Jack Whitehall Teaches You How To Be British | Going Places | Condé Nast Traveler

[@nardi29]

“The show where they follow the dating lives of people with learning difficulties…Love island” 😂

[@xoALSox]

Gold 😂

[@jamiemeyler1983]

👏🏼👏🏼💯👌🏼🫢😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emilybaker4559]

Literally burst out laughing 🤣🤣

[@I_lovepotatoes]

As a Brit I can confirm all of this is very true

[@official_aperson]

i agree

[@IIConspiracy2]

Agreed

[@yummyirl]

Not the tea, though. I half suspect the travesty enacted here was pure mischief to trigger the natives. Teabags are to be stewed in the teapot!! One for each person and one for the pot.

[@joshuacontreras]

Out of all the things I miss about London, is that I can get a proper cup of tea almost anywhere 🎉

[@futuramabender2078]

@@yummyirl Thats just you! We all have our own ways of makin tea! Maybe this is how Jack makes his tea.

[@kt2906]

I’m pretty sure I could watch him explain things to me all day everyday for a very long time. He’s hilarious.

[@diqital_aviator]

As a Brit, this is very accurate. Especially the part about Swindon.

[@danielgardecki1046]

*Swindon* the *town,* which he calls a *city.*

[@7arboreal]

'Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt' is the full expression.

[@Chris15Hubbard]

He was spot on about his geordie going Jamacian 🤣

[@sdfafargtsaeteatweat]

A handsome guy with a great sense of humour…lethal combination 😉

[@Emma-wm9jg]

The amount of words to decribe drunk is wonderful

[@kaziiqbal7257]

My grandad always used to get pissed at people who asked if he wanted sugar in his tea because they thought they’d look after his health by asking. His standard response was “what’s the point of tea if you’re not gonna put sugar in it?”

[@7arboreal]

Pissed off, surely.

[@opheliaretardanta8348]

Loved watching this video it was hilarious love British humor even though I’m American 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

[@we_are_men_harrys_version]

I'm really glad i found an american who appreciates english humour because it's got me in trouble before😂

[@Emma-wm9jg]

​@@we_are_men_harrys_versionfr its the sarcasm haha

[@we_are_men_harrys_version]

@@Emma-wm9jg exactly, i love british sarcasm so much!

[@katfanker]

Bob's your Uncle is alive and well in Australia! 😂 Jack you are brilliant.

[@patricialewis1464]

And don’t forget Fanny’s your Aunt🤣

[@vitaflood6677]

he is such a british treasure

[@TarzansMom]

I’ve been a Jack Whitehall fan for years and I’m loving the long hair and beard look!

[@futuramabender2078]

I clicked on this vid because I have a fetish for men with long hair! That weird?

[@shanathkoushik9205]

Vegan milk ain’t milk, it’s just “Nut Juice”. Thank you Jack for bringing that up now and then.

[@shaneilellis9832]

😂😂😂😂

[@mariabayuk2594]

That was funny!- Nut Juice 😇👍🇬🇧🤭🤭🤭

[@SaturnzQuark]

He could talk about anything he wants for hours, listening to him is so nice and comforting for some reason, I don't know how to put it really

[@EnaGoba]

Oh i absolutely saw that maltesers diabetic joke coming 😀 as soon as "strenuous exercise" was said ... you know what's coming (WINK)

[@leeriding3746]

A tea pot with no tea in it is a very weird way to explain making tea.

[@mentallydisturbedllama473]

I was going to say-

[@tyreshredding]

He fell at the first hurdle and now won’t be allowed back in the UK.

[@seanhodgkins821]

I mean tbf who under the age of 70 uses a tea pot

[@doug9597]

@@seanhodgkins821is true

[@sarahnolan2941]

Nobody makes tea in a teapot in the UK, not every day anyway, that tends to just be in cafes and restaurants or if you've got guests you're trying to impress. In the house you'd boil your ELECTRIC kettle, teabag in your mug (it has to be a mug not a piddly little teacup) pour on boiling water, stew it to your strength preference, teabag out, then milk or sugar or both, again as per one's preferences

[@thatchoirgirl94]

The longer hair suits him very well.

[@kt2906]

It’s fantastic!!!

[@Stsk339]

Quite fetching 😊

[@reneeturner7137]

Not sure about the spray tan though…

[@nataliekeller]

If you have a teapot, that's where the teabag goes. If you don't have a teapot then it goes it the cup/mug. You don't pour the hot water into the pot then into the mug!

[@nataliechow3005]

That's what I thought!

[@jochakram2363]

Abso-bloody-lutely!!!

