Conan Travels - "Conan Interrogates Pierre Bernard" - 3/13/07

[@BayandBeyondFishing]

Finding some old Conan gems during this quarantine... Pierre pieces were the best

[@shahermyonez6647]

Yet boi

[@SassyP17]

@Ben he said on his twitter this week that when they streamlined the show in 2017/2018, they cut most of the remaining original team, including him.

[@sadiesleepwalker646]

His stuff is that weirdly perfect, better than any that celebrity

[@Mysta-Kun]

You just completely left Jordan Schlansky

[@Catalina._]

Jordan is better and he's not a pervert

[@Bondisaurus]

It’s amazing how loyal Conan’s team is. They all moved out to LA!

[@michaelpaz1656]

Its what happens when you treat people right

[@KetchupOverdose]

Michael Paz :’) beautiful

[@Jason_Van_Stone]

Not Joel 😃

[@othmaneibnoussina8988]

Conan is like the best boss in the history of mankind

[@tpad6]

@@othmaneibnoussina8988 I'm a better boss ((:

[@donzaloog1400]

This is one of the most hilarious bits Conan's ever done. A real classic.

[@dylandestpern3783]

donzaloog1400 no it wasn't. it was chilling to watch.

[@donzaloog1400]

+Dylan de St Pern True. My mistake. It was a horrifying experience.

[@doderiolarkisso4038]

aww poor babby

[@WorkshopPops]

donzaloog1400 hi,you wrote that 5 years ago,I wonder how you feel now?he does so many great bits?

[@XTRABIG]

Im just seeing this.... Wow. I can't stop laughing

[@eetuanquin1330]

Conan O'Brien : employer of weird employees

[@deadeyes2803]

jordan schalansky

[@millizaable]

Weird but obviously talented... 😀

[@honeybabou6119]

He's weirder than them. Physically at least.

[@Jackaroo.]

@@honeybabou6119 Like a sack of potatoes on stilts.

[@guyguy9670]

Weird employer of weird employees

[@elaith80]

Pierre must be a really nice guy, or a hidden serial killer. hadn't got the time to figure it out.

[@ChrisXIllustratesXGaming]

Both.

[@Winteramen]

well, at that point in the interview he hadn't been killing for a long time, killing for a long time, killing for a long time

[@nikthinks]

Hello fellow traveller.

[@FireStormBaller]

He’s a serial killer

[@Sarah_Gravydog316]

he can be both.

[@flatearth2741]

no one seems to be bothered that he said "I havent been killing for a long time"

[@GardenYourHeart98]

tun tun tuuuuuuuuun!

[@wolverineiscool7161]

lolol

[@JEMurl]

Squeaky voice: "killing for a long time"

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

If you live in LA... Rip u, by PB

[@optimisticsoul2338]

@@AleksandarIvanov69 is PB dead

[@williamjameslehy1341]

Conan should do an episode where it's just an hour long, silent staring contest between Jordan and Pierre.

[@_birdie]

Jacob Hoss you are a genius haha just picturing that is making me laugh 😆

[@boppob1343]

He no longer works at Conan :(((

[@sagmasteriscool405]

Wait @dogeman who? Jordan or Pierre?

[@wolverineiscool7161]

Jordan would win...although piere would likely kill jordan and have him made as a lamp...but then again jordan is pretty buff

[@alamaniac]

@@sagmasteriscool405 Pierre

[@Winchester-xw8uy]

The way Conan sets up Pierre is so great....

[@Winteramen]

8:57

[@Winteramen]

Chilling...chilling...

[@timgreenwald1043]

Conan might be a smart serial killer himself. He set this all up just to get Pierre's prints on his murder tools.

[@geloamiote]

We've never heard from Tim Greenwald since he stated these words on the internet.

[@projectalpha22_va]

​We haven't heard from Geloamiote since he stated these words on the internet.

[@marctoonz813]

​We haven't heard from Projectalpha22_va since he stated these words on the internet.

[@LePageChannel]

Pierre Bernard is basically the first Jordan Shlansky.

[@martinadrianarcenas867]

i love schlansky but he is a fake italian.. pierre is just pierre😄

[@wolverineiscool7161]

@@martinadrianarcenas867 No, he is one crafty fake Italian

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

Jordan worked longer at Coco, so Jordan is the first Jordan

[@NathanaelTan]

@@wolverineiscool7161 cranky, not crafty

[@canalkevinjordan]

Jordan is admirable in his stoicism. Pierre is um... not so much a role model lol

[@Crmsnraider]

Remember watching this when it originally aired; we've been robbed of more Pierre Bernard. Jordan took over and we should have both!

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

No thanks, Jordan is better

[@ligregni]

Jordan, Aaron, Pierre, Kramer and not to forget a true rockstar Sona, they are all fantastic!

