Jack Whitehall Is NOT HAPPY With Vegans | Stand Up

[@jpage813]

“She looked at me like I had requested it from hers” That killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@imranahmed-in4mo]

Did you enjoyed

[@potato686]

@@imranahmed-in4mo nah he dead

[@tortilla.co605]

@@imranahmed-in4mo oh lol this is funny you would be good role of one side Jack you got the right when I got the last one I’m horrible

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

@@tortilla.co605 what

[@MamaBearwithASnaggletooth]

That’s my favorite part 😂

[@KDaisy_82]

"We have enough milks. STOP MILKING SHIT!!!" I'm crying. He is absolutely one of my favorite comedians.

[@imperallady]

Stoooop milkiiing shiiit! I laugh like hell every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lisa_san7037]

I can’t breathe 😂😂

[@lordaurelius83]

If the video had captions I would've made it into a meme

[@spinarch5482]

This man complains in sope opera.

[@thegreenrabbit2737]

same tho

[@HardDiff]

“Your suffocating me~ no actually I’m making you oxygen negative” I shall use this quote in my life somewhere.

[@madziastudios8935]

Me too

[@infinitevirus4826]

when are you ever gonna use that other than a murder? lol

[@HardDiff]

Infinite_virus exactly.

[@GhostBear3067]

Or CO2 hyper-positive

[@Ερμιόνη-κ3ξ]

My exact first thought when 8 heard this phrase

[@thecalamity278]

"We have enough milks. STOP MILKING SHIT" Dumbledore said calmly

[@LilKitten9620]

Omg I heard that in my head 🤣🤣🤣

[@rasmuspetervammenrsns3353]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EthanBuildz]

I like how I read that in Stephen frys voice

[@callumhowgego14]

HARRY DID YOU MILK THE GOBLET OF FIRE? Dumbledore asked calmly

[@fnfaddict]

im not happy with us either 💀💀 we figured out how to milk rice

[@abbiecarter4578]

fun fact, in arizona plant-based milk can no longer legally be allowed "milk" because the farmers got mad, so we have a wide variety of "nut juices"

[@chriscostanza8873]

First time I’m envious of America

[@shutout951]

@@chriscostanza8873 i give it about 20 minutes before the French milk farmers park their tractors on the highway and bring this to Europe.

[@chriscostanza8873]

@@shutout951 french milk market is very different they have levels of pasteurisation to consider first.

[@bossman8805]

imagine being such a snowflake you get upset by something being called milk 😂 that’s like saying oh you can no longer say chicken drumsticks cuz percussionists got mad

[@chriscostanza8873]

@@bossman8805 ironically milk substitutes actually have a much higher profit margin, shelf life and I’ve found people are actually willing to pay more for it for those snowflakes are fairly business savvy

[@devolinedits4481]

“We’ve got a coconut milk - We’ve got an almond nut milk - We’ve got a hazelnut milk - We’ve got a cashew nut milk - We’ve got a macadamia nut milk - We’ve got an oat milk - rice milk - hemp milk - soy milk - you can have it from a bean, from a _____ , from a nut, from a grain, from an oat, from a _____ , from a seed, from a tree”. SOUNDS LIKE DR. SEUSS FOR THE 21st CENTURY

[@xakirax_8864]

It does!

[@the_purple_kat]

I think the two blanks are pulp (or pulse?) and wheat.

[@thecassman]

The blanks are 'pulse' and 'flax'

[@gablison]

I thought it was pulse and leaf

[@jimmyjab190]

@Ruach Van der Merwe cow milk tastes good, everything else doesn't

[@aricaine5024]

He would be the most wonderful actor for Shakespearean comedies.

[@catherinethurmond4776]

I'd love to see him as Puck

[@Orion3101]

Catherine Thurmond id love to see him as Sir Andrew Aguecheek

[@aricaine5024]

@@Orion3101 :o yesssss

[@ricebeansrockroll882]

Oh god yes

[@ginat3592]

I concur

[@racheljones2328]

Just gotta say, that shirt makes his blue eyes POP!

