Committing acts of murder in Minecraft

[@jschlatt]

i expect a public apology

[@sofusstuff]

gay

[@candigutz480]

gay

[@TurboToadnt]

Straight

[@kuraes]

lesbian

[@hazarr]

american

[@sydney-ch2ek]

"astro, honey-" "you know WHAT sweetcakes it is MY TIME" WHERE CAN I GET A LOVE LIKE THIS

[@hexpsyche]

Gaymer Girl 5:50

[@SadMaddyyy]

Be gay

[@bio826]

Do crimes

[@leelee-rf6px]

Your mom

[@lapeez2277]

in HELL

[@OGBeefStew]

0:58 i finally got the achievement by the way

[@bulletantonmypener9840]

9 likes, 2 comments for a 21,000 subscriber channel

[@therealdusksun9202]

@Beef Stew NON-AFFLUENT

[@TailorTF]

L

[@carbybaby5929]

E

[@dreadlordhg360]

F

[@anerdwithopinions1165]

“Astro honey” “You know what sweetcakes this is my time”

[@egglamd5760]

Bruh I be first comment

[@no-jt1xd]

Bruh I be second comment

[@craptaincrap4919]

Bruh I be third comment

[@gbrto1183]

bruh i be fourth in this comment

[@emilijaslatkeviciute3369]

Bruh I be fifth comment

[@ook4698]

love the gay representation in this episode

[@ladofthedamned7796]

2 beautiful man

[@BriBrando]

@Discontinued 3

[@_saphrogy_9623]

@@stickymints Actually, it's 5

[@anglfail]

@@_saphrogy_9623 now technically it's six

[@JaTSna]

@@anglfail S E V E N

[@Kieran_JSL]

This video should have been named “Carson commits a hate crime”

[@TheHonkler6868]

Committing war crimes in Minecraft

[@cat_clancy]

Committing treason in Minecraft

[@zedaddy3530]

Carson attempts and succeeds to GAME END an EPICC GAMER [GAY] [GONE SEXUAL][ALMOST LOOSED MY VIRGINTY] [EPIC]

[@jobydobe1567]

*its always sunny in Philadelphia theme starts playing*

[@heyyou9472]

Commiting break maritime law in Minecraft.

[@Versaucey]

-Romeo and Juliet- *Jschlatt and Aztrosist*

[@goldfish2729]

shut.

[@jackbudi]

Jschlatt and AntVenom

[@Lennard2121]

Versaucey Your great comment and 300 likes

[@spooklordsupreme4929]

Up the shut fuck😂

[@-lightswitch-2916]

Versaucey Excuse me but did you just say all gay peoples’ love is forbidden and they die in the end?! That’s HoMOpHoBiC

[@TyrannicalTentacles]

Bruh why is jschlatt so funny

[@lyghtnyng7102]

Tyrannical Tentacles he’s like my favorite

[@cratertheunknown]

I find them all funny tbh, but i like jschlatt alot

[@radioactive4184]

Davide galeazzi Funny mic never made me laugh But he’s the funniest from the group imo

[@neptune9195]

Funny mic

[@kraklp0p]

hes the funny man

[@HoneyVee.3]

"I AM *GAY*, CARSON" Carson: *WHEEZE*

[@Koozul]

Gayschlatt

[@barackobamaasmr8006]

Jeremiah Kuzel bap bo bay boboboboboboba ba ba ba badaba

[@sydney-ch2ek]

4:00 "hes let money corrupt him" >makes schlattcoin a month later

[@augustuswohlschlegel6241]

syd ney Schlatt Has Become The Very Thing He Swore To Destroy

[@fynnla.e]

@@augustuswohlschlegel6241 Stop Fucking Capitalising Every Word It Looks Disgusting.

[@FD-pi2gj]

@@fynnla.e Or What Bitch Boy

[@jjd3hner544]

He learned to negotiate from his former gay lover

[@thevgm5478]

jschlatt. The master of negotiations

[@bray4883]

"either you do the thing i want, or do the thing i want."

[@stinky-as-sin]

Nah that was Aztrosist

[@ivrsu]

Carson is the physical embodiment of SCP 173. You look away and he’s right there.

[@LocalDeepstateAgent]

I shouldnt have laughed at that... but i did... pretty hard.

