“Tap machine” “I stay on bus” 😭😭😭 I miss this rivalry
@srmj55853 ай бұрын
This is respect sport
@TuckFouYube23 ай бұрын
This is NAMBER WUN BOLLSHITH@@srmj5585
@ElChacal73 ай бұрын
@@srmj5585”I shit on bus”
@totototototototitototit2 ай бұрын
@@ElChacal7u forget you shit in octagon too
@macncheese35982 ай бұрын
@@ElChacal7I shit in cage,and lay eggs mchicken
@Seeloknya_Sebaiknya3 ай бұрын
"Honestly I don't remember this guy beat someone" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@felipearaujo96733 ай бұрын
Conor's last relevant win was 7 years ago
@WaterDofungo3 ай бұрын
once upon a time, this guy is legend... now he just a shadow of his past
@Larrylarrs3 ай бұрын
its show u don't have a memory
@Humza_Rajputt3 ай бұрын
Islam Humor 😂
@oftenimitatedneverduplicated2 ай бұрын
Cowboy cowboy and cowboy
@obsydianlark54683 ай бұрын
lmao imagine being chandler, bro waited for 3 years just to get ghosted 😭
@StoriesWithAPurpose3 ай бұрын
Not really 3 years
@ИгорьСавельчев3 ай бұрын
Chandler last fight was in November 2022, so 2 years technically, but considering Chandler's age he just as well ended his career at the top.😂 One last money fight and he would be done, or became next Tony Ferguson.
@George187983 ай бұрын
@@StoriesWithAPurposeYeah, in reality he waited since his first birthday
@Mark-oj8wj3 ай бұрын
He should have known better.He got blinded by the red panty night!
@rustyshackleford4363 ай бұрын
State the obvious why don’t you
@PW-tt9ud3 ай бұрын
Dos Anjos has been waiting for this moment for his entire life lmao
@andywang38463 ай бұрын
I dont blame him either haha
@keenanz98823 ай бұрын
What's the story with rda with ice and ibuprofen? I don't get it😢
@ManabuHori3 ай бұрын
@@keenanz9882he is refering to when RDA pulled out aginst Conor bcz of a broken toe , where the Diaz vs Connor fight happened on short notice
@robertoleonelleonsubirana69213 ай бұрын
GROW UP BOOTLICKER
@ridabrahim76043 ай бұрын
@@robertoleonelleonsubirana6921 i think a bootlicker is the person jumping from comment to comment saying this rather than a person expressing himself
@PW-tt9ud3 ай бұрын
Damn uncle Chael had no chill 😂
@robertoleonelleonsubirana69213 ай бұрын
GROW UP BOOTLICKER
@bitbrace3 ай бұрын
@@robertoleonelleonsubirana6921CALM DOWN DOUCHEBAG
@bitbrace3 ай бұрын
@@robertoleonelleonsubirana6921 CALM DOWN D0UCHEBAG
@DahamKarunarathna-me5lo3 ай бұрын
The greatest answers to no one including himself.
@decentguytryingtostorevide14633 ай бұрын
"My toe's a BALOON"
@robertoleonelleonsubirana69213 ай бұрын
GROW UP BOOTLICKER
@deadpool____58423 ай бұрын
The way they laugh at Conor 😂😂😂
@robertcuratolo53393 ай бұрын
🦶🧊
@boros1232 ай бұрын
@@robertoleonelleonsubirana6921 go back to cleaning toilet.
@cesarmartinioli19042 ай бұрын
Jabib: a toe hahahahahaha 😂🤣 where is Roman for go to bowling? Anthony Ferguson: Hi 😎 Jabib: 🌚😱💀 my toe! Its hurts 😭
@robluci53703 ай бұрын
Makachev humor is so legend Honestly I don't remember this guy beat someone 😂
@Culture_25203 ай бұрын
Undefeated undisputed uncle chael
@mitkothemacedonian3 ай бұрын
Alhamdulilah 😂
@IsaacFaraci-np7vi3 ай бұрын
When you realize Pereira fixes his own broken toe to fight Hill and is now stepping in for Conor who broke a toe.
@heronemosheppard88772 ай бұрын
Exactly
@joaozinhohater40322 ай бұрын
Connor broke one toe, so they called the guy with two broken toes. The ultimate roast.
@IronHorsey33 ай бұрын
Khabib flying by doing a chicken motion. 🤣
@thatman49242 ай бұрын
It gets even funny as Khabib had a toe injury before his last fight, he still won.
