These games could've been SO much better...

[@CONEYZZ]

The first 1,000 people to use the link will get a 1 month free trial of Skillshare: skl.sh/coney05231

[@asophisticatedmonke822]

Who?

[@idavid8391]

Bot comment? 🤔

[@baddealdude807]

Coney thinking Slenderman was seen as scary because he wore a suit and not because he had no face, tendrils, and killed children is hilarious

[@adv78]

No face - Plants have that, not scary Tendrils - Squids have that, not scary Kills Children - I'm not a child, not scary Suit - Corporate Capitalists have that, VERY SCARY!!

[@yummynubs3646]

suits are spooky

[@MainManJaggi]

Where does he even work, though?

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

​@@MainManJaggi According to the lore I know, he died on the way to his marriage ceremony. It was more terrifying than capitalism. It is LIFELONG COMMITMENT!

[@kaloncpu57]

WatchMojo in the background: "Slenderman is said to be an unnaturally tall man in a suit with no face and long tentacles..." Chat: "He's got tentacles or whatever" Coney: "Does he?"

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

the editor picking OSTs that coney would never use is hilarious to me. Lets go DDLC LMAO

[@Evilmau555]

DDLC? On my streamers video? Its more likely than you think

[@Atlasnomo]

Kinda surprised WatchMojo didn’t mention the Slenderman stabbing, which happened in my hometown. In elementary school I actually knew one of the two girls who lured their other best friend into the local woods, then stabbed her as a sacrifice for Slenderman. The girl survived and the girls were arrested five hours later. It actually happened 9 years ago on this very day.

[@FeralPango]

Damn it's been 9 years? I remember when that was all happening.

[@teogonzalez7957]

I feel old now

[@sekinafi29]

Holy shit

[@Znae629]

Man. That is terrible. Good thing the girl survived, but that’s gotta leave a mark on her psyche.

[@alecbormia4523]

Jeez man I don’t know how you’d go to school after that.

[@ODISeth]

Honestly the transition from “zoom into a small coney” to “Coney went full screen” is a lot smoother than it has any right to be. It feels like the MOMENT the zoom gets in position it cuts to the full screen and that just works

[@treedude4246]

Coney is the only content creator who can jump scare me with add reads

[@Palozon]

Pedant time! Ad is short for advertisement, so the second d is incorrect. Truly a blunder of a lifetime, your children and your children's children will live in shame.

[@zanegrauel7966]

Coney is the only content creator

[@hsuhru2051]

​@@Palozon you really cursed this person to live a life of shame

[@FYGUnkleUrple]

7:42 It was more like some Redditors did some data mining on BF2 when it had lootboxes which included characters and after doing the math, they learned it would take a ridiculous amount of time on average in the late hundreds or thousands to get Darth Vader without paying for lootboxes. EA proceeded to reply to that post and I think might still be the most downvoted post of all time because they tried to say the grind was part of the experience. Then the lawsuits came. Surprisingly fun game though after all the dumb shit was removed.

[@xolotltolox7626]

That post was also downvited so heavily, that EA no longe rhad enough Karma to reply in their own community Q&As

[@Adr16n1122]

Hey, for anybody wondering why Bloody Mary is so common and why some people actually seem to swear by it, even though nothing happens to 99% of us. The visual illusion that they are swearing by is actually called the Troxler Effect. In summary, when you stare at a simple or stagnant pattern with little to no outside stimulation, you're brain gets bored and looks for stuff that isn't actually there. It does this because in a normal environment, there is plenty to process and fill your peripherals with when you aren't actually looking at something. But when you stand in a dark room, staring at your reflection, your brain just starts making stuff up. Because there just has to be SOMETHING there, right? This is also why videos of the phenomenon wouldn't work with any consistency. It's just a vague optical illusion, caused by your brain trying to over correct for a lack of new stimuli.

[@wlt3585]

Fun fact semi related to bloody mary: Staring at yourself in the mirror while being in a dark room tends to make you appear very scary and/or contorted, the reasoning roughly being your brain starts to fill in the reflection to make up for the lack of light. It is very poor at filling in what 'should' be present

[@goggles8691]

Hey you have no idea what your face looks like off the top of your head how is your brain supposed to know you aren't a horribly mutilated woman

[@boot-4704]

RIP Coney 😢 the Bunnyman got him 😭 EDIT: He was in the back seat 😭

[@MrOofio64]

Now everybody, let's point and laugh at OW2 for it's massive failures! Also I hope you have your [INCREDIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE] buzzers ready whenever they try to revive the game again!

