Stephen Introduces His Anthony Scaramucci Impression

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Now that Stephen has the impression down, the White House's new communications director can run but he can't hide.
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@blondybeharovic8823
@blondybeharovic8823 7 жыл бұрын
I would say this is the funniest monologue I've seen yet, but I still can't believe that this administration is becoming like a bad Italian mobster movie
@andersrabenhansen5017
@andersrabenhansen5017 7 жыл бұрын
Hey, hey, heeeey! Don't mooch the Mooch or you'll be sleeping with the fishes wearing cement shoes. Capisce? Take the cannoli.
@gorrillawarfair
@gorrillawarfair 7 жыл бұрын
Blondy Beharovic it would make a good comedy movie though.
@aMEXICO2010
@aMEXICO2010 7 жыл бұрын
Blondy Beharovic lol
@sdgdhpmbp
@sdgdhpmbp 7 жыл бұрын
Tbf, Donnie's a mobster himself. Too stupid but already at that level.
@armedwombat6816
@armedwombat6816 7 жыл бұрын
Become? They're already all about family, are deadly afraid of snitches, demand absolute loyalty, are only thinking about increasing their personal wealth, are afraid of the Mexicans getting in on their business... what more do you need? Oh, right. Accents. Mobster movies have accents. Although I think technically 'speaking like a toddler with brain damage' could count as an accent in some parts of the country. The only thing missing is pizza, which is good because they'd probably ruin that too.
@AmethystEyes
@AmethystEyes 7 жыл бұрын
Paying that royalty check to play Bohemian Rhapsody was worth it Stephen! WORTH. IT.
@sagewalter4096
@sagewalter4096 7 жыл бұрын
I dare someone to ask him! "Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the Fandango?"
@XSPENZIVE
@XSPENZIVE 7 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that too!!!
@rainbowlovingirl
@rainbowlovingirl 7 жыл бұрын
Oh goodness, I hope someone does.
@andersrabenhansen5017
@andersrabenhansen5017 7 жыл бұрын
Oh, I would love if some respected journalist ask that question in a normal and sincere voice during the White House press meeting.
@SpottoBotto
@SpottoBotto 7 жыл бұрын
Trumps just a poor boy, nobody loves him
@ujustgotpwned2008
@ujustgotpwned2008 7 жыл бұрын
I guarantee he has heard that joke literally thousands of times.
@SARGENTO007A
@SARGENTO007A 7 жыл бұрын
This monologue is a masterpiece!!!!
@danbsj
@danbsj 7 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece of cringe.
@josen4real5
@josen4real5 3 жыл бұрын
That's why I'm back! I loved it 🤣🤣
@leonardopalomino5372
@leonardopalomino5372 2 жыл бұрын
You are so right LOL
@armaniac661
@armaniac661 7 жыл бұрын
*Veni, vidi, vici.* -Mark Twain, 2017
@AnamCaraDeMexico
@AnamCaraDeMexico 7 жыл бұрын
Mario Krastanov lmao!
@Sleepy.Time.
@Sleepy.Time. 7 жыл бұрын
six months in and Trump is already looking for options to pardon himself....America the Banana Republic
@vorna8225
@vorna8225 7 жыл бұрын
The next big step to dictatorship... Should absolutely not be underestimated that he is thinking about going that way...
@foxysideburns5741
@foxysideburns5741 7 жыл бұрын
Pardon himself from what?
@GetIsekaid
@GetIsekaid 7 жыл бұрын
Foxy Sideburns From any kind of bullshit actions in the future
@foxysideburns5741
@foxysideburns5741 7 жыл бұрын
Contagious Gloom Every action is considered a bullshit action by the democrats. Biggest example is him firing comey. All the democrats wanted him to resign but as soon as Trump does it becomes a national travesty, and "obstruction of justice".
@vorna8225
@vorna8225 7 жыл бұрын
Trump himself will know best from what he is planning to pardon himself. If there wouldn't be anything, he wouldn't think about it. Might be the Russian investigations, might be his tax returns, might be something else, might be some or all of this combined. Please explain, why do you think he would do some research about this if he has no reason to need it?
@sinvector8020
@sinvector8020 7 жыл бұрын
Spicey might have been written out of the show, but he'll always be in my heart. I will give this new character a chance, but he's #NotMySpicey
@genygirl
@genygirl 7 жыл бұрын
lol
@Siathuan
@Siathuan 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's a shame. I mean, the new Spicey was pretty awesome, even if he fell two concert-tickets and a handful of diamonds short of Old Spice.
