Satellite TV Channels: The Greatest Hits | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

[@jordanbradford7729]

For years that British voice yelling, “Inappropriate!” has occasionally popped into my head, and I could never remember what Conan sketch it came from. Thank you for posting it!

[@rachele.o5187]

I have wanted to see "inappropriate" for YEARS! This stuck with me and NO ONE knows what Im talking about. So I am SO HAPPY its here!

[@tiffany4934]

Same!!!!!!

[@jasonpaz]

Same here!!

[@Doc_Valparaiso]

Pardon me if this sounds inappropriate. But, if I found a lady that enjoyed The Clive Clemmons Inappropriate Response Channel as much as I did, I'd marry her. Whoever you end up with is lucky to have you.

[@Doc_Valparaiso]

@@rachele.o5187 Was the enjoyment of classic Conan skits a prerequisite for past relationships? If not, I'd say now's the time to add that to your list of desired qualities. As for me being the one that got away... definitely maybe ;) If a couple can't laugh together, what's the point?

[@rachele.o5187]

I have to admit that I have wondered who you are these past 17 hours. Honest comments that put "it" out there fascinate me.

[@bradley163]

I hope they bring these kinds of skits back when Conan goes to HBO. This truly was the golden age of Late Night.

[@agfrench82]

What's chu talking about Willis?

[@TWOhype23]

He confirmed HBO is picking him up?

[@bradley163]

@@TWOhype23 yeah! They're calling it a weekly variety show. I'm guessing it's going to be akin to Last Week Tonight.

[@bradley163]

@@agfrench82 he's moving to HBO Max.

[@TWOhype23]

@@bradley163 dope

[@indieshack4476]

Brian Stack as the "Men Without Hats" response guy just cracks me up, especially the waiter clocking him at the end :)

[@eduardoneves3813]

I think the actor that plays the waiter is Bobby Moynihan from SNL, right?

[@DimJongUn]

If I ever get divorced, I will absolutely sing "we can divorce if you want to" 😂

[@DimJongUn]

​@@eduardoneves3813not even close

[@kanuj.bhatnagar]

This clip was in his greatest hits collection, shown when he was just leaving Conan. His next best avatars would've been the travelling salesman and the fantastic guy 😂

[@AdamAdkison]

All of Brian Stack's stuff was great. His Brian LaFontaine guy was one of my favorites.

[@greenja_]

These old clips are the only thing keeping me going through the year

[@Michael15_25]

The Lincoln Money Shot is classic Late Night humor. Then the immediate cut to Mike Sweeney afterwards is icing on the cake

[@HOTD108_]

If by "immediate" you mean after a 10 second drawn-out pause on Conan, then yes.

[@ZoeDuneCorp]

Your "icing on the cake" reference is the money shot we've all been waiting for! No wonder Lincoln held out for so long!

[@anti-h1s]

I come back for this only

[@adamlytle2615]

I'll always remember the one they did that was a German game show called Schtackenblockin where contestants had to arrange items on a table at right angles. The host measures the angles of the items with a set square, and when the contestant didn't get it *quite* right he screamed "Das is nicht un Schtackenblockin!!!" in her face

[@jeremyc9593]

For anyone interested in watching it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mmfalWpun7J7es0

[@cfcSDrake]

And then they beat her

[@00Anjie]

don't forget the beating and german shephards

[@RichV20]

They brought in more Germans with German Shepherd's to rough her up, but the dogs started playing with her instead.

[@dannykent6190]

I watched Conan a bit randomly when he started out and always thought he was funny... but that skit was when I first realized his comic genius.

[@Deathwing2001]

The Inappropriate, Potato Judge and Lincoln Money Shot skits are classic. Still laugh like crazy when I see them all these years later. 😂

[@joshnickerson83]

"Inappropriate!" pops up in my head every few months or so.

[@jeremyc9593]

Same here, for many, many years

[@joeyknuckles2721]

The shot of Mike Sweeny proudly chillin like a boss after his Lincoln Money Shots gag takes it to another level. 😂

[@zxbc1]

I suspect Mike Sweeney's lasting legacy in entertainment history will be Lincoln money shot.

[@youngThrashbarg]

Making a Lincoln money shot skit is the best use for Conans Harvard history degree.

[@3tobin]

Inappropriate is quite legendary. It's a 20 year old skit I still remember like it's from last year.

