Conan Travels - "Conan House-Hunts with Jordan Schlansky" - 7/29/09

Conan Travels - "Conan House-Hunts with Jordan Schlansky" - 7/29/09

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

Of course he's clean. He prepares his body in various ways.

[@mainakchakraborty6376]

He didn't say he shaved his whole body, just the face.

[@BaldMancTwat]

@@mainakchakraborty6376 He prepares his body in various ways.

[@ascendancy425]

Thank god for the Norelco Body Groom's new lithium-ion battery as opposed to the previous model's nickel metal hydride battery which took a full 8-hours to recharge.

[@bepponen]

and works with various tasks :) it seems

[@Malumbrus]

He eats non-artificial maltodextrin.

[@richardbjuhr6356]

Jordan rocking that early 2000's style is killing me XD

[@Warband1t]

2009-2011

[@ember-brandt]

@@Warband1t 2007 - 2010, I'd say. Either way, late 2000's.

[@FreakinFred08]

That’s Jordan?! My bad. I thought that was Pat Monaghan.

[@timowthie]

It's still the early 2000's. In 2100 all of this is the early 2000's

[@richardbjuhr6356]

@BNOZ99 ! I'm 31 but whatever.

[@O1OO1O1]

You can really notice a difference between then and now. He's really learned to acclimate to the human ways over the years. Goes to Italy. Has a wife. He's been a good advance man for THE COMING FLEET.

[@richardkusi6405]

Bruce Lee

[@mexicandino]

Hes learning the ways of man and reporting it to the mothership

[@sam21skin]

Maybe because he is an actor.

[@Geronimo7-7-7]

Does he really have a wife? He looked and acted completely gay in this vid.

[@slippy8813]

@@Geronimo7-7-7 this is a really old video also this is acting hes not gay

[@billclay7873]

Jordan aged 30 years between 2009 and 2019. It's unfortunate his species experiences time differently from our own.

[@BAGAKOOS]

Yeah he really let himself go

[@haydentaylor]

​@@BAGAKOOS He didn't let himself go. He just went.

[@mikays7059]

@@haydentaylor where did i hear this phrase from lol

[@Commander_Cat]

@@mikays7059 from Jordan himself...the reunion video.

[@mikays7059]

@@Commander_Cat right i remember now, i can hear him saying it lol

[@nogoogleplus]

No disrespect to any of the other late night hosts, but I do believe Conan is the genius of the lot.

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

ill give disrespect. conan's the best

[@alecjones4676]

Kimmel's pretty good too. Not quite on Conan's level, but they have very similar styles of comedy I think.

[@spunkyspaz]

@@alecjones4676 I think Conan is the best of the lot as well and I DO mean disrespect to many (not all) of the others, Conan is the only one (other than a few Craig Ferguson clips) that I binge-watch.

[@alecjones4676]

@@spunkyspaz yeah Craig is awesome too, in fact there was a time I preferred him to Conan

[@MrTustri]

Conan is best ,rest are busy fixating on trump n ruining comedy.

[@JeffStreamsThings]

0:12 "Judy, I'm not like other people." Is there like an award for biggest understatement, that we can give that guy?

[@stevethea5250]

Pushing the envelope means testing limits and trying out new, often radical ideas. The expression comes originally from mathematics and engineering, where an envelope is a boundary, but was popularized by test pilots (especially those depicted in Tom Wolfe's novel, The Right Stuff).

[@thecleanslate3648]

@@owainkanaway8345 you really think that?

[@owainkanaway8345]

@Rerin YL Are you saying Judy isn't hot "bruh".

[@miltonperez1275]

@@stevethea5250 pushing the enclosed perimeter

[@stevethea5250]

@@miltonperez1275 pushing parameters

[@snugasapugonarug]

"If I had a balloon full of acid I would throw it at you, melt your face off, and watch the skull bore me" is a top 10 Conan line.