@tarrynlea
@tarrynlea 7 жыл бұрын
I think he's going to be highly entertaining in his own way. Plus now we get to see more of Madame Crazy Eyes, sorry I mean Sarah Fuckabee Sanders. The pace this soapie moves at, we can use some fresh characters, the old ones get worn out so quickly! Case in point- Kellyanne Conwoman.
@sinvector8020
@sinvector8020 7 жыл бұрын
Tarryn Soapie? I thought this was a sitcom! I mean, we are basically the live studio audience, watching this crew of bumbling narcissists and laughing at them in real time!
@tarrynlea
@tarrynlea 7 жыл бұрын
True, true. OR it could be one of those Spanish or Indian soap operas that are so ridiculous & over the top that you have to just laugh?
@shotjohnny
@shotjohnny 7 жыл бұрын
"They (Bannon and Reince) said Anthony would get this job over their dead bodies... That's terrible. Because before this, those guys were only dead on the inside." Great line!
@soozie6able
@soozie6able 7 жыл бұрын
Oh God, I cannot stop watching Stephen's Goodfella's shine box reference hahaha. I'm in tears!!!
@bluesheep6
@bluesheep6 7 жыл бұрын
Just a small moment at 3:02, but I'm always inspired by Stephen's ability to find comedy in personal tragedy.
@AlexJoneses
@AlexJoneses 7 жыл бұрын
WAIT SPICY BOI IS RESIGNING?!?!?!?!?! This simply cannot be THIS SIMPLY CANNOT BE!!!!!
@w.d.k.podcast1348
@w.d.k.podcast1348 7 жыл бұрын
That Cathedral Guy Melissa McCarthy will be missed
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Spicer the hat less mushroom stem with a tiny human face on it, did have a certain cuteness about him..
@wobeck
@wobeck 7 жыл бұрын
Spicy did not want to leave. Spicy despises Scaramuchi, and he fervently opposed his hiring. Trump slammed the door in Spicy's face, locked him out, and so he took the hint and left. Trump's trying to do the same thing to Sessions, but Sessions is refusing to leave quietly.
@Asaliuru
@Asaliuru 7 жыл бұрын
Being unqualified for the job is the main qualification for the job.
@athermonuclearexplosion7159
@athermonuclearexplosion7159 7 жыл бұрын
Asaliuru Trump considers the being unqualified part as fake news, so they obviously are qualified. #Sarcasm #humor #Seems_legit
@Asaliuru
@Asaliuru 7 жыл бұрын
A Thermonuclear Explosion #weareallgoingtodie
@crazyforcoffee5950
@crazyforcoffee5950 7 жыл бұрын
Asaliuru sums up the US for you
@BdR76
@BdR76 7 жыл бұрын
Anthony Scaramucci looks like a character from Goodfellas crossed with the 80s guy from Futurama. #humor
@deemagico
@deemagico 7 жыл бұрын
this wannabe mob have a very punchable face.....
@lennyholland7596
@lennyholland7596 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was just thinking,...so now you have wiseguys in the White House. America is so funny these days. At least,.. it would be funny if not so f@#.! dangerous.
@TheMeatballMen
@TheMeatballMen 7 жыл бұрын
He's the kinda guy to go buy a flashy suit after robbing the American people and then wear it to a press conference This is a really bizarre attempt at referencing Goodfellas and making it applicable to the current situation
@ZeroGForce
@ZeroGForce 7 жыл бұрын
Really? My first impression was that he looks like Willem Dafoe as the Green Goblin... ...not saying I want to see him get impaled or anything, _but..._
@andreasstergard4057
@andreasstergard4057 7 жыл бұрын
Zaphod Beeblebrox
@billm4074
@billm4074 7 жыл бұрын
The MOOCH is ready to SMOOCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Good one.... and true!!
@yyguuyg
@yyguuyg 7 жыл бұрын
Just out of curiosity, what is your IQ?
@bradym.1598
@bradym.1598 7 жыл бұрын
8675309 Just out of curiosity, why are you insulting someone who has different opinions than you?
@billm4074
@billm4074 7 жыл бұрын
8675309, The number you're asking for is 128. My question, is that 8675309 your Trump-Putin troll number?
