Conan Plays Australian Rules Football With The Sydney Swans | CONAN on TBS

[@clydekye9600]

"You're a rude person nick" "I deal in facts" i cant

[@seabass62yearsago]

Btw Incase you don’t know there are 195 “sovereign states” aka countries.

[@lehawk100]

@J. Al 4 billion fans? no

[@statikin5110]

@J. Al lmao dude i see you on every afl related video you trolling or what?

[@vooveks]

It was a good line, no doubt about it.

[@SHAKE-S-PIERRE]

It’s like the 4th or 5th biggest sport in the US

[@aarondavis4693]

I love how the coach says "put him down, Lewis". As though Lewis is some domesticated beast.

[@mark9294]

Lol he kinda is though, they kind of all are

[@doriandundee9906]

or as if Lewis was just gonna walk off with Connan under his arm xDDD

[@craftyzisme]

When did they thaw you out? 😂😂

[@nogglebeak]

lewis, please unhand the promo star. just on the ground, yes lewis. slowly and gently. thank you lewis. here's your biscuit.

[@aidanking1501]

@@mark9294 what?

[@lg6205]

Australians match Conans Humor so well. Their banter is amazing.

[@neurodox]

I don't think he really likes Conan.

[@Anasyub]

L G HONESTLY

[@starfox300]

Australians generally have the best humor

[@JerriSir]

Shalin Choksi nah that’s just how we are hahaha

[@Drubj]

The Australians in this video didn’t do a single funny thing 🧐🧐

[@l0z1_00]

quick reminder that conan is 6”4 and those guys make him look average

[@65tosspowertrapl36]

He's a good sport though 😃

[@RickyRegal.]

He's 6'4 woah

[@treewisps4085]

pretty sure hes about 6'6 consider hes taller then most people 6'4

[@Stranglethroat]

05:00

[@joeteaoterangi3785]

@Tyler Durden The big guys in Aussie play Rugby League

[@brandondavidson4085]

I really have to admire Conan because he goes out there and he is happy to sacrifice his dignity for a joke. He's a 50-year-old man who just spent hours being manhandled by men in their 20s for the self-deprecation.

[@brandondavidson4085]

@MyricalLyrical But it is that deep for Conan. He said in an interview during I think his Conan Goes to Mexico remote special, that he acts crazy to get people to laugh. He hates being political and he shies away from humor that is strictly political in his monologues and other pieces.

[@kveld9893]

Conan is The King of Self-Depricating Humour

[@LordPichuPal]

@@brandondavidson4085 It definitely shows, he's always been good at making a fool of himself for the sake of comedy while in public and just doing his part to keep the mood loose wherever he goes during his show. And of course all the jokes he makes at his own expense help with that, too.

[@wolverineiscool7161]

@@brandondavidson4085 yeah but not making political jokes has nothing to do with being deep

[@vooveks]

@@wolverineiscool7161 Well, I don't know. Not making political jokes, when you could all day long, does mark you out as a less-lazy comedian, in my opinion.

[@saltycycling]

He's as close to being an albino as biologically possible without actually being an albino.

[@lanaconin5704]

Hahahaha!

[@ElBribri]

lmao

[@decembercloud7355]

Lmao

[@divyekalra8725]

He literally reflects light

[@suzeeh2216]

Very well explained sir😁

[@nicistix7546]

“Put him down, Lewis“

[@hypershotu3808]

I thought the guy ws gonna kill him or something hahahahaha

[@Golifa]

louis

[@lyndseybarnes1216]

I almost died when he said that hahah

[@naoufaltakroumt6373]

Conan is of Irish origin so are Australians

[@TheFinny3]

@@Golifa Nah its Lewis

[@rainmanslim4611]

I love how casually the Aussies just rip on conan without missing a beat

[@anneofgreengables9096]

Ripping on each other is a huge part of our culture.

[@sisyr5615]

Honestly, Conan is pretty damn fit for a 56-year-old talk show host.

[@DodderingOldMan]

Yeah, jokes aside, he actually fits in pretty well with the players in terms of physicality, he's just a bit thinner. Which is great for someone his age.

[@citywok9579]

56!!!!?

[@rtybn456]

He’s 56?? I thought he was in his 40s

[@sisyr5615]

@@rtybn456 He's been a talk show host since the early 90's, just how young did you think he was when he started? :D

[@teamworkformyfrainds]

he's rich as hell and on TV, of course he is

[@Tamara_YT]

When Conan asks how do I get on his back and the guy says athleticism 🤣

[@chocmilkshake24]

Tamara “And desire.”

[@MrBacchus18]

@@chocmilkshake24 Don't forget ability

[@Christine-sp2ur]

Mobility. Sorry ability

[@narutouzumaki-cv4sm]

@@Christine-sp2ur nice one chris

[@shannenbarrett3794]

Nick Davis was perfect for this 😂 he is the reason the swans qualified for the preliminary final in 2005 and eventually went on to win the premiership. And now he’s teaching Conan 😂

[@kevin424co]

“I deal in facts.” - quote of the day

[@MegaCavalier23]

*Donald Trump has left the chat*

[@nair3091]

@@MegaCavalier23 ah...y u ppl so obsessed with Trump?

