Mario Party is HORRIFYING

How did Nintendo get away with this? Coney watches the top 10 most violent moments in video games for children and it's honestly incredible how much video game developers got away with. Also, Coney watches the worst named "As Seen on TV" products and the dumbest challenges in Survivor, the reality TV show.
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[@Delta21OnYT]

Jeff saw Total Drama and didn't want the cartoon equivalent of himself to overtake him so he made the challenges more dangerous for better ratings

[@Waddle_dee_edits]

Yes

[@thatfedoraguy1112]

No but like that last one was literally waterboarding

[@ElGordo94]

That Survivors list made me realize Total Drama Island wasn't really exaggerating

[@mikeberg6407]

In all the videos I have watched of Coney, I dont think I have ever heard a more sincere laugh come out of him than when he watched the woman get crushed by a rolling rock 😂😂

[@okapi_q]

**Not a psychopath**

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Hazey maze star 4

[@trueblueryu5713]

4:24 Fun Fact, he says this in the cutscene that plays if you’ve done the most heroic route

[@theratmaid]

Shoutouts to the survivor challenge where they have to yank someone off a pole and drag them over a line. With Randy yelling "you're done" while dragging a small woman across the dirt.

[@the_godbodor7026]

Did you know that Crash 2 was banned in Japan for a while cause his death animation where he gets crushed by a column looked like the markings of a serial killer in Japan at the time who would just leave the victims’ heads and shoes on the side of the road in the same positioning as Crash’s smushed body and shoes.

[@jadthecat387]

Well that’s pretty grizzly.

[@nathanbrown3497]

French People: Decapitates Louis XVI "Ah! The king shows his true form!"

[@quackkillerreal]

I thought that “which i am okay with, by the way” was a Snapcube real-time fandub line

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

I watched coney the other day because its supposed to be a landmark channel. what a rip! I find the channel, and go to the first video. When I open it up the first thing he does is tell me to subscribe. coney smiles and jumps off the screen. After I watch 3 more videos it says “SUBSCRIBE”. Huh?! Am I just missing something?

[@esper6940]

@@aurora_x86 did you not watch the video

[@ivrxr8693]

@@aurora_x86 It’s a joke

[@someguy2350]

@@aurora_x86 Rewatch the video, lol.

[@aurora_x86]

@@someguy2350 OH I'm f*cking stupid.

[@eoincarey2817]

@@aurora_x86 6:15

[@Negasilver]

haha this guy is really funny why is he named after a hotdog

[@pyrojkl]

my brother (with downs syndrome) and me used to play Banjo Tooie so much that after I left for college he prolly beat this game on our old 64 over 100 times. So yeah, always happy to see other fans name dropping the bosses

[@wienerschnitzel1739]

Mario getting sucked into a black hole still gotta be up there

[@chileshems88]

And the sounds he makes when he falls into dark matter.

[@ElGordo94]

I feel like we just glanced over "Herpes Induced Mouth Cuts" too quickly

[@5hyguy42]

This Coney guy is pretty punctual

[@ajkcool]

He should commentate Smash Bros

[@darkknightgamer123]

11:14 Reminded me of that one time Mal showed in chat during Coney's DKC Charity stream and I couldn't help but notice SHE WASN'T SUBBED?! So I gifted her one.

[@abcdefgee]

They should've added that moment Kirby fucking pulls out the pupil of a giant eyeball as blood spills everywhere as it flails around trying it's hardest to kill Kirby.

[@lucaslopez8855]

On the French version of Survivor one candidate actually died of a heart attack a few years ago, from over exerting himself during one of the challenges

[@angelor9211]

That moment when Total Drama-ra-ma (the parody cartoon of Survivor) was less dangerous than actual Survivor challenges

[@oejoebro33]

That water wheel at the end looked and worked like a mf saw trap lmao

[@2LettersSho]

"Only one of you can breathe. While you gasp for air, you drown someone else." Yep, the math checks out.

[@ihopeyouandicanbefriends]

holy shit I had completely forgotten about that "THE DAWN IS YOUR ENEMY" thing adult swim did. Coney unlocked a core memory and a wave of chills hit me as I was reminded of how that shit scared me and gave me chills back then as a kid

[@dreamsWGH]

8:45 "Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results."

[@sonoflaw]

I didn’t expect to see survivor on here

[@potato2769]

OMG Survivor is my favorite show, so glad that you reacted to it!

[@1mrcow143]

Just so happens to post on a Wednesday lol

[@gankr3546]

That true form bit is one of my favorites, +2 Coney

[@noodlegum_]

WHAT THE FUCK- THE DRAGON NEST HALLOWEEN THEME AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO ABSOLUTELY THREW ME FOR A LOOP!?!?!?!? VINCE?

[@yummynubs3646]

Dude how the fuck was survivor shown on national television?

[@DeronHargrove]

I never watched it when it was on... I'll just say I get why people preferred Lost

[@rastapolarbear3709]

Ah yes, and bald ppl are just in their second phase

[@Seydaschu]

For a long time, I've realized that a shocking amount of Mario Party minigames are functionally Russian Roulette for kids. EDIT: The easiest way to find them is watch some "Luigi Wins By Doing Absolutely Nothing" compilations, as there you'll likely find more blind luck games, usually taking the format of "take turns picking something, and hope it doesn't eliminate you". "Bowser's Big Blast" is an iconic example.

[@WDDragneel]

Bowsers laugh in SM64 still creeps me out to this day.

[@Grxblrg5757]

10:07 Doc does WHAT now???

[@byrontheusurper6505]

10:00 DOC DOES WHAT NOW?