[@zheffner666]

Conan and jordan need a show together where they just go do random shit like this. id watch it all the time

[@Chesterton7]

Yes!

[@stevethea5250]

@@Chesterton7 Coco Riz Roll (Chocolate Lava) 225 g /carton (12 pack)

[@blakesasha3517]

Also Pierre Bernard can be in the show also.

[@venus189]

They go to Italy togheter

[@bryan1282]

I think most of his staff could comprise a sitcom

[@InflatableConan]

NBC took this down, again. I re-uploaded it, again. NBC, try harder.

[@Kevin-finity]

Inflatable Conans Will always support you! Deeply thanks for you sharing it. Jordan Schlansky with Conon is the funniest combo

[@AnaLongoriaXX]

Inflatable Conans NBC is unable to deal with anything that's Conan-related. Thanks so much for sharing this!

[@nicciGT]

Inflatable Conans arigato!

[@eliudguerra2952]

Inflatable Conans Stick it to 'em!!

[@burpie3258]

Thank you for posting!

[@bustercherry8734]

"I'm not like other people." That's how Jordan should always introduce himself.

[@falsemcnuggethope]

It's immediately obvious when you meet him though

[@jrockoclock7088]

He's contractually obligated to introduce himself that way

[@NoName-gp8il]

My god, when Conan introduced Jordan on stage, the way Jordan walked while weirdly staring at the crowd with this sort of psychotic look had me dying of laughter XD

[@LiburanSenang]

That's why he added the hand wave in later years. It made him more human.

[@ultraali453]

He's trying not to laugh/smile/react to the crowd.

[@weirdloverwilde]

I honestly think that’s the POV of Jordan “taking in the moment” and it’s kind of cute in a robot way?! 😄🥲

[@emiliaescobar7652]

I love enjoying these skits with these 2 guys!

[@myy1008]

then who sent this comment?

[@jasonwyman1873]

"I'm not like other people. I want a place that represents my own personality and spirituality. I'm new to L.A." Umm, Jordan, this statement proves you're exactly like everyone else in L.A.

[@maxpig3839]

Jason Wyman จ

[@Katya_Lastochka]

Jason Wyman Haha I think that was the joke.

[@flibgonrtsheglis242]

That was the joke.

[@kylekondit9709]

@@flibgonrtsheglis242 that wasnt scripted though... how is that the joke

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

No doubt. That was the some of the LAest shit I've ever heard.

[@shenequehenry]

"you can go in this closet and come out of this closet anytime you want"...lmao

[@TheXenogias]

sheneque henry literally the best line hahaha

[@stevethea5250]

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[@Colesmith890]

Steve Thea I’m scared

[@stevethea5250]

@@Colesmith890 be scarred

[@thebeardedjohn]

Hey girl u cute

[@Lazyboy5298]

"It's the end of a long day. You've creeped out your quotient of people for the day. Everybody's weirded out. You come home alone. You reheat a spring roll, wonder why God made you this way, and now it's time to go to sleep." Has Conan been reading my diary?

[@dabbimame2331]

the way Jordans walking in to the studio looking at the audience like the empire he's built

[@daneelou3526]

Jordon reminds me of my late brother. He was a pillar of information. There wasn’t anything he couldn’t explain in detail. I think I watch these just to be close to him again. 🥲

[@survivalman6114]

aww...that's so sweet

[@apollo180]

R.I.P to your late brother.

[@kymmzej9173]

Rest In Peace to him 🕊

[@JohnPaul-rs5dr]

Rip he is gone but not forgotten.

[@drawingwithezra4212]

I would have loved to have known someone like your brother, may his memory be a blessing to everyone who did.

[@lealanisoza5819]

"you've creeped out your quotation of people for the day" 😂😂😂

[@johnjay7739]

Quotient, as in a designated number. A quotation is what you used to quote Conan's line.

[@JohnnyCage4Real]

HAHAHA my god Conan's funny, man

[@jonporter527]

I love how you can tell when Jordan is about to crack up. he looks away, and you can almost see the corners of his mouth curling.