[@palmeristo]

@@nair3091 we know who you voted for 😂

[@MegaCavalier23]

@@nair3091 cause he's a DUMBO; it's still funny to see how ppl vouch for such a pig of a person. this is a guy who has done soo many wrongs but ppl live in denial. and i'm not obsessed, it's just hard to ignore when our president tweets everyday irrelevant facts, and it shows up on the internet; plus the way he talks (syntax) is FUNNY! he reminds me of a middle schooler using fluff words for their essay xD

[@bigfan1041]

@@MegaCavalier23 He's the US president and you're whining online. I think we all know who the real DUMBO is sweetie.

[@Jammo-ks8lr]

*kicks it badly* “Who’s laughing? This is a circle of trust. We support each other as a team, that’s what the swans are all about!” 😂

[@marklattke6235]

Lmfao

[@rickyd.989]

@M Your constant need to show your stupid comments are in AFL related videos, demonstrate your huge inferiority complex about your uninteresting game. Aside from getting all your statistics wrong, compare to the excitement of Aussie rules your soccer is the equivalent of watching paint dry. None of us want to watch a 00 draw. Go away and cry about us having a much better game to watch.

[@camrenhansen6715]

That had me in tears.

[@dedsnip3036]

We all know this skit is gonna be so damn good the moment when we hear Conan say “for a natural athlete like me, mastering this sport is a child’s play” HAHA

[@Zetsuke4]

He always say that And this is not a skit, it's a remote They're not actors, he's just released to be himself in Australia

[@Valistille]

looks awkward if you ask me, coming from an australian here.

[@amicableenmity9820]

"When did they thaw you out?" Ah, I see you met Captain Australia.

[@MrBlonde1703]

That's Lewis Melican. Believe it or not, he's kind of average for a pro Aussie Rules player. They are all built like ice sculptures. The blonde wearing the training mat for Conan is Isaac Heeney and it would have been good to see his "specky." I would have been breathtaking.

[@natashaodonnell817]

Yes should have shown Heeney's mark.

[@GhostHostMemories]

Actually, Captain Outback. just saying.

[@thompenjlester8109]

"When did they thaw you out?" Ah, I see you met Captain Australia.

[@Talbonator2000]

I'm too old. I thought it was an Encino Man reference.

[@Danny-br3tu]

I did not realize how pale Conan was until his skin met the blinding, hot Australian sun.

[@smokeybirdman]

Its mid to late autumn now in Australia the sun isnt at its peak

[@timtaleski1151]

smokeybirdman nah he was here in like early feb filming these

[@juliesajkar9911]

🤣🤣 he does seem to glow

[@jesushateswood]

No joke. Conan is SUPER white. His skin makes SNOW look tan.

[@rickg8015]

D Lyu that’s why he’s in Pale Force...

[@aiden4418]

For a 57 year old he’s quite energetic like no joke Update: Hes 140 tmr

[@cephalonrolli5678]

he was 68 in this video, which was awhile ago. He's 113 now.

[@aagantuk7370]

You're wrong

[@aagantuk7370]

Tf he's actually 57 wth

[@aagantuk7370]

@@Frank-el2wf he's 57 i just googled it!

[@aagantuk7370]

@@Frank-el2wf he's not 123

[@johnnyfunke2482]

Love how this dude is roasting Conan

[@SNelens]

It was also done very aussie style. Youre never really sure when the sarcasm starts / stops.

[@rizqiramadhan546]

Don't anybody like this comment. Settle on 666

[@williamrohrsheim3104]

cause he's Australian and aussies can do whatever they want to and are always funny

[@Declan_Moriarty]

good, conan could use a roasting. he's translucent

[@ajsingh5794]

@@TinyMonkeyBrain dude they were savage. But I loved them

[@iamajay3333]

Conan is 56 years old!! Respect

[@sandramarc4858]

He will have a go at anything!

[@bugeye8749]

Conan’s a beautiful human being

[@baconsoap78]

He’s pretty fit for 56!

[@Acharbd]

plausible 30

[@MROEnglishLessons]

Yeah, 55+, is where people really start to get old, slow and etc... Not 40-45+ which a lot people claim it to be. He is doing well. Even Jackie Chan who regularly do physical exercises got a little bit slow after that age!

[@izur]

Lord those aussies are tall and handsome. They make Conan look normal sized

[@AlphaJulietKilo]

SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE these aussies are professional athletes

[@lucassmith4847]

these guys are the tallest among aussies

[@dawski4697]

They are so fetch

[@avarma6313]

they arent that tall relativly speaking. most of the afl players would be smalls in the nba.

[@zionx4931]

@@avarma6313 comparing Aus to US like always, can't just let them have their light can you

[@ImmortalAbsenon]

As an Aussie, it’s cool hearing American audiences react in awe of seeing speckies for the first time

[@greenwave819]

We've seen them before. we ahve the internet here... have had it for some years thanks

[@jamesross2373]

I’ve seen so many videos of Americans reacting to AFL for the first time thinking it’s rugby and having never seen a specky. Few Americans actually know what it is.

[@yeahno6100]

​@@greenwave819 T-t-t-tosser! you're a....

[@c3vzn]

Thank you Green Wave for representing the whole of America lol. Can’t make a comment without some snowflake being offended.

