Console to Screen - Super Mario Bros

GW is Proud to present Console to Screen, a retrospective review series that explores the unique and bizarre relationship between Video Games and Film. Watch as we dissect the absurdity as it unfolds, while filmmakers struggle to attempt to adapt stories from an interactive medium to the world of cinema. And it all starts here with the first live action feature film adaptation of a video game. The Super Mario Bros. Film.
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[@FirestoneX]

as a 7 year old in 93, I loved this movie and still do. This movie gets shit on all the time, but I love it... but what do I know, I love Howard the Duck

[@KpopNiDontStop]

as another kid in the 90's I saw this movie once and never again that is how much I liked it.

[@Its_just_cosmetic]

As someone who actually watched the movie yesterday I think it was pretty decent.

[@TheChicoism]

shooting stars during the mario teleport scene...very appropriate

[@JoeEnglandShow]

Nice series. It reminds me, I've heard it suggested that a primary failing of video game movies is that, unlike other forms of media adaptation, an element of interactivity is being removed rather than added. Adapting a book or comic to the big screen grants it sound and motion, but video games already have those things. Putting them into movie form actually distances the audience from the source material.

[@Dargonhuman]

It's my opinion that the better video game movies weren't based on specific game events but the characters involved with events outside the games. A perfect example to compare and contrast are the first two Resident Evil live action movies from Sony and the two Resident Evil CGI movies from Capcom. The former tried to retell the stories of the games and utterly failed because the core elements that made the games fun and engaging had to be removed to make the movie work, and the parts that were left in were boring and nonsensical because there wasn't the framework of the cut parts to give them context. The latter, on the other hand, simply took the characters from the games and put them in different situations that were similar to the games but different enough to work on their own - they were definitely connected to the same world and lore of the games, but more as an "expanded universe" sort of way instead of retelling or reimagining what we've already seen or are familiar with.

[@DeanStuff]

"Rated PG" *Mario says "Shit!" in the film*

[@highdefinitionapollo2189]

Do resident evil, I want to see all the classic resident evil characters rant about some random lady taking all the credit while they do all the work.

[@antonskjold7139]

The trump jokes were pretty funny tbh

[@ericemigh3869]

As much as I hate to defend this film, their last name being Mario is, in my opinion, an interesting way to explain why it’s the “Mario brothers” without making Mario a relentless narcissist. I actually kinda like it.

[@worldlylexicon671]

narrator's voice is perfect for this kind of thing

[@iNsOmNiAcAnDrEw]

Even though there were some flaws with the show, as a fan I totally would've enjoyed watching a sequel if it would've happened.

[@GamersAsylum51]

I grew up watching these movies and games can't wait for the double dragons video

[@PaleGhost69]

This is already better than the Mario Bros movie and I'm only on the ad so far.

[@JuanJimenez-mf5jm]

Thank you for getting the worse one out of the way. Cannot wait for Double Dragon and hopefully Van Dam's Street Fighter.

[@malikmalak4631]

This is a good series but for the length, it's more on the level of a TV show than a KZbin video. I'll still be watching it but only after work.

[@FranboiseSenpai]

I have to say, I pretty liked that movie, and bob hoskins has the perfect look to do mario

[@julianx2rl]

7:11 - One of the most hideous villains indeed.

[@TeryJones]

2:25 - Good Primus it's like if the Shadow the Hedgehog game was made in the 90s XD 4:14 - _Hi I'm Daisy!_ 6:18 - Uhhhh, asshole! Watch where you point that thing! How they even let you into the theatre with that thing is beyond me.... 9:41 - Holy shit how the fuck did they let you in with THAT?! Is it any wonder why Kitchenware Control is such a big deal X _ X? 11:14 - Wait what just happened? 2:25 - Good Primus it's like if the Michael Bay TMNT films were made in the 90s XD

[@supermariof0521]

