Michael Avenatti’s Sexy Media Blitz - The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper

[@jascrandom9855]

Going to be Honest, Avenatti should totally do Rolex commercials.

[@chichay6745]

Jasc Random .. The Attorney wears a Patek Philippe watch.

[@shellyinthestudy]

Jasc Random yes and Bentley commercials

[@mehjones8008]

I'd rather he do Speedo commercials.

[@Sportieguy]

From his jail cell 🤣🤣

[@L2.Lagrange]

Michael Avenatti surprised me. After he revealed Cohen's shady payments I looked into his past. It turns out Michal Avenatti has been a high profile lawyer representing fortune 100 companies and other high profile clients. He's actually a pretty damn great dude. I expected to find out he was just a goon but he's not

[@jondunmore4268]

Jimmy Swenson -- I know, right? I looked up his wiki page and I jizzed on his profile photo in the car racing gear.

[@isaiahbruckhaus]

I was going to look him up... he seemed to thorough for the first one of the phone book.

[@xwarped83]

Cloyette Grant I have already seen comments saying he has a shady past and shouldn’t be trusted.

[@lkasey76]

Who also owes almost 2million in back taxes. Yeah, he's a real standup guy.....

[@chokinonashes61]

lloyd thynes They are not talking about Trump.

[@currentresident3775]

Klepper and that spritzer! 😄

[@ke7892]

This was his best one yet. I lost it when he started to spritz Gucciucci lightly.

[@matt8847]

I bet you also lost it when he got 14 years you low iq loser

[@19thHour]

Michael Avenatti, Mike Pompeo, Mike Pence, Michael Cohen, Michael Flynn...this administration needs some new names

[@moimeself1088]

19thHour 😂😂😂 good one!

[@michaelramon2411]

Not to mention their Steve infestation... Steve Bannon, Stephen Miller, Steve Mnuchin...

[@cloyettegrant1733]

19thHour Avenatti is not in this administration.

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Michael Ramon Maybe they need to bring in Steve Carrell, Stephen Colbert, and Steven Universe to cleanse the Steve name

[@Deathsythe10]

In before Magic Mike

[@darkmagnis2902]

Avenatti deserves his own action figure!

[@KearnuPhoenix]

We could call it Female Fighter... Has a certain meaning to it, these days, don't you think? :D

[@enjoyitbro]

It could wear a prison jump suit

[@sauljahboi5965]

Prison Punk Action figure

[@matt8847]

Lol do the world a favor and nver participate in it.

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire. I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal attorney." Just given what I know about Trump's finely-honed knack for having lawsuits filed against him, I have to wonder, how in the world does this leave Cohen with time for _any other clients?_

[@YiGzit]

lazyperfectionist1 you are everywhere. Don't you have stuff to do?

[@Anders.B.]

lazyperfectionist1 I'd guess he would no showing all the ones that were not major. Does any one have the statistics of win vs losses for these cases?

[@drumjod]

Bullshit?

[@justsaying3729]

I will give Trump this; he has been successful with bullying and Conning people/corporations for years and years.

[@DarthSenorQueso]

Trump has multiple lawyers, cohen didn't seem to actually defend trump in any cases, just put his name on anything illegal trump needed him to.

[@Herehear49]

"This Air force One chaser"...lmao

[@TheFINZFAN]

@ Pat Gannon - Looks like Avenatti was a little out of his league eh?

[@4dub802]

Michael Avenatti looks like Jason Stathams 1yr older brother 😥

[@williamkeys5701]

Klepper's fake lawyer sounds more informed than Trump's actual lawyer.

[@zzoila9779]

William Keys - LOL!!!

[@matt8847]

Womp womp. Aged poorly just like you

[@AuroraColoradoUSA]

@@zzoila9779 ROTFL!!!

[@marieb5251]

That dude has nothing on Avenatti. Avenatti is hot, but the sexiest thing about him is his brain.

[@zzoila9779]

Marie B - you are so right!!!!!!

