sam Kinison.

[@skipaa2]

"and the terrorists are like thats fair" 😂😂

[@louisfreeman9551]

"You better get a Harlem in China"😂😂

[@lamelwinston7101]

That's the funniest thing he said! Shit had me rollin.

[@xtzyshuadog]

It's only funny if you're an American but I'm glad you get it

[@ceciliaramirez6712]

I love tosh he's hilarious 😂

[@MagnusAnand]

This whole act is just amazing

[@shooglechic]

I didn't realize how much I missed his stand up.

[@2oozedae]

Tosh and Jeselnik kill me

[@balletvaria]

uh... why?

[@BaconBitsJuice]

@@balletvaria tosh is funny af, what do you mean?

[@adoringfan1226]

Same. Too many comedians are afraid to offend the audience today

[@erroldtumaque3430]

for real he's definitely one of my top. i rewatch his standups on long drives

[@mediamannaman]

In October of 2019 this was a comedy routine. Today it is the nightly newscast.

[@nebraskahusker247]

So True.

[@danielpruitt8550]

You sir get the award for best KZbin comment this year 🏆

[@LittleMissHoop]

Wait until 2020! LOL

[@VioletDeathRei]

@@LittleMissHoop 2021 here, still blows lol.

[@lockandloadlikehell]

I don't think this was from 2019 lmao

[@williamthomas5215]

Honest to god this is like a TED talk with punchlines. It’s amazing.

[@13adLucEnt]

Well played...walked the line real well & got real laughs

[@MadChickenPictures]

Daniel Tosh is how I imagine Dennis Reynolds in real life

[@renegademade3519]

ALWAYS SUNNY?

[@tywhatley1683]

Lmao!! Great comparison

[@senorpepino6282]

Nice comparison

[@Langtrout1]

this made me laugh so hard

[@hugoruda9049]

DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN

[@Timothymukansi]

Daniel Tosh is what a true comedian sounds like. Hilarious and critical.

[@devo076]

Norm MacDonald is a true comedian. This guy is just a not so funny (and not so wise) George Carlin.

[@toastedt140]

@@devo076 Carlin is overrated

[@devo076]

@@toastedt140 I know bro

[@danielessex2162]

@@devo076 well from a guy who loves Norm no wonder you aren't a fan of Carlin.

[@vincent21212]

@@devo076 but he's one of the very few one who has the balls to keep doing his style of jokes.

[@zorz7730]

Greatest stand up IMO ever. Burr is my fav but Tosh killed it here.

[@NordicThizzin69]

Whole set is amazing. Bless him.

[@GooseMischief]

"White people can be firefighters. We're more outdoorsy, it makes sense." Laptop applause.

[@ElijahW_]

9:18: “And whatever’s left, they’re ninjas”. 😂😂

[@vdub-nx9ss]

Weird I read your Comment as he was saying it.

[@ElijahW_]

vdub 1971 😂👏🏻

[@trippyizzy3770]

Lol

[@Symenify]

Just discovered this guy! What a treat 🤣👌🏻

[@Sundowners971]

Send to all your friends so more discover him. He is the best.

[@MasterApprentist]

Why doesn't this guy do more? People pleaser is the best stand up special ever

[@shaunjones3507]

Daniel Tosh has to be the most underrated comedian of all time, there is not a single thing he says that doesn’t make me laugh.

[@NOGAMES215]

Him and Corey Holcomb

[@josephclift3662]

What about when he says: You've never watched Bill Hicks, you intellectually bankrupt cloacal clown?

[@agtv_media]

He’s not underrated at all

[@roycema]

He's had tv show for most of my life he's not underrated

[@kingayy9267]

He has an eponymous TV show that's been running for years. Knock off the "underrated" crap. It's overrated and makes you look silly.

[@connerhellyer2625]

“I already said it’s awful” 😭😭😭

[@golden90s57]

Tosh yo. His stand up is top ten in my book.

[@enriquito]

Masterclass of comedy 👌🏻

[@mattgrundy27]

The comedy world NEEDS MORE TOSH!

[@xl000]

I dunno. It' s not that funny

[@jonn8911]

xl to u

[@Eddprzz]

Trust me when this was released people were losing their shit only reason they uploaded this now is because Dave chapelle made it cool to say wild shit

[@Eddprzz]

JASON clearly I know people said it before him but I’m talking about in today’s time. If anyone else besides Dave said it they would be “cancelled” because people can’t take a joke.

[@mattgrundy27]

@@Eddprzz if by "losing their shit" you mean, laughing their asses off, giving him his own show, and making him a multimillionaire.....then sure. This clip is like 10+ years old. Not sure what you mean by "today's times". Nobodys cancelling Burr Norton Di pallo Jeselnik Segura Kriecher Carr All current comedians that have been saying awful shit for years. Dave didnt make it cool. He just makes you think while you laugh at his comedy.