[@TheNemesis200313]

isn't this from 2009

[@mundial200]

@@TheNemesis200313 they are reecuring segment characters, and I think sometimes repeated multiple episodes, because I have livid memories about half of these clips 😂

[@rachele.o5187]

I LOVE Inappropriate! No one ever knows what Im talking about when I mention it. I am so pleased its here!

[@jeremyc9593]

@@TheNemesis200313 This was the "Greatest Hits" that they showed near the end of his Late Night run. The "Inappropriate" skit was from long before, and is definitely legendary.

[@trust5977]

Kinky!

[@upland77]

I love how they got the Forensic Files announcer for the Tesh attack videos 😂👏

[@ScooterOnHisWay2024]

I'll bet that the guy had a blast doing the Tesh bit.

[@jacobpolitte410]

RIP Peter Thomas

[@bernlin2000]

Mike Sweeney as "Moneyshot Lincoln"...there's no words lol

[@fcbsmokerunner22]

I'd definitely watch the Dog ventriloquist channel on repeat. Also BrIan Stacks is the man!

[@Doc_Valparaiso]

"Take it easy, and shut up." 🤣🤣🤣

[@JSelby]

Few things have made me consistently laugh as hard over the years as a man responding to “Wow, coffee sure is good today” with “Thank God for Saddam Hussein.”

[@bigduke5902]

It's his face before he says it and the camera angle.

[@georgemcredmond4849]

That guy was the original edgelord.

[@JET7C0]

I _still_ remember this bit from time to time over the years, as my brother just sent me a link to some of these recently for example. I loved this, and early Conan in general since I was a teen, way back in the ancient era known as "the 90s".

[@Guysers]

The Men without Hats one is a classic. It's surreal to finally see it on KZbin.

[@cooper119able]

I feel like this is interdimensional cable

[@1flamealchemist]

My thoughts exactly!😂

[@sarelfeniel1388]

What is this, 90s Conan?

[@selfishcrab]

I think you have this in reverse

[@carybeweary7209]

Stay Tuned

[@OceanWolf808]

8:34 Jeff Ross’s face be like, “goddammit Conan.” 😂😂

[@projectpamaphd7042]

I yelled laughing at Lincoln Money Shot Channel.

[@MrGutsTheBerserk]

That "Lincoln Money-Shot" made me do a year-long spit-take. -------------------------------------

[@Robertoni7]

The When Tesh’s Attack narrator is from Forensic Files.

[@1flamealchemist]

"What is this, 90s Conan?" - Rick Sanchez

[@ricksanchez8407]

How do you know is there a show on me or something

[@TheSUPERPOTATO2000]

@@ricksanchez8407 Begone, roleplay account! Begone!

[@avocadomonkey4892]

Wow, every single one of these skits is brilliant, starting with Conan just using his thumb because no one remembered to put the prop remote on his desk. Laughed so hard at the Toddlers with Too Much Responsibility (esp the last one -- infectious smile!), Wild Tesch ... We need MORE Satellite TV! Surely there's programming coming out of Mars now ...

[@SeveredLegs]

"Take it easy and shut up." hahaha unbelievable.

I’d watch a whole sitcom season of that harassing skeleton. Whoever does the voice does it well, like a 50s sleazebone. XD

[@bassisthenrik]

Sounded like Brian Stack.

[@plaindrifter2189]

Do you mean 50's age range or like the 50's decade?

[@DisgruntledDoomer]

I think that big breasted girl was an intern at the time, because (IIRC) she was also in another sketch or two, but only the Skeleton one has survived.

[@RichV20]

@@DisgruntledDoomer I think she was the big boobed elevator girl in Chappelle Show "What Men Want" sketch.

[@adamgrace932]

I vividly remember trying to describe the “Potato Judge” bit at school the next day. It didn’t translate well.

[@MrGopalrockz]

Conan, you're the greatest host of all time! All the best for the rest of your TBS run and can't wait for your work on HBO Max!

[@Nueztoy]

Judge Potato has been an intern joke with my friends for 20 years!

[@salimabu]

Same here. Used to have it recorded on VHS. I even made a Potato Judge custom character on an N64 wrestling game. Still say "guilty!" to this day.

[@graham974]

This takes me back! Conan’s audiences were more boisterous in NYC

[@einsteinalb75]

I lost it when the deer hit the piano 😂😂

[@rager-69]

The Tesh skit is awesome. He was a good sport for doing that.

[@slamhart1]

Sweeney's shit eating grin after being featured as Money Shot Lincoln is icing on the cake of this sketch

[@DougUnfunny]

"ooooh Kinky" guy is Andy Daly.

