Concealing Escape Tools

[@ModernRogue]

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Same

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To be fair though, the Mythbusters don’t actually have anything against each other, they just never developed any kind of relationship other than a professional one

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[@TheRisenRAGE]

Former Detention officer here. The methods above is often times the methods used by inmates to smuggle contraband from pod to pod. Our detention center often had razor night every Tuesday and Thursday, and they would often replace the blades in the disposable razors with the silver foil from chip bags when officer collect the razors. They then would hide them in Band-Aids, in the spine of books, in a makeshift slot in their slides, or hide them in between the teeth and cheeks of their mouths. I remember we had a male with dreads come in to our intake and he managed to smuggle several grams of heroin, several crystals of meth, several matches with striker paper, and several Percocet pills in several of his dreads. he was caught trying to remove the dreads with them in it and "kite" it to another dorm across the hall in our gang dorms. weapons were always a common find on people, lets not forget the fabled prison wallet, we found a whole glock 17 slide and barrel in one girls wallet inside a condom with several rounds of ammunition. Needless to say the doctor at the hospital was rather surprised the amount of "items" she had to pull out of a human orifice.

[@Iaintgivingmyinstaout]

She didnt even bother with a smaller model, thats a full size. I guess she was used to big ones.

[@STCTZenzas]

Lol

[@thatdean1173]

Brian: Did I just slit his throat? Jason: Yeah! You jus- Brian: *Evil laugh*

[@nymalous3428]

I think my one brother routinely hides escape tools on his person. I know he had at one time several bobby pins concealed, as well as paper clips and probably a razor blade or two. I never knew where he was going to pull them out from, his belt-loops, cuffs, within his pony-tail (he can't do that one anymore, since he shaves his head now). He was pretty good at hiding stuff on himself. I'll have to recommend this video to him.

[@Reddotzebra]

Medical adhesive and flesh colored latex works on the scalp as well if you shave, or even better if you're bald XD

[@johndowe7003]

@@Reddotzebra prison pocket?

[@e.palmer4297]

@@johndowe7003 razor blade in the prison pocket

[@johndowe7003]

@@e.palmer4297 My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on it's own, From my trousers it would spring. But now it's a full time job, Just to find my friggin thing! It use to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand up and watch me shave. Now, as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang it's little head, And watch me tie my shoes. :P

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[@micahphilson]

3:21 "I'm just terrified you're going to slice your face open." Why do you think he hid it in the bandage? The razor wasn't the hidden handy tool, the bandage is what will always be the most handy. Especially on this show!

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4:09 You can literally hear his soul escaping his body

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[@MissCin101]

I got the book you guys mention a while back and I didn't realize just how much of these ideas come from there. You guys should make some sort of reading club with the books you guys find or make an official reading list for the channel. Also can't wait to see yous both test the hiding stuff in a room or how to surveil someone by foot or car. Yous guys could make little games out of those sections of the book. Also make the pinhole camera out of the baby monitor. I wonder how effective it is.

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What is the name of the book??

[@llama_v2]

@@Larsson860 100 deadly skills

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I have never become a patreon to a channel faster.

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Thanks so much!!

[@gingercore69]

There is a book called something like "the lost samurai school" and it teaches how to hide a SAW in your mouth(and a few other ninja tricks) the guy who made the book has several ninja manuals translated(his name is anthony cummins or something like that) he has a book called ninja skills that gives an overview of all the ninja techniques but doesnt explain them... But others like "the book of ninja" has instructionals ñ_ñ

[@gingercore69]

The first book i told you about, talk about a hidden weapon called "arrow thrower" that is awesome!

[@TheStrangerous]

gingercore69 Whoa! That’s sounds like something I need to check out.

[@SaitosaBard]

I immediately thought that you meant the full-size tree-cutting hand saw. Took me a while.

[@gingercore69]

@@SaitosaBard that would be more of a fakir trick than a ninja trick x'D

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RISE YOU WISE BEARDED SAGE.

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YES

[@JaxMerrick]

This episode sounds like a Modern Rogue fanfic waiting to happen.

[@andymcl92]

I love that Brian does these ridiculous skits about throwing phones in people's faces and can almost manage to get through without crying with laughter, then Jason does them with a totally straight face and Brian just loses it! You guys are so well balanced! :)

[@Christopher_Wheeler]

I love you... I ain't ashamed to admit it.

[@darkpixel1128]

Who doesn't?

[@imrosemahmood8512]

Which one, Jason or Brian?