[@youisstupid2586]

“You start hearing a couple of yee-haws troubles are a brewin”

[@googletaqiyya184]

Or inane chanting with placards, then you know the NPC zombies are loose. Brainless automatons.

[@sonicboom20078]

a-brewing

[@drod5415]

@@sonicboom20078 *a-brewin'

[@kevinparsley6806]

Michael Coletti and haywood jablomi have way too much time on their hands and think things insignificant are significant.

[@kevinparsley6806]

@@googletaqiyya184 😆😆😆😆 youre so right 😆😆😆 - but really.. stfu

[@Fitnessdealnews]

These was the most brilliance in 10m I listened to in years

[@klahowya32]

Ouch.

[@lexic.7942]

It's gotten funnier every year! 🤣

[@rawdog42]

It has been zero days since Americans last terrible thing. To be reset at zero tomorrow.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

At this point the zero just changes fonts 😹

[@nebraskahusker247]

I think we are actually in the negative numbers now, with very little hope to get back to positive.

[@jontharpe1275]

who cares? i think you forget, doesnt matter where you come from or where you go. There will always be people that are just awful. Theyre everywhere.

[@krazylinx1967]

I know, right?! Man, and people thought China continuing to put millions of Muslims in concentration camps was bad... but did you see Trump's tweet yesterday?!! We're just the worst. www.cbsnews.com/video/rare-look-inside-chinas-internment-camps-holding-more-than-1-million-muslims/ www.vox.com/2020/7/28/21333345/uighurs-china-internment-camps-forced-labor-xinjiang

[@azeissler1987]

@@krazylinx1967 Amen haha

[@alba279]

He has the weirdest body language but he's a smart comedian. I love him.

[@scottdavenport1570]

Alba Straight up. Great Delivery 🚚 crisp, clean & full on gregarious

[@SliceOfDog]

If you want a smart comedian with weird body language, look no further than Emo Philips: kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5OZqICbptWladU

[@gsam3461]

@@SliceOfDog utterly different style

[@SliceOfDog]

@@gsam3461 I mean... yeah. But he's a smart comedian with weird body language, so I feel my point stands. I didn't say "If you want a comedian who has the same style as Tosh, look no further than Emo Philips".

[@gsam3461]

@@SliceOfDog'Twas a stretch, Dog, but yes, technically, you were correct (incidentally, I think I may have just some kind of record for properly-used commas in a sentence...)

[@davidkoblentz]

his brief standup career was so damn brilliant...

[@dddhhh2612]

I like to watch this video every few months. Love it!

[@milesisterrible]

“you better get a harlem in china!!” LMFAO

[@travishimick6577]

Shit got me hard. Lol

[@noliakninck8628]

Man I was gone comment the same thing 🤣☠️

[@Doubleagentaron]

广州市

[@riverviewmirrorbrokeoff9703]

miles ♕ DED 😆😂🤣 oh Tosh😉 ❤️

[@jayt7178]

Travis Himick you’re hard? TMI my dude. TMI.

[@upinsmokeproductions6471]

I'd like to see Daniel Tosh and Anthony Jeselnik interview each other.

[@OrangeAgent5]

That´s actually a *really great idea!!!*

[@dannythompson1948]

I wanna see them break dance fight til death..

[@YourBestieTalexa]

Omfg that would be borderline orgasmic. Lol

[@lv5310]

Who do you think has a longer P-nes?

[@GyzelE]

Tosh once interviewed Carlin, in Aspen, I think.

[@qmaineotcg]

This is just 9min of his special and funny every second this dude is unbelievable. Very smart guy. That’s what successful Stand-Up is ,being a genius and aware of yourself and the world. Practice some timing and you’ve got it. Not a lot of geniuses out there tho.

[@HowieRaps]

So glad I've upgraded to watching standup 😂 I used to not enjoy it much, but man there are some legends doing standup nowadays

[@starr8121]

You and me both!😂

[@Taykorjg]

This has come a long way from "I'm going to make a joke until only 1 person even comprehends what I'm talking about"

[@thomasbrown938]

YOU AIN'T NO WEEBLE WOBBLE

[@AcidicJO]

Those were the best jokes tho

[@watsonator1885]

"You know we can just run away, right?" *I'm dying* 😂

[@billzkhan100]

" and if you ever catch us we will beat the living shit out of you.. you know that right..?? ".. ahahaha... mann that had me laughing so hard.. 😂and i aint even black or white... lol..

[@user-lk7nb9fi3x]

This was great!

[@zillowwhite3311]

Loved this👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 thank you