EVERY Crime That Spider-Man Has Committed!

Despite being a hero, Spider-Man has totally committed a bunch of crimes over the years.
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[@troyoboyo17]

I think the biggest crime Spider-Man has ever committed when he stole that guy's pizza in Spider-Man 2

[@TheRandomTubeTV]

He didn't steal it, that pizza was accidentally dropped by that guy is why Peter "stole" it.

[@fracture6999]

@@TheRandomTubeTV It was a joke dude... and that wasn’t even the moment he was referring to. He was referring to Peter switching to spidey and a man thinking spidey stool peters pizza

[@iinsta5762]

Papi troyo

[@999antilife8]

love your content

[@SimplyHawa]

Lol

[@nx_niko]

**This video was made by the Daily Bugle gang**

[@LoliMaster69227]

Bugle gang Bugle gang Bugle gang Bugle gang

[@TheRandomTubeTV]

Lol good reference

[@PauloJrchannel]

He's a menace to the entire city!

[@phoemix7043]

@@PauloJrchannel I want that wall crawling arachnid prosecuted!

[@justchillz.]

@@phoemix7043 if he doesn't want to be famous I'll make him infamous

[@shinyagumon7015]

Be honest with us Drake, you just needed an excuse to show off your awesome J Jonah Jameson cosplay.

[@adrgaming5209]

Completely true.

[@denontown]

“SPIDERMAN IS A FRAUD!”

[@horseoperamarker]

yes

[@user-sx5oj4yb4e]

@Dani you suck

[@craftze_ro5909]

@@user-sx5oj4yb4e but suck what bro

[@JustSucks]

Sponsored by the daily bugle!

[@qaanibriyani2319]

I want a section of the video being a sponsored part in which he acts like JJJ and just makes the most funniest Spider-man references

[@JustSucks]

@@qaanibriyani2319 yeeeeeeessssss. Good idea

[@RobocopStealerOfFridges]

@@qaanibriyani2319 I got you.

[@RobocopStealerOfFridges]

@@qaanibriyani2319 SPIDER-MAN'S A MENACE!

[@qaanibriyani2319]

@@RobocopStealerOfFridges it's been a month since the vid came out and this video can still come.

[@thekingofpotatoes1932]

Peter: "With great power comes great responsibility" Writers: Makes him the most irresponsible person on the planet

[@cavareenvius7886]

Peter Parker: Let's sell my marriage to the devil so my 3/4 dead Aunt will only be 1/2 dead.

[@Username-wj8pz]

Dan Slott's decade long run on Spidey made me almost hate the character

[@ashtonchane6126]

This is why sometimes I prefer cartoons (some of them) and video games because the character mostly stays consistent as a character.

[@azathoththeprimalchaos2289]

That's because he's a weakling. Duh.

[@jadenbryant9283]

@@cavareenvius7886 seriously that was stupid

[@comixproviderftw_02]

4:11 When you ignore a crime alert happening in the Spider-Man PS4 game.

[@dragonlord3376]

Am I too much of an xbox player to get this joke?

[@comixproviderftw_02]

@@dragonlord3376 I'm so sorry

[@jhornacek]

If you let a car get away then Jameson will do an episode about it.

[@pissedhulk7794]

@@comixproviderftw_02 😅😂

[@phoemix7043]

I do that all the time!

[@comicdevil1964]

You sound nothing like J. Jonah Jameson. He’s obviously a Skrull, everyone.

[@National7575]

Or the chameleon

[@clownguy4399]

@@National7575 or both lmao

[@trickystar4602]

@@clownguy4399 a Skrull disguised as the chameleon?

[@clownguy4399]

@@trickystar4602 yes it sounds dumb which it is dumb but just go with it

[@scringyboy9314]

Or he’s a wii

[@WarmLillie]

Remember everyone don’t be Spider-Man be better than him.

[@Ricken9000]

I’ll be superior to spiderman. I’ll succeed in launching a missile at my class

[@kamjamrox]

Be Greater

[@mattwo7]

I'll be spectacular, don't worry.

