Conan Furloughs Non-Essential Staffers | CONAN on TBS

[@misphit1]

Who is not essential? Everyone: Jordan Jordan: Everyone

[@seriousjoke99]

well according to jordan's logic, you are correct.. underrated comment, lmao

[@ac4185]

@@seriousjoke99 back in 1938 during the great uprising of the Slavo Erikstiens the weather in eastern Jamaica was 87.673 degrees which would indicate your comment is vastly superior.

[@udayyysharma1501]

@@ac4185 truth

[@jliu66-p1q]

@@ac4185 that’s a weather that needs air conditioning, as your name suggests!

[@joaquimrodriguez8961]

Yeah we heard, why are you repeating it🤷‍♂??

[@themagnusthorexperience5632]

"The choice to remain hydrated doesn't imply that I have no work to do." So simple, so true.

[@aniketshad]

The Magnus Thor Experience yeaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂

[@themagnusthorexperience5632]

@@aniketshad It is one of the best comebacks I've ever heard.

[@Fingerpopper]

I pressed ‘like’ because you had 599 likes and I got excited to see it turn over to 600. Regardless, I like your comment.

[@themagnusthorexperience5632]

ben colombia You’re a scholar and a gentleman!

[@Idontcommentonvideos]

@@themagnusthorexperience5632 szydlo?

[@simonogren1698]

Why is everyone hating on Jordan. He does his various task and duites

[@xtensionxward3659]

yeah and they're numerous !

[@chrismhp]

Can't hate a man who prepares his body in various ways.

[@drewdadonn9904]

...after her prepared his body in various ways🤣🤣

[@arielliu9599]

They don't hate him😂They just thought it funny to confront Conan with him hhhh

[@TylerDurden730]

@@arielliu9599 dont know if you're joking or you just dont get what they're saying

[@edwinsamuel5065]

What makes this truly wholesome is that in reality conan spent alot of his personal money to keep his staff when the move from NBC happened.

[@jorgevielmas1083]

Wow! I didn’t know that. Awesome for Conan 🙏🏻

[@Tonyhouse1168]

He’s still paying a lot of them half-wages while he and a small portion work on the podcast. Conan’s got a great heart and loyalty to his people

[@adrianschroeder2798]

@@Tonyhouse1168 I had managers that had hearts like Conan. Eventually I just couldn't cut it but they still offered to set me up with as much help as possible down the road and said I could always come back. It's a good world when there are leaders like that in it.

[@alexarul3124]

@@adrianschroeder2798 we got to pay it forward to the next guy/gal down the line .. keep the goodness going.

[@Jordidwaard]

@@jorgevielmas1083 he also payed the writers out of his own pocket during the writers strike, truly a class act.

[@groadoswaggins]

This clip has aged well.

[@NativeVsColonial]

No this has not, I can still re-watched this and have a good laugh xD

[@chromitehertz9016]

@@NativeVsColonial... that means it aged well.

[@NativeVsColonial]

@@chromitehertz9016 D:

[@ameliezhou8887]

The Non Smoker Hahaha you made me laugh too. Thank you!

[@thekingz4445]

@@NativeVsColonial r/whoooosh

[@OkieAllDay]

I thought this was for the Corona virus outbreak we are dealing with. Then I saw this was 7 years old. lol

[@youtubesucks898]

It was because of the essential and non essential employee question. It got me too, at first. Lol 🙂

[@cjc1216]

Same !

[@luckyjasonfan]

Exact same thing happened to me!!! Damn, KZbin recommendations!!! 😒😬😂😂

[@joeybulford5266]

Lmao I had no idea this was 7 years ago

[@VigilanteVegan]

Same! Sneaky KZbin.

[@TheHornswoggle]

The choice to remain hydrated doesn’t imply that I have no work to do. Classic Jordan

[@CultureShockAddict]

😂😂😂😂

[@__umbra]

Well he does have to do various things to work at peak performance. You wouldn't even know.

[@MHLegacy]

@@__umbra numerous, various, AND--let's not forget--assorted things. Such as preparing his body.

[@Hakuna_My_Tatas]

Along with, “I am trained in cardiopulmonary resuscitation”

[@frankprogrammer]

The Algorithm has no chill.

