Sona Teaches Conan & Gourley Turkish Swear Words | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

[@usefullvideos3069]

Göt lalesi, "Ass tulip" is also one of poetic insults in turkish.

[@denizwhittier3869]

One of my faves

[@eeince]

And it is gender friendly 😂

[@xatirig]

As a Turkish person, hearing a non-native Turkish speaker cursing is the most hilarious thing ever.

[@elmasmelih]

she's armenian so she might as well be a native speaker

[@theo3357]

​@@elmasmelihher accent gives that she is not native, but yeah lots of armenians are native in Turkish

[@xatirig]

@@Garejoor hmm

[@Garejoor]

@xat9259 whatsup?

[@xatirig]

@@Garejoor nothing

[@ezgi_hazal]

As a long-time fan of this podcast and as Turkish person, I never imagined I would hear “babanın canına sıçayım” on the show. For some reason, it makes me feel proud😃

[@dr.hakansahin]

Same here... :)

[@burakoz2734]

Adamlar resmen "babanın canına sıçayım" küfürünü detaylı bir şekilde yorumladı. Conan'ın podcastinde bile as bayrakları moment yaşamak...

[@gimlitheringdestroyer]

"babanın şarap çanağına sıçayım" dedi diye anladım ama dediğin gibi çevirdi ve öyle yorumladılar. o da değişik oldu tabii

[@mustiyavuz]

​@@dr.hakansahin, gurur duydugun seye bak gururunu arttirmak icin yabanci birini bulayim sana kallavi bir kufur sallasin ister misin?

[@neverpure20]

We gotta be proud of something. Swear words? Sure why not :D

[@silkhuman]

As a Turkish person It is so funny to listen this haha, and Turkish swear words usually tends to be “poetic and visual” like Gourley described haha

[@korkukokusu8311]

Visual real

[@123kirmizi]

sounds mothermucker in Turkish is not so poetic though hahaha

[@peesnlav]

as a turkish person i would say they tend to be "shallow and degenerate"

[@alcinkaya]

I’m Turkish, and these are curse words popular in the 80s, really nostalgic to hear.

[@siangoodwater]

80s? what are you talking about, curse words dont have a time frame. unless you mean generational popularity

[@alcinkaya]

@@siangoodwater Excuse the inaccuracy in my statement. I meant curse words that were highly popular back then. Fixed the comment. Thank you for pointing it out!

[@Jxnggukkk]

Carisikancamir kapyala what that mean in english

[@arkhoss08]

​@@JxnggukkkNone of those are words, I think you should recheck if you misspelled it. "Kopyala" means "copy" but again, "kapyala" isn't a thing and the rest is just meaningless. Where'd you hear that from?

[@AttilatheThrilla]

I’m Hungarian and we also swear in full sentences which makes it more epic and hilarious 😂

[@Sirius-Voyager]

Atilla 🤝 Attila 🇹🇷❤️🇭🇺

[@barispeace]

You know Turks and Hungarians have relation 🙂👍

[@illeattillidie]

My grandmother always says “Canına köpekler işesin.” which means “May dogs pee on your soul.” And also for like a polite way to swear she would say things like “Ben senin sülaleni sinemaya götüreyim de getireyim.” Which means “I’ll take your whole family to the movies and back.” It’s always so funny to hear new curses in turkish and Nines’ (grandmothers) always have the best ones 😂

[@SANTANAMNSTR]

"You're just a big sandpaper baby who's got little feet and don't even know who cheek people are" took me out 😂 had to play this part 10x

[@vn43twelve]

This is SO FUNNY

[@brendanmcgovern988]

It’s just a string of words he put together it’s not really a joke but it’s funny because it’s pure nonsense lol

[@la7427]

It was the second time I ever legit spit out a drink in my life, and it got all over the bed 😅

[@ColinFox]

@@AtticusFinch448 English not being your first language doesn't matter in this case. It's the same jibberish to you as it is to us -- hilarious :)

[@manaforero]

I snorted

[@Dily-t8j]

You guys can't imagine how innovative the Turkish language gets when it comes to curse. Cursing in Turkish and speaking normally are so integrated into each other like php and html in programming :)

[@codingstyle9480]

Which one represents Turkish; php or html? :))

[@SmolFrogge]

Oh yeah Boi say I'll side with your ancestors and also help you with your mortal needs. Woooooo [add audience woo] Then surreptitiously learn. What a plan...

