COMPILATION: Dumbledore and Minerva destroying Umbridge

[@Jabee1p9]

mcgongall: You dont turn up at my school and start cutting my children Dumbledore:sorry...who's school?

[@RRC879]

Ofcourse McGonagall's school. Dumbledore's is acting as if he even does something for the school . Lol

[@RRC879]

@Papaya Club LOVE her . She's my favourite character. I liked her from the second page of the book.

[@atharvadeshpande6907]

@Papaya Club and she is. Well, after deathly hallows

[@K-popstanLuver]

@@RRC879 same

[@letslearn7562]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@flynnbrennan1810]

The quote of the year Dumbledoor”I’m gonna drop kick you across gryfendor table!”

[@dramionediaries2204]

Could not stop laughing at that

[@eleanorcooke7136]

"beg all you want, you haggard goblin"

[@evamakgill4008]

(No hate intended) it’s gryfindor

[@hafsasamia5997]

@@evamakgill4008 *gryffindor

[@evamakgill4008]

@@hafsasamia5997 damn it.

[@wendydiannebacay3800]

"Shut up Dumbledore, trying to write it for Hermione and Ron...Hog..Hag" with tongue* I died laughing 😂

[@sarahanne4633]

TELL ME WHY every time I see these tik toks and I expect Dumbledore to be like this when I go and re watch the Harry Potter movies and when he's not I get disappointed 😂

[@MyNamesMalihaMf]

LoL HaHHahahHha

[@elifapereira3753]

If he was like this then he would be one of the most popular characters for sure

[@kyk8836]

Same 🥺

[@baconandwaffles7827]

Ain’t nothing but a heart brea-no sorry not the time imma go bye

[@TheKiwiBoi69]

@@baconandwaffles7827 lol

[@skinni_the_P00hBear]

"COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING!!!!" "WHOOOO!" "AHHHH IT'S SO NASTY!" That was one of my favourite ones. Dumbledore was messy as hell🤣🤣

[@LexLeeC]

Omg yes I loved that😂😂

[@thedeathlyhallows4792]

Luvin it!

[@mxlidow]

I memorized that whole part

[@heather2701]

"Sorry who's school?"

[@sammiegachaoffical]

Fred. George. Harry 🥺🥺

[@elpendy398]

"NO WONDER FILCH FOLLOWS YOU AROUND WITH A MOP!" GOLDDD

[@pez2764]

“HAVE YOU MET THE MAN HE’S NEVER BEEN IN A CLISET HIS ETIRE LIFE” 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

[@zothuro2702]

Except for Grindy.

[@satyamsingh9799]

Oooooooohhhhhhhh. Now I get it.

[@xxhoneysucklexx1545]

@Zothuro yesssss. He has a thing for Grindewald.

[@OneRandomDragonLover]

The whole thing was so funny that I genuinely think my heart might have stopped from laughing so much.

[@kaceycametoparty]

I just realized that 🤣

[@rat5800]

“if you were my baby i’d have left you on a doorstep, no offense potter i really didn’t want to leave you there” BAHAHAHAH PLSSS

[@PrinceEmeraldMoonstone]

Aw thanks professor

[@ArgentuTA164-2]

OP, your pfp is so accepting. Equal rights for all. Except the goddamn women who don't understand equal rights means equal fights.

[@itsemem2974]

" No offense Potter, I didn't want to leave you there." " Aw thanks proffessor that's actually really nice." lmaoo

[@katherinepierce7676]

🤣🤣🤣.

