The Daily Show with Trevor Noah | Trump Won't Stop Dissing Jeff Sessions

[@sinvector8020]

Trump, if you want to get rid of Sessions that much, just give him an item of clothing, maybe a sock or something. Don't you know how house elves work?

[@LeelooMinai]

He probably already tried that, including all his underwear, but then found out that those tricks don't work on leprechauns.

[@Lethalbanter]

Shonda Rhimes should buy the rights to this.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

During his Tuesday rally in Ohio, trump allegedly had this to yell: " I'd ask if whether or not you think I will someday be on Mount Rushmore, but here's the problem; if I did it joking, totally joking, having fun, the fake news media will say 'he believes he should be on Mount Rushmore'. So I wont say it, okay? I wont say it. " He wouldn't say it. .. He didn't say it. He wouldn't! He didn't!!... And trump undearest; the news media is not to blame for your wishful thinking.

[@LeelooMinai]

The only way he will be on Mount Rushmore is if the punishment for the damaged he has done to the world will be finishing the memorial by hand with a chisel.

[@Mattyisaboss]

I love this host

[@Darkwintre]

About fricking time! Should have been released before the election began counting!

[@sangyoonsim]

Now this is what we call *_ob-SESSION._*

[@marvinthemartian857]

Yeah, for this *con*-fe-*session*

[@Bipolar_Badger]

Sangyoon Sim - Aha! I see what you did there

[@roadtothebeloved4830]

Marvin the Martian more like confefe-session :') no? ok

[@natasham3407]

Ba dum tsssss

[@vigilantsycamore8750]

Quality punnage.

[@johnbaptist5012]

Trump and Obama grew up together in Kenya 😂😂

[@rosianaeo9380]

My bet on Tax Retun : He's actually poor. All he has are debts. He should'nt worry. We're all knew it

[@fireonawire]

Ervira Rosiana I'm sure he has been evading paying taxes. He pretty much admits it in one of the debates.

[@Goodbrew84]

If it was discovered that Trump was actually born in Kenya - that plot twist would make this whole political clown show worth it.

[@seventhsky1056]

Donald screams words like "I need loyalty!". Well, loyalty, respect, and trust are earned, Don, not things that drop from the sky because they are demanded by someone who thinks he is above all the rest.

[@conj764]

Of course America doesn't do kings. That's why America exists

[@zinab-di5rl]

this is such a cool KZbin channel

[@jonanice]

Don't you get it. Trump doesn't want to be President he just wants to play golf

[@iansnowden3945]

Jonanice you've hit the nail on the head there. He just wants to live out his days on the golf course - unfortunately he's so in debt that he's got to take over a country first to get back in the black

[@man-who-sold-the-world]

Why be a king, when you can be a God

[@danieltudor6165]

Don't impeach Trump America please, the rest of the world is addicted to this comedy :) I have not laughed this hard ..ever! :))

[@abdirisakfarah5231]

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[@s.g.7572]

Trevor, don't tell Trump what he's doing wrong! Just let him turn his own party against him, and he'll be impeached.

[@lonelywolf6180]

as a methapor . Jeff sessions is darth sidius and Trump is Darth vader . now vader is trowing sessions down the hole of the white death star

[@zaphodbeeblebrox6627]

Go on Don Don, sack the poison dwarf... I dare you! This is like watching a game of Chess between an Adult & a Petulant Toddler( and I think we can guess who is who in that scenario)

[@polyorchid528]

No. Its a child and a pigeon. Pigeon flaps it's wings, the pieces all fall over and roll around the board and then the pigeon shits on the board. The end.

[@zaphodbeeblebrox6627]

Poly Orchid :- yep.. possibly a better analogy.🤔👍🏻

[@KingDamonThePagan]

So Sessions is the true King Klansmen

[@anthonycawley4065]

when you are dealing with millions of voters, keeping faith with people are below par is not on.

[@devilmaycry09dante]

And now Session is fired

[@coreyjohnson9518]

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