[@roodick85]

No chill at all

[@joco8632]

The algorithm is godly for bringing us here

[@thatoneaxe681]

The algorithm brought me here from a videoclip of a song about lacking toilet paper, the videoclip in question came out 20 days prior to this video

[@luckyjasonfan]

Exactly!!! From the title, I thought this was from Corona times!! 😬😩😂😂

[@zackjacobson1987]

That RONA

[@Ralph2]

Three letter word for vehicle that starts with 'c' is 'car'. That was savage improv.

[@justinwolander194]

thanks!

[@MrPickle-wj4se]

Thanks

[@polaroidproductions3198]

Yours

[@langtryvlogme]

Although it was savage and I loved it, I don't think it was improvised.

[@mreese8764]

Even better how she picks up the pen to write it down.

[@AppliedInsight]

Let's admit here that Jordan Schlansky is actually the last guy of the crew who is going to be fired.

[@locolopez75]

N sona

[@ben1ben2ben1]

Probably Sona

[@G_G_G_G_]

@@ben1ben2ben1 Jordan is a producer sona is a assistant.

[@ben1ben2ben1]

@@G_G_G_G_ There are plenty of "producers". Jordan is valuable more for his popularity with the fans than his actual job. I say Sona because she seems to be by far the closest personally with Conan and is also very popular with fans

[@G_G_G_G_]

@@ben1ben2ben1 I think finding a producer is harder than finding someone to drop off your Dry cleaning. But maybe that's just me.

[@jamesstutts1681]

Is anyone else on a Jordan Schlansky binge?

[@XplicitStory]

James Stutts I do that every few months. Well I just rewatch every Conan remote every few months

[@themagnusthorexperience5632]

@@XplicitStory I knew I couldn't be the only one who did that!

[@scythescathach5607]

How’d you know...I thought only my KZbin recommendations and history knew...XD

[@pippop8254]

James Stutts right here✋

[@thekaizobro9971]

Right here! 😂 this is like my 11th Jordan vid in a row

[@rajanworden4361]

In all seriousness, it's really cool of Conan to show the relationship he has with his staff. They probably aren't worried about their jobs at all, which is something really special that Conan can do for them.

[@LudaChez]

This comment is 3 weeks old? His show just ended 2 days before this comment. A vast majority of his staff is not going to his next show. I feel since Sona is his assistant for ages she will stay. He did take care of his staff during lockdown and such. Especially in the beginning I believe they still got paid a good chunk if not all their salaries. But his contract is over and he's finally walking away. Most of his staff has been with him for so long I imagine they won't be hurting for work.

[@LiburanSenang]

@@LudaChez the company is not just about conan's show. It's an actual production company owned by Conan en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conaco

[@LudaChez]

@@LiburanSenang Yes I am aware. And it was said that it was downsizing after the show ended. People that were with him for years will no longer be with him. It's moving to a much different format that doesn't need as much people. Supposedly Jordan will not appear in future Conan things at all.

[@mytube001]

@@LudaChez Oh how wrong that turned out to be! :)

[@AhmedAlqaisi]

"You just sold out the guy you sit next to." Rofl xD

[@dirtymindedscholar7139]

I read this when the video was at that moment! Damn 😂😂😂

[@AhmedAlqaisi]

+Dirty Minded Scholar lol how ironic. but man,Conan's comments are hilarious. he comes up with fantastically sarcastic responses to anything instantly. quickly became my favourite talk show host.

[@georgeofhamilton]

[awkwardly looks around] [nods]

[@Nickelodeon81]

😂

[@spaceye]

I feel like I know this office so well without even having set foot in it.

[@katiepaigeh12]

***** well said. i agree

[@exotiicchrome8435]

Is like the office

[@BlueJay88]

Conan is Michael Scott Andy is Jim Sona is Pam Lyndsay is Kelly/Angela Student driver girl is Meredith Kramer is Dwight/Andy Jordan Schlansky is Toby Will Ferrell is Todd Packer Blain (The Gamer dude) is Ryan Chris (The Taco Bell guy) is Stanley Am I missing anybody?

[@scottpeeples23]

BlueJay88 who’s Creed?

[@中村-r4m]

BlueJay88 I feel like Jordan is more like Dwight

[@RickACG]

IT guy explaining his duties to the average user with the most basic words possible

[@TitoTimTravels]

All he had to tell him was he was in charge of keeping the porn sites unblocked - essential! 😷

[@broodingstone958]

@@TitoTimTravels That joke is not funny. We hear that at least 3 times a day.