[@K100-b3e]

He knows it

[@kingjamestres]

The fact that I only noticed now that his eyes are blue makes me disagree lol

[@faithfulforever6331]

He may be wearing blue contacts that make his already blue eyes stand out even more.

[@sarahtoner6914]

Hes a beaut 😍

[@Thesleepypoet]

It's the stage lighting too

[@marycanary86]

"will everyone. stop. milKING. SHIT?!?!?!" i had to pause and cry-laugh

[@edram4051]

That makes two of us! 😂😂

[@BadoodRust]

Better than stealing milk from cows that produce it for their babies which are also stolen so that humans can consume it and not them

[@sheilahanindra3316]

the MILKING part got me

[@mistermack4987]

Vegans : We are the only species that drinks the milk from a different species Zookeeper that has spent his life feeding milk to every baby mammal ever: Uhh...Wot?

[@mistermack4987]

@@BadoodRust True because lions and sharks never seperate the weak and young from the herd for food

[@totome9039]

I love the british humour. Some people find it dry but i find it hilarious. I love how they can be snappy too.

[@sarahbrightmore3749]

I know right? Trying to explain it to anyone just nigh impossible, it just is funny!!

[@AnnaPxx]

It's brilliant! One of the reasons why I moved here. Some people don't get it thou. From which part of the world are you from if I may? 🙂

[@sarahbrightmore3749]

@@AnnaPxx I am from Yorkshire in England (so a northerner if you're game of thrones fan!) I've been raised on British humour so I understand it haha 😁😁 What about you, my friend?

[@AnnaPxx]

@@sarahbrightmore3749 thanks for replying! I live in Yorkshire too 🙂👍🏼, I'm Italian originally 🇮🇹 🇬🇧

[@sarahbrightmore3749]

@@AnnaPxx No worries always nice to chat, which part of Yorkshire? Wow always wanted to see Italy

[@harmonyqueue]

Jack: You are drinking _nut_ juice. Gays in the audience: I don't... get...

[@stephss]

Right...only gay people with testicals ...

[@frogsy1464]

Steph Ss shhhh

[@bjn_bikes9015]

Your not wrong

[@thekrrib]

Yup ... I've got no problem drinking nut juice 😉 ... Oh, I'm a chick ... and a Vegan 😆 Best Vegan bashing comedy I've ever heard.

[@cacadordeliberalprogressis1500]

ha, thats gayyyy

[@richardxia1720]

“You are suffocating me!” “Just making you oxygen-negative” 💀💀💀

[@Dayday-6297]

4:35 "You drove here in a fucking hummer" Bruh I was drinking the milk from my cereal and it came out my nose XD

[@hussainbedair7676]

But was it disgusting titty milk?

[@Dayday-6297]

@@hussainbedair7676 Yes, yes it was titty milk

[@richyyLR]

Sure it did

[@aesthetichousehold3319]

@@Dayday-6297 DISGUSTING *WAVES A CROSS IN YOUR A FACE* /j

[@phoenix0166]

Wait the cereal or the milk? Also what kind? Was it from a tree? A seed? A nut? A flower? A family SUV? A brick? A goddamn cell tower because we’re that kind of people?

[@danniep2737]

Literally whenever I have cereal now, I'm like "Gotta pour my dirty _titty_ milk"

[@janewhite9398]

You think that's funny sad little person oh sorry your a cow because you obviously are you drink her milk made for her baby 🍼

[@PapaLobo94]

Well played, good sir 👏🏻👏🏻😂😂

[@BroccoliLand]

Cow's titty milk to be precise

[@davidamado3651]

And quoting Taylor Swift: “Oh damn, never seen that color blue”... his eyes are gorgeous

[@acutierolls]

Jack's got the posh vegan jokes done and Daniel sloss has the middle class vegans sorted

[@xpledgeturnprestigex]

Posh and middle class are generally the same thing, aren't they? Most middle class people I know are also pretty posh haha

[@janimates2204]

Emily Stark the difference is that middle class thinks they’re posh

[@yellowcrocs9000]

Emily Stark think it depends on the area you live in cuz most middle class ppl ik aren’t posh at all lol

[@AMPFEAST]

I dont know if one can really talk about "sorted" and "done" considering how lame the jokes are and how they will probably wont even phase most vegans except maybe for their misinforming character

[@TCt83067695]

@@AMPFEAST who hurt you boo?