@billm4074
@billm4074 7 жыл бұрын
Brady McClaskey, thank you for sticking out for me, but there's nothing that a Trump worshiper can say that'll bother me. :D
@EvertGuzman
@EvertGuzman 7 жыл бұрын
"It's like trying to win Connect 4 with just three pieces"
@asmrtist9058
@asmrtist9058 4 жыл бұрын
It's insane how much more energy his show has with an audience
@Antifrost
@Antifrost 7 жыл бұрын
EVERYONE IN THIS DAMN ADMINISTRATION IS A FRIKKIN CARTOON CHARACTER
@LowLife98onPS3
@LowLife98onPS3 7 жыл бұрын
Antifrost cartoon characters are usually funny and oh yeah don't commit treason
@Antifrost
@Antifrost 7 жыл бұрын
I never said it was a good cartoon ;P
@maplesyrup5227
@maplesyrup5227 7 жыл бұрын
I'll miss that repressed look in Sean's eyes.
@M0oranshi
@M0oranshi 7 жыл бұрын
Go home America you're drunk.
@iandaley61
@iandaley61 7 жыл бұрын
M0oranshi it's meth
@unanimous300
@unanimous300 7 жыл бұрын
+M0oranshi No, America is pissed off. But like a drunk, we ain't going home until we kick some ass. It looks like we'll be kicking fat-ass this time. Haha.
@evelynjenkins4456
@evelynjenkins4456 7 жыл бұрын
M0oranshi America is always drunk, trust me....I live there
@alfatazer_8991
@alfatazer_8991 7 жыл бұрын
Here I thought after Bush the Obama era was America in rehab. But goddamn you guys relapsed quick when you voted for Trump.
@jitkasoliman7580
@jitkasoliman7580 7 жыл бұрын
unanimous300 Looks like you are kicking your own ass..
@geforce1231
@geforce1231 7 жыл бұрын
Melissa McCharthy - with Spicy out, here is your new assignment "The Mooch" :D
@LexieFM
@LexieFM 6 жыл бұрын
We need more of her on SNL.
@beastrule
@beastrule Жыл бұрын
The mooch-colbert videos are some of the funniest videos he’s ever done 😂
@tweetytweety2991
@tweetytweety2991 7 жыл бұрын
The new joke err I mean, the new member of trump administration Anthony “The Mooch” will really make jokes great again.
@iandaley61
@iandaley61 7 жыл бұрын
Unapologetically Sassy this comment made me guffaw
@curiousela1
@curiousela1 7 жыл бұрын
Tweety Tweety And we thought we would miss Spicer 😃😆😆
@sarjitsingh7542
@sarjitsingh7542 7 жыл бұрын
Tweety Tweety j
@bearheart2009
@bearheart2009 7 жыл бұрын
Im starting to suspect that God loves Stephen more than anyone else in the world.
@awithers7
@awithers7 7 жыл бұрын
Jake J Yes we desperately need to feel better about the situation. Trump hiring a man who once cussed him out on live television in an effort to cope with the massive amount of pressure over the Russia investigation and the general failure of his presidency is a massive blow to liberals and anti Trump causes. The only way we can deal with this crushing blow is by making jokes about the mooch.
@shotjohnny
@shotjohnny 7 жыл бұрын
OMG! That picture of Huckabee @ 5:05 is just too funny! And SC's description of "a sorority girl at a rave party whose ecstasy just kicked" in is dead on! Has anyone at SNL played her yet? She seems like a comedy gold-mine!
@Texaca
@Texaca 7 жыл бұрын
she looked almost as scary as the Secretary of State Katherine Harris of Florida, on Friday, 7-21-17, when she stepped in as the new Press Secretary. And whats with those damn fake ass eyelashes. geez, someone needs to fire the hair and makeup artist
@Roooa2312
@Roooa2312 7 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this all weekend. I was starting to go through withdrawals, with out my daily dose of Stephen Colbert.
@killersushi99
@killersushi99 7 жыл бұрын
Slam you head in a door 10 times and you will be fine.
@Roooa2312
@Roooa2312 7 жыл бұрын
Edi2003 I have already, ask your mom
@layniez2801
@layniez2801 7 жыл бұрын
The only positive thing Trump has contributed as president is evening entertainment. I laugh till I cry. Stephen is doing a great job.
@mysteryman7877
@mysteryman7877 7 жыл бұрын
"All that glitters is gold." -Albert Einstein
@illumathoti
@illumathoti 7 жыл бұрын
I'm so sad spicey is leaving. I really loved Melissa McCarthy's SNL skits of him. 😭
@WritersBlocked13
@WritersBlocked13 7 жыл бұрын
Zeta ! I'd be surprised if they don't do one last one, especially since he stole a mini fridge from his staffers.