[@janeschwab1682]

amen

[@amwelty]

I love the wayJack Whitehall phrases things.

[@thecitizenjoan]

Jack if you see this I was sitting front row at the James Corden show taping in Hollywood. You and Sharon Stone were guests. We made eye contact a few times. Looking back I should have smiled and waved but I was starstruck by seeing you guys in real life! Congrats on the Baby!

[@d.w.1986]

Love Jack Whitehall would watch him in anything! Loved this!

[@samsephton5788]

Watching this as a British person!! Just to go oh yeah we do that

[@sussysubaru3931]

I fractured my collarbone on a ski trip in Italy and the very very thick Scouse accent of my teacher mixed with an Italian doctor that didn't know Google Translate existed was quite the obstacle to overcome.

[@futuramabender2078]

How ya feelin now? How's your collarbone? Didja have ta wear a neckbrace? Sorry that happened to ya! Sendin prayers for a speedy recovery! ❤ Lemme guess, a tree was involved.

[@brittanyappleyard7295]

We say 'ay up duck' in Stoke on trent aswell... loved seeing Jack teach british things 😂

[@danielgardecki1046]

Duck is not a Yorkshire thing. It's a "South Yorkshire" and "counties which surround South Yorkshire" thing. It's not said at all in West Yorkshire, North Yorkshire, or the East Riding of Yorkshire.

[@PixelFish137]

I'm British and i watched this just for Jack Whitehall

[@iamhannahjasmine]

By 1:10, I’m learning about him more than I’d like lol

[@SusanMitchell-p8f]

You have a talent for making people laugh. Keep it up!

[@lmSpeciaI]

so he should, he's a popular comedian 😂

[@joshhulst3929]

I still remember seeing this dude for the first time in the world cup’s most shocking moments 😂

[@joshhulst3929]

@@sara.sa99 I think they were just interviewing different British personalities since it was a BBC broadcast and at the time he was a comedian ( I don’t know if he still is or not).

[@joshhulst3929]

@@sara.sa99 The documentary was pretty funny and so was he. I believe it’s posted on KZbin somewhere. They made two of them. One before the 2010 world cup with all the previous world cups 50 most shocking moments and then they made the 2010 50 most shocking moments.

[@VaveeDances]

Bob’s your uncle….we grew up using this expression in Massachusetts

[@phatmonkey11]

I use it here in Colorado and people seem to get it.

[@echognomecal6742]

I think kids beheading anthropomorphic food is pretty universal.

[@eleanormuskens4535]

The comment about Marmite also applies to Vegemite for Australians. ALSO Tea-bagging has a different meaning in Australia…

[@aaliyahs8596]

We have the same meaning in England 😂 but it means two things here

[@frazzyblue1384]

It’s the same in England, I think that’s why he said it, as a joke

[@piyam5000]

Why did you think it's called teabagging otherwise?

[@futuramabender2078]

@eleanormuskens4535 The definition I have is sittin on someone's face, that's the US definition. What does it mean in The Land Down Under?

[@melanierosalez6989]

A lovely chap.

[@GorgeousBeautyx3]

This needs to be called 'Jack Whitehall teaches you how to be English' - Britain has other countries... Wales, Scotland & Northern Ireland, none of which were mentioned in this video and no examples of the accents in these other countries in Britain. Always seems England is just classed as Britain and the rest of the countries are totally forgotten about.

[@ktwatson09]

defo agree

[@joshkingman249]

I agree, but i think they already have a Scottish and Irish one so that might be why they aren't in here

[@sasxbull3tz108]

Northern Ireland is not in Britain. Its is part of the United Kingdom.

[@futuramabender2078]

@GorgeousBeautyx3 Northern Ireland aint part of Britian, its part of the UK. Trust me, I've been! Go back to geography class!

[@louiselincoln]

For the linguistic anglophiles - Jack's missed a few nuances here, but I'm sure Susie Dent would be able to clarify. Trollied: inebriated to the point of not longer being able to walk, requiring assistance to stand. Normally said person is moved by using a commandeered shopping cart, late at night, which may result in a canal finding itself having a slightly raised water level by 4am. Tea should be made by 'stewing' the bags IN the TEAPOT!!!! JACK!! Please!!!! I could go on but, in honour of being quintessentially British, I must now hold my tongue and maintain my stiff upper lip. Over and out.

[@arsonsoundsgoodrn]

3:20 as a British person, i actually have almost a different like.. way of making the tea. The tea bags don't have a string attached. I put it in with 2 teaspoons of sugar then add the water. Let it soak then get the teaspoon and kind of her all of the water out of the teabag using the side of the cup. Basically just pressing it hard enough against the cup. Then I add mile and wowie it's a tea! It's really interesting seeing how others don't do it like I've been doing it since 5!

