Consume Last: Obligation to keep Blasting

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[@aubreys1675]

Lol I imagine the team just rolling their eyes at the whole section of explaining the paddle because you kept picking it up and flashing it 😂😂

[@AntonyReed]

I'm with Dave. It isn't Ni "creating" problems. We can just play it out in our heads super fast and figure out a quicker way that gets the job done just as well.

[@user-hl1eo1hz7y]

Short, informative, no commercials, no bullshit. Thank you

[@severussin]

The hospital gown analogy is hilarious and true

[@TheLategates]

The cowlick ending had me rolling in the floor laughing …. Thanks for doing that consume Dave 😂

[@nataliefluckiger6568]

i had NO idea that cowlick was spelled that way, i've been pronouncing it like "Kalick"

[@user-el6my6vi7p]

I stg this is how I am, my SB/P typing makes more sense as time goes on. Giving up easily, “I can’t do x because *list of potential problems*”, my mom giving up on clothing gifts because of how nitpicky I get with material, and almost a sort of imposter syndrome of if I don’t already know it or can’t make do with what I already have, then I haven’t truly earned it. OPS makes it easier to just laugh about now lol

[@StephanieJeanne]

Ok, most of that was above my understanding. But the haircut? I got it!😂🤣

[@oOZanlanOo]

Great ending haha

[@JoaoJGabriel]

"What the hell is this bright red? It hurts my eyes, fix it already!" I thought. So Dave goes and saves the day.

[@mementopersona3106]

The outro music is fire :3

[@6Churches]

2:40 You guys typed me BS/P in November and this is so true My life feels like this kind of Dr Suess story on repeat where the ENTIRE WORLD is Green Eggs and Ham I could not, would not on a boat I will not, will not, with a goat I will not eat them in the rain I will not eat them on a train Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be!

[@joshshah635]

keep it up guys, you're killing it

[@tikatikb]

Lmaooo Daves selfie surprised meeeee🤣🤣🤣

[@rationaloptimist4959]

I know my last 2 functions are blast/play or play/blast. I believe I am a INFJ, maybe the NiTi savior type. I got time to be accurate, although it can sometimes be to my detriment(paralysis of analysis). I cant just shoot from the hip(maybe as a practice round) but not for sake of just "getting it done".

[@user-hl1eo1hz7y]

May be an istp, 🤷‍♂️ I feel the exact same way.

[@rationaloptimist4959]

@@user-hl1eo1hz7y Perhaps an TiNi istp? Sometimes I think I'm a little disoriented and lack coordination to have a strong Se( I may be doing a stereotypical typing here)

[@user-hl1eo1hz7y]

@@rationaloptimist4959 good point. I'm very coordinated and have no doubt about high se. Ni ti loop probably feels just like ti ni loop

[@nataliefluckiger6568]

you especially would have a hard time doing things sloppily. Te is what wants to just get it done, i think.

[@miloszaric4334]

Infj 5w4, exact same hair 🙃 and I would prefer to wear exactly the same shirt but gotta play this game 🤷‍♂️ few more decades to go

[@Beyondflix]

fuck... but who are the people in my industry that are excelling? I don't even know *currently ignoring the back wall of my closet coming off*

[@nitifese4528]

Can you guys please stay on topic once in a while 😭

[@InternetLiJo]

To be fair the frequency of red is just way too much.

[@basic-decaf]

Red is actually the softest of all colors on the eyes, it has the lowest frequency and the lowest electromagnetic power. This is why darkrooms and observatories have red lights.

[@dominicrincker8280]

“no I’m just a minimalist!!”

[@panijazz]

The fear of one day realizing I'm walking around wearing the hospital nightgown literally propells my life XD. Must more know about self because being caught off guard would humiliate me beyond redemption in my eyes. Prolly not Consume last then.

[@XavierGuillaume]

As Te/Ne the red paddle would work way better bc you could easily see the red and know where the cut is. The black and blue would be harder to see, especially if you are holding up blue and then wearing a blue shirt! Lol! As far as wearing one color shirts, I say go for it! And who cares what anyone else says about it! But I could see wanting to wear more colors to branch out, bc your Oi wants to stick with one. I am on the opposite end, my Oe wants to experience all. If I were to narrow down, I would probably narrow down to like 5 colors and alternate between those 5. Only wearing one color seems a bit extreme to me personally. I might want to try it just to see, but I think my need for variety would keep me from doing it. LoL! As far as the cowlick, which is a funny word bc it is like a cow licking your hair to keep it straight. Does that word bother Dave? Lol! But as far as that, there is prolly just some hair product he needs. My personal fav is American Crew. They sell em at pretty much any pharmacy or supermarket. I get the Fiber one. It is the high-hold with the matte finish and adds texture. I want my hair to hold all day, and it can, assuming it is not windy or I didn't wear a hat. And I want my hair to look like it has lots of texture, and I don't want shiny hair. Not sure why, but shiny hair can look greasy to me. So Fiber is my personal fav, but they have all sorts of varieties. Looking on their website, the Cream Pomade is for a lighter hold with lower shine, for a more natural look. The matte clay is in the middle, so medium hold but still that matte finish so less shine. The Heavy Hold Pomade is high-hold, but high-shine. That's prolly too much consume and info for Dave tho. Lol! Lastly, you wanna make sure your hands are dry when you use the Fiber. If you do it with wet hands, the paste doesn't spread, and it just stays in a clump. With the dry hands rub it in your hands really well before spreading it in the hair, because if you get a clump, that clump of hair product will literally be in your hair, so you got this like beige paste in your hair that looks super gross, and so you fixed the cowlick, but got another problem. :) And yeah, like that video shows, you want to mess around and see which way to make your hair go. Go to the left one way, and go to the right the other way, and knowing where in your hair line you should switch it up so that it lays the way you want it too. It sounds like a lot, but I don't think I spend more than 30 seconds doing my hair in the morning. It all becomes muscle memory. My OPS type for those interested is FF-Te/Ne-PC/B(S), which even today feels pretty accurate.