I have an idea for an animated "Super Mario Bros" movie that I wanna pitch to Disney. Here's how it goes. Many years ago, the Mushroom Kingdom and the Koopa Kingdom were at war with each other. The original ruler, King George Toadstool (played by Keith Wickham) tried to make peace with the tyrannical King Bowser Koopa The First (Played by Frank Welker), but the ruthless koopa refused, killing King George Toadstool in the process. (Its a Disney movie, so of course one of the parents has to die). His wife, Queen Melody Toadstool (played by Nicole Oliver) witnessed the death of her husband and decided that the best solution was to send her daughter, Princess Peach Toadstool to the another world, where she would be safe. She gave her a necklace that contained a picture of her parents so she wouldn't forget them. With one last tearful goodbye, Princess Peach is sent to another world where she would be safe. That place turned out to be the real world. Specifically New York City, where she was adopted by a loving couple. While she missed her home in the Mushroom Kingdom, she became used to life as an average American, and went by the name of Roxanne. However, King Bowser Koopa The First's son witnessed his father die in the war and vowed revenge against the Mushroom Kingdom and the Toads that inhabit it. We then fast forward 20 years to present day, (This movie takes place in 1985) as we meet our main protagonist. A down on his luck, but still optimistic, bright eyed, 25 year old Italian plumber named Mario, and his timid 23 year old brother, Luigi. After his break-up with his ex-girlfriend, Pauline, Mario met Roxanne (Peach) (who is now voiced by Jodi Benson) who is now 25 years old and gets the hots for her. However he wasn't sure if she was into plumbers, but after he and Luigi were called to her apartment room to fix her kitchen sink (they both live in the same apartment building, but Mario lived on the top floor, while Peach lived on the middle floor), Mario decides to finally ask Roxanne out for a date at Grimaldi's Pizzeria, to which Roxanne says yes. Luigi, not being very good with women, decides to stay at the apartment and play on Mario's Atari 2600. At first things go along very well on Mario's little pizza date as Mario and Roxane talk endlessly. Mario expresses that he's had a crush on Roxanne for quite a while and was surprised to find that Roxanne has been rather fond of him as well and liked how optimistic he was and liked his energy and the fact that he knew how to treat a lady, even if he wasn't perfect about it. At first, Mario thinks he's finally got it maid. After their dinner date, they take a walk down the streets of Brooklyn, enjoying the city sights, as they go back to Mario's apartment and go onto the roof as they see an entire view of the city. However just as Mario is about to make his move, they see a street gang of mobsters approach Mario's apartment door. Mario looks to see who it is, but it turns out that they want Roxanne and start trying to bust the door down. Mario tells Luigi and Roxanne to hurry down to the basement to hide, while Mario tries to fight them off but to no avail. They eventually find Roxanne and grab her. We then enter a chase scene where Mario and Luigi chase the mobsters down into the public sewers where they see the mobsters escape into a magical portal hidden within an unknown pipe. Mario tries to stop them, but the portal closes, leaving Mario and Luigi stuck outside the pipe. Mario becomes incredibly heart broken and has a hard time walking away form what happened. He tried to unclog what he thinks is an invisible blockage in the pipe, but it was no use. However, Roxanne left behind her crystal blue necklace. Mario holds onto it so he would have something to remember his would be girlfriend by. The next day, Mario can't seem to focus on his plumbing duties after what happened last night. Luigi tries to convince him to get over it, but Mario can't as he knew there was something odd about the pipe the mobsters escaped into. He was determined to find out and rescue Roxanne. Meanwhile a mysterious 10 year old girl who was lurking through the city, noticed Roxanne's necklace and snags it. Mario takes notice of this and he and Luigi chase her into the sewers. They corner her as they see her use the necklace to open the mysterious pipe and enter through it. Mario's about to race through the portal, but Luigi grabs his shirt and tells him that there might be danger and he doesn't want to lose his brother as he didn't know what was on the other side. Mario however doesn't listen and races through the portal. Luigi being nervous about this eventually races into the portal after Mario. They fall down a massive colorful passage before bursting out of a colorful pipe before falling through the roof of a castle as they are knocked out. When they wake up, they find themselves in a throne room and find the girl who stole Roxanne's necklace. The girl turns out to be a anthropomorphic mushroom named Kinopiko (but she prefers to be called Toad) as she along with her mushroom parents who were servants to Roxanne (Peach), explain to the Mario and Luigi that they have been warped to the Mushroom Kingdom. A land filled with anthropomorphic mushrooms and riches beyond your wildest dreams. They explain to Mario that Roxanne's real name is actually Princess Peach Toadstool, and how she was sent to the real world and that those mobsters were actually minions or the koopa army, led by King Bowser Koopa The Second (played by Harvey Atkin) and how he plans to marry Peach and take over the Mushroom Kingdom and turn it into a land of anguish and suffering so he can have world domination and avenge the death of his father. They explain how Mario and Luigi are part of an ancient legend that tells of two brave knights. One of red and one of green, and how they would bring forth three mystical mcguffins to bring an end to Bowser's wrath. The mushroom of growth, the fire flower, and the star of invincibility. Luigi explains how they aren't knights in shining armor, and are just plumbers in sludge covered overalls. However Mario, realizing what's at stake, decides to set off and rescue Princess Peach. They aren't sure he's up for it, but Mario insists as he not only wants to get his girl back, but also save her home land. Luigi isn't too keen on this journey, but reluctantly accepts the quest as well. Toad wants to go as well, but her parents initially won't let her because she's too young, but she insists as well because she has been a loyal friend to Peach and wants to help the Mario Brothers on their journey. They reluctantly say yes and agree to let her join Mario and Luigi. But before they set off, Toads's parents warn them that Bowser has an army of Goombas, Koopa Troopas, Piranha Plants, Bullet Bills, and Hammer Bros and will use them to make mince meat outta the Mario Broethers. Mario accepts the warning and off our trio go on their great mission to save Princess Peach.