[@FrancisR420]

I feel like part of stormy's decision had to have been how hot he was

[@georgemarksity1441]

Sorry ladies corey booker is all over that

[@redpilllife4life198]

Hahaha he looks like the guy from Deliverance but ok everyone has their own preferences

[@Kjt9653]

Agreed. He's definitely isn't hard to look at

[@randyjax09]

That was more entertaining than I care to admit. 😂

[@transsylvanian9100]

naughty avenatti the hottie with the body

[@russwilson2305]

I know!

[@chasingautumns]

don't forget: "Hottie with the Body, Esquire!"

[@sluttymctits4496]

Chasing Autumns - I love the original comment, but yours made me burst out laughing in the best way possible. 😂

[@KearnuPhoenix]

He's naughty, alright

[@douglasmcginity3327]

C.F. Gauss Avanatti is a prison inmate now for decades. Who else do you admire maybe Bill Cosby?

[@blaiseakenji9543]

This segment aged well.

[@misterdoctor9693]

What is that lump?! I can't stop looking at it!!!

[@mevirosteck]

Robert Lampert omg same here, my OCD senses are tingling and I need answers. I will NOT be able to sleep until I know!! Can he go on Dr. Pimple popper? Even better!! I need the truuuuuuth

[@jascrandom9855]

I think that's a band-aid.

[@davidjohnson7065]

It's secretly a small penis. Lol idk what it is but it doesn't really look like a bandage to me though.

[@Klipse11]

It’s a band-aid, probably covering up some skin blemish that was too large to cover with makeup.

[@stevebowkett9807]

Look people, let's just assume that Avanatti tried to assassinate Gucciucci, and that's just a flesh wound from a bullet. It's probably just as simple as that.

[@l2etranger]

That laughter.

[@jondunmore4268]

3:04 -- Is that the next James Bond? I think so.

[@DefinitelyDJ]

Avenatti, we coming for you son with the Gucciucci !!

[@misscosita691]

Avenatti is a very well educated man! 😘

[@KearnuPhoenix]

Still wanna kiss him today?

[@OnlyNattysatUSC44]

he sure is.......... hahah

[@janicedevereux2839]

And now, 2 yrs later... A Convicted Felon on his way to prison.....We had arrogant two lawyers Doing TV appearances claiming, “guaranteeing” each others clients were going to prison.... Who went to prison…THEY DID hahahahaha Blahahahahaha 🤣 it’s hysterical. Cohen, Donald Trump‘s attorney went for 2 1/2 years. Avenatti sentenced to three years just for starters, has three more criminal cases to go 🤣

[@matt8847]

Lol it's amazing how smooth and small your brain is

[@jackzaro]

University of American Samoa Law outranks Thomas M. Cooley Law School.

[@icook1723]

Jack Zaro go sand crabs

[@vivianaartiles8225]

Avenatti is still hotter!

[@marieb5251]

Of course...Avenatti has the brain to go along with the looks!

[@phatmantv]

I do hear he'd make a perfect lawyer in a court themed porn movie.

[@currentresident3775]

Viviana Artiles Hot AF! 💓

[@supersquare]

Naughty Avenatti "The Hottie With The Body," ESQ

[@kellenrist3973]

Given he's competing against Rudy Giuliani...

[@antsquirly7654]

First time I've ever watched Comedy Central on KZbin, first time in ages, too. Lovin' it.

[@mehjones8008]

Jordan, you're the best thing out of the Daily Show! We NEED MORE OPPOSITION! OMG I loved this show BEFORE the last 2 1/2. I did not know I could live it more

[@ciirukariuki6913]

The hilarious inside joke about Gucci - ucci when 'uchi' means 'naked' in Swahili 😄😄😀

[@supersquare]

Jordan is amazing

[@newonevery740]

SquareB0t He had a rocky start but he is getting better as he goes

[@SAMZIRRA]

With so many talk shows on I have refused to watch this one. Today I did. And now I have to watch all the previous episodes because this show is awesome! Nice work Jordan!

[@IGNANT4LIFE]

2:21 ... "That's doctor talk."

[@chipmunktubetop]

Gimme Gucciucci!!!