[@lexietaylor9722]

The best part is, he’s making fun of all types of milk drinkers. This was so funny.

[@talyah23]

No he isn't...he's making fun of vegans while being proud of drinking raped cow milk meant for calves and not humans.

[@kikidee6741]

@@talyah23 Raped💀 Now we're raping the cows huh....what in the world

[@lifeoftennis1285]

@@kikidee6741 Submit/force a puppy into a cage/rack so she can’t escape and then shove your fist and a rod up her private parts... and it’s rape Do it to a cow though... and tHeRe’S nO IsSuE

[@kafkaskitchen]

@@lifeoftennis1285 well, tastes great

[@yaamir7201]

@@lifeoftennis1285 Spitting fax

[@lunarcreepypasta6937]

My lactose intolerant butt: "Lol yeah too many milks" *Chugs half gallon of milk* "Imma regret this later but that's a problem for future me"

[@mayimwater3858]

"Would you please refrain from entering the hotel swimming pool if you have active diarrhea"

[@lunarcreepypasta6937]

@@mayimwater3858 😂😂 of course Distinguished Host!

[@curse4384]

“And u don’t give a damn about that guy”

[@leviroch]

You can always tell if someone's a real lactose intolerant person coz they'll just roll the dice when it comes to cheese. . . Bust out the triple cream brie and crackers and they'll just buy an extra roll of shit tickets and pre-book the loo :D

[@cvgurau]

if i ever met past me that guy’s catchin hands

[@spinarch5482]

"Last I checked, almonds are pretty flat chested" "You are drinking NUT JUICE!!"

[@IchigoKurosaki666]

And it's white

[@hanikazuha]

"I'd like it from a nipple please..." Can't get enough of this after repeating it over and over again

[@oliviascott2995]

*makes joke about tofu* camera: *pans to Asian man*

[@AshiyaWhitley-ShawVeganAthlete]

Shady cameraman!😂

[@patheticgamer325]

@Hezzy Mac Arthur sterotype

[@masterofrockets]

7:18

[@DeathnoteBB]

Hezzy Mac Arthur Trust me we don’t eat a lot of tofu unless you’re a vegetarian. It’s an Asian stereotype here

[@andreaong5067]

@@DeathnoteBB yeah but we have tastier tofu options

[@hiroki_rinn]

My brother-in-law said “nut juice” while we had a similar “too many milk options” conversation the other night and my KZbin listened and recommended this video. 🤣

[@liriquack]

Those pretty eyes...

[@TCt83067695]

I never noticed them before. Are they contacts?

[@liriquack]

@@TCt83067695 I don't know, this is pretty much the first time I've seen him

[@TCt83067695]

@@liriquack I just watch another clip and he made a joke about wearing contacts and sleeping with his eyes open on a plane. So yeah these must be contacts lol. Awesome detective work if I do say so myself lol

[@liriquack]

@@TCt83067695 yeah that makes sense!

[@AmWhoCares]

​ @TCt83067695 I had never noticed his eyes before this clip, Googled him and on all the pictures I've seen he always had blue eyes... Guess his polo shirt really brings them out

[@xploitcat]

"Nope, just making you Oxygen Negative." Is the sickest one-liner i've ever heard.