[@CinematriX_TX21]

"That's easy for you to say, I just can't do what you do" -Miles Morales (1048)

[@pietrocatalano4285]

Superior Spider-Man

[@jimkol8799]

"working with the devil is still pretty shady" Me: a little?

[@ezracox1601]

Lmao

[@BenBen-so7qe]

What do you mean? I made a deal and he only possesses my body every few hours. The £1,000,000,000 easily makes up for it.

[@jimkol8799]

@@BenBen-so7qe 🤣😂🤣 Οκ then. 👍

[@spideyverge6206]

feels like your asking lucifer that question Hahahaha

[@driveasandwich6734]

Depends on which devil

[@Park3ro]

This moment in Daredevil 23 with Peter and Matthew is absolutly incredibile.

[@yurineri2227]

of which run? it got me interested

[@Park3ro]

@@yurineri2227 Chip Zdarsky run. The writing it's very good and the art it's beautiful.

[@yurineri2227]

@@Park3ro thanks, I''ll check it out for sure :)

[@Park3ro]

@@yurineri2227 you're welcome! Comics are a party , enjoy it!

[@javimontana817]

I literally went back and read Spider-Man bs Wolverine it came out in the 90s or 89s but it was a stupid story to me like Peter tried to punch wolverine and the woman jumped in the way so Spider-Man accidentally killed her

[@nathanl8622]

So basically what I've learned is that you can get away with domestic abuse, but only if you do it a bad storyline that everyone agrees to forget about.

[@matti.8465]

Luckily for Peter, the whole mess with the clones completely overshadowed the act of domestic abuse.

[@Aesirfollower2020]

It wasn't domestic abuse he hit her on accident no to mention she knew who was fighting and how strong they were on top of that she probably could tell she was pregnant and shouldn't get in the middle of any fight plus peter was pretty pissed

[@fictionarch]

It also helps if you're marvels best selling superhero.

[@Wiki1184]

I wouldn’t really call it domestic abuse. I’m definitely not defending it, but he didn’t actually know it was her and instantly regretted it when he found out.

[@jhornacek]

@@Aesirfollower2020 Peter knew she was pregnant when he hit her. She was a few months along - she was visibly pregnant.

[@sawkchalk6966]

I'm always impressed by how deep some of these cuts get Eagerly awaiting the "every breakfast item Superman has eaten" video

[@sdm47]

Don’t forget Aunt May’s wheat cakes They’re his favorite

[@JustSoji]

“Yup Spider-Man committed war crimes...” Can’t say I’m surprised

[@elijahbucklin7664]

love the mustache slowly falling off throughout the video

[@Mitzi_DelverVRC]

"This video was sponsored the the Daily Bugle."

[@crazydave9938]

Peter: If I had a nickel for everytime I've stolen an ambulance, I'd have two nickels. Not much, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@stalesock4]

The civil war/one more day storyline is a bit infamous, but I really liked seeing Peter just being so dark and savage. He dismantled and humiliated kingpin in front of all of the other prisoners, just toying with him and showed him how out of his league kingpin actually was. There’s something so satisfying seeing a man who puts his family above everything throw everything to the side just act in desperation and anger.

[@shinkaiatsuya950]

Here he comes Here comes Speed Spidey He's a menace on wheels

[@KilosFoxo]

He's a menace and hes gonna be chasing after someone

[@shinkaiatsuya950]

​@@KilosFoxo He's swinging over head better look alive.

[@tomsmurf4225]

I appreciate the dedication of Drake spraying his hair white just for a one-off visual gag

[@crimson5pider]

6:06 the difference is peter immediately apologized and realized what he did, while hank didn't care that he hit her, all he cared about was faking his worth to the other avengers

[@Shrimpfriedpee]

Wrong. Hank was under the influence of hazardous chemicals, and also deeply regretted it afterward.

[@halowaffle25]

Also when Peter did it it was shocking and out of character. When Hank did it, it was basically just a slightly more exaggerated version of how he normally acts towards women.