@bl00dhoney
@bl00dhoney 7 жыл бұрын
Morticai Andthemortys what??? 🤣🤣😱😱🤣
@illumathoti
@illumathoti 7 жыл бұрын
Morticai Andthemortys wait. He stole a mini fridge? Hahahahaha 😂😂😂
@ianhermoso3380
@ianhermoso3380 7 жыл бұрын
Spicy apparently stole a mini fridge from the junior staffers.
@DagobertX2
@DagobertX2 7 жыл бұрын
And the mooch deleted an old tweet few days ago that criticized trump. Too bad the internet doesn't forget :)
@wrydrune
@wrydrune 7 жыл бұрын
DagobertX2 he deleted a bunch of them.
@yaz2928
@yaz2928 7 жыл бұрын
wrydrune He deleted all tweets where Trump was mentioned, even ones praising Hillary
@andrearupe6035
@andrearupe6035 7 жыл бұрын
That picture of sarah huckabee though 😂😂😂😂
@williamwright9562
@williamwright9562 7 жыл бұрын
I see a little silhouetto of a man.....
@casuallybry
@casuallybry 6 жыл бұрын
cinnamongirl3121 *BITCH YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE IT* Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the fandango?
@Eddie472
@Eddie472 6 жыл бұрын
Galileo!
@froidesprit
@froidesprit 5 жыл бұрын
Edward Worthington Galileo!
@user-gf4uc1ok3j
@user-gf4uc1ok3j 4 жыл бұрын
Master Ejura Galileo!
@hamlet1976
@hamlet1976 4 жыл бұрын
Galileo!!!
@AlexisShahriarAssadi
@AlexisShahriarAssadi 4 жыл бұрын
Revisiting this monologue. Absolutely fantastic.
@HawkOfLight1
@HawkOfLight1 7 жыл бұрын
"I Don't Shine Shoes Anymore!" I died! 4:50
@transformersloverjon
@transformersloverjon 7 жыл бұрын
That's why I like Jon.
@sirij8436
@sirij8436 7 жыл бұрын
transformersloverjon Jon Colbert
@gabeitch9151
@gabeitch9151 7 жыл бұрын
Trump's a phenomenal athlete? I thought this shit happens only in North Korea where Kim Jong Un apparently hits only hole in ones...
@junebug3809
@junebug3809 7 жыл бұрын
Bennet M. Darshan lollooooolooooolloooooooo00oooooool
@mungolikescandy3270
@mungolikescandy3270 7 жыл бұрын
did he say "...he sinks three foot putts." ?
@badlydrawnturtle8484
@badlydrawnturtle8484 7 жыл бұрын
+mungo likes candy Yup. He did.
@mungolikescandy3270
@mungolikescandy3270 7 жыл бұрын
badly drawn turtle, maybe he's trying to make don feel good about his best putt.
@jontraz5993
@jontraz5993 7 жыл бұрын
Emiscary1 having inherited it from her father, our messiah
@andrewsmactips
@andrewsmactips 7 жыл бұрын
This monologue is gold Steven. It's gold.
@Saraseeksthompson0211
@Saraseeksthompson0211 6 жыл бұрын
Stephen’s smile makes me so happy. It is so wonderful!
@Frosty1979
@Frosty1979 7 жыл бұрын
There is something wrong with Scaramucci's face. To me It looks like he cut off another person's face and wears it on top of his real face. Freaky.
@SuperBenball
@SuperBenball 7 жыл бұрын
That Huckabee-Sanders Ecstasy joke is gold.😂😂
@BladeWinters
@BladeWinters 7 жыл бұрын
The dictionary definition of 'Mooch': to loiter in a bored or listless manner, or, to ask for or obtain (something) without paying for it. The person who gave Scaramucci that nickname clearly didn't like him.
@shoegal
@shoegal 7 жыл бұрын
BladeWinters mooch as a verb means to be like a parasite
@swunt10
@swunt10 7 жыл бұрын
Scaramuccia in italian means little clown, so no nick name needed.
@960john
@960john 7 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone saying this? I'm italian and i can garantee you the word means "battle of no importance between two armies". It's true that there's a character called that way, but it's not the word's meaning, and italians use it without referring to Comedy of Art. Consider that most of italians don't even know the existence of the "clown character" but everyone uses that word to mean "quarrel of no importance"
@jabuncayiyana1534
@jabuncayiyana1534 7 жыл бұрын
Sorority girl at rave party who's ecstasy just kicked in.
@teridawn50
@teridawn50 7 жыл бұрын
A more perfect description does not exist! 😂
@gregnewell4727
@gregnewell4727 7 жыл бұрын
Time for Joe Pesci to come out of retirement maybe SNL. The Mootch is like Scrappy Doo LOL.
