Patrice O'Neal - Don't Let Anyone Have Power Over You

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Comedy Crackhead

Күн бұрын

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@mayorofthenonsense
@mayorofthenonsense 5 жыл бұрын
"A woman will only leave you if she has become convinced it will destroy you" - best Patrice quote ever.
@gamalsankara1388
@gamalsankara1388 5 жыл бұрын
Thats real.
@RyanWaite28
@RyanWaite28 5 жыл бұрын
when/where he say that?
@alexfxlll
@alexfxlll 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck nigga
@impulseproman
@impulseproman 5 жыл бұрын
That bitch shut the fuck up
@dayb6396
@dayb6396 4 жыл бұрын
Real rap
@ChiseledAdonis
@ChiseledAdonis 7 жыл бұрын
This man Patrice was a prophet... Not a day goes by I don't listen to this man... OUR HAPPINESS IS PARAMOUNT!!
@phucknaw2104
@phucknaw2104 6 жыл бұрын
I couldn't possibly disagree with you on that.
@africaindabuilding9541
@africaindabuilding9541 5 жыл бұрын
No doubt he was!
@jonwatson7155
@jonwatson7155 5 жыл бұрын
You guys should look into "alpha male strategies". He's Patrice reincarnated
@norm1815
@norm1815 5 жыл бұрын
@@jonwatson7155 Yup I been listening to AMS( real name Thomas) for a year and a half now.....I'm 51 and half the shit I know about women I learned from AMS
@everfragoso6313
@everfragoso6313 5 жыл бұрын
@@norm1815 so its call AMS???
@jasonq7504
@jasonq7504 5 жыл бұрын
I listen to Patrice every so often to keep my mind sharp. This is a mental workout. We can’t get lazy and dull our senses. Patrice is a discipline.
@ChainsTheChef888
@ChainsTheChef888 4 жыл бұрын
Bro exactly! i started listening to these Patrice talks again and i can tell how my thought process changes when i start to listen and the interactions with other people become different because of this mindset, i become empowered really
@truestdude
@truestdude 3 жыл бұрын
I always come back 2 these videos ever so often. Gotta keep my mind sharp. I'm str8 forward wt these chicks now. No sugar coating shit. Patrice is the driving force that keeps me on my P's & Q's
@julesfalcone
@julesfalcone 3 жыл бұрын
@@truestdude Jason: I remember when Patrice was telling Anthony what he needs to do to fix his relationship; and Anthony said: "Yes, I'm not gonna' do that." We all gotta do that.
@ComedyGuy64
@ComedyGuy64 3 жыл бұрын
Summed it up perfectly
@eddielewis8074
@eddielewis8074 2 жыл бұрын
100% his advice keep me on my toes. I av to listen weekly.
@ktat01
@ktat01 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice advice should be required by all males ages 14-18 to listen to. If I had this info at that age I would’ve been a monster with getting women in my early to mid 20s. Shit, I still use his tactics to this day at 33.... He was/is still the best in understanding women’s psyche. He’s smarter than most people with 2-3 degrees in the psychology field.
@Synthwave89
@Synthwave89 5 жыл бұрын
When did you start listening to him and when did you get good with women? How long did it take you? Peace
@ktat01
@ktat01 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry for such a late reply... I started listening to him sadly after he had already passed around 2012 when I was 26... Wish I didn’t let women walk all over me during my college years. Late into my 20s up till now I’ve been using his tactics of just basically knowing what you want and always being in control. Not in an overbearing fashion, but just being firm and confident. Women I believe instinctively desire for that in a man, and sadly we’ve been raised to believe the opposite . That you have to bow down to their every want/need. You will get walked all over. Peace and love my friends. And RIP Patrice!
@rickyzain5897
@rickyzain5897 4 жыл бұрын
@@Synthwave89 this is sad
@alikubilaycoban3634
@alikubilaycoban3634 4 жыл бұрын
Im a psychology student and you are dammmn right brother
@varietydreams3707
@varietydreams3707 4 жыл бұрын
CreeWilly what’s a smoke screen never heard that?
@FredDaImpaler
@FredDaImpaler 6 жыл бұрын
Damn Patrice why you had to leave us. We need you more then ever.
@alukkkard
@alukkkard 6 жыл бұрын
He left us his best, if you need more no one can help you, respectfully I say this!
