Consulting Detectives

What's worse than an arrogant sociopath showing you up at a crime scene? Two of them competing for it.
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[@tobiaswinters3815]

The second detective said he was 'tidying up.' I don't care if he DOES have OCD. Cleaning at a crime scene. He was the murderer.

[@BadWolf739]

That one was based on Monk. Obsessive cleanliness is kind of his thing. In his show he'd do things like alphabetize the kitchen of the crime scene. The cops just seem to go with it.

[@firestorm165]

plus handling evidence without gloves. I would've sunk half a mag into him for that stunt

[@rogerwashington7690]

@@firestorm165 are-are you a police officer

[@ravenanimations3176]

It’s a Monk reference

[@NLTops]

Dude he's leaving fingerprints on purpose, everything about him screams "I'm the real killer".

[@BrothermonkGames]

"I need something that you'll disagree with immediately, but then feel bad about when you're wrong." You just summed up the plot of almost every episode of almost every show on BBC. You have my thanks.

[@analien3831]

BBC ;)

[@turababbas1528]

And so much of monk

[@rileygoddard7181]

@@turababbas1528 and Psych.

[@subtotalaljar3620]

Also House

[@cooltv2776]

"its just chess we'll be done in a few minutes" I died at this line.

[@sc3202]

Then Kyle has killed yet another person :o

[@ashenlongbow1482]

Just more evidence of his serial killing.

[@dynamicworlds1]

Set down a chess clock with 2 minutes left per side and they will ;-P

[@lovedogs1999]

You should probably get that checked

[@thechannelthatplantscrave5145]

I will note this on my arm.

[@victor8100]

now i want a special with Sherlock , Psych, monk and all those "consulting detectives"

[@ducksunlimited1995]

The problem is Shawn Spencer is completely sane and normal but intelligent enough to act like a total idiot and get away with it. Also none of the real detectives ever want him there. *cough cough* Lassiter *cough cough*

[@owlbear3937]

DucksUnlimited LASSY

[@TangledLion]

Wasn't it implied in the last episode of Psych that Monk was working a case in the other room?

[@spacebartoloud]

Yes it was. That was an awesome scene.

[@JonesCrimson]

House is kind of a Consulting Detective, too. Dexter Morgan, another sort-of.

[@jonydude]

I know this whole sketch is just the bare minimum context required to maximise humorous observations on Monk and Sherlock, but I still want to see a sequel, no matter how scraping the bottom of the barrel it is.

[@DoorMonster]

Then we're probably doing our job right :)

[@VoidplayLP]

needs more hannibal and dexter.

[@BadWolf739]

Sequel should add Shawn from Psych and the guy from the Mentalist.

[@wazzu4488]

@@BadWolf739 But Shawn (and if I recall correctly The Mentalist) is completely sane

[@aaronsirkman8375]

@@wazzu4488 Yes, technically, but he sure doesn't act like it.

[@DaRkWoLfOfDeSpAiR]

This is exactly why they need snarky side kicks, that keep them in line, but also fail to control them completely so they stay just interesting enough to keep the attention always on them.

[@idiotgaming6376]

Me realizing that sums up psyc awwwww

[@iken.4751]

@@idiotgaming6376 Pysch, Sherlock, Monk

[@pandy3848]

​@@iken.4751sherlock is a stretch. He did whatever he wanted with almost nobody having any real chance of keeping him in check.

[@matthewj616]

I’d actually love to see this as a tv show. Kind of a parody of detective shows like Psych was for The Mentalist. Two stereotypical consulting detectives are forced to become partners and are constantly trying to outdo each other

[@olefredrikskjegstad5972]

My favorite implication in the sketch is that there are established rules for dealing with consulting detectives. The Police Inspector probably has been through these hoops before

[@mattlocke2279]

Kyle, your ability to end a comedy skit is superhuman.

[@DoorMonster]

Wow, thank you! :D

[@doxazo5512]

You’re gonna play the dude from Psych for them someday, right?

[@theendofthestart8179]

@@DoorMonster borderline Ryan george levels of endings

[@Leviathan56]

"Insanity isn't a good trait, it just makes people want you to leave you alone" that comes from the guy who is stalked by a insane homeless man

[@quickattackfilms7923]

"There can't be two of us, it's not even a real job" haha

[@infernox1099]

How many "consulting detectives" would you have to add to a building until one of them murders another one?

