Commando - Nostalgia Critic

[@JounLord1]

The "I lied" bit with Sully meeting gravity is bar none the best Arnie kill. So simple yet so effective.

[@cyborgninja5489]

Remember when Michael Ironside get his arms chopped off by the martian elevator? :P

[@rockandroller7118]

@@cyborgninja5489 "See you at the party, Richta!"

[@synaesthesia2010]

this is the quintessential Arnie movie, dumb one liners, barely believable plot, over the top action, absolutely perfect

[@tbewin1z143]

"Barely" believable??? How about not believable in the slightest!!!

[@aualga]

I think it the quintessential 80s action movie, period!

[@cyborgninja5489]

Total Recall is better

[@demomanchaos]

They need to do a movie with John Matrix and John Rambo. Rambo and Commando: A Tale of Two Johns.

[@JurassicProductions]

demomanchaos Fuck yeah! Hollywood has to see this!

[@demomanchaos]

I also really REALLY want to see Tim Curry, Jeremy Irons, and Willam DaFoe in a scene together. I can't imagine the universe would survive (The scenery certainly wouldn't from all that chewing), but I can't imagine a better way to end existence.

[@Asghaad]

ever heard of Expendables ? ...

[@nerdycatmum]

with scrotum guns

[@monsterhunter66]

demomanchaos that would be brilliant.

[@mattwho81]

"remember when i promised to kill you last... I LIED" :-D

[@callousTelegnosis]

that's so eddsworld

[@bradleyjohnson1702]

"What happened to Sully?" "I let him go."

[@danieloceansmith3156]

Captain..... No splash!

[@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist]

*UH-LA-LAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa~*

[@evillemperor5447]

Robot Chicken: "Oooooh, you were quoting a line from my movie!"

[@COD5egrt]

That moment when you feel nostalgic for a nostalgia critic episode from 2010 :,,v

[@belisarius6949]

Haha same Kaori-Chan...

[@julianmendoza5521]

Kaori Mikoto that moment when you think it's a new review but it turns out it's a reupload of a video that was illegally taken down

[@setsers1]

Kaori Mikoto oh yeah

[@setsers1]

redninja 64 oh no

[@paddydando71]

I

[@DAsrada]

This is a reminder that Bennett from Commando's actor went on to play Ransik from Power Rangers Time Force. He made MANY more overdramatic faces.

[@chrisuncleahmad666]

One of the G.O.A.T Power Ranger villains

[@dnasty312]

I loved him as Mr. Igoe ("Snap On") in _Innerspace_

[@Madmax-rz5hz]

Before that he was Wez in Road Warrior

[@DepressyDuck]

I knew it. Vernon Wells is amazing. However, his voice acting in Deus Ex: Mankind Divided was a bit……stale.

[@jalenikezeue4114]

No Way seriously

[@dankmaymays4447]

"Hi Bill Paxton i look foward to hate you in twister" R.I.P Bill Paxton💔

[@bobcobb3654]

Commando is the entire mid-80s action genre condensed into one movie.

[@jamesterackerly7231]

Put that cookie down

[@thatoneguy2869]

never!

[@crushermach3263]

Nu. Dis ar mine. (ò‸ó)>🍪

[@h.u.n.k493]

Put that, put that cookie, put that, put that, put that cookie down! Down! Down!

[@matthewdrummond1340]

Jamester ackerly that was my notification tone for a month. For some reason it never went off when I was eating cookies.

[@kemothehairguy2656]

Crushermach3 Cookie monster!!, Put that cookie down!!!!😡😠😬

[@Dostwyn]

16:12 She said earlier that she's currently getting her pilot's license, and that's why she's supposed to fly the plane.

[@spaceace4387]

Yeah that line was thrown in at the last minute because they needed a convenient way to establish that she can fly a plane. It was pretty lazy as her being able to fly a plane wasn’t setup earlier.

[@Tripsydoodle]

arnold schwarzenegger and alyssa milano solving mysteries with scooby-doo sounds pretty amazing tbh

[@roseberzerker2989]

Exactly what I thought lol

[@kenrickkahn]

Hell why not? Everybody else has..

[@dvass7253]

One of the best Father's Day movies ever.

[@IrishMan441]

Why does he have camouflage? He just runs in shooting like crazy anyway.

[@kismethappel7811]

Aesthetics.