[@user-ed1mj5zk6f]

I love this guy, sharp, secure, objective, and very nice on the eyes ! When are you running for office? If you do you have faithful fan followers!

[@illatease]

That spray bottle lol. 😂😂😂 and props to them staying in character.

[@durandefreitas9309]

Jordan you are awesome dude. Just killing it

[@daverumpel]

This show deserves way more views than it gets.

[@justsaying3729]

Michael, we love you..He is doing his job and exactly what he said and proving it.

[@PaulHo]

Wow, Ms. Paid Laugher can tone it down a couple notches.

[@tripsaplenty1227]

Paul Ho It isn't paid laughter. They give free tickets and sometimes they get someone in the audience(almost always a woman) who just really wants her voice or laughter on national TV and is way too enthusiastic. They have a word for that kind of audience member but I can't remember what it is. From game shows to late night they show up from time to time.

[@jurastakaune1423]

tripsaplenty dying hiena? Cat in a washing machine? Wicked Witch of the West on crack cocain? Porg on roast spike? Janice?

[@PaulHo]

She sounds hideous.

[@johntao6822]

@@tripsaplenty1227 the word is 'Drunk'

[@vvs25]

Ah 3 years later

[@ClemonsKunkel]

Lol ... Awesome... You Rock. Thanks I Needed That... To funny

[@GlowingMpd]

Clemons Kunkel Agreed, but Please learn the difference between “to” and too!

[@ClemonsKunkel]

GlowingMpd lol...

[@seriesjunkie0074]

That was a great episode. It was fucking hilarious! How comes that The Opposition isn't trending?

[@gaiusgrdn]

Im one of several personal attorneys to president Donald J. Drumpf, and you can totes pay me $200k (or more, not picky) for access to that man. Trust me I “fix things! Big things! ;)

[@RBZ-1]

I love the fact you said Drumpf....that's the only way I refer to that garbage when I make a post.

[@RBZ-1]

Glader 🤣😂🤣

[@tamhuy10]

i was skeptic until the totes, totally how a trump lawyer talks

[@margorgogo]

"Naughty Avenatti the hottie with the great body!" LOL !!!! Gratefully, he also is a really good attorney!

[@ZobethC]

Avenatti with the Body! Lol. Basta basta basta!

[@Whatsayoutuber]

omg "gucciucci" is GENIUS 😂😂😂😂

[@xavierdomange9591]

“I can prove it’s rumor, but I can’t prove it’s fact” What does that even mean?

[@Thankgot]

If you can’t beat them confuse them

[@worthlesstrash9662]

Damn, this show has grown into something we needed ever since Colbert Report ended. Beautiful!

[@6rockinrobin]

"Charging ACCESS to the Prez!!!" BRILLIANT!!! Too bad he got caught!

[@Fiendstein]

LOL ILL STRANGLE YOU SOMEDAY... YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST ONE ARM'S LENGTH AWAY! HA HA HAA!!

[@marydupree27]

dear lord... you are the funniest

[@LetsBeCivilShallWe]

You didn’t mention that Avenatti has also raced cars. Because that, along with the body, brains, and taking on the League of Bumbling Villains (Trump and company) ratchets his hotness quotient up to superhero proportions.

[@SaintDre7]

I didnt know comedy central had their own late night host. I like him.

[@roseharvey2664]

Interesting to watch a year on.

[@rubbersole79]

Art imitates life. hahaha! thanks comedy channel!

[@VianneyCreates]

This was a very good segment.

[@matt8847]

For dumb people like you sure

[@christophercollins3632]

My morning shower is a lot more spritz-like than I had imagined.

[@davidschneider9428]

how's this cancelled?! man crying

[@celieboo]

That's doctor talk! 😂😂😂😂

[@ColoRADbro420]

cohen has that perpetual sad puppy dog face

[@bluesky6028]

Hilarious !!! Love it !

[@Opine_Divine]

This segment was fucking excellent. I laughed hard repeatedly. Good job, guys.

[@hayestoph]

Watching this now, who knew Jordan was such an accurate prognosticator.

[@estelafairbanks4876]

Favorite comedy style and I watch it all!!

