I'm having a bad time on this minecraft server...

[@CallMeCarsonLIVE]

For anyone confused, this takes place on SMP Live, which is a minecraft server dedicated to streaming. In order to play on the server, you have to be streaming while you play. While playing, viewers can donate to the streamer and place a hit on someone else who is also playing. When given a hit, the streamer has to go attempt to kill or prank the person they were given. Hope this clears some things up!

[@jaunks]

Nice.

[@skavish4427]

First reply

[@mcrider7776]

CallMeCarsonLIVE are you my mum?

[@fooz5119]

Can you marry me?

[@PlayBoiMur]

CallMeCarsonLIVE 👌

[@KyosisPlays]

Man, this really feels like OG Minecraft, trolling your friends on your server hosted on your potato.

[@dziugasikas1954]

Ima be the first reply

[@KyosisPlays]

@@dziugasikas1954 My guy.

[@plxska]

eek moment

[@Storm-cu4vo]

@@dziugasikas1954 imma be' the last one😤

[@UwU-dw9zr]

Storm haha you fool, you have fallen into my trap

[@gamesux420]

You kill a man? fine. You take a mans enchanted pickaxe? You take a mans honor. No dignity.

[@MinecraftGamer2021]

Carson really steals? No dignity.

[@scoober7666]

Lukestealth Koichi_Bruh_Face_2.jpg

[@anihilates4731]

hotel? trivago

[@applecider869]

Really steals? no dignity.

[@rjbraatz9998]

Chew

[@livyaeh]

"how do you find all of these villages, travis?" travis: "i'm walking."

[@thegoldencross2004]

"I'm living"

[@livyaeh]

@@thegoldencross2004 trave is a lot of things.

[@awarepillow1180]

The Golden Cross I’m liivingw*

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

@@thegoldencross2004 I'm, liivingw*

[@8oku]

mk

[@caljackal6139]

Carson is actually the most civilised here: The rest attack him with swords and bows whilst he uses his wits and trap knowledge to destroy them.

[@marikilburn3323]

Except for Travis. He got Carson twice with only a glass pane

[@aestheticescape9181]

simp

[@ObamaGaming44]

aesthetic escape Shut the fuck up

[@aestheticescape9181]

Obama Gaming its a joke. chill out, good fucking lord people need to lighten up

[@palpalpalpalpalq]

@@aestheticescape9181 Shut the fuck up

[@theduckerson1378]

Why does Carson have such a suave voice but look like me in fifth grade

[@theinternet2019]

He’s only like 18

[@dxwnwardspiral]

The Bean what-

[@theinternet2019]

dinnerfood yah you didn’t know he only recently got out of high school about 2 years ago or so

[@dxwnwardspiral]

The Bean wow I didn’t know that

[@1DuhIlovayah124]

The Bean Technically he’s 20 and I’m also 20 but I look older so it’s just the way he looks tbh but he is pretty tall

[@marmarmarsmars]

"YOU JUST EARNED $60 FOR CLICKING ON ME A FEW TIMES" Well I mean... *slowly puts credit card away* If you phrase it like that...

[@Team_Svitko]

same

[@babypyroshark2604]

Not gonna lie its a great deal

[@rruckman9782]

"Bro I'm straight up not having a good time"

[@Yungxxizzle]

4head bruh moment

[@dannythedj1022]

5head

[@infamouscoffee4934]

megalovania haha I'm so funny haha

[@VerreCroix]

@@dannythedj1022 is weak3n in here?

[@dannythedj1022]

@@VerreCroix I think so

[@CausticFoil]

18:56 - The fact that Carson doesn't know what a Herobrine altar is is simultaneously adorable and disappointing.

[@dinkster]

"reality is often disappointing"

[@PanzerMan332]

Pretty sure he was just joking

[@azurez9651]

CausticFoil is is

[@okuphelele9602]

He was overeating he probably did know what it was

[@psychoticmane20]

What the frick

[@cooper2627]

Carson: you have some teenage angst, Travis. Travis: your mom

[@crisperstorm]

Travis surviving the portal trap was the most clutch thing I've seen

[@yeeterthaskeeter7246]

which vod was it in?