[@vovahimself]

PHP is atrocious though.

[@thenewdaily]

Matt Gourley is a shining example of the consequences of ungoverned “yes and.”

[@zurzakne-etra7069]

this is proof that matt is a robot

[@prescottwhynot]

*bashing Who's Line buzzer vigorously*

[@asmrbuddha9033]

Buy some lips you reach around

[@brandonescalante6374]

@@michaelangel2492bad take

[@ckannan90]

@@michaelangel2492worst take I’ve ever heard 😂

[@cemgoodman]

I never thought I would be happy to hear Turkish swearing in a broadcast:) I have known Sona for years thanks to Conan O'brein and I liked her from the first moment I saw her. I know that she is of Armenian origin and that may be why I feel close to her. Even though there are problems between us now, we Turks and Armenians have lived together for many years in history. Our food, our traditions, our swearing have influenced each other and made us richer. That's why I was happy to hear these curses today:) Love to Sona and team coco from Istanbul❤

[@halimkbas2883]

Sona's Turkish curse words are amazing.

[@louspowels7120]

Sona's -Turkish curse words are- amazing. FTFY.

[@handsomejonny6211]

That sounds like it's from the Crusades when Christian marauders would come to fight Turks and often die there. So their fathers grave was nearby, where the Muslim heathen can poop on it.

[@mr.tobacco1708]

Disrespecting graves no matter what religion it is, is HIGHLY Forbidden in Islam@@handsomejonny6211 This is a Atheist guy saying it.

[@d4b4b4]

​@@handsomejonny6211stretch

[@almanyaavrupa7888]

​@@louspowels7120your mother was amazing

[@duckyouyoulilshift329]

8:07 where Turkish swear words conv begins

[@nehir6893]

sağol kral

[@eeince]

Thank you 😂

[@mr.turdlybird4387]

TEŞEKKURLER

[@deferencetodusk]

And miss the sandpaper baby?

[@enness615]

No thanks, I love all of their banter always

[@ZeroKool7140]

“I have a problem!” That’s the first step, Matt.

[@LetsLynchTheLandlords]

Turkish swears are very creative and fun to say lol. Also, I recommend checking out Turkish proverbs.

[@bokfaligi]

she is so fluent with those swear words, i can listen to her curse in turkish for hours

[@alinuriseker5495]

Conan should come to Turkey and discover the depth and beauty of Turkish swearing.

[@acerjuglans383]

This is my favorite thing to watch on KZbin. Always guaranteed a laugh.

[@muumarlin1731]

100%!!!

[@misssara1707]

I second that 🤚

[@paulsmith9192]

@acerjuglans383 why isn't Sona part of the interviews?

[@acerjuglans383]

@@paulsmith9192 huh?

If you liked "babanın canı" wait until you hear about "babanın şarap çanağı".

[@VonDiesel3768]

Where I would crumble out of embarrassment, Matt explains himself and makes it absolutely hilarious.

[@allienmecaca]

"Hay babanın canına sıçayım" The way she said that sounds like a northern accent, Black Sea(Karadeniz) region from Turkey. It's an interesting place with people with reasonless anger :D Kinda similar to Scotland imo, which explains why they using a similar backpipe insturment("Tulum" in Turkish) in that region.

[@batoutofmel4959]

One time my mom’s car broke down in the middle of a busy four-way intersection, and someone honked at her like there was anything she could do about it, and in all her frustration and fury she yelled HEY, LADY!

[@brianmorton9419]

I love Sona going “you’re right” when Conan says she’s confusing Irish people with pirates

[@kacakacamu]

i've been following Conan for years, finally my people are represented. I'm honoured

[@Snaakie83]

She's Armenian though...

[@EXG21]

Welcome Cheek People.

[@hyperspeed_心猿]

The small penis bearers?

