Competitive Sex Education?! That Team Meeting Episode

Peter Crouch reveals all the things that footballers, managers and coaches discuss at a team meeting... You'll learn about which managers dominate the room, the softer tactics employed by others and what happens when the gaffer loses the dressing room?! Chris Stark and Statman Dave discuss more ideas for Crouchfest and Crouchy reveals why David Beckham holds a special place in his bedroom...
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This episode... we take a tour of Peter Crouch's office, including hat-trick balls and an introduction to his cat! Have you seen our Crouchfest Ad in the Samrat window? Victor Moses 'The Session Wrecker...' Losing 1-0 at training to NOBODY! How stat platforms work and do we need Football Scout Tinder? Mikel Arteta's team meetings, Peter Crouch's sex education memories, Sven-Göran Eriksson's England team meetings and how the 2006 World Cup could've gone better... And finally Chris Stark asks why isn't there a stat to prove hard work?
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Peter Crouch reveals all the things that footballers, managers and coaches discuss at a team meeting... *GET YOUR CROUCHFEST TICKETS HERE: **gigst.rs/Crouchfest* *BRAND NEW website here: **thatpetercrouchpodcast.com*

[@robertsampson3772]

“I’m not kurt zouma” 😂😂😂Gold 😂

[@andrewso781]

i lost my shit when he said that

[@gonzago1074]

Brilliant and the way he says it and laughs 😅class

[@JoDyMa]

I got caught sooo far out by that 😂😭😂😭

[@allanbahizi6803]

6:42

[@NationalTreasureExplorers]

quality

[@lartranslation6929]

never thought i needed a peter crouch podcast, addicted!!

[@lorinsmith9898]

Perfect timing. Coffee and an excuse to have lay in!

[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

Enjoy!

[@joeroby5792]

And with the Zouma comment I remembered to like the video 🤣🤣🤣

[@jackpossy]

After listening to the episode I came here for this video to see how it looked when he said the Zouma comment 🤣

[@papanoel3999]

Bit of Crouchy and the boys on the podcast ona Saturday night, before MOTD.. GET IN... Ps.. Cool man cave.

[@CharlieMee92]

catching up on a few of these i missed lol "im not kurt zouma" did me then the next frame the cats gone... :')

[@romanoonamor7690]

Running stats ARE misleading. It's funny because when a team is winning and runs more, it's always "oh yeah, the opponent runs less, and it show on the scoreboard". But then, it's also "it's not the players who should run, it's the ball. Not having the ball is more tiring because you run more". So running is good but also bad, so it's not a relevant stat.

[@zerosiroking]

Great pod and love the cat

[@imrygarrxd710]

Top quality as always lads! Would love to hear your thoughts on crouches hero card on fifa this year? I run him up top for "Back Stronger FC" and have built my whole team around him with the best crossers on the game. Love to hear it lads, top top quality again

[@Driftking859]

I think an episode on football video games full stop will be a good one

[@jack24-7james]

That room looks amazing

[@SteelBonsai]

LMFAO Love it lads Especially the I'm not Kurt Zouma comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jasonibinson]

Crouchy is that an actual basquiat painting in the background

[@aidanfeeney4894]

Great podcast Crouchy mate 👍🏻

[@eugenehapp452]

I’m not kurt zouma 😂😂😂

[@NationalTreasureExplorers]

what a pod, when can we see the new crouchfest for those who couldnt make it? ;)

[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

Keep notifications on 👀

[@seanb3204]

Great podcast and loving the cat. It's your podcat!

[@matwilson3599]

Come on Crouchy… How bad of a forward do you have to be to have one of your shots saved by a cardboard cut out! 🙈😂

[@calum5899]

That room looks epic 🙌

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Cheers Calum

[@gavinthegoliath]

Can we have the cat every week please.

[@nikiguymer5840]

I'm sure it was missing a tail🤔

[@scouse560]

Tbf its not about tickets to Wembley it's about getting there. There is train strikes every couple of days.. what's the point in booking tickets if you aren't driving there a 50 quid ticket turns in to £800

[@JJJackson777]

6:50 fucking hellfire😂

[@toptekkers9097]

I hope u have planned a robot off where guests compete against Peter doing the robot

[@Mike-bd3yp]

Is that a Basquiat on the wall??

[@TomTrips017]

Becks blue. Are they aware there’s no alcohol in that 😅

[@lucazade2259]

Crouchy where’s your cats tail? Looks like a big Guinea pig

[@Mike-bd3yp]

Also where is that cat’s tail??

[@jonnyhaley3703]

Me and my mate will let crouchy and tjr lads raw arse us from 6 yards on stage for tickets 👌 I hope you know what that game is otherwise this is a different proposition altogether 🤣🤣

[@neillairdofglencairn7216]

I m not kurt zouma and the next shot the cat had gone,,

[@matthhd7022]

Shame they had to sell out, talkin about tickets and that beer company promotion thingy

[@grievuspwn4g3]

Yes, how dare they not take an immense personal loss on an event, and get their dream booze made by someone who knows what they're doing.

[@danofficial117]

I’m not Kurt zouma 😂😂

[@zacwilkins3802]

I'm a barman, if you need one of those I'd be happy to help

[@chrisf9377]

So that's two rooms in his house that have a mirror on the ceiling

[@jabra7793]

@28:50

[@lornasinclair4768]

Don’t miss the point guys Mikita Arteta May have used a 💡 in the speech but don’t think of the physical thing it’s just a metaphor. What he is saying is it takes 1 or so person’s to be on point and the rest will fall into place as a team, everyone should or will have that haha moment. Meetings are a learning and team bonding experience! Just saying🙋🏽‍♀️

[@thomashealey291]

The British players where over paid and trophyless

[@renrodd8546]

I think statman dave is the least funny person you could have got for this podcast. His role essentially is to fake laugh really hard... why is he on this pod😭

[@ahadahsan1]

Tom didn't want to leave the BBC

[@jtaylor8606]

@@ahadahsan1 He left the BBC a couple of years ago to do other podcasts.

[@jtaylor8606]

The cat added more to the pod.

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