[@chileshems88]

Imagine being the pioneers of the automatic waterboarding machine.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

If ayds isn't on the list of worst named items I'll be so mad

[@IanZWhite00]

13:28 struck me as a pretty clever joke

[@obviouslyanonymous]

I'd say the Mario Galaxy death screens are even worse than the M64 drowning. In particular, any sinking material like the sinksand or poison tar.

[@Alphard72]

Yo Frogger 95, that was my game. This Watch Mojo fella knows what's up...

[@zinkpopovitch9519]

100k Q&A when?

[@RandomUser11170]

CONEY WHY AM I GETTING SO MANY ADS?!?! AND THEYRE ALL THE EXACT SANE PISTACHIO AD!!!!

[@samdilophosaur9787]

7:55 Coney, he’s wearing jeans and shoes, no shirt. In what way does that indicate homophobia?

[@austino545]

Total drama island is inspired by a true story. Jeff is to be feared

[@the_godbodor7026]

11:32 man’s voice sounds like the Lego city guy

[@DesTr069]

It’s perfectly fine to have an opinion that differs from Coney in his chat. It must simply never be typed :)

[@noahl6562]

Turns out Old Man Jenkins seas really skeletor the whole time. His true form is revealed.

[@quz4r]

Coney I got an iphone ad and I swear I thought I heard you advertising it for a second

[@RHM087]

I've only seen the dubs through reaction videos but I cannot see Cathy Mitchell without hearing the Jaboody voice

[@GizzPill]

nobody gonna mention link in twilight princess sinking in lava

[@Tsunstone]

I just got off of a TDI video and Im starting to understand why the show was the way it was now

[@thetaalchemy1357]

who said one piece reference at crash's cannonball

[@jaredcrimm3472]

The heck is wrong with Banjo Tooie? I thought it was still pretty fun

[@aurora_x86]

He also hates botw so just kinda spitting bad takes left and right

[@toowiggly]

The worlds are very big and the collectathin element from the first game is reduced

[@IanZWhite00]

15:12 shoutout to everybody who knew he pronounced this wrong

[@agentclank8183]

3:02 Probably more of a dark joke on fox.

[@RiftyLuca]

2:50 not wm mixing up cerebrum and cerebellum

[@fighting1fefnir]

In defense of dump cakes, they are incredibly delicious in spite of the name

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

My favorite series. Mjojo reacts

[@acetrainerben]

YOOOO Peridiam video at the end! LETS GO

[@matthewbartlett3442]

10:38 LITERAL TOM HAVERFORD PRODUCT

[@neonbanana5934]

Peridiam on the Coney channel is not what I expected to see today

[@plabcentral630]

And then he said “BOO” and I said “AHHHH” and it was funny

[@homeslice5414]

Invite WaDi to do some reacting with you that would be so funny

[@princephantom1294]

To be fair, dump cakes is a really old term.

[@ChaddingAroundYT]

6:47 marios drowning animation was only made even more expressive in the mario odyssey demo footage but then it was changed Edit: actually its kinda goofy but this is a beta drowning animaiton kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJrbqZVun7irick

[@joelxivi]

survivor was just drama and war crimes. cant believe they ever aired that shit.

[@Zanthosus]

Yooo Peridiam!!

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I know about him saying Maria every time he dies in his game but I never actually saw her... i think I'm befinning to genuinely like shadow tbh, he's a more interesting character than people give him credit for... slightly...

[@badassfroslass]

Yooooo Peridiam posting

[@maxasman]

We will get Coney to 500k subs and beyond… by any means necessary

[@superboyok_]

Number 5 is the best number

[@voidomega4211]

Coney play squirrel stapler

[@TheStickCollector]

Sure was

[@IWish2500]

My favorite number was B

[@oscarguzman3017]

Geez

[@heyyou8714]

VERY BIG! take home

[@Banana_D]

my favorite number is 83 :)

[@masonhopper6048]

Where is react wars???

[@Xxblade17]

Wild

[@gidizzle5452]

16:32

[@Toastand_egg]

I need a coney game show expeditiously. idc how it happens it just needs to happen

[@jasonduhela9597]

GAME THEORY : crash isn’t homophobic, he’s a closet gay himself! Cmon, my boi only wears ripped denim jeans. I’d much rather that than one of my favorite childhood game characters hate me

[@burnerffx]

where was react wars bro

[@Erteywie]

I liked 2

[@travisowens8905]

the funniest thing i can think of for the toilet paper to say is “what ever tho doeth, do quickly. and yes this voice is real, you’re not schizophrenic.” if not that some other schizophrenic joke.

[@okWishFull]

Algorithm.

[@bLuGhOsT_]

Tooie is way better tho

[@funnyhahaman8302]

4

[@Thread4Gaming]

steve jobs died of ligma

[@MrOofio64]

whos steve jobs?

[@aurora_x86]

@MrOofio64 LIGMA BALLS

[@gribblegrape6496]

First

[@aurora_x86]

As far as I can see, you really are, first. Congratulations

[@gribblegrape6496]

@@aurora_x86 do I look as if I bullshit?

[@Silverado-pq6xe]

Another god damn watch mojo video??? God why do I even bother

[@jedibongrip]

Talkin' bout girls, talkin' bout trucks

[@KatsuTG]

Surprised they didn't mention the giant eye profusely spewing actual blood when Kirby rips it open.

[@archiebarnett2526]

🙌 p͓̽r͓̽o͓̽m͓̽o͓̽s͓̽m͓̽

[@aetna4950]

Survivor? More like TwitchCon 🫢

[@cranberryfgc2325]

first

[@aurora_x86]

Gribble Grape beat you to it