[@Xanek]

WatchMojo could've made do many more views if they just waited a little longer for the Overwatch 2 news lol. The 2nd most expensive mistake in the Century, Aware. The oil spill...

[@pup64hcp]

you can't spell Blizzard without L

[@EllieMiller510]

Bizzard

[@yaboikiba4302]

Ain't no W in Blizzard

[@Anthem34]

also Z

[@hunterculpepper1973]

You can't spell bloazrd without letters that together can spell liar

[@kalecraft8906]

I mean Diablo 4 is about to be a massive success soooo

[@the_splits2360]

Oh my fucking God I'm literally like 60+ miles away from civilization and my fucking car broke down Good timing as always coney

[@the_splits2360]

Also I'm a Virginian local and i haven't heard of a gat damned bunny man

[@LucidProtean]

Bloody Coney... Bloody Coney... Bloody Coney- THIS MURDER IS SPONSORED BY SKILLSHARE!!

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Dude Battlefront 2 is so fun to watch, it's such a cool game, it's the only game outside of pvz gw2 that kinda gives me that feel gameplay wise, it really sucks they ruined it!

[@hyperlink0366]

I remember PvZ GW2, people still play it to this day, but that’s only because bfn got thrown into the trash can after a whole year of official support

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@hyperlink0366 it sucks, I actually rlly liked bfn, if you see it outside of the context of it being worse in almost every way than its masterpiece of a predecessor it's still a rlly good game imo, and with just a bit more official support it could have become great. It's sad to see how low the pvz franchise as a whole but especially the console shooters have come...

[@Bone8380]

They manged to turn it into a legitimately really good game a couple years after launch, but nowadays I'd say you missed the window. The games pretty much dead and the only people who still play it are weird hard-core sweats who don't seem to realize that the game was designed to he super casual.

[@hyperlink0366]

@@byrontheusurper6505 Yh, I would have liked it if bfn got more than a year of support, at least as much as gw2 did in my opinion. I know they were supposed to add more characters to the game after wizard, wildflower and tv head, but I have no clue which ones. While I still prefer GW2 in terms of gameplay and the character variants (which bfn for some reason didn't bring back), I think bfn had a better campaign and better bosses to fight. So much potential for this game to be really good, especially since it had so many good ideas. For example, neighbourville is pulled directly from the comics, there's even a prequel comic that dictates events just before bfn (I know that because I have the comics, but neighbourville looks completely different in the comics compared to bfn ). But I guess it just wasn't meant to turn out that way.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I know almost none of these urban legends. Bloody mary reached even me in germany as a kid tho, was never scared of that tho

[@gotgud]

Battlefront 2 is actually hella good now and fun af it’s definitely worth trying again

[@damonnacke3686]

Editing was really cool , great video

[@sladevalen]

The fact that battlefield's latest launch didnt get a spot on the list is crazy

[@DatHypnoboi]

The bunny man is just William Afton

[@lmaoexdee6959]

btw the way guys about that skillshare sponsorship deal. There is a youtube video showing the scummy tactics skillshare uses. They will charge you on your 15th day IIRC on your free trial and its a hassle to get a refund. Also there is almost no reason to use skillshare especially almost everything is available on youtube.

[@lmaoexdee6959]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaGnoZyPorWWg68

[@Bru1n]

While watching this video yesterday I passed out and had to go to the hospital

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Oh hey I know the bunnyman... waaait we're thinking of different bunny men...

[@c_splash]

Fellas?

[@gameing_42]

Fellas

[@MrOofio64]

Fellas

[@BleekBrown]

Fellas

[@ytpwatcher500]

Fellas

[@spaceace9103]

15:21 for a second you could see the streamer overpower the man

[@byrontheusurper6505]

0:56 this dude looks like he's on a kinect game!

[@byrontheusurper6505]

17:00 there's a marketing monday on this one, that shit's hilarious!

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I think I was too YOUNG for slenderman tbh

[@VVheeli]

Slight elaboration on the Overwatch 2 issues since I’m very familiar with then. On launch, you were only allowed to play the game if you also connected a phone number WITH A PHONE PLAN to your account. That means anyone without a phone, on pay-for-call plans, kids too young, and others can’t play. And with it being a free download, it’s not a good image of “you’re too poor to play our free game”. Servers being bad on launch: you don’t understand. There were at times people and streamers recording 4 hour queue times. It was BAD. And a lot of people speculated it was because they just reused old OW1 servers and never actually tried to make the servers good on launch. On top of that the servers were not stable and constantly kicked players out, restarting their queue. Hating the new shop: setting aside player preference of the old system, some of the stuff Blizzard tried to do was literally illegal in some countries. And that was about the same time people realized you get more OW2 tokens by playing WoW than by playing OW2.