@mort8568
@mort8568 7 жыл бұрын
Gregory Newell this definitely
@iChillypepper
@iChillypepper 7 жыл бұрын
Gregory Newell that would be funny but we need another woman playing him to piss off the cheeto
@bagelbaker411
@bagelbaker411 7 жыл бұрын
Look up "The Irishman".
@biertrang
@biertrang 7 жыл бұрын
no no melissa mccarthy should do this guy too
@KidNoah2012
@KidNoah2012 7 жыл бұрын
I humbly suggest Marisa Tomei.
@clightning9703
@clightning9703 5 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh man.... Stephen should get an Award for impersonating the "Mooch"..... hahahaha
@adrianorizzopt
@adrianorizzopt 7 жыл бұрын
" Won in Connect 4 with 3 pieces" DEAD! HAHAHAHA
@andersenzheng
@andersenzheng 7 жыл бұрын
WH is seriously better than GoT and HoC now. Even the greatest writer wouldn't dare to write plots like this and expecting people to believe it could happen in real life.
@jontraz5993
@jontraz5993 7 жыл бұрын
Andersen Zheng weird times
@DavidSchultz-PDX
@DavidSchultz-PDX 7 жыл бұрын
We all know Trumps launch codes are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, & 6
@300DBenz
@300DBenz 7 жыл бұрын
David Schultz I've got that same combination on my luggage!
@virtuitousvampire9371
@virtuitousvampire9371 7 жыл бұрын
David Schultz don't think that he can count past 5.
@selfworm
@selfworm 7 жыл бұрын
How is Trump supposed to remember that? It's way too complicated for him. His launch code is actually just 1.
@nathanyahalbanyah6259
@nathanyahalbanyah6259 7 жыл бұрын
300DBenz this country has just gone from suck to blow!
@jakefisher4442
@jakefisher4442 7 жыл бұрын
David Schultz well for several decades much before Trump took office the actual launch code was 00000000
@jasonjones9798
@jasonjones9798 7 жыл бұрын
Anthony Scaramucci thinks the earth is 5500 years old enough said??.?
@jakemarko1889
@jakemarko1889 7 жыл бұрын
I'm so grateful of this video. It's official. Competence is a bar too high for this administration.
@s.bakyhnh1756
@s.bakyhnh1756 7 жыл бұрын
This guy should be selling used cars, not kissing tRump's ass.
@StefanGBucher
@StefanGBucher 7 жыл бұрын
Don't try to fence him in. He can do both!
@Torgofoxtrot160
@Torgofoxtrot160 7 жыл бұрын
Janusha killary didnt win so the devil s not in the white house your traitor to our country should be behind bars. But apparently corrupt trash dont have follow the law
@bladerj
@bladerj 7 жыл бұрын
you jealous mate ?
@strawberrymilk1683
@strawberrymilk1683 7 жыл бұрын
Torgofoxtrot160 OMG more about hillary! thats over, its done. YOU DEMONS won. thats all you supporters ever talk about. NONE of you are intelligent
@llongone2
@llongone2 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the toxic dumpster fire that is the United States is now ALL on you, you fucking Trumptards. Every shitty thing Trump and his band of traitorous lying bastards do is ALL your fault.
@thevoiceofdahomey
@thevoiceofdahomey 7 жыл бұрын
He just murder Sarah Sanders I can't stop laughing 😂
@freejtmoneyful
@freejtmoneyful 7 жыл бұрын
CARNOT AGBOMENOU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@asmrtist9058
@asmrtist9058 4 жыл бұрын
One of the all time greatest monologues on this show!
@calipachanguero
@calipachanguero 7 жыл бұрын
"I don't shine shoes anymore" lol.
@Buenomars
@Buenomars 7 жыл бұрын
1989: Turner and Hooch 2017: Trump and Cooch
@deprofundis3293
@deprofundis3293 7 жыл бұрын
I'll miss the ease of teasing this guy. I honestly don't mean that in an angry tone, either. But the tweets will (unfortunately) continue to speak for themselves...with or without Spicey!
@alexemanoff9537
@alexemanoff9537 7 жыл бұрын
This episode was pure Colbert gold!
@NicksMagicstorytime
@NicksMagicstorytime 7 жыл бұрын
When someone leaves a Presidential Administration and someone says "I hope he goes on to make a lot of money" there is obviously a problem. I know American politics and the corporate donors are a revolving door of payoffs and promises, but they are not supposed to say it out loud. But the more they do so, the more it comes to light and the people rise up to start it.
