The BEST Nintendo Game of ALL TIME

Coney throws EVERY Nintendo game ever made into a bracket and determines which Nintendo game is the best of all time.
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[@averypatrick5279]

Coney values legacy until he sees Arms and I respect that.

[@Joshyboy225]

#ARMSNICE

[@thearknoodle1469]

Coney values legacy untill he see's Metroid

[@NamelessGamer29]

Coney dismissing legacy for Zelda then immediately choosing Mario Party 1 over Super Metroid minutes later is a certified Coney move.

[@3DOM_]

That’s his roundabout way of saying he thinks Zelda aren’t great as games without his chat losing it. At the end of the day he likes Mario party 1 better than super Metroid, and probably likes both more than Zelda. It’s his opinion, he is allowed to say whatever he wants about those games, I just wish he’d say it straight up instead of wiggling his way around it.

[@chrisrockett5897]

​@@3DOM_Coney's gonna Coney.

[@dantereq]

I like how Coney defends certain games and then proceeds to call them bad like two rounds later

[@Chillaccino1]

Mario Party 8 moment...

[@LelouchOnTwi]

​@Chillarmyssb Coney really be having the most controversial takes....

[@TopOfAllWorlds]

​@@Chillaccino1 That perfectly descibes 8 actually. Good and bad at the same time

[@matthewbartlett3442]

In 8’s defense, the motion controls are implemented perfectly into the gameplay. You ever seen that one video?

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

Coney doesn't have genuine opinions, he has content opinions.

[@darkknightgamer123]

7:07 13:25 I love how every time Coney gets cocky and smug, the karma bracket seeding rips out his heart

[@ImGiovanna]

Literal Tom and Jerry moments

[@meee_5155]

12:30

[@trillaggaming2404]

19:18 I can't keep defending you brother this is WILD

[@Mugwise]

Very articulate and well thought out Zachary, the community once again thanks you for your valuable input

[@ImTheGuy]

Coney never fails to have bad takes.

[@theepicbladertvbeytuber6314]

Fact nigga is crazy for saying og Zelda is better than Splatoon 3🤬

[@Dekutard]

like what lol

[@rondoudoushiney3868]

When he said "there is a reason there was no Golden sun 2" i knew it was over 💀💀💀

[@omegalite8788]

@@rondoudoushiney3868worst take ever made 💀

[@rondoudoushiney3868]

@@omegalite8788 it's not even a bad take, it's straight up ignorance. Golden Sun 3 is 10+ years old 😭

[@LilGoblinMan]

"Senile Old Man makes worst bracket ever" should be the title

[@redskared8093]

Coney we didn't just get a Golden Sun 2, we got 3.

[@6dm978]

Coney will never stop hating jrpgs (he doesn’t have the attention span to read through more than 2 dialogue boxes)

[@epicness877]

This is my roommate to a tee

[@RuneTacticss]

@@6dm978 LULW true

[@goldskarr]

Wait didn't we get a third golden sun on the ds?

[@wumbojet]

This is just more evidence to never take Coney's opinions seriously because good lord there were some nuclearly awful takes, but we all already know that and forgive his sins

[@Starmar]

People like different things

[@sealbe1885]

​@@Starmarand some people are wrong

[@testpermanent417]

@@sealbe1885based

[@wumbojet]

@@Starmar it's not about his opinions, which are extremely one-dimentional, but most people's are, is the way he gives his reasoning for them which is complete and utter nonsense

[@DrGandW]

Yeah I had to stop watching for a bit when he put ARMS over Wii Sports

[@taken_over3416]

I’m not even a big Nintendo fan and some of these picks made me want to throw my phone. Good video

[@chrisrockett5897]

I feel that shit, I was furious when he put Pokémon Blue over Golden Sun.

[@freddart5163]

"hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" was perfect for that 😂

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Wow I liked this video so much that I threw my phone across the room and it shattered

[@WhyYouWahYoo]

Coney is a variety gamer trapped with a Nintendo-centric audience and it’s always funny how pissed Nintendo fans get at his takes

[@Joshyboy225]

Agreed. everyone’s so pressed and it’s hilarious. Even if I don’t agree with some of his opinions, I respect them enough not to throw a fit lmao

[@Daft0Cean968]

honestly i feel like the deeper you get into games (at least online) the less fun you're likely to have due to the toxicity of people online.

