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Thursdays are for the BABES!!! The babes are joined by comedian Jared Freid! 37 & Single, Jared's comedy special is on Netflix August 15th. ‪@jaredfreid‬ CONGRESS CONFIRMS ALIENS ARE REAL! SAL CAN NOT HANDLE THIS NEWS! The babes also talk how they take their coffee. Is extra ice an EXTRA thing to order? How aliens will impact your daily life? Dating aliens gonna be the new thing? What are aliens pronouns? Big water bottle people are the WORST! Why are nurses and flight attendants so attractive? A fish with human teeth is found in a river in the USA. HUNTER BIDEN VS ALIENS!!!
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[@ripdroson]

Will BetterHelp sell my information for their profit? 😢

[@JaCKiE_C_S]

U HiT TH NOT(E)S U BITCH👋🤟✌️👍🥣🧇🥜🧈🍇🥪🍛🍕👽🖤💚

[@Fightbot01]

All I have to say to the Aliens is TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE.

[@samhuff999]

Shout out to the aliens if they're listening and we know that they are.

[@josephestrada982]

I imagine the aliens waiting in line for the opportunity to speak with bloom cafe

[@Anonymousfitnessfanatic]

@@samhuff999we are listening👽

[@caseysmith8608]

That’s right god damn it

[@hhunstad2011]

😂

[@RonToothaker-kz2ej]

Shout out to pimpy for shooting this yesterday and editing it and releasing it today. The man’s a work horse 🙌🏼

[@EJA5389]

Dude! I agree! Within a minute, the video is great, just from how he fades in and out while they sing! Amazing skills Pimpy!

[@whiteboard111]

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[@oh_youkno3415]

Aliens, if you're listening, and we know that you are, I always believed in you 👽✌️

[@tommyespinosa8280]

But do they believe in us? 😔

[@migpapi8141]

the growing concern on Sal's face as he watches the alien footage has made my day

[@Candiedclouds]

Omg poor Sal, my guy was about to have a panic attack 😅

[@BigStinker_14]

@@Candiedclouds I know, it’s hilarious 😂

[@HoTuk-or8sj]

Can't wait until the aliens start doing their own podcasts talking about us

[@Daisy31833]

😂 i wish

[@jamiel.harding4554]

This episode slowly but gradually documents Sal’s descent into an existential crisis and I love it 😂

[@907Tia]

This message is for Sal. While it's freaky that aliens 👽 could've been around us this whole time... its actually comforting because they could've done something to us but haven't.

[@calebogden218]

When Chris said "yeah it was ice " and snickered as the camera panned to Sal and Jared who looked serious and panned back to Chris on his phone😂😂

[@IceKoldKilla]

Honestly, thank you. Thank you so much for covering this topic. I saw the headlines and refused to read into the news until a reputable source/organization would cover it. Hey Babe! So once again, thank you. This is the real news people need to hear and talk about.

[@DisFaBish]

I get all my news from hey babe

[@dot_t]

​@@DisFaBish😂😂😂

[@TestyLeaf]

Nothing better than hearing Chrissy say "you know a lot of people say" followed by the most unhinged, demonstrably false conspiratorial nonsense. Never change babe

[@ajbambino]

I wanna see Chris doin edibles with aliens and then doin his history lessons

[@katiusca6562]

that would be something

[@CraftyLemons]

The aliens would be like "actually that was us... ye that was us too" lol

[@katiusca6562]

Chris is fucking wild and out of pocket I love him

[@Doorito_]

That's called history hyenas

[@CraftyLemons]

@katiusca6562 nah he is just educated! It just sounds like bs to the successfully indoctrinated.

[@pennykeys4891]

Within the first minute i went through a few different emotions. Surprised by Sals weightloss, sad about Sinead, laughing hysterically at Chris. My adhd brain loves you all! ❤

[@calebbb95]

Recorded and posted within 24 hours, I love it!

[@homelesspimp]

THIS IS A CLASSIC EPISODE LOL!!!

[@Theonewholaughs34]

Sup HP 🎉

[@LonnieGomez979]

Lol you haven't even finished it yet

[@HF1.0]

@@LonnieGomez979he’s the guy babe

[@josef2012]

Pimpy,what happened to Titi Jerry???

[@dhutch5849]

@@josef2012been wondering the same

[@kelbystewart4325]

Chris' "or it was a dew" and the smile to himself was absolute perfect lol

[@M_B_J]

My IQ dropped 23 points listening to this episode

[@danbarry7698]

I’m picturing Joe walking gleefully onboard a mothership with an alien that looks like grimace cos they put Golden Arches on the entry way. Mcabdduction

[@venum7273]

If you got through this guy screaming for a hour you deserve a purple heart

[@justinurra3349]

Hands down the worst guest, I turned it off

[@abbybowman-yb6uw]

THIS MADE ME LOL

[@thrillhouse27]

Got me quick this sode. Chris moaning random notes while Sal sang had me in stitches.

