Patrice O'Neal - Your Happiness Is Paramount

[@retrorenaissance9497]

"if a girl is happy, youre happy" no, im not happy, im temporarily relieved because theres a brief period of time where i dont have to do shit to make her happy, but ultimately im not happy.

[@TopFlightSecurity415]

they really do have an entitlement gene lol

[@EikottXD]

🏆

[@EikottXD]

@@TopFlightSecurity415 I wouldn't say all of them do, and that's a pretty basic statement to make, honestly, you could've done better if you just thought first.

[@jamesbunda806]

I swear "Happy wife, happy life" is a such a sad co dependent way of living. That shit should count as an abusive relationship lmao

[@breatharianinstitute]

Zero dislikes, my faith in humanity was just raised by .00001%

[@romarioosborne589]

Patrice Oneal is one of my biggest heroes. His Phillosophy is so righteous, honest and so logical that I could just connect everything he is saying to the many situations that I have seen and experienced. He was a great and wise man

[@kyleholcomb8115]

RIP gone too soon. Now, is the time we really need him.

[@dl8571]

@@kyleholcomb8115 We can still carry the torch. We can use Patrice's knowledge to help other men. That's what i'm trying to do. Good thing Patrice's mind is Immortalized in these videos. I'm trying to explain this logic to bitches today, one bitch at a time.

[@drewkm32]

D Red Demon Same here my guy 💯🙏🏻

[@TheWeebinar]

Keep on keepin on fellas. One bitch at a time.

[@aspects8645]

@@dl8571 I’m training my bitch as we speak

[@Newbornvintage18]

I'd sacrifice myself to bring him back

[@randyhandysourpatchcandy]

Lmaoo

[@juanbaldera2680]

Second to sacrifice him

[@qwertyuiopqwerty112]

I'd sacrifice a major city to bring him back. The long term gains would be so much more

[@MrSamwiseable]

But....he still wouldn't be back....cuz you would be....gone...dead.

[@oeckstei]

Woah that’s a bit far. Maybe like donate a kidney or some blood.

[@marcellowheeler88]

Married man here. Happy wife=happy life means that you'll have a full time job doing stuff to temporarily make her happy then deal with the anxiety of waiting for her to get upset again about something she thinks you should be doing to make her happy again. When the guy is happy he will usually do everything in his power to make both people happy.

[@Introverted_Extrovert99]

Marcello Wheeler Theres this saying.....A happy man equals a happy relationship. But a happy woman equals a miserable man.

[@OrderedAffairs]

For a fact

[@heySTUPIDass]

YOOOOOO you hit it right there! I was NOT this anxious before

[@yungjj84]

This needs to be etched in stone

[@softbigotry4058]

I have a few of those emasculated, henpecked males in my family, and it almost makes me physically ill to witness grown men SUBMIT (their time, happiness, and 100% of the parenting choices) to the weaker sex. To be stuck in a situation where they're convinced they better do what the women say...or else. To have to "check in" with phone calls at specific times in the day, or the bitch pretends to be worried. To feel the need to constantly buy them shit they don't need, to keep them "happy", only for the broad to get greedy a few days later and want something else. To let an emotional creature pretend to "run" things, because she thinks she's entitled to, solely because she heard some ugly/old/fat bitch say so on tv. I've been working since 2005, and it's not a coincidence that the only grown men I've seen have legitimate temper tantrums on the job...are the ones who claim to be "happily married."

[@blakesexton2092]

hearing this is 2019 is like a breath of fresh air

[@renrah5902]

I second that and I'm a woman!

[@gearsofwar2497]

this Is some typical girl shit Patrice would be against 🤣 You being a women has no relevance

[@commandershepard9601]

In 2021 it's a hit of pure oxygen

[@EvanShlom]

2024 pendulum about to swing other way

[@MindfulPersonalGrowthop]

Partice in his prime.. Every year or 2 I go back to these clips for the past 5-6 years. Life's been great, and I'm in charge of my love live and its beautiful. Thank you Patrice. I really gotta visit his gravestone and leave some flowers.

[@CleanTeamSolutions]

I agree entirely with your comment. Do you happen to know where Patrice, God rest his soul, was laid to rest?

[@rally_chronicles]

@@CleanTeamSolutions unfortunately his ashes were scattered.

