CONAN The Barbarian

[@wolfbearice]

Conan is such a good friend with those two, he even shared to them his secret regimen before leaving them, so that those two could also get buff and follow his way out of being a slave.

[@Probablyabox]

You know If you had a more positive attitude, you could've joined Conan on the path of gains and muscle mass

[@lazykingdom]

True

[@hotpopcorncake]

Hahaha

[@Freekymoho]

is positive attitude what the kids are calling it today?

[@EvoliPlays]

@@Freekymoho Positive Attitude is a brand, actually

[@polydimensionalsphilosophy3456]

Attitude is everything

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

he can't be real Conan without thick austrian accent. it's scientifically unpossible

[@biffin1123]

UNPOSSIBLE? You mean DISPOSSIBLE?

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

@@biffin1123 no. it's an obscure reference to flying brains from New Vegas' Old World Blues DLC: - it's scientifically un-mpossible! - nothing is unpossible... *_FOR SCIENCE!!!_*

[@kenlieck7756]

On the other hand it's so dislikely I'm tempted to give you a thumb down...

[@a.dennis4835]

Um. Wasn't Conan in the original stories Irish (or rather came from what would become Ireland)?

[@TheCLOUDFORCE]

Scotlsnd. Technically cimmeria is scotland

[@tonystrong4431]

I read a lot of people arguing about if Conan was eating more food than the other slaves so his muscles got bigger and blah, blah,blah. The truth is that Conan and the other slaves received a meager portion of food when they first arrived to the wheel of pain. Later on, when the slaves begun to die from work and Conan was literally alone pushing the wheel, the Vanir indeed began to feed Conan with bigger portions of food because they couldn't risk losing the slave that was responsible for grinding the grain for the Vanir. He become in time quite an attraction that people of other villages came to see the feat of strength of the lone slave that keeped the wheel of pain turning. If you want to know more, read the novel. Anyway, this is all for fun, a parody of the movie and that's all.

[@notfrank6586]

so we acknowledge he's on steroids, but we don't ask the better question where in the middle of no where did he get the stuff?

[@qweqw782]

It was Crom god of steel ... and steroids.

[@justwannabehappy6735]

Magic

[@Selvokaz]

sucking it out of the other guys, absorbing their testosterone through digesting their meat and bones.

[@RJCHOICE]

they had horses didnt they?

[@aussiewanderer6304]

@@Selvokaz I honestly thought you were going somewhere else with that first line...

[@marvdatboi]

Conan, what is best in life? Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, to hear the lamentations of their women, and to never skip leg day Bro!

[@geardog24]

What is best in life? Not skipping leg day.

[@lazykingdom]

True

[@angels.r.3870]

I felt weird not hearing a thick Austrian accent in connan but I laughed so hard that a fart scape of me XD

[@nwojunkie]

i'm more used to Ron Pearlman's Conan from the video game.

[@RetroRanter]

You guys are just killing it lately 😂 love when you're able to do characters like this, good work on that music too, ooooh. 😍

[@orinanime]

Funny video. But for the record: The Wheel of Pain was a large grain mill that was powered by slaves. Their hands were shackled to the posts of the mill and they would continuously rotate the mill throughout the day. Yeah it’s a mill stone. It kills 2 birds with one gris stone. It mills flower while also strengthening or killing weaker slaves for sell. The stronger slaves get higher prices while the weak ones gets some work done before being culled from the herd.

[@kimeraclan3135]

Can't disagree with Hyborean results.

[@TheeOK1]

I mean yeah but the joke. . .

[@orinanime]

@@TheeOK1 The rest of the joke is Funny. I just felt like correcting that one observation.

[@boss-anova]

@@orinanime you forgot conan is Cimmarian so he can survive slavery

[@orinanime]

@@boss-anova I didn't forget that. But that also has no bearing on this discussion.