@reachtrita
@reachtrita 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert's monologues are the best! His speech and act is on point! I'd also love to see the script writers, they are fantastic!
@jteli01
@jteli01 7 жыл бұрын
They found like the worst picture online for Sarah H. Sanders😂
@hawkeye5955
@hawkeye5955 7 жыл бұрын
I think it'll become a new meme. lol
@siamean1
@siamean1 7 жыл бұрын
There is no best picture either.
@agc3168
@agc3168 7 жыл бұрын
You can pause at any of the frames from her press briefings and they'll all look the same.
@DrReginaldFinleySr
@DrReginaldFinleySr 7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it was random. She always looks like that.
@firstlast8820
@firstlast8820 7 жыл бұрын
this is actually one of her better photos
@StriKe_jk
@StriKe_jk 7 жыл бұрын
Is 'The White House' a new sitcom? Because it feels like it.
@allisonstrickling5260
@allisonstrickling5260 7 жыл бұрын
Seriously, in 4 years Netflix will have a long running dramady about this presidency.
@skler69
@skler69 7 жыл бұрын
More like a reality tv gameshow.
@juliesprik870
@juliesprik870 7 жыл бұрын
Drm R IT DOES! The cast of SNL should trade places with the nuts in the White House.
@xql22
@xql22 7 жыл бұрын
6 month and still going strong on the trump jokes. Trump = the golden age of late nights.
@user-fk6cb9en8v
@user-fk6cb9en8v 7 жыл бұрын
The Itchy & Scratchy & Moochy Show ...sounds about right
@johnstover9083
@johnstover9083 7 жыл бұрын
Hair and makeup..... the foundations of any administration...
@johnbranscombe3817
@johnbranscombe3817 7 жыл бұрын
I am learning that "transparency" in politics means you can see right through a politician since there is nothing of substance to block the view...
@awithers7
@awithers7 7 жыл бұрын
John Branscombe For Trump transparency means building a see through border wall so border agents don't get hurt when drug dealers throw 60lb bags of drugs over it.
@RAsphalt
@RAsphalt 7 жыл бұрын
I'm learning that a lot of people, you included, will let their standards go into a death spiral of delusion when their core beliefs or something they were very passionate about is challenged by facts or could be challenged by standards that are too high for their belief. You really don't want to know what your president is doing? On second thought, are you saying Hillary had "substance" too? Or are you just a hypocrite.
@johnbranscombe3817
@johnbranscombe3817 7 жыл бұрын
RAssphalt Yes I hold core beliefs in some things I expect from others like honesty, decency and integrity in people. When I see so clearly see that most (not all) politicians have none of those qualities, I can make my voting choices accordingly. Candidates that say they will be "fighting for the little guy" and believe in a "fair society" while they are financed by the super-rich and their PACs I am able to realise that they will not be even trying to live up to their promises and I should expect the opposite. I am not even an American, and very glad of that. I could not have voted for either "choices" offered in your One Party system, even if eligible. The same people and PACs routinely hedge their bets and finance both of the nominal parties to ensure a win regardless of the outcome. Then the larger oblivious populace can get all charged up about politics and cheer for their team and trash the other side and bask in the wonderfulness of democracy at work and claim a glorious victory or whine about their tragic loss and come back again for the next election. This reduces politics to the level of a professional sports league, where you cheer for your team, pay a lot for tickets and keep coming back so the stars of the sport can earn the big bucks. Until the average voter can "see through" this con game and carefully select the few politicians available that are the exceptions to this pattern then democracy in the USA will be forever monetized and your country will continue to get the best government that money can buy and deserves, regardless of which party they voted for. I would suggest that letting your "standards go into a death spiral of delusion" is self-revelatory on your part. The last person to ask about how well the president is doing is the president himself or someone he has appointed unless you like terms like "incredible" or "unbelievable" in their true meaning. Your current White House occupant has no credibility nor is he believable so I suppose those may be two things he has said about himself that may be true. When I talked about "transparency", I actually had the boy wonder who is Secretary of Everything He is Clueless About in mind, the "First Son-in-Law".
@hwy9nightkid
@hwy9nightkid 7 жыл бұрын
omg that Sarah photo was AWFUL
@LeolaGlamour
@LeolaGlamour 7 жыл бұрын
Donald J Drumpf her husband isn't even ugly.