[@eyela3236]

the delivery in this bit is iconic -- he really got the absolute best out of a good concept

[@noodsoof541]

“Nope, just making you oxygen negative”

[@maggiem6209]

I don't think I've ever had to pause a comedy vid to literally cry laughing. 😂😂😂

[@bazza5699]

and you paused this!??? blimey.. you need to watch some actual comedy

[@maggiem6209]

@@bazza5699 Not usually a comedy fan, myself. I tend to be frustrated by it more often than not but I find one every so often that makes me laugh.

[@bazza5699]

@@maggiem6209 look up Stewart Lee... and his stand up regarding observational comedy...

[@cattheloud]

"Would everyone...stop...MILKING SHIT?!" has become part of my household's daily vernacular.

[@AlexB-mu8ox]

Having been plant positive for nearly a decade I’ve seen too many comedians’ vegan skits just be downright offensive... this was excellent and the man has not an ounce of malice.

[@Zett76]

You think? I have a minor problem with all these comedians, being extremely liberal about everything, but when it comes to vegans, they become very... in lack of a better word: racist. And I have a problem with comedians providing comedic relief for mass rape and mass murder...

[@Tcrumpen]

@@Zett76 its not that they are making jokes about vegan as a dietary choice. Its the attitude of the people they are making jokes about

[@Zett76]

@@Tcrumpen you mean like "you are killing animals, for no vital reason"? (which is just fact) That "attitude"? 😁 (and more often than not, even "I'm vegan" is enough to trigger and/or offend people... 😂) Don't call your reactions our mistakes. 😉

[@pig9412]

@@Zett76 Wow, you literally proved his point. 🤡 Well, lets mark you off as another stereotype and have the rest of us move on with our lives.

[@Zett76]

@@Tcrumpen what about the "comedic relief for mass murder" don't you understand? 😁 I mean, I get it. As everyone tries to believe to be one of the "good" ones, you have to ignore that part...

[@NightRainPanda]

He manages to diss vegans in the least offensive way possible, where even the vegans are kinda like, *yeahhh*

You haven't met many vegans…

[@NightRainPanda]

@ Yes I have. Most of them, pretty chill with this sort of humor.

[@Milfuelle100]

Me: *laughs* Also me: *hasn't had dairy milk in 3 years*

[@roxie6519]

Ten years for me, yet I was laughing on floor!

[@simransimran9339]

You mean the chocolate or regular milk?

[@gamleskalle1]

4 years

[@roxie6519]

@@simransimran9339 Either. I am both allergic and lactose intolerant.

[@kogbechie123]

4 years for me too!

[@classifiedx8861]

“Your suffocating me” “Nope, I’m just making you oxygen negative” -Jack

[@Ali-lh1st]

He just called a condom a bag for life😂😂

[@sonnyrynsaard3567]

It's more a bag *of* life

[@kangaroo7525]

@someone in the world I think they did... Sperm creases life.

[@notfunny6606]

The way he said "milking sh*t" was executed perfectly

[@lucasvrochopulos7327]

This is completly off topic. But his eyes are so blue!

[@sarahbrightmore3749]

They are, aren't they? 😍

[@papagrounds]

It's the magic of the same colored shirt.

[@sahibathind5373]

Sexy aren't they 😜

[@lucasvrochopulos7327]

@@sahibathind5373 i mean i do have some kinda crush on this man, so i guess we could call them that 😆

[@davidransom643]

That’s pretty much on topic because it’s his looks if anything that have made him successful

[@Howiesgirl]

I'm American & this gentleman popped up on my feed today out of the blue, so I watched several of his videos. He's hilarious!! This particular bit about vegans had me laughing so much that I had to keep stopping the video so I didn't miss anything. I live in a very rural, meat & potatoes area, so I really appreciate this bit of humor.

[@helenchelmicka3028]

Def check out his American vs British clip 🤣🤣🤣

[@Pumpkin0_0]

How can he look like a kid and an adult at the same time?