[@MikhailFederov]

Congratulations. You know how to read faces just as well as every other human being on earth

[@nighthawk0077]

Conan was on fire in this. Comedic gems were rolling of his tongue like the Sun glinting shades of crimson off the Pacific on a warm spring sunset.

[@cleverusername9369]

That was weirdly quite beautiful

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

"I want it to be sexy." "Sexy. I'll find it." "I want it." "Let's do it." Worst. Sex talk. Ever.

[@freakxop8858]

Or the best

[@curbozer5006]

@@freakxop8858 That would fit on a T-shirt....I would wear it!

[@gregmitchell8430]

A freak show, freak show

[@reycesarcarino4653]

@@gregmitchell8430 The question is did she find it

[@sachinrane4716]

I saw that coming in the comments. I knew It & I found it

[@eamon2please]

I've watched this ∞ times. "You reheat a spring roll, you wonder why God made you this way, and now it's time to go to sleep" is one of the greatest things ever said.

[@ulmo5536]

This is something I can live on, watching Conan and Jordan until the day I die

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[@ok2593]

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[@AM-257]

Its rough and its raw Its arched and dramatic Its sloped and its full of life

[@davidpetermcmorris857]

Jordan and Conan are like Batman and the joker. They can’t survive without each other.

[@John_C_J]

Hence 3:44. Balloon filled with acid is definitely a Joker idea.

[@leniobarcelos1770]

Conan did say something about Jordan's face looking like the Joker in another remote they did.

[@adamamador1001]

"It's creamy and corny, it's got cheese & it's got chai, it's an onion but it's also a beet."

[@leehitt4704]

He said chives, not chai.

[@mrsparkle8362]

@adsf woah...okayyyy

[@acatindisguise]

*chives not chai

[@e4t662]

How I missed my Schlansky. I thought I ran out; then, as if by divine intervention, I miraculously found more when i needed him most. As if in some sort of dazed stupor he was tucked away in a neatly folded baggie in the upper left pocket of my circa 1980's jean jacket. Together again, together again, thank God almighty, we are together again.

[@wandelgartking5446]

Oh how I've longed for these moments. (I tip my hat to you, Sir, for your comment killed me)

[@daniellos333]

+d beemer You are as sick as he is so i get why you like him

[@Link122]

+d beemer oh wow, all this brilliance.. and you turn out to be religious

[@chiefkeef8936]

+Mr Plainview We are not sick, simply just misunderstood. People like us make this society better.

[@SHUX-A7-13]

this is so well written hahah i love it, there's nobody like Jordan Schlansky

[@jessicad8686]

I'm convinced Jordan is like an Andy Kaufman-level of genius. There is no way he is authentically this awkward, which makes it all the more impressive that he's kept it up for so long.

[@me_mate_argyle]

Agreed. Karl Pilkington has a similar delivery and persona.

[@armenstaubach9276]

It’s acting, none of it is his authentic personality… tons of small signs here and there;

[@firesnakex8]

you're definitely correct. Even in glimpses when he is seen before he was initially interviewed he acted different

[@kenssd]

@@firesnakex8 and also there has been a few remotes now where Jordan is cracking up on camera

[@definitelynosebreather]

@@armenstaubach9276 It's probably his personality, just an exaggerate version 🙄. Conan said this many times, Andy said it, his co-workers said it, the guy that was his intern (forgot his name) said he was really this way. I don't know why so many people are still in disbelief, it's not like he's psychopath serial killer awkward. ^ And just because he laughs here and there doesn't mean he's not like this.

[@Tom-hb2ho]

5:55 damn he enter like German ss officer 😂

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Add some imperial marrch from his favourite movie and it makes sense.

[@definitelynosebreather]

even the time mark matches well

[@danielhaase6738]

😄

[@bradlemmond]

He did have a certain 'surveying the work camp" feel.

[@John_C_J]

He's clearly the superior being and he doesn't hide it. Also 5:18.