@AS-pug3 ай бұрын
I just love how Conor shouts “Dana” 😂 Also “Oombreakable titanium shimbone” And belals “Dana, please” 😂
@sashafalcon51433 ай бұрын
"Day-nah!"
@theenlightenedone12832 ай бұрын
Don't let him bully u son 😅 is also in my favourite list
@lozicrazy3 ай бұрын
Its kills me everytime when chael pulls his entire setup into the octagon 😂
@ChasingElizabeth3 ай бұрын
Dana’s propensity for unprovoked violence is unmatched! He is delightfully deranged AND psychotic. Absolutely brilliant! 😂😂😂
@songbird94443 ай бұрын
Lmao
@csetliberia81323 ай бұрын
So is his propensity to kiss Connor's balls. 😂
@SimonGonzalOS3 ай бұрын
YO the way Chael called hima dog was MAD disrespectful
@psychopathichomosapien3 ай бұрын
disrespectful for the dog right?
@Mabrur0003 ай бұрын
My toe was a balloon My toe came out of the socket
@femia41253 ай бұрын
Dana protecting his golden goose
@1000Demons3 ай бұрын
Now Mojahed's golden goose. He gives Mojahed hours of content.
@theenlightenedone12832 ай бұрын
Yeah let those funny news coming we need more eggs golden frog 😅@@1000Demons
@G.O.A.T.A3 ай бұрын
Alex saved 295 300 and now 303 beast
@olliefoxx71653 ай бұрын
I hope Alex isn't pushing himself to hard. Remember what happened to Tony Ferguson when he saved the UFC fight cards during covid.
@theberserker_of_falconia3 ай бұрын
@@olliefoxx7165stupid he is 36, any money fight is a must rn otherwise he too old
@L.Ron.Hoyabembe2 ай бұрын
You're implying UFC 300 would have been bad if it weren't for Alex? Interesting take.
@kenokurose2 ай бұрын
And he was hurt in the last fight... but fought anyway!
@wunkid473 ай бұрын
1:04 the goodfellas laugh is golden 🤌🏽😂
@Q-T3K3 ай бұрын
Great pick up!
@correction82963 ай бұрын
I don't remember when this guy beat someone...hhhh
@Syonaga_Auron7772 ай бұрын
His last win was 7 YEARS AGO! Yeah this old man should fight with Tony for retirement..
@TheWeaverofMyths-ml1wy3 ай бұрын
Tap Machine 😂😂😂😂
@cesarmartinioli19042 ай бұрын
Run machine... When Ferguson appears 😎
@Vinie2K2 ай бұрын
@@cesarmartinioli1904 7 loss streak
@Sceptic_Khasanov2 ай бұрын
Kebab is run machine, enters the chat Ferguson 💀🤣
@user-pb2yc8ud5s2 ай бұрын
Ой не смеши людей своей тупостью.😂@@cesarmartinioli1904
@saacheinhazard3 ай бұрын
My toe was a balloon -Conor Mcgregor 2024
@Freebird9493 ай бұрын
This is the truest and funniest thing I’ve seen in a couple days, thank you for this whoever you are!!
@koalawithchaingun533 ай бұрын
Michael "Hachiko" Chandler
@petrforst73583 ай бұрын
We get GTA 6 before another Connor fight.
@TheOlzee3 ай бұрын
“I will never lose a fight again” = I will never fight again
@joshuaboyd82573 ай бұрын
"Conor Sucks" Nate Diaz
@Unclesteve163 ай бұрын
I was starting to get worried, we haven’t seen a new Mojahed video in 6 days! 😮😂
@gqwarrior66943 ай бұрын
Imagine pulling out of a fight because of a broken toe so you can be replaced by a guy with two broken toes
@Masshysteria403 ай бұрын
I love how Conor keeps getting more and more ridiculous looking in these
@brent36113 ай бұрын
Just like in real life
@damon52243 ай бұрын
Ok but Where is unbreakble titanium shinebone😂
@brent36113 ай бұрын
Now he needs a unbreakable titanium pinky toe
@omidsidan3 ай бұрын
Who misses khamzat?
@2hy4deez3 ай бұрын
Conor's 'Dana' will never fail to crack me up 😂even befo he says anything else
@almastud913 ай бұрын
Now the toe came out of the socket 😂
@enednas8012 ай бұрын
Dana once said when critiquing Wodley for inactivity due to a a broken thumb that Conor had said "hah! who needs a thumb when u can make a fist!?" now conor is out due to a broken pinky toe xD
@Mabrur0003 ай бұрын
We want daily episodes. Without it, it's like starving.😂
@pass11443 ай бұрын
I guess titanium chin bone didn't help Macnugget after all 😂😂😂
@baronvonhoughton3 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it was his shin bone.