[@Kevcarmon1017]

4:29 Aunt May shots Spider-Man with a gun. That’s crazy

[@jhornacek]

This was in her "Oh, you horrible man!" phase.

[@kac7857]

Drake:"Spider-man comited warcrimes" Me:" HE WHAT?!"

[@ohyeahbonsai]

JUST MORE PROOF THAT THE SPIDER MENACE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IN NYC AND SHOULD GO TO JERSEY WITH THE REST OF THE FREAKS!

[@awesomeperson531]

And people call him a hero? I don’t see how, we should all listen to JJJ.

[@a7_cameron]

@ULGROTHA Exactly!

[@chrismanning2888]

@ULGROTHA Exactly why does he not hate silk

[@awesomeperson531]

@ULGROTHA he only hired Scorpion to get rid of that wall crawling menace

[@xanderm6090]

Peter: Fakes fighting Sandman by fighting literal sand. Photoshop: Am I a joke to you?

[@comixproviderftw_02]

It was the 60's, it wasn't that easy lol

[@mattwo7]

@@comixproviderftw_02 And I'm guessing his deadline was too close to doctor them the old fashioned way?

[@jimthar17]

People really need to stop using this joke. It's tired already. Person: random nonsense. Other person Am I a joke..... Come on. Time to move off it. Same joke will be in every comment feed twenty or more times.

[@MrPizzaslice]

Photoshop didn't exist in the 1960's

[@sensibleGamer]

RE: Peter not getting labeled as a "wife beater" like Hank Pym; I think it's mostly because the general public wanted to forget the whole clone saga altogether, so Peter hitting MJ was just one of MANY things in that whole mess that people wanted to forget about

[@knucklessammich3875]

Then also hank pym purposely hit his wife while Peter it was clear it was a moment of high stress and high anger an absolute confusion plus the clone slog on doing horribly didn't help the situation

[@omechron]

Also I know that we're... pretty sure that spiderman is the one we're still reading about... but still only like... 80%. I mean that entire arc felt like the world's longest and stupidest game of three card monte.

[@TupocalypseShakur]

@@knucklessammich3875 except that was a mistake caused by miscommunication between the writer and the artist

[@owenbridgers]

@@knucklessammich3875 Technically, Hank was MEANT to accidentally do it in a fit of rage, but the artist mistook it and, thought he did it on purpose

[@buliafebruary2394]

I need "Spider-man commited war crimes" on a shirt or something holy shit

[@mattwo7]

5:14 "Technically not illegal" is usually the mob's MO when it comes to the surface level stuff lol. I mean they're like the mafia and yakuza after all.

[@sdm47]

There’s a difference between the mob and the mafia?

[@mattwo7]

​@@sdm47 The Mafia is _specifically_ a specific Italian-American mob and various other mobs in Italy. Mobs can be of any nationality and entirely independent of the Mafia (like you know, the Yakuza?). The first time the term was used was with the Irish Mob. "The Mob" is literally just _any_ given organized crime group. But to answer your question, the The Manfredi Crime Family is in fact a mafia. In the MCU they were even involved in the NY Mafia Cold War seen in a bonus feature in the Far From Home DVD in spite of being called a mob and not a mafia in the MCU (they were mostly seen in Agent Carter season 2).

[@sdm47]

@@mattwo7 Thanks This actually reminds me of 3 Dev Adam which had a Spider-Man knock-off being a mob boss who at one point says “Audios Mafia”

[@mattwo7]

@@sdm47 I think I saw that mentioned on Ed Glaser's Neon Harbor (formerly Dark Maze Studios) website when I was checking it to see what ever happened to Press Start Adventures (I still have no idea)

[@mattwo7]

5:19 So Hank Pym couldn't catch a break for doing this yet the Marvel hero who's entire thing is not catching a break got away with it in the eyes of the fandom? WAT. Also you're definitely going to have to cover the clone saga eventually because when diving into Spidey's past like this, it's going to just keep coming up.