[@jdelray]

I grew up playing American football, if I was from Australia I would have been obsessed with this game. This looks awesome. I would love to play in some sort of exhibition match or get to experience a practice. Not much AFL going on in Miami Beach unfortunately lol.

[@twrampage]

An American says "Leave it to Australia to come up with their own version of football." lol

[@joeshmoe7307]

I think that was the joke..?

[@bryce2124]

You really are that stupid

[@Josh-hv2ze]

The joke---> You

[@XDKX101]

Lmao

[@gador789]

Damn, even I feel bad for you.

[@rjkral]

“You’re a rude person Nick” Nick: “I deal in FACTS!” 😂😂😂👍

[@nloc1929]

@M Okay

[@arconeagain]

@M you... again!

[@arconeagain]

@M there is no way, it's the oldest form of football on earth. Even with increased immigration to Australia, regardless of the ethnicity, they will become addicted to the greatest spectacle on this planet. The legacy will live on. You are just a delusional, foolish troll.

[@wiesnerjulian95]

@M no sport is important. Get a grip on life.

[@jeremystone2658]

​@user-gu4tv4hp6s There aren't so many countries in the world, clown 😂

[@scottbarr4249]

he's so pale his outline is washed out. he looks like he's made of pure energy.

[@aryaman1490]

😂😂😂

[@Lowraptor]

I actually laughed out loud so hard

[@Lowraptor]

my parents were looking at me wierdly

[@IRAwhiskey]

How does this have so few likes? 😂😂

[@michaelc.6532]

He’s not?

[@chokoon21]

I've never really grasped how white Conan was until this video.

[@callahan1492]

Petition to name opposite color of Vantablack as “O’Brien White”

[@condorsouthernlands4730]

Awh c’mon, why does it always have to be a colour thing with you blacks.🤦‍♂️

[@Lionheart1188]

racist

[@kk7420]

@@condorsouthernlands4730 Isn't that a white American trait?

[@claytonhawk8512]

I was about to write this lol

[@hecticerectic9588]

Scientists are baffled at Conan's bio-fluorescence properties.

[@anevaygarcia8325]

Omg this comment has me crying. Thank you for the laugh

[@skykidandshaun]

I would upvote but the like count is perfect right now

[@kryse4806]

yea dude probly glows in the dark

[@TraumaGarden]

@M Lmao imagine being insecure about a sport

[@HAZARDOUS88]

@M Yeah, but who asked?

[@amsyarzawir4647]

Conan is so pale he's gonna blind the opponents and wearing the florescent boots is overkill imo, now the opponents are going to blind forever

[@poppypopper1646]

Shut up, you fricking bolton

[@dkkoover]

Think he's got at least 3 layers of SPF 150

[@jasonmason6910]

Zavire Zawir racist

[@sayakdas4159]

Really though, I have seen Irishmen but to achieve that kind of skin colour, it takes a fortune. Probably the whitest guy I have seen ever in terms of skin colour, of course.

[@curtisallderidge3046]

It's all about tactics.

[@randylee7888]

Australian football sounds freaking awesome. No pads, no breaks in the action, using hands and feet, and jumping off other players is not only legal, but encouraged. That sounds like the best aspects of Hockey, soccer (football), and football (american football), all rolled into one sport that was made to be as entertaining as possible.

[@lanaconin5704]

All our footy is like that, you should check out rugby league and rugby union although rugby league is better. The problem with AFL, the game Conan just played is that it looks really clumsy and unorganised, the ball is super light so its harder to keep hold of. Rugby league is more organised, has offense and defence but also no pads, helmet etc. Plus I love the scrums, everyone just jumps onto a pile of bodies with the poor guy with the ball at the bottom, its really funny. We think its odd the way Grid Iron has so much protection!

[@jamieson4293]

@@lanaconin5704 the people who actually play elite level AFL are definitely not clumsy or disorganised in their ball useo or they wouldn't be elite. I mean it can be if it's a messy game but generally they can kick and catch on the run, bounce the ball ect without it being messy if their skills are good. AFL is supposed to be played loose and fast but not messy

[@nickess9773]

@@lanaconin5704 I don't think you know what a scrum is lol.

[@harryeverett2152]

@@lanaconin5704 A Football is more heavy than a rugby ball.. Its leather (try kicking it in the wet when its waterlogged). Hence it doesn't loft through the air with a kick, its made to be more accurate. Rugby balls are too bouncy light and grippy from the rubber. No tactic to league at all. Run straight, pass backwards, kick on the fifth. repeat and repeat. Thats the reason why Footballs taking over Australia. Average attendance to games is the third highest in the world. NSW is becoming more and more Aussie Rules as kids love playing it. Auskick programs working great, and now the AFLW is taking off. Over 40,000 attending to the AFL Women's Grand Final. The sport as a whole is growing dramatically in all states. 1 in every 10 people are a paid member to an AFL club in Australia. Richmond FC alone has over 100,000 Members, Whilst both Sydney teams grow in member size too, the swans have reached over 60,000..

[@boundenship1916]

Man I'm so happy afl getting some recognition

[@spidrawebster]

"How would I get up on his back if I didn't have the orange thing?" "Athleticism. Ability.. Desire." Nick is savage!

