Constantine vs Palpatine

Constantine vs Palpatine
Constantine is at it again and this time the dried prude that is Palpatine is on the chopping block. How will this fight fair? Will John and Levi ever catch a break?
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[@lucasm.3864]

Constantine’s conversation sounds like he’s just shooting the shit while Palpatine’s sounds like he is fighting for his life.

[@thechosenbeastdoesgames956]

Accurate to how it would be

[@danieljames1868]

Heroes have better banter, and do it a lot more often.

[@Atalas5]

you know... Constantine would be one of the few people who would be able to put a proper kibosh on Palpatine's resurrection shenanigans.

[@MitchellTF]

"I SHALL STEAL YOUR BODY AND BY THE DARK SIDE AND ALL THAT IS EVIL WHAT IS UP WITH YOU! Okay, you know what. Take your body back. I'm leaving. My old body was better. THE ONE HOOKED UP TO THE IV!"

[@GemmaHentsch]

You know he’d call it bollocks…

[@khathaway414]

Levi: CTHULHU YOU OWE ME TWENTY BUCKS!

[@omnisnap6165]

That got me rolling 🤣 💀 😂 😭 😩 😆

[@thatonewitch]

Imagine thats all it took to scare Cthulhu away

[@m.l.tankesly2665]

Now I want to know the how and why of Cthulhu owning Levi $20.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) Immortals poker night goes cray cray fam.

[@m.l.tankesly2665]

@@villainsupport Great now I got this mental image of Levi wearing those hoodwinked goggles and Loki's helmet while playing poker stuck in my head for some reason. I barely know you ...thanks alot. 😂😇

[@Shadow200001]

you know, I could see Constantine just joking around on fighting Palpatine, right up until he finds out Palpy enjoys corrupting children, then decides, "Death is too good for this guy." Summons Cathulu

[@ladykoiwolfe]

Corrupting and murdering of children.

[@scurvofpcp]

To be fair, the Jedi are not much better when it comes to children.

[@nm-cp4ck]

@@scurvofpcp not really....they take them with the parents' consent to a place where they'll learn how to use their powers in a positive way, while also being taught self-control, receiving a decent education, and eventually being made into a beacon of light and justice for the rest of society.

[@Asertix357]

Palpatine thought he was a master of psychological warfare, only to meet someone who could run circles around him in his sleep.

[@savingpyro]

Magic circles!

[@Nebulabomb]

Never lend money to an Elder God.

[@brianl8481]

Or cryptids. Looking at Nessie here.

[@broomball_dude]

I love how at the end levi is more concerned over the $20 as opposed to the collateral damage of constantine's summoning of an eldritch being

[@DragonKnightJin]

I was kinda waiting for Chthulhu to go "Oh shit. Err, Sheev's been handled, I"m out before that dude finds me. Peace!"

[@Asertix357]

Levi's $20 isn't insured against loss or damage.

[@saimaidar9417]

It's not like this is the first time for Constantine.

[@Asertix357]

@@saimaidar9417 Constantine hasn't had a first time in a very long time.

[@saimaidar9417]

@@Asertix357 Has he met Jack Harkness yet?

[@alexisgrunden1556]

First Constantine cracked open an Old One, and now he'll go crack open a cold one.

[@theldrakis]

ok that last line ROFL. also we need more crossovers like this. who is with me?

[@AbadonXXX]

“Oh…you crushed the empire by yourself? And it’s because vader killed a bunch of children and palpatine sanctioned it? I mean I am shocked but I am not going to question it.” -leia probably

[@johnShadow12]

now i want to know how they would handle a call from everybodys favorite Deadric Prince of Maddness Sheogorath.

[@Darkfang451]

I want to send that too

[@terence7025]

"Hey Sloggy long time no see, how are the tentacles hanging?"

[@FalloutJack]

I think Mumm-Ra IS a lich. In fact, given how he calls to the ANCIENT SPIRITS OF EVIL, sleeps in a tomb, and never dies, he's pretty much the king of Lich Warlocks.

[@Kangstor]

I think he even have a phylactery (life vessel)

[@BI-11y_TheStormTrooper]

Undead Overlord is the description I think you're looking for.

[@FalloutJack]

@@BI-11y_TheStormTrooper Oh, either works. Oooh, can you imagine if he and Ainz Ooal Gown met? 😁

[@angrytheclown801]

Ahh Mummra, younger member of the undead bodybuilder brothers.