[@derpy_horse4153]

the single best line i've ever heard Carson say is "YOU'VE GOTTEN SIXTY DOLLARS FOR CLICKING ON ME A COUPLE TIMES"

[@cowboyfraser4312]

Nah

[@pilkan3712]

No, not at all

[@Dgero]

Dam

[@joezilla1018]

Was not expecting you

[@swaglordthe1th597]

✔️ equals like pog

[@ev0806]

Omg herobrine im litterly shaking and crying wtf why would he do that omg im so scared

[@ItsLemonMemes]

Literally*

[@hummingbird8793]

@@ItsLemonMemes that was part of the joke

[@luging2051]

Anxiety don’t bully him he’s handicapped

[@hummingbird8793]

@@luging2051 ok thanks for the reminder

[@Souleater716]

idk ._. What?

[@Ben-ms4hi]

Traves’ laugh is both strangely contagious and infuriatingly annoying

[@anactualbird6801]

I like it.

[@clairifedverified2513]

His laugh is so angering

[@tarrenr8159]

Timestamp for a trave laugh?

[@wiggles02904e]

@@tarrenr8159 5:59

[@jrw2319]

his laugh is amazing

[@moloko.o]

not to get emotional on a fucking minecraft video but the way that smplive just faded into history and is never talked about anymore is criminal. the cast, the timing, the lack of minecraft upadates. idk, i just miss it. this was truly a perfect time

[@Fwslater]

Fr bruh, this time period was easily the best time period of my life end of sophomore year beginning of junior year of high school no cares in the world just breezing thru ez advanced classes, no job, no worries of money, no adult stress and worries, still rather innocent to the harshness and bleakness of the world that all got amplified after Covid ended for some reason, all my closest friends also watched these guys too even ones that arent typically Minecraft viewers all thanks mostly to schlatt because we all thought he’s the funniest mf alive and continued to watch him well after the whole smp thing ended. Then covid hit which was just even more peak cause no school playing games all day with the boys and watching all these peak uploads. I’ll never forget it for the rest of my life, so unfortunate that it seemed to just fizzle out as everybody kinda went their separate ways for the most part even after lunch club and all that

[@loggue8019]

I feel genuinely sorrowful when watching the unmaking of a man that is Carson in this video...

[@AnKangaru6005]

Idk y but I really liked the early days of smp. There was something so great about it at the beginning when everyone was figuring stuff out. However, to see how far he and all the creators he worked with on the server have gotten is really nice. Carson did a good job by quitting college. It really is inspiring to see him progress from his early videos where he was just dicking around in csgo, pubg, etc and he and his friends had a smaller following to where he is now with over 2 million people following his content. Can't wait to see him go even further.

[@absolutemadlad8603]

chiji yeah wtf

[@Gloobster1350]

chiji he was agreeing with you

[@Gloobster1350]

chiji balldick

[@AnKangaru6005]

@@chiji5 no in most cases it's not a good thing lmao tf. However it was a good thing for Carson

[@ChristianGregorio-kz9up]

Bad news...

[@nikolai6969]

Poor dude in chat just wants you to say nico nico niii

[@SageSylvie]

who?

[@erinslps]

Lancaster pazongamer kept tipping

[@SageSylvie]

@@erinslps fat rip

[@shizune_]

Carson Carson caaaaaaaarr

[@PazonGamer]

He said it in the end xD

[@vivily1014]

Carson: *exists* Travis: Im about to end this whole mans career

[@stoked-6996]

It was his viewer fault

[@sotsu618]

17:12 THAT *“come back.”* IM SOBBING

[@Blackrain7070]

Travis is an example of why you shouldn't do drugs

[@cOmbustiOn-nplm]

Travis is a example of a bad mother

[@sreya9663]

An example of why you shouldn't do drugs, during pregnancy

[@zziaoe6940]

Shouldn't do drugs when you are pregnant*

[@zziaoe6940]

@@sreya9663 lmao same idea

[@kill3rbamb146]

Travis is an example of why you shouldn't have kids in the first place.

[@antwoniiee6029]

Travis's voice reminds me of an infuriatingly annoying little cousin

[@ZoinHydro]

Tbh travis is the little brat cousin of the server

[@dogplex]

Alexa T. Ha ha how funny that you ignored the comment and just lobotomized yourself at the sight of a pfp from a show you watch.

[@mechachurch4556]

@@dogplex what

[@timewellspent8137]

@@dogplex What troglodyte looks at the pfp first?