[@esotericpince]

@@LocalDeepstateAgent xdxdxddxxd

[@raafeyalikhan4400]

lol good synonym

[@o8sidanram3n83]

Correct

[@khorkhi7107]

@@raafeyalikhan4400 it's not a synonym

[@nyaslashthreat]

I can’t beleieve my favorite gamer, carmecallson, is homophobic

[@BogosBinted98]

Carmecallson 😂😂😂

[@swagboythirtyeight]

Cannot believe it either! Unsubscribed, blocked, and r e p o r t e d

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Carson singlehandedly committed the Armenian Genocide AND the Holocaust simultaneously.

[@justafellowbrother7263]

He wants his new name to be CancelMeCarson

[@Loafphy]

No way, callmesarson hates the gays? I can't believe it

[@holdenstoner2539]

I like how Astrozist and Schlatt like, never interacted after this lmao

[@rebeccamosley1913]

It was a messy break up I guess 😔😔

[@cbou713]

what happened to astro and him genuinely tho lmao

[@samuraijackoff5354]

cbou They just dont talk, this one skit is the only ever interaction

[@seancooper4058]

@@samuraijackoff5354 Well they interacted prior to SMPLive so that isn't entirely true

[@Xanthopathy]

@@samuraijackoff5354 >What is the Sleep Deprived Podcast

[@quiteindeed6809]

So if goblins are slang for gay, does that make lesbians orcs?

[@toyotacamry-yx8uv]

Quite Indeed gay applies to both genders, but i still do wonder. hm

[@pierresihite8854]

Interesting Theory

[@showmethosejazzhands]

S7n73r and I oo-

[@vaguelykafkaesque]

I can confirm

[@nylonsghost7938]

AHHH. I've seen Orc gf's before they're so good. I, myself, am a gremlin.

[@GuyThatLikesYohane]

Murder isn't a crime unless you get caught.

[@Cybo-18]

True

[@lordzerra8268]

Guy That Likes Yohane skyrim taught me that

[@jackbudi]

True

[@fatesaccomplice4476]

Jschlatt

[@GuyThatLikesYohane]

@@lordzerra8268 Yohane taught me that

[@VtheBeast_iF]

carson preforms an ethnic cleansing in minecraft GONE SEXUAL

[@double_process]

Featuring Skeleton Overwatch Man

[@brertt8350]

Is gay an ethnicity?

[@FuraFaolox]

Performs*

[@DiddyJuicer]

Spoula_The_SpiceLord pranked

[@smittyjjensin558]

@@brertt8350 yes

[@ooferz3256]

“Alright you goblins.” “Did you just call gay people goblins?!” *vox wants to know your location*

[@nice-ne4io]

joko is like 😳😳

[@bigpigeon2384]

Who’s vox?

[@ooferz3256]

@@bigpigeon2384 it's a journalism site, mostly known for writing like 50 different essays on pewdiepie every time he exist in public

[@kashmoney6344]

"WE ARE GAY!" _"hUeeHEeeh"_

[@jermaenjoyer]

no one: companies in june: 3:00

[@2faced_disgrace]

"Its not illegal, until you get caught" - Daniel Aouchan 2019

[@jackbudi]

True

[@whylster]

🤠

[@TweetTweet17]

Carson is going to get demonetized for killing two gay man and one gay man dog.

[@ZigZagZipZap]

Tweet Tweet17 I would like, but your likes’ at “69” so...

[@TweetTweet17]

The grand holy bagel - Zigzagzip Thankyou soldier, your doing your part

[@saladcuck855]

He killed two beautiful man

[@カラなつめ]

@@saladcuck855 that mean you gay

[@justafellowbrother7263]

Gay man-dog? DOGMAN IS GAY!?

[@maxskellington910]

As a gay person I can surely confirm, that I, am a goblin.

[@jackbudi]

Same except I’m just a straight person. I’m not as cool

[@starstruck9821]

Same

[@thenamesr4318]

Same

[@miguelpadeiro762]

I don't think that's how commas work

[@UwU-pq1xi]

and i am a murderer goblin

[@SrsBismuth]

What shader is Carson using? They're not overbearing but add nice shadows and seems pretty lightweight to run. EDIT: Found it, for those of you who haven't yet. It's Sildur's Enhanced Default.

[@pugsys592]

Omg ty

[@cat-qp4pv]

Wait why did someone reply to this comment and then delete their reply omfg

[@latrellwilson5182]

@@cat-qp4pv cuz it was a woooosh i think

[@MJadeSL]

sildur is my god

[@laxos8349]

does anyone know?

[@anttmma]

Schlatt: He’s letting money corrupt Also Schlatt: You heard about schlatt coin

[@tomkrulz8600]

4:56 when he tells jshlatt to give him his quards for the pinky promise, he looks like a toddler that's trying to tell a lie

[@charlesv581]

The hell is a quards

[@hb23.]

