Commander Deck With 0 Lands

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[@freewilly1337]

This deck is still a better investment than the Magic 30th anniversary boosters.

[@NightOfCrystals]

100%

[@ryanbolson23]

“than a the Magic”

[@freewilly1337]

@@ryanbolson23 yeah, sorry. Happens when I decide to reformulate in the middle of the sentence...

[@ryanbolson23]

@@freewilly1337 fair enough, just thought I’d point it out since it was clunky

[@daviddent5662]

Wizards: "Oh brother this guy stinks! Huh? Am I right?" Players: **Glaring silently at Wizards while upvoting anything that talks about this SHAMEFUL PRODUCT** Wizards: "Oh come on! It's hip to be greedy!" TuT "You don't understand the Peer Pressure we're under from Yugioh and Elon Musk and junk!" DIsney's Lorcana: "And we're putting pressure on ya too right buddy?" Wizards: "HA HA HA HA HA! Thanks I needed a joke affter my players turned on me and were smarter than I thought. Oh man pressure! The idea! HA HA HA HA! Digimon and Fleshblood have more hope than you do of toppling us!" Disney's Lorcana: "You have made a powerful enemy for life my friend. One day we will own it ALL!! You wont have nightmares about Phyrexians, you'll dream of the days of Nicol Bolas for Lord Mickey is a far more cruel Tyrant than he will ever be!!" >8O

[@stinkygoat2686]

The one deck where land destruction is somewhat acceptable

[@MOLEMITTS12]

Best armageddon deck

[@livedandletdie]

The only acceptable land destruction is a Blue Black Deck, with Psychic Miasma, Sinkhole, Archaeomancer, Call to Mind, Flood of Recollection, Mnemonic Wall, Possessed Skaab, a lot of getting back used up sorceries. As both Sinkhole and Psychic Miasma are Sorceries. And while Psychic Miasma is a treat in and of itself, Sinkhole doesn't have that same treatment. Toss in Smallpox, normal pox is too harmful to be used. Toss in Cyclonic Rift, toss in Choking Sands, Desecrated Earth, Despoil, Destroy the Evidence, Rain of Tears, Polluted Dead, And if you really want to be an asshole, Land Equilibrium. Land Equilibrium, is probably the least friendly card ever printed in Magic the Gathering's History. If any opponent plays a land, and they control at least an equal amount of lands that you do, if they'd play another land, they'd have to sacrifice a land. Meaning if you're at 0 lands, they'll remain at 0 lands. But it's only a measly $314.33 so it's not that expensive... then all you need to do, is make sure to keep your opponent's land count down, and yours low too. And since there's ways around having no mana, if you're prepared to make everyone else at the table hate you.

[@latimelord3586]

Balance is just a game reset if you can get it out turn 1, kek

[@Lumin0us7]

nah, land destruction is always acceptable, cuz its funny.

[@typerez8132]

@@Lumin0us7 nah

[@hauntedsunsets]

I feel like playing this deck against itself would be such a chaotic rng fest just to see who gets mana first and if they can do anything with it also makes the land destruction extra funny

[@APowerfulPigeon]

Many historians would argue that the greatest Pyrrhic victory was won during the World Wars, but the truly knowledgeable among them know that it was won when two Don’t Build This players faced off against each other and had next to no fun and wasted all of their time just for bragging rights

[@akumamatataaa]

I would pay to watch this 😂

[@rubesobar5203]

I love how Noah tries to balance the meme part of his job with serious advice about how terrible his deck is.

[@AtomTomZeitalter]

Hold up - doesn't Treasure Map at 1:32 turn into a land? I can't believe I've been lied to like this. Smh my head.

[@zacharyrodriguez7982]

shake my head my head

[@thechrisgrice]

shaking my smh my head

[@wldnrkls]

that's why you never flip it. choose purity

[@TheOtherDoughnut]

Head shaking smh head

[@Tave247]

He would never lie to you except for when he does. Urza's saga, treasure map

[@yuankaigu7509]

then u realize that this entire deck costs less than one mishra's workshop on tcgplayer, truly incredible

[@MisSpace]

And also a black lotus. Cant forget about that.

[@Duransurik]

I love how the effect "madness" perfectly fits into a deck designed to be insane from the ground up, it's very poetic

[@calvinschaper264]

No. This deck doesn’t even have ground to start on

[@ikos3645]

you should play cultivator colossus

[@MOLEMITTS12]

Colossal dreadmaw*

[@trutherx3440]

and chromatic lantern

[@kanireader]

I remember watching Mitch's video and it was very dissapointing that his deck had lands, big respect for making a deck with actually no lands that could technically work.

