The Church of MAGA: Trump Is a Religion Now - The Opposition w/ Jordan Klepper

[@TheSpeep]

"this hat is part of my religion, you cant take it from me" said the person who wants to ban any other religious symbols that are not Christian

[@rohypnotist6263]

First rule of going to a bar has always been that YOU DON'T TALK RELIGION OR POLITICS at the bar .

[@hymedude7378]

Thank you !!!!

[@deborahminter6231]

I didn't know that 😯

[@kaivickers166]

I thought that was family gatherings...until Trump was elected, of course.

[@tajohns1805]

@themetal 30 years in the same place in a suburb predominantly conservative & religious, I still don't discuss politics or religion with any of my neighbors. Same rule goes in a bar or at work.

[@Matty80822]

@themetal you can do whatever you want if you want to ruin people's days. you are also free to flip off everybody you see. good on you if you think practicing your freedom is worth being the person who kills the vibe for no reason other than their hubris

[@sarahjoy7636]

"Under his tweets. No collusion" LOLOLOL

[@piotrswat169]

i will never get over cancellation of this show

[@victorhbarajas8685]

Comedy Central needs to bring this show back!

[@reynaloredo5086]

Especially now with QAnon. I feel like Jorden was ahead of everyone.

[@MrDruism]

He was canceled? That’s bullshit! I guess if I had cable I would’ve known this, in fact I’ve never seen his show, just clips on KZbin. He could do a KZbin show all on his own without a stupid network and I would watch it every day!

[@K1RTB]

„A casino losing money is a miracle!“

[@petersorensen4396]

@love layne you are a trumster stupid like hell

[@petersorensen4396]

@love layne do you have a brain? Eyes? Ears? Guess not. you are just stupid like any trumpy

[@opmibigkanta1950]

🤣🤣

[@monikagorecs7170]

*Only 18* 👇👇👇 182543.loveisreal.ru

[@baddogcr3ations557]

😂😂😂 just as equivalent as walking on water!

[@michellelang9633]

I've said many times "How does a casino go bankrupt?"

[@MkeKen67]

I hear Trump liked to use his casinos as his own personal piggy bank, just like his charity. Of course, he just blamed his management team for his having to declare bankruptcy. The only other explanation I can think of is the overall slump Atlantic City was in for a number of years, i.e., lack of tourist dollars coming in.

[@waltsnow1762]

FOUR OF THEM !!!!!!!!!!!

[@bobs182]

@@MkeKen67 He overpaid for them and borrowed more high interest junk bond money on them than the businesses could support. He is a terrible business person. The only way he has held on to the 400 mill he got from his dad and the 300 mill he got from the Apprentice is by cheating investors, bond holders, contractors, money laundering, and cheating on his taxes.

[@oldtimer5745]

that's an easy question . let Donald , manage the finances and money will disappear like magic.

[@lawrencetchen]

The best thing about satire is that those you mock often think you're serious and agree with you 😂😂😂

[@robertahubert9155]

Looking at trump's head is just so painful to see. LMAO! I cringed when he said get that baby out of here. Clearly the man has an evil heart

[@jeffweiss848]

Anyone else catch the "Starter, Shit" under Tim's intro heading? Lmao

[@narendrajangir7144]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mikepondo2549]

Make america suck again. Vote trump. For ars hjole in chief. God blesz.

[@amillian77]

“Trump can turn a casino into abandoned build ..,” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tomy5868]

turn a million from daddy into 9 billion also...

[@tomy5868]

@vestiphobe net worth.