CharlesV Plays i think they meant “coords”

[@charlesv581]

@@hb23. I know

[@LunAR-ic7uj]

. As a joke I think

[@P4NC43E]

A zombie said bruh when they were talking about losing 40 diamonds

[@shoji6169]

Tay Byrd this is such a bruh moment

[@chilliadistudios]

2 gay men who are in a struggling relationship that are commuting acts of murder and hypocrisy 1 is wanted by many people Yep this is Minecraft

[@malon6048]

yeah they are not gay bruh

[@taskvercityv2928]

2 gay man

[@corruptplex9179]

What stream was that

[@CartersTrains]

7:57 Why do I find Carson's inhale laugh so funny?

[@echoradiata]

It's like his laugh needs to start up before it begins Huh-huh-huh-hA-hA-hA

[@pvt.napalm7573]

I genuinely can’t tell if they are actually gay or were really committed to the joke.

[@potofgreeed]

naw aztro has a gf lol

[@pvt.napalm7573]

Pot of Greed, ok thx

[@the711devin4]

Pot of Greed what do you do again?

[@potofgreeed]

@@the711devin4 I have no clue

[@notedcorpse]

*they're joking about gay*

[@ApolloArden]

these minecraft videos are the fuel to my spring break entertainment

[@epicspooder]

Yesss

[@ianhowell8124]

Same

[@kerlobee]

The perfect minecraft server, twomad, Carson, swaggersouls, and bruh sound effect

[@galaxyzero]

- Lewdimus - *BRUH*

[@IcarusComet]

And gumball

[@izzy926]

Travis too😩

[@devin7612]

bruh what about jawsh, traves, and schlatt

[@amagespigott437]

@@dreadlordhg360 please stopping swear

[@itsjustroberto]

“You’re breaking the love of two beautiful man” that’s amazing man.

[@N_o196]

@@sunny5877 L

[@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452]

sunny r/whooosh

[@sunny5877]

Am I ok? Absolutely not i dont really understand the r/wooosh rn but you do know that me correcting​ them was a joke, right?

[@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452]

sunny yes, I was joking as well, sorry lmao

[@sunny5877]

Am I ok? Absolutely not im getting confused now xD

[@cavalryareohhi4786]

As a gay guy, I'm a goblin, and I'M PROUD.

[@LunAR-ic7uj]

Cavalryare Oh HI as a lesbian im a....idk

[@justafellowbrother7263]

@@LunAR-ic7uj orc 😂😂😂

[@MintsyMilky]

100 the like this achievement makes me a proud pan

[@adamc2957]

i love how we just gloss over cooper beating the ender dragon and shit

[@millerwhale]

Antvenom: “I thought everything was going smoothly” Me: you crafted a jukebox and put in stall to set the mood, didn’t you?

[@cloaked_pengu1324]

Carson i take inspiration from how you play survival also can you dab for the penguins that suffer in antarctica

[@Akyeo]

🤠

[@whylster]

🤠

[@kabluwi]

Worldwarbot 2020 would like a word

[@jacobwheeler7402]

L

[@officialgaming9203]

@@jacobwheeler7402 L

[@cold_soup_]

6:04 zombie pigman leaves the server

[@FBI-sr2eg]

13:26 Astro: It was an accident, what can i say Zombie: *Aggressive moaning intensifies*

[@derpy_horse4153]

6:44 certified *BrUuUHhH* moment

[@golfboyshi]

What's up checkmark

[@hanma4166]

*Can we get a full Mario 14 playthrough?*

[@jackbudi]

Will we tho?

[@shane907lol]

why is this coming from a riften gaurd

[@ach1an]

"I'm only gay in Minecraft"

[@AccursedCrow]

Someone in my school just said they've never heard of CallMeCarson... *It's time for a crusade*

[@davidedwards5302]

We shall take back Jerusalem in the name of carson for this treachery

[@Gigutriel]

Not talking to you if you aren't subscribed to CallMeCarson on KZbin

[@kingtyzon1687]

david edwards we shall take back *diamonds

[@MichaelSmith-bq4tv]

Such a lesbian

[@Mewz123]

"You know him, bro. You know him." This is still my absolute favorite bit

[@ThePupSquad]

As a gay people I can confirm we actively call ourselves and each other “goblins”

[@fayon3666]

and i quote, "sorry I was thinking about DICK".