[@simonausmus]

The double Dragon movie is one of my guilty pleasures. I know it's bad, and I don't always enjoy(or finish) it when I watch it.........but sometimes........sometimes it is my jam.

[@ZadnoleyaEdits]

Please do 'If Fandoms/Shippers were 100% honest.' We're a slightly different bread of fanboy/girl and it'd be cool to touch on how weird it can get.

[@nathan-hd7qp]

Well that was surprisingly amusing. I didn't understand why you took so ummm unarguably move for the first video of the series tho. It's like everyone in game culture about old games knows that this is a piece of crap. It's not like I don't think it's interesting topic - more like a unpopular one. The more controversial the name of the video the more eyeballs you get. But I had fun so whatever. P.S. I rofled from Scrubs and Shooting star joke.

[@devbyrd1]

No joke I got an Emo Trump commercial while watching this

[@reallyWyrd]

Ok, that was good. So is the Double Dragon video out now, or do I have to wait a while? I thought the D. Trump dubbing was... a little repetitive, but fit eerily well. Also I like that you pointed out the bits of the movie that *might* have been good (set design, political commentary on oppressive regime) if they had happened in a *different* movie.

[@jason-1932]

I think Nintendo should make an animated Mario Brothers movie.

[@puddingninja]

it's not fair since before he was candidate trump I was trying to show how he looked like koopa

[@4ida]

100 % honest background music name / creator

[@sebbysebbseb]

Double Dragon! Hella yeah.

[@iNsOmNiAcAnDrEw]

It was actually the best video game movie I've ever seen IMO. None of the others come close.

[@Areanyusernamesleft]

GreenRay admittedly a very low bar...

[@Hewylewis]

Well they are called the Mario Bros. So it makes sense that Mario would be their last name. Like let's say your name was Doug and you wanted to start up a company with your brother. You wouldn't call yourselves the Doug Bros., would you?

[@stackflow343]

"woman with legitimate interests and a respectable career, pfft yea no one would ever want _you_, lady" lol but actually i think this was more about how nerdy dates were generally a turn-off. it was the 80s, being nerdy about sciency stuff was a prevalent stigma, unlike today where it's so celebritised by normies it became a god-awful fashion trend for a while smdh

[@TheMonseniorMelcacho]

BloodRayne! You must review it.

[@tamerkobba9248]

who else thought this channel was dead

[@retroman7581]

Nice video

[@MasterJunior93]

i should be the one hosting this segment because at least i'm not boring. Tony, get the hook!!

[@joemartinez9786]

18:45 apparently we got a king koopa in office lol

[@shabarish2727]

I love your channel :D

[@edward7048]

This looks like a fun movie to watch.

[@maximuscesar]

This series is awesome. Can't wait for the next episode.