[@MasterofPuberty]

At the end Jordan's thinking, "I am dominating you with my mind!"

[@madbackwardscunt3469]

he has asperger

[@Egglemonguy]

+TheRealBumsklumpen no

[@alankeyz1]

hahahaha

[@TheGrumbliestPuppy]

I NEED MORE JORDAN

[@vmbp8756]

I do too!

[@ethiansjh]

+DJ Grumbles definitely agree with you

[@geckoisred]

gotta get me some fresh schlansky

[@Chesterton7]

Me too.

[@Stormspinner]

Comedians: Spends a lifetime honing the art of making people laugh Jordan: Being Jordan.

[@klieu90210]

"I don't want to do any physical labor"

[@ianthomas1201]

Murrica

[@matteoj5892]

ahahahah i lost it there

[@aaroneusjames2342]

how does he stay in shape tho

[@redplague]

Missed that on the first watch. They really need to quiet down the audience laughter on these.

[@janmichaelcjamisola]

@@redplague Ironically no one was laughing in that scene

[@em2012ish]

"He was toilet trained by Gianni Versace" 2:30 LMAO

[@retroboomer3197]

The Legend of Jordan Schlansky.

[@Synathidy]

Jordan: I want it. Realtor: We'll do it. WHOA.

[@binh48]

lol i lost it at "it is called window"

[@zonefitzgerald]

I know! "I finally figured out what you mean. Those are called WINDOWS."

[@dionysus951]

I can't believe someone like Jordan would buy a 300 dollar Gucci belt. But again, it's Italian.

[@andersrabenhansen5017]

I cant believe you spotted that and knew the price. You gay?

[@dionysus951]

Gucci belts are made to be noticed lol.

[@andersrabenhansen5017]

Dionysus Okay, dude :) I didn't notice it though because I don't care about brands or clothes :)

[@anwermardan1014]

Anders Raben Hansen it really dosen't make any sense that you would say someone is gay because he spots a gucci belt and the price, you say you dont care about clothes and branda but that says a lot about you...

[@MarcoLongoMusic]

* fake italian

[@mikekrotch1264]

Jordan Schlansky and Conan O’Brien: The Best Comedy Duo Ever

[@TheBanhagel]

Jordan is an amazing talent... capable of various tasks.

[@GoldLightSide]

"Is there a good school system here so I could look at the kids while they play in that yard." Lmao

[@BlockCylinder]

The Jordan bits are the best thing Conan has ever done.

[@mars.529]

Conan and Jordan's comedic chemistry is brilliant.

[@pauljoedominic]

Jordan is the most precious jewel that Conan excavated from his staff.

[@gurikn9289]

0:31-0:34 "I'm clean...very clean..." "...ok" LMAO

[@iamironclaw]

He's probably correct. I know it sounds weird, but I would also say the same about myself. I'm a guy who shaves my armpits, back, chest, even my ass (not gay). I find myself being clean... very clean (added this as I don't think most guys shave their ass, which makes me cleaner). Also, I use anal-douche every morning as I don't like poop in there. And don't get me started on my teeth :)

[@COBRAWILLY05]

I AM IRONCLAW! That sound really gay man

[@iamironclaw]

Willy Rempel I know, but I'm not. I just like feel clean and smooth :) Hair is so 70s.

[@brandonmondragon9913]

@@iamironclaw Okay douche bag

[@iamironclaw]

@Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen I was and is still 100% straight :). Just the thought of touching/seeing a naked man is revolting.

[@nammm3]

I had to replay 5:18 several times to hear what Jordan said, ''I don't want to do any physical labor''. This was a great skit

[@InfamousGFox]

"He's toilet trained by Gianni Versace" that made me L.O.L

[@andreteixeira8546]

That school joke might be one of the best jokes Conan has ever told on the spot.