@Purityknights
@Purityknights 6 жыл бұрын
ramon zaragoza I’m new to this channel what do you mean by “left us” did he die or something?
@ndigs
@ndigs 6 жыл бұрын
@@Purityknights Yeah bro Patrice passed away...Rip... He'll be missed shit like this last forever...This shit is a buried treasure!
@mr.theodore6489
@mr.theodore6489 5 жыл бұрын
If Patrice could say one thing from the grave, he would probably say, "What? Nigga, that's all I got.
@willville101
@willville101 5 жыл бұрын
4real
@xaviersoto3978
@xaviersoto3978 6 жыл бұрын
I swear I’ve been listening to these for days. PATRICE’S advice is so addicting!
@cerebralmindgame9818
@cerebralmindgame9818 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly ! I'm on this same wave bro.
@Reyesarmando77
@Reyesarmando77 6 жыл бұрын
Very True!!!!
@AwfulLottaYea
@AwfulLottaYea 5 жыл бұрын
Saaaame g, crazy how four random niggas all found this at different times in their live but I bet it was perfect timing for each
@The123carrera
@The123carrera 5 жыл бұрын
Dan F just started binging his vids today
@Anthonyikani
@Anthonyikani 5 жыл бұрын
Just caught the wave
@mr.theodore6489
@mr.theodore6489 5 жыл бұрын
Commandment number one: It's your fault. Every relationship I've ever been in, I can look back and see where I fucked up. They did what they did because I allowed it to happen.
@c.j.8194
@c.j.8194 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's bs eventhough it is coming from patrice. Women need to mature enough to behave like grown adults.
@mr.theodore6489
@mr.theodore6489 5 жыл бұрын
@@c.j.8194, you don't get it. Women rarely, if ever, grow up. As a man, you don't have the burden of wanting to be second, so you talk Straight talk. You have no need or desire to shit test anybody. As Patrice once said, "women don't want to win, they want a winner." Women pretend to want to be equal while really wanting to be second. We are raised in a bitched up Society that treat women like men. Women don't want to be treated like men, but they can't say that. They start shit testing us right away, within 24 months it's all over, because we fail test after test after test after test after test. Asking a woman to "grow up" is asking her to not be a woman. It is not their fault, it is our fault. We need to "grow up" and accept women for what they are and not what we want them to be. A woman is never happy until she's unhappy. Never apologize to her (even if you are wrong), don't give her anything that she don't deserve, make her invest in you ( people do not Love people, they love their investment), never argue with her ( always leave instead. If you stay and let her vent on you, she will not respect you.), never answer her questions right away, always say, "let me think about it." Never bring it up again. If she brings it up again, say, "I was thinking about that." Then you start questioning her about the subject that she asked you about. She will never realize that you never answered her questions, she'll be answering her own questions. Never make her feel like you wouldn't fuck another girl. She should think you would fuck another girl, if you have the chance. Stop trying to make women happy, women love to solve things, make her sad on purpose, I fucked up for 21 years, I finally figured it out.... I've been doing it right for 13 years. I'm speaking from experience. I back what Patrice is saying 100%.
@c.j.8194
@c.j.8194 5 жыл бұрын
@@mr.theodore6489 I think you missed the point. I refuse to treat women like little children. Either they behave around me like grown adults or I'm out. I remove myself from the situation. That simple.
@mr.theodore6489
@mr.theodore6489 5 жыл бұрын
@@c.j.8194 well, you will forever be "out", because they will all do the same thing. It is essential that you train a woman in what you will not take. She will never stop testing you, you must give her options. Option simply means, what you give her must be worse than what she would have gotten. For instance, if you're picking a girl up for a date, give yourself a five minute waiting period. If she's not out in 5 minutes, take off and text her, tell her that you will reschedule the date. I bet you, she will be on time the next time. Because bressed up and staying home is a worse option than going out on a date. Give her options in everything, from day one, train her in the way that it has to be. It's that or mgtow. Lazy. When you say "act like an adult", what you really mean (without knowing it) is, she should act like a man. That's like asking a chihuahua to grow into a Great Dane, it ain't gonna happen.