[@itsemem2974]

@@katherinepierce7676 XD I loved that line

[@katherinepierce7676]

@@lorenzogus6925 thanks :)

[@mxlidow]

I memorized that part :D

[@chillersky8324]

I kept rewatching that part XD

[@defnotrae19]

Minnie: "Stop trying to bang the Minister he doesn't want you! You make him heave!" Umbridge: "Lies all lies!" Minnie: "He told me he'd rather have a romantic night with Voldemort and he's a homicidal maniac with no nose!" LMAO

[@letslearn7562]

I died on the spot! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@luxurgaming9746]

@@letslearn7562 what song do you want me to play at your funeral

[@letslearn7562]

@@luxurgaming9746 no song! 🤣🤣

[@Nitabeeee]

@@luxurgaming9746 who run the world girls who run the world girls

[@aryanpathak224]

that "oh" right afterwards 🤣🤣

[@almaryscambar3658]

"what have I done to deserve this?" "Exist you classless catastrophe" This gotta be the best insult of all 🤣🤣🤣

[@shreberry5164]

Minerva mcgonagall u badass chick

[@Naro_Rivers]

I dunno, I’m kind of partial to “cantankerous cockwomble”.

[@mahipalkochar3073]

Agreed

[@LikitheWeerasinghe]

"Not to mention causing bodily harm to my students on a daily basis you reprehensible reptile" 🤣🤣🤣

[@LeoChaseTheMythMaster]

Dumbledore's comments make the already scalding (and alliterative) Minerva insults and her superior dominance over all of the wizarding world even better if possible.

[@angrybabyshigaraki262]

"Anything you'd like to add?" "....skank" Also i love that harrys just writing down the conversations for hermione and ron

[@definitelyarealperson248]

Ik. 😂

[@nuggets333]

Lol

[@brynnaperry3699]

" READ HER TO FILTH MINNIE!!!!"

[@Zero-cp2oc]

Are we not gonna talk about "Have a biscuit, Potter."

[@thedeathlyhallows4792]

THANK you!

[@Biblio_phile.01]

@@user-ij3il1sj1k listen I don’t think chan made that

[@heramaaroricon4738]

"Take a biscuit, Potter" Minerva "This is outrageous. It is unfair" Ron "How can you give him a biscuit but not his friends too?" Hermione

[@letslearn7562]

Yeah pls

[@Biblio_phile.01]

You deleted your comment☯︎

[@its_toast_2121]

Dumbledore: "I'm gonna drop kick you" My mind immediately: "Sir, I drop kicked that child in self defence"

[@phoenixedge7]

Hehe same

[@dhanushm6557]

Are we talking about technoblade

[@phoenixedge7]

@@dhanushm6557 yes

[@immagical7036]

Rip Technoblade

[@PinkyJain-ue2hd]

I was looking for this

[@forestdaydreams9447]

" I WILL BACKHAND YOU DOWN THESE STAIRS " omfg

[@philip3795]

"Come on the tea is SCOLDING " got me laughing

[@jesssmall5396]

“I beg your pardon” “Beg all you want you haggard goblin” Incredible

[@Geoff09]

The movie we all want 😂

[@sophiamcnair7753]

Yesss

[@sparkknight4992]

@@yasminegoat2923 and @Dom Mc Donald YESSSS

[@haylee5186]

FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@incognitouser8256]

Hey there is gonna be lot of burns and casualties among costars and the audience.😂😂😂#thuglife

[@Ash_I-12]

Yesss

[@venusisinvisible8553]

"what have I done to deserve this?" "exist you classless catastrophe." LMAOOOOO

[@eruiluvatar7155]

XD

[@letslearn7562]

Classless catastrophe! 😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg

[@PHSDM104]

She forgot she was at Hogwarts and took a trip to Downton Abbey.

[@topcomp1066]

This line always gets me... 😂😂

[@izzytipple2352]

“he told me he’d rather have a romantic night in with Voldemort, and he’s a homicidal maniac with no nose”- IM DYING 🤣 1:29

[@letslearn7562]

That was the best! 😂😂🥰🥰

[@dragonic4239]

It’s even better because at the time fudge was denying Voldemort’s current existence

[@jenniflower6569]

"Is Album Dumbledore in the supply closest?" "No! Have you met the man!? He's never been in a closet in his life you sour-faced dirt sack!!!!!" 😂😂😂

[@ahaririguy]

These are giving me life

[@GarrettMerkin]

You ever watch "Dear Reader, Wizard People?"