[@trunkulent]

Yes.

[@Siegmernes]

MrShroud No

[@IceSanta]

Maybe

[@peterdietrich8810]

I don't know

[@legoneb]

3

[@farmerboy916]

Now I just want to see the goings on of a whole apartment building of consulting detectives; the truckloads of drugs being brought in, the arguments, the interplay of all of their obsessions and cases, how they mess with each other.

[@BROODxBELEG]

and the serial killer one sweating profusely and just pretending he's just hot and fooling all the other consulting detectives somehow. also, got me thinking.. what about consulting detective rivals? for example Moriarty in the same room as Red John (from The Mentalist) and the like 20 main villains from Dexter ( half of which are detectives themselves).

[@KOTYAR0]

farmerboy916 also, one of them is *Batman*

[@KOTYAR0]

farmerboy916 there's like giant 2x2 meters table on the wall there with a schedule, who gets to go through who's trash, and in that order..

[@agsilverradio2225]

@@BROODxBELEG 2 of them are L and Kira from Death Note.

[@raphlas8635]

We need a TV reality show with nothing but people like the BBC's Sherlock Holmes

[@victoriazilverentant5593]

ever heard of fingerprints? they leave quite a lot of them without gloves

[@victor8100]

that's away bother me in police shows

[@samramdebest]

that's because they are the real serial killers; and now they have an excuse for why their fingerprints were there.

[@Jansay34]

Fingerprints are for washed-up city-state cops... Cool consultant detectives solve crime using deduction and unorthodox methods.

[@estroll5034]

Like spontaneously learn about the identity of the killer and put up some evidence to explain that

[@JonesCrimson]

Fingerprints are not substantial evidence, same goes for lie detectors: they're used to force confessions. Everyone is not such a special snowflake that they have individual prints like on TV.

[@GALLADEJ]

Door Monster must use hacks to lower their subs, because that's the only reason I can think for the sub count not having 7 digits.

[@plaidchickens3271]

Also why would they hack to lower their subs

[@hjorth3387]

Why are you replying to every comment?

[@plaidchickens3271]

+Mr Hjorth because I have no freaking life and will die alone and have no friends to talk to so yeah... th-thats why you happy now?

[@korrul]

Mr. Hjorth Technically this way they are helping the visibility of the video, afaik

[@hhiippiittyy]

Gay Robot Jesus sub count has been growing consistently.

[@Salfur]

I knew Kyle was tall, but I never realized just how tall he really was. He looks like he just towers over Ethan and Jefferey.

[@lforlight]

I think he's like 6 feet tall. What if Jeff and Ethan are just shorter?

[@Robinson3938]

I see the team has some Sherlock and Monk fans

[@juniorslothsix5562]

Psych and monk fans*

[@ryanmccoy8980]

Psych doesn't really fit in here, he doesn't work with the socially inept or psychologically damaged role. He's just an idiot goof who is perceptive. It really does fit way more with Sherlock than Psych.

[@kajamatousek247]

ryan mccoy Oh boy I can feel a shitstorm coming

[@jamestown8398]

I thought it was Sherlock and Dexter.

[@MlMZY630]

The debate in the replies only proves how general the video is and how lazy the "detective" archetype has gotten :^).

[@Window_Hero]

1:28 These, just these... "recording this audio" That's perfect. Are these Kyle's notes to himself though? "Good, I remembered to turn off the monitor." "Oh, I need to ask Jefferey for his WiFi password." "Oh good, I left my phone on to charge." "Crap, I left the sound equipment in frame."

[@BurntL]

If they were real serial killers then they'd accidentally admit to it in a comment left on a KZbin video, like I'm doing now.

[@ducksunlimited1995]

Considering Kyle' still breathing after four years of you stalking him, I'd say you've done a pretty poor job.

[@BurntL]

Have you ever tried to mail a stabbing overseas? It's pretty hard and I think the postal service workers keep opening the boxes.

[@ducksunlimited1995]

See the trick is to get Kyle to come to you. Hijack a plane he's on and make it go to England. Then the rest is well... elementary.

[@DoorMonster]

Pfff, four years. You give him too little credit.