[@kerryann9851]

Have you heard of John Mulaney? 😂

[@Pumpkin0_0]

@@kerryann9851 Of course, but John Mulaney only looks a bit like a kid and an adult at the same time these days, while this guy takes things to a new level. John Mulaney's combination is more like an older teenager and a 30 year-old. lol

[@akiraamamiya4966]

The way he said "would everyone stop MILKING SHIT" just killed me

[@treble2994]

Whitehall's stand up has really improved. He used to be majorly repetitive, but now he uses word play and has grown into himself beautifully!

[@aperson9641]

He sounds like the perfect Victorian era villain, and I love it

[@houdasalhi3076]

Not a dairy drinker but actually dead this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rsswd]

He's turned into his father.

[@TheAdaaamski]

Precisely what I was thinking!

[@hikaru78-]

Who is his father ?

[@eddiemightbecool]

Hikaru 78 Micheal Whitehall

[@SavingwithSaadi]

I've seen this special four times, and I always burst out laughing at "Would everyone....stop....MILKING SHIT!!"

[@Letmetalk123]

Love how he genuinely looks like he’s in pain talking about this issue

[@professormcnasty800]

I DIED AT OXYGEN NEGATIVE I CANT

[@MarkWhiley]

I only drink vegan milk but laughed out loud. Honestly, they could cut it down to Oat Milk only and be done with it. The rest either taste a bit crap in coffee and for breakfast or require a lot of water to produce. Oat is also good for most intolerances and if made from gluten free oats then you solve that as well. Bonanza.

[@Milfuelle100]

I much prefer almond milk

[@mooonedropper]

You sir are a waste of space

[@nyams8]

Oat milk is the besssst!!!

[@TG-xp5zw]

I'm vegan and think most of them taste odd or bitter. I always recommend oat milk to anyone looking for dairy free options.

[@HerbOlTea]

Hm I think soy milk is the best but oat milk is ok too. I don't get the problem with having choices though.

[@SS-uo3uf]

I like how the segment ended, he pleased both the sides 😂

[@annejie]

This is hilarious! But all those milks are a rescue team for allergic people, really. As a mom of an allergic kid I hope all these do not vanish from the counter.

[@authorofone]

So pea milk is a rescue? How? I get having a lactose intolerance, but you don’t need 4000 variations

[@annejie]

@@authorofone There are different types of allergies, there are multiple allergies, and each of them would require a different replacement.

[@annejie]

@@Gorgomosh it is the way nature tells us that we are wasting and polluting it. And also that we eat and breathe shit that we've created ourselves.

[@gwenthielman932]

Gorgomosh please don‘t be so rude. Imagine having a nut allergy and someone else is lactose intollerant. Soy milk is the answer. My niece for example is allergic to quite a lot of things and the only milk she got to drink in the past was butter milk and she didn‘t like it at all. All these options have been a blessing for her because sometimes your allowed to have a thing, but it might not taste good to you. Jack was laughing with it but i also don‘t think he intends for people to be mean about it towards others

[@francomuscellini1744]

@@scottdelinger1 and if you drink it you get send to the bad place

[@severinalarie]

Jack: I come from a very rough part of London called Notting Hill Me, an American with no clue what Notting Hill is: *snort laughs* Edit: I understand it’s a joke and I understand WHY it’s a joke. My COMMENT was a joke. Please stop telling me what Notting Hill is. Thank you.

[@randomgachaboi2234]

I can relate

[@esobelisk3110]

I’ve never heard of Notting Hill before, but the name is so aggressively posh, I just thought of it as 'whatever the Scottish think the English are'.

[@ivylasangrienta6093]

You should watch the movie.

[@DevyaniMulik]

@@ivylasangrienta6093 lmao, yes

[@gabrielle916]

I think of the movie Notting Hill.

[@wafalakhchine7044]

" hot or ...cold " I couldn't breathe for a hall minute 😂😂😂😂

[@austindolan7182]

he sounds like if stewie griffin did stand up.

[@lowdivestheanchor]

wtf his voice is anything but

[@sirduckington5435]

Idk you drove here in a fuckimg hummer sounded pretty close

[@dottie1966]

Yes! came here to say this!