[@PattyObstbaum]

Finally!!! This trio is a breath of fresh air!!! Love Jared on Hey Babe, hilarious chemistry and so excited for the Netflix special!! 🎉 👏 🥂

[@MathewMacielMusic]

Yall need to make merch that says, "If you're listening ... and we know that you are" or "Shout out Tom Brady" LOL

[@Dante22ns]

Listening to Chris talk about things he saw one time on the internet are always my favorite segments. Lol

[@dominicfuentes732]

Sals face is priceless when talking about aliens😂

[@leovirgocusp]

The 3 seconds Chris had to wait before yelling out "YANKEE CANDLE" - pretending he also had to think about it, must have been very painful for our sweet Chrissy Candles ❤

[@danbarry7698]

Tina Fey did a great job at the hearing

[@keishakakes45]

sal is actually such a good singer

[@christibourgeau1286]

He really does have a great voice.

[@joefrisbie485]

I've seen every episode since day one and I'd have to say this is one of my favorite episodes by far. Such a great episode. Thanks babes

[@dontbetreadin4777]

Never have this guy back on....

[@SerDunk]

Chrissy Conspiracy is now Chrissy Congress! Chrissy UFOS! 👽🛸 Get 'em on the pod!😅

[@christianscacchetti9178]

Sal looking slim! Ozempy wempy or did Chrissy get him on the intermittent fasting?

[@abbybowman-yb6uw]

ozempy wempy is the funniest thing ever to me

[@Alexander-fq3xo]

That Domino’s joke seems very similar to the one made by Arthur in that King Of Queens episode..

[@sydniepainter8702]

It’s also in Kevin James’ stand up routine….

[@rickeykoga2312]

23:52 "38D" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is one of the best eps yet!

[@cardecito8203]

Dude, Chris will shout out his version of history as if it's straight facts 😂😂

[@dimetime2125]

58:15 "Yea it was ICE" ...... spit my coffee out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brelombardo992]

I would pay to have a CD of Chis and Sal’s singing intro’s.

[@chippyd8208]

Unmotivated today. Watching hey babe all day

[@TheSoftVelcro]

thank you for the intro Tribute to Sinead O'Conner - she was a real rebel, the real deal that didnt fit nicely into any category

[@ashleighwike5371]

I love how she exposed the Catholic church on Saturday night live. That is one bad bitch ❤rip

[@detroitdabber313]

@@ashleighwike5371yeah and Chris calling her an “Irish Catholic” was a slap in the face. He’s such an airhead lmao

[@jackninteman4095]

Best intro song in the history of the program, period.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Like we didn't already know that sal was an alien.

[@jacquelinewall5433]

lmao Chris doing the background while Sal absolutely pours his soul into that song

[@sinlessdeath4536]

Yo the ability to say bring your voice up when you said "nothing compares to hey babe" at the beginning was phenomenal

[@wutflex]

I just watched derosas nurse bit for the first time and was laughing hysterically the whole time 😂

[@godsaidwhatup]

I like the guest, but he also makes my brain hurt Thank you for another great episode

[@giannacargill6096]

Sally boy you’re looking good!!

[@Shelby-eo3dz]

Sal is almost tears watching this guy lmfao I can’t help it 😂😂

[@00Indeedibly00]

The government thought they were doing something, like babe, these bills need to get paid tomorrow. Idk about yall, but I don't have time or energy to include aliens into my to-worry-about list atm 😅😅

[@UrbanLegend2k11]

Damn ima fly unmotivated to Vegas

[@NormBash]

The Domino's reference tat Jared's friend was making is a call back to a King of queens episode. Arthur tells Doug to get a pizza "at this little neighborhood joint called, Dom-inos."(how he pronounced it).. funny stuff.. my wife and I were just watching that episode last week.... haha.. I just found it.. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIiamnVonrSHgdk

[@dominicfuentes732]

“Prove it” allegedly!!!!🤣

[@justawinddown]

Imagine thinking for 1 second that humans are capable collapsing the UNIVERSE!

[@JunkBondTrader]

Ain't no light travellers crashing into Roswell lol.

[@roxanneboley178]

Kane Tanaka told me all about this "Alien" business over drinks back in '89.