[@tretre3892]

@@tomy5868 😂😂😂 bullshit

[@mprattyh3]

@@tomy5868 One; yes, it was a million dollar loan but don't leave out everything he inherited when daddy passed away. Two; from 84-95 Trump lost over a billion (not all of it his personal wealth; counting business loans and so forth), and it has been reported lost more money than almost every other American during that time. Three; actually, there's really no way to know his net worth since he refuses to show his tax returns. So, if you're going to throw out numbers lets put them into context. Edit: let's not forget that Trump grew to real fame when he got on Forbes 400 list in '84. Only to find out that he lied, claiming he was worth over a billion, which he wasn't nor is he today. Trying to say his dad's assets where his. He, in fact, called Forbes pretending to be someone named John Barron (yes, Barron....what he would later name his son🤦🏻‍♂️), an "official from the Trump Organization", to tell them how rich Donald Trump was. You can't make this shit up www-washingtonpost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/trump-lied-to-me-about-his-wealth-to-get-onto-the-forbes-400-here-are-the-tapes/2018/04/20/ac762b08-4287-11e8-8569-26fda6b404c7_story.html?amp_js_v=a3&amp_gsa=1&outputType=amp&usqp=mq331AQFKAGwASA%3D#aoh=15866573928204&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Foutlook%2Ftrump-lied-to-me-about-his-wealth-to-get-onto-the-forbes-400-here-are-the-tapes%2F2018%2F04%2F20%2Fac762b08-4287-11e8-8569-26fda6b404c7_story.html

[@tomy5868]

doesn't change the worth today.... that was him.

[@jkryanspark]

"Forgive me Father, for I have winned."

[@nunosilva6574]

Paraphrasing Patton Oswalt: I acknowledge your beliefs but I don't respect them.

[@härjaren]

Nuno Silva Why should Oswalts opinions and beliefs be respected then?

[@thomasjensen5042]

@@härjaren Why should Nazi beliefs be respected? Just because you have beliefs doesn't mean they're humane.

[@mirzamay]

Yes! FINALLY someone comments on kicking the baby out besides me. How evil do you have to be to kick out a little baby? I knew that pos was untrustworthy from that alone.

[@nancymesek]

mirzamay Kind of like calling Mexicans rapists, saying a woman has blood coming out everywhere, mocking disabled, mocking women’s looks, calling nfl players sons of bitches, calling people by childish nicknames, saying the Central Park five should still be in jail even though they were innocent, calling other countries shitholes. The list is endless. I’ll take a few minutes of an actual comedian to what we have to endure every day with this clown called potus.

[@13bigerdave]

well that evil spawn was a deep state trafficked child brought into distract from dear leaders teachings and was gonna take the offerings from the golden plate to buy formula

[@spork8655]

I cannot stand Trump, but if I were giving a speech, I wouldn't want a baby crying either. Maybe I'm not a nice person.

[@MkeKen67]

@@spork8655 - Most people can get through a speech when a baby is crying, but Trump is unable to maintain his focus when anything is not just right. It's like he takes the crying as a personal insult or something. He is an un-well person. Granted, a baby crying is not ideal, but it happens all the time in various gatherings, so I would guess that you, spork8655, would be fine giving a speech in a huge room where a baby was crying in the background. I will go out on a limb and surmise that you are probably a nicer person than Donald Trump, and you would at least not stop in the middle of your speech to request that the baby be removed.

[@ojmarchus2831]

This show was a national treasure

[@piotrswat169]

yeah was.Now Trevor Noah hijacked that title.

[@galacticwarlock2271]

A MAGA hat is basically a swastika.

[@StopMAGA]

It's akin to a crucifix to a Trumptard.

[@bidmcms3]

You’re a moron.

[@communistcomputergod6449]

@@bidmcms3 which one?

[@servraghgiorsal7382]

I say. Make America think again . Cause if we had done that before, we wouldn't have gotten in this mess!!!

[@porkchop4401]

The hands together and "no collusion" just about killed me.

[@ivanlookin7113]

Praise Be... Praise Be...

[@lizmol-san]

You guys are amazing!! Ur work is more difficult than other late night shows.

[@davidnelson6200]

"Under his tweets" 🤣🤣🤣 I could totally see that being a thing though. His supporters are nuts.

[@RalphDratman]

Sadly, Trump as a religious leader is more true than most of us would care to admit.