[@excitedcat9517]

1:00 WORKING ON THAT CARDIO WHILE GETTING WHIPPED! *NO EXCUSES!!!!*

[@thewarnerchannel7285]

Conan was then bonded with a venom symbiote and founded the prehistoric Avengers. That's not even a joke, that's actually in the marvel comics

[@markgearing]

“Ian, I have Mr. Schwarzenegger’s lawyer on the ‘phone. He says it’s important”.

[@zanethezaniest274]

Was expecting a Conan O Brian or Detective Conan joke in here somewhere .

[@Paelorian]

Future Boy Conan

[@mateusmachadofotografia8554]

Oh my God!!! It's Rex that Brazilian bombated man

[@prometeu001]

In person ... or rather, in cartoon. The other two are Ian SBF and Tobias

[@Renwoxing13]

I love it! This is now my new favorite episode from you guys because, one word: 🔥🔥🔥🔥CONAN🔥🔥🔥🔥‼‼‼‼‼

[@Cleanframe]

Conan is on the "juice" and I'm not talking about a drink made with berries

[@ciceromerces3964]

esse conan parece muito como o rex de cosplay de conan

[@abiled]

Mas com certeza é kkkkkkk

[@osmarcarlosjunior]

E o da barba preta é o Eduardo Spohr.

[@wakakabravo7998]

I watch this earlier then notification.

[@Angelusfeliciano]

We need a Netflix Tv Show!! About CONAN!!

[@lengoclinh8174]

Well, I’m asian The only Conan I know is a detective

[@iamthe12th]

And he's a great one at that. (He almost got Lupin!)

[@boss-anova]

In America we have 2 Conans. One is a pale irish guy with red hair, the other is a barbarian.

[@boss-anova]

@@choibtc6121 yes I know making a total of 3.

[@ironmaster6496]

What about the hot blue haired ninja chick with paper powers

[@Paelorian]

The best Conan out of Asia is Future Boy Conan.

[@montymonty1424]

That's some dope mix of creativity and logic and whole lot of testosterone😂

[@phamthienphuc3951]

goodam, he's a slave and he can save some for muscle pill and body oil... meanwhile i work 8h a day and barely afford noodle :V

[@iamthe12th]

Who's the real slave here? :(

[@deadsushi4287]

@@iamthe12th we live in a society

[@thelardmaker6806]

Because you lack his positive attitude which is his secret.

[@loka7783]

@@thelardmaker6806 His secret being Script Protection? ;)

[@murderousmayhem6362]

Lol I buy cheap meat and look for discounts

[@senorstyx3011]

This is and was a strong fact, how did he get all that muscle pushing a wheel.

[@Gunganfan]

His want for revenge kept him alive while his fellow slaves died.

[@senorstyx3011]

@@Gunganfan so his defined abs came from a steady diet of vengeance and not because he was arnold swartnagger.

[@a8205-w8h]

Hercules gene

[@AstralProjektor]

Full-body Time Under Tension!

[@RedMinotaur808]

Croms chosen or avatar of war.

[@Garadares]

Can you do a video with the Merlin series (2008) ?

[@cavareenvius7886]

Did somebody say wheel? You need me to push wheel? No? You don't have a wheel to push? Has anybody a wheel? I would like to push a wheel. Sir, sir! I need to talk to you about wheels. Do you own a wheel and when yes, may i push it?

[@Kentrc11]

This remake of Animal Farm sure does give everyone long hair. At least you can see the theme of 'We are all equal, but some of us are more equal than others' has not changed.

[@TheArklyte]

Wait, that wheels WASN'T a water pump this whole time?

[@RealKull]

I thought it was some kind of mill...

[@konradstrom2976]

@@RealKull Yeah, i thought it was a mill also. But not sure what they were milling in the desert.

[@Paelorian]

@@konradstrom2976 Grain?

[@CESSKAR]

@@konradstrom2976 It's not a desert xD. The real place is called Ávila and is full of water.