[@chokinonashes61]

Whoever that is laughing too loudly, it sounds really forced, as if a group were competing to see who can be heard on KZbin.

[@marymunro1142]

The funny thing is that Avanatti turned out to be as big a crook as Cohen.

[@roger_oahu]

Lmao cooley law 😂🤣😅

[@_Peremalfait]

This is kind of like going to your high school reunion and someone asks about that guy all the girls thought was super hot, but you thought was a sleazebag, and you get to tell them "oh, THAT guy? He's doing 42 years in federal prison." It's that good.

[@geeblanco]

That laugh though.

[@samus1421]

his best yet

[@COYG797]

MAGA = Micheal Avenatti Great Attorney.

[@KearnuPhoenix]

Michael Avenatti Got Arrested

[@phoney_mcring_ring]

Jesus, he was distracting, damn!

[@lewisj.9903]

just so we're all on the same page HOW THE F!$K CAN YOU PROOF A RUMOR?! THEN IT'S NOT A RUMOR!! LMAO!!!

[@silviomhula5837]

U Rock, keep up the good work

[@lemonielala3080]

This was perfect! Sublime! 😘👌

[@yootoob4516]

Gucciuci and Avenatti hot oil wrestling in jock straps on the courtroom floor.

[@SabaDhutt]

Sounds like half an audience is high af.

[@nataliedinir40]

Nobody could replace Stephen Colbert but this guys got the new Colbert report for sure.

[@AngelSamael]

Hank Scorpio would make the perfect lawyer for trump.

[@currentresident3775]

Angel Samael I love Hank Scorpio!

[@xwarped83]

Scorpio is too smart, Trump wouldn’t hire him.

[@thepaulysinatrashow]

Hot lawyer wish I could meet more guys like that besides the gay clubs I go too!😍😍😍

[@KearnuPhoenix]

All you gotta do is start slapping your female girlfriends around...

[@rpenguin12345]

I thought that was Murr from impractical jokers on 2:50...

[@DaveManPrice]

THAT FUCKING LAUGH AT 1:00 THO

[@eaubert1]

You got it all wrong! Gucciucci needs to say: "Rosenstein should be..." *take-a-bite-from-peach* "...impeached"!

[@_Peremalfait]

This is way funnier now. Especially the comments.

[@Boahemaa]

😂😂😂I love this show!

[@tieler151]

Lol is he really a lawyer?😂😂

[@ltaylortaylor3017]

Yes Avant

[@ltaylortaylor3017]

Yes, Avenatti is very smart, sexy and he has that look that kills.

[@patrickkuehl802]

Jordan klepper please love me

[@yvonnewashington673]

Patrick Kuehl

[@neilh184]

I went to Wayne State University Law in Detroit. Cooley Law has a reputation of being a sort of 'second career' law-school. Like, it's the I'm-in-my-40s-and-my-restaurant-went-under-so-I'm-going-to-law-school law school.

[@sin90950]

Avenatti is playing trump's own game wisely

[@cariaddunmanifestin1356]

Hilarious!

[@ResidentTarantino]

"...for making an hones-- for making *_a_* buck."

[@HeHeeHeeheHe]

Says who

[@azure7687]

Fire ur laugh track people.

[@OoMASEoO]

Eleven's older brother is doing well for himself

[@andreack9983]

Jordan could play MC in a movie.

[@ichieagu4625]

"Experienced hot lawyer"

[@bobleonard99]

Avenatti for President in 2020

[@SSS-qz8jy]

Came across this by mistake but funnier than cobert Seth and Noah on this subject funny !!!

[@kingda117]

Michael Avenatti, Mike Pompeo, Mike Pence, Michael Cohen, Michael Flynn...this administration is *taking the mickey.* -apologies to 19thHour

[@marydupree27]

soooooo funny...im hurtin

[@DaveAtLittleton]

The website is funny AF

[@lizzfrmhon]

The people cackling at the back so distracting.

[@ahmerdmuneer]

Why did they cancel this show why

[@queenelizabethi5868]

He looks like a young Ted Bundy.