[@Mayurbhedru]

Ralph Dratman when reason is against you. You will find solace in faith. People who voted for him are simple people just tired of confused reasoning of thier problem by condescending people. They follow him because he is simple to understand. Even in his lie he is more truthful then other politicians who are lier even when they are telling the truth.

[@dylanbradfordgreenlee331]

Santa it's to early for this

[@RalphDratman]

That's what you think. Now, have you been bad or good, for goodness sake?

[@jackglassonion6896]

you a cult

[@TheSeeohhdee]

thats not really sad. religion poisons everything, and blindly supporting a leader is... oh, wait. see what i did there?

[@NayvieNoir]

I liked the Handmaid’s Tale references in this skit. Very nice touch

[@solitarymaninblack]

I hadn't seen this show before. Definetly sharing this.

[@lizatanzawa7910]

This is exquisite!

[@alexbace7]

Comedy Central please bring back The Opposition!!! Best show on TV.

[@browniepixxie192933]

A jalapeno margarita...🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Damn kid I'm shooketh.

[@lopaaione]

Great job Mr Klepper.

[@rodolfoayalajr.8589]

Amen 🙏🏻

[@Chewyzero8527]

#Cult45

[@ImtiyazAlibatch]

just wowww.......

[@abbyhaines4725]

"Under his tweets" I about died!!!

[@ThePauprinceaz09]

The trump be with you And also with you ... Klepper is hilarious😂😂

[@katherinealbee7501]

I recognize that this is not the reaction I was supposed to have, but I'm getting tons of worldbuilding inspiration from this. So, thanks?

[@FelisImpurrator]

I sure hope this led to something interesting.

[@The.Judging.Crow009]

just when you think you've heard everything crazy about trump *boom. talk about devoted

[@223Drone]

@Fourty Four You think a nutcase like sargon is credible? rationalwiki.org/wiki/Sargon_of_Akkad

[@newbc9806]

I miss the opposition! So glad I got to see it live!

[@arbknight12]

In the name of the Trump, the Junior, and the Holy Kushner

[@jurastakaune1423]

Holy Kushner sound like a great curse! "Oh holy Kushner, how did you get here?"

[@jetsamperes5762]

Hare Kushner, Hare Hare Kushner.

[@1272eastsidehypa]

Lmfao

[@scientia_potentia_est]

dang Klepper is taking the Colbert rep style to a whole new level! This stuff's golden

[@Sirsg]

The "T" rosary was a nice touch! :-)

[@northwestrep1]

If I've got a little Trump in me where's Cohen with my check?

[@f8ofk8]

😅

[@PlanToEscapeTheTorment]

ew

[@1indefinitetruth]

😩😂😂

[@timypp2894]

Oh how that reminds me. I was travelling thru Ireland many years ago. Came out of the pub after shutting time, I saw a man literally urinating on the door frame entrance of the pub. He didn't care or others.

[@brokenclock1967]

How did this mans show get taken off. It was the most in touch and funny show since colbert report or Stewarts Daily Show.

[@ycart3285]

I was too distracted from the bit at the end by how beautiful that song was LOL

[@Iainsane]

And to think Americans didn't do sarcasm. Brilliantly and cleverly done: keep it up!

[@dzfz2100]

Jordan is one of the most underrated hosts of 2018

[@juliomartinez7606]

Bring Jordan Back!!!

[@susanhilton3436]

Just love it

[@MJFAN666]

One of my all time favs on this show.

[@Gatomex]

LMAO...You nailed it 100%

[@ilidiomartins2262]

Tim is really awesome

[@beanybless4476]

Excellent! Jordon and writers.😂👍😂

[@nelsonc6173]

“No Collusion” lol

[@jessicaholom8477]

I hate when people say, "Barnes and Nobles."

[@californyaeh]

Under His Tweet..!..Praise Be..!

[@thebirdnest4195]

Please please please do a show about him and his oppositional defiant disorder

[@earnesttbass8107]

And we shall lay you to waste,,,,, we are ready to fight!

[@ELGM429]

Whats that choral song they play in the end? It’s actual super beautiful

[@abcxyz3783]

Agree!