[@DarkVenus]

Lmao geography sucks kong

[@itmekt8571]

L

[@fayon3666]

LOL

[@DarkVenus]

Literally had no idea what to write and, thus this random ass comment was born xD

[@fayon3666]

10/10 comment ngl

[@sundaylbztr]

"Committing _acts of taking another one's life forcefully and ending their existence_ in minecraft" If you used this title u would of got dem ads

[@Hippo.palooza]

Woulda clicked 20× faster.

[@user-jz6ui8hk7e]

*_Carsons Bizzare Adventures: Diamond Crusaders_*

[@decan7073]

Golden wind

[@somerandomguy4968]

emerald is unbreakable

[@user-xj3qj5mz5g]

bedrock is unbreakable

[@someguyinawheelchair4405]

Cobblestone Ocean

[@bean1002]

Iron Ball Run

[@poisonedbananabread1460]

"We're not goblins, we are gay!"

[@kuraes]

7:27 honestly my favorite moment of this entire series

[@xriptidez7980]

Why is everyone in this server homosexual? ALSO I SAW WEEST IN THE CHAT OMG

[@legoobiwan7854]

do you mean goblins?

[@xriptidez7980]

TadpoleGaming you disrespect papa weest?

[@JJJJ-qk8dn]

@Stale Bagelz Why?

[@maroverdose]

carson is lonely and straight

[@dapenguinbauck160]

Next video title committing horrendous acts of hate crimes in minecraft

[@Sheerspeechcraft]

"Cleansing Serbia of Muslims in Minecraft"

[@kureytir]

Yes I love my commitment of the acts of extreme life threatening assault known as 'murder'.

[@creativename733]

9:49 that did not age well

[@RedMaster366]

I was looking for this

[@30dreads52]

9:44 *U A V E A Y U Y A U S O S*

[@virtueisdead]

time to ship az and schlatt you've brought this upon yourself

[@AllDockCD]

The second I heard twomad laugh, *it was over*

[@georjoporjo3323]

even in the roughest of times, your videos always seem to put a smile on my face again :v) thanks for bein on youtube

[@itmekt8571]

your mom (flosses)

[@itmekt8571]

your half asian half american neighbours (takes the L)

[@joeyhummel9814]

*Heartfelt comment* *Cancer slowly creeping in the background*

[@itmekt8571]

@@joeyhummel9814 9:03 me flexing on your Bubba sucking cancer

[@tristandennewitz1084]

Guys you won't believe this, I found out how to get rid of all your blocks really fast. Step 1: build a chest Step 2: build a chest Step 3: place a chest Step 4:place a chest next to the first one Step 5: get obsidian Step 6: build a nether portal shape with the obsidian Step 7: mine out the middle Step 8: set the middle of the portal on fire Step 9: go to the mines Step 10: mine iron ore Step 11: get cancer from the mines Step 12: mine 8 stone Step 13: craft it into a furnace Step 14: mine coal Step 15: put all of the coal in the bottom Step 16: put all of the iron in the top Step 17: leave it alone for a while Step 18: take the iron out Step 19: mine a tree Step 20: turn tree into planks Step 21: turn planks into a crafting table Step 22: place the crafting table Step 23: put the iron in random shapes until it says it will craft a bucket Step 24: go into the portal Step 25: select the bucket Step 26: aim your crosshair at lava Step 27: press the build button Step 28: go back out the portal Step 29: go to the chest Step 30: put everything you have except for the lava in the chest Step 31: select the bucket Step 32: aim the crosshair next to the chest Step 33: press the build button Now you should get an unlimited amount of resources if you followed these directions exactly.

[@Dgero]

My game is laggy, resources are spilling into the room, and the lava is spreading, send help.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

I am no longer capable of disliking bad comments. When it's bad, I just laugh at how bad it is and like it anyway. Help.

[@crumche]

don't do this it creates mustard gas

[@ToonLinkGotT]

Oh that sounds cool I'm going to go try it now! Edit: you bastard

[@finnorourke4861]

Minn OW you did it, I really hope you did. Please

[@dfpl2554]

This video is so much funnier now that we know Aztro actually is gay

[@user7516]

These were the days, man. Take me back.

[@biothefunny]

3:00 that sound carson made scares me

[@MUGGIYT]

Am i the only one WHO's litterly addicted to this series?😔✊🏻

[@spooklordsupreme4929]

Probably not because we all watch his videos🤷‍♂️

[@Austrveg]

9:50 holy shit LMAOOO HOW DID HE PREDICT IT

[@sarahfeng]

i think i might be in love with aztro, his "negotiations" had me dying

[@user-oz4fh5gc5k]

Carson for just a moment, returns to his primitive roots after placing a lego block on some lava.

