Conan’s Family Wasn’t Cut Out For The Country Club | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

[@dnduh9135]

1920's Radio Voice Conan is the best Conan.

[@humanbeing8068]

Soemone with enough time on their hands should make a compilation of him when he uses that voice

[@florete2310]

Right?? That one made my day, I swear😂

[@lightrosebud]

I know it's been said a million times but it's so cute how Conan doesn't stop going until Sona can't breathe, hahahah

[@alzaresh]

Yeah :), at that point it feels like it's definitely Sona alone that is keeping Conan going. It's honestly kind of adorable.

[@bluflaam777LSA]

@@alzaresh If they weren't married I'd hit it.... Conan I mean ee an

[@Not_a_smart_man]

Sona has built quite a career off of being Conan’s laugh track

[@bobkerr2755]

I think she might actually have been laughing for real in this one, I know I was.

[@alno2554]

Well her edibles probably make it worse (or better, depends on how you look at it) 😅

[@betsyduane3461]

'And Her Name Was Maud' is a comic strip by Frederick Burr Opper. It first appeared in the Hearst newspapers on July 24, 1904. Maud was a revenge-seeking mule belonging to farmer Si Slocum and his wife Mirandy. Most of the action was a build-up to Maud kicking someone into the air. Si was the most frequent victim.

[@mb_249]

I can't believe you found it, ty 😂😂😂

[@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407]

Wow 1904 ! Yeah that checks out timeline wise giving a little girl born in the 1890s the nick name cuz she kicked someone on the playground hahaha

[@josakura]

Thank you @betsyduane3461 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Her_Name_Was_Maud#/media/File%3AAndhermaud.jpg

[@andrewgreenwood6233]

Also (thank you Google): “Maud the Mirthful Mule!” Great!

[@TheMarkAngeli]

MVP

[@rjmari]

This is among the best work Conan has ever done.

[@tvstation8102]

Best I've seen in a while for sure!

[@MiguelJuanez]

Most definitely hilarious and I haven't laughed like that in a while lol

[@no127]

It’s also best work Sona has ever done.😂😂😂😂

[@bkquadstacker]

Listened to this episode last night while falling asleep and woke up with the 'WE MUST ASSIMILATE!' song stuck in my head this morning.

[@arthurjones9580]

Hilarious

[@frankeckhardtii9072]

"Is that a golf course?" "Can we play? "We have hockey sticks!" 😆

[@vanontom]

I'm sure many can relate, back in the day especially. "Let's go throw ball! Yeah! But I lost ball. How about this rock? OK!"

[@danielyoung5417]

I loved that line.

[@rdr99310]

I absolutely love the progression of these episodes...they begin with funny, then Conan starts ramping up...by the time he's raving about Moddie and Shittzy (grandparents) and the country club kicking them out, Sona is almost on the floor, Gorley is nearly flatlining, and he's still not quite at peak. Moments later Sona can't breathe and Matt is dead.

[@TLguitar]

8:16 I like how Conan immediately switches the voices so the worker of a prestigious, stuck-up 1960s country club starts talking like a random person off the street while his own Irish Pirate persona speaks like a 19th century detective.

[@karianneesseveld8240]

Noone beats this man in being a comic genius, holy hell.. lost my breath, cried, got a stomach ache from laughing.

[@earlygray4456]

It's like Sona has become Conan's muse. If she is laughing he is pushing the bit as far as he can. Her laughter is fuel to his bits. Because Sona is a good representation of his audience and he knows as long as she is laughing so are we.

[@ajs1340]

Ok hands down this was my favorite of all time. When he goes off on those tangents I lose it but this one took it to another level.

[@geisaune793]

Sona's laughter is the gasoline that keeps these moments on the podcast running hot

[@weeniehutjunior]

Grandma Maudie, with her folksy warnings "Don't sit on wet grass, or you'll get diarrhea!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mestrinimaster3602]

Man, I always thought it was Motty... 😅

[@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407]

And "Ohhhhh Moses!"

[@Davett53]

Wow,....my mother used to warn us about that same thing. She was born in 1922.

[@earthisadonut7213]

"Watch out for those protestants!"