[@keineangabe1804]

Wait, that mill wasn't a trading post where they would use the free slave labor of the slaves they were selling to mill grain on the side? Always thought they would buy grain and just mill it there. And when somebody wants a slave they can be bought like the flour.

[@CosmicDuskWolf]

The bright side. It's good to look on the bright side.

[@ismaelgonella3620]

Bronan the barbarian

[@Wyndamn]

Bronan The Brobarian

[@mikekazz5353]

Almond oil, pfft baby oil is where it's at if you want to impress the Barbarian babes and Amazonians

[@Celeb2day]

i like the animation,so good

[@randyrandleman3618]

Thank you! You guys are the best! 😂

[@wilykat]

The reason why the other slaves aren't showing any gains is because Conan is doing the lion's share of the work. LOL

[@anarchyantz1564]

Conan. Lubed for your pleasure.

[@alucard002x]

May Conan bless your gains today bros

[@trodat07]

Plot twist: Conan copyrights haven't expired yet and SoV gets sued by R.E.Howard right holders. And suddenly, DC Comics also makes a claim for Captain Boomerang.

[@thstroyur]

But the umpteenth copy of paperwork got stuck in the photocopying machine!!! Will our heroes be able to send it in time before the audience? Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion next week - same bat-time, same bat-channel

[@boss-anova]

Conan was never human, he was Cimmerian. It is a seperate species. He just lived among humans. That's why he is heroic he had special abilities that humans cannot have. Increased stamina, strength, and size.

[@DicePunk]

Yay for public domain heroes!

[@rctecopyright]

They hatin on my boy CoCo. He natty af. Life ain't always fair ya serfs

[@Taverens_Pull]

Seems to me like SoV is a little jelly at Conan's drive to live and will to survive.

[@WildMen4444]

I'm surprised the writers didn't make a joke about the original definition of the word "barbarian": someone who doesn't speak Greek or observe Greek customs

[@lorddemonoss3945]

.......... Never would have thought of it 😓

[@namekman01]

hmmm, same weekend conan exiles had a free to play event... coincidence?... I THINK NOT!

[@MarinaMorena13]

Mano eu adoro o rex ele é mt legal

[@lineevilasio]

meu deus a dublagem em ingles tambem imita o rex falando jzkzKkzf

[@ismailtopa3671]

Conan the natty barbarian

[@synthetic240]

They're just jealous because Conan had a better plan to escape slavery than they did.

[@malcolmmacinnis247]

KING CONAN TIME

[@Tadicuslegion78]

You dare mock Crom's faithful servant? WHAT DARING! WHAT OUTRAGEOUSNESS! WHAT INSOLENCE! WHAT ARROGANCE! ...I salute you. *turns to guards* Crucify them on the tree of woe.

[@Act_Of_Vengeance]

It seem that Conan Jacked up.... And then... Detective Conan hosted Conan O'Brian shows

[@BusinessMan1619]

Society of Virtue and PRIMAL should do a cartoon together.

[@khaimk4r4su]

2:21 the recipe for success

[@drake3934]

Shit got real at the end

[@jackngo9338]

What is best in life?

[@Ninjamaster1AL]

MUSCLE IS ALL THAT MATTERS 💪 👹 KINNIKUMAN!!!

[@amanzeihedioha]

20 years, huh? He looks good.

[@numa_kai]

Dammit, all this muscle talk reminds me of Machio-san and the Onegai muscle song xD

[@Ventaio]

Conan the BRAbarian

[@briandaleske5139]

MY OWN THOUGHTS ON THE STORY CHARACTER HERO (CONAN: THE BARBARIAN) Now I think that the story character guy (CONAN: The Barbarian) should be made into a live-action show series, and that is before a second attempt at making a movie of it is ever done for it.

[@mistercrool2538]

Conan and the Rage of Roid!

[@Trid3nt861]

they probably skipped chest/leg/calves/triceps/ Biceps and quads day

[@hotpopcorncake]

Short version of Conan

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Hormone of the gods!