[@xaivierallen4020]

Mum-ra is an EVIL cleric paladin, warlock barbarian lich/mummy lord who is a villain for the lols and has cycled through in/sanity aplenty and only cares because someone landed on his front porch causing a commotion well he was trying to sleep deeply

[@zsmith8632]

I really want to see Constantine run into the Demon Primarchs, who's souls look like Daddy Issues

[@SoulKiller7Eternal]

Lol

[@chadsmith8966]

Horus: Golden Child Syndrome with Daddy Issues Mangus: Hero Complex and Self Saboteur with Daddy Issues Fulgrim: filthy Hedonist with Daddy Issues Angron: emotionally unstable with PTSD and Daddy Issues Morterian: smells like a mix between embalming chemicals and wet, hot garbage with Daddy Issues Perturabo: Victim Complex with Daddy Issues Lorgar: choir boy with Daddy Issues Conrad: schizophrenic and sadism blended together with Daddy Issues Alpharius and Omegon: ??? With daddy issues.

[@jimwormmaster]

I don't know who they are, but that sounds hilarious.

[@chadsmith8966]

@@jimwormmaster And that's just sons who turned traitor. The loyalist Primarchs have just as much issues.

[@tempestflare4339]

​@@chadsmith8966the alpha legion isn't traitor they're double agents

[@MartinMakes926]

This is fabulous! I love it when Levi and John work calls at the same time!!!

[@VelvetTeacake]

Classic Cthulhu; always sleeping on his debts 😂

[@edwinvanooijen7749]

So it is safe to say that Constatine didn't take Order 66 that well.

[@goldosprey]

No he did not

[@talieclandestine9155]

Existential Threats: Oh, he owes us far more than 20 bucks. Faked his death again. Collections are going to be thrilled.

[@crimsonthefierylion5318]

How do Cthulhu owe him $20?😂😂😂

[@FalloutJack]

A bet on who could make Yog-Sothoth blink first. 😁

[@tigerwoods-fl1xc]

That's what I'm thinking how does a Cthulhu owe him $20????????😂😂😂😂

[@crimsonthefierylion5318]

If he owed me something for some odd and strange reason I wanted him to owe me a favor

[@terence7025]

Immortals Poker Night, Levi said so in a different video.

[@crimsonthefierylion5318]

@@terence7025 gotcha

[@TheLovelyMissBeans]

Man, Cthulhu owes me money too! Dude be borrowing money from everybody! He needs to quit sleeping and get a damn job!

[@Kangstor]

I thought sleeping was Cthulhu's job

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

@@Kangstorno, no, he’s supposed to watch over the others that are sleeping. He’s not doing his job if he’s sleeping

[@TheLovelyMissBeans]

@Kangstor ...if you ain't getting paid for it, it's more of a hobby isn't it?

[@TheLovelyMissBeans]

@@GamingMasterAnthony what ever he's doing, he needs to do something with a paycheck.

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

@@TheLovelyMissBeans agreed. Or at least have his cults pay him tribute.

[@Primearch-GG]

This is too good, almost died laughing listening to the back and forth.😂😂😂😂

[@somerando86]

I don't know what's better; Palpatine getting so focused on the insults or the fact that it makes sense that Cthulhu could owe him 20 bucks.

[@WEKM]

"Hey! Cthuhlu! You owe me $20!" There's a conversation I didn't expect. 🤣

[@universalqueenfern]

Death twice warmed over = millennial. Very accurate! 😂 And California raisins. Top notch!

[@Asertix357]

I am both insulted and entertained all at the same time.

[@dragonriderabens9761]

of course the extra dimensional squid owes John $20 why wouldn't he? XD

[@CaptoftheHaggister]

Levi not John

[@Avigorus]

Now I want to know _how_ Cthulhu owes $20 roflmao

[@alexsolomon8127]

yeah..that's about right. Keeping the emporer on the back foot until you can summon bigger and nastier than either of you and then heading for the door.

[@gamingnerdgirlz]

5:27 love Napa “yeah, this call” 👏

[@Bearded_Zer0]

Actually, the "blonde vs black hair pronunciation" is not completely accurate. The DC Artowverse version is blonde, and corrects people like Lucifer in the Crisis on Infinite Earths Crossover that his name is "ConstanTEEN"

[@Sheild_against_the_wicked556]

They even pronounce it that way in the animated films. I'm fairly certain it is ConstanTEEN. But I could be wrong.

[@WolfMaestro5482]

Constantine says that much like himself his name goes both ways.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) The Comic version has a joke where it's "tine like fine." It's both, and both are canon. Also, the sandman series, it's tine like fine" as well.

[@goldosprey]

the Fact Levi was more concerned about how Cthulu is down 20 bucks shows how much Palp is a fucking leech on everything and is hilarious

[@e.regular3501]

The sheer unadulterated bravery of telling Cthulu he owes you 20 bucks. That is some real courage, especially knowing the kind of power Cthulu has.