[@zoso1up]

Oh yea I remember that,it was right after she got done taking body shots

[@jadeyfrosty9894]

ALLLLL MY FAVSSSS OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR JARED

[@TheeJasonReyes]

A ufo crashes into your living room? TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE

[@RuthlessMediaGroup]

This dude really took a bit from King of Queens and told it as his own story.

[@steelers9799]

Thank you!!!! I came here to say the same thing - total rip-off

[@brunotonyoli9408]

Time stamp?

[@steelers9799]

@@brunotonyoli9408 3:36 Dominos story

[@RuthlessMediaGroup]

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[@FlatEarth.Weiss117]

Earth is Flat

[@jonathancole9746]

Pimps a beast!! Keep it up y'all! It's such an enjoyable listen for my long drives. Makes it more fun! Much love y'all

[@ninordd5765]

Chrissy Choirs coming in HAWT BAYBEEEE 😂😂

[@emikejones1]

There goes the neighborhood has my dying 😂

[@cherryrosesxo]

9:35 the pig 🐷 shoutout to the pig 🐷👩‍⚕️😂♥️

[@irritatedtomcat]

More ice means less coffee….. lol

[@maltsticks]

Hey Babe is my news channel. 📺

[@onthedownside]

Sals singing in the beginning was fyre!

[@cleonRIP]

Man, they are wandering on the volleyball courts with these intro songs, now! I used to have an idea what they were, now they're doing all B sides 🤣

[@LNarciso3]

This guy’s voice sounds exactly like Yannis. If I was listening on podcast I’d swear it was him

[@leoserafico8571]

wow havent listened to this pod in a hot minute and both babes looking great!

[@4superman3]

Chrissy should’ve said that he likes “LeRoy Coffee” 😂

[@shady2493]

We Can’t Even Stop the Alien Invasion at the Borders….You think we have a Shot stopping them coming from Space😂😂😂

[@keishakakes45]

Sal singing "I go out every night" itches my brain so perfectly

[@mrcastro7743]

By the end they were all having an existential crisis lol totally freaking out they hardly could promote anything haha

[@cleowells9394]

Man this was a great listen . Was just high cleaning my kitchen

[@lovenatwolff08]

Von Dutch with the hats HAHAHAHAHHA

[@EonSound]

I think the actress he was referring to was Sandra Bullock. She kinda looks like her.

[@prissymissyb]

RIP Sinede

[@Zep894]

Pimpy you’re the man lmao

[@NoPreshNetwork]

😜🍿👽

[@TheRealJiggaDrew]

Don't do independence day and have a alien greeting party they might blast u into dust lol

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

Hello Sal Vulcano and Chris Distefano Sal song very well very Beautiful this song

[@kingjordan6239]

this has been one of my fav episodes omg

[@revmaxproductions]

Is Sal E. Babe on ozempic? He's looking slim.

[@chokeonnosebleed]

The perfect trio right here. Shoutout to all the flying pigs out there.

[@glorita8149]

I’m too high for this

[@mattj340]

Chrissy looks like he's dressed like he's in charge of moving aliens across the border

[@lost_one_5870]

Chrissy D with the Randy Quaid curveball NICE!!!👽

[@ct7033]

"Who are you? I was watching THEM!" 😂🤯

[@corriewright987]

Thank you for being the first comedy pod to cover this... I don't know why the comedy universe opinion on this matters to me, but it does, and I appreciate your take.

[@mbrooks_11]

Why do these alien ships always crash? They have this advanced tech that has allowed them to get here and make maneuvers that our aircrafts can't make but for some reason they haven't figured out how to land yet. And for the craft to have caught on fire in the sky means it came flying in thru the atmosphere uncontrolled but the government says they are flying freely thru our air space

[@JUiCE..]

HEY *BABES*

[@tanklin4015]

Idk everything is funnier when pimpy laughs 🙏

[@chellie7887]

Hey babe is back! 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@katiewarner3]

I absolutely love these guys and this is the best podcast ever.

[@Daisy31833]

Omg that guy in Vegas i had chills

[@geminigypsy8005]

You look really good Sal! 🎉

[@seyaresmati7320]

Pimpy with the edits 🔥🔥🔥

[@NoPreshNetwork]

Yerrrr

[@TroyButtsoupBarnes42]

Damn I carry a 60z bottle to work and the gym

[@Alexandra-ng5kd]

Sal is so funny 😂

[@PrinceLezur]

Jared Freid sounds like Yannis Papas jewish doppelganger.

[@jennamarie1205]

Dang Sal with the pipes

[@p344y]

My girlfriend is a nurse...thanks for putting that in my head now PIMPY 😒

[@meredithpeterson4976]

Sal is lookin TOIGHT as a TOIGER!🐯😍

[@funkk]

Dude just told a bit from King of Queens as his own.