[@who_ami1459]

@@broodingstone958 I disagree I found various humor within that joke

[@JonnySublime]

Is there another word for email?

[@firecrackerjack68]

@@JonnySublime internet letter?

[@nobyra]

6:45 "you have the body language of Leah Harvard Oswald." It's insane to me how sharp Conan is. Not only analyzing Jordan's pose and cross reference it, remembering a specific picture of Leah Harvard.

[@apseudonym]

Having just watched a documentary in the JFK assassination, I thought to myself "he reminds me of somebody" but Conan had the wit to articulate it. I haven't laughed this hard in a while

[@kabob21]

It’s a scripted bit lmao I’m sure one of the writers came up w that

[@Lucks-3]

"Lee Harvard"

[@kieransoregaard-utt8]

@@kabob21 False. Conan knows how to do improv. Duh.

[@kieransoregaard-utt8]

Who the f** is Lee Harvard?

[@chaseorosco9017]

The funny thing is this is probably all irony; Jordan is probably one of the most essential parts of Conan's crew and that's what makes these funny.

[@doggomcd]

Well he ain't been held for so long if he wasn't

[@locolopez75]

That staff is no longer with conan

[@tmyfatmufo]

@@locolopez75 what? Everyone got fired? Lol

[@DragonTamer31K]

@@tmyfatmufo I think it's because they were brought in from NBC but now that he peaced out that makes sense

[@jspres86]

Nah, Sona’s the most essential.

[@LordFartamor]

I like how they show the same picture of Jordan everytime

[@JEPHD]

Probably the only pic they could snap with him looking at the camera lol

[@r_idk_lol]

They're probably different pics, but you can't see the difference

[@SGprooo]

Its for the show

[@RawhideProductions1]

Only known picture.

[@theflowerhead]

Me too. 😅

[@kaiden3374]

Jordan Schlansy is what happens when you put all your points in intelligence and none in charisma

[@HongFeiBai]

Haha!

[@marcusrim8167]

stick rpg?

[@mariahreed2478]

I love this comment 😂

[@havek23]

Physical charisma he might have, he takes good care of himself but yeah lol

[@amaljudejoseph5066]

Ah a man who plays fallout

[@itsrightbehindyou]

Chris Hayes saying "I make sure that you get your email" is a super good statement. Even if he doesn't directly manage people getting their emails, it's a good sales pitch. Everyone clearly understands how important getting email is for their life. We need email. We need this guy!

[@Commander_Shepard.]

I like how he gets the "Essential" stamp just as he finish saying the word "email" 😄

[@joeparsons8756]

Funny how Jordan was the only person actually doing work when Conan came in, he probably works more than any of the people who sold him out lol

[@koopatroopa187]

+Joe Parsons That's why they sold him out. He makes them look bad.

[@Psyware]

+Joe Parsons It's a fking show, understand that

[@koopatroopa187]

Maurien Moret That's clearly one of the many assorted, various tasks that he does throughout the day.

[@Blood0cean]

+Joe Parsons not on friday

[@UchihaGin]

+Joe Parsons it's a joke.. come on..

[@junkmail7590]

Conan, if you read Jordan's manual before you bought him you would know that the average T-1435 android needs at least of 20032 oz of water in order to properly cool its internal processing cores and graphical analysis chips

[@BanditLeader]

Yeah so? Jordan said he drinks 156oz. He didn't say he used 156oz

[@junkmail7590]

His internal common language translator software instructed him based on a complex system of algorithms that he should say drinks instead of used

[@Chugins]

+Bandit Leader he wants to appear more human, as not to induce the display of anti android sentiments in the workplace. He is not doing a good job.

[@raiden490]

lmao

[@nickis_demons]

+Junk Mail omg theres s second jordan schlansky

[@Alex98284]

These Conan remotes are one of my favourite things on youtube

[@bobc2183]

me too.

[@sanghoonlee5171]

The Sona bit was effing hilarious. God that woman is adorable

[@kieransoregaard-utt8]

Whoa calm down buddy

[@djmichaelm3301]

It’s probably been said a buttload of times already, but leaving NBC, at least for the viewers, was the best decision Conan could have been made.

[@Funktaro5]

Don't sell the old Late Night with Conan O'Brien short. That was great stuff. He was basically a neutered version of himself on the Tonight Show, though.