[@travislathangue2219]

bruh

[@jwaffled4143]

He's making money as a minecraft hitman... *_I love Carson_*

[@peepeepoopoo467]

I'd like the comment but it's at 420

[@ObamaToyreviews]

Slave to the Beatles it’s 444 now so go ahead

[@NathanTheMan]

I love how Carson doesn’t know Travis when months later they are ROOMIES.

[@kodarpy]

I've never heard Carson, the man who can laugh at almost any situation, sound so defeated.

[@oliverburrows7486]

I remember trolling my friends, blowing up their houses and placing signs while invisible, making them believe it was Herobrine. Good times.

[@maxskellington910]

holy fuck dude, I did that shit too. it was lit ngl.

[@yaboycyn]

You are a sinner

[@FuraFaolox]

I once did that on my city world on PS3.

[@CausticFoil]

I remember making up stories about greifers who would pretend to be Herobrine who would then become cursed by him. Turns out that fearmongering is a surprisingly good method to lower the greifing rate.

[@FuraFaolox]

@@CausticFoil I'll keep that in mind.

[@Goldiloxz]

Well, it turns out that if you don't give him creative or ban Antvenom, there's a third option...

[@Patrick-fw2ll]

Different person

[@usedtobe2780]

Hug him :3

[@lachie-g774]

I want him GONE

[@user-nz3gs4dt5t]

666th like 🤠👊

[@charbomber110]

Did you know that the programmer Notch once had a brother? His name was Brian. Like his brother, he wielded power beyond mere mortals...

[@alex-ee4uo]

Charbomber grum

[@floccinaucini]

Charboomer

[@jokoplush420]

@@floccinaucini PPPFFFFFTTTT

[@dreadlordhg360]

Did you know that the witch Jenka once had a brother? His name was Ballos. Like his sister, he wielded powers far beyond those of mortals...

[@rolls-roycecullinan9892]

Cool

[@LilasProperty]

14:09 the Thought process of that one Annoying dude on Discord Soamming the Nword

[@ijahden]

At 13:15 Carson didn’t say nico nico nii This man lost three dollars and thirty three cents

[@PazonGamer]

He did it in the end, it wasn't in the video but i have a clip of his stream xD

[@neogeothomas8127]

17:08 I love how you can pinpoint the exact moment that Josh experiences instant regret.

[@natelindsey9170]

Watching Travis kill him so many times actually made me aggravated On a side note, thank y’all for all the likes

[@tupslmao]

Aggravated? yikes

[@gonaldocr24]

Ik it got old quick

[@timewellspent8137]

@@tupslmao Agriculture*

[@qraee]

Dude, same 😂 it’s seriously pissing me off

[@TKK-630]

I would be at the point of breaking something if this happened constantly

[@busyizzy4760]

i love watching twenty minute videos of carson increasingly becoming a paranoid little baby

[@megamiteexplosion]

nah bro, YOUR mom

[@Cera_01]

@@megamiteexplosion Your mom part 2

[@megamiteexplosion]

@@Cera_01 SHUT THE FUCK UP

[@NintendoNerd64]

“You have your hits posted on a wall traves?” “Yeah I don’t wanna forget!” *laugh track*

[@m1nshr00m]

watching this from carson’s perspective literally makes me mad

[@CanadianDan854]

_You feel the __-sins-__ spiders crawling on your back._

[@ItsmeLees]

r/whooooosh

[@bupkis72]

@Death r/whoooosh

[@steinkoloss7320]

Stop it. It never was funny, it never was interesting. Its just annoying.@@ItsmeLees

[@kaito8579]

@@steinkoloss7320 woosh bro

[@thebruh5184]

@Death thats the whole joke

[@CrystalTheErudite]

I slept for over 17 hours... There is no punchline I just wanted to announce it... (Edit) Ever since I woke up I have had a constant splitting migraine and I haven’t been able to even walk straight. (Edit 2) I’m starting to feel better, although the occasional headache and neck pain come through. (Edit 3) All pain has finally cleared about two weeks later.

[@duckfrob2911]

Epic gamer moment!

[@lannasdoom]

EPIC!!!

[@yaboichris1256]

LOL!

[@jaydenzel8819]

wtf i did too im not even lying

[@brutallysadistic879]

I approve of this epicness

[@andrew0319]

8:24 Jawsh: she burned it.. Carson: well at least you’ll something to eat, jawsh Jawsh: *SHE BURNED IT* That got me 😂

[@plum.phobia]

3:44 mason laughs like a 1930’s villain with a mustache that he occasionally twiddles

[@peepeecrusher5765]

He's so evil

[@tylerfiftynine]

Carson: *puts down lava trap* Travis: What if I just go through the lava trap? *breaks portal*

[@fenchellforelle]

*people throw hundreds of dollars at the others to kills carson* ... "you´re being paranoid!"