[@flare380]

Imrose Mahmood Both

[@Christopher_Wheeler]

@@juiceaddictbosnia I'm a soyboy for smiling in my picture?

[@redandblack6175]

@@Christopher_Wheeler lol yeah soy boys usually have their mouths wide open when they smile in pictures.

[@crazykaspmovies]

I saw the razor in the thumbnail immediately went to a dark place and thought "I mean, I guess that counts as escaping in a certain sense"

[@Anderson-ov4tp]

That's not escaping, that just canceling your efforts in any way possible.

[@mate12cf]

Fuck off god

[@austin2787]

**Nervous laughter intensities**

[@AydenRose04]

Tbh I thought the same ;)

[@sevenblizzards7077]

that’s so funny, *holy fuck*

[@Turian_Primarch]

When I saw Jason pull back his hair to reveal a secret patch, one of the coolest moments watching your channel. Love you guys. Keep up the awesome content.

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MEAD UPDATE WHEN

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@@cottontaelle ...what

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[@kaarpiv375]

Now?

[@jamescanjuggle]

Sounds like the Vikings getting antsy

[@micahphilson]

I love the SquareSpace ads at the end, and how, no matter how it starts, Brian ends up almost in tears he's laughing so hard!

[@lindsey3038]

"I guess this is the part where I touch you..." Queue instant discomfort of Jason.

[@TheHomeofDubstep]

This show reminds me of mythbusters back in the day, but without the drama and 100x better. Keep it up, love you guys!

[@sillynapalm]

Brian murders a clown, thanks Brian for getting that image in my head.

[@ModernRogue]

I was shocked by how good that felt.

[@christhompson8003]

So what your saying is I'm not loosing my hair I'm growing a hiding stop!

[@daddymaxgaming8495]

You Guys need your own TV program, You's would be a massive boom in England as our TV programs are lame and boring.

[@nickd.2223]

Simon Jones they did

[@jamesmendoza456]

yes... and they should call it... hacking the system

[@g4all205]

He who controls the pants controls the universe

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Last time I was this early, Brian had spiky hair

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Samuel Bennett Christ the good day

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Oh god I remember that

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NO ROBOT VOICE???????

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Okay, I'm not crazy unless you are too

[@kazlee6909]

Robot voice is creepy TBH. Reminds me of a virus on a computer

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It's not the same without robo voice

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I mean with how reminiscent the voice was of Steven Hawking’s voice... and with him now in heaven...

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I like the robot voice intro, as well, my friend, but I'm a cyborg

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I love the back to back vids!

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this is why i bought some merch, gotta keep these guys going and they cant keep going if they cant *GO*

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All I can ever see now is the stool and books to prevent the bench from sagging haha.

[@AdeptusCaeiusIII]

Just wanna say, I was in the hospital half of last year, and this channel kept me interested during a boring 4-month(ish) stint. So thank you guys. Hope you get to poop soon.

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"When you pry them from my cold, dead... thighs, thighs, thighs" Immediately hilarious. Keep up the good work!

[@ommeknakrich1107]

MC Hammer our only True Savior In the name of The Hammer The Brushwood and The Holy Murphy! MC Amen

[@Cosmic_K13]

These are all pretty great tools. I would, however, use ceramic blades and tools instead, as you would have a better time getting past metal detectors.

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Best show and duo on youtube!!

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jack wiliams for time they’re tied with Rhet & Link

[@theodorebelmont2181]

Y’all should make a coilgun to shoot metal stuff

[@huntercollins6463]

Oi

[@StudioCluiss]

Probably above their skill level

[@theodorebelmont2181]

Jac A straw with enameled copper wire wrapped around it a bunch of times attached to the camera taser

[@StudioCluiss]

@@theodorebelmont2181 yea they might be able to make a rudimentary one but a legit gun takes multiple coils and you have to turn them on at just right time for them to not cancel each other out

[@theodorebelmont2181]

Jac I feel like completely polished projects aren’t quite their style i.e. camera taser, pvc bow, blowgun, styrofoam knives

[@jameswallace9906]

Proper restraining techniques handcuffs key hole is faced up the arms If using flexy cuffs ie zip ties the blade might work

[@manhattan550]

Theres should be an episode where they try keistering something

[@horny4violence]

sam bogaert Still waiting for prison wallets

[@jacobkeary6740]

I'd mix a lil red, purple and tiny flakes into the latex so it looks like a scab and put the mixture _under_ the bandage one, with the escape stuff under the "scab". That was if they do take off the bandage the key or whatever won't just plink onto the ground, but they'll see the scab instead.