[@SKhan-zp7lc]

@Alden Buyer been forced into betterment

[@metoo6247]

@@SKhan-zp7lc =) hell yea

[@nofurtherwest3474]

Why is that?

[@metoo6247]

@@nofurtherwest3474 Because purple was and is the belittling of egotistical drieling

[@kennytee6882]

If Jordan Schlansky ever leaves or is fired, we riot.

[@huzaifafaheem6382]

I agree

[@sokhaphadonith8753]

Kenny Tee brooo, I'm with you

[@2011blueman]

He's not really employable anywhere else, so definitely wouldn't leave the show.

[@andreashort310]

+Leggo My Ego I would employ him. I wouldn't even demand any kind of work from him, I'd just pay him to stick around and be weird.

[@ihndcihbdehxubdeihcbdeih9836]

Don't worry... We will start a Crusade when necessary

[@AntonisExplores]

Who else binge watched all jordan clips ? do more like this

[@philipp2236]

k

[@xtraflo]

+exto cy lol, Yup. Jordan talking about his Darth Vader masked is what sparked it for me :)

[@AntonisExplores]

lol is only getting better once you go to the order once. gets weirder and funnier right ?

[@xtraflo]

exto cy Yeah and a much deeper tale also.

[@god-son-love]

Not all, but numerous.

[@Kmichaelcook87]

6:56 “You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald” may be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 😂 I’ve heard it a dozen times at this point and I’m still almost in tears 😂😭

[@nikowhipolio6322]

I feel I am essential

[@airmarshal]

Various ways of essential

[@olivierletellier8280]

You re logicly sound

[@theosiristsunade]

I think it’s fully how you bullshit your way through everything lol

[@arunkumarchandrasekaran2653]

I'm sure about that. I'm sure you have prepared your body in various ways to be essential 😂😂😂

[@lucaswitte2716]

You don't feel anything

[@holdenjackson1984]

"Is there anybod-" "Jordan Schlansky"

[@fitzshawn5268]

garin fl lmao

[@Gobbbbb]

"I-" "Jordan Schlansky"

[@sandybeach123]

Sorry, but I laughed WAY too hard at your comment, and I thank you for that.

[@klaricaleks]

I hope people noticed the label in front of his office -> "Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian" Hahaha lost it

[@danlosdaelealqueza549]

hahhaa, i had to rewatch it to notice that, dayum you're one observing fella.

[@rafaelsot01]

Hahahahahaha, yes, you're right! i just had to adjust the video speed to see the label xD

[@CocoOPNY]

Thank you for pointing that out -- that's hilarious!!!!

[@TheAnantaSesa]

And he really does look like lee harvey oswald. @ 6:48

[@mulugetakejela6126]

Jordan is actually very charming. He just works so hard not to break when Conan is naturally joking

[@TheTuubster]

Schlansky is essential just because the show can produce numerous comedy segments with him. Only with him.

[@domdidomdom]

on various topics

[@mr.clippy7815]

domdidomdom On numerous occations.

[@Darkstalker212]

Various ways..

[@mrblaoblao6981]

Numerous. Various. Assorted.

[@JjM91084]

people keep saying it's scripted but the assistants did a reddit interview and the most asked q was if Jordan was like this in real life and the assistants said yes and it wasn't a gimmick. Conans lucky cuz it's comedic gold. It's like a real life dwight k. schrute

[@Akoalawithshades]

And WWE is real.

[@JjM91084]

Mikey Mike Mikey lol weak

[@grammarcommunist820]

Mikey Mike Mikey he has asbergers

[@YKDDS91]

Ian Long Asperger's or Ass burgers?

[@JjM91084]

***** Boom!

[@stephenday3901]

“You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald” will now be my new favorite phrase

[@davidjones-vx9ju]

how is that funny?

[@Rayonnant2753]

@@davidjones-vx9ju Because Lee Harvey Oswald was deranged, very similar to DeNiro's character in Taxi Driver. This manner of comparison is a comedic way of expressing to someone that he/she is a weirdo.

[@user-yp3oj5se1i]

@@davidjones-vx9ju He has the body language of a patsy.

[@bradleystevens9833]

I haven't even watched the video yet, but thanks to this awesome comment, I know it will be good. Plus it's Conan.... hahaha

[@emanuelmota7217]

@@davidjones-vx9ju Maybe you should go back to watching Jimmy Fallon.