[@DoctorProph3t]

George asking all the right questions

[@MrTubeStuck]

How do you even hide a giant austrian man in the jungle? 😂😂😂

[@ellnats]

because shut up, thats why

[@SuperCrazyNutcase]

Watching two people doin it while Arnold Schwarzenegger and some black guy are fighting in the background. My fetish has finally been recognized

[@danieloceansmith3156]

Careless_Wolverine anyone else notice that the girl is on top in that scene? Either he’s into some kinky shit, or SHES into some kinky shit..... The addition of Arnold is just a bonus

[@kenrickkahn]

LMAO 😂 😂😂😂

[@cofeespear4992]

Finally a fetish I can get behind

[@kenrickkahn]

@@cofeespear4992 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WITTY!!

[@kurgo_]

That "no splash" scene just made me laugh like an idiot. Pure gold

[@yokab]

The Arnold song is one of the funniest parts of any NC review

[@EGeorgev]

I'm asuming you've never heard the Nicolas Cage song, then.

[@JaevhonDouglas]

@@EGeorgev Shut up IDIOT

[@Juan_rivera]

Right before he started sucking

[@lorddrayvon1426]

@@Juan_rivera That Haunted Manor review in Season 5 was the last great in my opinion.

[@Juan_rivera]

@@lorddrayvon1426 to each their own

[@LuxasVTUBER]

The Nostalgia Critic should really review the Terminator movies.

[@DarthRushy]

He should tear Terminator Genisys into itty-bitty pieces.

[@EGeorgev]

Meh I liked that one over both Salvation and Rise of the Machines.

[@DarthRushy]

Why on earth?

[@setsers1]

julesmaester ha

[@MetaKnight964]

julesmaestar: That's your opinion.

[@CelticAkumathefirst]

"I think the he is not even aimming, Arnold knows that by shooting he will hit anything" HOLD MY BEER -Soldier 76, 2016

[@ericwoll]

RIP Bill Paxton Edit: man i love this fucking movie

[@romedawg2095]

R.I.P. Bill Paxton

[@Dargonhuman]

RIP Bill Paxton. Game over man, game over...

[@KhanWolf95]

Dargonhuman DAMN YOU JONAS!!!!!!

[@maciejkowalski2759]

OMG I didn't even know that he's dead... So sad :( R.I.P. Bill Paxton!

[@Dargonhuman]

+Maciej Kowalski It only happened a couple weeks ago.

[@Netherfly]

"black stripe makeup" is not meant to be camouflage. It's meant to reduce the effect of glare off of your cheeks. Or so I've been told. I tried it once back when I played baseball semi-regularly and didn't notice any difference.

[@bobsmith6098]

I play regularly and have played all the way through AAA and it does work XD I think they use it in the movies for like night camo but why use it in the day... idk

[@jjmfrees]

Is cheek glare really an issue?

[@devilmikey00]

@@jjmfrees In baseball maybe but he's prepping for a gun fight. Wouldn't you WANT to have glare throwing your enemies off?

[@DoctorProph3t]

My eyes are pretty sensitive to light, doesn’t work well when it’s just two small bars on your cheek bones or streaked across a face. But it works wonders when you coat your cheeks, eyes, and forehead like Furiosa. Fuck sunglasses.

[@DoctorProph3t]

devilmikey00 not the glare like a scope to give away position, to keep the sun out of your eyes and not have to squint as much.

[@TheShinsh]

Arnold is the hardest Dark Souls boss in the game.

[@Sonichero151]

More like he's a Team fortress 2 class that was too OP so he was cut.

[@jackwilson9468]

He's basicaly the soldier, I mean most of his primaries one shoot people,2 of his secondaries make him nearly impossible to kill and his extremely high mobility makes it sure most enemies won't be able to hit you.

[@robertnett9793]

Jack Wilson: Arnold eats TF2 Soldiers for breakfast.

[@jackwilson9468]

Yup with coockies and milk.

[@ReallyKeepingFictional]

@@robertnett9793 And right now he's very hungry.

[@rugalthreesixteen6812]

This is like "Taken" but with less substance and more Arnold.

[@UncleBlerd]

17:12 - 17:40 One of the greatest moments in Nostalgia Critic History!!

