He Yelled THIS at a FUNERAL

[@CONEYZZ]

NEW Cringe Confessional episode this week on my Twitch, catch it LIVE if you can www.twitch.tv/coney

[@jpshy1130]

Improv is awesome bitch

[@codedvortex8522]

these are gold please keep doing these

[@StriderZessei]

Which day?

[@sawmillthrill]

I CAN’T WAIT

[@GrumpySylveon]

cool coney

[@Aidswayz]

I will never forget how funny it was to have chat and Coney go into dead silence and be terrified once the Holocaust museum was mentioned, to exploding in laughter after the Squidward joke

[@GrumpySylveon]

that was very funny

[@DoMorrMusic]

Timestamp please

[@gummyb426]

@@DoMorrMusic 14:43

[@DoMorrMusic]

@@gummyb426 thanks

[@simi2204]

@@DoMorrMusic ooooooo

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Imagine getting fucking saluted trying to ask someone out. Like you been through a war zone and was so brave for even attempting to ask them out.

[@flyingcatoflol4507]

o7

[@malemailmanman]

Out from the war zone and into the friend zone

[@kenku6440]

As a woman who did something like this, it's a desperate and panic fueled attempt to try to be friendly but also try to keep distance but also "hey we're bros right? right?"

[@Cadoe]

Sounds like a hater

[@bensimmons3057]

o7 Never talk to me again

[@stone3016]

To all the people saying to pick up your damn shoes, I was walking NORMALLY in the museum. It just so happened that literally STEPPING on the floor made the noise, smartasses >:(

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

Legendary. Shoutout holocaust museum flooring

[@DoMorrMusic]

IT WAS YOU????

[@stone3016]

@@DoMorrMusic correct

[@mrbruh1916]

@@DoMorrMusic don't believe everything you see on the internet

[@DoMorrMusic]

@@mrbruh1916 bold of you to assume i wasn’t joking

[@youreaverageguy3123]

Cringe confessions is a really good series

[@420mar5]

fr it's so damn entertaining

[@youngrootv]

It’s such a good way to engage with your community too!

[@ValueNetwork]

The thing that gets me about the Hamilton one is that “your obedient servant” isn’t a love thing, it’s from the 2 guys writing hate letters who are preparing to shot eachother. Bit of a fumble with that one

[@IanZWhite00]

The Venn diagram of Coney viewers and “where my hug at” guys can no longer be assumed to be two separate circles what a tragic day

[@k_thirteen]

Y'know it's nice to see Coney tell off a chatter acting like they're better than everyone else because they missed signs from others. That shit is hard to pick up on sometimes

[@jasonwalker4003]

It's REALLY important to discourage judgmental takes on a show like this. also trying to gas yourself up on a show based around self depreciation is the cringest of all

[@hauntedbylight]

Cant be mad at someone who is doing things right

[@k_thirteen]

Too true!

[@relaxation_and_tax_evasion]

Coney seriously has the best video ideas. It's incredible

[@matthewzakrzewski1797]

Paymoneywubby

[@Steleaf]

the spit story is insane lmfao poor girl just talks to a guy and the dude just goes apeshit in her eyes lmfao

[@DesTr069]

The guy just releasing a mouthful of spit from his mouth when the girl talked to him is the fucking funniest thing ever. If that guy was my friend and I had observed the scene, I would NEVER had let it go (All in good spirits, not to make fun of the individual, obviously, but just the absurdity of the situation itself)

[@Lfcme]

This constantly has me in fucking stitches this needs to carry on for an eternity

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

POOP BOY is the best thing to come out of this series so far and its weird how its come up like 5 different times

[@vega2466]

@sityy well too goddamn bad for you

[@benro6564]

Like 2 streams and we have our first inside joke

[@BloopTheNoop]

That dog thing genuinely made me angry. Genuinely put me in a bad mood

[@phemsee6838]

If it’s a genuine story and not just them doing a fake troll confession to give Coney content then like- Jesus. Even if the dog has a good life now, that’s still extremely horrible.

[@frozec8568]

I think the fact they were smoking marihuana at 13 is worse isnt it

[@epistarter1136]

I'm not the biggest pet lover but I know that's basically stealing family away, such a trashy thing to do Edit: just realised it was fake but it's a horrible thing nonetheless

[@Bone8380]

God I hope that story is fake, because if not then whoever wrote that is is genuinely a terrible person. Like, I really hope they feel ashamed about themselves, not because of their actions, but because of their fundamental personality is horrible.

