Erling Haaland is making me look $hit!

That Training Session Episode! Who knew that netball, table tennis, water polo and red ar$e would all play an integral part in a Premier League training session?! Peter Crouch details what motivates players, the sessions that footballers hate and how a manager like Rafael Benitez coached teams to play his tactics. Playing true to his selfish-striker mindset, Crouchy raises the issues he has with Erling Haaland and the impact the Norwegian is having on the Premier League and its historic football statistics....
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This episode... is Erling Haaland parched and how is the prolific Norwegian ruining things for ex-Premier League strikers like erm... Peter Crouch! A very surprise guest passes through briefly! We find out what 'prehab' is, how Rafael Benitez trained his players tactically, what happens if you play vs the youth team and they're decent? AND we hear about fun football training games like 'red ar$e' and what happened when Phil Bardsley played teq ball!
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[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

That Training Session Episode! Welcome back everyone *GET YOUR CROUCHFEST TICKETS HERE: **gigst.rs/Crouchfest* *Send us your best training stories here: **thatpetercrouchpodcast.com*

[@projectresonate5142]

They tried to make me go to Prehab I said No No No 😂😂😂

[@TatSamChap]

Crazy the one episode with the blinds up and Freddy walks by! If the blinds were down we would have never got that interaction. Absolute gold!

[@1Fuzzybee]

One of the best Podcast on youtube, I could watch these three all day, Crouchy you are a gem. No other ex pro could do this, so entertaining

[@nobby2783]

Red arse is 100% a staple game of any kid growing up in England, what a game 😂

[@peterspaulding5584]

Cool to learn that physios respected Crouchy’s prehab routine given that he hadn’t had a ton of injuries. Really interesting.

[@lorinsmith9898]

What an episode! They just keep coming back stronger!

[@jirijanecek8126]

4 hat- trick balls on display, and then Halland goes and does it in a week 😀 so funny and ridiculous at the same time

[@StatmanDave]

Looking forward to watching this!

[@aqgrekhopo]

Btw, i enjoyed ur last video, good stuff, can you do a breackdown of the the city 433 but looking like a 235

[@cheesybellend6842]

There’s your mission Dave , are you willing to except !?

[@tobyellis8987]

But…you were in it?

[@StatmanDave]

@Toby Ellis 😂

[@SteelBonsai]

Yes Statman Dave love the show lads 😀💙⚽️🍻 As someone who suffers with depression these episodes really do cheer me up so thanks you. Pass on my best to Crouch what a guy & player!

[@davec8617]

Red***e from the penalty spot, we did it from the 6 yard box….that was punishment 😂😂 great episode lads!

[@ItsmeAndygNUFC]

What Haaland does off the ball is what makes him so good, there's not many striker's with such a good football brain

[@carlhunter5581]

Haaland might be able to score a hat trick every week, but can he make a great podcast every week?

[@dannyboomhead7739]

i wonder where they searched to find that "Cows arse with a banjo" training picture? I couldn't.... Great pod again guys

[@Tawadeb]

Just watched your 48 goals for Liverpool Peter. Great goals

[@Frazzlepops]

AHH the old red arse pens. We called it roseys usually for the loser of heads and volleys, ball wall or a 2v2v2v2v2v2 tournament

[@stevensalmon1318]

Crouch never missed a training session even to go to a school reunion at drayton. I was a student there, we were gassed thinking crouchy was coming to the school then he "wasnt allowed" ok thenn thanks man cheers LOL

[@rohinmalhotra]

This is brilliant. Excellent humour, gents. Love how self-deprecating Peter is. :)

[@oledevo]

One negative is they've not shared Alfie's lasagna recipe yet.

[@TheVanpablo79]

The difference is professionalism, coaching and sports science.

[@xrystiang8923]

Episode title should have mentioned Flintoff as a special guest for the clickbait

[@twambamman]

Freddie ... Just stuck in traffic, came in for a pish, gonna buy a bag of nuts on the way out. That is Freddie, one of England's best ever Cricketers, summed up in one sentence. What a bloke.

[@erlinghaaland6029]

Nice one lads! 🤖💙

[@jaysmith2652]

The new scientific research topic on football and sport in general is that warm downs increase chance of injury. I’m sure many players will love to get rid of that. (Static stretches are also proven to increase ROI, Risk of Injury)

[@Snyh01274]

Hiya Peter crouch I was wondering if u remember going to my dads wedding in west London I think it was in as he always go on about it it would be class if u remembered and I showed him that you remembered it ❤

[@jonnyshadbolt899]

Statman dave with those tumbleweed moments

[@gannonmanu09]

We used to play red arse start on the 18 yard line and if you hit the person u go closer so people used to trickle the ball until they got 4 yards out and then it was a volley

[@calum5899]

Loving these podcasts 🙌

[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

Nice one Calum

[@roryobrien3884]

This is starting to feel a bit strained.