[@etf42]

so do i

[@SteveSmith-ze5mw]

Same bro

[@malikialgeriankabyleswag4200]

for some reason i love hearing patrice argue w girls 😂😂

[@brotoswaggins6238]

Beats them verbally

[@malikialgeriankabyleswag4200]

Verbal BDSM

[@rayakoth]

Because most men do not have the communication skills, courage, incentives and time to talk with women on even grounds. Weaker men do not want to offend because they want to stay on the good side and stronger men may not find it worth their time to argue with women.

[@eazywisdom5904]

I live to hear Patrice argue and put a bitch in there place 😄. It’s therapeutic .

[@0412lennon]

I love my girl but I talk to her the way Patrice talks to women. I give her 1 million times more logic than she gives me emotion and it works

[@remy3064]

Gotta comment so the algorithm keeps bringing these clips back around

[@iamdialer]

Same, preach

[@tylercarlson1659]

Hell yeah

[@IrishOfLuck]

I'm so glad we have KZbin channels like this to document who Patrice was and why he was a legend and will forever be a legend. Gone but never forgotten as the words of a prophet

[@santanah.6897]

facts

[@AndreMonthy]

The more I listen to Patrice the more I realise how genius he was. He was able to articulate what all of us think and feel with such clarity and precision.

[@DeadDreadLock]

Brian, "Why is she still talking!" LOL Awesome.

[@blopblop333]

He was trying waaaay too hard to impress Patrice right there. Hey my guy, you're calling in asking for advice because you're too scared to get out of a relationship you're stuck in, calm down on trying to sound like an alpha.

[@JungleJuiceJoey]

@@blopblop333 that shit was funny. He was only following after Patrice

[@ctmyers896]

@@blopblop333 to me it sounded like he was frustrated because she kept interrupting

[@Zzz-j2f]

That was the biggest whiff in all of Black Philip, I can hear a car crash in the distance.

[@tylercarlson1659]

Coming back to this again is SO REFRESHING. RIP King

[@paulcorda]

I can't thank this man enough, no words can say it. This great man, SAVED MY LIFE!! I have never loved somebody that I never knew more than this man, he is like the big brother/older cousin that I never had. He was an enlightened master. I consistently listen to him everyday to re-enforce and solidify and refresh myself with his vast reservoir of wisdom so I can gain a deeper and deeper understanding. My goal is the reach his level of mastery, and the closer I get to that the happier I am. THANK YOU!!! big man (and I dont just mean his size, but his impact) You'll always be my brother in arms, I would follow you into the gates of hell if needed. R.I.P

[@brandonethereal1084]

Agreed. He spoke the truth to the end, even if he had a gun to his head.💯💯

[@santanah.6897]

Facts same

[@Livinlife444]

I listen to Patrice at least once a month. He left this world way too soon.

[@zerothehero123]

The dog analogy is perfect! I use it all the time. These talks are like plato dialogues!

[@dereckkessler]

Keeping her happy will take more and more out of you as time goes on. And you'll end up bitter and resentful

[@PrimeTime__]

Facts. She'll suck the life out of you, knaw on your flesh and bones, then leave you there.

[@Brass_Heathen]

I swear we should start a support group.

[@jnordne2]

Sounds like you knew my ex-wife too! :D

[@Iestyn02]

@@PrimeTime__ vicious, experienced it and that's a very good analogy

[@PrimeTime__]

@@Iestyn02 me too bro

[@dg8676]

Literally just found out about you and I haven’t been able to stop listening and soaking up all your game. I feel good because a lot of my thought processes are similar to yours when it comes to women. Rest In Peace Patrice you are a True G.

[@modernman1240]

A Man’s Happiness matters more than a Woman’s Happiness. 1. Man is Happy by Himself - he doesnot need a Woman to be Happy. But her Happiness comes from him - she needs him to make her Happy. 2. Her Happiness is Ephemeral (changes day to day). She is unaware of what makes her Happy. She wants the Man to read her mind & just get it and then Make her Happy. This requires that the Man is Happy first. Therefore, for her to be Happy, the Man must be Happy. His Happiness must be the Top Priority. The Man MUST PROTECT HIS HAPPINESS at any Cost. The biggest Problem with Women is that they don’t Understand What Men want, nor do they care. She wants to dictate ‘what you Should Find Attractive’ & ‘what should make you Happy’. That’s why Her Happiness will make you Miserable because You won’t be You at that point. A Happy Woman is a Miserable Man. If you put her Happiness first, you would be Miserable. You should put your Happiness first and then it should trickle down to her. If the Girl runs the Relationship, she will lead it to its Failure. Never Give her the Power to dictate the Relationship. Don’t give her Everything she wants. Give her What she Needs - like a Drip of Medicine. Regulate that Shit. Learn to say No & Ignore her Majority of the times. If you can’t say No to a Woman, you are a Weak Man who would be exploited by her.