[@youmeltube]

CRINGE CONFESSIONAL - EPISODE 2 0:03 - Sigma Dad writes leave applications for his son 1:52 - Bird shit cookie [ 2:10 ] - Coney has psychic powers 2:49 - Alberto makes fun of a speech impediment 3:19 - Girl gives a salute of discomfort 5:02 - World's biggest Living Tombstone fan [ 5:59 ] - Coney likes the NES Zapper 6:22 - A love letter sent to the wrong locker 7:11 - New Years at her place one day after the breakup 7:58 - Voice call dating - hug rejected 9:14 - Loneliest chatter gets a single Tinder match 10:51 - Theatre kid writes a Hamilton love letter 12:49 - Chatter cannot swallow his own saliva 13:59 - Young KZbinr tries using business cards 14:42 - A trip to the Holocaust Museum 16:42 - Young star blanks on song lyrics during the school talent show 17:15 - Smartest 8th grader could not handle their loss in a math tournament [ 18:07 ] - Coney's fishy locker 18:45 - High kids get a new pet 20:11 - Bubbling romance 8 years in the making ruined by hanging up the phone 21:22 - Are hickies the same thing as bruises?

[@Crazy56U]

12:17 The way Coney emphasized each word while slowly shifting his eyes towards the center of the camera was low-key terrifying.

[@the_internet2]

I will never forget the awesome rap line: "Yo I hope you're going to prom. Would love to go with your mom," -Lin Manuel Maranda

[@GIRru11]

The amount of bravery someone must have to tell the dog story, while also includ the part of keeping the dog, is sky high

[@GIRru11]

@@mvmusic8467 I never said stealing the dog was brave. I said telling the story is because dogs are a friend that most people care about

[@mewtastic2409]

Considering I've known a couple people who do a lot of weed (and some specifically that ended up doing harder stuff), I wouldn't be surprised if that viewer smoked to this day and is a little fizzled in the brain in general. The tendency to overshare fucked up shit like that is a surprisingly common trait

[@kyoyathegecko5118]

@@mewtastic2409 I am the one who submitted the story I rarely do weed ANd I haven't done it is 3 years I am currently 17, if you want to see further explanation about the dog find my other comment

[@mrbruh1916]

Didn't they say they made that up?

[@RedOshawott23]

This is unnecessarily way too entertaining to watch and listen too. And it’s great for interacting with viewers.

[@ClebbyWebbyZebby]

I love this series so much i hope it continues

[@jpshy1130]

Both of these are from the same stream so let’s hope he does more

[@YoungSimbaFGC]

I swear to God, the way he was dressed in this video and the amount of weed I was smoking, I swore Coney was Logic when he said he'd rap the whole Hamilton letter LMFAOOOO

[@toxic_shr00m]

I'll have to tune in for the first Twitch stream I've seen in four years just to see if my story gets read next time. Damn you, Coney, damn you for making a funny and engaging stream segment!

[@HoldenDude123]

2:15 One time at school a bee flew onto my shirt. I was worried that the other kids were going to attack it so I yelled "Dont!" and the bee flew away. This caused me to think that I had the power to control bees

[@starforce_]

The story at 3:19 always confused me. He didn't really mention doing anything weird enough to warrant the girl completely cutting him off like that. A few in chat mentioned it was because he asked her out over text but is it really THAT bad

[@GlaceonBM]

we don't know the whole story

[@zai_ZAG]

He probably was just hella awkward. Doesn’t seem to be giving the full story

[@tgvelvet4985]

The story as presented is not that bad but we don't know what details have been left out

[@GameMasterWLC]

Same shit happened to me so I 100% believe him

[@graeyn_]

Some people just don't know what to do when approached about that kind of stuff. But asking over text is bad too, yes.

[@Geirks280]

This concept might unironically be one of the most entertaining I've ever seen in a youtube video

[@jandaxprss6784]

The worst part about that is I’ve had my dog stolen before and they didn’t say where they stole it so idk if it was even them.

[@kyoyathegecko5118]

Was it stolen in 2018 and in nc

[@MajorMilk]

1:23 the beat dropped right as someone got a finisher on me in COD, because I was playing while watching 😭

[@jayseal633]

The Squidward bit got me DYING

[@obviouslyanonymous]

Bro EVERY adult in the last story was fucking awful lmao, first telling him the wrong definition, then the teacher grabbing another to both laugh at him along with the whole class with no explanation. I'm starting to see why everyone thinks girls that ask them out are lying.