@mr.theodore6489
@mr.theodore6489 5 жыл бұрын
@@c.j.8194 would you throw away puppy after puppy after puppy rather than training them?Would you give away child after child after child after child rather than training them? All living creatures have to be trained in how to behave around another living creature. You are not supposed to buy what they're selling, you're supposed to buy what you're buying. A woman it's like a shopkeeper. Everything that you're looking for is in her store, but she will try to sell you what she want to sell you. It is up to you to demand what it is that you are buying..... do not settle for what she's selling. She will give you what you want, if you demand it. It really is that simple.
@No-right-to-take
@No-right-to-take 13 күн бұрын
Listing to this in almost 2025 RIP Legend!
@Twisted_utopia
@Twisted_utopia 5 жыл бұрын
I realize now in my later 30's that you have to treat women like they treat us, as replaceable accessories.
@Ohms_Won
@Ohms_Won 4 жыл бұрын
Major facts
@usa5439
@usa5439 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao beta. If someone treated you as replaceable its because you suck
@babykosh5415
@babykosh5415 4 жыл бұрын
yesssss
@Imnottapinata
@Imnottapinata 4 жыл бұрын
Never had a woman treat me as such 🤷‍♂️
@VegetabIeMan
@VegetabIeMan 4 жыл бұрын
In reality how we treat them is in actuality of what they really are, replaceable. In which just like how they try to be the boss they learn from us and try to spin back directly.
@sirkayda7205
@sirkayda7205 6 жыл бұрын
They don't want YOU as much as they want to just BE MARRIED. That's why women threaten to leave if you won't marry them.
@snicker12
@snicker12 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, well said
@Synthwave89
@Synthwave89 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah. If you love someone you don't need no damn paper to prove it.
@ennobleone
@ennobleone 5 жыл бұрын
be with someone who is into you.
@kwekstar44
@kwekstar44 5 жыл бұрын
@Miles Davidson Getting Married is like the female superbowl...They get a ring and everything...
@theredninja2817
@theredninja2817 5 жыл бұрын
@Triple M tell me about it
@nickh424
@nickh424 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice is right about being cold-hearted. That's just what you have to do because if you don't, you'll just be persuaded to do what you didn't wanna do in the first place. Your mind had the possibility of being changed.
@tyereksmith8946
@tyereksmith8946 5 жыл бұрын
Any woman is going to push your boundaries until you completely stop her. Best line ever
@omartriplett
@omartriplett 6 жыл бұрын
His relationship advice is phenomenal. And the reason why is because it's all rooted in the truth.
@mannyok7743
@mannyok7743 3 жыл бұрын
The truth will always set you free
@liquidbraino
@liquidbraino 4 жыл бұрын
I just discovered Patrice O'neil minutes ago. This dudes a fucking genius. If I'd have known of his work years earlier I could have saved myself from YEARS and YEARS of pain. Thank God for this brother. I'm listening. Don''t EVER let anyone have power over you.
@tootsitroll9785
@tootsitroll9785 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, I’m 35 with a great memory. 1986 here I seen the electronic revolution starting in 96 to 2008 + that’s not official I’m just calling it a technical electronic revolution but holy hell just now found Patrice ? I think my utube is set on no reply but I would like you to ask a question anything in the last 30 yrs. just for fun type thing if I can remember it or not.. I’m board lmao
@JT-id5xm
@JT-id5xm 3 жыл бұрын
2021 still needs Patrice desperately
@martinolsen007
@martinolsen007 2 жыл бұрын
2022 need patrice fucking asap 💔
@Swashbuckler9x
@Swashbuckler9x 7 ай бұрын
2024 here. Still need him
@cristianreyes5251
@cristianreyes5251 4 жыл бұрын
Im glad im still in my 20s to use this game from now one. I always felt this logic deep down but i listened to my heart instead of my head like a good soldier.💯💯
@jghifiversveiws8729
@jghifiversveiws8729 3 жыл бұрын
The only game you need to have, is really no game at all.
@Chaosdude341
@Chaosdude341 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice a goddamn modern day Socrates. Dude was absolutely brilliant.
@samtraygis1337
@samtraygis1337 2 жыл бұрын
I've been on a binge for the last three days of Patrice o Neal
@kirbyaugustine761
@kirbyaugustine761 6 жыл бұрын
Karith’s advice to Josh was atypical of most women in a guy dealing with a women’s horseshit. In Kariths opinion, Josh needs to be civil in dealing with his manipulative girlfriend, who railroaded him into having a kid by making a unilateral decision on a matter that involves the both of them. She created a lifetime of parental and financial responsibilities for Josh without his permission but he’s not supposed to be angry about it. Really?! His girlfriend is forcing her own “white picket fence” agenda on to Josh, at his expense, but Karith feels he doesn’t need to be an asshole. She’s attempting to take over his life and subjugate him to her selfish agenda using him as a means to an end and Karith says “you don’t have to be an asshole”. GTFOH! Not only do I hope Josh didn’t marry her I hope he ran for the hills because a women whose willing to purposely get pregnant in an attempt to trap you is a potential psychopath.