[@wichiewamirez5599]

Wait this is a mojo video? I can’t believe I actually thought coney would talk about overwatch 2 for 26 minutes

[@liviousgameplay1755]

Why does every other former web dev I know have a story about accidently deleting a site. Like how many sites out there got vanished in the early 2000s.

[@DecoyZ]

Humans can lick too genuinely fucked me up too as a kid

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I didn't know about marvels avengers

[@the_splits2360]

The most scared I've ever been in my life was going to sleep after watching a Minecraft horror mod

[@kaloncpu57]

The one time I will click OW thumbnail is Coney, because classic Coney thumbnail and title Edit: Yo shoutout to the Game Builder Garage music for a Skillshare ad

[@raptorjesus5310]

Your videos are peak KZbin🙏

[@vengefulkatana7613]

Fr it totally is

[@bojacxfanren]

1 year later, we now have a new number 1 botched game launch

[@novelgiani]

Battlefront 2 is still a very good game to play today. Sucks that EA made the DICE devs ditch the game so they can create Battlefield 2048.

[@romram7984]

That "I bought the game but it has a launcher" Stuff feels like it should be illegal if it isn't already. It feels like all it does is push people to piracy if you're going to take their money with no hope of getting it back should you not agree with the game. Especially as we get closer and closer to this future Xbox and Sony seem to be trying to move towards of "No physical games, only digital". A youtuber said this quote once and still says it to this day. "If Buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing" I usually don't agree with piracy, but it feels like the companies are pushing people more and more to that the more they make dumb business decisions

[@ddudegaming7804]

People have told me I look like Slenderman on my first meetings with them..

[@frayziedaisy]

battlefront 2 closed their servers and now they are back up and you have every hero unlocked so if you started 6 years late you don’t have to grind a single tiny bit.. just level up some of those chars

[@CreamFraiche]

Look Cyberpunk has a lot of good in it. I really like the story, the different endings, the world and some of the side quests are cool, like the fight club. Character customization is unique and it's cool making your own build if you wanna be a fighter or a stealthy hacker kinda thing. But holy shit is the game jank as all hell. Bugs aside it just feels so ass to play.

[@cringemist8322]

I hope that Coney knows Battlefront 2 is an insanely good game now and nothing like it was at launch. It's an insanely good game now and you SHOULD give it a chance. I think anyone who's given it a try would agree with me

[@shinesparkss5193]

a fellow bf2 enjoyer 🙏 it did suck in 2017 though. so sad that it trampled all over itself back then

[@xolotltolox7626]

You should just play the original BF2 instead

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I didn't know shit about sim city damn! I don't think I have heard that name more than twice in my life. A friend might have played it for a bit. But I still watch city skylines to this day, it's a banger of a game!

[@smollmoth6376]

It is sickening how overwatch 2 lured us in with its cycle of getting better to embarrassing mistake, making me go through three battle passes of lazy events and cosmetics. I'm more disgusted that I fell for it though.

[@slimester2554]

I just love the sponsor transition, I wish he would bring the greenscreen back up tho :(

[@collinVG]

Whoever said OOPSIE KITTY in chat, you are despicable

[@naenaehitter3119]

I’m excited for the class on how to beat 20/20/20/20 mode

[@Liam-ve1ir]

17:29 Big WHAT now

[@febreeze4655]

Why did coney skip the oil spill part? I don't get it lmao

[@tong492]

as someone who actively plays overwatch. i personally could not give less of a shit about no pve. hopefully it allows them to put more effort into pvp (the fun part) but its blizzard, so who knows lmao

[@buzzedgalaxy]

Top 10 Oopsie Kitty Moments in History

[@elysianhex2007]

HEY YOU!

[@d4nkey]

It's so sad Coney got murdered by the Bunny Man later that stream

[@StriderZessei]

Surprised they didn't mention FFXIV. Its launch was so bad, they had to close the servers for 6 months and literally being about the apocalypse in-game to fix all the mistakes.