[@chrisburton4128]

What's Crouchie's mins per goal record for England? That must be one of the best

[@stevensalmon1318]

23:41 one reason why youth shouldn't have their own pitch and area away from the first team at another site. Invaluable experience just to be pulled over from the pitch along to train with the first team

[@bigdmiles]

American here. Listen to crouchy on occasion. Wtf does parchy mean?

[@Tawadeb]

Thirsty?

[@mcfcjack]

Anyone got a link to the article

[@straightouttacornwall]

You guys are smashing it. I don't comment often but I just want to show you my support :)

[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

Nice one 👊

[@tomknight5149]

Anyone know where Chris' shirt is from? 👀

[@SHRWM]

Nothing will ever beat crouchey's perfect hatrick against arsenal.

[@romanoonamor7690]

People will need to understand that Haaland not participating in City's build-up is NOT a problem. That Haaland touching 10 times the ball in a game is NOT a problem. Stop judging players on the number of times they touch the ball. Haaland couldn't care less. He said it, his dream would be the have 5 touches in a game and score 5 times. People need to stop judging performances by possession or touches. Those are stupid ways to judge a performance. Very stupid.

[@MjolnirMarks]

That’s the problem with some of these stats ‘masters’.

[@danlim5863]

need to get Tom Foreskin back- the chemistry and overall chat is just not the same. Critial but Chris Starke is kinda mundane and Statman Dave is lowkey just boring innit

[@joshcook6951]

Naa love Tom but but statman Dave adds an interesting element in my opinion

[@AyoGallieo]

Totally agree. Statman Dave just doesn’t have the banter or the ability to lead to conversation like Tom

[@AManCalledDutch]

Using the word ‘low-key’ and ‘innit’ shows what a fucking lemon you are.

[@adamginger32]

Red arse is from the 6 yard box!!!!

[@cheddar1554]

Sorry what does parch mean in this context?

[@ZJS0113]

We used to call it raw arse doing headers&volleys

[@Benerdelyi]

My life ended when Bardo went through the table 💀

[@TheSixthSense1972]

Peter Croouch absolute quailty and shit funny.....

[@papihuge6702]

I’d still rather Crouchy at the back post 🤝

[@peterspaulding5584]

As a Liverpool fan, it’s soooo interesting to hear Crouchy talk about Rapha. I can see that he wasn’t the manager for him, but it hurts knowing what Rapha did for Liverpool.

[@CameraNostalgiaClub]

freddy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chris_hegg]

Ten out of ten gentlemen. Thank you

[@XxXMornoMXxX]

In red arse we kick it from the goal kick line in France, if you miss from there you're shit

[@garethgazz9332]

What the f%&k does 'parch' mean when used to describe someone?

[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

Parched - check out the Crouchfest episode there’s an explanation in there

[@taffelost6221]

But now you have a more dynamic midfield and there's often just 1 striker with one more midfielder to help the defence.

[@j12dn]

Come on mate, its professional football. Just because Crouchy is talking, doesnt mean every single thing is a messaround. Im sure he took training seriously....most times.

[@alpromotions]

Bit like pre drinks lol

[@greggsmith6327]

Freddie........😁😁😁

[@tq6892]

I seen Glen Johnson in the local Spar buying vodka, a multi pack of chewing gum and he said he hates Crouch.

[@nc2933]

What vodka was it?

[@tq6892]

@@nc2933 Glen's.

[@nc2933]

@@tq6892 it must be weak

[@Dermo-Dermo]

Crouch and his two square friends.

[@dellerbeller]

What the fuck is "parched"?

[@munchyman3]

I thought it meant to be thirsty. I guess in this case it's a negative slang meaning 'too perfect'? Anyone?

[@stevensalmon1318]

It's a footballers term for teachers pet. Always cosying up to the manager, carrying the cones for him never getting in trouble that sort of thing

[@dellerbeller]

Thanks for the replies. It seems an odd thing for a 40 year old to be using such a term.

[@jtaylor8606]

@@dellerbeller It's from an earlier podcast series - you really need to listen to them all, including the ones on the BBC, to get all the in-jokes. This phrase refers specifically to Charlie Adam, who in the breaks in training sessions at Stoke used to go talk to all the coaches instead of getting a drink with the lads. Hence, behind his back, he was referred to as 'parched'. But they now use it to describe anyone who sucks up to the manager/coaches, etc/

[@pauljmcmillan]

Funny man

[@jacobtennant954]

The guy on the left needs to go never takes anything serious when crouchy tryna talk football he just takes the micky

[@stevensalmon1318]

To be fair the past episodes have seen some gold. If it were too serious you wouldnt get that. This isnt a mega serious football anorak podcast its comedy based

[@jinz0]

nah haaland won't last or have the longevity of Ronaldo and Messi, City also will be a phase

[@Filzzy]

36:16 you didn’t have to go n on Pete like that

[@CrisTheRed]

Well done crouchy your theory is right modern defences are shite

[@andrewmartin2103]

Freddie walking in lol.

[@andrewmartin2103]

Are keepers worse now ??