@w.davidholland7228
@w.davidholland7228 4 жыл бұрын
I agree with 95% of what u said but as a man who I'm assuming had unprotected sex, he is the one who came in her which is also a unilateral decision. This does not apply to women who lie about birth control and broken condoms or things of that nature.
@kirbyaugustine761
@kirbyaugustine761 3 жыл бұрын
@@w.davidholland7228 He didn’t have sex with her against her will. She’s actually more responsible for the pregnancy than Josh is. A woman has way more control over whether she has a baby or not.
@modernman1240
@modernman1240 2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that she is very likely to poison the kid against the father so as to gain a leverage over him. What kind of trap did he land himself into!!
@JDAfrica
@JDAfrica 2 ай бұрын
@@w.davidholland7228 I had this EXACT situation happen when I was 18. My first sexual experience, she said she was on the pill; I wanted to use condoms but she said she was “latex sensitive” … I asked specifically but ‘what about if something happens’ and she assured me she would terminate. We had sex half a dozen times over a couple months - get a phone call to say “oh, i missed my period and had a test - im pregnant and keeping it” That started 20 years of pain and financial issues, I started paying child support at 19 and only was able to keep my entire salary at 40. I was in court for maintenance increases every 8 months for 18 years. I never trusted another girl - had all but given up sex.
@adgapocalypse6639
@adgapocalypse6639 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice is a Red Pill God!
@tuckernevel
@tuckernevel 3 ай бұрын
hes bigger and better than red pill
@brizguy2022Here
@brizguy2022Here 3 ай бұрын
red pill was good at first but now it's doing more damage on men. Red pill is a little extreme and is just simply indoctrinating men to hate women when we need both men n women. Just the way god designed it :)
@RandyFricke
@RandyFricke 5 жыл бұрын
Thank God for the internet and the means to archive this vital knowledge imparted by the great Patrice.
@MisterColombus
@MisterColombus 4 жыл бұрын
This is gold. Someone should put together a library of these. I needed this in my early twenties.
@V4Now
@V4Now 3 жыл бұрын
"This is yo life, NIGGA!!" ~ Patrice O'Neil.
@awildgrendel7148
@awildgrendel7148 5 жыл бұрын
Damn this is AMS father right here lol. “Listen man” “listen fellas.”
@MikeErnesto
@MikeErnesto 5 жыл бұрын
“Here’s the thing”
@1000REMBOY
@1000REMBOY 5 жыл бұрын
All he had to do was clap his hands and rub em together
@smithlonian3726
@smithlonian3726 4 жыл бұрын
"I ain't finna be takin huh ass on dates an allat uhda bullshit." -AMS (at some point, I'm 97% sure of it)
@tgs8988
@tgs8988 4 жыл бұрын
*Rubs hands*
@kbtitan2464
@kbtitan2464 4 жыл бұрын
AMS ain't got shit on Patrice
@thegamingkitchen8429
@thegamingkitchen8429 7 жыл бұрын
Lol kid is 11 now.
@cristiansmistad1823
@cristiansmistad1823 6 жыл бұрын
The Gaming Kitchen Wonder if he'll ever listen to this
@urekmazino6800
@urekmazino6800 6 жыл бұрын
@jliveslife llool
@AwfulLottaYea
@AwfulLottaYea 5 жыл бұрын
Cristian Smistad lmfao he ain’t gonna know what his dad’s younger voice was like
@AwfulLottaYea
@AwfulLottaYea 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice ghost will appear all of a sudden like “tell me you not living with ya weak ass dad and ya dumb bitch mom still Nigga??? Lemme give you the game early, now this shit is bible...”
@GV_777YT
@GV_777YT 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahaah
@karamlevi
@karamlevi 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice was a powerful master of the outer world. He did not master his health and we lost him to that food / health addiction issues. I’ve had to work on my health directly and often and we are blessed by Mr O’Neal’s single track of bad ass outer world self protection and path of responsibility. I’m saying this cus if the health goes we can’t rebuild so to those on the rocks of life... go slow and repair well and thoroughly then get your Mack on and be well protected-with Patrice’s Wisdom.