[@mundaneamazing]

$15 cocktail?! I'll never live in NY!

[@brianteo3996]

Tim Baltz will go down in history as a legend for doing these.

[@JVenger]

Praise be to our Pastor!.... ....John Oliver!

[@erndez2361]

Perfect example of segment of his supporters who Define hypocrisy

[@thomasdidymus1393]

This show should have never been cancelled!!!

[@raymondoakley1018]

I HAVE TO REGURGITATE.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

[@eyedeaslive]

This show keeps getting better

[@caseysammich2878]

This is amazing relief in these dark days...

[@NuYahWuhSent]

That was pettier keepem coming

[@SnarfSnarf2]

Shouldn’t Al Bundy be wearing NO MA’AM gear?

[@rontropics26]

Tim Baltz is hilarious. Shrink was such a fantastic show.

[@mammaddenn8010]

Should be, PRAISE T.

[@solluna2155]

That candle bro !! 😂

[@beachthor1]

Real talk tho, that song is epic

[@Twocrudedudes]

Goldschlager is gross.

[@denieerham5873]

turn casino to empty building =>CLASSIC 😂😂👌 best miracle ever

[@Yrr666]

SO funny. Love it.

[@hawkkim1974]

Best ever

[@lordtoffington3664]

That clip of Trump telling a lady with a baby to get out really shows what a nasty piece of work he is.

[@ravenwolfnightwalker5913]

This had me cracking up.

[@MrJari143]

I love this show

[@pillarsofdoom4891]

Again, hilarious

[@quinnf1808]

I love that person's laugh in the background 😂

[@githudd]

Under his tweets, i may never recover from that.

[@mikepondo2549]

Trump doesn t pay taxes so he s a religion. God bless trump and strike him down and make him repent.

[@jhm68]

I have been in many bars that has a dress code. And one of those codes is no hats.

[@lazarosnikolaidis8468]

Ummm "praise be" is the motto of John Oliver's Church: Our Lady Of Perpetual Exemption. Praise be!

[@baileyhardee5349]

Jordan is very talented in his slapstick style of comedy. He must have more opportunities.

[@saladdodger4722]

Whilst I disagree that he should've been thrown out for wearing that hat, he is a hypocrite because without a doubt he would probably fall on the side of not serving gay or other LGBT people. And why is the lawyer pursuing the religious aspect of it? It seems pretty dumb.

[@kaivickers166]

Salad Dodger - He wasn’t thrown out for wearing the hat. They served him. He was thrown out for being a belligerent drunk.

[@homerco213]

Been waiting on this one, by the phone for some reason.

[@cliftongaither4613]

"maga-ism", classically hilarious

[@jareddauer4015]

The old man on the left at 3:08 looks absolutely terrified lol

[@bernardliu8526]

Jordan is excellent !

[@lemmym7393]

Did he just get a baby kicked out? Wow..

[@reallyaznokidding]

Call it a cult, not a religion.

[@MrKastaway66]

JK is the BOAT.

[@sarahgreen3465]

I thought I was the only person who called it Barnes and Nobles

[@MkeKen67]

I worked at Barnes and Noble. Tons of people added an "s" on the end. No biggie. I also worked at Office Depot, and people confused it with Home Depot all the time, including a person who turned in a job application, on which he indicated he was looking for a position in the "flooring" department. These things happen.

[@SkyHiltribe]

This Jordan Clap is very similar to Steven Colbert. Love the satirical jokes.

[@Ali-dn9tl]

Lmaooo "No Collusion"

[@thoughtlesskills]

Makes just as much sense as any other religion.

[@GD-me2lv]

Too funny. And way too true.

[@laxpaint]

Anything is a religion… As long as you file the papers

[@youssefmoharram5025]

That "no collusion" amen made me lol

[@munihan1308]

A casino into an abandoned building...lol

[@gingernightmare9152]

"Take off the Hat!" Ron White

[@jacoporegini8841]

No wonder Jean got kicked out of that bar, she was 17!