[@socksrfun]

It's just now dawning on me that his grandmother might have been thinking that they'd contact Parvo AKA the deadly virus that dogs get if her human grandchildren sat on the grass

[@gike2755]

I forget how funny Conan can be because of how well he moulds his style to suit his guests but every now and then he'll remind us that he is the GOAT 😂😂

[@mcigloo]

You can really see Conan's eyes light up once he knows he got Sona going and he doesn't want to let up.

[@frankeckhardtii9072]

" He used to kick the winos with it!" 😆

[@cece8095]

The absolute nonsense of this podcast is just my favorite. Conan & Sona are just simple comedic magic 😂. Just true hilarious brother sister energy lol ✨. Once he just goes off on jokes, she just loses it lol. It’s hilarious. This escalated in the best way LOL 👏🏻

[@hiraya5296]

sona's laughter is a precious resource ♥️

[@CatJabZ]

I love it when Conan's brain is fully released and goes full throttle.💙

[@jordanc2019]

“I don’t mind it” “It’s always okay” Yet another reason to love Conan - I imagine he’s someone who’s always gracious when people approach him!

[@nikolascoates]

By the end of this video, I’d nearly choked on my dinner twice laughing at “Shitsy” and “AhFuckIt”

[@mediocreman2]

Obviously shitsie. 😅

[@sarkisianhavens]

Yeees!

[@covalspace8191]

Same! Now I know why comedians doing well is referred to as "killing"

[@gfox9295]

It was great. I was really expecting Shitsy's wife to be Giggles, tho. ;D

[@mikesanborn4541]

Greatest intro of all time! Maudi was just defending herself from those mean ol' Protestants she warned Conan about.

[@PassionPi]

Watch out, they'll put chalk in your milk!

[@cleverusername9369]

​@@PassionPi I always love hearing how Maudy was stuck in the Victorian Era 😆

[@tvstation8102]

@@PassionPi we all seriously remember too much of what Conan says!:)

[@PassionPi]

@@tvstation8102 lol I've listened to that episode a bunch, it's one of my faves! Especially that part. His old-timey voice and stories always crack me up

[@florete2310]

lol 😂

[@AquamarinaPearl]

I lost count of how many times I’ve re-watched this today “And where do we check inbred?” 😂

[@greghicks5960]

My god, this is amazing. It's like Conan is getting more and more funny as he ages. Sona is the perfect muse.

[@jordanc2019]

2:53 Conan’s grin of delight at Sona’s actual invitation to continue this bit😂

[@damienrowley443]

Love it 😊

[@damienrowley443]

A part of me wouldn’t have minded if he tossed in a “I panicked!”

[@arthurjones9580]

Sonas' laugh is ridiculously contagious! Thanks for the laugh Conan.

[@ColinFox]

If laughter is the best medicine, Sona must be the healthiest person on the planet.

[@ROF-o3o]

it's the onion, garlic, and pomegranite wraps from uncle strozi and brozi...

[@gfox9295]

@@ROF-o3o Don't forget all that dried apricot!

[@zerlyn8201]

my 3yo daughter behind me heard conan singing the assimilate song now shes reciting it non stop

[@LoneIgadzra]

Hey Team Coco, you guys are truly a source of light in the world. I cannot thank you enough. Keep up the good work.

[@JEspo83]

That was by far the most I've laughed during one if these 😂😂😂😂 thank you

[@ColinFilm]

Had to come see the video version for the absolute eruption of laughter from 8:15 onwards. 😂

[@Rev8Auto]

Came on KZbin to watch an old Conan video about AbeLincoln and I didn’t know he did these podcasts😭 I’m saved😂

[@Tonyhouse1168]

You’re in for a treat!

[@fartmachine5000]

You're going to want to listen to the Kevin Nealon Returns episode, and probably the Jeff Goldblum episode

[@NoViews1975]

S&M Lincoln? You just discovered what Conan was made to do. Look up the bidet ad next.

[@NefastusJones]

@Rev8Auto C'mon and grab a seat. You'll be here a while.

[@davidlenz4552]

If you want to treat yourself, I’d recommend the Kevin Nealon and Bill Hader episodes

[@Mat0s-316]

We Must Assimilate will go down as one of the greatest nursery rhymes alongside the Yay-Boo song.

[@churoism]

Couldn’t sleep last night because our toddler climbed into bed and she kicks when she sleeps, so I flipped on this episode and this segment made me laugh so hard I woke her and my wife up.. it’s like the friggin bidet ad again

[@BlakieTT]

Conan is so bloody funny. 🤣

[@PianoPlayerJames]

You can really see how the Simpsons scripts that Conan worked on came to life when you see him riffing like this with Matt and Sona.