[@silver_cck]

I wonder if Coney would ever consider playing Strikers netplay because there is a competitive scene for it. It gets pretty technical as well. That being said, the online era for it during the Wii's lifespan was a lot of fun and a nice memory for nostalgia

[@felipegodoy5342]

I hope he finds a way to play it, it'd be really fun to see him play it

[@silver_cck]

@@felipegodoy5342Akshon esports did a little exposé on it a while back, that'd probably be the easiest way for him to start

[@ArcadeStriker]

I had looked up on whether Mario Strikers Charged worked over Wiimfii...and apparently as of this year it *still* does, so it would be well worth checking out if the online holds up

[@co5micwaffle742]

Most of my personal memories from Strikers were actually from the CPUs. Those things were cracked and still fun as hell to play against.

[@felipegodoy5342]

@@co5micwaffle742 Story mode is hard af

[@aelc2829]

I laughed a lot at this one and talked to my monitor like a schizophrenic. Thanks for the laughs, Coney.

[@thomfyoufool]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who actively talks to the screen

[@s0mniosidae]

Coney consistently provides the most infuriating content and I am the addict who will watch it anyways

[@BF_Brix]

Mood!

[@griffinking4755]

“DK64 is super-mutant banjo kazooie” is my new favorite coney analogy

[@SupernalWanderer]

The way this man refuses to pick a side between personal opinion and legacy/cultural relevance destroys my brain.

[@tdee2715]

This video just exemplifies how old Coney is LMAO

[@StarChargerStudios]

the whiplash from snaping back and forth from incredible, based takes and takes that would make even the devil on coney's shoulder go "now what is this mf on about now?" is crazy

[@HamsterMaster8]

I loved this stream so much Hearing coneys old man stories, what he values in a game, and what these games mean to him was genuinely really touching

[@sant6182]

I love watching Coney make up some reason for a game to win, just to contradict it in the next round. Also Mario 64 vs Pikmin was an early final

[@buff00n3ry]

Playing Strikers Charged, with surround sound speakers set up: Feeling actual *ripples* echo through your body is an unmatched experience.

[@carlossierra9685]

DUDE YES, I'M GLAD SOMEONE ELSE HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE

[@drewpeterson215]

i swear to god i’ve never been more tilted than when coney put kirby’s adventure over xenoblade chronicles because of some out of context cutscenes from the SECOND GAME

[@clintwaki6936]

You say that like the context of that scene improves it at all.

[@LtCdrXander]

Kirby could eat Shulk, Rex, and the whole kerfuffle. Kirby sweep

[@jamesfunnymorrison8305]

XENOBLADE BAD GAME I GO TO SLEEP

[@ShallBePurified]

I went into this video know Coney would immediately kill off Xenoblade and Fire Emblem. That man is BIASED lol.

[@LtCdrXander]

@@ShallBePurified I find it funny that you could easily just replace Xenoblade's and Fire Emblem's characters with Mario characters, and Coney would be all over it and love it, saying how "creative and novel" it is. This is coming from someone who doesn't like Xenoblade or FE either, but I find it funny how Coney is so biased against anything that has a serious story and an anime art style.

[@JMalaby89]

I honestly love that Coney stuck to his heart with Mario Strikers.

[@leoreim3895]

“Mario party created a genre” as he moves the mouse away from super Metroid

[@ceoofceos5219]

9:16 I like how he literally shows us that he’s the person in the tweet

[@RadicalCapitol]

I genuinely cannot think of a bad Xenoblade 1 cutscene, Coney getting it confused with Xenoblade 2 smh

[@sentoworf]

Xenoblade 2 did irreparable damage to that series

[@TheBoltMaster456]

I can't think of a bad Xenoblade 2 cutscene either. Like??????? Xenoblade 3 maybe, but 1 and 2 were bangers through and through.