[@ciangargan]

I kinda want more from the 100% honest series. I would love it if they did Bungie, CD Projekt or Platinum Games

[@Po4to]

As a 13 year old kid I enjoyed the movie for what it was. It had two things I loved: CGI and Samantha Mathis. Looking back now, I can see the flaws, but still not the worst movie based on a beloved franchise. Production drama and incompetent project leaders aside (who would put Uwe Boll to shame with their ineptitude), i still see some redeeming qualities compared to some other big screen adaptations. At least instead of doing the usual, i.e. bringing your childhood's favorite heroes from the fantasy land they live in to New York or thereabouts for no reason at all (as they did in the He-Man movie and more recently in The Smurfs), they did the very opposite. Sure, it felt more like Total Recall than the actual game, but however contrived, to me it was creative in its own weird way. Also - 5:50 Plumbing goons... Wario and Waruigi?

[@ryanolphie2166]

I think you should give attention to the original director (or directors) that tried to make the movie like the game before the studio decided to swap them out with the married couple (there's even concept art out there)

[@MajaPlejada]

this new series looks awesome

[@DesireeRodriguezGuitarra]

The new Mario movie made up the first Mario movie, and then some more.

[@RabbiB0Y]

Mario living in Italy before the whole princess saving deal happens Ha! Mario brothers for the arcade takes place in the sewers of Brooklyn New York so at least that's correct

[@flophawk]

My mom insists that this movie is good and all I have to say about it is *WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?*

[@DJeimaXe]

6:33 May I know of what this song is, please? *Thanks* !

[@user-sf1zc4th1u]

Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars

[@blomakranz]

the assassin creed movie was a great one

[@theeutecticpoint]

So... Nintendo claimed this video yet? Cause you know it's gonna happen. The Trump=Koopa: excellent! Still pretty good and fairly original take on a review video.

[@pferreira1983]

A shame US reviewers don't ever get any info covered on the UK blu-ray as that has more info on the movie.

[@videakias3000]

do"if michael bay were 100% honest with us"

[@manunitedforever9922]

If Codemasters were 100% Honest With Us?

[@Kraviken]

Those who own the rights to the games knows how perfect they must be, so they hold of for the perfect opportunity. Those who get the licence to make a movie of a game, do it only for the money... That is why. :p

[@stupiditytheshow3261]

please do another this was amazing we need more KZbin content like this

[@SaithusX]

I figured after Assassins Creed this whole thing would be dead!!

[@natenbox64]

2:10 Not sure if TAK3N is a good example of this trope, especially since that a) it's plot was more of a Fugitive-type of storyline, and b) it sucks. Would've been best if you use a poster from either Taken 1 or 2 instead.

[@the3dotsguy...610]

"IF UNITED AIELINES WOULD BE 100%WHIT US"

[@Tentega]

Personally I was real excited for this series. It does feel a little bit odd though. I just finished the video and I really feel like I didn't learn anything. I'd say tell more about the history of the movie. Tell about WHY it failed and what it did right. Talk about the production process behind them. Trump jokes are fine, a lot of them weren't my thing, but whatever. But I'd rather this series be about the actual movie rather than how it relates to today. That seems more fit for, "How old movies' messages fit in today" not "Console to screen". I assumed console to screen would be about the process of porting the game. This felt mediocre but you for sure have an idea with tons of potential. (Also, this may just be a personal preference but this video felt a bit awkward. I'd recommend throwing in more soft music during the speaking bits. Something about it just felt kind of off. If you want to emphasize something that's being said, you don't need music then, but not having ambience music really confused the tone of those video. I wasn't quite sure what to feel. Good luck Wildlife, you guys could have a good series on your hand with a bit of work!

[@Tentega]

Oh, also the host really sounds bored throughout the video! Add some emotion man!

[@Pastafari4]

Super Mario Bros the movie is like a worse version of the Room to me.

[@solidsnake11087]

This video was excellent. Gotta love all the little Trumpettes who can't see their glorious leader be criticized. I thought the Trump voice over Koopa was easily the best bits. There's a lot of similarity between the two, that's for sure.

[@andreisendon9069]

please do a if 2k or take two interactive were 100 percent honest

[@Reawer]

12:41 *cough* 9/11 subliminal *cough*

[@Kirin122]

Do an update story on ME Andromeda and Bioware like last year

[@karstinb]

Maybe Super Mario Bros movie was bad, because it didn't feel like SMB. I haven't seen the movie yet!!