[@ryanblack3686]

18:30 - 18:53

[@hiranom20]

SWORE it started as I read this comment lol

[@seanshogun1957]

Sean Taylor I know right

[@kenrickkahn]

Hell yeah 🤣👍🏿

[@jb4133]

Arnold~

[@CashCurran]

“Bennett...I thought you were..” “...Dead?” “No...Canadian” 😂😂

[@GuardianGrarl]

Ah the glorious 80s

[@phreakazoith2237]

the golden age where guns need no reloading

[@downsouth420]

Screw vhs, I’ve got this movie on CED and laserdisc.

[@MegaTaylor12345]

The age where the hero could mow down wave after wave of bad guys and not one bullet can touch them

[@chucheeness7817]

Wait, what are polite bullets?

[@GuardianGrarl]

@@chucheeness7817 Its hard to define but long story short, they are the kind of bullets that always miss their target unless the script says they hit it.

[@dvass7253]

"He's a horrible actor but, by God, he's trying." Doug seriously needs to watch Maggie.

[@robinanwaldt]

D Vass To be fair, this review is far older than Maggie. But I honestly disagree with Doug‘s statement anyway...

[@kenrickkahn]

​@robinanwaldt Arnold isn't the greatest actor in the world, but you can tell that he puts his heart into it, and that's the reason why people like Arnold Schwarzenegger cause he tries acting with passion and charm.. Sylvester Stallone is a great actor, though.. That man can act when it's necessary..

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

I love the effort he puts into his films

[@bobcobb3654]

You have to remember, he was still learning how to act. This came out just 3 years after Conan and 1 year after Terminator, movies where both directors reworked the script because dialogue wasn’t his strong suit.

[@packerman7410]

Not horrible at all in t2 and predator

[@sadglovem3678]

I can't be the only one who thought, "GARBAGE DAY," when this happened

[@sadglovem3678]

I forgot to put 2:09

[@suis1822]

Garbage Day!!! *shoots random guy taking out the trash*

[@KamenRiderSeiryuXV0]

17:07 The best transformation scene into great badass. By the way, The Commando from Japanese dub voice actor is Genda Tessho-san.

[@pianotm]

I am 6' 2". I cannot fit in a car that small. I know this from experience. I would have to remove the seat. Actually, "Where did you learn how to do that?" "I read the instructions!" is my favorite line in this movie.

[@Tubewings]

21:00; According to the Director's Cut, Jenny's mom died giving birth to her, while Matrix was stationed in Laos.

[@izzy1221]

Once I heard the bad audio I immediately felt this wave of pure nostalgia....

[@plusmin09]

13:12 you can totally see the string on that actors leg

[@98953812]

PULL THE STRING!!

[@thetrashman559]

DAMN IT FRANK!

[@etiennemontagne1996]

"Some Black Guy" = Bill Duke, from Predator, geesh. RIP Bill Paxton (Predator 2) Random co-relation

[@felynecomrade]

Eh, not really. It IS a notable physical characteristic, what with being a demographical minority and all.

[@etiennemontagne1996]

Not saying he is a racist. not saying he is not a racist. im saying he is a bad Critic. Critic's usually know actors when reviewing movies.

[@cavareenvius7886]

It's called a joke. You should try it.

[@APDaBaron]

Put some respeckt on Bill Duke's name!!

[@pervmanyesican]

yeah really its not nick cannon, its bill "you know you done fucked up!" Duke

[@DWatchRazgriz]

Arnold...The original Call of Duty meme.

[@GoodTimesCartoons]

It kind of reminds me of Cabal on NES. Seriously look it up.

[@ellnats]

somehow i think Arny has more respect then CoD players do

[@lukef2098]

Anew the s bank

[@autobotproductions1244]

the use of that Peter Pan clip was genius

[@splatdowproduction3647]

I wish there more Arnold months reviews

[@OiOBlinkingOwl]

Doug, your old stuff is good and your new stuff is good. They're just different. Thanks for being you and keep being great.

[@lukef2098]

Dugs,s,s, s,s,s,w, de,w,,s piped,d,d,d,e, c. The. Week ee,see, ,fr,r,r v r,e,e

[@KoRnFoReVeR23]

"Grand theft Arnold" hahaha... Also no idea at all what's up with that music at 9:00 or why it was considered a good choice... but I freaking love it lol!! doesn't need to be there but I think that's why it's awesome ;D

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

Why on earth would they bother sharing their ice cream if they both got the same flavors?