[@akatsuki0652]

How. In God’s green earth. Does Cthulhu owe ANYONE $20?

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) Immortals poker night goes cray cray fam.

[@akatsuki0652]

@@villainsupport I might have to get in on that action sometime

[@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter]

Ya Cthulhu, cough up the 20!

[@bethcaselman7952]

That was extremely funny putting Constantine up against Palpatine at the end really got me laughing

[@voltmatrix1250]

This channel is so underrated

[@TheInfectedGamerYT]

6:04 THIS GAVE ME THE STRENGTH TO FINISH GOING NUMBER 2!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!! MY INTESTINES HURT!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Asertix357]

Is this on the Death Star? Because the Empire is going to complain about how hard it is to get Cthulhu's funk off of it.

[@sleepingpegasus3796]

And I can still hear Constantine, in Matt Ryan's voice, responding to Levi. I don't need to know what he is saying to know exactly what he is saying

[@chriscurtis1735]

Wonder where Cthulhu gets his money from too pay him back

[@KhaosGorvin]

Palpatine is the definition of a boomer's version of a boomer. Also, why the hell is Cthulhu asking money borrowed from everyone? Took him 2 years to pay me back.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) Yoink

[@AvangionQ]

When you said millennial lich, my first thought was THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD-ARCHMAGE, OH FUCK!! Yes, I screamed that out loud.

[@ancapftw9113]

Dont make Palpatine call up his buddy Tzeech.

[@9timepokechamp]

😂😂😂 loved the insults

[@aliagetaqi5979]

It does sound like Mumra. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@aliagetaqi5979]

😀😊

[@ChrisPrice12]

Who do i talk to about Cthulu owing me so much money, he's now moved on to offering me, in his words, "his more desirable cultists"?

[@demetrinight5924]

I am definitely enjoying seeing both sides of the fight call their respective support lines.

[@SpectroliteDS]

I love that John, Levi and Nappa just casually shrug off being exposed to Cthulhu's presence (over the phone, but still!)

[@Idlemind842]

But now the question is raised, what can an elder god buy with $20. ?

[@gamingnerdgirlz]

4:08 base. The common thing of tine and Tyne and teen. XD yep. I can see that being common.

[@TheLovelyMissBeans]

Ok, this is super nerdy, but do you guys remember Homestarrunner? (This is like OG internet stuff, children) I keep thinking about Teen Girl Squad Valentines Day cartoon...Tines....Tines...Tines...🤣

[@jimwormmaster]

That punchline was amazing, as was the delivery. And Levi is a grade-A badass for it.

[@liallen9380]

I love that when describing the Crypt Keeper, John didn't... actually say it wasn't TRUE, just that there were DIFFERENCES. That's why he's the top level villain support!

[@dragonturtle2703]

Great work as always.

[@DavidJones-bl5gu]

Have a Eldritch horror owe you money is a flex XD

[@WaterDragonGames4]

Cthulhu owing Levi 20 bucks is the fucking icing on the cake

[@johndunn4060]

The short version has its charm but I prefer this longer version.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) Yep, I technically filmed an entirely different version of this and then filmed the "short" version for my channel but when I was editing I was like- "Huh..I like the jokes in my shorter version a bit better...dang it" so I then REFILMED all the parts again and edited all in the same day/few hrs to get it out on Sat(day it was posted) and I hadn't slept yet so this is tired me filming and editing 🤣 but I love how it came out. It was worth it

[@savingpyro]

Knowing Constantine he probably sold his soul again.

[@chuckhenderson8889]

Do predator vs The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

[@BrianDickens4]

Mumm-Ra - nice, a Thundercat reference! 👍

[@assemblyrequired7342]

"Who is insulting you anyways!?" Palps: "Someone who I will make to scream for mercy a thousand times for every insult, and then I will take his head, and display it in my throne room!" *In the unlikely event that Palps can actually kill Constantine* Constantine: "Oh, I'm sorry Davros in a wizard's robe! Did I say something that insulted you?" Palps: "Now you've done it!!! I will kill you, if IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!!" *Palps proceeds to summon a Force Storm*

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) Tine probably* "Mate, I am from the Uk. This is some nice summer weather you just summoned. Let me show you how it is done.

[@williamStonehill7382]

You need a photo of these guys.

[@KaijuBiologist]

I'm not sure which is funnier, Constantine summoning Cthulhu, or Cthulhu owing someone money.

[@angelobambo4644]

Levi take it from me, that 20 is gone bro.

[@TraciPeteyforlife]

Cthulhu is a known debt runner. I do hope Levi get's his 20 back.