[@TomBrazelton]

I NEED MORE OF THESE! MORE I SAY!

[@ramraz101]

Came for the Lincoln Money Shot…take that whatever way you will…Classic!

[@MrMoustacheish]

The precursor to Interdimensional Cable.

[@profoundwanderer1441]

Money shot Lincoln.. Simple.. stupid..... Absolutely hilarious. 😂

[@Walperion_Music]

Wow! Those were crazy! Crazily funny! "Inappropriate" an the "Moneyshot Nixons" had me in stitches! They almost seem too absurd crazy to be broadcastable for 11 years ago! :) I didn't catch those old-time Conan years - - - Were those years the best Conan years when they had more green light on things or smth? I don't think they now go overboard as much.

[@Walperion_Music]

@@poopoopoo666 Lol yes how could I do such a typo! Yes, it seems the shows were more crazy back then. Love it! The air date in the descriptions though says it's 2009, and Conan looks like it's 2009, as does the video quality. They were funny years, I must research his funniness back then a bit closer then!

[@mundial200]

@@poopoopoo666 ohoho it's the place where Conan was a huge success, I wish my country was known for that, love Conan since I was like 10 xD Greetings from Portugal

[@quikstep69]

They could get away with more back then because the show was on at a later time at night.

[@jeremyc9593]

All Conan years are great, of course...but yes. Those were the prime Conan years.

[@AmaterasuMasamune]

I am so glad that I am revisiting these clips. My friends and I watched Conan when he was on late night religiously. I would tear up laughing at the skits. Satellite channels was so far in the recess of my mind despite the fact that I will occasionally say: "Inappropriate!" ... I can't find the love is caca skit online either - "And it ain't no shocka!"

[@chancestockman]

Please keep posting old absurd Conan bits! I LIKE CRAZY

[@samanthamaynard4447]

I cannot express how much I love Brian Stack and his real-life wife Miriam Tolan. And Sweeney!

[@blankenheimrobert]

I laughed at “Dog Ventriloquist Channel” way more than I should have. Love classic Conan.

[@saulchapnick1566]

William C. Mitchell as Mr. Jeffries, the HR guy, was great.

[@Bernard21210]

Brilliant use of the voiceover from Forensic Filles in the Tesh piece.

[@731isuru]

Rick and Morty live action : Interdimensional Cable

[@texasblue245]

I still can’t believe “Lincoln Moneyshot” made tv even back then! 😂😂😂

[@coolcat6303]

IN-A-PRO-PRIATE! Haha, always loved that character. Fun Fact: the comedian playing him (and the “Dance if you Want To” guy) is Brian Stack - longtime writer for Conan. Now he can be seen & heard doing voiceovers on Stephen Colbert’s Late show.

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

And the Lincoln moneyshot guy at the end is Conan's head writer, Mike Sweeney, who can sometimes be seen standing next to producer Jeff Ross, at least in the old days

[@kennyoconnor6564]

An explosion of comedy. This one segment is more creative than a year of Fallon.

[@TheChrisHype]

And if anyone has issues with a skeleton sexually harassing women for the sake of comedy, well...I suppose you have a bone to pick.

[@murker1879]

I found it "humerus" . Ulnar find it funny

[@tevinlandry1885]

Nice!

[@MiguelJimenez-uc3yz]

Hey... it's just a like ribbing.

[@sagaignu7399]

The inappropriate has always been my favorite character, it just click with me

[@uosdwiSrdewoH]

At 5:52 is that Andy Daly? Didn't know he worked for Conan way back when.

[@MaximumCarne]

Damn, it sounds like him and sort of looks like him.

[@randyj420]

The whole team must have been so proud of this stuff once it aired. I would LOVE to see some of the mail they received over the years. Bravo!

[@bassisthenrik]

Mike Sweeney - Money shot Lincoln!! 😂😂😂

[@Olee1980]

Thanks for posting this video. For many, many years, I always liked to remember the Clive Clemen's Inappropriate Response Channel. Always makes me laugh.

[@tiffany4934]

I have been quoting this sketch for years!!!! It’s an ongoing joke with me and my sister.

[@DeAthWaGer]

"when we come back, our friend Bob Sagat is stopping by..." 💔😭

[@MeAuntieNora]

That first one is such a tragic reminder of when Animal Planet had good programming.

