We're NOT going to make it.

[@twin_rivers921]

“Aye Caramba” RIP Bart Simpson 1989-1848

[@drewlincoln8110]

it took me a second to realize the the dates when backwards

[@Im0nJupiter]

So young 😢

[@justamicrowave5297]

So sad, he was only -141 years old.

[@Xanek]

There I was, in the wagon with all the other chatters, didn't get sick once, meanwhile gorilla, witch and bart getting all sort of sick and broken bones.... and I drown with all the other chatters... The Oregon Trail is a cruel mistress. 6:14 I'm glad I made this dono

[@shufflebot9000]

Lol yall couldnt swim

[@nathanhertsel5298]

You probably got stuck under the Giant Gorilla hard to move that thing out the way...

[@frenzylordus]

i

[@mahamoncarter2480]

bart drowning right before getting to fort kearney is actually cinema

[@CONEYZZ]

I appreciate this comment

[@BiggyJBaconatorOffical]

Ay karamba

[@TTMBrendan]

I go to the university of Oregon this is how I get from my dorm to class every day

[@andymcclurg9916]

You sound like my grandfather

[@kyx5631]

Uphill in both directions

[@randomrandom572]

You walked 15 miles

[@JJ-sq1fv]

Ducks suck go Huskies

[@TTMBrendan]

@@JJ-sq1fv 🤓🤓🤓

[@matthewbartlett3442]

15:25 that one chatter that said to reset is the shepherd who left the 99 sheep to find the one lost sheep in the Bible

[@dionyseez]

me making the arduous journey to Oregon only to find that a studio apartment is $2100/mo

[@Tentacutie]

MORE CLOTHES MORE FOOD MORE TALKING YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH ON THE OREGON TRAIL!

[@JackgarPrime]

MORE OXEN

[@sawyerr1335]

MORE RESTING

[@343Films]

MORE DROWNING

[@puremulp]

To quote Starkid, "Friends don't let friends ford the river. Take a ferry!"

[@TheMrWarm19]

Awesome video! I'll watch another after 9 days of rest.

[@uwuDezzyuwu]

Yes, Coney. I DO just follow other people’s orders. Thank you for noticing.

[@Hack--rz1io]

Ring the bell! Subscribe! Like!

[@atwistedb]

13:09 I burst out laughing this video is so good.

[@Xanek]

I wanted to die first of dysentery, instead I died first by drowning with everyone else

[@stevenfraielli9869]

Whoever edited this REALLY liked Pokemon Coliseum. I don't blame them, I do too. That Soundtrack is absolutely fire for no reason.

[@Jjjr-]

I forgot what’s the name of the first background sound

[@stevenfraielli9869]

@@Jjjr- Outskirt Stand Theme - Pokémon Colosseum

[@Watburnt]

"For no reason" Thats what its supposed to do

[@samepicgamer]

@@Watburnt me when the composers of a game's soundtrack put in effort to make good music so they get paid: "WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE THE REASON THEY DID THIS?????"

[@honeyy0011]

20:28 mullet jumpscare

[@Malao558]

As an Oregonian, I've always had a natural affinity for the Oregon Trail game. I've been to plenty of very boring real-world locations along the Oregon Trail for various school field trips.

[@hugoland9027]

me too man

[@anonymous71207]

I love that Oregon City is the goal because now it's boring as hell

[@MyHeadHz]

​@@anonymous71207 What do you mean?! It's got the only vertical public street in North America! (the municipal elevator)

[@fl4re163]

The best part was after the first crash the like 20 minutes of gaslighting coney that there was the original game on steam for 2 dollars and that he was too broke to buy it.

[@GarFierield]

Coney is my comfort character

[@Cye_Pie]

Mine is BigGorilla, an inspiration to us all 😔 ✊

[@croaker97]

Hearing Coney mispronounce all the towns I grew up around was fun. Pioneers were insane

[@samfouts5867]

Call me the Oregon Trail the way I give people dysentery

[@winky3]

hey cnoey i an high again. I used to live in oregon it wanst really like this its very pretty actually

[@george-yr1ce]

you better not be high on the next one lil bro

[@winky3]

coney it’s pronounces will am eht not what ever you said

[@yeahno555]

​@@george-yr1ce watching Coney while high goes unironically hard. Watching Coney in general does, but you get it

[@SquidlingTM]

The Coney drug lore grows deeper

[@theamazinggibs6460]

Awesome bud keep up the great work

[@ALloydRH]

14:17 How do you break a leg riding in a wagon?