[@RadicalCapitol]

@@TheBoltMaster456 I moreso meant bad as in what Twitter would call bad. Like, the horny and/or cringe cutscenes. Like blushy-crushy, or one-eyed monster. Not saying if I agree with that or not! Just that's what I meant by my comment.

[@buff00n3ry]

2:16 As someone who was an "essential worker" during this time period, I had NO faith in things getting any better.

[@ro-q7621]

Kirby over Xenoblade is a CRIME!

[@coco_rthritis6462]

That one guy that got banned literally called it 😂

[@DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly]

"If game 1 had not come out then game 3 would not have come out, 3 was supper important to me so game 1 moves on to the next round" This alternate time line talk always comes up when talking about ranking games and movies, the quality of the thing is waay different than the influence it has later on. Always infuriates me when people weigh legacy waaay too much cause that dose not mean it is a better game. A game should stand up on its own, not after you play it and do background homework to know the influence it has.

[@chrisrockett5897]

Fr.

[@nathansiler8022]

100% agree

[@thomfyoufool]

I love when I will be so mad about a game I care about and then as soon as it’s not something I care about I’m laughing up a storm

[@chrisrockett5897]

I relate.

[@TheDukeofCheese12]

I love how whenever Coney ranks anything Nintendo, it usually just defaults to Mario

[@TheBoltMaster456]

Yup. The hilarious part is some of the games he immediately counts out like Xenoblade and Fire Emblem would be at the top for him if they simply used the Mario IP instead. lmao

[@sadluciofrog]

coney, about the N64 render style stuff, you gotta talk to ironpineapple. I know you guys probably don't have much overlap, but he's got a guy for that. if you haven't seen his n64 style dark souls posters, they're amazing

[@thedookiedropper9604]

Xenoblade disrespect will always make me depressed.

[@adriahrin3284]

if you think jrpgs get any amount of respect in this channel i think you should change your mentality when watching coney

[@roboticoperatingbuddy5443]

20:03 imagine that lmfao typing your first message in chat and getting banned immediately

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

Every time I think I've developed immunity to coney baiting me I get proven wrong. How dare he say theres a reason we don't have a golden sun 2 when we have both a 2 and a fucking 3 and 2 is one of the best rpgs of all time. Oooh my bloods boiling and I'm giving him engagement just like he wanted. You win this round coney.

[@paradoxxikal7327]

Gotta say this ranking was way too affected by legacy and not the game itself

[@yeetmo]

my thoughts exactly

[@TheBoltMaster456]

Yeah, it's insane that BoTW didn't even make it more than 2 rounds.

[@Joshyboy225]

Coney is the face of the whole ARMS community and I’m here for it. Even if there’s only like 12 other people (myself included). i don’t think the game is as bad as some of the nintendo specific content creators make it out to be

[@RuneTacticss]

This video genuinely hurt my very essence, my entire soul

[@RufioTheThird]

Same but I can't stop watching because Coney takes is just content in and of itself

[@brianzamago8248]

I just watched a guy gather his whole family to watch this for movie night

[@rollinroby4920]

9:53 I do not tolerate Dark Moon slander.

[@oscarguzman3017]

Happy to see sunshine getting some deserved love

[@bluehunt3436]

Him bonking Ocarina of Time out in the first round is hilarious. There’s bad takes, and then there’s OoT tying for 95th place in “best Nintendo games” lololol

[@Hyescapism]

everyone talking about the bad takes, but i just love how beautifully he explains choosing his top game

[@Nocron]

Listen, I think ARMS is pretty good, but I GENUINELY ALMOST turned off my phone when he nearly put it above Ultimate

[@plabcentral630]

Man I can’t believe that coney has so much hate for rpgs that he even is shitting on Mario rpgs. It’s impressive.

[@jisatsurai]

to absolutely nobody’s surprise, coney likes mario👏👏👏

[@xandertreelimb]

Coney was a single decision away from melee vs ultimate, and I don’t know if he made the right or wrong one.