[@mrbluesguy2853]

“COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING” I never knew I needed to hear Dumbledore being such a drama addict. This line kills me every time I hear it I love these videos so much.

[@autumnss7956]

I love that Minerva hides Dumbledore In her supply closet. It’s just the kind of thing she would do. Making sure her best friend can stay at his school.

[@audralegg6477]

He whent number 4 grim old place

[@Hari-kx2er]

​@@audralegg6477 No, he didn't. At least not as per the book

[@user-gw7ts1sv3w]

we need this as an actual movie

[@LordWyatt]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXbOiGSoer6agJI It’s about 2hours long so it’s worth a movie😅

[@addisonwerner5918]

I just love Dumbledore, he's so sassy and wild please make one where Dumbledore is talking to young voldemort

[@sadaf380]

"Fred" "George" "✨hArRY✨"

[@Zoogore6777]

That one sent me. 🤣

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

💀😂

[@Tea_N_Crumpets]

“Get ready you cantankerous cockwomble, I’m about to spit some facts.” That is such a powerful line...

[@liamwestin3452]

“Just shut up and watch the carnage!” Literally had me rolling 😂😂

[@sakthianandam]

*"No offense Potter, I didn't want to leave you there."* 😉 *"Awww.... thanks proffessor that's actually really nice."* 🥺

[@andysanchez1432]

“RIP Cedric. But life moves on. Get over it.” *Sir he is the love of my life I cannot get over it!*

[@pkmplb]

*"Minerva , what does this clown think its doing?"* LMAO I'M DEAD

[@himanshujaswal6465]

“someone called pompery because umbridge got burned😂😂😂” -albus dumbledore

[@Its_sabribri]

I rewatched the movies and I’m not kidding I was sad that Dumbledore and Minerva weren’t spending half the time roasting Umbridge and betting on Harry’s love life 😂

[@nessyness5447]

They were, just out of screen XD

[@sandippaul468]

"She did NOT just say that. I will come out of this closet, I don't even care." Well that part melted my heart.

[@roegranger-weasley9660]

I am so glad you added the scene where Minerva and Harry (and that pink figure) are speaking about Harry's becoming an auror. That scene is just in the books.

[@tiernasmyth4718]

These are the most complex insults I’ve ever heard...

[@Kakuretaka]

Insults hurt more if you use illiteration.

[@sarastonebell9053]

2:24 "Fred." "Goerge." "Harry!" I don't know why but i found that very funny.

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

So unexpected😂

[@musa9371]

2:48 dont miss the new content 😆😂😂😍

[@Nick_the_antzzzz]

Dumbledoor hasn't been in a closet his whole life- OMG LOL

[@SAPLAYZ]

i just got that

[@dramionediaries2204]

" Potter has about as much chance of becoming an Auror as Dumbledore becoming Headmaster again " " So a great, big, massive, humungous chance then, Potter "

[@dariarampelt1398]

Ok, but how does this person have so much talent to come up with all these skits. Not to even mention the insults! Love it!

[@itsrainingworms4949]

ive been blessed this is exactly what youtube shouldve been recommending me from the start

[@dragondoodles3473]

Dolores.exe has broken down

[@hai9567]

Dumbledore: YEET GOES THE HAT 🎩 Me: *basically dying of laughter* P.S you should do more of these, they are hilarious 🤣

[@_Rat_Stew__]

Sorry but you needa know Draco is coming to destroy you Pottah :/

[@usere.]

@@_Rat_Stew__ SKANK-

[@xxhoneysucklexx1545]

Hiyah Harry!

[@shreberry5164]

I love how everyone's just making fun of his username

[@ravensnapeamitakhabri1423]

Hi Harry

[@MyNamesMalihaMf]

I will never see Dumbledore the same ever again.LOL!