[@knack2baby888]

@M AFL isnt that big in NSW, QLD yes, alot of football fans here(soccer) also rugby league is very big here too

[@bkc7228]

@M is this a threat or something?

[@riko0029]

​@user-gu4tv4hp6sJust because of this comment. I, a man that lives in QLD will fight and kick and claw to make sure that soccer never even approaches anything nearing popularity.

[@christiancarbone1707]

“Who’s the teammate who runs around in the orange thing?” 😂😭😂😭

[@INCUBUssy6]

Isaac Heaney

[@rickyd.989]

@@INCUBUssy6 Heeney not Heaney.

[@okrajoe]

Athleticism, ability, desire -- I have none of those! 3:28

[@oldschoolknockouts6812]

im so glad that someone referenced that comment. that was comedy gold!

[@alphafox1307]

I have pizzability

[@TW-051]

okrajoe I LOVED that quote 😂 proud aussie

[@stevethea5250]

I only buy EVGA cards for NVIDA. They last forever. I've only done an RMA once and it was easy. I've never had a problem with the fans or heatsink rattle. Sounds like you need to clean it. The only noise problem I've ever had was coil whine on a GTX285. It might have been due to my power supply at the time. That card is still running in a different box now. It's still cooking electrons. @@alphafox1307

[@oo-nx3cd]

The hero we deserve

[@billt8504]

I love Australians because their sense of humor (in general) is dry and sarcastic.

[@stevethea5250]

Do Germans like that

[@paulmcdonough1093]

they get it from us Brits that's why

[@stevethea5250]

@@paulmcdonough1093 but without the ridiculous accent too

[@HoofHearted2DAY]

Dry as a nun's moot.

[@SuperHorseman22]

@@HoofHearted2DAY lol

[@matthewswartz1353]

Wow, it's so nice to see Tilda Swinton giving AFL a go!

[@seaweed6668]

Lmao tilda swinton

[@seaweed6668]

Wtf dude you making me laugh so hard

[@bkilg2509]

Underrated comment

[@pedterson]

I think Conan got a reverse sunburn down in Australia.

[@Twocrudedudes]

you mean upside down?

[@headlight31]

pedterson his actually reflecting back sunlight.

[@robinmaibals1193]

You mean he got sun bleached?

[@coyotelong4349]

Yep, even sunburns work the opposite down in Australia

[@Scribe13013]

The bright yellow shoes probably mean, "don't kill this guy"

[@trinaholman4083]

Strewth.

[@lancerd4934]

It means "I highlighted my white sneakers"

[@megaretard1534]

In footy bright yellow shoes are actually quite popular 😂

[@shogrran]

It's like those road workers probably. So the trucks don't hit him.

[@aishik5127]

Seems like the Brits shipped all the good looking ppl to Australia

[@deanaldi257]

When they said "Bring all your best man" they really meant it

[@mlk27743]

You should check out our Rugby players - they put those wimps in AFL to shame. You want muscles - guys in the Rugby aka NRL have more muscles & are better looking - don't believe me - then check out Tina Turners song 'Simply the Best' to check out some real 'Adonis'

[@clairash2004]

@@deanaldi257 yeah, we didn't say that, not sure where that one came from.

[@callumsmith5819]

Aparently being this attractive is criminal, (promptly gets shipped to Australia)

[@jessicaclark7130]

Best comment award 🥇

[@spidrawebster]

It just occurred to me that it must be a VERY rare thing for Conan to ever be picked up off the ground by somebody like that.

[@SocalCoyote]

4:22 The fact that Conan looks a bit small compared to Lewis kind of freaks me out.

[@Kareemdinho10]

Height is the same, but athlete has bigger muscles.

[@sicboi]

Aussie rules pro players are tall, but freakishly athletic and agile.

[@serkankoldere]

@@sicboi being tall isn't a requirement. Plenty of small players.

[@sicboi]

Serkus for sure but I'll bet the average height would be taller than say NRL players

[@DrDespicable]

@@sicboi Can we all just agree that Aussie footballers are a race of kind-hearted, athletic, agile giants?

[@Kara3516]

4:59 He dragged Conan like mother take out her very naughty son from playground society immediately 😂 very impressive streght!

[@dees4408]

Playground society?

[@남이승찬-l4e]

Who else lives in australia and finds this hilarious

[@NoName-eq9md]

@@dees4408 Ah yes, Playground Society. The underground recreational mafia that covertly runs the towns’ parks.

[@jasonsmits1974]

Sus

[@Puppy_Puppington]

The playground society? Wtf. Aren’t they cannibalistic?

[@Sapphire101MFS]

“Put him down, Louis” I didn’t hear Conan complaining 😂😏

[@AbbyTheAbinator]

I love how conan, like a small child who just figured out how to do a trick, is still bouncing and catching the ball throughout his lesson. Hahah I found it adorable.

[@Laska_00]

If only I had 5% of Conan's confidence

[@LastbutNotFirst]

if i only had 5% of conan's income.

[@Laska_00]

@@LastbutNotFirst I'd take any of those

[@LastbutNotFirst]

@@Laska_00 lol well now that you mention it. i am actually connected to conan. conan was a writer on the simpsons, ,and i was recognized on the simpsons. which is better than money and confidence.