[@ender7278]

The original script was so much better. It's really sad how the movie turned out.

[@heliosspecialistarrogant7031]

You know the movie is so bad that he is some how good wen you are high

[@aminthemar]

So this is cinema sins for video games then? okay that's a good idea... but tell the host you're douchier than the movie itself.

[@royblekman8186]

AminTheMar lol indeed😂

[@danito20]

AminTheMar so true. I'd go to a red pill nut if I wanted to hear how trump is bad for the millionth time.

[@boblabinne]

No... The Trump passage... No WAY!

[@JABRIEL251]

Oh shit, there are Trump jokes in this....Time to read the comments.

[@alexanderbraun7887]

This channel has changed, too much for my liking. Where are the Gaming Wildlife Foundation or 100% Videos?

[@stvsteve]

Came here from your 'If Gaming Wildlife were 100% Honest - 2017 Edition (NEWS UPDATE)' vid, where you stated you didn't want any politics in your videos. Now I have to listen to that us-president again. He's your problem, you voted for him. I come to this channel to relax, and not have us-politics vomited in my face like every medium in existence does.

[@TheTrueRandomGamer]

What the hell happened to this channel? Please go back to your old format! We miss the 100% honest series, and even the foundation episodes!

[@starlight5973]

Hey guys, what's the first thing you think of when you hear the phrase 'Mario Movie'? Is it politics and Trump? That's funny. Me neither. If you are gonna have a series about video game movies then politics really doesn't fit. It just leads to a divide in your audience and a good chance some are going to jump ship.

[@franohmsford7548]

That's rubbish and you know it, You just wanted to take cheapshots. Now if it had been a one-off joke fine but you kept doing it every time King Koopa appeared on the screen and that gets old fast!

[@theironmuttonchops5398]

it seems that critiquing a movie on this channel is just stating the movie's plot and relating it to trump ALOT of times. I love this channel (please dont use it to push your political agenda like you accused Mario of doing. you're better than that)

[@Deapcrash101]

This was incredibly painful.

[@exilemediasrfvideo]

Seriously Koopa was the most meme worthy character in the movie, every moment and line was so over the top that it almost made the movie so bad it was almost good. You didn't even show the monkey line, and replaced all the dialogue with Trump because I can't just go anywhere to laugh at dumb Trump quotes. Funny in 1993 I missed the political jokes but yeah the anti Bush Sr and Reagan stuff was lame considering the intended audience was not politically aware if they were under 15 years of age.

[@Areanyusernamesleft]

Exile Media Productions/Number 1 Exile Animation, the jokes were ham-fisted but the truth is that the film's Bowser/Koopa was *OBVIOUSLY* based at least in part on Trump (of that time period).

[@OfficialKotaco]

so many triggered comments, just enjoy your free content

[@ZacharyBittner]

Kotaco I guess I'll never criticize on any KZbin video or network TV show again since they are all "free content"

[@sammcguire3798]

Not a terrible format. But beyond cutaways, the comedy was kinda lacking. The Trump jokes got really old, and got rid of all possible comedy with King Koopa's character including some terribly done lines. I still love this channel, and will continue to support, but these are a few suggestions.

[@wiilover07]

I loved the movie when I was a kid but what is up with the Trump stuff? What does that have to do with a video dissecting the Super Mario Bros. movie?

[@DSellens]

The villain is based on Donald Trump, Biff from BTTF2 is also based on Donald Trump.

[@mogensschmidt990]

mahh Good bad flicks and The gaming historian did it better

[@Felts1211]

wow... very unbiased people on this channel, I subscribed and watched your videos to be entertained, not to see what political side you are on

[@gamingwildlife]

Who said what side we're on? If you can't laugh at everything, then dont laugh at anything. :)

[@Dargonhuman]

+Gaming Wildlife "If you can't laugh at everything, then don't laugh at anything." Um, what? That doesn't make sense and is antithesis to what humor is. People don't laugh at what they don't find to be funny. If almost no one is laughing at your jokes, the problem isn't the audience, it's the jokes. Don't get me wrong, I love you guys (I wouldn't be here commenting if I didn't) and your humor is almost always funny and on point, just not this time.