[@CasuallyShadow]

It's funny because a similar more modern game is Rimworld, which would also be hilarious to see Coney to do a Rimworld chat thing

[@JackgarPrime]

Okay, now hear me out... Dwarf Fortress with chat

[@byrontheusurper6505]

11:43 now what is happening in that background of yours?

[@spencerprewitt8793]

We were allowed to play this if we were fast at typing in middle school. I was not

[@JackgarPrime]

For us it was Number Munchers

[@cemiquents]

chat keeping the pace at gruelling and then constantly resting 9 days instead of slowing down is so funny

[@whatahoot1185]

can't wait for chat plays king's quest

[@austinfletchermusic]

Partner, that sounds like a problem in your skill faculties. I would’ve made it easily, had I tried my hand at it.

[@botermb6559]

wait why did bart simpson drown twice? 12:56

[@admiralsky56]

What an awesome stream. I loved holding Coney hostage chatting with people EDIT: leaving Coney without oxen was also an excellent time tbh

[@kip_c]

it is almost guaranteed Coney's editor is from mexico with that fortnite skin

[@TheMonkeydela]

9:35 as a natural born Portlander I can tell you no its not much better. My how the mighty have fallen.

[@co5micwaffle742]

When I was a kid, i was super confused why everyone said the Oregon Trail was so dangerous. I grew up in Washington and didn't have a perception of the rest of the US at the time, so I thought the trail was like a hundred miles and not across the entire continent.

[@acehasgreed]

I loved this stream, we need more streams like this where we play old choose your own adventure games

[@symawi312]

is there a compilation somewhere of all the winston donations? I know it's a stupid reoccurring joke but every time I heard that goddamn music sting it cracks me up

[@josephsweeney9981]

Wasnt expecting the Bastion music, but I am all here for it! Love that game

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

2:56 my US history teacher said that to one of my classmates this year

[@devinj1424]

I loved this video, I wish it was longer

[@pizzagumby7049]

It's so funny that every youtuber except coney can get the rainbow like button thing to work.

[@derpybreads2212]

I'm so glad Coney is coming to my state just to meet me

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Man I love watching this game

[@wiiuandmii7619]

Damn, good on the editors for popping on Spike In A Rail. Perfect for the vibes.

[@ruzgar2289]

Barney the dinosaur

[@PancakeStew]

Coney, as someone who also grew up with The Oregon Trail, I would suggest you try The Organ Trail. Same idea, get across the country in a (station) wagon, but you fight zombie hordes instead of hunting. Edit: You can still get dysentery. Safe travels on the trail!

[@tamcawam22]

he’s such a theater major

[@kaloncpu57]

Shoutouts to using the Outskirt Stand music. Love the Orre region Edit: Oh we're getting MORE Orre music

[@animefanrk2k]

I remember the last time I played this game, I attempted to ford the river and lost all 20 oxen I owned.

[@thatsalvyguy3963]

This was my first stream and Im glad it was, looking forward to more!

[@fireeye6762]

3:53 Coney didn't realize that chat bought six oxen because the game was asking how many pairs he wanted,

[@Jackoff_icial]

god I hope this catches on as a stream challenge

[@dakoriolf]

Hearing coney pronounce “the dalles” and “willamette” is so painful

[@anonymous71207]

The first Dead Rising game was super painful, it took place in Willamette Mall, Colorado and they always said it wrong

[@fuguranto]

he bounced back on his pronunciation of "Oregon" but those two were painful yeah lmao

[@endruv_2287]

No way Oregon Trail content in the year two thousand twenty four

[@ThatRedHusky]

"Why do you all want to talk to people?!" Me, a based introvert: "RIGHT??"