[@Aeroswrld24]

Patrice is right. Logic always win. Also if your girl runs the relationship, consider yourself done with knife in your brain.

[@dmiles7452]

Facts!!

[@templarmalta9946]

When Patrice says she's relentless she just cackles like a witch. That should tell you everything!!

[@fynworld]

That's true man! When you tell some truth to a girl and she laughs and can't control it, she's accepting it

[@Zzz-j2f]

“Karith is a serial killer.”

[@treykennedy4106]

He fucking tears women apart, their logic, their arguments. He is so good

[@lifewithbreion1392]

He just solved all my relationship questions in one freaking video lol...

[@themeatspot5020]

Man patrice lived for these convos! guy goes in.

[@senseiii3986]

We need to find the 7 DragonBall so that we can return patrice

[@thesuperherothe]

This man, saved me. His thoughts are so profound and funny at the same time. And it's very much true, to be honest. This shit works. Not just as a tactic, but as a philosophy to embody. The great teacher. Mr.P

[@1994nba]

“He doesn’t want to be with her when he just kinda wants to be with her but to kinda be with her he has to be with her”........complicated but makes SO MUCH SENSE

[@SaviourBest]

So much

[@OBENSquad_21]

I love how this is serious for Patrice

[@silaskaiser3890]

O'BEN holy shit. I reached enlightenment after reading your comment. I’ve been looking for that insight to apply it to my life. Thank you sir.

[@VengefulPolititron]

It's Reality. If you don't understand it, then you're a bitch.

[@eksquisite]

if you muster life to a point where you dont need to interact with women, you've won at life. As a teenager i achieved exactly that and i miss it a lot

[@hassanjacobs7506]

"I'm not your man Karen." Fucking gold

[@wavyheat305]

The dog part explained after the fact is DEAD ON

[@georgecoutermarsh6542]

Miss you Patrice

[@georgecoutermarsh6542]

Damn .. you liking this just reminded me lol. I don’t even know this guy and I honestly miss him. Shit is crazy.

[@richb.o.n9208]

He gave so much medicine i thought the bytch was going to overdose 🤣🤣💯💯 Patrice I’m still sharing these gems in 2024 rip we need you more than ever

[@genebuchanan2602]

"2 year one night stand" i felt that....

[@raycasias8144]

9:26 Patrice is so damn quick!! This shit made me laugh so much i couldn't breathe haha 😂 So legendary. Thank you Patrice! Only certain genius can make you laugh that hard! It's a good feeling. And excellent advice on top of the hilarity. Lmao.

[@rhodesphotoco]

Somewhere in the infinite universe is an Earth where Patrice is alive and well, I’d give just about anything for an afternoon listening to him talking about whatever’s on his mind today.

[@mr.theodore6489]

"The ducks are like, where the fuck! I need to get eaten." 😂😂😂😂

[@franciscobizzaro]

Haha loved that part

[@rubyhernandezrico]

Listening to Patrice as a woman is making me understand myself better .. wow

[@SlyScyther]

@@9ftelfoo389 an idiotic response. A woman listening to Patrice and bettering herself from his wisdom should be encouraged.

[@TheWeebinar]

@@SlyScyther Agreed. @rubyhr Keep on keepin on

[@tjhammer24]

@rubyhr pick up the book his widow wrote "speak fluent man"

[@tolloromassi99]

@@SlyScyther Do you think Patrice's wisdom gonna change a woman's NATURE??? How stupid are you??? Men can relate to Patrice's wisdom and act accordingly. vvomen on the other hand will NOT.

[@dafunk99]

@@SlyScyther F's NO! If you think women are mature enough to put Patrice's teachings into action, you're the most gullible fool on the planet. It's all an act. They don't give af and they don't care. She needs to, like 9ftelfoo said, Scram!

[@kevinotero2141]

That dog anology is god tier level

[@rickDArula]

" I run off logic, you run off emotion " Damn NEVER thought of it that way

[@tvbuu]

Can't believe such an intellectually hilarious genius was taken from us. Im so upset I barely just found all his wisdom

[@DMVPac_]

Never show weakness, never show sadness or else that woman would destroy you

[@paulcorda]

The only time its ok for a man to show some weakness or sadness is when something MAJOR happens, like his dog he had for 15 years just died. other than that, you are absolutely correct.