[@WillBravoNotEvil]

@@Snaakie83 Just like Cher! 😊

[@AttilatheThrilla]

Tiny penis represent!!

[@ermangungor7957]

Brilliant turkish performance Sona, like you more for that, braavaaaa! 😂

[@arcakurtulus4911]

Finally a medium where I can find other Turkish CONAN fans, we need a visit by the man himself!

[@lorip2109]

My mother-in-law used to say “son of a biscuit box maker” when she got angry but after she had dementia she swore like a stevedore. It made us all laugh through those tough years.

[@ArchiTechFit]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hyperspeed_心猿]

"Go buy some lips, you reach arounder." That is misunderstood genius.

[@Spo8]

I implore any fans of Matt to listen to the Superego podcast where his madness is unchecked and it leads to incredible things.

[@traffiklite2941]

I watched this very late at night, and that line made me laugh so loud that I thought I was going to wake up the other people in my house. I can't believe it didn't get more of a reaction in the video.

[@pats.7756]

I don't get it

[@ruff_sea]

This is absolutely a Don Rickles insult

[@ColinFox]

@@pats.7756 There's nothing to get. It's just a funny sounding nonsense insult. What's magic is it ALMOST sounds like something. It's sensible gibberish.

[@aazaasaa]

I'm so happy they showed the Conan's punch before the recording 😂

[@HeadilleONeal]

I was amazed of Conans quality keeping the podcast together after the Turkish swear words but, that he went back to his irish households way of swearing. Kinda calming the mood but still a funny story and it keept the podcasts going ❤. Man I love Conan

[@Wolfpact-xk4ym]

I love you guys since the old days, much love and greetings from turkey

[@Tiamat_X]

"Go buy some lips, you reach around" Omg... I literally laughed for 3 minutes straight at that

[@caglartufekci85]

Sonia's performance start at 8:15

[@ftuT]

I love the "replay" while narrating. Great editing, Matt. Please do more of those. And don't worry, some of us got the Tequila bottle penis joke, though the drink is Mezcal. PS: connected closets is a horrifying concept.

[@alno2554]

Conan’s childish and older brother slap 😅

[@SteakNAleOrPonderosa]

My brother and I had these in our house too. And it's as awful as it sounds.

[@alec57]

As funny as "Big baby" was, I would have died if he called Sona his "Big daddy" lmao

[@Whatthejunk]

These three are so perfect together

[@frambojan]

"Oh, Moses" is a wonderful forlorn curse.

[@ipekmuminoglu3386]

Wanna hear more poetic turkish Swaer Words from Sona :D

[@Schooliday]

Conan izleyen türkleri seviyorum

[@Sirius-Voyager]

Küfür konusunda yetenekli değil bence.Küfür doğal olmalı belki de.

[@IrvSauce]

I don't think I'd ever laugh without this podcast. The laughs are so potent that they even get through to my negative nancy-ass. Thanks you 3

[@everybodylovesdub]

I re-listened to this bit on the podcast at least a dozen times.

[@ismailkucuk1684]

As a Turkish Litreture Graduated (Turkology) Fan of Conan & Sona, let me explain. “Eşşoğlueşşek” (eşşek oğlu eşşek) means “donkey’s son donkey” and its a little bit light swear. Maybe you can ask for it Cenk Uygur…And Yes, Conan’s father should not a Turkish Man, but i am sure his older roots ate Turkish food at 1800s. Thanks for content, loves from Istanbul - Turkey 😂😅

[@chelsea6207]

This is the hardest I have ever laughed during this podcast. "you don't even know who cheek people are" 😂

[@nixeleth]

"I'm not saying this is good! Or right! Or healthy! I HAVE A PROBLEM!" *rofl*

[@weeniehutjunior]

"She's gone to a better place.....THE WATER SALINIZATION PLANT!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sledgeh101]

She's gone to a better place - FLUSH...

[@mediocreman2]

Which of course makes no sense. Who salinates water? 😅

[@mr.tobacco1708]

Just to let you know as a Turkish person, things Sonya said are just beginner level of curse words in Turkish. Let me tell you, Turkish is the BEST language when it comes to cursing :D (Also as someone who learned English thanks to Conan, I'm dying to see a Conan Without Borders episode in Turkiye.)