@shamillion2340
@shamillion2340 5 жыл бұрын
Word
@Sef-Lo
@Sef-Lo 2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@MrIlleism
@MrIlleism 2 жыл бұрын
My boundaries got pushed, tested, constantly. Dealt with a narc. Best way is to remember that nobody should exercise control over you and your life. Plus your happiness is paramount! R.I.Patrice!
@johnwayne1840
@johnwayne1840 7 жыл бұрын
legend
@MrHeraclitus21
@MrHeraclitus21 6 жыл бұрын
I wish I listen to him when he was he was alive. I was 17yrs old, but still. R.I.P man
@frankystrings
@frankystrings 7 жыл бұрын
Family unit? I Came In You by mistake
@SJ23982398
@SJ23982398 6 жыл бұрын
Godamnit that was funny.
@HoustonIsImmortal
@HoustonIsImmortal 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice was a phenom.
@goo5976
@goo5976 10 ай бұрын
I love coming back here remembering all of the girls I righteously left in my past because of their antics. Thank you Patrice, you left an amazing legacy
@obispamente2036
@obispamente2036 2 жыл бұрын
I discovered this guy recently during my breakup and between him and ny therapist have made my struggle much easier to deal with.
@albinogator6221
@albinogator6221 Жыл бұрын
Struggle... come on bro. You're better than her! Always!
@turdmcgurd
@turdmcgurd 3 жыл бұрын
He would have the top podcast in the world by a LONG SHOT today
@hershbackridin
@hershbackridin 5 жыл бұрын
god patrice was a beacon for manness. a real blow to the world losing him especially when now where we need him the most.
@brianwilliams6377
@brianwilliams6377 6 жыл бұрын
She was pregnant before they got back together.
@maxdawg
@maxdawg 6 жыл бұрын
this is the most likely scenario.
@simpleman7203
@simpleman7203 6 жыл бұрын
Sad shit
@woodside4life
@woodside4life 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. She gets pregnant and then magically she wants to get back together? Right...
@mma1st105
@mma1st105 5 жыл бұрын
Call Maury
@Imperial-Tutor
@Imperial-Tutor 5 жыл бұрын
mma 1st 😭😭😭
@chaundadon2612
@chaundadon2612 7 ай бұрын
Sad I was too young to listen to him in real time while I was developing, but glad at 31 I’m listening now… RIP Patrice !
@Acoustics195
@Acoustics195 6 ай бұрын
Better late than never ❤❤
@Joelispresent
@Joelispresent 6 жыл бұрын
He had them in tears laughing at the end
@johnbrewer62
@johnbrewer62 26 күн бұрын
Man I just woke up today feeling like shit about a breakup that happened a year and a half ago and Patrice still puts me completely out of that funk
@spontaneousbootay
@spontaneousbootay 13 күн бұрын
yea he always brings the ruckus on the air. you got it in you too brother. be honest and make some shit happen righteously
@goose003
@goose003 3 жыл бұрын
Ooooh wow such a legend. God bless and wow just soooo funny down to it. Just just wouldve loved to meet him once!
@ktat01
@ktat01 5 жыл бұрын
Damn that kid is 11/12 years old now, I hope everything worked out for the guy... that’s my nightmare: having a kid with a woman I have no feelings for. Everything about it is a disaster for the man in that scenario, and sadly women a lot of the time see it as a jackpot or hitting the lottery. There is something very wrong about that.
@TheTruthContestt
@TheTruthContestt 5 жыл бұрын
ktat01 I’m the guy from this video, my life turned to shit
@lavell2721
@lavell2721 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheTruthContestt real shit?
@Vihara2
@Vihara2 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheTruthContestt fuckin real? yeah, don't fuck women you don't wanna be with i guess, is the moral here. Did you actually marry her?