@Lavvysuperstar23
@Lavvysuperstar23 7 жыл бұрын
honestly, did anyone have _any doubt_ that it was trump who told him that thing about russian hacking
@ronniecarlson4667
@ronniecarlson4667 7 жыл бұрын
Lavinia and Trump got that from Putin. Scary!
@satellite964
@satellite964 7 жыл бұрын
That "Fear, Entitlement and Victimization" part was brilliant!
@joiemills3399
@joiemills3399 7 жыл бұрын
"The mooch is ready to smooch!" Oh my gosh my favorite line 😂😂
@Wordavee1
@Wordavee1 7 жыл бұрын
He's just a rent-a-mouth, feed him the lines, out it comes, he doesn't care as long as the cash goes into his wallet.
@GarlicPudding
@GarlicPudding 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen or Mooch?
@jaem.1565
@jaem.1565 7 жыл бұрын
He literally said that his own values dont matter and he will subordinate them for the President!
@willimacdo
@willimacdo 7 жыл бұрын
" I hope he makes a tremendous amount of money" gee is it just me or is that a creepy thing to say? shallow to say the least, what happened to public service, oh no F#%@ that just give me money, money, money. So many songs suit this new guy.
@pekinobo
@pekinobo 7 жыл бұрын
"So many songs suit this new guy." How about Master of Puppets?
@terrylovesenegal
@terrylovesenegal 7 жыл бұрын
I agree, I found it so vulgar and exactly what is wrong with that whole bunch of monsters. I never imagined an administration could be so sickening.
@charlieni645
@charlieni645 7 жыл бұрын
I'm half expecting Spicer to be on this show one day.
@rexmundi2237
@rexmundi2237 7 жыл бұрын
Hope Martin Scorsese lives long enough to make a film about Trump. It'll make Oliver Stone's JFK seem like Peter Pan.
@cquinnable
@cquinnable 7 жыл бұрын
4:40 - 'now taking your *bleeping* shinebox AND GET OUTTA HERE, COME ON' and I'm dead
@jon_collins
@jon_collins 7 жыл бұрын
So your dear leader is amazing at all sports? Sounds familiar.
@inefabling
@inefabling 7 жыл бұрын
Y'know, I've never been down with the anti-Jon sentiment I see a lot in these here comments, but if he said personify one more time I swear to god I was finna write a REALLY scathing comment. As is, you get a subversive one.
@chrishahn2937
@chrishahn2937 7 жыл бұрын
LJ Fleming if he would've just kept it to one it woulda been great! But no he had to keep yelling it in his whiny voice he does. It feels like he sometimes says stuff just to make noise.
@zaydawood5354
@zaydawood5354 7 жыл бұрын
Its actually a copy cat of the David letterman show. I think they allow him the freedom to make comments , agreeable, reaffirming comments, to sway opinion. Thats just my take on it. If you watch letterman the voice is even the same.
@SiyabongaAfrica
@SiyabongaAfrica 7 жыл бұрын
The jokes write themselves now that The Mooch is in the WH
@amber8287
@amber8287 7 жыл бұрын
Scaramucci is going to be so much fun for comedians to imitate 😙😂
@LeftIsBest001
@LeftIsBest001 5 жыл бұрын
"Now take ya fuckin shinebox and get outta here!!!" 😂😂😂 4:35
@denniswilliams8856
@denniswilliams8856 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen: Keeping me sane in insane times
@frankie5862
@frankie5862 7 жыл бұрын
I'm not an American but Stephen you are Brilliant Sir!! 😂🤣😂
@silhouettesatsunset
@silhouettesatsunset 7 жыл бұрын
Mooch: Hedge fund manager MOOCHING off taxes
@munenemathenge8085
@munenemathenge8085 5 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back for the Scaramucci impressions. It's timeless.
@alexs.1242
@alexs.1242 7 жыл бұрын
Let's see: 20,451 likes, 792 dislikes. Not exactly 51-49, is it?
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 7 жыл бұрын
But did you see the viewer count? I heard at least eight thousand viewers showed up that day. Media will say it was only ten thousand. But it seriously looks like - I mean, there MUST be about a hundred and fifty thousand people. Maybe more. We won't even know. They'll have to bring in some rocket scientists in here to count it. I mean, there's gotta be over four million people here. On this video. If you got Isaac Einstein in here to count, and you know he could. Isaac Einstein. He's a great guy, Isaac. Great family. I hear he's got the greatest family in the history of since before there is even didn't we have hadn't were families yet now. #sad #fakenews #sixteenbillionpeople
@suejak1
@suejak1 7 жыл бұрын
I loooooove Jon Batiste, but I will agree he mostly doesn't do the sidekick thing too well. Just tone it back about 5 notches.