@ryrysparco61503 ай бұрын
The Chael 🤣🤣
@PW-tt9ud3 ай бұрын
Not the Aiiiiaiiiiaiiiiaiiiii😂😂😂
@alexandercortez88233 ай бұрын
Uncle Chael doesn't show up too often in Mojahed shorts very often, so it's extra funny when he does appear.
@prophetherbandderp27333 ай бұрын
add to this that the sound bite with Chael got released about 15 hours before Mojahed's video.
@jackjohnson6913 ай бұрын
I was eagerly waiting for "my toe was a balloon" I was not disappointed 😂😂😂😂😂
@harunyoldash3 ай бұрын
Chandler should be the new Belal of your videos and waiting for that Conor fight
@Notpoop9062 ай бұрын
"the toe came out of the SOCKET" 😂
@asharharoon23043 ай бұрын
Very good video mujhaed fudailat love your content ❤
@josegabrielsilva97523 ай бұрын
Alex Pereira would be able to put Conor's finger in its place
@davidebbs27973 ай бұрын
Let's pause for a moment to note the sacrifice mcnuggets pinky made to make sure the King of Hype gets his sphere time at 306...😂
@Raoverse3 ай бұрын
That kiss😂😂
@Superman_3053 ай бұрын
Dana going WOO! after conor landed that first punch 😂😂😂
@debajyotinath50213 ай бұрын
McGregor was practicing tapping out with his toe when this happened!
@Scorpio_Rising_13 ай бұрын
The street fighter move broke me
@JohnDoe-bn7hr3 ай бұрын
I came here for "my foot was a ballooooon"😂😂
@zensempai73712 ай бұрын
We need this mixed with Alex's constant fights with broken toes 😅
@findinghumorthruitall2 ай бұрын
i love this channel so much.
@hayatorpg38963 ай бұрын
“AY YI YI! AY YI YI YI YI! DANNNAHHH!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@juggernautgsp56813 ай бұрын
Marketing, ghosting... I think Conor drank one night and bumped his finger into a piece of furniture, it's happened to all of us when we go smoke😂
@jabroni61992 ай бұрын
The mcgreggor cry for “Dana!” Always gets me 😂
@LeftLaneMMA3 ай бұрын
“Ma toe came out of the socket”
@iNeed2.p3 ай бұрын
Daenaaa💀
@Culture_25203 ай бұрын
Khaanar
@Sephiroth-12 ай бұрын
Dana with the Ryu Hurricane kick 😂😂😂😂😂
@zzz7zzz93 ай бұрын
I can't believe people/media are buying it. The ufc would not cancel a presser over a broken little toe. And they sure as shit would go into complete silence over it.
@Fightconnoisseur962 ай бұрын
Yeah they would.
@zzz7zzz92 ай бұрын
@@Fightconnoisseur96 elaborate then.
@Fightconnoisseur962 ай бұрын
@@zzz7zzz9 I mean it is pretty obvious that if there is doubt a fight is going to happen at all that the UFC cancel the presser which is gonna get people hyped for the fight. It also makes sense to stay quiet until the fight is officially canceled because they would not want to announce the fight being off only to later learn that Conor was okay to fight.
@zzz7zzz92 ай бұрын
@@Fightconnoisseur96 umm, so you think they thought his pinky would be healed a week later?? Ya right. They were scrambling, trying to find a replacement fighter. And, it was even said, the replacement could have been for either conor OR chandler. In other words, that toe bs makes no sense.
@heronemosheppard88772 ай бұрын
Loved everyone laughing at conner.
@westfamily11583 ай бұрын
Extrañamos a belal😢
@teebeeonline3 ай бұрын
the laugh from the 3 guys is insane 😂
@bransenrozas95463 ай бұрын
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my whole entire life
@dalegribble602 ай бұрын
"Everyone has a plan until they break their toe" ~ Conor McTapper
@G.O.A.T.A3 ай бұрын
Dana with the street fighter move Areyoken!
@DevaActingAcademy2 ай бұрын
It not areyoken
@rhouser12803 ай бұрын
AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE......AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE...DANA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh man I was waiting for this one
@Inavitable13272 ай бұрын
Dana's spinning kick lives forever 😂❤
@cheegum62962 ай бұрын
That hurricane kick though! 🥋
@Neval-rg6pk2 ай бұрын
The photo 📷 of the Broken toe is hilarious 😂
@jaysonj93273 ай бұрын
“It's tough to get out of bed to do roadwork at 5 am when you've been sleeping in silk pajamas.” Marvelous Marvin Hagler.