[@markengamer5649]

well that's great and all that you have 5% of conan's fame but *do you have 5% of conan's income*

[@LastbutNotFirst]

@@markengamer5649 no one is going to tell you if they are rich.

[@themagnusthorexperience5632]

I was hoping Jordan would tag along for the Australia trip. But not like this. Not like this.

[@topgoers]

Avatar reference, nice.

[@juanchoguzman2359]

@@topgoers Isn't it a matrix reference?

[@HawkeyeNation19]

juancho guzman That's what I was thinking too lol.

[@omargt7333]

he was busy doing various tasks

[@themagnusthorexperience5632]

@@omargt7333 Aint that the truth! I even wrote a song on the concept of Jordan having various tasks kzbin.info/www/bejne/inuyiaKlepJ9iaM

[@ChickaIva]

Australian's should adopt Conan, he clearly belongs here. On ya Coco!!

[@lilipopel4219]

😋😋😋 *WAN7T ME? LO0OK, I MASTB*ATE NAK3ED,снеск VID3еО.* 🏆🏆🏆

[@becomingdauntless8821]

Conan is the kind of man who is going to die on his deathbed with no regrets knowing he has lived life to he fullest. At least that's what I want for him.

[@DC.....]

Conan is the type of person who wouldn't just die on their Deathbed He'd die on his Deathbed with his Penis accidentally hanging out or something so even in Death he's making people laugh

[@defjamblade]

I’m not even kidding, i felt like I need a pair of sunglasses just looking at Conan. Why is he so bright?

[@Leon_der_Luftige]

Catfish Billy He wasn't even racist, chill. I've got news for you and this might be a shocker: People from cenral Africa are harder to see when it's dark. Is that statement racist too? If yes, why?

[@bluecat6902]

@Catfish Billy take off your googles and see it as it is. Its the googles that makes you see it that way.

[@metalmayhem3622]

"Why is he so bright?" His last name is O'Brien.

[@BradPwnsU]

He’s Irish and has red hair. That was a tough one

[@folken1761]

His last name is Cullen

[@Eclipse-tm5zq]

with how the swans are going this year they might need conan

[@JokeCubed]

Well, they probably couldn't do any worse with him on the team. It's worth a shot I reckon.

[@joshpeterken8514]

Straight swap for Franklin

[@LaurenBoxhall]

Classic, or Carlton.

[@drewdrewski6278]

LOL...couldn't be any worse!

[@beckya5754]

TRUEEEE

[@yashk1964]

"You're a rude person" "I deal in facts" 😂😂😂😂

[@kittenlover5498]

“put him down Luis”💀💀💀

[@breezaroo1247]

Who else lives in australia and finds this hilarious

[@grangewallis]

Its funny!

[@SpinoGamingYT]

I’m on a whole new level I live in Australia, and I am Australian.

[@jackpd34]

Yep 😂 that way he bounces the ball

[@Mirrorgirl492]

Genuinely funny af

[@iamkhonsu]

Me!

[@monokkeros2378]

Finally, people to match his height.

[@jackhuynh1250]

OMG my eyes! My monitor! I forgot to lower the brightness and Conan's skin blinded me lol

[@ancientstaffpub]

He looks like a worm in human clothing.

[@teufelhunden8308]

Thats racist

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

As an American who's also a big AFL fan, this was everything I always wanted

[@mrhaz8939]

How? How big is it over there?

[@BedroomPianist]

@@mrhaz8939 Virtually unheard of in the States. Our biggest sports tend to be the ones we created. Basketball, baseball, football, etc.

[@mrhaz8939]

@@BedroomPianist Are you a fan? Would you say you find it more entertaining?

[@devoncampbell3607]

@@mrhaz8939 I like Aussie rules, as an American, and I wish that it was bigger in the us.

[@BedroomPianist]

@@mrhaz8939 never watched it, looks cool though. The ball looks softer so there's probably more kicking and games are probably more dynamic. My (American) countrymen would put me on the cross for saying this, but I think American football is kinda boring. I prefer basketball and hurling, the Irish sport.

[@psychosocialmaggot23]

“Put him down Lewis!”

[@keanuestorco384]

Yeah everyone here is legit master at sarcasm 😂 aussie banter at its finest

[@thesqueegee86]

I'm a new American fan of the AFL. Once you get into the sport and learn what's happening, you realize its more entertaining than just about every popular sport there is. The whole game is built for speed and spectacle. Give it a try. You'll probably love it.

[@stevendeblaquiere4295]

Its also 60 years older than NFL

[@ArkhamJacks]

Agreed bro, honesty it looks like the most physically taxing sport out there

[@SweetSirenia]

If you like AFL, you should also try rugby. Same emphasis on speed, tact, strategy, and raw athleticism. I switched to rugby when CTE made American football unappealing to me, and I never miss football.

[@MiniM69]

SweetSirenia They’ve already had former players diagnosed with CTE in Australian rules and one of the rugby leagues. Due to the nature of these sports, I’m certain they’re not the last. Contact sports of this nature will be extinct like the Dodo once all of the trauma comes to light.

[@jarrodshipard]

@@SweetSirenia I don't agree mate. Afl is way more athletic than any code of Rugby. Billy Slater said as much not long ago. Said it really surprised him.