[@DoMorrMusic]

Truly, an AWOL moment

[@Bob-xw2dg]

I’ve watched CONEY for like 2 years and cringe confessionals are the funniest thing I’ve ever seen from him

[@TheDigitalAtlas]

I'm going to need a thousand episodes more of these. This was so damn funny. I'm holding back laughter in the office.

[@Kaiser25]

the spit and the museum ones fucking killed me

[@atomicpatra943]

there ABSOLUTELY needs to be more of this

[@monkeyzebraproductionsacon4328]

12:34 DOIN YOUR MOM, DOIN-DOIN YOUR MOM!

[@onenerdarmy7260]

I could watch these all day honestly.

[@Karleetoh]

that spit vomit story reminded me of Southpark, where Stan vomits whenever Wendy talks to him. lol

[@jomart1121]

Squidward story had me laughing so hard

[@johnt.190]

we are all going to hell for laughing at that.

[@ssj3jaylen497]

I am ok with that

[@MrrBluee]

There's really something special about public speaking in 3rd grade about "your first hickey" and not knowing what a hickey is. Magical

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

13:05 I love this quote so much

[@fedorastudios9691]

12:51 I had the same thing when i was younger, it turned into me not being able to eat or drink anything sweet for 4 years; I still slightly have it, but its not as aggressive.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

cartoon fanfic goes hard, even tho I've not read a lot of it. i wanna get into fanfic more!

[@byrontheusurper6505]

living tombstone DOES go hard!

[@kyogresfunchannel]

Don’t listen to it that much but it does still slap

[@Sacren365]

The voice halfway through reminds me of Gerald Robotnick from the end of Sonic Adventure 2. All these stories read by an old guy held in prison who lost his granddaughter, it just sounds funnier somehow. 🤭

[@illford]

YOU GUYS ARENT TALKING ABOUT THE DOG THIEF?!?!?!?

[@oskarbitelimes4376]

🧍‍♂️

[@davishmayo1643]

That squidward one has me fucking crying

[@natemercado5166]

the not being able to swallow spit is like the most I've laughed ever

[@zlinxus4420]

Coney needs to do this once every year. Just enough to make it a celebration but not to often to make it cringe

[@TheJackXBL]

I'd say monthly, there's enough of a break so it doesn't get stale but with thousands of people watching (and everyone having incredibly cringe stories, we're human), we'll never run out of content.

[@RichardBlaziken]

I laughed so hard at the spit story that I cried and couldn't breathe, holy shit

[@christomanci]

Wasnt the spit story in the last video?

[@fwubs8298]

I HAVE FINGER GUNNED AWAY FROM A GUY AFTER A BAD DATE CONEY I DIDNT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO

[@byrontheusurper6505]

as someone who had an inflammation in his throat recently that made swallowing to painful to bear, not being able to swallow your spit is so fucking miserable!

[@nightarcher55]

This happened to me a month or two ago and it was hell

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I accually tried tinder this week for the 1st time too. Zero matches with girls but like 20 with guys.... i'm more attracted to girls but still mad flattered!

[@5darkelves994]

Sometimes im worried I am really weird and then coney uploads a video and i realize it could be worse

[@Xearrik]

24:01 No problem. Fun stuff.

[@Snowballsage]

“Psychic powers like an x man” I don’t know why but I found this so fucking hilarious

[@arieltorres4791]

The Gran Turismo 3 OST in the background is a solid vibe, props to who chose it

[@misfit7765]

I swear the Gran Turismo series always has good music, If that’s not Coney then his editor has some great taste in music

[@Iamtimeforsomethingnew]

Cringe Confessional may be my new favourite Coney show. I need more of it

[@hybrid8992]

Holy crap Coney "maybe you should become an accountant"😂😂😂

[@hybrid8992]

I'm gonna start using this as the mother of all comebacks

[@sebatoo]

I did not think I would like these nearly as much as I do. The tinder story had me DYING.

[@becky1085]

Coney said I will do it as lin Manuel Miranda and then turned into Ray Willam Johnson

[@awesome-yo3yx]

22:05 "No, no, let him cook"

[@JeffersonBeavus]

This is your greatest series yet coney

[@ValueNetwork]

This needs to continue as a series. inject this cringe into my veins.