[@mrgreen2258]

Pierre was laid off in 2017

[@martinnaranjo3185]

_Do you play the bass?_ *_no_*

[@brushingtonmcdurrr9790]

I don't play the bass either 😳

[@scsi_joe]

The fact that he doesn't play the bass and his neighbours heard some vibration, makes it very suspicious

[@estoylaroca]

No wonder I haven't seen any more Pierre Bernard. From a reddit comment (his account) he said that he got laid off in 2017. And that he found it strange that no mention of him being laid off from the show was ever mentioned, especially considering the part he played in the show (or remotes, much like Jordan). And it's true, the mannequin remote was so memorable, and him as a "character" as well. He does seem weird, but from the looks of it, he is just like a yes man of sorts, always game for any shenanigans that Conan has... but still staying true to his own interests. In contrast to Jordan... Jordan doesn't act.

[@DrHeinzy]

Damn shame

[@mikedoubleuagain2594]

I really wish they showed and performed more skits with this guy. Can’t believe this is the first time seeing this.

[@djcj]

this is art

[@VanzLogan]

Pierre is honestly such a team player lol. And you can tell how good of a relationship Conan has with his staff

[@n0isyturtle]

Been a Conan fan for a long time, how have I missed this bit? One of the funniest ones I've seen!

[@XTRABIG]

I'm just seeing this today. I can't stop laughing!😂😂😂

[@transcribemusic]

Any time I find a Conan skit that I have seen yet, my day is made! Thank you so much and PLEASE return to Late Night TV!!!

[@adamdesanti6713]

For the current generation, this style of interviewing is very in the spirit of Barbara Walter's 20/20 "deep" interviews of the era, complete with soft lighting to make her look better. And the over-the-top music, slow-motion and editing is parodying similar to techniques used in exploitative, sensationalist "expose" shows from the 90's like Hard Copy that use them to mould public opinion around a certain point of view. Just a brilliant bit, one my most favourite things Team Coco has done.

[@PEZenfuego]

I love that the show has horizontal bars to change the aspect ratio and then modern monitors display it with vertical bars to change the aspect ratio again.

[@GNWP67]

Conan being ridiculous: "You seem very comfortable holding that. You knew to grip it at the bottom." Pierre the voice of reason:"Well where else would I have gripped it??"

[@danielcolon2193]

That was so funny

[@treetrain]

I can't believe I never saw this one!! These are great comedy

[@TEENYcharma]

The editing got so much better once Conan got his own show

[@kamratframjandet]

He barely move his lips when talking.

[@jujuyee2534]

annoying af

[@SCUMMY4205]

Well I'm assuming as he grew up he never really fit in so he probably had/has social anxiety, and as such never got to work on his social skills until his adult life. He was probably very reserved and quiet as a kid. Hes an oddball for sure but ive met weirder people. One of my cousins is practically mute and she was just born like that. But when she does talk its similar as in she doesn't really move her lips and just kinda mumbles words through her teeth. Some people are just like that.

[@fennecinspace]

"Cause i haven't been killing for a long time ..." These clips are gems ..

[@BIZARBIES]

One of my favorites!! I remember seeing this when it aired and I had tears in my eyes... I lost it with the spray bottle for sweet.

[@ligregni]

sweat*

[@BATJAX]

"I'm one of the greatest... fantastic cereal killers of the 20th-century"

[@jake4318]

BATJAX serial*

[@Reub3]

no. no. I think cereal sounds a lot more interesting. Where's my captain crunch lol

[@fart7505]

I also watched the video

[@heyeveryoneimcool]

Me too.

[@DeathBringer769]

Yea, I kill some cereal every morning too. It's so delicious how can you not just "kill" that bowl of cereal instantly? ;) (If you eat your food really fast, I've heard it said in slang terms, many times, something like "Dude, you just KILLED that plate of wings!" So yea, it does work, joking or not, lol.)

[@CLSGL]

“Or maybe a bass” “.....Do you play the bass?” “No :)”

[@dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz4463]

Just remove laughing sounds and its terrifying

[@missmex7876]

Thank you America for conan!

[@missmex7876]

***** his family originate from Ireland but conan was born in the US.

[@missmex7876]

***** it's cool. Either way, conan is a funny man.

[@Wings_of_foam]

70-80% of Americans originates from Europe lol.

[@s3dchr]

And for Pierre!

[@gromtex5462]

The only good thing that america bring to world.

[@hh7407]

I hear his words so clearly but I hardly see his mouth move. That is a talent in itself.

[@benadrylthundercrotch7144]

I wonder what Pierre is doing now. I hope he's happy. In his dungeon.

[@robertshell3024]

I wish I worked with Conan back then .. I need a boss like him.. who gets my strangeness!!!!

[@solidkingcobra]

The interview reminds me of The Simpsons episode where Homer was interviewed because he was accused of sexual harassment. It such a classic bit that this video certainly evokes that. I can't believe Jordan gain more prominence in the later years when Pierre is equally entertaining as well.