[@Football__Junkie]

I use to do the Men Without Hats but all the time. Cracks me up

[@doslover]

To this day I still occasionally blurt out INAPPROPRIATE... for my own benefit, since no one else ever knows what I'm talking about.

[@folarinosibodu]

Wonder if Rick and Morty got their inter-dimensional cable idea from here

[@obiwankenobi661]

that money shot skit is was ahead of its time. lonely island basically made a career on that type of joke

[@cmilla111]

If you ever encounter a Tesh in the wild, it is best to play dead. They instinctively want to taunt or soothe their prey with sweet music so if you play dead , it should quickly lose interest.

[@OPMatar]

The golden age of television

[@growupjohnny9374]

How’d the dog bark while he was drinking water!?!

[@Czarki]

more of these please. release the whole series xD

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

For those who may miss one of the opening jokes (generational thing), in these bits, Conan and Andy would brag about how *large* the NBC satellite dish was, so they would get more channels, which is of course not how satellite dishes work 😂 Anyway, enjoy!

[@patreekotime4578]

The worst one is definitely the Old Navy ads. Please make them stop.

[@TWOhype23]

Literally got one while reading this. Smh but don’t forget to... “shop cozy styles..”

[@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407]

Adblock Plus. Never see ads again!

[@keaton718]

The effects on the first bit were great. Some Conan intern kid must have worked on that on their computer for days!

[@GameTesterBootCamp]

I am so UNBELIEVABLY sad about Conan quitting the Late Night show. I've been so inspired by Conan that I've based most of my comedy career on his antics. Hell, a large part of my personality. For this, and many other, reason it's been a life long dream to go see a live taping of his show. I guess I waited too long. I don't have a good excuse...just that I waited too long. :,-(

[@jimmyguitar2933]

He didn't quit, he was fired by COVID-19. I'm sure he was heartbroken about not getting his 30th year.

[@lylyrose937]

Hopefully this is all his new show will consist of🤣

[@somentertainment]

Thank you i laught again and now with better definition!

[@RyanThomas1983]

Is that Forensic Files Peter Thomas narrating the Tesh?!

[@turdferguson2982]

Lincoln moneyshot got me feeling frisky....

[@silverlicious2086]

This was funny AF. Conan 100%

[@joseapsantos3633]

Boa noite, belos momentos divertidos muitos bons. Adorei o vídeo.

[@darktooth5109]

4:03 take it easy and shut up😂😂

[@jgirl5786]

He's the best ever. Miss him so much

[@tonysustarsic5212]

I also loved the Barbarino Ray Channel 🤣🤣🤣

[@EmperorMAR]

I adored these so much, I used to come up with fake channels too Will we ever see Babies on Cinderblocks?

[@madisonrose1893]

three words. what the hell?! wait i mean, i love this 😂

[@The_drone_viking]

He really was the great emancipator

[@rachel_rexxx]

I miss the irreverence of bits like these! So good

[@ScooterOnHisWay2024]

I can't believe they got away with that last one back then. I doubt it would be allowed now, which is sad, because it is frickin' hilarious.

[@TheCornBanana]

Did they get peter thomas of forensic files to do the tesh sketch?

[@bennaharis2536]

the spit-take guy at 3:11 apparently never noticed 9/11

[@nonesummit]

that was definitely Peter Thomas of Forensic Files narrating the Tesh bit.

[@klarastern5597]

Conan invented Interdimensional cable :O

[@nightisright1873]

God dammit I love the potato judge

[@DodoDiaz]

05:51 Andy Daly, right?

[@RandyJames22]

"Guy Who Mocks the Sounds of Inanimate Objects" channel. I'm still waiting, Brian McCann!

[@SkullHyphy]

Glad to see in the comments that I'm not the only one who used to rockstar-screech "Inappropriate" and confuse everyone.

[@KirbSyde-vf4cf]

This is up there with Monty Python! Absurd, Random but HILARIOUS!💋🐦👊🏻

[@spillogic]

Men without hats - conversation channel. LOL

[@jeremyc9593]

Easily my favorite, and one I've never forgotten

[@spillogic]

Jeremy C timing of the punch was also spot on

[@thewellsfactor]

John test bit was always a fav!

[@Hakman78]

I’ve been looking for that skeleton clip for like a decade

[@carolbrandon6368]

I wish I had cable 😭, hope fully soon for winter ❄️.I love you tube.

[@altimate19]

@5:43 is all time #1

[@athenakay]

All that and then Bob Saget as the next guest is wild 😂😂😂