[@houseofmatrix6174]

Correct never show weakness

[@williewill1237]

Why is she still talking - 13:18 😂

[@guitarsANDcars39]

@@renrah5902 she's not a retard. She's just being a girl. She's being typical.

[@jeviosoorishas181]

When a woman leads a relationship, it's similar to an abusive relationship, where a woman lives in fear of her man's anger. It's kind of funny, if a woman is worried about upsetting her man, we by default call it an abusive relationship, but it's almost normal and expected that a man be afraid of upsetting the woman he loves and cares about.

[@wesleytait7982]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@bigpictureguys8415]

“You have pearls of wisdom but they’re wrapped in shit.” So perfect.

[@eazywisdom5904]

She’s sooo typical !! And childish . My theory is that All women are children until the age of 40. Patrice is my role model and mentor, Truly one of the greatest modern philosophers who Ever lived!!

[@stoplookinent4791]

@John Peaches sad how it goes that way...

[@TopFlightSecurity415]

i agree.....they have no sense of reason smh

[@williewill1237]

Bro they don’t change. They stop maturing after 16

[@Gobackto4chan]

I have a theory concerning the “women mature faster than men” idea. They don’t mature faster they just stop maturing earlier. It’s acceptable for a grown woman to act like a teenage girl for her entire life. Can’t control her emotions, gets moody all the time, freaks out in public. All shit we expect from children she’s allowed to do into her old age. The game is really fucked up.

[@ForeignFlexTv]

45 that’s when they start to mature Chronicles of Judah

[@Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

Patrice lived free because Patrice lived with rightous honesty he put all his shit in the light. Certainly a great man for others to look up to. Surely missed.

[@deanfranz]

That was a perfect line to end the video on.

[@noobnoob8922]

7:05 She legit laughing like some demon witch who got exposed. Scared the shit out me

[@johnstamos5948]

The dog analogy is crazy, i always said that girlfriends like to be treated like fuckable pets

[@winstonwolfwhiteshoes]

Its about you fellas, if you are happy then she ll ne happy. That happy wife happy life shit is beyond bullshit. Never give broads things they want, only what they need to keep functioning

[@englishpsycho8425]

You keep a dog on a leash, to not run away. When you can trust a dog not to run away, then you give it freedom. RIP Patrice. X

[@TwillzDGawd]

A Dog and God are the only things capable of unconditional love. -DMX

[@Jajais4u]

I clapped when he said, " Why is she still talking?"

[@JoyfulUniter]

Spend your whole day cultivating happiness and removing things that cause unhappiness. Put all your focus on it. See what happens after a couple months. Your life will be f*cking magical you'll be on a new timeline.

[@zitens66]

A lie: Men are simple and women are complex. Truth: Men are hyper complex and women are simple. A hyper complex creature can take in vast amounts of information and simplify it. A simple creature can only take things one at a time and by doing so, complicates a problem.

[@thoarnejones6805]

It's very true in biology as a whole, that the more complex creature take longer to mature. How many times do women brag about finishing maturity before men.

[@sirchompsalot4967]

Holy shit bro. Truth.

[@sunsetsandshadowspodcastre2309]

He should have recorded more of these I think this is my third time listening to all of them

[@rocking1313]

she is a master at double talk - she is disagreeing with you as she agrees with you!

[@rocking1313]

happy wife happy life is a recipe for disaster in a relationship, women don't know what they want...men need to decide what is better for both

[@bandorando6405]

LEGENDARY!!!

[@CoachKeithRobinson]

15:04 😆😆😆😆

[@mokwls1]

To everyone who reads.this... I wish you much health wealth peace and prosperity and amazing experiences and tranquility and excitement and everything you ever wanted or dreamed about that you get and happiness and love and joy contentment and everything your heart desires or needs or wants... Hope you have a great day!! Hope everything in your life is truly amazing and wonderful and you are 100pct satisfied with everything in your life!!! have an awesome/amazing day!!! Again wish you much health wealth love happiness joy contentment hope everything goes your way and most of all you are truly very very happy.. Have a wonderful awesome incredible magnificent day!!

[@momosauker]

I accept

[@theoneandolnyjordan]

I love listening to dr. Patrice oneal

[@blackstar_1069]

4:44 time out dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iamjuniorduh]

5:12 Hit that replay boys

[@acewest396]

Women swear they know what they want. so you give it to them and they're still not happy. cause that's a happiness they gotta figure out what's wrong with them (accountability)

[@edwardshaw1743]

Those podcasts where they have like 9 Instagram models/ OF girls on wish they were like Patrice

[@drawstringg7519]

That women has the perfect tone for anime voice acting

[@theblackpianist1905]

I keep wanting to just hear Patrice talk, it’s so annoying when everyone keeps interrupting.