@noorahmadshinwari4053
@noorahmadshinwari4053 7 жыл бұрын
I wish he'd just shut up. His sidekick noises are really ruining the show for me.
@glodde
@glodde 7 жыл бұрын
I actually scrolled down here to say the same thing. Well said.
@reggieewilliams
@reggieewilliams 7 жыл бұрын
Nah, chill.
@Jayvin198
@Jayvin198 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert had the report for years, already a pro. Batiste already a musician genius, give it a few years he'll be Andy Richter level. Hopefully not like Letterman's or Fallon's guy Love from the Uk 🇬🇧
@thirdeyefocus6255
@thirdeyefocus6255 7 жыл бұрын
"Personified, personified, personified, personified, personified!" -- Jon Batiste (2017)
@TaddiestMason
@TaddiestMason 7 жыл бұрын
"I once saw this guy win a game of tic tac toe in 2 moves!" - The "Mucc
@brian554xx
@brian554xx 7 жыл бұрын
Perfect man for the job! He manages to make mockery of the unclothed emperor sound to the emperor like abject flattery.
@karlosjeffers4791
@karlosjeffers4791 7 жыл бұрын
One of the best monologues from Mr Colbert! 😂 "take your fucking shinebox and get outta here" Absolute quality!
@AA-jj8bg
@AA-jj8bg 7 жыл бұрын
To all those who blamed Stephen for stereotyping The Mooch, Anthony showed his true colours in days. #NewYorker interview
@MaserXIV
@MaserXIV 7 жыл бұрын
"My only regret... is that I have... Boneitis..!"
@karenmendoza9521
@karenmendoza9521 7 жыл бұрын
THE MONOLOGUE IN ONE PIECE!!! YES
@ad2094
@ad2094 7 жыл бұрын
As soon as I read the name I knew there would be a Queen joke 😂
@EpicPie0
@EpicPie0 7 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see what snl brings to the table for this guy
@-Th7-
@-Th7- 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too. Alex Moffat should be able to parody this guy perfectly.
@chrisivanchev
@chrisivanchev 7 жыл бұрын
1:43 And he looks like a mafia enforcer. Good job: you've replaced a liar with an enforcer... Poor Spicer obviously quit because he couldn't stand this any more
@flagal519
@flagal519 7 жыл бұрын
I can't wait until SNL rolls out their impression ! They shot it to the moon with the Spicer skits.
@JaySingh-dy9bt
@JaySingh-dy9bt 7 жыл бұрын
flagal519 He's probably gonna be embroiled in another scandal when they start again
@NATI3218
@NATI3218 7 жыл бұрын
Scaramucci: I saw trump go into a revolving door behind me and come out in front of me.
@SpongeBobImagination
@SpongeBobImagination 7 жыл бұрын
Very entertaining, Stephen. Keep up the good work.
@sharonhoward8191
@sharonhoward8191 7 жыл бұрын
I LAUGH MYSELF TO TEARS EVERY NIGHT.... THANKS STEPHEN
@gelynch52phPH
@gelynch52phPH 7 жыл бұрын
He does all this work learning the impression and "The Mooch" is already fired 10 days in.
@NicklenDimeChicano
@NicklenDimeChicano 5 жыл бұрын
Im probably the only person who still watches this but the scaramuchi impressions are my absolute favorites from this show
@quintenjoris7869
@quintenjoris7869 5 жыл бұрын
Naaah man, "the Hungry for Power Games" are my absolute fav :-) ...But yeah, the Mooch impressions are classic ^_^
@2thePtBassTuT
@2thePtBassTuT 7 жыл бұрын
This never gets old...
@geraldshields9035
@geraldshields9035 7 жыл бұрын
Anthony Scaramucci is like an evil version of the TV series "Happy Days" Arthur Fonzarelli
@Eric-jb1ym
@Eric-jb1ym 7 жыл бұрын
Please. I felt bad for spicer. He had a hard fucking job. Amazing he lasted this long
@gailklinck5849
@gailklinck5849 7 жыл бұрын
Terence Fletcher I
@margotgorske6986
@margotgorske6986 7 жыл бұрын
Scaramucci reminds me of the king's dwarf the joker: play the fool, deflect, be cruel. prior; hedge fund manager
@badimprov9729
@badimprov9729 7 жыл бұрын
THA MOOCH!
@cheruzaleming
@cheruzaleming 7 жыл бұрын
BadImprov SMOOCH me
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