[@peachylady]

No.

[@miklosmorandini8211]

I mean... the word for plant positive is "herbivore"...

[@jamesmcinnis208]

You mean.

[@saoirse7167]

Is there something wrong with ‘herbivore’?

[@willowweedsYT]

Miklós Morandini Funny, but wrong, a herbivore can’t actually biologically process meat, someone who is plant positive sounds more like they’ve contracted a rare illness where leaves grow out of their ears.

[@jamesmcinnis208]

@@willowweedsYT "actually"

[@r0bw00d]

@@willowweedsYT Or cauliflower.

[@hendelcyp]

*"it's a bag for life"* ahahaha the double meaning thoo

[@laikacons]

“What are your milk options?” “Hot or cold” Lol

[@ara4271]

Friend: You’re suffocating me Jack: Nope! Just making you oxygen-negative HAHAHAHAH I DIEDDD

[@lubna4394]

So did his friend

[@henrikkjuus90]

That shirt really brings out his eyes. Also, I have never seen anything so blue in my entire life

[@keti6437]

"We currently don't have a cure for cancer and there are twelve milk substitutes" LMAOOO THIS KILLED MEEE

[@Chepperz]

Ironic considering the milk he's asking for contributes to several types of cancer 😂😂😂

[@SpareSomeChange8080]

​@@Chepperz which milk?

[@warriorbard]

Lol, as someone who is lactose intolerant, I would still agree that there are now way too many alternative milk options. I honestly didn't even know you could make milk out of some of these ingredients. I just get normal lactose free cow's milk because I have tried some of these rice and oat and hemp milks and if that's what I have to look forward to then I'd rather never drink milk again.

[@mariakhan7986]

OK good for you. There are people allergic to soy, nuts and literally loads of other allergies so it's nice to have variety. I appreciate the humor but those alternatives are also more for vegans too. Plus I have a milk allergy so even lacto free milk made me ill, which confused me till I realised it wasn't just lactose I can't have, it's milk from cows. To get lactose out they boil it the milk, but if you're vegan this is pointless. Personally oatly oat milk is my milk of choice. This show is obviously for humour purposes, imagine agreeing with it. 🙄

[@warriorbard]

@@mariakhan7986 Ain't nothing wrong with agreeing to statements even if it is for humor purposes, Maria. Everyone is allowed their opinion. It's great that there are substitutes out there that cater to people's allergies and dietary requirements. What's not great is when they try to force these substitutes on you and then condemn you for just wanting the original stuff.

[@mariakhan7986]

@@warriorbard I am not that kind of person. I do, however, object to the concept of too many substitutes. Believe what you want, but like you said, I have a right to disagree.

[@rachelfox8108]

@@mariakhan7986 I didn't think they took out the lactose by boiling it -- I thought they added the lactase enzyme to it (at least, that's what my cartons of lactose-free milk say).

[@mariakhan7986]

@@rachelfox8108 that's what the back of the ones I buy say so maybe different brands have different techniques but anyway it's still milk at the end of the day.

[@sarahmack2598]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"nope just making you oxygen negative" had me on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hotdog-nr3kr]

Hey man, I’m just trying to save the world

[@TCt83067695]

Oh my gosh it's the plant positive dude. Hey man 😁

[@sillywombat]

plant positive

[@serenevil]

insufferable

[@hayati6374]

Sen inspiring

[@AshiyaWhitley-ShawVeganAthlete]

👏🏽❤️😂

[@jays9869]

This man is so whimsical, what a joy.

[@infires2013]

Jack: "hail of tofu!" Cameraman: *cuts to some Asian people* Utter coincidence 😂😂

[@Johan_the_Marshal]

Oh… *oh that’s fucking gold*

[@aspennnnnn11235]

The little move he made when saying "macadamia nut milk" killed me

[@xwedfgh]

Being a lactose intolerant myself, society definitely needs to lay off the nut juice.