[@deletedwaffles]

Still less creepy than Jordan.

[@s.r.8564]

Simon Vs The World I like them both, they are hilarious

[@gilwood7530]

Thats funny

[@_birdie]

different creepiness

[@Winteramen]

Jordan's not creepy. Just kind of a robot. Pierre...he knows that eventually there be another insane person to replace him

[@M3Lucky]

@@Winteramen LOL

[@arnoldfreeman2885]

This is on of my favorite videos on the internet. it’s funny enough on its own, but damn it really takes me back to that era of television.

[@saiyanleague653]

We need to see Pierre and Jordan together

[@invictussupremus5832]

They were in a sketch together! The thanksgiving dinner with Conan I think

[@definitelynosebreather]

it feels like a crossover between characters from different universes

[@NipponCat]

4:34 {Camera turns black and white while panning and zooming onto Pierre's suspicious face as chilling music plays.} Conan: There could be only ONE explanation, Pierre Bernard is a SERIAL KILLER. 5:15 Conan: Do you play the base? Pierre: No Music: DUUUUNNNNN {a saw cutting is heard in the background} 6:33 Conan: Care to take exception to the fact that I called you a killer, a MURDERER! {Camera pans to Pierre's face as suspicious music plays.} 7:18 Conan: Do you mind if I take this back? Pierre: No, please. Conan: SHE deserves a burial. {Camera pans to a suspicious Pierre as chilling music plays.) I'm laughing out loud like a fool over here. This skit is golden.

[@kennytee6882]

Still a more honest interview than 60 minutes

[@bakun5736]

Kenny Tee no

[@josephr185]

Scumbag Higgins nice response Einstein

[@h.a9115]

60 what?

[@canadianmoth]

@@bakun5736 got him

[@AJHyoton]

This took a wonderfully dark turn into insanely funny. 1st time I saw I was thinking he would be asking about his collections and four minutes in, BAM!! Hard Copy spoof.

[@vvalentyne]

5:23 he was holding his laugh so hard 💀

[@DC.....]

You have just witnessed the greatest comedy bit in history We should make a copy and hurl it into space to show any other life forms how comedy is done

[@thathandleistakentrythisone]

Poor Pierre. He got all the heat, but the real crazy person was coming up after the break.

[@donzaloog1400]

I miss the "Recliner of Rage"

[@jinvid]

I love how he turned it into a 60 Minutes segment.

[@davem7456]

this has to be one of conan's greatest ever sketches/remotes/bits

[@sethshaw3028]

Totally subbed this channel. Thanks for the great uploads!

[@ghalibkhan80]

nice. another vintage conan clip

[@brycezdyb6601]

I would do anything to "work for" Conan. Hilarious man and must be one of the best staff's 3ver in late night.. otherwise know as the best T.V. of all time. #loveyaconan

[@MoHimdi]

This is some hard-hitting investigative journalism here

[@virginiavanni2259]

thanks so much for uploading!

[@soran27]

used to have to wait until 12:35 am before you could watch this.

[@ккє-о6ц]

So he has been killing...but not for a long time 😂

[@pablomort9024]

Finding a Conan gem during the 2020 Corona Crisis.

[@fooshnickers1727]

Conan has the best white man dance

[@FriendlyCroock]

Sorry Blib but what is a white man dance exactly?

[@andib5921]

FriendlyCrooc Conan’s dance

[@vanjazaimovic]

It would have been real awkward if he really turned out to be a serial killer. Also, the funniest Netflix True Crime show.

[@SteveBrownRocks2023]

He’s like a Jordan Schlansky, with different hobbies.

[@Jaheartsjonas]

One of my absolute faves! Wonder what Pierre's doing now

[@Jaheartsjonas]

Torben Otten Oh really? Still graphic design? Has he done any bits recently? I'm subscribed to the show's channel but I don't think I've seen any comedy bits with him. Of course, they have probably over a thousand videos so I might've missed.

[@BohemianRadegast]

They did one with him. 2 years ago I think

[@joseveijanen3715]

Jaheartsjonas He has a youtube channel

[@SunnyRae1475]

Jaheartsjonas Look up "Conan investigates Pierre Bernards creepy doll collection" :-)

[@Jaheartsjonas]

Sunny Rae Yes, I've seen that, it's been in my Conan playlist a while now, love it!!

[@twoteesful]

this lowkey has the energy of an Eric Andre skit

[@ageofdulltron2052]

Space Ghost more like it.

[@anjaj-s2026]

one of the funniest ones! pure comic magic

[@PleasantlyDisturbing]

The heck.. I really thought that jumping conan in beginning was animated 😂

[@FestArc]

That squirt bottle joke was excellent.