[@seanrector5264]

they should have cast Jordan as Spock instead of zach quinto lol

[@SweetMamaG]

"Captain, there's an unidentified object warping our way. It's sleek, it's mysterious, it's fast, it's exciting,and there's a sense of the austere." ... "What in the fu...Red alert I guess?"

[@michaelkremling5359]

He's a Star Wars fan he hates the Trek

[@aydnofastro-action1788]

He IS Spok!

[@TheGsxrDemon]

Jordan Schlansky is Conan's Karl Pilkington.

[@rebh2602]

Exactly my thoughts!!!

[@jorgemanjarrez8261]

Eh. Jordan is more like Sheldon but more serious. Karl is... simple in a funny entertaining way.

[@hitachicordoba]

+Jake James Weird, innit?

[@thesprawl2361]

+Jake James Yep. The bits where Conan has to keep reiterating "he's really like this", or "this isn't scripted, he really talks like this"...that's pretty much exactly what Ricky and Steve kept saying on XFM when they first began drawing Karl out of his shell. Having said that, whilst I find Schlansky funny, Karl is something else. And I wouldn't watch Schlansky without Conan there taking the piss, whereas Karl's perfectly funny on his own.

[@ValladaoMateus]

+Jake James He's his Redban

[@aj19781978]

I wish every episode of Conan's show had a segment with Jordan!

[@slickrockcreek1]

I just can't get enough of the Jordan Schlansky clips, but it's not only his quirky personality that works it's also Conan's reactions.

[@jriegerhoule]

Huge fan of Jordan right here

[@jonathanwood8575]

You mean "Windows" - LMAO

[@communistjesus]

Jonathan Wood LMAO. ++±+++-------Dang, dude how do you POOP now?????

[@Lunaticohsyou]

connected to the outside woooooooooooooorld!.... crzy guy

[@thepurpleelephant2789]

"If I had a balloon full of acid, I'd throw it at you." -Conan (also me)

[@moniislam4646]

Best thing that's happened to me recently is finding these two absolute legends.

[@kamalaslamzada4778]

"he was toilet trained by Gionny Versace" lol seriously who sits like that?

[@weldingbrotha10]

Kamal Aslamzada... best line ever i died for 10 minutes after that...

[@mitchellcumsteen9220]

You’d think it would hurt your balls to sit like that.

[@user-pv5ms2gr8h]

D

[@canakyaputhra]

@@mitchellcumsteen9220 Well it hurt mine

[@yuhansungscoffee4565]

Gianni

[@UnlistedInvisibility]

Thanks a lot! Screw NBC and their copyright shit, without you, laughter by Conan is gone! Will you be uploading Jordan's Thanksgiving dinner? Been waiting to see that since everyone was telling me how funny that episode was

[@InflatableConan]

UnlistedInvisibility In the words of Ricardo Tubbs, "Chu got it, mayne!"

[@nyrangersfan6325]

He uploaded it!

[@UnlistedInvisibility]

NYRangersfan63 yeah and i saw it!

[@FireStormBaller]

+Inflatable Conans That's Michelle Tanner. "You got it dude."

[@ultraali453]

I used to watch this show from Pakistan when I was in my teens. I remember seeing the writer's strike "Meet Jordan Schlansky" clip when Conan was leaving. I used to love watching his show. He was my favorite comedian in the world.

[@sixStringJoker]

The delivery of the acid balloon, and the drawers sliding off, is amazing. Cracking up too hard! Conan is the best.

[@RonPaulRevolution500]

"Picture using your imagination" Mind exploded.

[@Nickuncle]

+Steve Robinson Mindception.

[@kthananan]

Hahahahaha toilet trained by Versace

[@reganwolf4405]

🤣😅👌🏼

[@imshaunnurse]

Jordan is one of the greatest method actors of all time. He's here this up for years

[@VeN0m88]

I only learned about Shlansky this month watching them in Italy. I feel like I just discovered the 1st Alien from Andromeda. He is hysterical and I love the chemistry between him and Conan.