[@santoshjs]

2:12 Dammit, I was waiting for Strozhy and Brozhy to show up again.

[@florete2310]

"Maudy aaand Hoofah" - in that roaring 20'ies radio commentator's voice... I was almost pissing my pants laughing, my belly hurts😂😂😂

[@lachauntiswashington231]

I love it when they talk about their families 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alno2554]

(Conan calling his family inbreds who want to play golf with hockey sticks) “Quick apologies to my family.” 😅😅😅

[@stevenvia2452]

He goes off in these tears and its just amazing.. I'm in tears over here

[@hugodbs]

I listened to this episode while riding my bike. I almost fell over several times laughing at this sequence.

[@sudhirchaudhary6512]

oh god i was having a challeging day. Im glad i decided to watch this. Had a complete blast !!

[@slipperypete4771]

One of the all time great Conan riffs ever!!

[@jamesrosner3840]

i was refreshing this channel for this segment to drop after i listened to the recent episode. Conan is so f-ing funny

[@bloemundude]

I am definitely searching for more Conan podcasts now.

[@BlakieTT]

I'm actually crying with laughter; thank you, Coco. 🤣

[@davidhurtado2725]

This is one of Conan's best ever runs

[@audreydakin8130]

Maudy and Hoofer…. Love it!🤣🤣

[@michellelara81]

one of the best clips !!!

[@churoism]

Like the bidet ad, I was listening to this in the grocery store and couldn’t control my laughter

[@AnimalXing]

This is the best podcast in the world

[@stpyramids]

This is an instant classic. I love that Conan just rips on Sona and she cracks up, and then he rips on himself and she laughs even harder. He must feel like she's the gift that just keeps giving, for a comedian.

[@jglassdude]

I really wish Conan would go off on those rants more often. I know the talk show made him a thermostat for the guests but on his own he’s just a gold mine. 😂

[@Zachary-rh4iu]

God Conan made me laugh so hard on this one...I can't believe he can just riff that quick with the voices and everything it really shows his intellect

[@tuvantrader]

Brilliant! I love how Conan proves that you can make just about anything funny if you have the right mindset, even family lore and old cultural history dating back a hundred plus years. Long live the memory of Maudie, Hoofer, Shitzy and Awfuckit!

[@evenflowsteven]

One of my best friends from college is Armenian and is named Boghos. Never met a nicer guy in my life.

[@sauravkulkarni7347]

I become alive after laughing for 10 whole minutes....

[@Samael767]

good lord, this is an all timer. I was seriously kneeling on the floor, laughing

[@giajensen1689]

Lovely to hear a little about your families!❤

[@elliotbabik8277]

I truly appreciate and respect Conan's wit and sharp intellectual skills. He can truly pull a genuine laugh from you in a very subtle way.👏

[@kjdskgj]

Conan on top of his game right here :D

[@Julliettwarner]

I can’t believe what a gem conan is

[@sukhvirb999]

We must assimilate We must assimilate Shed our immigrant past Hooray Hooray We are Americans at last

[@jackiemcadams8109]

I have not laughed so hard in so long!!! The whole thing!! I needed this today-😂😂😂😂😂

[@GuardiLeStelle]

This has been added to my "videos I need to watch when I'm sad" rotation. Others include the bidet ad read and you'll twerk for me.

[@adlwilliams]

One of the funniest clips i have ever seen😂

[@michaelhockus8208]

aww this was fun, and funny

[@user-wm3hu7lo1g]

THIS is why we watch

[@aarondiamond5348]

This is THE best episode ever!!!!!

[@BAMinNYC]

I’ve NEVER seen Sona laugh that hard! Closest I’ve seen is Jim Downey’s intro.

[@NoViews1975]

Look up the post Hot Ones episode featuring Ass Weld, and the second half of the "bad slogans" one.

[@blakestebbe7937]

This video was a great ab workout 🤣

[@LexingtonB09]

Conan’s wit is unmatched. He came up with the “we must assimilate” song in no time at all!! 😂 I can totally see that song on the Simpsons haha

[@knessing7681]

Sona lost it ... she's so funny when she's laughing so hard

[@markportuondo2483]

Good god I just laughed so hard at this I'm crying and tears are streaming down my face, I was having a crappy day and Conan just made it 1000 times better, thank you, you damn comedic genius!