[@Thiccolasjames]

Not that you check these comments but the Strikers v DKC introspective dialog was very touching and eloquent

[@tdee2715]

Coney should play some non-mario games

[@Daft0Cean968]

He regularly does tho, it's crazy how when Mario gets recognition people just assume it's basic or they haven't played other games to know, when Mario games are still recognised as being some of the most well designed games out there

[@TheBoltMaster456]

@@Daft0Cean968 The thing is he gives some objectively bad or okay Mario games the pass over other objectively better games (Like Mario Party 1 over Super Metroid).

[@aidan5006]

its so great having a streamer i agree with almost 100 percent of the time

[@pabscoello]

I'm a fan of Banjo Tooie, but I understand why people will prefer the first game over it for many reasons. That said, the seeding difference being THAT MUCH is wild. Like, come on it's not THAT bad lmao

[@alexfernandezvargas8044]

Bro never fails to disappoint 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@joeystreit58]

I don’t have an issue with the logic he uses from game to game. I’m lmao because of the inconsistency. He talks about novelty and “inventing a genre” and then says that arms beats Wii sports because it is an evolution of boxing. Like, that’s just the opposite of what you said earlier 😂

[@farisAwheel]

i have never met someone else with the same love for mario strikers as me, coney sees the vision and automatically that makes the list right

[@col7004]

19:01 the guy who said baseball is a real one

[@hudson.wolf2024]

Some of my fondest childhood memories are from playing Nintendoland upstairs on my Wii U and my mom would bring up snacks for us and we would play all through the night

[@purple_roy2190]

8:35 I honestly have no idea how people can live without experiencing Xenoblade Chronicles. like I honestly believe it is the best video game to exist. literally the PEAK of gaming. I believe that everyone should experience it. life changing video game.

[@ALloydRH]

I have chosen to believe that every Xenoblade detractor's opinion of the series is based solely on 2's cutscenes and one specific screenshot from 3.

[@Xanek]

Uwufufu Aware... Clearly nothing happened with this website before right. Cant believe all of the pikmin games got eliminated

[@senpai2.054]

explain

[@AKAProm]

I can't be mad at Coney's opinions because I know if it were me making these choices, people would hate me more lmao

[@DMMegsie]

As one of the many women viewers of Coney... I cringed at the thought of him choosing Animal Crossing over Mario Kart DS... being in the same age group I think he forgot the easily playable fact of share download and play without owning games the DS had so you could be in a group during free time in school and a chunk of the classroom is racing against one another.

[@TheBoltMaster456]

20:28 Here's the thing. Mario 64 revolutionized gaming and spawned a new genre back in the 90's, when gaming was still in its early days. BoTW revolutionized gaming and spawned a whole new genre of games in THE LATE 2010'S, WHEN GAMING WAS BASICALLY AT ITS PEAK!! Yeah, I rest my case.

[@yankees2864]

Arms over Wii Sports is actually a holy shit moment

[@WarDoctor42]

oh so this is what people meant when they said coney takes are made for engagement

[@joelnub9547]

Absolutely livid over the wii sports vs arms decision

[@ThatRedHusky]

Dude actually picked Mario Party 1 over Super Metroid. It's happened. He's clinically insane. Also where the hell was Mega Man X????

[@ALloydRH]

2:37 W opinion, 8 was dope. Edit: Bro he immediately followed that saying we never got Golden Sun 2 when there are 3 Golden Sun games smh

[@SonicTheCutehog]

When I'm in a having bad takes competition and my opponent is Coney

[@gregoryolenovich6440]

I just watched two videos in a row and I think they are maybe the only two videos Coney has ever talked about teaching old people wii sports. But the fact I just watched them back to back makes me feel like Coney just won't shut up about this wii sports thing.

[@orochi_wf2862]

One of the greatest compilations of god awful takes i've ever seen. Enjoyed it very much, thank you.

[@MrMonki-zc4pr]

PLEASE coney make more videos similar to this

[@obviouslyanonymous]

So sad that nobody has really played the Oracles Zelda games. I didn't play Oracle of Seasons until a while after Breath of the Wild came out, but it immediately became my favorite Zelda game (in contention with Skyward Sword for sentimental reasons)

[@jakenaylor7625]

Funny thing is, we did get a golden sun 2.