[@Digighost_5]

This is how I do it too. I wonder if it's a northern thing?

[@thefurrybastard1964]

I put in the 2 spoonfulls of sugar, then the tea bag. Then I pour the water in. I stir it vigourously and squeeze the bag with the spoon until the water is a rich red-brown. Then I put in a small amount of milk.

[@maxcryer3301]

Disgraceful

[@arsonsoundsgoodrn]

@@thefurrybastard1964 yeah same

[@arsonsoundsgoodrn]

@@Digighost_5 im basically in the middle but maybe

[@Hx3ney]

If this was my world he would be the new cohost for the bake off and then I'd be dead

[@futuramabender2078]

Are ya talkin bout The British Bake-Off? My mom LOVES that show! ❤

[@Hx3ney]

@@futuramabender2078 I'm enjoying this season and Alison is wonderful but I love Jack Whitehall and think he'd be a great host 😊

[@alexrose9507]

This is brilliant! All so true! (Although it is probably worth mentioning that while the title says British the video is really talking about England which is not the same as Britian... Britian is three different countries, which a lot of people forget)

[@Margot-b4i]

when you go to the private school and you do rowing races at Henley and your mum always wears her gillet

[@rachelcookie321]

I’m so not posh I don’t even know what a gillet is.

[@willcookmakeup]

His eyes are beautiful omg

[@marissasturzaker3483]

I’m 26 and Aussie. I say ‘bob’s you’re bloody uncle.’ I guess we just took the slang and added bloody to it haha.

[@mynameissam3257]

As a Brit the only piece of British slang he said that I have ever heard used is bob’s your uncle

[@malicemacey]

Not British 😂

[@mynameissam3257]

@@malicemacey I am it’s just the other song is never used I honestly thought he was joking and making up fake British sounding slang until he said bob’s your uncle

[@malicemacey]

@@mynameissam3257 you need to get trollied ASAP and mingle with the people!

[@beckyallsopp5695]

The whole phrase is actually Bob's your uncle and Fanny's your Aunt. You all must be very young

[@cestjane2260]

American here…Malteasers are my favorite!

[@paularunslondon]

I think he’s talking about a “caff” not having alternative milks. But go anywhere decent and you can get alternative milks. Soy milk in tea is great! And jelly babies 100% have to be Rowntrees. Never seen the brand he held up before.

[@rachelcollins5923]

Don't you mean Bassetts Jelly Babies...

[@maehood3486]

He completely forgot about Yorkshire pudding....

[@katn9572]

Putting the teabag into the cup when you have a teapot 😂😂 I thought this guy was supposed to be posh

[@ladyflimflam]

Posh means other people make your tea so you don’t need to know how.

[@Mr_wally]

I got a Yorkshire tea advert after the tea bit

[@TheBoxPodcast201]

I like how, for a supposedly travel youtube channel, they are perfectly OK with interchanging 'British' and 'England'. Britain and England are not the same thing. England lays within Great Britian, and yet Britain is not just the country of England.😂

[@hummingbirdcage5098]

Loved the Love Island joke, spot on 😆

[@jamesevans5937]

Watching this as a geordie is gold 🤣🤣

[@V3N0MGAM1NG]

as a northerner hearing the slang is upsetting but everything else is spot on haha

[@heyy192]

Fr I think they’re all more posh terms like

[@markevans9188]

in the dictionary, the word with the most synonyms is "inebriated"

[@whoopwhoopje]

The magic roundabout should be added to the lonely planet

[@joerickards9906]

I should say having warm milk in your tea is frowned upon

[@hellojello8376]

Bob´s your uncle, we say that in East coast Canada 🎉

[@leslies.5541]

In my family we refer to the tea being properly steeped is "The tea is stupid ((sic) the rea has been stuped) 😂😂❤

[@insightful_fairy8743]

I moved out of the uk 6 years ago…. And I miss it so much! 😢 I will probably move back lol

[@blobibo]

He's not just British, he's posh British

[@bradleyheck7204]

Well, he's poshISH English.

[@mandychapin9411]

I have wanted to move to england since I was a kid.

[@crazymusicchick]

The cockney accent is similar to Australian because alot of the 1st brits in Australia where cockney

[@TerriThorns]

i have 2 sugars in my tea! it has to be yorkshire tea 🤣 and i still use bobs your uncle and fannys your aunt! hahaha

[@krutibhavsar9534]

Percy pigs and Mickey Heads are my favorites ❤😂

[@isabelleperera2294]

i am a little bit of a fan of tea bagging’ how he said this with a straight face i do not know

[@emilygilbeyful]

Ive never heard pied off and im British and on tiktok!!! Haha

[@reshmapatel325]

Hey British food is amazing. It isn't bland. Cottage pie🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@bradleyheck7204]

That's all folklore that goes back to the war and rationing afterward. It hasn't been true for half a century.