[@JestinJester]

Really thought the fnaf one was gonna end in the viewer getting called down by their school because of them singing lyrics like “please don’t lock us away, we’re not what you’re thinking”

[@DeltaGaiya]

I CANT KEEP MISSING THESE LIVE

[@crooker23]

Love the one sentence light cringe in between the paragraphs and paragraphs of death cringe

[@hamzahkhan4067]

This is an incredible series, I need a third episode.

[@CarlJT]

My sister had her hot dog stolen right from the bun by a seagull at the beach in Florida. Was absolutely hilarious

[@penguini4071]

This is such a great series holy

[@cinnamonrot]

coney i never comment but i beg you to continue the series i love these (and you) so much

[@IfeAlikaboss]

Could watch these for literal hours. MORE PLEASE!

[@GreyShadowUchiha]

i brought a yugioh duel disk to recess and the lunch lady told me i can't bring weapons to school

[@gymggang46]

These are CLASSIC Coney! Best Series!!

[@sliced8669]

This is such a great series

[@500superrich]

Shout laughing at the spit one lmao

[@meta4knight]

A hat? You mean my cereal bowl? And these are buttons

[@coolaconsole8649]

12:55 that happened to me after an orthodontics appointment where they put some weird shit in my mount, and I wasnt able to get rid of it before the car ride home. (not the spitting it on someone else part though) I could probably have swallowed it, but it tasted like it wasn't supposed to be eaten

[@thighgobbler2553]

3:22 this physically hurt me to listen to

[@leofont6026]

Bro I've concluded that college girls are more crazy than high school girls from watching this show

[@senpai2.054]

that math tournament bracket thing sounded very familiar. i had one for Chemistry class and got first place by a longshot.

[@zacharywoloszynski4258]

How is Coney’s memory so good

[@NinTyler]

Bro I love cringe confessions

[@angerygoomba]

yooo i was just watching the vod to watch the other ones nice

[@krispykrame94]

KEEP DOING THIS FORMAT IM CRYING

[@ireaperslegend7426]

I can’t believe how hard I’ve been laughing this whole video oh my god this is amazing lol

[@TriopsTrilobite]

Anyone know what the beat at 8:47 called?

[@sethmarshall334]

I wanna know too

[@markmccarthy397]

oh man... cringe confessionals, I wasn't sold on episode 1 but I'm officially hooked now, what a phenomenal idea

[@wonderlandzer0]

Dude I'm fucking cry laughing at the Squidward thing akdkslf

[@nauticalmoon2109]

I mean it when I say I need closure on that Hamilton Rap poem

[@yoshimanrpg]

Okay I just found this and this series is amazing

[@lizardman7718]

Coney lookin like Kieran Culkin in home alone

[@skimaskedabi]

I have my own locker story from back in high school thats similar, I kept just textbooks in mine so it was jammed to open fast, and one morning I open it and it's all decorated with flowers and party streamers and shit and the note and decorarions say something like "i really like you do you want to go to the prom" (no name mentioned on any of it) and im like ooh whos into me, and i see a coulple girls kinda looking at me (im 6'9 tho so like people stare at me a lot so i wasnt sure if it was them who did it). so i went to my first class all excited and happy that someone was into me lol. After class, i go back to put my textbook back in my locker and all that shit was completely gone except a couple petals of the flowers on the bottom. So whoever wrote that story, you ain't alone damn near same ass thing happened to me too buddy and also it's not as easy to get women as a tall guy as shorter dudes think it is lmao

[@griffinking4755]

Coney really nailed the poindexter look in this movie

[@cristiangranados6292]

This shit was so hilarious that I saw the vods on Twitch

[@austinfletchermusic]

The first part was good but I HOLLERED. MULTIPLE TIMES. At this one. GOOD. ASS. MOVIE.

[@Maniacsurvivor]

Another instant classic. Love this show!

[@heckinjackamirite]

Please do more cringe confessional this is so funny i love it so much-

[@Daloofus]

Squidward Tentacles had me ☠️☠️

[@tally.klecko]

I think you could take this pretty far. The format, style, everything is very entertaining. Maybe have cringe confessional in the title though?

[@daseancedoesgeek2667]

the dog thing threw me through a loop

[@Phoenix_Panda]

can anyone tell me the name of the 2nd song used in the video?? ive bee n looking for the source for ages...

[@jakethedragonymaster1235]

I think Gran Turisimo (butchered the spelling) is most of it, but the "sigma" music sounds very GTAish (though I wouldn't know)