[@TheLaughArmy]

This man is everything. Host, spiritual leader of 10,000 staff, President of Conan show... He even is his own superhero

[@kiki4910]

Real-life Michael Scott

[@MrCheese201]

4:27 "Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian"

[@elaith80]

+Aren Balian I'm italian, i always have the feeling that he's the kind of guy who's able to try to teach me how to eat and drink wine in an italian way!!

[@Jackleber]

Great eye

[@rishujeetrai5780]

Conan's spot-on improvs and Jordan's genius replies. This is art.

[@KindaSorta451]

Add Jordan's name on any video and I'll automatically click on it

[@AnonymousSnails]

Lmao same

[@poseygrrl]

+Sam A A friend and I just discovered we have a mutual interest in Jordan Schlansky...I like that friend so much more now.

[@crackshot1234]

+Rachel Strickland thats a friend for life right there

[@Ph0be]

Guess that means he's essential

[@mauryj.3415]

true

[@averagestudent1158]

Jordan is smart. Making himself a fan favourite recurring character. He can just sit there all day and the show still won't fire him.

[@manishravikumar7600]

78 oz of water. Conan : what're you a weeping willow?😂

[@gawddessgospel]

Manish Ravikumar 🤣🤣🤣

[@paulsdancing5429]

One thing for sure Conan's employees are not scared of the boss, which means that all the employees love the boss. Rerun, but enjoyable to watch in coronavirus isolation.

[@influennzapyloric4073]

- How often do you urinate in a day? - Ideally once an hour. - Why ideally? - Well I have to make sure my urine is clear.

[@PlantingAshley]

Influennza Pyloric i wonder if he has kidney stones. I have stones and im supposed to drink that much too but i cant its IMPOSSIBLE

[@billydavidcom]

@@PlantingAshley It's not impossible. You're actually supposed to have very light yellow pee whether you have stones or not. I keep a water bottle around all the time and sip all day... and pee every hour.

[@QuasiELVIS]

@@billydavidcom unless you have a really small bladder every hour seems excessive and disruptive. 2 or 3 litres per day should be plenty. 15 like Jordan says is crazy.

[@VanguardEternal]

@@billydavidcom isn't peeing every hour correlated to the start of type 2 diabetes, especially among obese people? Drinking lots of water is good, but peeing once an hour isn't normal, according to medics worldwide is it?

[@QuasiELVIS]

@Don't Fear The Reaper I don't know why I wrote 15, that's obviously wrong. 4.6L is still heaps though.

[@ibtgb2]

The fact that Conan just pulled out and accurate Lee Harvey Oswald diss on the spot shows just how much of a history buff he really is. Dudes like a genius

[@evertime123]

"The people who need to know already know" "Eliminated with no visible difference in air" *HITMAN*

[@Deloria]

I revisit the Jordan Schlansky files often, but it never ceases to amaze me how somebody so serious works for a comedy show.

[@bluesteel8376]

It's a joke lol...

[@tomoakley760]

Comics like Conan often pair well with a straight man, he can just deadpan while Conan escalates the absurdity. Dynamic as old as comedy itself.

[@AlterEg024]

Conan is a genius for these skits

[@tobluetoblack]

I love how there's casual fans of talk show hosts, but then there's the Conan fans. and we're hardcore.

[@mkpersad]

Holy smokes! I didn't realize this was an old video from 2013. I thought it was current and related to the 2019 shutdown. I guess history does in fact repeat itself.

[@user_fake]

Same here

[@markfoster1520]

Repeatedly!

[@dafyddil]

Yep, just not because the president was throwing a tantrum over getting us to pay more taxes for something that was supposed to be free that’s supposedly to fix a crisis that it wouldn’t even fix anyway

[@dafyddil]

BagOfDicks healthcare that helps some people vs a wall that’s totally ineffective, huge waste of money, and a scam on Americans who were told we wouldn’t have to pay for it. Also idk how unaffordable it is for you but for me it’s great. Also to people with preexisting conditions. Maybe the republicans shouldn’t have gutted the original plan OR proposed something better! Instead they just wanna scrap it and pull the plug on all the people depending on medical care.

[@MossManK]

Funny how Trump hasn't repealed or replaced it after two years in office. Your whataboutism is tiresome.

[@giraffeorganic]

Jordan looks like a man with great ambition. I have no doubt he could run the entire behind the scenes operation alone and still have time to drink 156 fucking ounces of water and ideally urinate every hour.