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Did you get a bucket yet?

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38 thousand! I think Arumba has 250k

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[@romans6405]

When in doubt, prison wallet

[@boristartakovski7708]

@Anonymous Anonymous or when going in if you are lucky enough to get the settle your affairs option, i have known people to pot something in a bag (the people i knew put drugs like cocaine, meth, heroin, fentanyl just all around nasty shit) in a finger of a glove then they would tear the glove finger just above the package put a little super glue on the top to keep it sealed then do another layer of that. Repeat 6 to 40 times then you coat each package in oil and you go to town swallowing these little fingers of death. Then on your way to prison, you silently pray to what or whoever god you believe in hoping that one or more don't break on the way down. Finally it is just a waiting game of how long before you get to a cell to shit out the drugs or whatever you decided was important enough to swallow and shit out. I miss some of these people everyday, each of them claiming they are a product of their environment and it breaks my heart (whats left of it anyway) when i hear about some kid killing some other kid over drugs, girls, money, or just trying to be a gangster. But never mind that now i guess you know how to get something in somewhere your not supposed to have it.

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Prison Pocket, where I come from.

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These guys seem like real genuine friends and it’s great 😂

[@eqan7975]

Cant tell if your preparing to go to prison just to be safe or if your actually going to prison soon

[@ArktinenPeikko]

So many sharp things, so little injuries... I am confused.

[@ModernRogue]

us, too.

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[@JoeTheGre4t]

As an Army MP I will say all of those would be found during either our initial pat down and if not then definitly during our strip search. It's a nice thought though..

[@ssoperific580]

That fresh bandage looks more like an easy button for your captor. Press here to make GI Joe talk.

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Damm im early btw how did the selfmade mead turned out? Im currently making some of my own :P

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It killed them both. These episodes were all shot pre-mead.

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@@AquatikJustice rip

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Aquatik Justice Lolol

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Check out the Mead cocktails episode. I made some too using mulling spice. Nice stuff.

[@babayaga7205]

I have the book. Micro escape tool? I have some, they come with an extractor. I thought it was for jamming into a door and breaking it off so someone couldn't use a key to get in a room. I'm glad you guys didn't put the cigar tube in the butt.

[@GraniteInTheFace]

"Try it" "I did, I stabbed him" "You know what I mean" ;) Real bromance

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I was on a MR binge aaaaand looky look what we got here

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Loving the show Keep it up

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You guys are my source to come up with new things to keister.

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Michael Sheeran Lmaooo

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I found this before the notification! How exciting!

[@KyleAmbos]

And now I will be walking around fully armed to fight a kidnapping. Thank you Modern Rogue!

[@goatness]

"Pry them from my cold dead gams" works better. (I suppose I am also from the 1940s.)

[@ModernRogue]

Love this

[@kejtov]

Wherefore rejoice? What conquest brings he home? What tributaries follow him to Rome, To grace in captive bonds his chariot-wheels? You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things! O you hard hearts, you cruel men of Rome, Knew you not Pompey? Many a time and oft Have you climb'd up to walls and battlements, To towers and windows, yea, to chimney-tops, Your infants in your arms, and there have sat The livelong day, with patient expectation, To see great Pompey pass the streets of Rome: And when you saw his chariot but appear, Have you not made an universal shout, That Tiber trembled underneath her banks, To hear the replication of your sounds Made in her concave shores? And do you now put on your best attire? And do you now cull out a holiday? And do you now strew flowers in his way That comes in triumph over Pompey's blood? Be gone! Run to your houses, fall upon your knees, Pray to the gods to intermit the plague That needs must light on this ingratitude

[@samsharma8621]

Some day I'm gonna become a real pro criminal because of you guys. ......:-D.... amazing video. ..just kidding

[@zem6300]

Here’s another good one, medical (and waterproofed) adhesive behind your lip. Think about it, you can be entirely bound and still have a fighting chance. Now putting an Xacto blade behind your lip isn’t the best idea, but wrap it in some tape, and your good to go.

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I stopped watching Jeff Goldblum eating spicy chicken wings to click on this.... Just saying. Also buy their T-shirts! We can't have Modern Rogue headquarters turn into medieval London.....

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"eating" "chicken" but yes, buy their shirts!