[@Felts1211]

Michael Klump thanks man

[@ZacharyBittner]

Gaming Wildlife I don't laugh at what's not funny. Trump "Jokes" (which were more just "I disagree with Trump" comments) are not funny. they're boring and I don't come to this channel for political satire and virtue signaling.

[@reallyWyrd]

Pauli Felts Do you know what *un*biased means? 'cuz I think you've got it flipped around.

[@MaxxMinton]

Make another 100% Honest episode. This was nice but kinda boring.

[@bombaya85]

20 minutes of this wrist-slitting voice? I think not. Up your game GW! Fuck sake!

[@lordpyromon]

Am I crazy? Seriously, am I crazy? Is the idea of a free market, limited government, and strong borders really that evil? Am I really a despicable monster and don't even realize it? I mean if my beliefs are so horrible that people feel the need to mention it even in a silly review of a silly movie then that must mean I have to be doing something wrong. I just feel like I'm going insane!

[@specterent]

What the hell did I just watch?! "The writers didn't want to give Mario and Luigi last names.." That line alone makes it look like you have never played the fucking game to begin with. The name of the game is Super Mario Bros. which means their last name is Mario and the game tells you the names are Mario and Luigi which means the names are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. You wouldn't call Serena Williams and Venus Williams the Venus sisters, it's the Williams sisters. Also sickens me to see all the fucking Trump jabs. Look I'm fine with pointing out bad movie adaptations, but those jabs make it look like this channel or at the least, this creator is anti-Trump. Was the intent of the channel to follow Polygon, Kotaku, Gamasutra, et. al. and chase away the gamer fan base and attract the social justice crowd?

[@miloinindo]

Jesus christ. Everyone is political now.

[@halojoe21]

I stopped watching a while ago to stop having to hear about trump, this was more than six months ago. I came back to this. It's not satire or funny guys. I didn't watch gamer channel for you to cover political themes and attribute them to a politician modern day who is obviously not who your making them out to be. You're just being slanderous and boring.

[@jaredcrawford4567]

Can we not get so Anti-Trump here?

[@solidsnake11087]

Nah, he sucks ass and is a massive embarrassment.

[@LordSpleach]

Joke isn't funny though.

[@stackflow343]

i think we're all sick of presidential politics in our gaming & tech channels by now.

[@wearyaxe9164]

stackfl0w only if you disagree with them.... Personally I think it's great.

[@aggressivelynoted4321]

stop the hate for are current president, stick to movies political view not your own!

[@krillarbran]

You tried to make a point but brought in your own political ideals into the mix. That is not what I came to watch.

[@Tylerson]

Oh look. Another Trump joke. How original.

[@peeweeherman9411]

Dr. Shazbot, PhD you got admit it was probably the funniest thing in the world

[@brandinoheat]

I am fine with Trump jokes but Trump hates MUH MEXICO is so hack. It is the current year, not 2015. Get better Trump jokes. Is a joke about airline food or #winning going to be in the next video.

[@ericemigh3869]

How dare they fail to mention Trump's recent complete reconciliation with Mexico. Seriously, though; while I think they definitely overemphasized the gloom and doom of our current situation, you can't seriously claim they aren't somewhat current, even if you disagree with the politics. 2016 at the earliest.

[@rodneywarren1905]

Some compliments: 1. Love the SJW aspect to this video. Please do this more. 2. Trump jokes are always appreciated, especially when they show how much of a douche bag he is. 3. Wish this was longer but you guys did an AMAZING job. Keep it up +Gaming Wildlife!

[@esosa7725]

SJW aspect? Where?, because he made fun of Trump?

[@rodneywarren1905]

That might be a odd form of social justice but I was more referencing their points about all the men creeping on princess peach. There was a time when no one would have thought twice about that.

[@esosa7725]

I'm pretty sure you would be seen as a jerk if you tried that in the 80s/90s, women's rights aren't exactly a new thing.

[@rodneywarren1905]

Esosa Uhunsere I live in a rural area and men around here literally still do that. It is WAY too common place.

[@theeutecticpoint]

It wasn't entirely clear whether the OP was a serious comment or sarcastic. It's clear from your last statement that you are in earnest. I love the juxtaposition between your comment and Mr. Klump's comments.

[@frozendragon498]

You should just have skip the trump jokes they where not that funny. Gave up half way through sorry you failed on this one.

[@Sauspreme]

That's why I voted for trump.