[@skylerschnake3181]

man, what a great episode for gourley. he really got a chance to do his stuff (whimsy?)

[@Spo8]

I implore any fans of Matt to listen to the Superego podcast where his madness is on full display.

[@ulqulqu]

Omg I never curse but hearing these was golden 😅 I love when cruse words are graphic AND poetic and we have that a lot in Turkish

[@Sirius-Voyager]

in turkish , swears are as art.Also some swears as a conjuction between two words.But I’m against to swearing.

[@MohnJcIntyre]

its been obvious for a long time Sona and Conan have sibling energy, but seeing them taking physical shots at each other is just too funny

[@devilichus]

Conan Learning Turkish Curse words? Waow. Definitely a watch later since I am outside right now. 😂

[@mrkdrm]

"Go buy some lips, reacharound!" is the best insult I've ever heard.

[@nixeleth]

"Give me a map! HEEEEELP!" *goes into another laughing fit*

[@Chefboiardae1]

"sometimes I start speaking before I was headed!". That hilarious 😆

[@allocater2]

0:18 Conan adopting Sona mannerism 🤩

[@damiankubaa]

really subtle bit great find

[@JamesGannon-iz7yh]

0:46

[@wickedeye00]

That room just looks like so much fun

[@aynebiola]

😂😂😂❤❤❤from a turkish podcast listener ı like your high energy level 🎉🎉🎉

[@jackcrain]

I liked the Buick Skylark part. That detail just made me laugh. Keep em coming.

[@stevensansone7502]

My father did the same thing. "GODDAMNIT ANYWAY!" (7:25) Also "SONOFABITCH ANYWAY!" I never understood the 'anyway.' Eventually, I came to think of it as 'Why should I have expected anything else? It's my fault for thinking it would go right.'

[@andrev5992]

“Go buy some lips you reach-around!”

[@Tubeydoobydoo]

He actually said “go BUY some lips” which makes it even funnier! Watched it twice haha

[@LazyMofos]

2:22 Sounds like something Finn woukd say from Adventure Time 😂

[@DigitalAndInnovation]

3:42 His response "That's nice..." omg

[@gumustas]

8:18 Aradığın şey burada arkadaşım

[@Daniel-cn4sw]

"You're just a big sandpaper baby whose got little feet and don't even know who cheek people are" This is my new go-to when bullies at recess try to steal my lunch money

[@AeolianReflex]

"Oh no I just flushed grandma!" Gourley is hilarious!

[@legojc20]

Saying it was a solid C+ was some Norm style humor made it an A+ instantly. Conan’s just gotta channel more of that humor Norm is trying to send him from beyond.

[@ramon6783]

The story about Conan's dad's shin incident reminds me of that Spongebob episode "Sailor Mouth" where they tally how many swears Mr. Krabs uttered at once.

[@YeeSoest]

This should be helpful. I worked at a Casino in Germany, all you ever heard were these words and phrases 😂

[@dontioraul6946]

LMFAO this was the funniest 11 minutes I've experienced in while, thank you kindly!!!

[@gilbertodepiento8521]

there was talk of GERBILS!!!

[@SwiftJustice]

There was talk of _PAAAAAATERRRRRRRR_

[@gilbertodepiento8521]

@@SwiftJustice I'm a fan of half n half

[@QuinnCloudz]

My Brasilian grandfather helped raise us & always swore in Portuguese; so that's always in my head & i lol every time I think about him & those swears! 😂🇧🇷

[@adrianajarquin599]

This is the second time Conan talks about his childhood home. Last time he talked about how he broke his arm and got promoted to the second floor. And now all I can imagine is his family living in a Weasley style house with endless floors and rooms for all the red headed children 😂😂😂

[@davidgork4185]

oooooh moses!