[@JD-od6jh]

I love how he tries to dribble the ball like a basketball, the way he palms his hand and forces it down 😂😂

[@ronaldinho4eva1]

I thought I identified as heterosexual but man these football dudes be straight up models. Hot, tall models with accents.

[@timothygraham4304]

If anyone can turn you, it will be the Ozzies!

[@bigfan1041]

This kind of sexual objectification and harrassing comments are frankly disgusting.

[@Heavenzvoice]

Aswin Bhusal it’s all good means you’re human.. and a real man to admit that.

[@JK-uj8ur]

Well if you find dudes in shorts attractive, heterosexual is not a word i would use to describe you.

[@ronaldinho4eva1]

@@JK-uj8ur LOL. I find it odd that it's not the liking men part you have an issue with, but rather a beef with shorts seems to be an issue. Y'all have history, you and shorts?

[@AlexTheeGr8t]

"How would I get up on his back if I didn't have the orange thing?" Looking at that dude, desire is quite the motivator.

[@omararellano1138]

“Athleticism, ability, desire” lmaaaoooooo Thank you for 2.4K likes 🙏🏻

[@ayeyobossman6151]

That was hilarious haha

[@maeganlozano7058]

Agility

[@bentaye]

That is something Shlansky would have said

[@wondergirl1223]

ROFL! 😂 You beat me to it.

[@sarahchan2759]

"Masculinity"

[@ats-3693]

Conan is great his sense of humour goes well everywhere, usually it's not easy to get American humour to blend with our Aussie humour but Conan is hilarious here his sense of humour gels perfectly with ours.

[@sumitkrips2018]

Conan looks like "yet to unlock player" in a video game

[@JokeCubed]

He looks like the 'default' pre-set character before you've changed any of the sliders.

[@TheDolphinator8]

Australian Football is older than American Football

[@Geebax2]

Yes, quite true, and it is also older than Soccer.

[@Geebax2]

@@Yeowiepower "The modern game traces its origins to 1863 when the Laws of the Game were originally codified in England by The Football Association." then: "The Melbourne Football Club published the first laws of Australian football in May 1859, making it the oldest of the world's major football codes"

[@reformCopyright]

@@Geebax2 Codes, yes (by only four years), but many variations on the general idea have certainly been around for much longer. A starting point might be en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football#Ancient_games.

[@jlober7896]

@@Geebax2 I know I'm two months late and you can correct me if I'm wrong but does the idea and base of some of the gameplay in Australian football not come from gailic football that the irish and Scottish play.

[@nathancurrie306]

@@jlober7896 no it originated from a version that the indigenous people of australia played

[@Midg-td3ty]

Pretty sure you can see Conan from space. All that light he is reflecting must blind the Astronauts on the ISS

[@makura5896]

i just realised he said australia created there own version of american football but the afl has been around 44 years longer then the nfl

[@ktwashere5637]

Americans rip off everything in their culture from other countries.

[@austins.2495]

Their*

[@perspicaciouscritic]

1:28 - "You're a rude person, Nick." Not rude. Australian.

[@iggyodwyer1]

@KEVIN Durants burner account Jesus calm down Kevlad

[@legomunable]

it's a island of rejected prisoners what do you expect XD.

[@legomunable]

@KEVIN Durants burner account I'm not American reject and you should really get a sense of humor bud.

[@legomunable]

@KEVIN Durants burner account and you question why you're a outcast.

[@un-deniable2140]

Hello, imagine needing to rely on a few thousand prisoners that died over 250 years ago for a comeback.

[@khairlines]

Due to personal reasons, I will need the instagram @ of every single player on that team.

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

Same!

[@stormshadow2k]

@@garima-ologist Aww, did the joke on the internet offend your delicate sensibilities?

[@DarkUSS]

Same. For educational purposes.

[@stormshadow2k]

@@p0uty I'm offended? OK then, thanks for letting me know.

[@ellierose9913]

Here @sydneyswans

[@neon-heart]

1:26 bin chicken in the background...that's how you know you're in Australia

[@Rubiecat]

omg I didn't even notice it at first !

[@YortOK]

Ibis. They're nice and often friendly.

[@neon-heart]

@@YortOK Ibis are some of my favourite birds, definitely no hate towards them. We just call them bin chickens as they hang out in rubbish bins a lot in our cities.

[@kalamsd7683]

My school in sunshine coast is filled with them

[@Vool2go]

lol "bin chicken" we dont have those in our state

[@crazychips123]

I played local footy with Lewis when we were kids, so weird seeing him on American tv

[@danielsolomon3794]

Do you play? I will literally move to Australia and marry you. Say you play it

[@crazychips123]

@@danielsolomon3794 lol haven’t played since I was 18 but might be getting back into it next year.

[@chrisyoung2596]

@@crazychips123 bro this is a dude's name

[@crazychips123]

@@chrisyoung2596 what

[@chrisyoung2596]

@@crazychips123 I mean the guy who said want to marry you is a dude.

[@potatoncarrots]

For people who don't know,this sport is how all the Aussie punters in the NFL know how to kick so good

[@joshuaalbert5679]

potatoncarrots all two of them?