@poopingwhilestanding5801
@poopingwhilestanding5801 4 жыл бұрын
Women are solipsistic...they don’t give a shit about the kid, only what it can provide for her
@jaymyers1369
@jaymyers1369 5 жыл бұрын
What people fail to realize is.... Patrice was serious lol
@Joedamoyaw
@Joedamoyaw 4 жыл бұрын
like deadass😂😂💯💯
@paulcolin9071
@paulcolin9071 3 жыл бұрын
😁
@MrHeraclitus21
@MrHeraclitus21 6 жыл бұрын
"practice being hard, cause you love her"
@StoneCold_
@StoneCold_ 6 жыл бұрын
This guy fxckin legend, woke me right tf up. RIP.
@justafighter1346
@justafighter1346 5 жыл бұрын
AMS is expanding on his philosophy
@sylvesterhurt447
@sylvesterhurt447 4 жыл бұрын
HES SAVING THIS MANS LIFE.
@oskarkarrera
@oskarkarrera 2 жыл бұрын
A brah I had to listen to this again & again It gets me everytime
@oskarkarrera
@oskarkarrera 5 ай бұрын
Hi Me How are U today ? besides broke as fudge ..........
@wayneosborn5670
@wayneosborn5670 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes i have to listen to patrice to remind myself im not crazy and women really be tripping
@modernman1240
@modernman1240 2 жыл бұрын
Thats what they do man. These bit*hes n simps make you doubt yrslf n gaslight you into thinking that you are either being crazy or extreme. But you hold the line, brother. Keep reminding urslf of the RP.
@XTRABIG
@XTRABIG 6 жыл бұрын
"On the chin!"
@raoulduke8794
@raoulduke8794 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I lived in a universe where Patrice didn’t die and I was listening or watching his podcast that he was doing now with guests like bill burr
@westboundNinja1
@westboundNinja1 5 жыл бұрын
Fellas when you see a chick at your job magicly become pregnant RIGHT AFTER her engagement, it was a guilt baby proposal. It's sad that a lot of guys feel it's their obligation to do so when they get "the news" Once you do, she knows you're just a sucker. it has NOTHING to do with love. You're just a source of comfort.
@sickdaydsa
@sickdaydsa 6 жыл бұрын
Patrice was hilarious and very honest and smart. Once pussy dont control u.....u win
@dankemusico5878
@dankemusico5878 3 ай бұрын
7:00 “Get a bucket” 😂🤣
@JorgesUsername
@JorgesUsername Жыл бұрын
4:14haha " I said FUCKS YEAH!!! Yes!!!"
@pyro7504
@pyro7504 Жыл бұрын
"What family unit bitch, I came in you by mistake" Im fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@willknowsright9615
@willknowsright9615 6 жыл бұрын
I love you Patrice.
@KtB45
@KtB45 4 жыл бұрын
This is the most New Mexico story I’ve ever heard. The land of Entrapment for sure.
@BusterCherry1
@BusterCherry1 4 жыл бұрын
I've had some great times in NM but it is truly a shithole.
@YoungTCash
@YoungTCash 4 жыл бұрын
I think all men should take time going out in the field trying to get girls, meet the girl they love, get their heart broke and THEN listen to Patrice. I wouldn’t have fully understood what his advice meant when I was younger, I didn’t have the experience to connect his principles with how to treat women. You can listen to this and reflect on where you fucked up, and what to do next time. Patrice combined with ChroniclesOfJudah144 is all any man needs...even tho Judah is directed at the “black” man
@nayrtnartsipacify
@nayrtnartsipacify 4 жыл бұрын
We need Patrice these days.
@ChainsTheChef888
@ChainsTheChef888 3 жыл бұрын
Man at the end where they are roleplaying 💀💀🤣🤣 such a good convo had me laughing with them
@marcusbrothers5221
@marcusbrothers5221 8 ай бұрын
If the previous co host Kathleen said the same shit Kareth said, Patrice would press her ejector seat button. It's the voice and the laugh that saves her every time
@JD-vh5hj
@JD-vh5hj 2 жыл бұрын
“Be cold and righteous”
@Living_Legend85
@Living_Legend85 3 жыл бұрын
The very specific episode that young men need to listen too. Trust me
@andreasstubbendorff9788
@andreasstubbendorff9788 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice saved that mans life
@paymetuck
@paymetuck 2 жыл бұрын
bro .. as a 20 year old we needed him NOW more then ever .. he’s a fuckin genius.