[@jojomakes]

He talks about it a lot actually lol

[@paulmrjohnson]

'If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bicycle' - Gino D'Acampo

[@Asonnymoment]

The gotdamn HELLOOO kills me everytime! 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@semmaville]

Hey Sona... how about when the realtor was showing my turkish aunt an apartment and she walked into the kitchen and turned to my mom and declared, bu mutfuk cok ufuk... the realtor thought she was cussing up a storm... but it merely translates to "this kitchen is too small"

[@balporsugu2.0]

"Bu mutfuck çok ufuck." This is Turkilish

[@serhaneroglu5402]

Bu mutfak çok küçük

[@semmaville]

@@serhaneroglu5402 no Ufuk! Cok ufuk!

[@semmaville]

@@serhaneroglu5402 yes the c has the symbol but I don’t know how to make it… a real turk would know ufuk…

[@serhaneroglu5402]

@@semmaville Ahh pardon UFAK not ufuk UFAK mutfak çok ufakmış yani))

[@dreamshore_music]

0:47 on repeat lol

[@mbb9258]

Bahahaha! That was a surprise cry-laugh thanks to Matt 😂😂😂

[@OakleyMoodie]

Conan understands the odd statement, rather than the attitude, is the wat to find an Aardvark.

[@laurenp1922]

Literally DYING Matt unfortunately speaks just like me 🤣😂 I always start talking before I formulate where it’s going.

[@umuraksel4136]

As a Turk, I gotta say I’m somewhat proud when I watch this video 👍

[@generaljellyroll8737]

There were probably great insults through out time that were said by languages humanity no longer speaks.

[@colonialstraits1069]

Absolutely. Old world curses, like the ones Sona learned from her dad, are some of the best.

[@generaljellyroll8737]

@@colonialstraits1069 Just imagine the things ancient Sumerians use to say

[@famatu]

Rediscovering them should be its own discipline

[@WillBravoNotEvil]

With my limited knowledge of Cherokee I can make your ancestors forsake you. _donadagohvi_

[@frankjohnson123]

Search for ancient Roman graffiti, they’re marvelous.

[@papaloongie]

Several points. My Armenian mother (parents from Türkiye) availed herself of many of these choice phrases. Thank you for the memories…. Also, I had a 75 Skylark…😂😂

[@Jeremy-c2z4r]

Matt is in his element with this one

[@Sttm35]

Sona's curses in perfect accent. She is hilarious. 😊

[@lberg5575]

I used to say, "great Scott Fitzgerald Kennedy Onassis"

[@PO-si4ty]

YOURE MY BIG.... BABYY😂😂😂

[@ardaergor1718]

Hi Sona and Matt! Arda from Turkey here. First time long time, in fact I haven't missed an episode. Would love to chime in with some more innovative swear words if you guys are open to it. And that cranky old man over there, whoever that is.

[@KONAmustang50]

Gourley's worm joke went unnoticed. I see you Matt. I SEE YOU.

[@rfoss2797]

she loved hearing bad news so I faked getting hurt for her birthday lmao

[@timparker5246]

I love Conan but I doubt I could handle all his insults in some situations...Mat, Sona, and the sound crew handle it beautifully...hats off to them.

[@lukeguilfoyle2425]

Why was the original video removed?

[@LunFamilyCoTV]

Just came here to see how many Turkish people would be so proudly entertained and try to make an impact on the content and then brag with it... Yeap,I'm satisfied,just as I expected... (: u

[@MrMrbobo46]

Turkish curses are the best in the world they have Like 10 tausend different ones all of them vile and poetic at the Same time

[@galenspikesmusic]

6:50 when you get hit with the holy ghost

[@_ahmetkar]

It is very good that she speaks both English and Turkish with perfectly accent.

[@SwiftJustice]

There was an italian man named Ababichi because his father had heard the "pious" American soldiers always praying to San Ababichi.

[@LindaC616]

😅

[@reneweisz9157]

I just start laughing the moment Sona start laughing LOL

[@jorgefiguerola1239]

Jimeny Cricket! Gosh darn it. Fudge! So spent.

[@nergisfrtna9598]

Omg Sona's Turkish accent is amaaaazing!

[@theotherjenna]

Okay I’m really high commenting for some reason but the cheek people thing made me chuckle

[@Alfareon]

can't believe conan didn't do a "DAMN JOHN JAY! AND DAMN ANYONE WHO WON'T DAMN JOHN JAY!" bit