[@potatoncarrots]

@@joshuaalbert5679 There's been a lot more than two over the years Michael Dickson Cameron Johnston Jordan Berry Brad Wing Sav Rocca Ben Graham Matt McBriar Darren Bennett Just to name a few

[@joshuaalbert5679]

Hunny1au lolwut? Nobody said anything about these guys being physically muscular dudes?

[@avarma6313]

most of the modern footy players cant kick a torp anymore. i recon dustin fletcher would make a great punter or even anthony rocca

[@Drew_3000]

No sports allowed for Conan we must protect him at all costs

[@ders972]

Conan is a man, protect your children.

[@anaamore6907]

Every single player on that team excluding our beloved Conan is like a greek statue.....how are thier bodies so immaculate!? What's the workout regime!?

[@lanaconin5704]

They actually do some rowing, gym, normal training etc. AFL players are taller and more slimly built than our rugby league and rugby union players, in league and union the guys are more muscled but that's cause they don't have to jump so high, they have to use their body to push past 3-4 guys when they have the ball. We've got so many hotties who play footy here!

[@DaveWhoa]

some of those guys are running over 15kms/10 miles per game and often at high speed which is why they're not as bulky as rugby players

[@ondrejlukac5769]

100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10km running every single day

[@user-cx5gi3jm9i]

@@ondrejlukac5769 Seems like the bald guy was the only player following that particular workout regimen.

[@edgoodwin4389]

Regimen. Not regime.

[@kerstineksmo]

My first thought was "Stay out of the sun!"

[@vanillajack5925]

Always good advice 😋

[@robertjenkins6132]

He catch on fire like albino vampire.

[@h.k9697]

Yeah, that pale Irishman should go back to cold and cloudy Ireland, his natural habitat.

[@NasAfter]

*"No sports is my kind of sport"* Words of wisdom

[@jph4708]

When he gives him the ball and says and thats yours had me in stitches

[@NinaC]

All of these men are gorgeous my goodness! What a great motivation to go to Australia

[@sirmi9868]

Ohhhu $l#t mm

[@marcosmota1094]

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[@marcosmota1094]

​@@yallknowwhoiam7036 Dude, what gives? Someone can't express an honest thought on a comedy channel? One of Conan's other AUS videos is of a voice coach sitting across from him. ALL the men commented on her legs, and hundreds more upvoted said comments. Pretty much the same has happened on all the AUS videos with women, yet ONE woman can't comment on the men being handsome! F-ck off if you're gonna be a pig.

[@24864314]

@@marcosmota1094 well said

[@scropi1000]

All of them are eye candy with great personality everyone with a smile 😍😍😍

[@R0ACH44]

The nonchalant "Put him down Lewis" was gold

[@philsteakerson1797]

0:00 "Leave it to Australia to come up with their own version of football" Australian football predates American football

[@speedcubingman]

@Jim i want to think you're being sarcastic but my gut is telling me you're not being ironic

[@Seethus]

@Jim Jim has a massive inferiority complex - dry your eyes Jim, it's ok

[@HoofHearted2DAY]

@Jim True-blue Aussie dreams are universal healthcare & no school shootings.

[@bluekitty.81]

Doesn't all versions of football? I mean the Aztecs had their version of football/basketball. I believe there was at least another civilization that did too but can't recall who.

[@Josh_JKL]

@Jim The NFL is only relevant to American's and pathetic people who feel they need to latch onto American culture. Take off the maxi pads and learn to play both offense and defense. Then we can talk. I mean come on each section of play only last seconds before everyone takes a break to catch their breath in the NFL. True athletes play AFL

[@quinn3110]

Literally nobody: Conan: *viciously punching an Aussie*

[@malcolmcurthoys5273]

I thought it was GOLD as he seen he was tapping a wall with only laughs stopping him Ofc he was going to step up onya Conan and the boys...any footy player will tell you if can't handle punch to gut especially without lean back ur soft as.. and u should go back to u10s

[@tokamana]

Coming from an Aussie who is a swans fan this made my day. Absolutely brilliant!

[@chrisw6491]

1:24 sneaky bin chicken in the background

[@aaronmorgan2264]

Not a chicken but ok

[@user-dz3ph7dl4m]

@@aaronmorgan2264 yes not a chicken, a bin-chicken, much larger

[@noahhambling1080]

@@aaronmorgan2264 that’s what we call them in Australia

[@abdougunner2560]

"Leave it to Australia to come up with their own version of football" as if America didn't come up with their own version LMAO

[@SirSSau]

Abdou Gunner 🤦🏻‍♂️ so the Irish have their own too - you know Conan is Irish ? He didn’t say Australia was the only one.

[@CalamityM]

Pretty sure that was the joke.

[@TassieLorenzo]

Australian football is older than Association Football too... Australian football diverged from British football before association football rules were codified. At the time Australian rules football was codified, British football rules still allowed using hands, tackling and so on.

[@kevinnelson6070]

@@SirSSau It's a comedy show, most of it is made up of jokes.

[@davesteer320]

Don't worry, no ones forgotten about precious America.

[@camrod3293]

I swear I belong in Australia. They are all so chill and don't take things so personal I love it.

[@davidkymdell452]

Keep dreaming, we're only one step behind America in the offended stakes these days

[@mostunique5941]

David Kymdell australian women* are one step behind. (Some women are fine but im finding a ton are heading towards all the bullshit).