@R.Tafolla
@R.Tafolla 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice really was just dropping truth bombs back in the day and they're becoming more and more relevant today
@charlesjohnson1654
@charlesjohnson1654 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice should've wrote a guy code book before he died it would've been a best seller
@mpa8336
@mpa8336 5 жыл бұрын
In the old days, women would get married as young as 16. Look at old records. Then it was 18. Then it was college, and maybe 22. Then it was wait till 25, have some job experience. For today's people, women's ideal time to seek a mate is 25-30. They have some smarts, a lot of their internal crap has come up to be processed. For men, it makes no sense to get married prior to the age of 30. A man really needs that experience of people, and women. Feminists tell women they can wait till their late 40's. Ha ha ha. Yeah, they can wait, but the selection is pretty bad, where it's available at all. And they are furious the prince wasn't in the box, just like Ken, for Barbie, waiting for them to make up their minds. Men have to get established economically, before they start getting attractive- and they get more and more attractive, to the age of 60 or so. Women have a much narrower window, and most don't know that. Patrice says some incredibly wise stuff. Speaking from experience- if your woman has bitchiness, thinks only of herself, has moods, has the idea that she rules the roost, is a feminist, just get out. Cut your losses early. There are women with good hearts. They exist. Divorce is extremely expensive. Sit in on divorce court, when they have the contested cases, that will help cure you of wishful thinking.
@yungmentalproblems
@yungmentalproblems 3 ай бұрын
You think a 20 year old girl is gonna want a gross old man lol
@curtislane6823
@curtislane6823 3 жыл бұрын
Patrice...God Bless You...a Mans Man..cut above from no other
@creatingreality291
@creatingreality291 5 жыл бұрын
No one has power over me, but I like to allow people to believe whatever it is they want to believe. And with a few meditation sessions you too can achieve this mindset ;)
@_valmakoto2757
@_valmakoto2757 6 жыл бұрын
Moral Of The Story: "Ownership Of Thy Actions... That's All A Mack Packin'"
@mrnobody3949
@mrnobody3949 5 жыл бұрын
RIP P O'Neal brother speaking truth!
@modernman1240
@modernman1240 2 жыл бұрын
Any woman will push yr boundaries UNTILL YOU STOP HER. Your Happiness as a Man trumps her feelings.
@Profoundobserver
@Profoundobserver 4 жыл бұрын
How is he this hilarious off the cuff lmao
@SRich62
@SRich62 2 жыл бұрын
8:19 My favorite part of this clip. "The two years that I might spend in jail, for your lying, is worth it b****."
@pievancl5457
@pievancl5457 5 жыл бұрын
Patrice is the greatest GOAT of all time
@IanO3
@IanO3 4 жыл бұрын
The greatest greatest of all time of all time?
@jaylon.713
@jaylon.713 7 жыл бұрын
I wonder how this dude’s situation turned out.
@nickdipaolofan5948
@nickdipaolofan5948 6 жыл бұрын
He was too good of a prophet so God had to take him home before he gave away all of Gods secrets.
@aspeckt1
@aspeckt1 6 жыл бұрын
Bill BurrFan OP was talking about the caller.
@nickdipaolofan5948
@nickdipaolofan5948 6 жыл бұрын
oh, he probably pussed out and didn't listen to Patrice....
@venusspacey9685
@venusspacey9685 6 жыл бұрын
Jaylon Harris he’s gay
@appiahallan
@appiahallan 6 жыл бұрын
Jaylon Harris he got married
@CeciliaHernandez-e9u
@CeciliaHernandez-e9u 5 ай бұрын
Love it
@tot.taxi.
@tot.taxi. 5 жыл бұрын
being righteous and stern is the answer
@tlz124
@tlz124 4 жыл бұрын
This applies to so many things. The only reason i've done certain things is to avoid making other people upset. Then once it's done, i'm pissed because i caved in. It's the reason i feel like most people are overrated. But maybe i wouldn't have become jaded if i just would have said "No" when i didn't want to do something instead of saying "Yes"
@rocking1313
@rocking1313 3 жыл бұрын
you gotta start before it gets out of control - give an inch and they will take a mile !
@908peruvian
@908peruvian 7 жыл бұрын
Lmao this is hilarious
@dudefacial
@dudefacial 6 жыл бұрын
On everything I love, I would love to hear Patrice’s thoughts about my current situation because damnnn this shit is wack and this dude def sees shit from awesome angles
@datona13
@datona13 5 жыл бұрын
You can see it too.. but you gotta live it sometimes and figure it out for the future. Remember question everything, even the things you know so that its "protected by viper.. stand back" lol idk why that jumped in my thoughts but it must be waterproof, you know shockproof.. basically it must be Falseproof.