[@bombyman84]

Coney if Pong was in this bracket (THE LEGACY!!!!!!!!!)

[@yungbisher]

Banjo tooie survives solely on it naming convention, it’s cute and memorable and incites predictions for the third game. If it was known as banjo 2: adventures of the whatver, it would likely be looked back on as a failed sequel

[@rileylederer8800]

Uhhh what? Banjo-Tooie is fantastic. Please explain how the game is bad.

[@tax1283]

Coney hit really close to home with the final round. I have a lot of good memories about that game and others. You can always play a single player game and have a great time, but multiplayer games like that make memories with people you can never replicate.

[@Phosypha]

My lord, Coney in this video looking like he just escaped the attack of some sort of animal in a rainforest.

[@Otto_]

Super Mario Bros. had no right making it that far

[@LinktotheFuture-zs9km]

The uwufufu incident Aware

[@BylethsBoba776]

Explain.

[@senpai2.054]

explain

[@Conellu]

explain

[@LinktotheFuture-zs9km]

@@BylethsBoba776 there was an incident on stream involving uwufufu on the night of May 17th, 2023. Please don’t free-scroll on uwufufu.

[@aidensimpson4427]

Not the ads! 😮

[@Lymington214]

Seeing Bowser's Inside Story get outranked by Mario Party 8 made my eye involuntarily twitch

[@Fikayoz]

The fact that there actually is a golden sun 2 and even a golden sun 3 and Coney was just utterly ignorant of that reality

[@cuno6118]

Watching him put Pokémon blue over golden sun made me realize I shouldn’t watch this video, for my health

[@chrisrockett5897]

Same bruh.

[@KeithDameo]

It comes down to Donkey Kong Country and Mario strikers charged, two games basically no one would ever objectively say are the best games in the world. That's how you know it's Coney's list. Also dude gets time out for agreeing with Coney about strikers, I just imagine that being IRL friends with Coney just occasionally gets you kicked out of his house because you were on a doubles team with Coney in ultimate and you won, but your pop off was better than his.

[@omarg2079]

21:32 Classic Coney the Capitalist valuing profits over a game's quality 💰 💰 💰

[@wubbers662]

No Sin & Punishment? No Punch-Out? No Kid Icarus No Custom Robo? No 1080? And what happened to Wave Race? And why did Star Fox only get Star Fox 1? Update: Saw the livestream. Mario bias is all I'm saying (still missing half of what I said). Should've cut down on them or should've done 256.

[@samdilophosaur9787]

I can respect how personal this is for him

[@atwistedb]

Awesome video Coney I just finished rewatching it for my 8th time 😁😁😁

[@atwistedb]

nevermind this video SUCKS

[@sla113]

why would you watch it 8 times

[@FranXiT]

​@@sla113why wouldn't you?

[@atwistedb]

@@sla113 because I’m Coney

[@colbyjackc]

Why was that ending kinda beautiful? I've never even played Mario Strikers before and its got me emotional.

[@contextsensitive8484]

lmao we got Golden Sun 2 and 3. 2 is widely considered the best one (I haven't played any aside the first few hours of the first (it's boring, and I'm an RPG guy)) but it's funny that you said that

[@VirtualMarmalade]

xenoblade & golden sun defense squads malding rn

[@TaleOfTheToaster]

I didn't react. Nothing fazed me. Until he picked Tetris over Mario Galaxy without a second thought

[@BlueToadFan]

I'm glad Kirby's Adventure made it as far as it did even though it probably shouldn't have won against Galaxy

[@kyallon1213]

Seeing coney’s chat put fucking botw over xenoblade 3 made me have a visceral reaction

[@charl2182]

26:25 On the topic of the original DKC Vs. Super Mario 64, I pose a question: Best water music?: Aquatic Ambience or Jolly Roger Bay?

[@bigboybunter3417]

There really is *nothing* like Charged though.

[@silverpearlz444]

I'd love to see Coney do another one of these and pick which games he likes purely because he likes them NOW, regardless of legacy.

[@thedankhold8443]

"Wario World was not [good]" I truly thought I couldn't be offended by a KZbinr's opinion until today. Thanks Coney :)