[@stevenz7634]

CONAN... this is the best. Do more like this!!!!!!!!

[@itswhip]

Oh man, I miss this era of Conan

[@DINXIII]

I love how Conan just edits everything during the interview

[@Heirllionaire]

I swear to God Conan is the Best

[@TheDaggwood]

I search for an update on Pervy P every month or so. Dude is hilarious.

[@thomaschin5056]

the clown and jeffrey dahmer joke had me rollin...

[@KazenoniKakuremi]

wasn't the clown Gacy?

[@Zip-id7pm]

Harri v'Jah It was just a clown lol.

[@elianamendoza3949]

pierre walked so jordan schlanksy could run

[@Boro87]

This sketch is genious

[@Artofficial1986]

I miss when Max and Conan would just stare at each other

[@benprewitt4600]

"...cut off my fat, laughing Irish head...fill it sour cream." Just when I thought this sketch couldn't get more fucked up! Holy shit, I'm dying! Thank you so much for putting this up!

[@JS-tk2co]

Watching this clip was like watching picasso at work. Comedy gold

[@thesprawl2361]

There are times when I think Conan is the funniest man of the last thirty years. He's just a total natural.

[@TTV_TOMTISM]

Man, this guy was the only celebrity I’ve ever seen irl while in the city. Somewhere near 30 rock, he was VERY kind and with some beautiful woman.

[@awesam1167]

Pierre Bernard is the most French name I’ve ever heard.

[@wonderyearsdouche475]

I don't get it

[@Crafty1one1]

One of the funniest guys in the world ....

[@juanrabanales4933]

After seeing the opening I just think to myself “ he used to be so happy “

[@davidlambert6171]

They should have a TV series “Conan, Pierre and Jordan tour America”!

[@AN-jv3kt]

This was a master piece!

[@cabalenjay3804]

This the black version of Jordan S.

[@sucemaindex236]

Yeah, he doesn’t need a name. Nick Fuggers, yk?

[@toriskylar337]

This entire thing was freaking hilarious but I Lmfao @ 7:21

[@steinychickens9026]

The Ted Bundy segment had me crying with laughs.

[@ringerlafinger6031]

Colbert : we have a staff person here ? Conan : my boi Pierre right here!

[@v.p.anderson4952]

7:09 "It's a Femur" "where'd you learn that?" "Biology 101"

[@InspectorCallahan.44]

Nah, looks like it came off a chicken.

[@theomen6134]

Ray, this is Walter!!!

[@crypticmcnuggets754]

Funny and just goes to show how easy it is to make someone look like a killer after a few funny questions

[@gerolviau6651]

just like the liars that also ask people questions

[@thesprawl2361]

It just occurs to me that this sketch might have been referencing the Gummi Venus De Milo episode of the Simpsons, where Homer goes on an interview show and they shamelessly recut it to make him look like a sex pervert. For all I know he might have co-written that episode.

[@bepowerification]

the first thing I thought of when I saw the title was: "Paul Bernardo" .. I have no idea why but that HAS to be a sign..

[@FredBarchetta]

(Dateline-esque Voiceover) : "There can be only one explanation. Pierre Bernard...is a serial killer."

[@wolfjedisamuel]

Conan would make a great prosecutor.

[@SmugSuspenders]

Where is Pierre?? We want him back in air!!

[@TTV_TOMTISM]

i remember being somewhere near 30 rock and seeing pierre in person, it was weird but he was really kind

[@sarahjulianne2954]

He's really nice to participate in this lol that's pretty cool

[@oz6909]

One of Conans best bits. I wonder if Pierre is still with Conanco.

[@stephanyb09]

Maaaan, Conan is amazing! ❤

[@badhabit714]

Truth.

[@slipknuts]

The sweat was hilarious

[@OneironauticalOne]

Whats funny is Pierre probly did all the graphics for this segment but is still clueless.

[@djarcadian]

Pierre is on LinkedIn. You can message him.. about stuff.

[@Febard]

Hell yeah this was around my golden age of Conan. So many secret late nights, cuz i was supposed to be sleeping during those days. good times..

[@Febard]

I have to thank Conan for gifting me a good sense of humor and english lessons :D

[@prisonmike3605]

Whatever happened to Pierre Bernard? I haven’t seen him on Conan for years.

[@honeybabou6119]

Death row.

[@M3Lucky]

Apparently he left Conan in 2017 :"(

[@andreabezdan]

@@honeybabou6119 :D

[@is6044]

Never have known Conan show until last year. Here, in YT. Yeah, I am not proud of it but I'm cheap. It ain't too late to be a fan, right? His one heck of a genius and his show is quite real great otherwise I won't be watching for so many hours. I love Conan O'brien, that's for certain BRAKWKSJDHDEKSKDODP, WA WAH WAHHH!

[@Eggfriedrice0x]

It sends chill to my spine..for that reason I'm out