[@thaitoan4760]

This video is so much better after I know who Aztro is.

[@Gigglesnix]

I wanna be back when these came out, before everything happened :(

[@arcaneusumbra1539]

Whenever Carson laughs it looks like he's about to projectile vomit

[@markrisproductions2376]

This, in my opinion, is the perfect Minecraft video. I've watched it over and over again and I still laugh. The characters are absolutely perfect and the dialogue and delivery is just absolutely amazing. Good job, Carson, you done good.

[@samegging3970]

CallmeCarson More like Bore Ragnorock

[@jackbudi]

More like Bore Ragnarok? More like that’s my job

[@LZ4COMPRESSION]

More like rick and microphone! call me kevin fanbase represent

[@jackbudi]

More like bad joke!

[@jackbudi]

I literally taught a friend about Bore Ragnarok today

[@ellieobrien6954]

CALL ME KEVIN

[@icantb3asked]

9:49 this aged very well

[@ivanramirez3895]

11:55 please tell me someone gets that reference lmao

[@Mewz123]

"You know him bro" I love Jschlatt omfg, why is he so funny???

[@hsquared8869]

11:54 when mom and dad fight

[@ThePaladinCastCody]

Jschlatt is possibly one of the best parts of this SMP

[@sewnshut1]

0:55 "I am so proud of this community"

[@lolzugotrekt3689]

Bro Twomad died😔

[@CsSniper23]

Yea but he was also a horrible person

[@Austrveg]

celebrated it the day it happend

[@lolzugotrekt3689]

@@CsSniper23 oh shit really I had no idea

[@TrespasserAlt]

@@CsSniper23he was horrible but mainly bc of the drugs, he was fine before.

[@peytondrews703]

​That's horrible ​@Austrveg

[@timothykock6799]

7:50 is the best part Change my mind

[@elmuerto8878]

9:48 aged horribly

[@HTPCYMC]

Look out Carson, the Christian Minecraft mods are coming after you. Oh my god he has AirPods in. He can’t hear us. Oh my god.

[@CollinMunro]

I’ll rate this video one star... because there is no fruit pig

[@mommaerasercat]

8:53 is the best bruh ever

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

as a gay person i would like to assure the the general public that we are not goblins

[@Mari-mo2oi]

"i have no problem with any sexuality" warmed my heart thank you Carson Edit for clarification: I do not ship I am a homosexual that lives in fear of my family hating me and it just made my day better

[@LunAR-ic7uj]

Kamari. K? Same

[@araamahasla555]

no one cares lol

[@MICStudiosyt]

Ara Amahasla based

[@edwardhybe]

@@araamahasla555 then why'd you put effort into replying?

[@wildfire9280]

@@araamahasla555 why reply?

[@milkmangreg871]

Fortnite is getting really desperate with they're ads. Just give up, you can never out-do minecraft

[@TearingUser935]

9:50 well that aged like fine wine

[@PrepucioDou]

well now it aged even more

[@cosmalade]

RIP Twomad

[@AleT118]

now this is the kind of drama i want from these minecraft videos

[@Neon-ws8er]

aztro was on smplive? i dont remember that

[@MickeyX2M]

so was apandah, guess they just didnt have a lot of fun on there

[@Lightgamer819]

i cant believe this was 2years now this is crazy

[@answer8006]

I need liver surgery after all of that toxicity. also: L

[@potofgreeed]

what do u mean??? this was the gay representation we all needed

[@immigrant4556]

Carson why’d did you kill xxxtentacion?

[@astrala7938]

That's the cutestest of actionedes

[@uabxdger2745]

@@bakodozo moonlight uh

[@spir9t956]

on jah?

[@someprimate69520]

@@uabxdger2745 nigga why you trippin get your mood right uh

[@rock-hv1hi]

@@someprimate69520 shawty look good in the moonlight

[@mort985]

im glad you included the nether madness, it’s genuinely my favourite part of the series so far

[@BerklingtonLIVE]

“Shoes don’t go in horns, cringelord!” Probably one of my favorite things cooper has ever said.

[@RealRainbowChaser96]

8:12 That vacuum sounding laugh! XD

[@shshyie]

"Ask him what his light level is" *Orchestral music intensifies*

[@Problamo]

12:53 "I'm only gay in Minecraft." - Carson, 3-28-19

[@rouch7219]

Cooper and Poke talking is just a fever dream.

[@chasecooper670]

*Micro-Aggressions: The video*