[@TheCoppoy]

she had cookies in hers

[@wyomingwindage135]

I NOW JUST FUCKING NOTICED

[@otlayr3030]

Finally, a man who's not afraid to ask the hard questions.

[@Amalekites]

@@otlayr3030 Nate, what did you do with Sully? Did you let him go?

[@whoisyouranime]

19:03 I think Commando is secretly a Rambo movie in disguise, but Stallone didn't think Rambo should have a daughter because he's a total loner. Also, I love the way NC says "Man! Nothing can beat him. Nothing!" John Matrix is such a badass.

[@thundertheloveable8841]

put that cookie down theme song deserves a 10/10 lol

[@RustyNickels]

It's by Swede Mason. There's a video.

[@RasEli03]

3:58 that always gets me.... The "heh?"

[@Adam-jp5hk]

Looks like we found the source of the stormtroopers

[@devinmorse3607]

The funniest part about her saying "I read the instructions" is that rocket launchers really do have the instructions written on them.

[@Danny-tf3fd]

Wait, seriously?!

[@fennglordd6365]

What a fun movie! Wish there were more like it.

[@adamlucas2203]

That scene with the bulldozer, I run heavy equipment for a living, we leave the keys on the equipment like 99% of the time. In the middle of a town may be the 1% we don't

[@evillemperor5447]

This is honestly one of my favorite movies ever. It’s so stupid it’s beautiful

[@AB-bg7os]

I love Arnold.... I love him...

[@ComicBookUniversity]

When Sully was driving his yellow Porshe and that music was playing, it was the same scene and music as when the same actor was driving in 48 Hours with Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy.

[@artofmore7197]

12:02 I was expecting him to make a "I'm acting" gag.

[@giovanniorellana2200]

Put that cookie down! LOL

[@ThePa1riot]

You know what I love about this movie? How much Matrix never once goes with the bad guy’s plans, starting with the guy sitting in his house. Standard movie procedure would be at least hearing the guy out as they make demands, Matrix just blows him away and goes after the kidnappers. At every other term the bad guys try and get him to cooperate and he just comes back and kills them. Very refreshing actually to have an action hero who never once plays their games.

[@AlexJones-ex8ox]

His name is Arnold lol jk

[@thetravelingsteampunkkitty534]

Grand theft Arnold....nice pun

[@tubey84]

The scene at the start where they feed the deer cracks me up every time. I consider this a comedy classic.

[@benm5970]

The first 2 Terminator movies are the quintessential showcase for what Arnold can do in an action movie with substance, meanwhile Commando is the other end of the spectrum, where it’s the quintessential showcase for what Arnold can do in a guilty pleasure action movie

[@alexhammond2283]

ICE CRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMM DAY!!

[@chloel.8007]

"It's starts off with a garbage truck." *foreshadowing*

[@TheZombiemofo]

im disappointed at the lack of a "Garbage Day" pun :(

[@ellnats]

too obvious

[@Comkill117]

Arnold plays Unreal Tournament with a keyboard and mouse while the bad guys use the Dreamcast controller.

[@AceMcSchooly]

Terry R. That Cobra Commander Profile pic, Ace.

[@lukef2098]

Dacdafww pay for me something wrtr

[@rpgqueen8737]

Arnold's cabin kinda looks like the one you used in your Princess Diaries 2 review with Hyper Fan Girl. At least, it has the same sunken fire pit.

[@myz5656]

18:52 Essentially Metal Slug.

[@virtualpellot933]

Z Silva yeah the whole movie feels like metal slug due to all the goofy over the top action and explotions.

[@rustyshackle8000]

HEAVY MACHINEGUN!

[@98953812]

@@rustyshackle8000 ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!

[@smithwesson1896]

@@98953812 RAWKET LAWNCHA

[@wyomingwindage135]

15:47 to 15:52. One of the best lines nostalgia critic has ever said.

[@TKinfinity01]

RIP Bill Paxton, I look forward to missing you when watching Twister!!!

[@artofmore7197]

This review has one of the best thumbnails ever.

[@lukef2098]

Diivmdmdm emkmveke. Vmrm km r

[@HwoarangtheBoomerang]

17:10 I'd watch the hell out of that show! This is why the 80s were awesome.

[@Chibikage89]

Why do they put guns in movies when they don't use them?

[@filmbros8848]

I guess you could say, THE PRICE is right.