[@vuthysitha7894]

Organic Giraffe No !! It just pretending to be smart

[@_VISION.]

Expound on how he's pretending.

[@schadestreams8068]

Brita. It's just a specific brand of pitcher that has a built in filter for the water.

[@Tfreezy259]

You should really only urinate 6 times a day FYI lol

[@bobhappyman]

urine luck

[@notachili-head]

12/19/2019- I began a journey. A binge watching journey... of this man named Jordan Schlansky.

[@paige393]

Not A Chili-Head same!

[@mohitoBhau5499]

Me too man. I'm losing time over here, I've lost track of what's going on now. Hahaha.

[@paige393]

Mohit Kalro oof😂😂

[@susuho675]

Beginning mine today, Jan. 21, 2020

[@minetruly]

I have embarked on the same journey.

[@mathi9084]

6:30 : I just love that moment. Conan's attempt to (falsely) CONTAIN his ANGER towards Jordan somehow SUMS UP their entire chemistry.

[@dracolnyte]

4:29 i find it funny that conan changed Jordan's title on the door card to "one cranky fake italian" lol

[@Unnam3dGam3r]

fake Italian, ahahhahahahahah

[@fudzzz]

lmfao! how the hell did you catch that?! nice one!

[@dallas5609]

It's actually at 4:27 haha

[@jordanhiggins5860]

Jordan: any staff member could be eliminated with no visible result on air Andy:

[@uz7688]

: ???

[@liquidsnake6879]

Conan did it without Andy for the longest time so the statement stands lol, unless Conan quit the show would continue as normal

[@drestep4830]

he sounded like a villan when said that line

[@MisaelMatute76]

@@liquidsnake6879 Yep, remember at some point they didn't even have writters...

[@wildfreak3067]

@@MisaelMatute76 Yeah if I remember correctly it was a NBC writer's strike and they had to do the show for a month without them.

[@seimolddickhead5552]

156 oz of water is 4.6 liters. Your welcome.

[@W0lverineable]

well that is still alot of water 2-3 litres is totally enough

[@seimolddickhead5552]

Raul Mejia r u di grammer polizei?

[@moracomole8090]

+Crow Max I drink 6 liters of of water at work alone in the summer

[@CliffuckingBooth]

+Seim Old DickHead Thanks not that much actually.Its basically double time of what is "normal"and he is right staying hydrated is good especially for the kidneys.And I believe Jordan also do lots of workout.So when you think about it that particular sketch is not very funny :/

[@seimolddickhead5552]

CharlesFBronson yeah i also drink around 4 liters in the summer. But we laugh to whatever they play the auto laugh on.

[@ronycamacho7132]

Conan is like Michael from “The Office” and Jordan is like Toby from HR.

[@Sabertoothlive]

Jordan is nothing like toby lol

[@Jamfogerty]

Jordan is like Sheldon Cooper

[@firecrackerjack68]

To be more specific, Conan in character is like Michael Scott who graduated from Harvard.

[@TheSushiSnatcher]

Except this show is pretty funny and The Office stinks!

[@manictiger]

Not essential? Jordan is completely essential! Just not for any of the reasons he was hired for.

[@poponachtschnecke]

If Jordan Schlansky published a health book, I would probably buy it.

[@Solfurica]

anyone watching this during the 2019 government shutdown

[@jezeremyhubert]

I'm watching during the 2020 shutdown.

[@CultofThings]

Yup

[@fifidebruxelles]

yep

[@theoneandonly5291]

Yezzir

[@ZombieAndroid]

Wow. I never thought that many people come back to watch old Conan videos.

[@spurslegacy]

Out of the blue “you have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald” WHAT LMFAOOOOOO

[@alipaloba398]

Even if that line was completely scripted, I still have no idea how someone would even thing of that

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

In his free time, Conan compares Jordan to various killers

[@TheGrimHHH]

@@alipaloba398 Conan is completely fascinated by US history and anything involving the mandates of each president, so this coming from him is actually expected.

[@aeddfe3175]

@@alipaloba398 I believe Conan's remotes are totally unscripted, maybe they told them to say jordans' name but their reactions and convos feel natural-

[@BoshPlays]

I love Sona. She's gorgeous and has a great sense of humour.