[@Not_a_Necron]

No, what you do is admit it on redit, tumblr or 4chan. You get to both admit you did it and they won't belive you, it's a win

[@jamestrotman3238]

i wish Kyles Bearded version of the Hobo would play as a Sherlock type detective

[@gladehartdreamer5620]

better yet, have all those weird detectives try to unravel a series of insane crimes commited by the hobo, would be funny to have those weirdoes try to understand how that character thinks.

[@jamestrotman3238]

Doralingus & Assorted oh shit yes like they get super confused and frustraited over his irratic motives

[@williamjones5719]

This... this needs to happen. If Kyle or anyone else from Door Monster is listening this a hilarious concept

[@DoorMonster]

...noted.

[@SorchaSublime]

Do a sequel where 5 minutes after this skit ends the hobo shows up and starts bugging jeffery!

[@patricktsao9630]

I could have watched like two more hours of these two go back and forth. The writing, their delivery, their cadence, are a total delight.

[@ZurigaSungama]

"Well, there can't be two of us, it's not even a real job." Lean a little harder on the fourth wall, it can take the punishment, ufufu.

[@FonVegen]

So this is what happens when you put Monk and Sherlock on the same case!

[@robertmartin8907]

With just a hint of Dexter when it is implied they are both serial killers.

[@mortimermcmirestinks]

I love how each of the detectives has their own theme and when they start playing chess the themes merge

[@highpriestofthosewhoremain5931]

Another enjoyable video from Door Monster. I have to confess, I enjoy the way in which you deconstruct the source material in an intelligent and witty manner. Well done!

[@DoorMonster]

Thank you! :D

[@playwars3037]

Seriously you guys should have more subs, the amount of recognition you get for your awesome work is criminally low

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks so much :3

[@ihaveagun22]

need a detective to consult on that criminal case

[@tanith117]

@ihaveagun22 I have 1 semesters worth of criminal Justice and spent my high school days watching Psyche, Burn notice, Dresden Files and Castle. I should be able to solve the case... If it has to do with Espionage, Magic or a book series I wrote.

[@Sigmar_Heldenhammer]

1:45. “Hello, my name is Connor, I’m the Android sent by Cyberlife”

[@hannahnelson4569]

I feel like this could be an opening to a series

[@robins5828]

Bringing two consulting detectives into the same room? Nice going, Graham.

[@phoebegilliland8897]

It's Giles.

[@Seranth]

you mentioned Sweden without being insulting you get a like

[@AttiliusRex]

he mentioned sweden in the same sentence as cannada, isn't that insult enough?

[@hereandtheremedia2821]

Insulting to whom? Canada or Sweden?

[@Bgh583]

just saying sweden is an insult to the westeren population.

[@jenshep1720]

Seranth the one is bbcs sherlock, obviousley, but whos the other guy?

[@NaomiCloudlee]

SWEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEENNNN!!!!

[@gustavkrogsbygaard3254]

Did you actually play the chess game to the end? If so, then who won?

[@DoorMonster]

Ethan and Jefferey did, and Jefferey won. He was the real genius detective all along.

[@ashenlongbow1482]

I KNEW IT!

[@ScarriorIII]

Huzzah for the unsung regular police guy whose sole purpose is to provide plot commentary and to look stupid at the end of every case.

[@DrGlickenstine]

When a 4 minute sketch has far more depth than you realised...

[@RealityRogue]

Door Monster what chess set is that?? I want it

[@pyrosauria7444]

Great parody on shows like psych and other special detective shows. Just wondering, how do you come up with these skits anyways? :3

[@jasperzanovich2504]

But isn't the deal with Psych that he is not crazy?!

[@ducksunlimited1995]

Yeah Psych doesn't really fall into this category. It appears to be Sherlock and Monk.

[@ITR]

Yeah, but he's _supposed_ to be an asshole, I think?

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks! It happens in different ways. Sometimes a lot of effort goes into thinking of a new idea, other times somebody makes a joke or points out something funny, and the entire sketch idea immediately forms from that.

[@thisisnotok2100]

I imagine the latter is the more fun way, huh?

[@stairfall12345678900]

I seriously expected Jefferey to be the third detective,but ACTUALLY psychotic and ACTUALLY the killer.

[@prestontranum6922]

I'm guessing Sherlock and Monk? Yep. Definitely Monk and Sherlock

[@plaidchickens3271]

All that I can think of through the video is why are they not wearing gloves. I mean like non latex gloves are like four dollars

[@Raveler1]

TV consulting detectives rarely do. It makes me sad - since even in Murdoch Mysteries (y'know, CSI 1900) they understand the importance of "finger marks."