[@aleatheltrashcan478]

Love going through and rewatching these videos

[@caelandgarcia3]

i like how no one hates carson anymore, and instead is just grieving for his return

[@gianniguez1101]

0:45 lol I was turning on my vacuum

[@thisclownshadahardday5263]

Feels weird, these videos make me happy to rewatch but it feels very strange at the same time because of what happened

[@deek0146]

What happened? I'm new.

[@abirdthatflewfromfareast]

@@deek0146 Carson lost so many subs because they were told he wrongfully took advantage of relationship for having like few hundread thousands subs on youtube against a girl back in like 2017. That wasnt the problem in the end, though because nobody gave a shit about how young both were back then and how small the age gap was(carson was 19 and she was 17), how regretful carson is with the event, who carson is right now, they only cared about the fact that 'Carson was 19 and he harassed, maybe even fucked that minor'. 3 to 4 years, just him trying to making people laugh and doing good things to let them know he wasnt the man he was back then were lost in pyre. Not to mention it happened right after the new year celebration.

[@TB-rh7nc]

@@abirdthatflewfromfareast shut up nerd

[@thetacoguy4787]

​@@TB-rh7nc hes right. Carson did nothing wrong

[@GIMMEMEYOURSKULL]

Please never stop making these or I will sacrifice your first born to notch

[@willphillips3424]

imemeful trust me he won’t this stream was made 2 weeks ago he has a lot of content for this series

[@Bbybirdie]

And what about the sacred sheep: Jeb_?

[@khokh699]

Yo bruh, you got Travis Scott on your MC server😩?! I must be trippin' balls rn

[@opusmeister]

Sicko Mode

[@mavxion]

straight up bro

[@stayalivefren6485]

“stop” “what am i doing?!” “you’re laughing at me”

[@lizardofoz4958]

Carson’s struggle is the plot of John Wick 3: Parabellum, everyone is after him with hits.

[@britishpigeon838]

😂

[@thephen4778]

Somebody: **does something** Carson: *_*A N G E R Y_**

[@FiledVideoGames]

4:00 I appreciate a good T flip-flop.

[@guavity4361]

Why is this such a great series?

[@pretsel5132]

It's not just great, it's the best

[@Rechrozmo]

Yeah it just keeps on growing

[@kyleb5392]

a b r u h m o m e n t

[@eoghanc1007]

I've watched the smp live that much that I can predict every word everyone says, I'll miss videos like this

[@straightfromdema]

Everyone: “Tools and Weapons” Carson” “UtEnSiLs”

[@stamrowbitbud895]

Listening to travis makes me so happy knowing that there are still people that are enjoying the game without actually making sad vibes

[@swot2400]

Is this the new battle royale?

[@oddacity5883]

No, my boi. It is one of the originals *exhales with cigarette in hand*

[@andrewbrooksssy3739]

Well let me tell ya little boy back in 2010

[@eugeemz]

Nah fortnite is better

[@Loef]

just a normal 9 year old epic gamer name matches up. shitty little kid here

[@Loef]

@Roach fuck you mean i just got wooshed, the kid just said fortnite is better *confusion*

[@Terpster77]

“My sister decided to bake bread in the oven at 1 in the morning, and she burned it.” “Well at least you’ll have something to eat” “S h e b u r n e d i t”

[@isaacmontano9349]

rewatching these videos resets my humor

[@martonk]

Same

[@GeorgeCowsert]

The moment I saw the herobrine altar I knew the server was cursed forever, and low and behold a few months later it's the most bizarre server to ever exist.

