Constantine vs Orochimaru

#constantine #vs #orochimaru - Orochimaru may be strong but even they haven't taken on gods and demons stands a chance here.
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[@Micheal_Mayor7592]

Constantine should now be called Hercules because he killed two snakes now, both with teenaged girl angst.

[@MitchellTF]

Cinema Snob would be insulted at the crystal pepsi line. Really, there's NO way to describe what Orochimaru is doing that doesn't sound rapey, or worse. "Oh, no, he steals their bodies, wears them like a skin coat, exhausts their soul, and moves on." Constantine: "...I think I FOUGHT a demon that did that."

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) Yea, 😆 🤣

[@Dragonlover553]

I mean, he did want the kid for his body. So what John’s thinking is not *that* far off.

[@stephenhughes6750]

Imagine if he told Constantine that Orochimaru bit Sasuke on the neck in a dark forest to infect him with a 'curse', and then later sent a group of other kids he 'cursed' to bring Sasuke back to his lair. And don't leave out that he's been grooming Sasuke for years in his secret lair so he can one day use Sasuke's body to feel young again....😑

[@Jmaul85]

@@stephenhughes6750 as creepy as this sounds... it is 100% accurate. 😑

[@enderborn6860]

@@stephenhughes6750 curse mark, forest of death, the sound four, trainning all the way up to Shippuden, body transfer ritual....yup checks out

[@Sanbi35]

Levi not John

[@Sanbi35]

Unless you meant Constantine

[@jeremyowens37]

I would hate to see how John Constantine would describe what my soul looked like.

[@RobertPatrician]

"That beige from early 90s computers"

[@redstonecasey4713]

"I've never seen a soul LOOK like a rickroll before."

[@blackblade99009]

"This bloke's soul looks like a mix of a crusty tube sock, a urinal cake, and a petrol station burrito."

[@aboveaveragegaming5503]

"A burning star shattered though a deep seeded darkness strangely powerful overall for such a normal person but who am i to talk heh." real talk would be more curious to hear the description i'd get

[@coletrain3162]

Orochimaru and his henchman casually discuss how full their supply of adolescent boy corpses is when one of them is running low. I don't think it's that far off.

[@Malroth00Returns]

I'd like to see Orichimaru vs Mayuri Kurotsuchi where the call keeps getting shifted to different lines because neither the hero department nor the villian department want to handle the call.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) so...it would fall under member solution..which i am lol

[@dannygarcia9828]

Dear God, just imagine it. The sheer depths of depravity they would sink to so they could out do each other. And we would have nemu a kabuto in the background either chilling and sharing tea or trying to kill each other. That or they would be having tea, talking, and taking shots at each other the whole time. Would be like cocobred and bed monster during their wii tennis match just way more polite.

[@SamuraiKnight]

​@@villainsupportWe all know those two have each other numbers and both try to one up each other with their experiments, and like half of Kurotsuchi outfits are a result of losing to Orochimaru in some bet.

[@andyme3541]

What is especially good about this is I have no idea who Orochimaru is and it's still funny

[@ArtificialXD]

One of the earliest villains from Naruto. So yeah, the power scaling difference between him and Constantine from DC is huge 😅

[@singerathevampire]

@@ArtificialXD except he survived to the end of the show and past, dudes got 1 big thing going for him, like john said, mans a cockroach, dude died 3 times.. and still is around and kicking

[@cooldemon5545]

@@singerathevampire He's pretty much immortal now, isn't he?

[@akl2k7]

People have compared him to Michael Jackson.

[@cooldemon5545]

@@akl2k7 That's Muzan from Demon Slayer.

[@Critter68]

Lol. As if Mr. "I'm going to be the vodka aunt of the garbage sequel series who's in a questionable at best relationship with one of the guys that killed me" Orochimaru isn't totally into backdoor medicine...

[@MitchellTF]

...That depends on how many spikes it has.

[@Critter68]

@MitchellTF obviously. The more spikes, the better for Ol' "lemme swallow that sword" snake boy.

[@leechowning2712]

Mr. "Oh I am so evil" has just... oh no no no... But roach fits. I hope John can actually end him.

[@teeevans5207]

We definitely need a part 2 to this IF Orochomaru survived this

[@erikburzinski8248]

He does he has extra bodies

[@teeevans5207]

@@erikburzinski8248 Then part 2 it is!! Lol

[@napoleontheclown]

Orochimaru would definitely survive it. To his eternal regret.

[@prototypedrakon9899]

IT: leeeevi.... what the FECK was that sound!?

[@dinfinite778]

I would like to see Constantine vs All for one, and him describe what his soul looked like

[@zacwicht3189]

im thinking a pin board or scrapbook

[@MichelleBourgoyne]

YES!!!!!

[@villainsupport]

(Levi)....Yoink!

[@DarkestHourVI]

I'm still hoping to see Constantine vs Naraku lol

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) Oh gods, I would have to rewatch the show to do it justice. Its been years lol

[@FalloutJack]

@@villainsupport Nah, all you need is 'barrier', 'obsessed with priestesses', 'runs away alot', 'soul like a pile of demon garbage stitched together', and 'F-ing Bees'. Nine-tenths of everything Naraku has ever done is unimportant, because he didn't even DO most of it. 😁

[@paulkerr7320]

Just a suggestion for the next Voldy error, he runs into a small fiesty red head that refers to as a pathetic child and then calls VS when she starts chanting "Darkness beyond twillight, Crimson beyond blood that flows..."

[@MichelleBourgoyne]

?

[@bradlyhaskell9821]

@@MichelleBourgoyne ... whelp there goes another mountain.