[@ellnats]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[@Thagesthoughts]

"By the way, Mr. Matrix, we've got like 150 counts of aggravated assault, assault with a deadly weapon, second-degree murder, arson, breaking and entering, grand theft auto, theft, and premeditated murder to addre-- oh okay just ride off into the sunset, we'll talk later."

[@salacioust6616]

"Ice Cream Day" remains one of NC's funniest moments.

[@ginnrollins211]

I GOT SOME ICE CREAM!!!!! I GOT SOME ICE CREAM!!!!!

[@brevin630]

Fun fact: Bennet's actor went on to play the main villain in Power Rangers Time Force.

[@Youcifer]

1:24 the way Doug pronounced "quintessential" hurt my feelings

[@ssjichigo666]

arnold is clearly a lagswitcher, he one shots everyone, and never takes any damage

[@gnarly441]

Lol you can see the wire on his leg at 13:11

[@chris_1988]

This had so many great moments, I absolutely think Doug's old reviews still hold up (and I actually prefer the lack of interruptions​ by other people and all the side plots that distract from the actual review). The bit with the Death Star still cracks me up, perfect escalation of the previous examples.

[@unclepatrick2]

"He knows if he just fires in a general direction, He hit something." ROGLOL

[@dylanogg347]

How awesome and badass is Arnold? He kills John Vernon single-handedly when the entire Time Force team and his own daughter could just barely get the guy in cuffs.

[@iceempress1502]

That remix at the beginning though... 🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@nathanslay6342]

I love this one too! It's stupid as heck but I really enjoy this one! Not every movie has to be thought provoking.

[@JWUniverse]

Awww Bill Paxton RIP! Forgot you were in this movie!

[@MisterXenomorph]

Fun fact. Bennett, is played by Vernon Wells, who also played Ransick in power rangers time force

[@TheShipMaster]

This message will self destruct in one second: Heh?

[@StarwarsHalofreak]

Gotta love how Doug doesn't comment or joke on the fact that Sully is played by David Patrick Kelly, the guy who played as Luther from the Warriors. Bit of a missed opportunity there.

[@yournamehere7329]

I could listen to the "Put that cookie down!" remix all day.

[@lukef2098]

I cew. D e. Em. The weekends deee. Eee. D e c her ee

[@benm5970]

I always love those action movies where the main hero is 1 of those guys who is apparently the deadliest man on earth, like whenever someone talks about them they’re like “If you cross him you won’t have enough men in the world to take him down” or something like that

[@Razgriz85]

Just going to ignore Sully screaming "ooh la la" as he fell to his death when Arnold dropped him off the cliff?

[@makinapacal]

"It was horrible!! They were forcing me to watch Batman and Robin all day!!!" Mega win!!!!!

[@shavagreycastle]

Oh, Critic,, how cute and adorable you were seven years ago, with that baby face and Tamara-less atmosphere.

[@tazgamerplays]

At 13:12 you can see the wire on the guys leg.

[@troyroebuck36]

This is easily the funniest Nostalgia Critic I've seen so far

[@downsouth420]

Don’t you dare badmouth Bill “Game Over Man” Paxton. RIP

[@noobtuberthepotato]

9:28 "Shhhhhh...is a-sleep" - Heavy Weapons Guy

[@LordVanOskuro]

"... just points a gun in any direction he'll hit something." So he's Xigbar from Kingdom Hearts.

[@eancarpenter9962]

Ha You used the lumberjack song You referenced Monty Python You brought together my favorite stuff

[@SamRen-db6kh]

Please review "Predator"! I'll sell you what's left of my soul and be your best friend!

[@albertschoise8091]

Sam Trevino *grins and whips out a contract made of brimstone* sign here, here, here, your initials here and sign here *give a pen*

[@VikeLP]

His Face on Schwarzenegger's body is extremely disturbing...

[@supermariofan03]

A pizza doesn’t have as much cheese as this movie.

[@asianpotter1461]

11:55 Arnold is the terminator no matter what movie he's in

[@DM-kv9kj]

This movie is all about the steel drums and saxophone theme.

[@jok86er]

11:19 Im not going to lie, thats one epic way to go to the bathroom

[@tenchiofJurai67]

"Hi, Bill Paxton! I look forward to regretting hating you in Twister in my Real Thoughts on Twister!" ;)