[@Fox0x0wolf]

Carson, when building you can click the mouse wheel "key/button" while aiming at a specific block to auto select that block-type from your inventory, saving you TONS, hope this helps! ':D

[@Rechrozmo]

Carson already knows that he's a Veteran God in Minecraft

[@brj6053]

5:59 Travis is an actual villain and he knows it

[@chaunceylee6406]

sometimes i rewatch this video just for the “yucky, yummmy, yummmm” part

[@Luckydreamland]

i cant be the only one that is in love with Travis's laugh.. ;((

[@peopleperson]

no I fucking hate it

[@dogdog4091]

18:24 the way he said “that was his name” kills me

[@thejarrod1900]

"The Hunger Games 1, a hero's journey begins" KZbin, 2019

[@hmxoxoexo]

I miss this

[@undersc0r]

same :(

[@Jeff4theRaid]

Golden years bruh, thanks for getting pizza back on his feet after that night

[@-ElysianEcho-]

According to youtube this video is about the movie “the hunger games”

[@mexicancast]

This guy carried my COVID-19 college schedule.

[@hahawhat6036]

traves' laugh makes my heart: warm

[@ozzy2440]

travis is earning BANK from these kills lmfao

[@Melvin_RongDong]

Imagine having to take and put stuff into your furances manually *This post was made by hopper gang*

[@shad5812]

Damn, I just realized that its been over a year since SMPLive started. Time flies by

[@vaporizefear686]

This is so behind compared to the streams

[@dylang1138]

I would actually have burned all Travis’s stuff several times, mad respect for Carson not doing that

[@BLODSWIPER]

0:50 - Are they playing on Hardcore or something? I've only ever been instant killed by creepers when not wearing iron armour.

[@DirtyDoge]

Must be hard difficulty. Still, you should only be able to die if the creeper is right next to you, must be a lag component.

[@bohoffman816]

Omg seeing spawn city when it only had Jokopods store and nobody has a fully built house is so cool

[@DemonPrinceMjolk]

Mason's laugh at 3:43 / 3:44, I'm f*ckin' dyin' XD

[@imaperson2696]

I can't believe this I overslept

[@phospenguillite8895]

Travis why do you always get in trouble travis?

[@thedrewshowtv]

Five years man…

[@nxrainbow8676]

Honestly love when the videos are longer. Means I’m having more laughs. Love this so much.

[@BankeySprinkles]

I love the foreshadow in the beginning. The group exposes Travis for being devious even though we all think he's so innocent and he destroys Carson's whole being

[@majjken3539]

I'm gonna crack like nobody's watching and eat like I skipped lunch. Why? Because Red Lobster's crabfest is back. I'm diving into so much crab, so many ways. Like Crab Lover's Dream with Snow and King crab legs and rich crab alfredo. Or, the snow crab bake. Who knew crab goes with everything? Whoever put crab on this salmon, that's who! With flavors like these, I'm almost too excited to eat. Hey, I said almost. Now that it's back get crackin' while you still can at Red Lobster.

[@majjken3539]

@a moron Yes, please try our delicous crab. Buy crab at www.crabistheonlythingthatkeepsmywilltolive.com or go to your local supermarket

[@breadboardbarry9163]

Thank you Majjken very cool.

[@thelore2755]

You know that, if you're the server owner, you could just go into the inventory's of other players while they're offline and take their shit Edit: After watching all of it... All I can say is I still stand by to what I said

[@GuyThatLikesYohane]

Man I love Comicsans from Overtale. I love him almost as much as a I love Yohane.

[@ParadoxXIsTaken]

Me too bro

[@bard_xo]

Fuck Yohane

[@domonation59]

everyone had a friend in high school who laughed like travis

[@etaorionis9339]

I think I am that friend

[@sunnistar7627]

Carson: It's just the mob lag Carson on the first day of SMPLive: Server's not lagging you are

[@Shorteagle]

Legend says Carson is the 'Get out of my room I'm playing Minecraft!' kid. Glad to see he's stuck to his roots.

[@loganpurdy7851]

4:42 When Carson Finds a spider under his table.

[@strash.]

i’m so glad you uploaded more minecraft.

[@dustinwilliams6621]

6:43 did you see Carson try and dodge the arrow in real life? I’m glad I’m not the only one lmaoooo 😂

[@parakeetgaming2894]

0:44 play it as 0.25 speed vacuum

[@nocturne6320]

I am so happy that Minecraft is becoming relevant again

[@Vufferlol]

14:50 "it's not paranoia if everyone actually is out ot get you"

[@justusballeweg8206]

Altrive's antiperspirant joke was the easily the funniest part of the video

[@abdullahx8118]

Im so glad people are fighting to bring minecraft back

[@MimiUsagichan]

Travis's laugh makes me feel so soft inside... but then you see what he does to his friends....😂😂😂

[@kalminiii7477]

step brother: exists step sister: 6:06