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The fact that he likes to be called "daddy" while eating chicken wings is pretty *sus*

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You need to finish that interview, it was pretty solid

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I LOVE TJAT THEY PLAY OFF EACH OTHERS COMEDY

[@SBChaevok]

Oh wow, 12 views when I got here! Woot. lol. Hello Rogues.

[@Shadow_Hawk_Streaming]

That much blood on a bandage may actually prompt a more organised captor to have a medic change your dressing, you want it to look gross enough not to want them to search it but also they won't feel the need for a medic to change it, bleedthrough of maybe a penny size dot of blood, maybe in a line.

[@loganm881]

I see sharp things and that’s not good around Brian

[@TheStrangerous]

Logan M Just wait til you see what we filmed today

[@loganm881]

Jason Murphy oh god

[@TecHead-2000]

That might be the best intro yet.

[@jan_harald]

ooh, *that's pretty goood!*

[@wills9108]

4:05 - (disclaimer - I do not have any personal experience in throat cutting) Sorry guys - but cutting someone's throat is not as easy as it's portrayed in the movies. There is a lot of protection, thick skin, muscle, ligaments, and the arteries themselves are deep in the sides of all of this. Also, no normal person would have the grip strength necessary to hold such a small cutting edge with the force needed to do this. At most, that little razor would give them a nasty cut, and make your captor REALLY upset with you. I was actually waiting for you to put the xacto blade into a slot in the wood rod to make a stabby-slashy weapon. Then you could go for the kidneys, or stab through an eye into the brain.

[@kingzxhydro4799]

how have you been able to hold the poop in for an entire day?

[@TheStrangerous]

KiNgZ x HyDrO On the next Modern Rogue!

[@Lousidity]

The trick is you have to time your capture for right after you poop, to make the insertion easier.

[@steelwolf180]

Modern Rogue ninja episode will be cool.

[@shekelsnatcher8504]

Boof tube. Nice.

[@Sip_Dhit]

For the latex covered razor blade, you can wrap that around one end to make a tiny handle

[@hexangel1523]

be a shame if someone forwarded this video to all the people protesting in hong kong....

[@Bald_and_Brown]

Hex Angel Wouldn’t be a shame.

[@justaguycalledjosh]

11:08 "THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!" 11:11 "HOW ABOUT SOME MORE!?"

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It's unavailable for me.

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[@zach_attakk]

"Why do I get the feeling this is going to be Example Show"... Spoiler...

[@alexanderbrown4670]

I'm sorry but you had one job

[@DEATH-flare]

We need more of this

[@brandonquigley3226]

You guys should do some stuff on camping since u have the new head quarters it would work perfectly

[@TheStrangerous]

Brandon Quigley Definitely.

[@somerandomguybody6514]

Love the low fi intro, niiiiiiiiiice

[@Felecc]

The toolkit is the most ingenious way to hide a stab-weapon xD

[@MrBigmoe1996]

It's much easier to conceal a lock pick tool or handcuff key behind a flesh coloured plaster rather than in a bandage and it is much more secure also plasters are easily accessible and can be placed on the wrists to make your tools easier to reach if you are being restrained by cuffs

[@corbingarrett1206]

"did I just slit his throat?!". *EVIL LAUGH*

[@bigdonband4064]

I love it when the video just ends with Brushwood derailed by laughter.

[@icantthinkofausername2605]

I swear this channel is just a class for a secret society of secret agents

[@jasonpettit9984]

Love it when you do "James Bond" stuff,so cool!!

[@bkzander1622]

It just starts turning into happy Gilmore by the end except it’s Jason frantically praising squarespace to everyone else who makes websites

[@CapybaraEnthusiast882]

The tongue razor will always rain superior.

[@fen4ri]

I could rewatch Brian's mind getting blown by the hairline one like a hundred times that just never gets old. that dude looks SHOOK

[@garretfoster4788]

Y'all need to do an episode with Clint Emerson as a guest. That needs to happen.

[@TheStrangerous]

That would be fantastic.

[@LuciferSpiro1993]

I read somewhere that there used to be a trick used by rich tourists, of cutting yourself open in certain areas and inserting gemstones. Wait to heal with stone inside you, then go on holiday. If you get robbed, borrow a knife and cut yourself to produce a gem. You now have money to get home.

[@sgt.cricket7365]

The zip ties are opened easily with a needle pushed in between the little rivets and the locking bit.

[@jarryplundermen6236]

that cigar tube would probably feel amazing~

[@princegoatcheese9379]

I live for Brian's laugh!