@simondalton82953 ай бұрын
I died when Dana did that streetfighter kick 😂😂😂
@arthurzeba67373 ай бұрын
I like the way Conor says ‘’Dana’’😂😂😂😂
@MaoriMufasa3 ай бұрын
"My liver was a balloon." - McGregor [After his "recovery"]
@muhammadirham56463 ай бұрын
Connor always calls people Rats
@AliAbdelaziz-bq3rn3 ай бұрын
Mhmm except ali literally had fake passports and literally snitched on his terrorist brothers involved in 9/11. Now hides in america under witness protection. No fly Ali😂 can never leave the US
@Arkus1233 ай бұрын
@@AliAbdelaziz-bq3rn so how is that a bad thing??? He snitched on "terrorists" who totally weren't CIA funded agents 😂😂😂
@AliAbdelaziz-bq3rn2 ай бұрын
@@Arkus123 yt deleted my comment lol. Bro was a known terrorist and ratted out his brothers due to being caught. How tf can you say "how is that a bad thing" dude didnt snitch cause he wanted too, he did it cause he got caught and struck a deal with the US
@Arkus1232 ай бұрын
@@AliAbdelaziz-bq3rn he's just serving the United States government
@SpookyRedz3 ай бұрын
That Conor that has never pulled out is not the same Conor as today
@Zohard1043 ай бұрын
I love all the basis of this whole video is just to give Connor‘s old rivals a reason to heckle him
@elrablo32863 ай бұрын
Ibuprofen? His body doesn't even react to the slightest to something like Ibuprofen. 😅
@freshasadaisy47823 ай бұрын
The body has toes for a reason.
@shhhh46373 ай бұрын
To turn them into balloons
@vpiRY2 ай бұрын
I’m always surprised that Chael doesn’t make more appearances 😂
@LordBeezleDwarf3 ай бұрын
I gotta say that danas $ shirt has always been my favorite part of these lmao
@jasoncarson10433 ай бұрын
To be fair, a broken toe, especially the pinky toe will jack you up. Totally screws with your movement, you can't push off. The small bones can break easy again. I'm not a Conor guy but I get it
@firstbradley32813 ай бұрын
Yeah, I’m not a Conner fan either, but I understand postponing it but still the way he got it from sparring carelessly without protection. It’s not a good look especially with the videos of him partying.
@babahadjimohamed93393 ай бұрын
You right but he was saying a lot of bad things about others, so it is a normal reaction
@jasoncarson10433 ай бұрын
@firstbradley3281 For sure, a dude like him in a big way is about optics and how people see him. He also wants to win, he kinda has to. He doesn't have to go into fights Injured like he did back in the day so it's a smart move
@jasoncarson10433 ай бұрын
@@babahadjimohamed9339 Absolutely 💯
@Abduldoctor2 ай бұрын
I genuinely thought he was gonna say my toe came out of the socket...
@imnotfeelingit2072 ай бұрын
Dana pulling a street fighter move 😂🤣
@sabbataizevi40313 ай бұрын
chicken move by khabib while saying tap machine is sooo good😂
@ryancwatson53493 ай бұрын
I had to keep rewinding it to replay the soundbites im rolling 😂
@moonmcken3 ай бұрын
I need to see delusional ME! 😂😂😂
@Sumea_Saukko3 ай бұрын
Conor McGregor should only exist as a character in these cartoons. That's more than he deserves.
@Werdxp3 ай бұрын
As soon as I heard the news I said to myself "Mojahed is gonna have a field day with this!"
@voodjin3 ай бұрын
"you don't need a pinky toe to fight" - Islam
@FsjBluenoser3 ай бұрын
I hurt my pinky toe once in my mid 20’s. i had to miss a week of work. Couldn’t walk normally or even put on a pair of shoes. Imagine trying to fight. To all you guys making fun of Connor, go sprain your pinky toe and see how you do.
@c0dakw0lfgaang483 ай бұрын
Fighters like Izzy, Paddy, O'Malley will come and go, but Conor will always be Dana's number 1 guy.
@zq18003 ай бұрын
This episode was funny on so many levels
@TomBricks3102 ай бұрын
1:07 "Dayneh!!"
@Tom_Tom8293 ай бұрын
Dana's kiss was personal 💀😁
@RoNLIoc3 ай бұрын
I just find Chandler in woods and he is doing well.We decide 2 leave him there.