[@noturbo]

best to brush your hair with a balloon 🎈

[@doreenadrianfernandes4212]

As an INFJ, When they complimented INFJs on their dressing sense, i was like ok. I've only been criticized for mine😂 and then i do something more repulsive to tick off these people, like not shave my legs. There have been a couple times i have tried to change this if the person I'm doing it for, really matters to me. Not talking about a job setting. Coz obviously in a job setting it is common sense to dress formally, and I've never been told that. I've Just had friends who have repeatedly made fun of my dressing sense. Some were close friends. But now I've learned to keep them far without them realising.

[@Dextrous90]

On the opposite spectrum of INFJ, there's me (self-typed as FF Ni/Ti SC/P(B)). I don't really care about my clothes or appearance enough to put any effort into it. The only thing I care about is that they're comfortable to be in, they're practical and I don't hate how they look. If someone gets me clothes that the tribe likes, that make me look good (as long as previous statements are also true), I'm going to be very happy and appreciate it very much, and will wear those clothes to death. I do get a huge confidence boost when I know I look good, but I just don't care enough to put the money and effort into it. Especially if I have to deal with random people during the process of getting them. Long story short: My clothes are incredibly generic and boring, but they're comfortable and practical so they don't distract me from doing other things.

[@noturbo]

can you fold the shirts or does that hurt to much? 🤗

[@slagoona1790]

too real

[@BrockMak]

1:18 Me: I guess I'll put up with it, or save up and buy a different one. My Dad, who actually plays table tennis: Why bother with spray paint or buy a new one (he was an accountant, too)? If you aren't going to play using the bat, just stick black rubber on it, just like the blue side was supposed to be black.

[@zlatanibrahimovicisbettert7980]

cute pic bro

[@oOZanlanOo]

You should get a „movie cut plate“ instead. The black part is just unperfect ~intp

[@jefflaurence9957]

Wow. I'm not resonating with any of this at all. Guess I'm not consume last!

[@storyteller1020]

They are NOT problems….its called vision. Ok. Problem PREVENTION? Forecasting? If you see a different shade of clouds clustering and your N is telling you it ITS GOING TO RAIN and the stupid weather app says it’s “0% percent chance of rain,” then you should definitely take a fucking umbrella or, at the very least, “all-weather” jacket. (For the “what” people. No, I am not literally talking about the weather! This means: Go Prepared or avoid if it’s a loose/loose or, you know, don’t prepare, or show up with your shiny personality/ massive ego and no tools b/c ‘that should do it and then take a day off to cry about it in your bed in regret and then come to work next day pretending you’re made of steel again. On the flip side: thanks for the tip. I am currently thinking about looking for a hand mirror to find my bald spot or bareback. 😂

[@atomnous]

okay give me five minutes on my backhand

[@zaptuno9148]

you could've sprayed painted a paper to see the color..

[@dawnriddler]

So this explains why red is my least favourite colour, and why I never owned anything in red 😂

[@janetkok6041]

What was the end of the sentence she was trying to say before he cut her off with the paddle in the beginning? Was it that Fe blast first are good at dressing because they know what’s valuable and likeable but Te struggles?

[@XavierGuillaume]

Fe + Se axis are the best dressers. So much so you can often type what quadra they are based on how well of a dresser they are! LoL! They also tend to look the same, like Henry Cavill look. Will from Will and Grace also has that look "the well-dressed gay man," so I would not be surprised if he was Fe + Se axis.

[@solidfever01]

Can you guys type Bryan Johnson?

[@boldtakes]

provide one example of an environment that requires higher consume to pass to the next level. give me one.

[@JoaoJGabriel]

Try STEM.

[@loglyn]

Corporations

[@someonerandom713]

Anything you have to be an expert of your lane for. Programming, car mechanics, medicine, science in general. Also doesn't hurt in music, to hone your craft a bit before putting it out there, but it's not like there's no alternative ways that wouldn't work instead.

[@XavierGuillaume]

Medical Doctor?

[@XavierGuillaume]

Jeopardy Champion?

[@CDCSedits]

Your videos are very confusing, sorry. I wish these were more informative instead of just about having fun if that makes sense. 😅

[@dreamluvr1600]

I REALLY WANT TO KNOW THEIR ZODIAC SIGNSSSS DOES ANYONE KNOW LOL

[@loglyn]

they dont have any, they weren't born

[@basic-decaf]

No idea what this video is about other than Dave doesn't like red.

[@PayAttentionToThePatterns]

Are u guys brother and sister??

[@sibestfunction4400]

they’re married

[@OrdinaryCritic]

F1rst.

[@MrLuigiFercotti]

Really, getting all out of whack over a red paddle? Just reeks of over-sensitivity and OC behavior. It's like blasters have to do something 24/7 so they just make shit up to keep busy.