[@maxbeast8834]

As far as i'm aware, the difference here is that Peter regreted it imediatly and Hank didn't.

[@mikhaelgribkov4117]

Pretty sure Hank's case didn't help the fact that he was making a robot to fight Avengers only for him to save a day and his punch was after Wasp asked him to stop.

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

@@maxbeast8834 plus he just found out he was a clone which was fake, I mean there baby was kidnapped by Norman Osborn

[@polymorphicblacksteve5038]

Thank you for exposing this web slinging maniac for what he really is a menace

[@catherinemoore5603]

What

[@WarmLillie]

Spider-Man might be a hero but he does a few crimes so he’s a heroic vigilante.

[@horseoperamarker]

“few crimes” hmmmmmmm

[@Aesirfollower2020]

That Gwen stancy death... That hurt a bit and that red head was sad as well.

[@catherinemoore5603]

Please stop saying that killed gwen.

[@Aesirfollower2020]

@@catherinemoore5603 I know Spider-Man didn't intentionally kill her but he did kill her I'm not trying to say he's a murderer or anything it was completely on accident and it's no one's fault but it still was kind of depressing poor peter.

[@eman2863]

Do we count any of the stuff Otto did while acting as Spiderman ? If so, he shoot a gun point blank and killed him

[@jhornacek]

Technically not Peter. Otto in Peter's body.

[@Wiki1184]

While a lot of these are pretty understandable it’s still surprising how many crimes he actually commited.

[@dragonsswarm1987]

Sure JJJ. Edit: Jokes aside that's a lot of crimes.

[@lopresti101]

Jesus, Peter really does do a lot of photoshop manips. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a deviant art page.

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

He has a league of legends account and has said he watched dragon ball Z after wade tried to make a dbz joke

[@keyshawnwatkins4362]

Man, for a guy whose motto revolves around being responsible, Spider-Man has done a lot of irresponsible things. Maybe he is a menace after all. Sorry we ever doubted you, Jameson. 😂

[@jadenbryant9283]

Well a lot of these were pretty understandable and some of these. We're just shitty writing

[@aishahb8336]

This JJJ cosplay was awesome!

[@zhrenir]

That stache keeps moving more to his left every scene

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

I AM REFERRING TO THAT FUCKING SHIT ON YOUR FACE- some war general in a spider-man dub

[@justheretostay5057]

Remember that time that spidey went to savage lands and had put like some monster in quicksand leaving him to die

[@jhornacek]

If you're talking about Gog, then he survived. He got shrunk down and is now Peter Parker's pet (yes, really).

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

Fun fact: ms lion is actually a dude, aunt May is not okay and Peter sometimes knows it

[@mikekelly9668]

“If I had a nickel for every time Peter Parker stole an ambulance I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.”

[@tentavision5019]

Spider-Man: Felicia no, you can't be a burglar, stealing is wrong! Also Spider-Man:

[@alexknj1]

Start of the video: Spider-Man stole that guy's sandwich! End of the video: Peter is haunted by the time Wolverine's girlfriend used him to commit suicide by Spider-Man

[@Dalenthas]

The timing of the mustache falling off was perfect.

[@tykamen5588]

Jameson: RIGHT THAT DOWN! RIGHT THAT DOWN

[@reedschneider6587]

Aunt May was a supervillains Housekeeper. Now that's something i never knew.. Thanks Comic Drake!

[@ComicDrake]

You're welcome, but if you didn't know that before, it means you haven't watched this video. :P kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5zXcpyCYpqZb5o

[@saulgoodman5623]

@@ComicDrake How did Otto treat May when she worked for him?

[@lastlife0726]

One of my favorites was when Peter was arrested in the late 60s, i think he was injured following a fight with the Vulture or something? Not important. But the important thing was, Spider-Man, under due process, was in jail. Cpt. Stacy managed to keep the cops from removing Peter's mask as long as he was still injured, but when Peter woke up in the med bay of the prison, a riot/escape attempt happens, involving Cpt. Stacy, one of his best friends as Spidey, to be taken as hostage. Peter manages to actually help the perps escape until they got close to the exit when he does a bunch of stealth takedowns to trap them and escapes himself. This was in amz spider-man 65.