[@Taurusthebull8]

Need more!!

[@Arthas30000]

To be fair, Conan is more of a Rogue than a Barbarian

[@thstroyur]

This is the 21st century - we've got apps, so who the hell even reads anymore...

[@Arthas30000]

@@thstroyur Still read the comments xD But yeah, reading is a lost skill. As is the Conan the Barbarian classic voice with Arnold Schwarzenegger

[@lazykingdom]

I hope u can do chathlu. Edited part idk how did they make steroids back in the day.

[@bigmanlettuce4388]

What if Joe Rogan was in Conan?

[@edwin4625]

1:57 Had me dying.

[@WillyShufflebottom]

Conan went on to one day become the governor of Cimmer-fornia....

[@thstroyur]

Where he has his seat at Aqui-angeles; see how you ruined it?

[@TuthHurts911411]

Thought they push Grain Grinder?

[@Biodeamon]

I think the point of the pain wheel was to crush their spirits by making them do pointless tasks

[@adrianmartinez-lq5he]

This is a good parody for the movie conan We need A parody for the books/marvel comicboocks conan

[@boss-anova]

Opening music on point

[@ggurunadha]

"What is steel before the hands with steroids?"

[@Nightwing4380]

I want tarantula man to meet the society of virtue

[@thegreywanderer8427]

This is of course a jab at how Arnold used anabolic steroids back when they were still legal.

[@shinra358]

I dont recognize if these are celebrity faces this time. Except the jesus one is every white guy in today's society 😂

[@RegisTraiter]

Now do Cohen the Barbarian. (Also, the slaves in Conan were driving a water pump, pulling water from an underground source, weren't they?)

[@W4ldgeist]

Come with him, if you want to lift.

[@kaiserdashawn5219]

Conan must have taken p90x

[@misterprickly]

Conan's not the same without *the accent.*

[@Rubbermonster]

I really want to like this

[@flashn00b]

Is Society of Virtue snagging licenses for characters?

[@medramonmasquedecendres2966]

Fun fact: the book version of Conan would never accept to be a slave. If memory serve, it happened, for like 5 minute and then he killed his "Master, took his ship and his crew of slaves, said something like "clean the deck, free men don't sail on a dirty ship" and went adventuring

[@9Godslayer]

How does he about lactic acid, let alone HGH?

[@rgd963]

The device is a waterpump.

[@donttalktome9838]

Something tells me that Conan is on the juice🤔... Nah i'm just tripping 😊

[@emanoelcorrea2403]

Mano é o Rex kkkk

[@tareav]

e o Tobias e o Ian

[@SantanaRoleplaying]

Rex is looking a little different these days...

[@x.baughans3526]

But wait this is an actual character though

[@delemtube]

I really hope you guys called Rex to make the portuguese_br voice, I mean... It IS him, right? RIGHT?

[@juarezamorim]

é sim mas chamaram o dublador do Arnold mesmo pra fazer o dublado

[@itsjustweedy3330]

You guys should make a comic plz

[@kimeraclan3135]

Conan! The druggie! Conan, warrior without worry! He's more dopped up than any cheets! His scandal spread across the hashtags and tweets!

[@undeadgentalmen]

I remember watching one of special anniversary editions of Conan. It had Arnold's workout interview. *Shudders* In Arnold fashion, "Every time I lift I feel a great sensation like sex. Every time I pump, I'm cumming." Something like that. I can handle action, drama, and comedy, but every scene of there is a workout I look for closest blunt object to hit myself with, because that interview pops in my head.

[@yuranashi]

That dud in black looks totaly like me. '-'

[@VanTemplar]

Cimmerian Tren 😄

[@phatmantv]

This should be in an Austrian accent.

[@a8205-w8h]

He's just talking hormones for his transition therapy (manlet-to-male)!

[@murderousmayhem6362]

Lol this was quality