[@zanforian]

+Lucus Levy Keppel Freaking love Murdoch mysteries, and yeah they always use a handkerchief or tweezers or something to pick up evidence.

[@MadGameBoy]

you care if they are leaving fingerprints, and not that one of them was licking evidence.

[@drizzt7dourden7]

id say the otherone might be worse since he "has tideied up a little" before teh inspector came...

[@agsilverradio2225]

It's probly a quark that they share; forgetting to and/or having a stygma against wearing gloves.

[@lillianzhang4366]

I love these subtitles! "song that reminds me of clue but that's just my personal opinion" "song that also reminds me of clue, but with more xylophone" "It's Ta-Da, Windowhero how many times do I have to tell you"

[@josephbevan1036]

I just realised Ethan is the one who says "You were already here when he showed up." even though he was the one who was already here, not Kyle. They accidentally mixed up the two detectives half way through because they were designed to be so similar.

[@Window_Hero]

1:48 That's the same bottle thingy from the D&D video. It probably still tastes like Fanta and mud.

[@Salfur]

I wonder if the time Kyle said when he put it in his mouth ("2:23 on a Tuesday") was the time and day they recorded Free Speech.

[@Window_Hero]

It's funny, because that quot showed up as a time code for the video.

[@MichaelCrenshaw_TheXaldar]

Sean Spencer *Turns door handle* "Your insistence on being the quirkiest one in the room is actually psychotic" Sean Spencer *Closes door quickly*

[@thomaspetrucka9173]

Kyle licking the bottle was PERFECT!

[@SSGTstealth]

We feel as though the rest of our hive mind will not be forgiving as that ginger man

[@voixe2172]

You still hold the ability of forgiveness?

[@SSGTstealth]

It is not common

[@plaidchickens3271]

You know what else is not common...

[@SSGTstealth]

And what would that be?

[@00vaag]

common sense is uncommon

[@AvariceOverlord]

You can tell a good detective when they aren't wearing gloves and getting their fingerprints on everything. Lol.

[@olopi99]

I'd say you guys have been outdoing yourself recently, but you've consistently kept a high quality, so I can't! Great works guys.

[@nathanreinders254]

Gosh this is such a quotable episode! So good!

[@Foxingg]

"Well I don't know if that's correct, but I like arguing about it!" Internet in a nutshell

[@jnovoa1]

"There can't be two of us it's not even a real job" XD

[@thegrimmarcher202]

"serial killer slash detective" I love puns.

[@hmdragon1638]

would totally watch a show with this as the premise and this case as the pilot.

[@nonmomentus4116]

You want me to believe that totally-not-Monk doesn't button up his shirt entirely? That's preposterous! Not to mention the not perfectly aligned scanning-fingers (Monk had wildly different scanning-hands where alignment wasn't really important) and non-constant duration of nose-touching. That being said, I quite enjoyed this. Oh, and for the record, I think totally-not-Sherlock would make a far better serial killer than totally-not-Monk. After all, if it's tidier after the crime than before, there aren't very many suspects. I think I'd prefer being murdered by Monk rather than Sherlock, but totally-not-Sherlock rather than totally-not-Monk. What do you people think about these matters?

[@ducksunlimited1995]

I've seen Sherlock but haven't seen Monk so I'm not a very good judge on that.

[@seiliu4319]

I think jefferey would be the best serial killer after this conversation

[@Joethepinguinmaster]

This could be an actual episode of any quirky detective show

[@blockrock44]

I enjoy the whole meta kind of theme you guys have, so this is all really funny and unique to me. Thanks for the videos guys!

[@Commandelicious]

Since you toly us how Jeffrey says "Actiiing...." before he starts acting I have to imagine that for every scene he is in. :D

[@vincenturquhart1370]

"there is only one way to settle this" "of course" *talking at the same time* "chess!" "serial murder competition" "um what did you say?" "uh chess yeah I also said chess"

[@igniusgaming2587]

I still want a TV show based on this

[@Dragonspirit223]

"There's only one way to solve this..." Chess board suddenly shows up "Guys, we have a case to settle, this is not the time!" "Calm down chief inspector, its only chess, we'll be done in a few minutes..." XD, so true

[@bradymcelroy1627]

So happy I turned subtitles on and saw the song captions

[@jarlbreadmaker]

What if the victim was another consulting detective?