[@graciejean582]

as a Brit the scolding tea made me want tea so I’m now drinking tea and I Laughed the tea out-

[@xcheeltroncoso2002]

2:42 Flich: I'll follow you 😍 Dumbledore: Aah it's so nasty!!!😭 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jessicaruiz4789]

Cho didn’t even choose the name for “Dumbledore’s Army” but then cho had a warse name I would’ve called it “it none of Umbridge bossiness Nor is it any of the ministry’s bissness”

[@shakirakira333]

“......So, there are some new teachers.....anyway...back to me” I am literally dying rn!

[@AriThecraftydragon]

"You are a spiteful slug and nobody wants to spend any time in your vicinity." That was brilliant.

[@ArchyMageFoxy]

"You get my pretty name out your mouth!" Easily my favorite line XD This is the HP movie we all want.

[@orvillefischer7503]

"This years gonna be fun" "So fun" -Fred and George

[@rk-it3qb]

"Did you lot see that?!" " it was sexy... " (me dead of laughing at Dumbledore and filch

[@ParamveerSingh-zv4hj]

"Beggin you want you Hagrid goblin." "Classless catastrophe" "Cantankerous cockwomble" Favourite lines 😂😂😂😂

[@karmakat10]

Round 2...Dumbledore Hyping the fight is the most wonderful thing I ever seen and Heard...

[@sanaali3182]

"Ahh someone call madam Pomfrey because Dolores got burned"

[@jerryhuang1999]

4:22 LMAO Funny how Umbridge mentions that McGonagall doesn't have any children, yet she doesn't have any herself.

[@StiggusRattus]

Umbridge: anything else you want to say? Dumbledore: ✨S K A N K✨

[@GyattaGo_Fast]

Yes the simple ✨S K A N K✨ Did it for me lol

[@KuhuSaxena]

This is really how sassy Minerva could be. wish they kept these dialogues in the movie too😂😂😂

[@gretchenogden8157]

All the minerva vs umbridge ones have me CACKLING and give me fuel for insults irl. Just today i had the pleasure of using “BEG ALL YOU WANT YOU HAGGARD GOBLIN” in an argument and my mental health is soaring

[@cherclovin7491]

Dumbridge: thank you, headmaster UWU dumbledore: i am gonna dropkick you across Gryffindor table 👁👄👁 0:28

[@elibedard6373]

Dumbridge is utter perfection.

[@slayavocado3076]

“We’re you dropped on your head as a baby, Dorlores? Did your parents not love you?” That’s my favourite

[@nuhuhh]

I keep making the mistake of watching these at 1:00am IM DYINGGGG🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣 you should do more with minerva destroying umbridge and dumbledores drama OBSESSION or more voldemort stuff

[@hai9567]

YAS!

[@ravensnapeamitakhabri1423]

i am dying from laughter 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SkyeJulieta]

Ey, 3:21 am, I have to get up at 7:45, pls kill me

[@riomoore2006]

4:10 Me: "that must be Dumbledore in the closet." yes I said that with all seriousness.

[@Lumina_isFB]

The 'classless catastrophe' cracked me up hard 😂

[@lavenderotaku2481]

"Listen here ya little hobbit-" THAT HAD ME WHEEZING. Edit: *Cantankerous Cockwomble* **Death noises**

[@coin5207]

0:37 best eye acting I have ever seen😂

[@sistersofstories4442]

"He like an ancient bearded baby." 😯😍 Damn Snape that was great. That is the was the only thing that makes me happy when Snape spoke during this whole thing and I've watched and listened to this for about five hours.

[@barrickfischer]

"That was sick, Professor." "Thank you Potter." I wouldn't mind watching this a dozen times and listen to it while working. I love the book 5 spoof

[@GunnarTobus]

“Anything you’d like to say?” *”S k a n k”*

[@Al-ir6vb]

"Have you met Albus?! He hasn't been in the closet a day in his life!"