[@girlbutter4760]

The way he said "You´re the weirdos not me" killed me

[@toni4729]

Agree whole heartedlee.

[@tiffiguevara2926]

His voice is soooo mature nowww. But his wits is still great. Love you Jack! We mias you and Michael and winston :D

[@mrshadenoughofallthis911]

Tiffi Guevara we don’t miss Winston. 😱😱😱

[@nattmelankoli]

"you're suffocating me" "no, just making you oxygen-negative" i can't 💀

[@minus4425]

*You're the ones milking f**cking cashew nuts* killed me

[@Th4t_guy_]

"MILKING SHIT" needs to be a text notification lol

[@W.1617]

I don't even drink "regular" milk anymore and this was funny as hell😂

[@infinitevirus4826]

You are drinking *N U T J U I C E*

[@barbara9315]

“You are drinking nut juice!”

[@specificdaughter]

0:30 Just, the way he pulls the mic back. It's so calculated and that just makes it even more hilarious to me.

[@Marie-ss9so]

"YOUR DRINKING NUT JUICE!"says jack whitehall (i died of laughing from this stand up comedy)

[@MarciCaroline83]

LMAO! I watched the whole stand-up last night! Hi-lar-i-ous! xD No one couldn't say it better!

[@HBoyle]

Me: vegan of four years laughs ass off 🤣

[@itzmomo9]

Not me drinking almond milk while watching this lol

[@Marquee_Gaming88]

I can't stop replaying this 0:31 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wilhelmina8843]

I usually hate loud rants - but only Jack can do it and still be so funny.

[@nabilahstephens3983]

As someone who is allergic to almonds and soy, intolerant to coconut, can't have cashews on large amounts. That's why there so many milk types. I live off rice milk but my favourite is macadamia as it's so thick and delicious, better than actual milk in my opinion. Sucks I'm dairy intolerant since I love cheese so much 😭

[@lt.branwulfram4794]

That’ll be something to remember for the person inviting you over. It’s what Ronny Chieng ruthlessly, unapologetically and without a shred of remorse, refers to as a “genetic failure”. I personally disagree with this statement myself , but for reference, that stand up is also on Netflix.

[@BeefySpam]

I never realized coconut intolerance was a thing until I realized I had it recently.

[@nabilahstephens3983]

@@BeefySpam I know, it's in so many products too, thankfully I can handle small amounts but buying stuff can be so hard. Especially ice-cream and beauty products 😬

[@BeefySpam]

@@nabilahstephens3983 Exactly!

[@fredrikmudas]

You love cheese until you farts 😂

[@RebeckaSarkozy]

Hanging out with his dad Michael has brought out the posh in him.

[@orchardlea]

Having spent his life at prep and public schools probably brought our the posh in him when he was little 🤨

[@Allindriss]

OmG Jack is that one guy who always tells some story from his life and you and your friends love to listen because he can describe it in such a funny way

[@Ttfl22]

“Nope just making you oxygen negative”had me bawling 😂

[@iammiban]

When Jack lowers his tone for sharing a story, you know you're gonna be hit by a laugh wave

[@kristenblount8422]

The first time I used a reusable (metal) straw, I chipped my tooth. I switched to silicone straws but I still fear they might attack too.

[@Drexxaal]

Sorry! But also so 😝😜funny!

[@orchardlea]

You're not supposed to try to eat them!

[@1Dreamking]

Amazing! So many LOL's in a really short time is rare. :)

[@TheBlackHawk_45]

0:33 MILKING SHIT😂😂

[@xanderking3971]

I have just found this guy and the way he just continuously goes crazy on stage is the funniest thing ever.

[@Denkis_Lightning_Lover]

I love this man he cures my depression

[@toni4729]

Turn carnivore, that'll cures anyone's depression.