[@kushina382]

Only Levi can call out CTHULHU for the money owed and still stay alive

[@jeremybiwer8756]

I would love to see you guys crossover with Villain Pub now...

[@awolf876]

They have videos that mention villain pub but no official crossovers yet. That would be very cool though.

[@ton10p]

Oh god levi's first thought when he heard cathulu was to shout at a god of the apocalypse about him owing money, i dont know which is more terrifying the fact he said it, or the absolute balls on the mad lad to even do so in the first place

[@TheMightyBoxHead]

that end bit got me

[@lil_lobo11]

Levi, you should make a video about CTHULHU owing you the $20 bucks. Could make it as a flashback video or something. But, I'm curious as to what word was Goggled though.

[@fishbrat]

Wondering when Constantine is going to go up against the baddies from the mummy movies (Brendan Frazier ones, maybe the tom cruise one up to you if you haven’t done that yet)

[@crizzla]

This is the most unhinged one Ive seen!

[@thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921]

If he summoned Cthulhu, Palp’s is screwed

[@PanAceKitty10]

I love the fact that cuthulu owes levi 20 bucks

[@NathanBChampine]

Levi's last line made me lose it.

[@StrangeTerror]

Ngl, I'm technically a millennial and there's definitely a few scraps I've wound up in that were actually the most tranquil moments of my life for months before and after. When somebody makes a move and its just you or them, life gets very simple very fast.

[@Jonathan-d3o]

expect constantine to summon Cthulhu for giggles

[@dragnusu4411]

How does Cthulu owe Levi $20?

[@classicalricky]

Lmao that last line

[@NicoBlack69]

The battle of the 'Tines........

[@bionicg2040]

He is never getting that money...

[@DaMoniable]

Whats even more confusing with constantines name is even with the animated moves and shows, they still cant decide if its teen or tyne.

[@bemasaberwyn55]

Dammit Constantine 😂😂

[@khathaway414]

Well I wouldn't have thought of this. Should be interesting.

[@gamingnerdgirlz]

Wait cathulu owes you money 💰? Haha 😆 this is epic.

[@Eigene_Thesen]

Avatar (the Last Airbender) against Darth Vader.

[@Eigene_Thesen]

I would like if you would discuss that the bending and the force aren't the same.

[@thejudgmentalcat]

Shinedown would be proud of you guys 👍

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) Not the intent lol, mythos of Cthulhu causes madness when you interact with them.

[@shadyxlr]

Hope he got the twenty bucks back lol

[@GamingJr0d]

Man i love you guys youll never fail to make me laugh so i thank youll

[@Dovah22]

Cthulhu still owes me for getting rid of a rival elder god.

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) Always the hardest God to get a debt repaid I swear 🤬

[@Dovah22]

@@villainsupport maybe i should take a page from a friend of mine who works for the SCP foundation who is their resident prankster and introduce him to 729-j.

[@Enterprise-D666]

@@Dovah22Please tell me your friend isn’t who I think it is…please tell me it’s not an immortal madman whose soul is currently trapped in an amulet and has a thing for chainsaw cannons…

[@nicholaspaynter3581]

I gotta ask, how offen do these two get on the phone with a hero/villain at the same fight on opposite side?

[@Fizzbann]

I can see Levi being owed $20 from cthulhu 😂

[@knightmaremoon1473]

Please do constantine vs peter pan because in some story he is the angel of death because never land = never age = dead also he steals kids man

[@Player_36C]

Good to know levi has his prioritys straight 🤑

[@Oma_Ender]

Cthulhu is never good on his word, even worse when it comes to money, but he's a damn good drinking buddy and no one's dumb enough to challenge him if he doesn't pay the tab.

[@enderborn6860]

what did squid face do to owe Levi a 20?

[@iciclecold2991]

i need to know how Cthulu owes Levi $20...

[@JohnDoe_Gaming]

OH MY GOD SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAID CONSTANTINE RIGHT! If I wasn't subscribed already, that alone would've earned a sub. I'll like the video tho.

[@heatherweir8726]

Imagine Constantine vs Discord.

[@LairdErnst]

Levi has his priorities straight. Identity established, now on to personal business. Lol! “Hey! Cthulhu! You owe me $20!” Also we haven’t had any Thundercats characters yet. That would be fun!

[@villainsupport]

(Levi) we did

[@Wesley_H]

Coruscant was Palpatinople. Now it’s Coruscant, not Palpatinople. So if you found love in Palpatinople, she’ll be livin’ in Coruscant. So take me back to Palpatinople…

[@seanmalloy0528]

Constantine vs Jabba?