[@DingusDingus]

This is the best one yet. I am going to sell my parents house on eBay and build this deck! Can't wait to win some magic games :)

[@akumamatataaa]

Keep the house, sell the parents

[@pepepepedrinho]

"I'll never lie to people. Unless I do." 😄

[@odenentwood7717]

You can alternatively create 0 land dredge decks, although I don't know if they are legal

[@davidhower7095]

unironically trying to make manaless dredge work in edh

[@ZacktheWize]

​@@davidhower7095 please for the love of god reply when it's complete I only play manaless dredge in legacy and I need it in commander some how man

[@davidhower7095]

@@ZacktheWize I’m garbage at deckbuilding tbh but I’ve found a few decks that seem to make it work… kind of? They both hinge on Dread Return

[@RMGamer31O]

Boneless dredge is such a funny deck.

[@calvinwallace2937]

I was just talking today about doing a deck entirely proxied with pieces of printer paper and a ballpoint pen. This shall be that deck.

[@d5o1001]

That Urza's Saga bit got me. I was just thinking... wait that's a land.

[@RaceBandit]

who tf thought to make a _saga land_

[@joksusataa4000]

bro what have you taken to have made a meme deck this quick

[@wynoglia]

Crack

[@benjaminweyland8259]

I love how your decks always seem serious by then are just a parody. Its fantastic. Its like the TED talk that is about nothing

[@flameofmage1099]

This is actually really intriguing though, I want to see someone play this and it works

[@concombre_345]

Urza's saga is defintely not a land

[@underdog2917]

This is more budget than my PC.

[@senken12]

Crazy that the Enchantment - Saga also has a land type

[@ilsonttuelancer920]

You can also try Braids, conjurer adept {2}{U}{U} She aloes you (and the others players as well) to summon for free at your upkeep a land, artifact or creature A very fun commander to play

[@Krunschy]

I know a playgroup that lets you free mull if you have a nolander. Time to make them regret that decision.

[@Exile559]

Noah:Don't make this deck Me: huh that looks like a fun deck to confuse my friends.

[@merlinkater7756]

A perfect fit for manascrew masochists

[@pjpettis7064]

"Oh yeah, also land destruction. Because I thought it was funny." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Best line of the whole video!!! XDXDXDXDXD

[@zachshearer6568]

Used all your land cards in your 97 land decks, had to make this one since you had none left :(

[@williamtuck646]

Absolutely gonna play this on cockatrice, seems hilarious

[@Fausto_4841]

I like how this went from not having lands to not having mana.

[@11epicnoob]

"This deck has no land" Bish that Treasure Map transforms into a land

[@TheOblomoff]

I was born in land drought, molded by it. Embraced it.

[@joelhaggis5054]

This is the deck of all time

[@uhjn]

your maddness, I find it very entertaining

[@TeethMeat-jm8ou]

Recently learned about "manaless dredge" in legacy. That's the standard. Not just no lands, no Mana, period. I think it can be done though.

[@isaactirrell7866]

Seriously, best EDH deck EVER

[@CJWproductions]

Who here remembers when Noah simply wrote the name of every card in the deck, in the video description, before he sold his soul to Big Deckbuilding Websites

[@bennettpalmer1741]

I gotta say, I was expecting some all-in combo deck like Oops! All Spells, instead it's a really bad fair value deck? That's somehow even funnier.

[@travellingfrenchman8439]

Such a cool build XD This is the video dat's making subscribe to your channel.

[@mcdaysalive6586]

You should do a zero summon cost deck next.

[@bonweech3346]

I love this series

[@ESPmrBrough]

you could probably do 1 land really well with gaea's cradle and token spam

[@BS-bv5sh]

Usually when someone says I should subscribe I hate them for it, but when a fellow artist says it I can't help but click the funny button.

[@Conan_the_Based]

Investment Advisors : "Buy land! God's not making any more of it." Magic the Noah :

[@kustimork]

Cyberdrive Awakener for those mana rocks.

[@benjaminchristman2712]

Heckin cool deck! I will make 2!

[@glitch2278]

You're right, it'd be a mistake to buy this deck. It's so good we need to buy TWO decks, and force someone to play against us with it, since it's so overpowered that the only thing that can stop it, is itself.

[@kage9543]

Noah: "For the love of God don't make this deck" Me: noticing I already have half of these cards "I know what I must do"

[@Specious_Seraphim]

The balance is restored

[@cis22]

0:50 oh that was so satisfying to watch

[@ACupOfAbsinthe]

I've always thought about that though you said space and yes I want to go to space where there is no land. Wizards also have the madness and I don't see them not picking thier brains about making a set where we get no lands cause who needs lands where there is no gravity to keep you from floating your mana.