[@paullambert3836]

i love her laugh girls with beautiful smile and laugh a lot are hot

[@worthlessburger7]

I love Sona b/c she's thick af.

[@neemaanjaa1]

She has no sense of humor.

[@DaHans360]

I agree

[@MrZer000]

She is dumb, a liar and a rat... your standarts must be really low if u like her...

[@gonzolives4205]

"You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald" LMAO

[@Jo-es1db]

I agree with that quote

[@fjjenkins7977]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@deedub3]

I came here to applaud this joke

[@parkertodd8897]

Schlansky is probably a complete badass

[@MatrixDiscovery]

He rides a scooter to work.

[@parkertodd8897]

smasila good point :)

[@make0urday66]

smasila he rides a vespa to work lol

[@CriticalPosthumanism]

Parker Todd or a complete psycho

[@iiDoomsday]

d3af Yeah, I'm going to go with psycho

[@jerymie6708]

To be honest jordan have a huge role on conan show. -Working along with the producer to develop program concepts and ideas -Project research, gathering information and knowledge from available resources -Hiring, arranging and organizing crew members and supervising production personnel -Coordinating set construction, supervise lighting and sound plans -Making sure that the video or audio segments are in the correct broadcast order -Additional operational duties such as managing the budget, generating financial reports and status updates -Active involvement in the creative side of the job by pitching ideas, helping to develop stories and scripts and suggesting improvements

[@TaraSoriano]

Exactly , managing various responsibilities and tasks

[@beckeras8848]

I think Jordan Schlansky is actually the most important in your staff Conan.

[@DragonTamer31K]

Lasted longer than anyone

[@user-xs3og8us3d]

JORDAN > Conan

[@danshotguns4226]

=the joke

[@BenLinn]

"double that" "double 78?" "correct." "you drink 160-some odd ounces of water a day?" "156." *drops Brita*

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

😂😂 “buying a pie online”

[@999xxkharn]

ICE CUBE VS JORDAN who will laugh first

[@MoreKevinLiang]

Jordan doesn't laugh, so by default he wins

[@tuomast9572]

cosmicquandary I have to correct you a little bit, Jordan doesn't know how to/can't laugh so that's why he would win.

[@MoreKevinLiang]

Gangsta Jesse I'm going to say that those are prerequisites for "doesn't laugh". So therefore my statement still holds true.

[@tempuramonster]

kurtis kupiszewski Jordan broke a laugh in the 'couples counseling' video

[@MrChrisromero3]

cosmicquandary Watch the couples therapy video. He cracks. That's the only time I've seen him smile. I love his charecter with Conan's childish humor.

[@Lee-gc9tn]

I love how comfortable sona is around Conan

[@crushbent]

4:27 the sign outside Jordan's office. 😂

[@deckard1779]

"One Cranky Fake Italian" LOL, never noticed that!

[@spldustm8370]

Thought it said twice Italian. Thanks for pointing it out

[@102200052]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rikardz1986]

Nice caught

[@leehitt4704]

I just gave you your 500th like.

[@WingedEternitys]

Conan is such a nice dude. His employees have done multiple fireable things, and yet he hasn’t fired them yet.

[@vicky248123]

Especially Jordan when you consider him coming late and his espresso stunt. I love that Conan just sees these sorts of things as comedic opportunities and recognizes that they're actually good at they're jobs.

[@indraneelacharya8785]

Their *

[@leontrotsky8676]

@@vicky248123 Jordan Schlansky is a character, that's all he is. Watch videos of him breaking character.

[@whyintheworldamiallowedsuc400]

@@leontrotsky8676 No, he's not a character. Him "breaking character" is him laughing, because people laugh. It's out of the ordinary for him obviously but it's him.

[@whyintheworldamiallowedsuc400]

@@Pariteasto I doubt she would because it's not

[@thephoenixxy]

"People who need to know, already know" - you don't get so see Conan getting slapped that often :v Gotta love these two, lol.

[@emilyknowlton8602]

I love him. Jordan is painfully honest and specific.

[@Epiousios18]

"The choice to remain hydrated doesn't imply that I have no work to do." - Jordan Schlansky 2013

[@markgoggin4776]

Jordan is the man, if I ever need a lawyer I’m tracking him down

[@QuasiELVIS]

Personally I'd track down an actual lawyer if I needed a lawyer.

[@Rattenhoofd]

He's gonna do an amazing job charming the jury.