[@sonicwma0105]

Love the JJJ costume. I like this. I can see how much fun you are having and that is the most important thing here

[@bizzerdman2093]

While it was a crummy thing to do, Peter hitting Mary Jane wasn't the same as Hank hitting Janet. Peter was in a crazed state attacking Ben when MJ tried to stop him. He immediately regretted it and called himself out on it the next issue. Hank on the other hand did it because Janet was trying to convince him to not go through with his plan to unleash a robot to attack his teammates so he could look like a hero defeating it. He didn't show any remorse until after his plan fell apart (Janet had to come and save the day) and was arrested. Yes, it was never the intent to be on purpose and was a result of miscommunication between the writer and the artist. Should people (and writers) move on from that event? Yes. Was Hank suffering mentally at the time? Yes. Should Spider-Man (and Reed) be used as an excuse? No.

[@gabrielporras5909]

That JJJ costume was a great touch!

[@MelodicQuest]

Honestly, all the trespassing and unintended property damage could be done away with by The Good Samitan laws. For the uninitiated, basically, it means that a person cannot be sued or charged with a crime so long as they: act with an intent to aid, are not intentionally reckless, and they themselves are not the cause of the incident in question.

[@mattwo7]

4:05 Is that really criminal when he's working above the law to begin with? I mean morally it is sure but legally not so much?

[@sliderr_2814]

Awesome vid Drake! I can see loads of effort was put into this and like I said in my comment on the community post: thank you for working so hard to make these videos and making my days so much better!

[@sliderr_2814]

Thanks sooooo much for the heart. It means so much to get that from one of my absolute favourite youtubers!!!

[@TheCreepypro]

damn I thought this would mostly be a silly video but Parker's got some serious crimes under his belt good gravy

[@illyasvielemiya9059]

I love how you keep cosplaying someone in your video just because you can. It keep your video interesting. I am still waiting a video about your favourite comic artist/writer

[@kyleeartist2829]

Great video as always! I’ve been a dedicated comic reader & collector since 89. I always enjoy your videos because they rekindle wonderful memories of the many comics I’ve read.

[@MrAl360]

Drake you do a great JJ cosplay, holy crap.

[@fellowspacemarine]

He chopped Deadpool's head off in a fit of anger. DP didn't die for obvious reasons but that's still murder/attempted murder by the general laws of reality

[@luigiboi4244]

Oddly enough, this is the second time I saw a KZbinr portray J. Jonah Jameson, the first being Stupendium’s great PS4 Spider-Man video.

[@Shadowonshadows]

The costumes for your videos always make me happy

[@diamantemrobinson]

This video just made him much more relatable and real.

[@gm2407]

I know you were going for JJ Jamison, it just makes me think of groucho marks.

[@randominternetweirdo5479]

He also faked photos that made Jameson believe his son is Spider-Man to make people stop being marked for murder by pretending to be Spider-Man in Marvel Knights Spider-Man.

[@goldengoop1273]

Spiderman stole more than one ambulance in his career

[@MikaylaJLaird]

Always blown away by how much work you put into these 😊

[@HollowG8]

If you think about it, Peter is more of a criminal riding the line of a Just Menance than anything else. It's pretty fascinating. Thanks, Comic Jonah!

[@matthewwriter9539]

11:11 "...and on that downer note this is every single crime THAT I COULD FIND of Spider-Man committing."

[@somone4545]

J Johan Jamison seeing that title “This does put a smile of my face”

[@fangoram29]

Ok that last one really shocked me

[@Lemuel928]

Every crime that”Superior Spider-Man”has committed.

[@coca_0146]

3 hours video

[@ap8714]

Really enjoyed this video!

[@versus22REALLY]

Why is it that every other character let's hit they're lover got off the hook, except for Hank Pym

[@GalazyProductions]

Yeah, also hank Pym was in a very bad mental state then too, give him a break.