[@jrandula]

Congratulations, you just made me build this :) Time to waste some cash on some cards :D

[@strongestcardaceofspades]

I can't wait for the 97 Wastes video

[@wesleymclain9146]

Ok, just finished ordering all the cards I need to build the deck from tcgplayer. Fully foiled it out too.

[@PraiseTheToaster]

This video made me finally subscribe to you, Also I will build this deck.

[@walhala2640]

first time i am laughing at the term landdestruction XD

[@BanditZRaver]

Noah had to really think about this one.

[@andrewamann2821]

Zero land deck? *Laughs in Mind Funeral*

[@nicholascastro5528]

When playing with pretty, weeaboo proxies helps save you from taking out another mortgage on the house:

[@jakubtomcovcik7895]

2,300 cause why the fuck no. After all land decks total 180° and i am loving it.

[@fauxtool952]

he cant keep getting away with it

[@LaxMonsta11]

Yesssss start alll the beef for the algorithm lmaooo

[@jimmeypuppet]

Hey I am just getting into magic and have been enjoying your videos a lot! I was wondering if you could make a fun commander deck for me to build! I am a poor student like yourself... So not too expensive!

[@MitchieDBBC]

Lol, that commanders quarters video. The second I saw a land, I voiced my distaste and immediately stopped watching XD

[@JUSTINGAY-Lioside]

I want to build this now

[@mcbescheiden725]

I hate flooding, so that deck looks worth the money lol

[@jactually]

Noah, I have had great success running my personal "4 corrupt all swamp" deck. The core tech is u have 4 copies of Corrupt and then u put swamps in ur deck. Check itout

[@Greybladedrago]

i hope this deck plays balance or the balance creature because thats funny

[@ravensaber911]

Pleeeeeease do a deck tech with Blim the comedic genius i feel like a deck where you give your opponents all your cards (that suck and have negative effects) would be funny

[@PrincePossum]

Thank you😊

[@amazinchestahead8825]

See Mana is like Money. U don´t need it but it´s recommended.

[@petehutton3976]

I want to build this and just win 1 game with it.

[@isaactuschy3949]

Finally some different material 😉

[@joschis.5192]

also land destruction... insta subbed lol

[@thundrepic]

Good vid

[@alexanderbaranski2861]

look at the backside of Treasure Map, IT'S a LAND :D

[@NinjaFireProductions]

Tbf with urza's saga, it blows itself up after 3 turns anyway, so no worries

[@redfang696]

i really want to see someone play this deck lmfao

[@tadeusz7732]

So glad that we're finally back to bullying Mitch

[@witchytitan1870]

imagine playing a game and one guy is just durdling all game with no lands the whole time, but he wins when get manages to drop an Armageddon

[@brandonhudson9192]

Try making a deck with Hokori, dust drinker as the commander

[@nyrdil]

I have a no lsnd deck to for commander. But it's manaless dredge with kendrith...

[@Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head]

I am going to build this deck (in Tabletop Sim)

[@hungryporpoise5940]

that guy who played litteraly 20 land cards in 3 turns is going to regret his actions after i play this deck and use land destruction

[@devlinbondy7753]

I built this and my opponent turn 3 ramped Marwyn to infinite power and toughness and swung at me bc I didn't have any blockers. 7/10

[@dodasoda454]

I thought this video was about a deck with only lands ! But it was not !!!

[@malthevlds9667]

Shit I love this channel

[@alesztra937]

Instructions unclear, I built this deck.

[@AliceTheToastWitch]

the prophecy

[@ongwaiboon1076]

Make a pre-game action deck!

[@markdd4281]

Desolation angel with an isochron scepter with boomerang...destroy land every turn. Js.

[@LowkeyBrick]

The whole time I'm looking at this and I just wanna build it, and it's kinda dumb but the cards I don't have are the commons and uncommon like the phyrexian mana

[@mhtanks]

THE MADLAD

[@meoka2368]

I'm going to try to make something like this in MTG:A I'm sure it'll be horrible. Wish me luck!

[@redp9116]

Someone should make this

[@grentzgobus2962]

Can't miss a land drop if you have no lands 👉🧠

[@clearcannon4084]

He's beck at it again

[@GreenSh1rt]

How many subs for you to buy and play this deck?

[@MagiconTap]

Okay but I will build this. Update to come.

[@aurorasideras2015]

Make a horobi death’s wail deck that just doesn’t let anyone have creatures ever.

[@wynoglia]

Urza's Saga IS NOT A LAND C'MON GUYS

[@Darksiyo]

Oh yeah. I'm building this.