[@feyefall4855]

Three of them in same room.

[@Michael-tx3hn]

I wish you would make a fully fleshed out series of it. That sketch is just amazing

[@bradleypark9508]

Should I be fearful that BurntL admitted to being a serial killer, and what steps are you taking to protect your fans from BurntL?

[@duskjohnson8195]

Ive seen this video so many times. This is the firstbtime i noticed that both backlines are empty on the chessboard. 😂 fantastic!

[@konamihatchibori]

loved every minute of it.

[@FizzleFX]

Since he threw them out, they will *SOLVE THE CASE FOR FREE* ...

[@benjaminbeaudry8642]

I didn't get the joke until half way through. I got it and now I'm dying from laughter.

[@Window_Hero]

2:51 A Sherlock based chess tournament would be something else, but as before, we need more Sherlocks.

[@kassandrapatrick9064]

Ha! So true! Thanks for making my morning. Great work as always!

[@DoorMonster]

Thanks! Happy to make your morning better :)

[@irvenman]

Surprised one of them isn't a zombie or the Devil.

[@Sigmar_Heldenhammer]

Heh, I got those references

[@AhimtarHoN]

this is gold.

[@CharlottePoe]

Thank youuuu this always did seriously bother me about detective shows

[@ArgostheCreeper]

Wow, didn't think that too too many people in this community watched monk.

[@peterdietrich8810]

I like the idea of a tv show about the people who have to put up with these detectives.

[@DoorMonster]

Those are just cop shows, aren't they?

[@Duransurik]

love your team's work keep it up

[@WexMajor82]

This is brilliant

[@addzy13]

These guys deserve more subs.

[@antares9601]

I think this is from Sherlock, but it fits elementary really well too xD

[@benjaminmunyan8613]

Loved the A Study in Scarlet reference

[@ognyannedev5979]

You made the eye in the outro move, nice

[@thewhitesparrow6314]

You guys make my day

[@jackmoore4005]

Note Ethan says Kyle was already there when he didn't know that the police detective was in the building

[@Troommate]

Loving all the new releases :D.

[@DoorMonster]

Yay, thanks! :D

[@St0rmcrash]

I like the new animation at the end!

[@copywritingbyrazvan249]

Well, I'll just copy and paste what I've posted on Facebook, when I've shared the video. "I've came across "Door Monsters" just a few days ago. These guys are simply amazing. Their use of actually very intelligent humor, of sarcasm and of irony is among the best I've ever seen. It is the kind of insider humor that requires a certain type of personality, something between street-smarts and nerd-iness to understand and appreciate them. And this skit, is truly, truly brilliant. This is pure genius."

[@ghostcraft9343]

Is anyone else imagining what would happen if one of the detectives was Lucifer

[@Red-S-267]

Me

[@jesush7662]

That monologue at the end describes so many people I used to know

[@Graknorke]

One Light Why are you hanging around with people who catch murderers?

[@malachiclark8140]

The subtitles on this are awesome

[@flykope9211]

So good.

[@aaronax726]

Hahaha fantastic Kyle!.. and friends!

[@literalruleslawyer]

God I love the subtitles

[@5ubbak]

Great sketch. I don't even know Monk and it's still super funny. I wish there had been a stinger with Dirk Gently just waltzing in there via the window.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Monk is the guy who gets the squid in Galaxy Quest.

[@leobrown69]

This channel is amazing

[@guthrielinder2555]

I always have to let the video play to the end after the sketch is over, just to hear that little snippet of Living Forever.

[@mirari6407]

I like how this is every detective movie ever in 4 minutes

[@Miss_IX]

This should totally be a show

[@GreatBigHat]

Oh my goodness, the second guy is Monk!

[@Toastyfunnyguy]

Love the Monk references lol

[@DanielHodgeVoice]

Finding more and more delight leaving closed captions on haha

[@caesarmatty]

I only watch the videos for the music at the end. It makes me feel like i'm floating.

[@CountObvious]

Plot twist, the regular (non-consultant) detective is the real killer.

[@BinaryPhoenix1010]

A skit on Dark Souls would be hilarious. Perhaps a discussion between the three main protagonist characters on the differences between the challenges they face?

[@FirebaII0]

Why is this so true