[@allenmenefield4560]

The GOAT was completely right.

[@AfroVersity]

So no one in the comment section guys listening to this in 2020.

[@tjhammer24]

Bro I revisit often to stay sharp

[@joemendoza2292]

We just can't keep women happy no matter what they say. I've been married for almost 21 years and will NEVER do it again if it fell apart. I just don't have it in me to put up with a woman's bullshit again. Listen to Patrice talking to Anthony Cumia about his ex girlfriend not appreciating being in his mansion life.

[@KrockTheIndigo]

5:20 Here I realized Karen was lost’

[@orlandokelly5355]

Patrice is the only guy I know that can handle Karens

[@babykosh5415]

"negotiations with terrorist (women)" ... brilliant

[@amapianomusicentertainment4378]

Which books did patrice read?

[@luismorales5832]

I imagine he read Pimp: The Story of My Life by Iceberg Slim. He also mentioned the documentaries Pimps Up, Hoes Down and American Pimp in an interview and on The Black Phillip Show.

[@amapianomusicentertainment4378]

@@luismorales5832 thanks i have to read it

[@N.A.M.LazyCloud]

4:07 Patrice said "Ugh" 😂

[@santanah.6897]

Patrice should have been immortal 💯

[@mrDeathtrooper]

Kariths laugh is probably the only good thing about her.

[@mr.theodore6489]

The Ducks are like, "where the fuck! I need to get eaten!"😂😂

[@ziggamalay]

Looking back and listening to these interviews. All I feel is annoyance for every voice and perspective that comes from every person on the channel that isn't Patrice.

[@Geniune_JinOne]

A dog... I broke the fuck out🤣😂

[@ryanhumor]

She said “If I’m happy, I’ll make my man happy”….. So, if she has a bad day at work - you’re FKD.

[@Quball_Productions]

Title of video comes in around 3:35

[@ACTIONJACKSON-rq3vx]

CLASSICAL

[@Tyshkevich]

"We not talking about everybody, we are talking about women and men".... That IS everybody. Lol

[@angelito1358]

Daniy Tyshkevich nahh that’s “US”

[@davionwilliamson1524]

G.O.AT. 🐐

[@TwillzDGawd]

Dogs a mans BEST FRIEND. Stop complaining about being compared to the closest she can get to happy with a man. If you aint his DOG ladies, you really aint worth shit.

[@cazadordehumanos7551]

God bless all of this information. So fucking true bro...🤟🏼📚🤣

[@silaskaiser3890]

5:00

[@lgzz4885]

Damn.. so F’n true!? Luckily I’m just a happy person & my positive energy tends to rub off on others unintentionally. but it’s those chicks I’ve dated where it feels like it’s a project, where I have to do all these extra things to make her happy in order for “us” to be “happy” if it doesn’t come natural between me & a chick then.. 🤦‍♂️ get that shit outttta here!? Turn the tables? equality! Not gunna happen is it? 😆 Patrice was a G!

[@tolloromassi99]

It's a chore and pain in a$$ to keep them happy constantly. It's a never ending game and men get progressively miserable as they try to make those unhappy creature who need to be kept happy.

[@eatmuffinsallday]

That you have shit wrapped in just shit line was amazing, fucking Patrice

[@TheUmzie]

Of course her name is Karen 🤣

[@ochirzoloo2948]

FREEDOM SONG

[@kentondragon9263]

2year, 1night stand👍 🤣🤣🤣....keeping a girl happy is like dealing with terrorists🤣

[@massimo7219]

Women move the goal posts. Appease them and they want something else before you finish the sentence.

[@thelegend90028]

Much love and respect to Patrice....but I wish he would've let dante finish his thoughts. The show would've been much more productive.

[@richardvargus7443]

Lucky for you dante continued, with the beige philip show. So you can still hear tons of dante he is still alive. Contact him, ask him what he was going to say. Im happy patrice got his thoughts in. Because now hes gone

[@jorda_n_]

Takeaway - happy life, happy wife

[@theraven9849]

KEY

[@willholla1611]

All facts!!!!

[@albertoplasencia2635]

Facts

[@andrewbishop4447]

God I feeeel that shit when a girl breaks your thought to say some dumb shit and you have to re route your way back to your logical answer that you know was going to or (should) finish a point Drives me insane Women really don’t listen they wait for you to slip or say something they can jump off from into a tangent lol