[@AzraelThanatos]

Dropping Lina on him is in the unfair situation. No, not because it's Tommy boy getting nuked, but the collateral damage of Lina getting in a fight...and, at least, she isn't starting out with an attempt at Giga Slave

[@paulkerr7320]

@@AzraelThanatos I can see him attempting the death spel and it just pinging off the waves of dark magic coming off her and her going "It's like that is it? " and switching to Ragna Blade and telling him "Now THIS is a Death Spell!"

[@paulkerr7320]

@@MichelleBourgoyne It s the start of the incantation for the spell Dragon Slave from the Anime "Slayers"

[@Sarindanvelor]

constantine as he slips a demon a hundred dollar bill: make sure he gets the presidential suite

[@rickytorres4213]

30 years later when orochimaru is no longer a villain.. orochimaru: i have developed 30 ways to defeat you but we have more daughting tasks now shall we get to that tasks

[@Jarakin]

I mean, even if you didn't mean for it to come off that way... it kinda actually was that way.

[@YamchaCanDoBettr]

"Norman Bates not mastur.....*sighs*" 😂😂🤣

[@Atalas5]

you know what? Oroichimaru deserved that anyway.

[@bemasaberwyn55]

Dammit John

[@smilysht238]

How many more snake dudes does he need to drive off before the church makes him a Saint?

[@smilysht238]

And yes I am aware of the Irony

[@adamloga3788]

Given what I've heard of him, it wouldn't surprise me if he gave angels heartburn whenever he entered Holy Ground.

[@1969chgoodwin]

How about villain support for doctor doofenshmirtz meeting Gilligan ?

[@LairdErnst]

How is John meeting these people? Lol!

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

Arguably VERY easily if the Youcha (Predators species I think I misspelled them) get around all the time!

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) It was made cannon thanks to the new flash movie that Constantine can "travel" between time and dimension. So, 🤷‍♂️

[@mman2052]

It's John Constantine what do you mean how he's just existing and he comes across these crackpots in a drunken stupor

[@AzraelThanatos]

@@villainsupport He's been able to do that for a while anyway...I think it started with the Golden Boy thing where he "fixed" his luck issue

[@DemitriVladMaximov]

Wait a drag race kicked him out? What did he take his giant snake because he heard they were racing Cobras and Vipers and had to be told his didn't qualify because it wasn't a Shelby or a Dodge?

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) 😅 wrong drag

[@jmoneyjoshkinion4576]

Someone (almost exclusively men) dressed up as slutty as possible women. Hair, makeup, dressed to the nines, inch long nails, heels, fake... real bra, and whatever else you can think of.

[@cirrustate8674]

No, no. Drag race as in RuPaul's Drag Race.

[@Keith_Norman]

Listen it's orochimaru matter what you're going to say about his past events they were always going to come out as a predator and even if he understood then he would just seemed like a monster so it was going to happen regardless

[@coconuttydragoon3445]

At this speed, the dark magus branch of Acme may not be safe. Orchimama was one of my better researchers on reincarnation.

[@davidjames2684]

Ok, so what powers Johnny-boy sittin on that he can handle a shinobi with senjutsu chakra?

[@mman2052]

You sweet summer child Constantine is not feared for his powers it's who he manipulates to solve the problem. You are talking about the man who walked up to the DC Comics equivalent of Satan and asked him to light his cigarette. This is the man who tricked the Lord of Order Nabu into committing suicide just because he was being an ass. This is DC's one character who doesn't mind having a body count he may regret it but he still goes on. This is the man who freaking Batman of all people DC's literal incarnate of I have a plan will let John Constantine run the show. This is the man who spread a demon's curse all across the UK just because he missed his home and he wanted some Thai food.

[@davidjames2684]

@mman2052 yeah yeah, but ain't nunna that direct combat effective, tho.

[@mman2052]

@@davidjames2684 That's kind of the point though he is like the bane of the DC universe, so it wouldn't be a direct confrontation it would be a freaking chair turn a gate to the underworld with John paying them extra to make sure he got the special service. If it is a direct confrontation you are talking about the man who outran a possesed Swamp Thing in his own turf. A man who created a spell that not only hit you but then exploded and it also filled a small area.

[@mman2052]

@@davidjames2684 Also I do feel relevant to mention that during Earth's two destructions, he escaped Darkside by tricking him, and brought a bunch of those people to his universe. He also made a doll that whatever is done to him happens to the one who inflicted the injury.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) DC power scaling is similar to dbz, it's not really a contest here. If he can kill a God, he can take on ANY of the people in Naruto.

[@seanmalloy0528]

John Constantine meets The Soul Society

[@heatherashby830]

I wanna know what my soul looks like

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) tired, like you need a hug, some hot chocolate, and 3 weeks paid vacation at your choice of location with all your bills paid for the next three months.

[@heatherashby830]

@@villainsupport awww

[@chrishayes6359]

Part 2 part 2 part 2 part 2

[@jimmybanthrall3834]

atleast we don't have a batpool story.

[@symphoniquedreamsstudios]

I regret to inform you that it’s now in their pantry to cook with and just because you mentioned the idea! 😏

[@awolf876]

😳😳😳😳

[@robertpettus6037]

Maybe run for an elected office Brayden

[@hyperguyver2]

Invest in a lint roller...

[@wiilov]

This one is 100% Constantine jerking. The dude is good, but Orochimaru is 100% his eq-supperior. He is superior, no matter how you try to do Constantine's "but I'm so clever" stories.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) :sighs: Constantine talks his way out of things because he can, Google just how powerful he is and then pick up a comic book of his, you will not be disappointed.