[@unconditionallymissie8368]

YYEEEESSS!!!! I need more! This guy is so funny!🤣

[@missblondiee22]

Okay but like, not only am I lactose intolerant, but I'm also allergic to almonds and soy, so I'm down three milk options, Jack! Yes this is a joke and I think its funny but it actually is nice to have a wide variety of options lol

[@diananeuman6222]

lactase pills solve your problems. I dont leave home without them. I hear what you're saying, though. I work in schools (when we have them again!) So nut "milks" are not an option, plus, i hate them.

[@walkerassasin277]

Pea milk

[@missblondiee22]

@@diananeuman6222 I'm allergic to those too lol

[@Yakarash]

At least it is a relatively harmless issue to laugh about. It is a personal choice for most (unlike gender, skin color etc) Though I don't get why everyone gets so defensive about veganism. It's not that different than being passionate about bacon, or whatever kind of food you prefer. I never have to bring it up, because everybody talks about it constantly. I don't like the taste of meat. I force myself to eat it now and then because it's difficult to get plant based food at Restaurants and most people don't know how to prepare a vegan meal that tastes edible. It must suck for those who genuinely can't eat most foods because of health reasons.

[@fridayschild722]

Until I was in my mid 20s when I moved out of india, I’d never heard of lactose intolerance. If I were , I Guess I would have just died,lol. In india the milk is a mix of cows and buffalo milk, which is thicker and and creamier compared to cows milk. Most of the dishes have ghee in them and almost all sweets have milk in them. But in recent years I’ve met a lot of people (non Indians) who are lactose intolerant, could it be because of our dietary lifestyle now?

[@Ballin4Vengeance]

“Stop MILKING SHIT!” Thus spake he, and the people laughed and cheered, for in their bellowing they understood not of his wisdom.

[@deedee7198]

"you're smothering me." "nope, just making you oxygen negative." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andiepotter9024]

This is so "Monty Pythons John Cleese" like, you just gotta love it 😄🤣😂 simply brilliant 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@chuckysmom4142]

Lactose intolerant here. I like oatmilk at the moment. This is hilarious though!

[@CyclingUrchin]

Same I laugh so hard at this but I drink oat milk and almond milk only

[@JediWebSurf]

You mean Nut juice of the oat variety.

[@sragdharaghosh3582]

"I'll like it from a nipple please"🤣🤣🤣

[@Omar-yi2mv]

7:19 “a hail of tofu” *camera instantly switches to Asian people*

[@Splinter-ge9pf]

💀

[@lordjigglepickle340]

💀

[@idek2973]

Basically Jack and John Mulaney are the same person 😂😂jk I love them both

[@nonsensycal1900]

Jack's from modern day, John Mulaney is from the 40's... That's the only difference

[@christinamagee7093]

He’s hilarious and divine! Those eyes man whew, it’s getting warm over here lol

[@Schuyyyy]

Most of the coffee and milk tea places where I live only have cow's milk but I'm a bit lactose intolerant 😂

[@larsvegas1505]

wait so u farted 1 time after drinking a glass of milk.. amazing!

[@rkah6187]

I think there's lactose free cow's milk by now, isn't there?

[@victoriansteam1562]

@@larsvegas1505 well i get diarrhea like crazy so I'd advise taking intolerances seriously

[@Wustenfuchs109]

@@larsvegas1505 It means that body can't process the ingredients of milk and AT BEST people feel bad and bloated after drinking it. Farts, while common in that situation, are the least of the problems. Also, it is NOT normal for grown mammals to drink milk - in humans it is actually a result of a freak mutation in the "old world" region that allowed some humans to keep drinking milk when they grow up. So making fun of people who are actually a world's majority and quite frankly in tune with the rest of the evolutionary tree, is not really a smart thing to do. Me myself? LOVE milk! Used to drink it as soon as it was milked, still warm. Half of my meals had milk or some dairy product included. But as I grew older, it started to make me feel bad, more and more. Now, I avoid it for simply not wanting to physically feel bad after a meal. Do I still LOVE it? Damn right I do. But I still avoid it.

[@MsOgr1]

Just drink it black. It doesn’t need milk.