@kirbyaugustine761
@kirbyaugustine761 5 жыл бұрын
M luckily for us he lives on in these KZbin recordings. I revisit recordings like these once a year along with his appearances on the O & A Show. Dante has a podcast called the Beige Phillip Show. He’s no Patrice but he’s keeping the pimping going in his own way.
@kimberlyanita1006
@kimberlyanita1006 5 жыл бұрын
Instead of looking to another to run your own life why dont you just stand up and make your own decisions. If you cant do that then you dont need to be in a relationship. Stand back regroup find yourself and start again when your ready. You can lead yourself and feel better for it. Patrice is evil and setting you men up for a life of failure in the end. Today, he's gone for a reason. The devil laid his traps and then left. He did his job
@martoking
@martoking 5 жыл бұрын
@@kimberlyanita1006 if he is evil, what are you doing here? There must be many many bland and empty feminist vloggers on youtube surely.
@mallorysmith8610
@mallorysmith8610 3 жыл бұрын
@@datona13 made me think of DMX lol
@tobymcgroby8967
@tobymcgroby8967 4 жыл бұрын
7:22 The nerve to just make life plans like moving into a man's house just cause you're in a relationship with him. The entitlement, the assumption that she has all that power, JUST because she's a girl. It's infuriating
@MikeBrownLegend
@MikeBrownLegend 4 жыл бұрын
True but remember, they do what they do. It's nature. It's in the name of providing for the baby. As Patrice says, "they goofy" that's why he put the onus on us to make the right and best decision for the situation.
@tobymcgroby8967
@tobymcgroby8967 4 жыл бұрын
@@MikeBrownLegend yeah, you're right. I let it bother me again didn't I... I know better, but it gets to me sometimes. Thanks for that MBL30 I haven't been ruined like most guys, by women who are ruled by their emotions... So when I hear about these horror stories of divorce court alimony, or common-law asset seizure by these over-entitled, greedy manipulative women, I lose my mind.
@ytJuice13
@ytJuice13 3 жыл бұрын
We didn’t deserve Patrice. Gone way too soon.
@redpillretail
@redpillretail 4 жыл бұрын
Push you down the escalator all day. 😂 good one.
@jeviosoorishas181
@jeviosoorishas181 3 жыл бұрын
"It is strange that modesty is the rule for women when what they most value in men is boldness." - Ninon De Lenclos
@mso008
@mso008 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Patrice. I miss his wisdom.
@taipan8021
@taipan8021 3 жыл бұрын
The Best at what he did, to each their Own
@Bernie2032
@Bernie2032 3 ай бұрын
Family unit??? Imma push you down the escalator in a minute
@TheJeanean
@TheJeanean 4 жыл бұрын
She found out he was buying a house and saw free rent opportunities. I’ll never understand why people ask if they should do something they don’t want to do, especially if it’s life changing.
@EzeICE
@EzeICE 4 жыл бұрын
Keyser Soze on the thumbnail and Patrice on the content. I click.
6 жыл бұрын
Had me dying!
@kob7215
@kob7215 4 жыл бұрын
“Family unit bitch? I came in you by MISTAKE! “ lmaooo Long live the King
@ecsyntric
@ecsyntric 3 жыл бұрын
laugh riot at the end was the best
@mywayrene5072
@mywayrene5072 5 жыл бұрын
3:23 you u broke up 2 weeks ago and then got pregnant. Are u sure it's urs?
@siqpuppie
@siqpuppie 7 жыл бұрын
the escalator thing was fucking unreal
@stevenmedina1895
@stevenmedina1895 Жыл бұрын
Ohhhh my brother! TESTIFYYYYY!
@modernman1240
@modernman1240 2 жыл бұрын
If a woman tries to trap you or guilt you into doing sth you dont wanna do, call her out on it, check her Bulls**t n assertively say 'NO'. You should be willing to 'move on' if she doesnt comply. *Most importantly record the entire thing.*
@LikeAGentlemanPlease
@LikeAGentlemanPlease 5 жыл бұрын
His child is like 12 now. I hope he took the advice
@MrBob1125
@MrBob1125 6 жыл бұрын
The last 2-3 minutes🙌unbelievably funny!!! “Bitch! This is uh oops!”
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