[@Okiedokeartichoke]

“You classless catastrophe” oh my god, me!

[@angelofdarkness2642]

1 I'm dying of laughter 2 brilliant voice acting especially with Minerva and Umbridge 3 this video made my day thank you

[@LeoChaseTheMythMaster]

Dumbledore's comments make the already scalding (and alliterative) Minerva insults and her superior dominance over all of the wizarding world even better if possible.

[@aliyahstinard3038]

I love your Minerva impression! and I also love that Dumbledore is a massive drama queen. Your content is awesome

[@simplymudblood4370]

5:25 I was just trying to learn all these 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lyndseystrait1513]

🤣 I’m nowhere near enough of a Potter head to know what the original scenes from the video are but this is HILARIOUS! The roasts are amazing! Great content!

[@rainestoehr431]

I’ve watched this particular video 3 times in a row already, and I only discovered your golden content half an hour ago. Take my sub, take my likes, take my soul, you deserve it

[@jellygonzales3836]

Dumbledore : I'm going to drop kick you across Gryffindor table

[@AcidDragon36]

Instead of Snapie saying “Let it happen” for Umbitch coming to Dubblebubble’s podium he should have said “Let it… unfold” like in Goblet Of Fire

[@colinz226]

I really feel for the actress who played Umbridge, apparently a sweet woman, and clearly an incredibly talented actress. Especially as nice as she allegedly is in real life. I hope she's gotten to play somebody nice so people know she's not Umbridge incarnate.

[@staffdespell]

Obviously Minerva has the best insults but Dumbledore's "I am going to dropkick you across Gryffindor table" makes me cackle every time I hear it

[@joartyjo7031]

“ Well he told me he’d rather have a romantic night out with Voldemort and he’s a maniac with no nose “ “ ohh… “ “ and no wonder to look at you pink everyday what are you 10?! “

[@Grimsded]

I died at dumbledores comments. Also filch with his "YoUrE mY bEyOnCe DeLoReS..."

[@marilyndriscoll3001]

❤️❤️❤️ I love these so much!! Thank you for all that you do! ❤️❤️❤️

[@d0llysp1t]

“Anything you would like to say?” “… skank” That part never fails to make me cackle 😭😭😭

[@khadijasenghor286]

“OMG LADS ITS HAPPENING” “COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING” This is canon now, because I said so.

[@anamenia3728]

5:32 You're my Beyonce Delores 😂😂

[@-cha-4034]

0:57 is literally the best one

[@aradhyathakkar6755]

Albus : Omg Lads its Happening Harry : whats happening Albus : Minnie and Umbridge round 2 its fight its a fight

[@shreberry5164]

I'm just imagining Harry Hermione Ron Neville Ginny and Luna just arguing and then this happens.

[@PrinceEmeraldMoonstone]

COME ON THE TEA IS SCOLDING!

[@they_luv_trin14]

Umbridge:Us at the ministry take education very seriously Dumbledore: seriously move away from my podium or you're gonna die Timestamp: 0:43

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

Perfection👍

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

You capture her Minerva's voice so perfectly. Your voice is replacing her actual voice from the movie in my memory.

[@dooglebee]

I would pay top dollar to see the Harry Potter movies redone like this from start to finish! I laugh from my gut every time I watch one of these videos! They're sheer comedy gold! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Fiona_Parel]

I was having a bad day, and having umbridge getting roasted made my day. Thank you 😁

[@islaslayameshi5589]

"Your my Beyonce, Delores" LMAO🤣🤣🤣

[@StarPlatinum7912]

*”your my Beyoncé Dolores”*

[@pawanamishra8595]

"You DON'T turn up at MY school and start cutting MY children" "Sorry, who's school?" Lmao I-

[@percyweasley9534]

4:35 ah so thats where billie gets it from