[@josueelman2984]

No shot even coney is using a surprised/Sad Tracer as a thumbnail 😭😭😭😭

[@marshtomp8]

Sim City was such a colossal failure that it ruined Sims 4 in the aftermath of what EA thought was the problem

[@gameing_42]

Fellas

[@MrOofio64]

Fellas

[@EllieMiller510]

They did say “Overwatch 2 will re-define what a sequel is” and BY GOD DID IT

[@sillybearhours]

the children in chat don’t know git released in 2005 😭

[@rainhoo4096]

Imma be real. I played way after launch but I thought Cyberpunk was amazing. Unironically one of my favorite open worlds.

[@Palozon]

Fallout 76 didn't place because it was made by Bethesda, and their B studio at that. If you were surprised then that's on you.

[@Bone8380]

Fallout 76 lowkey actually surprisingly good now

[@IshimuraOrigin]

Why he skip the oil spill? That's not against terms or w.e. is it?

[@byrontheusurper6505]

23:00 higashikata josuke moment

[@thenoobsfriend7053]

Star Wars battlefront 2 came out and was good, it was good for like 6 months, then they kept changing shit.

[@FeeshUnofficial]

The old sim city games went crazy. It's really just the new ones that are bad

[@acida_banger]

Coney please play Star Wars Battlefront 2 it still has an active community and is a much better game now and I think it’s free

[@Nicolasjameson120]

Ok coney👍🏼

[@ChBoler]

What's the bounty system coney is talking about?

[@Delta21OnYT]

Bounties are basically sponsors during a Twitch stream, Coney's bounty for Chimeraland got turned into a video almost a year ago i think

[@Keeby.]

if i was that bitcoin guy that is genuine life long depression right there

[@Shinymeap]

plunglescorp

[@deltarainz64]

“the bunny man” “AHHHHH”

[@murder_krow951]

Wtf Coney? I didn't know about the dog and now that I do, it's quite upsetting

[@Yozora_Jan]

why must you laugh at our pain streamer man

[@grunkleg.2934]

How convenient of the urban legends list that the Slenderman entry failed to mention what happened in Waukesha, WI

[@strawhattobias]

Davinci Resolve is FREE, Coney okay?

[@The_Pikaboi]

Microsoft spent billions for this company

[@genjishimada450]

wait what

[@plabcentral630]

I love borderlands but they have had 3 bad launches on a row now.

[@MapleLunii]

Why can't coney show the oil spill?

[@concosre]

Overwatch 2 more like Overwatch Poo

[@RocktracksSC]

I like davinci resolve 😢

[@byrontheusurper6505]

It sucks, I was rlly exited for ow2 and I casually enjoyed the game because of course I did, I casually enjoyed ow1 too, as soon as I get my switch back I'm propably redownloading the game again. My overwatch phase has long passed though (sadly never got to play it back then), but I still love the franchise, and it's so sad to see a once so powerful IP with so much creativity and love and potential crumble and decay for seemingly no reason!

[@VVheeli]

I’ve always had a couple of itchings for OW every now and then, and it’s always fun for like 2 weeks before Overwatch Reality sets back in. It’s honestly one of the most uniquely interesting, polished modern FPS game. Cool characters, interesting mechanics and interactions. And it sucks that the managment refuses to spend even a fucking cent to make it a good game.

[@wichiewamirez5599]

I demand you put your face in the thumbnail this instant

[@boo1_gaming927]

Another game to add to worst launches is Mario Strikers: Battle League. It was good in concept, but it didn't have much to play, especially compared to other Mario sport titles. Plus, they botched the online.

[@JackthanGames]

Pog

[@doubletheblack]

Classic blizzard L

[@Morgan-jy7qo]

OW2 PvE is still happening, this was entirely blown out of proportion. The part that was scrapped was the Hero Challenges. That's the mode that had the Skill Trees, not the campaign, which is still happening. They also announced that it'd come out in parts every season or so about a year ago. So no, Overwatch 2 PvE is very much still happening.

[@Honeybread-ox5ho]

Repent and trust in Jesus you will be saved

[@turkeyman631]

People can say whatever about Overwatch 2 but it was a free game. People were acting like they paid 60$ and got scammed. Not saying it’s not a joke or terrible but with a lot of these games, companies literally stole money from people lol.

[@xolotltolox7626]

Are you actually fucking serious?

[@Skyward452_]

#FIRST?

[@sigma247]

#Fellas

[@paz8723]

bro you hate games youve never even touched before

[@lval7778]

Buddy is a hater

[@definitelynotaduck]

Hell yeah, I don't have the time or money to buy these dogshit looking games, but I do have the energy to hate.

[@chamoisshamwa]

I can hate Pokémon even though I’ve never played it because the series is bad