[@FuryanJedi13]

Seems like everyone gets offended nowadays, unfortunately. But yeah, we Aussies are still a bit more chill and laid-back than most. ;)

[@FrazzaJ2000]

All university campuses are far-left wing in Australia. I don't mind gays, but god forbid you call a 'transwoman' "he, him" by mistake of using his real pronouns.

[@shitney420]

Nah nah generally we are still pretty chill. When I go overseas, there’s always one thing I miss about home; how chill everyone is in Australia

[@commonsense9610]

Conan is like a mirror with the way light is reflecting off him

[@spyninja1456]

5:07 "Put him down, Lewis" lol

[@huananina]

How could anyone not love Conan? Much love from Germany

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

“You know what’s great? I didn’t hear any of that” XD, and the coach said they have great communication at the airport

[@ashwingers664]

Dumb conservative

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

@ericj305 You do realize hate speech is protected by the first amendment. Right? Whether you like it or not, he has the right to say what he wants in the US. Also, don't think you're gonna get away with all the things you said about him. Avery's not an alien. GTFO, German bratwurst. Yeah I saw that thread. LOL, love your liberal logic. You should use your head next time, Alien Adolf Hitler

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

@ericj305 You said bad things about him too, and YOU were the one that started it by stating he should learn English when his first comment was already in English. He's not a pendejo or an alien. He's born and raised in the US, I've talked to him and agree with his views. You both need to stop and apologize to each other. Starting with you, Alien Adolf. "Build a wall around the Caribbean". My butt.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

@ericj305 Avery's not living on welfare, and I see you think several stereotypes are true. What a joke you are. Your brain is melted from all that CNN

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

@ericj305 Cubans are conservatives in the US and are here to stay. Every group is welcomed...except illegal aliens and people like you. Go back to Germany

[@Lucas-xy9fu]

The moment he gave the ball "It's yours" I thought I was watching Mr Bean for a sec!

[@lanaconin5704]

YES!!!!!

[@notsosweaty3128]

As an Aussie that loves footy and goes for the swans this is inspiring

[@katkat1995]

Saw the behind-the-scenes of this video and it was just as funny if not funnier xD Conan is the absolute best

[@skidaddle5401]

Where is the behind the scenes

[@babablap]

​@@skidaddle5401 teamcoco.com/australia/conan-plays-australian-rules-football-with-the-sydney-swans you have to click on "watch Conan train..." below the video

[@user-sh8nf2tp7h]

SAUCE

[@osbaldocruz4735]

Finally a game where Conan gets to climb another man

[@ShamsherSingh-vo2oo]

Moi

[@boogiedownbronx73]

Even the sun got blinded by Conan's uber pale skin

[@HenryIngSimmons]

"Leave it to the australians to come up with their own version of football" - says the American...

[@xBayley]

I love AFL getting all this worldwide recognition. To me it’s truly the greatest sport in the world. To grow up with it for the last 22 years, and going through the steps that the players go through to get to the AFL, it’s a testament to their strength, conditional, desire and will. It’s extremely difficult to be a successful player since it’s the most popular sport here, it has the most amount of youngsters looking to make it in the big league. Thanks for this short but sweet showcase of our game Conan. Hopefully it keeps growing!

[@mickryles759]

Yeah NRL say hi from Las Vegas you can watch them soon on live US television courtesy of their multi million dollar television deal 😃👍

[@xBayley]

@@mickryles759ain’t no one watching live games at 3am, NRL is drowning rn, entire business is on life support bud 😂

[@Seethus]

Oh you mean the game with huge gaps in the crowd? Cant draw crows hear or overseas.@@mickryles759

[@alphasierra.]

Why you did my man Schlanski like that?!

[@mjribes]

"Leave it to Australia for coming up with their own version of football". LOL!!! Didn't America do just that?

[@bern9642]

Yeah yeah, they just copied rugby

[@borris3768]

It was a joke you muppet

[@chrismarple]

mjribes no

[@retroyt6540]

@@chrismarple they did

[@gdawgs101]

@@bern9642 literally the only thing Rugby and football have in common is tackling and an oblate ball. 2 entirely different sports.

[@akarsh10]

Conan is one of the few who can actually make us consistently LOL.

[@legendofsports5857]

I am from Australia and I love this. I know this might sound a bit self-centred but I feel like we don't get that much recognition down under and what you are doing here is just great. Everyone should give Aussie rules/footy a try because it is probably one of the best sports in the world.

[@jenniferperez3772]

Conan: (grunts while kicking his long, pale flamingo legs around) Coach: "Put him down Lewis."

[@KhoaNguyen-ny5cc]

Stayed up 4am in Australia to watch this yeet

[@maxmusic5380]

Khoa Nguyen well it’s Easter Monday so you’ve got a free day

[@ophrasbankaccount7716]

YEEEEET

[@alxuria]

uh it's Tuesday now tho

[@ophrasbankaccount7716]

alxuria nobody likes a know-it-all

[@scottdavey3804]

@@maxmusic5380 it's Tuesday now 🙄

[@noelinesmith6846]

I have watched this video a few times and it makes me laugh every time. Great video. It looks like the guys had a lot of fun filming it.