[@danielgardecki1046]

Cottage Pie is a poor mans Shepherds Pie. The difference is even more notable if you've ever had Cottage Pie and Shepherds Pie ready meals, as the Shepherds Pie wins all day long.

[@calumlonzie6900]

Swindon part was dead on that roundabout is a a loop 🔁 Wiltshire for you

[@JuliefromNeth]

Can we have one of these videos about Britain, but more serious? Like you did with Sam and Niall?

[@agussmercado]

im dying this is hilarious love jack sm

[@Yarita00]

No… I’m sorry…. You brew the tea in the pot… you don’t steep it in the tiny cup where it’s will get cold before your first sip!

[@summer-roseknight]

Anyone unnerved with how accurate his accents are?

[@eimeargargan2071]

Come on Jack you know better teabag into teapot not cup…

[@krystinalyon9305]

Outrageous mistake…

[@backstagewithcaitlin]

bobs your uncle is such a weird phrase when u think about it 😂😂 why do we use that

[@VoidVerification]

Jack apparently likes his tea very strong if he enjoyed tea brewed with a regular tea bag in the tiny puddle of water he poured into that cup :D

[@rachelcookie321]

You’d call that strong?

[@lydiax22]

proud brummie as it was featured

[@randomina465]

He's so funny 🤣

[@emmacollett2629]

Ugh, East Midlands trains. Makes the Trans Pennine Express feel like the Orient Express.

[@johnkitchen4699]

As a Brit, I’m not certain after this display I could call Mr Whitehall British, especially his abominable attempt at making tea!

[@futuramabender2078]

People have their own ways of makin tea! Can we not judge people, please?

[@erintilling1878]

The fact that map was so wrong..😂 tunbridge wells was spelt wheels

[@maddyx5427]

Cant believe he didnt have his pinky out while drinking the tea

[@markricketts6957]

That's not how you drink tea.

[@bradleyheck7204]

He's not a DUKE or anything.

[@miacole23]

Dreading learning the magic roundabout.

[@fergusnn8066]

He puts the teabag in the cup you have to put it in the teapot to let it stew

[@rachelcookie321]

If you’re making multiple cups. If you’re only having one then you put it into the cup.

[@angelica_mannielet]

What 😂😂😂🎉 !!

[@heidimarie1198]

SWINDON MASSIVE - But we are a town my darling.

[@Destinationswithdunks]

😂😂 nailed it

[@NLou001]

Someone is in love with his girlfriend. He's a British treasure!!!

[@paulahillier1390]

I thought Maltesers were Canadian. 😊

[@NotAgnor]

You can just add “ed” to any word and make it a word for being drunk

[@racheltaylor6578]

Bob’s your Uncle.Fannie’s your Aunt.

[@baxterb1149]

I love Percy pig 😅

[@ChanningWearsSunscreen]

I would teabag/ steep for 5 minutes

[@ep8755]

Seriously, we’re not drinking alternative milk to be contrary, or as a fad. We’re just lactose intolerant. Give it a break with crapping on alternative milk. If I could drink dairy I would.

[@mcharlie260]

I've been to the UK. They're totally fine with alternatives. He's just joshing.

[@Moglomlov]

Chill, I'm sure he's not aiming at people who are lactose intolerant but getting at those who just drink alternative milk because it's a trend or cause they think milk is bad for you.

[@naheed03]

You do know you can get lactose free dairy milk in every grocery store

[@bountyhuntergames1239]

Big up Trowvagas😂

[@amairhapokala]

I wanna be British too

[@crochetinquarantine7390]

Do u guys have the phrase “Happy as Larry” in the us? Or like any where outside rhe uk? Although i think bobs ur uncle is commonly used? Idk, i havent heard pied off before?

[@robhannam7294]

The most important question Percy the pig or Colin the caterpillar

[@thatonetheatrekid673]

Me: watches this Also me: is British

[@sharonboot478]

Jack!! dont diss our grub to the yanks

[@bowbelleortonking]

My name is Bow-Belle

[@hanahahmad]

hes so funny lollll

[@christinawatkinsyoutube]

Ah, jellyfied human beings 😍🥹 hahaha I remember beheading them too

[@hhhhhheyyyyyyyyyyy]

He became handsome what