[@Username-wj8pz]

Because Peter, who was married to MJ for several years during the time Clone Saga took place, sacrificed his life multiple times for her, cherished her and often mentioned how much he loves her. Then you see him smacking her in one of the most convoluted, shitty and hated Spider-Man stories of all time, what's the conclusion? Bad writing.

[@GalazyProductions]

@@Username-wj8pz it's not just Spidey too, Batman fought catwoman all the time lol

[@Username-wj8pz]

@@GalazyProductions but that's different. MJ was Peter's wife, I don't follow Batman at all, but isn't Catwoman one of his Batman love interest and not Bruce Wayne?

[@GalazyProductions]

@@Username-wj8pz I was trying to make a joke....

[@HolyHadou]

I can't believe how much this hurt to watch. My special boy...

[@yonavine]

You left out the most evil crime of the all "He just stole that mans pizza!!"

[@franknova987]

the dedication he went to make this video, most impressive

[@atothej3914]

Dressing up as J Jonah Jamison was a nice touch

[@kkay000]

Thank you for notifying the public of how much of a menace spiderman is to society.

[@AbjectPermanence]

I love the costume. How did you resist doing the whole video in-character as JJJ?

[@Aesirfollower2020]

I'm pretty sure nj should have died from that BACKHAND PUNCH from enraged peter parker... Like seriously her living after that actually hilarious and the fact peter couldn't knock her out is really hilarious 🤣🤣

[@jhornacek]

Plus she was pregnant. She flew across the room. Not to get too dark but she should have lost the baby right there.

[@fearvlaire5399]

Great vid!

[@pranavarvind4281]

You missed a kill- during JMS's run, when Spider-Man and Captain America have to protect Doctor Doom from Latverian revolutionaries at an airport, he redirects a rocket out of a skylight, where it hits and presumably kills two Latverian revolutionaries.

[@wallycastagnir]

the cosplay you did for this video was fantastic

[@goldengoop1273]

The thumbnail doesn't count because that was otto octavius.

[@Forestxavier20]

I think I can summarize why Peter isn't known as a domestic abuser. Hank Pym was not in the middle of a fight when he hit Janet. With Peter, he was in the middle of an altercation with a Super-Powered individual. In addition, the Clone Saga is so widely disregarded and is viewed as a terrible storyline that I think people opt to ignore almost everything that it did.

[@Gangerworld]

Banger of an episode, my man! So basically Spider-Man is someone Batman would absolutely go after. I had no idea Peter had committed so many frauds and felonies. And I didn't know about that last one. Very cool deep dive.

[@UnrealNeoBat]

Everyone in the real world says She Hulk should be punished but ignore what Peter has done in the past.

[@sonicdihedgehog1]

You gonna talk about Kaine and Ben someday as well as Kindred after Last Remains/End Of An Era.

[@masukatwenty2020]

11:22 Mustache: "Freedom!"

[@randominternetweirdo5479]

Spider-Man also walked into the hospital once carrying a box of cigars and lighting one for hospitalized Jonah Jameson to give him shocking news that gave him a heart attack.

[@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770]

Truly, Spider-Man is not only a menace to the entire city, but a menace to the entire country.

[@noampresnete8677]

that was one of the funnest videos i watched in a long time

[@thedropsensei1593]

Love the video as always ❤️✌️

[@mattwo7]

0:13 Ok that got a good laugh out of me.

[@legoshix2843]

Do a video on everyone of Spider-Man’s costumes and suits

[@Spooks-dc1jl]

Anyone else remember the goose chase for the thumbnail shot on stream?

[@sus_dying3540]

"Bravo Spider going Dark"

[@FearlessP4P1]

Loved the outfit and video!

[@Ginfeldi]

NO! I want the minor offences 10 hour cut ASAP

[@Frynge357]

I LOVE the J.J. Jameson you pulled off. XD

[@ChronicSynchronizer]

Love this video

[@lawstshane]

Him stealing his suit back is not really stealing cause it’s his