[@ercck]

To the editor, the music choices this video are noted and VERY appreciated. especially pyrite town

[@thedeck-buildingdemon8293]

14:50 I know what we’re putting on Coney’s grave IRL

[@treedude4246]

The bastion ost goes hard

[@happysqWid]

Coney doesn't know how calendars work. Winter isn't coming soon if it's May

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

We're not gonna make it back!

[@kyperactive]

We making it to the Trail with this one!

[@roryrainbow77]

OREGON TRAIL W CONEY CONTENT

[@Gamersgoinblind]

That's some good use of the Pokemon Colosseum Music

[@sec9_]

my friends in oregon are so proud

[@davishmayo1643]

Coney the Shoshone lived in like Utah and Nevada.

[@monorail0]

When I went to my school's computer lab the computers all had this game but it was late enough that we were all on flash games by then so none of us ever learned how to play it. I still don't know. Do schools even still have computer labs with everyone having laptops?

[@metalsonic2099]

Thank you bro, I needed this today.. 🔵✨💨

[@normallynormal3573]

This might be my favourite stream

[@bentoboxtsu]

"Why do you guys talk so much" Tbf they are called chat for a reason

[@ireaperslegend7426]

OREGON TRAIL LETS GO

[@TheEcoolarg]

Question wouldnt Yoda be baby yoda? is more than 100 years before starwars

[@The_Ultimate_Faker]

Super fun stream!

[@dumbchild1514]

Boy howdy do I hate when I buy me some 2 dozen ox and they all done got stolen in one night

[@nightfox444]

honestly the person in chat who said ult g&w is the best brawler might’ve been spitting

[@fruitzpunch7721]

Should've bought more Oxes.

[@antorequiem1205]

Just by the Thumbnail I know what this Is going to be and It's gonna be good

[@Jelliott_ssb]

At this point there are probably people watching this born after subway surfers released

[@miacasual1263]

This is great now do the sequel

[@SofaSoapSoup]

oh shit hit my theme song (stardrop saloon)

[@anonymous7024]

truly one of the educationomobovle video games

[@hunterculpepper1973]

Wait bart drowned twice

[@Fireshot844]

Hearing Pokémon music in a Coney video always throws me off

[@tymunster]

if you let Winston go with chat it would have been much easier for him, he would have been able to escort the payload.

[@protoss__ssotorp]

TEEN TITANS GO MENTIONED 🥶🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🥵

[@nintendom7293]

6:43 he sound like herb the perv

[@Thefrogking15]

Breaking News: Streamer hates interacting with local townsfolk

[@heliasthehelias3058]

Wow what an educationamalbaleval video Coney

[@heterodoxagnostic8070]

interesting how the video game historian just uploaded a video about the same game

[@neonzitro4032]

Coney would be a great dm

[@ShamooAran]

Sneaky editing cutting the whole first run lol. Gj

[@TriforceZard]

Super Amazing Wagon Adventure next please. (Yes that’s the name of the game)

[@mallowild]

BASTION MUSIC :D

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

Coney bought the Chapulin Colorado skin in Fortnite? Based

[@QueuedUp_]

Twitch Plays Oregon Trail but it's only democracy

[@PoojaMan64]

I’ve nv seen aunt Rebecca and Herbert the pervert in the same room

[@dollenrm]

How did a thief steal 10 oxen if they had 3 oxen or 26 sets of clothing when they only had 15?

[@V1ncent19]

Will-am-ette valley not Will-a-mitte

[@onlysmiles4949]

I love educationumabumavle games

[@Oscar_Milde]

I'll brand that like and subscribe button just as soon as I take a quick 9 day breather

[@emeraldjayent2403]

YEEHAW

[@zombryra9721]

Coney, If you want the TRUE, ULTIMATE Oregon trail experience, you NEED to play Super Amazing Wagon Adventure Turbo. This game is seriously a treat to experience for the first time if you've never played it.

[@Gragon1]

Hi

[@JohannesBee]

Branding this comment section like an ox

[@jojomations2596]

Thank you for giving me and 39 people gift subs! Huge W for chat