[@conantribe]

I would kill to work at Conan

[@RyuJinh]

Murderer!

[@dementedsquirrel1329]

That's what Jordan said...

[@aminetouhami4095]

Happyness

[@Contradae]

that's what Jordan did...

[@cryospyros8959]

Pranjal Gupta oooooh burn. was that a burn?

[@bryanbell7816]

Sona is a sweetheart of a person. God Bless her and all the staff that work for/with Conan.

[@rubert134]

I was about to say something about social distancing and then noticed that this was from 2013.

[@ddebenedictis]

I thought it was current too until I heard the audience laughing.

[@rmpbklyn6063]

i was about to say

[@thefatjedi]

@@ddebenedictis nice

[@luckyjasonfan]

@@ddebenedictis Same!!! I thought Conan was at home at first!! 😅😅😅😅

[@itadapeeza8559]

OK Karen

[@livedeliciously]

This guy is never getting fired. Too much funny.

[@bobray8978]

Every time he puts jordan schlansky on air it's actually gold. The italy trip was hilarious.

[@JA-ev7om]

*"you have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald."* That was so specific & true. 🤣😂🤣

[@cleander97]

Having Conan as a boss must be a lot of fun!

[@Spynug]

Except when you get fired but you think it's a skit

[@mexicanosdelmundo]

6:40 "You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald" 😂 LOL!

[@paxcallow]

*[ESSENTIAL]*

[@whywouldyoudothat2033]

Whenever I'm tired from work, I just watch any clips of this guy. Freaking hilarious. Somehow decreases that stress you've had for the day

[@MCshadr217]

After recently finding out what an AP actually does, Jordan did A LOT for Conan, but when you see what they do, it is hard to describe what they do, or even understand what they do.

[@onjofilms]

KZbin knew this video was pertinent today and presented it to me.

[@andi5262]

onjoFilms That’s what I was thinking.

[@chrisbush473]

It is in fact...ESSENTIAL

[@trkrla5113]

onjoFilms...and...with that funny man 'MUG'...no doubt!

[@Phoenix-yh6ec]

Same

[@ericcartman5166]

You call it magic, we call it AI. ;)

[@firingoneight3088]

Conan never fires anyone.. he prefers to punish mistakes through the medium of humiliation in front of the nation and I respect that

[@rafif549]

“The body language of Lee Harvey Oswald” 😂😂 What a great call!

[@orochi316]

"Give me one name of non-essent-" "Jordan Schlansky."

[@giofool7880]

I like it when every time Jordan's name was mentioned there's always a picture that pops up

[@lordstinson8095]

I think they should make a sitcom titled *Conan & Jordan*. That would be one hell of a sitcom. XD

[@ItsRainingSteak]

Nice prediction

[@dragonsoul130]

"The people who need to know already know" - Jordan Schalansky, 2014

[@chelsea9493]

"You just sold out the guy next to you" 'nods'

[@RRRRobbbb]

Conan has been trying to break Jordan Schlansky for like a decade and has had zero luck. Guy is made of cast iron.

[@MrKurtyP]

Shlansky & Pilkington would be amazing

[@SavannahThomas-gu7pm]

Oh my god yes

[@Bradhunter33]

kurt pullen Dude. You are a casting God. Great pairing.

[@rebeccahicks4949]

Honestly, they would get on each others nerves. Maybe that would be amazing.

[@AB-gz9yb]

I need this in my life now

[@danielhughes6549]

They would hate each other.... it would be wonderful

[@dylandlp19]

I swear, Conan is the funniest guy on television!

[@paxluvnow3437]

he's hilarious, you cia shill!

[@largol33t1]

All the others are TERRIBLE and are alwayyysss shoving their dirty politics in our faces. Conan just goes around trolling his co-workers and is still funnier than they could ever be.

[@beastfromthemiddleeast6369]

@@largol33t1 did trump tell you to say that?

[@treetrain]

"the people that need to know already know" -that is a boss mafia answer!

[@jumpinjakeflash1]

NEVER get tired of Conan. What a comic genius.

[@Law19157]

lol! I love these short bits...I wish it was longer very entertaining

[@moinuddinsag]

My boss : What do you do in office Me : "The people who need to know already know". Next day looking for a new job😂

[@bhambabean1192]

"You have the body language of Lee Harvey Oswald" is the greatest insult Conan has delivered to Jordan lol.