[@awolff1000]

Matt puts up a wrap sign at 8:42! Almost deprived us of the Shitzy riff, and the bit on "Hey is that a golf course? We've got hockey stiicks!" Holy cow, such a near miss on all of us losing some prime comedy.

[@gfox9295]

You know Conan just takes the wrap sign as a "we're approaching our destination city" note to the pilot, not so much a "get the landing gear down and LAND THIS PLANE RIGHT THIS MINUTE" type note. ;D

[@zymuralchemy]

@@gfox9295 Lol. Yes. The "wrap" sign is Matt's version of Wile E Coyote's "help!" sign. It does nothing but add comedy.

[@ballerinagirl84]

Omg that made my whole day! 🤣🤣🤣 That was my an workout. I’m good now!

[@taputechnic]

In reference to Gourley's grandma's name, Holly Hunter's character in "Raising Arizona" was named Ed, and now it doesn't seem so strange anymore.

[@gfox9295]

just like boys named Sue.

[@johntuttle5396]

Conan is absolutely correct in stating that he really wouldn't fit into the country club milieu, especially in Brookline. As way of explanation and understanding it should be noted that there are two golf courses located in Brookline, Massachusetts - "The Robert T. Lynch Municipal Brookline Golf Course - AKA the "Public Golf Course" and "The Country Club" (no other adjective, descriptor, or modifier added, it was just the "THE". While Conan could have probably been a caddy at THE (but not if Conan was Conan), the Municipal Course would have welcomed him and any of his witticisms and/or hijinks with open arms!

[@Not_a_smart_man]

Is Conan from Brookline Massachusetts? I don’t think he’s ever mentioned it

[@johntuttle5396]

@@Not_a_smart_man Yes, Conan is from Brookline, Massachusetts. He has mentioned it more than few times on "Needs a Friend" on other shows.

[@easyasmdb]

Absolutely could not wait for this clip to drop 😊

[@bulldogtv2143]

I've never heard Sona laugh so hard. That was amazing.

[@robotplant5260]

This snippet from the podcast is funnier than most stand-up comedies😂😂

[@snowman300]

The whole thing is gold but it’s the Assimilation Song that has brought me back about 8 times thus far

[@catherinefriedman8511]

You may hurt Sohnna because she can't stop laughing.

[@badman3000]

Conan's grandfather was an Irish cop and probably in the 20's in Boston can you get any more stereotypical Irish occupation.

[@lolzbot2000]

Irish mob? It was prohibition...

[@badman3000]

@@lolzbot2000 if his grandfather a was dirty cop working for the Irish mob then he would really be a stereotype.

[@xtho7999]

Honestly, I've seen almost em' all and once in a while Conan goes nuts and loses control

[@glintrhmj]

Conan truly greatest 😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣his improv and comedy is too good

[@benjemanashley]

My grandmother's legal name was Patrick. Her mother was sure she was having a boy and picked out the name. Grandma went by Patsy

[@aaabbbccc985]

There’s a gold course, can we play? We’ve got hockey sticks. Lol

[@sevensabrina]

How can you not love Sona.

[@cakelastname7422]

"where do we check inbred" got me SO bad

[@cleverusername9369]

I always love when Conan talks about his grandmother being stuck in time somewhere between the outbreak of World War One and The Troubles.

[@williambrackin]

Conan! I’m in tears man! So funny! Thank you

[@ClayburnGriffin]

This guy should go into comedy. He was really great just riffing about his grandparents.

[@michaeljenkinson9479]

that assimilate song is going to be stuck in my head for a very long time, not because it's bad, or even catchy, which it is, but because i love it

[@billtaylor3382]

So damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[@darrelljohnston8676]

Lmao. Good show, good show.

[@ThomsBP]

Why do they even have guests??? These 3 is all this podcast will ever need. Pure gold 😂

[@leonardojoep4832]

Did this entire bit come out of Conan’s head on the spot? Wow, comedy genius! I couldn’t breathe from laughing, just like Sona 😂

[@TheAmbientUniverse]

Heyy Conan's grandfather was a cop in Worcester Mass, my home town! Come give us a visit and direct traffic sometime!

[@luckyDancer100]

“So about this country club application… where do I sign?” 😂😂😂