[@multiestonian]

2:17 Jordan almost laughed :D

[@animaltj619]

Conans one eye look to camera at 5:17 after Jordan said " I dont want to do any physical labor" 🤣🤣

[@ppmalmsteen]

Conan's a genius at making things up on the spot

[@privatechannel7427]

Toilet trained by Versace is the best summation of Jordan Schlantsky

[@princesssadieloo]

Even in my darkest hour I can always count on Coco and Jordan to keep me up till 3 am laughing and shooting snot from the shits and giggles! Love ❤️ You Conan!

[@Mallrick]

give this man hes own show already plzzzz

[@Mallrick]

YSoSrs? i disagree

[@shoepermanbutthman2188]

I dont think it will work... it needs conan to mke Jordan work

[@transcendreality9065]

So Jordan Schlansky is where Robert Downey Jr. got his Tony Stark look... Conan and Jordan are legends

[@anthonyoliva9713]

Jordans favorite song from Rush is SEVEN CITIES OF GOLD !

[@RLviddy]

4:08 Conan describes my life.

[@ransom6892]

Must have been the part where he talks about Jordan coming out of the closet

[@hermanirascible3310]

The amount of airtime Jordan is given speaks highly of Conan’s generosity!

[@eafanboyssuck]

i fell into the Jordan Schalnsky rabbit hole.

[@busaef7443]

almost 10 years and it's still good.

[@supremeleadernugget2117]

I had a bad day today but these Conan videos are really making me laugh, this is what i love about Conan, he acts rude and harsh, but he’s a really nice guy and he’s genuinely talented

[@nattsurfaren]

How could I have missed this one. I thought I've see all Jordan Schlansky. I could binge watch anything with Jordan for weeks.

[@brandondavidson4085]

"Did you see the knives, Jordan?!" What chaotic energy.

[@aaroneusjames2342]

Conan was on fire with the Schlansky burns.

[@electricbayonet2]

Holy cow! A Conan and Jordan bit that I haven’t seen before?!

[@omgimgfut]

you are doing gods work by uploading these. thank you so much!

[@sachinrane4716]

4:05 I cannot comprehend Conan's humor anymore becuz it has exploded my dopamine nerves

[@NicolasGonzalez-yv8kt]

The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien.....oh how I miss that 1 week

[@wonderyearsdouche475]

Sick burn Delilah

[@blanefabin3492]

Conan is best ever

[@AngstyLady]

Ha ha! I love how Jordan purposefully was trying to creep out Conan at the end there when he came out on the stage . . you could tell he was trying not to laugh! ;)

[@manictiger]

6:18 Joke's on you Conan. He's been plotting your death for half a decade in more detail than anyone could ever find sane.

[@jordanrichardson1453]

This is why conan is an excellent comedian, him wit is impeccable

[@whatsgood4685]

These are my favorite episodes of Conan

[@nygarmik]

Conan&Jordan = comedic genius.

[@DemonsLikeZoos]

Why didn't he audition for Spock? he wouldn't even have had to act

[@aryanjain809]

This comment deserves more recognition!

[@slonky821]

he is acting, it's a lot more obvious in these older remotes

[@Birdyflu03]

Conan is the goat

[@BlitzHopB]

Best thing that happened to me in 2019 so far are those videos with those two!

[@zlee001]

this needs to be a show

[@GeoAl09]

2:48 - BANG direct hit lmaoo

[@Martinnn_]

lmaooo Right

[@johntraylor11]

This was the best of all the bits

[@kevinhill5596]

How can anybody give a Jordan skit a thumbs down??? Their chemistry is very great.

[@bodhixxx1]

I think I speak for most people I could listen to Jordan for HOURS I find him very intriguing.

[@mexicanosdelmundo]

5:20 "Did you see the knives, Jordan?" - stops himself - "... not now" xD

[@richamiga]

Jordan always cracks me up. He reminds me of a friend i once had. Conan i feel your pain..

[@bell.videography]

Conan is the funniest person that EXISTS!