Conversations I Wish I Had in Law School ft.

Sometimes a stray comment can lead to an interesting discussion on the matter of law. The panel and I dive into what it would take for a crime to incidentally become federal if it were to happen at a state border.
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[@SaltStorm007]

“When your D reaches across state lines it becomes federal”......Nick Rekieta

[@AdrianCruz_]

Saving that quote

[@SevenHunnid]

I record food reviews while I’m high off that zaza on my youtübe chännęl😈

[@0penthaughtz]

Brilliant

[@peppermintpig974]

Rekieta's Rap alias is Federal D Nose.

[@joeldykman7591]

This is what the founding fathers spent so much deliberating. They probably banged out the constitution in like 20 minutes.

[@0penthaughtz]

Hey man, If it gets the job done.,; I'm not complaining.

[@fringedeplorable8528]

Banged!!!! Lol. Wish I was there

[@TheZigzagman]

@@mariokarter13 I mean, they agreed to stop trying to fix the old government and build a new one with three branches in 3 days, so it's not that farfetched.

[@NaraShikamaru21]

Would retracting your hand count as fleeing the state?

[@hagnartheviking6584]

Holy crap.

[@gibme69420]

If you bring them across the border, it could be Federal Kidnapping… or you’re caught with money/transaction you’ll catch trafficking and prostitution charges. Endless legal possibilities.

[@LeoInterVir]

Reach in to other state, bend arm back, touch self...

[@TonyToad22]

I was thinking the same thing. Also grabbing and swing the person around through all four states is trafficking.

[@cult_of_odin]

Could each thrust in and out be considered fleeing the State is the better question

[@JamesDavis-vm9gw]

The podcast NEEDS to be acted out like a court case with Barnes as the judge

[@cathere9631]

OMG Barnes wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. LMAO

[@aawells07]

This would be a gold mine of cash as it would totally go viral. This shit was hilarious

[@purebloodedgriffin]

Or Kurt, Kurt would make a good Judge

[@0shark096]

Potentially the best part of all this would be the prosecutors trying to prove exactly how and where the crime occurred. Imagine being acquitted because a state prosecutor couldn't prove beyond a reasonable doubt where your little buddy was during the act.

[@0penthaughtz]

I know right, after I was done laughing my head off, I thought about it and idk?

[@kvin1177]

I was dying the entire time they were discussing this on stream. lmao

[@0penthaughtz]

As you should have been

[@cosmoreverb3943]

It was hilarious

[@EclipseWarlord]

Glad there's a separate clip now to enjoy the discussion with aching sides.

[@MB-tb5vt]

It was good stuff lol

[@0penthaughtz]

LOL..These are the hard-hitting, tough legal questions. only rekeita and his buds can possibly answer for us. I'm dying laughing...😆😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@cajbaf]

This is why I love Nick....😂😂😂😂 How does this mans mind work? What a conversation..

[@TheReddogblueinc]

Bring a retired judge into this and hold it like an actual court case.

[@redbarron90]

This is the greatest fucking thing, and I'm mad I missed it Edit: Also, future law books should refer to this hypothetical as Rekieta's Dilemma

[@ThatN8IV]

I just want to state this was incredibly compelling and I for one found it to be exactly the kind of light-hearted study of intricacies of law that make good and sound reasoning skills sound both right and hilarious... and I want more.

[@boofdoof6157]

A Balldo being mentioned is always the start of a great RL segment

[@Deezle_Gaming]

This is definitely one of my favorite discussions on RL ever.

[@TonyToad22]

Can you imagine if the International Date Line ran through the four corners? This conversation would go for at least 5 hours and several bottles of whiskey.

[@ericsfishingadventures4433]

Great to see lumber and Matt from Fudd busters on!

[@matthewuzulis5016]

Seeing Rob's brain melt in real time while he tries to wrap his head around how all of it would work.

[@TheJum]

“Subject matter jurisdiction” killed me

[@alexscottthompson812]

This is a conversation where we really need Alan Dershowitz to weigh in on.

[@MephiticMiasma]

"if you're in a boat, don't fondle" ...I think that's what they call offshore drilling.

[@zac3392]

Noice 👏

[@user-hf3vx6sn9u]

I would love to get Emily Baker's take on this conversation. Lol

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: your conversations on stream have made me relook into becoming a lawyer!! This is the best, most interesting and, more importantly, educational and informative conversation of shit talking from published, actual professionals I've ever heard haha Lawyers have a reputation of being a bit stuffy. You blow that _right_ outta the water! 😂 Edit: spelling and grammar coz I was laughing so hard I was crying so couldn't see properly 🤣

[@maureenbissett7770]

Wonder what Legalbytes thinks of this video 🤣🤣🤣 Nick you make things real and this is the funniest I have seen L&L and Fudbuster. I love, love you Nick. I am 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@twistedtragedy]

I'm so glad you clipped. this yall had me dying laughing live and now all over again. Someone super chatted rob about this last night and he couldn't remember it so now he can refresh his memory 🤣🤣

[@TubaWarriors]

It would be Federal because it occurred on the Navajo Nation

[@KenGrimm1949]

Look it up in Northern Ireland. True court case. Rural stone bridge on the Ireland border, foggy night, young couple, "in two countries at once". Policeman doing rounds. Age of consent, Ireland 14, Great Britain 18. Verdict: Misdemeanor public indecency for what happened in the United Kingdom, but what would have been a felony happened in Ireland.

[@sobraine123]

Fact Check:"In Ireland, the age of consent has been 17 years of age since the Criminal Law Amendment Act 1935." Irish Examiner Archive. In Northern Ireland "In 1950, the Parliament of Northern Ireland passed the Children and Young Persons Act, which successfully raised the age of consent to 17.[5] However, in 2008 this enactment was reversed by the British government in the Sexual Offences (Northern Ireland) Order 2008, which made the age of consent in Northern Ireland 16, regardless of sexual orientation or gender.[6] , Wikipedia . When exactly did this case take place and what year ?

[@OneSidedEquilibria]

There isn't a border between the Republic of Ireland and Great Britain. Also age of consent in the UK is 16.

[@sula1529]

@ken as if

[@sobraine123]

"Great Britain is the official collective name of of England, Scotland and Wales and their associated islands. It does not include Northern Ireland and therefore should never be used interchangeably with 'UK'" - Ordnance Survey UK

[@cult_of_odin]

@@OneSidedEquilibria Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom. The 6 counties are NOT part of the Republic of Ireland and as such are a border for the UK and Ireland. Edit: not sure why I put 13. Probably because thats how many beers I've had.

[@garygenerous8982]

I agree with you Nick. This absolutely needs needs to be a regular podcast. Come up with weird legal concepts and debate them.

[@generaltso9402]

Examination of the pertinent legal issues of the day is why I listen to Rekieta.

[@misshgold]

Watched this live but it was so funny I had to watch again 😂

[@ericsfishingadventures4433]

Where was the live stream at? And is it still available to watch?

[@Keirnoth]

@@ericsfishingadventures4433 Rumble!

[@ericsfishingadventures4433]

@@Keirnoth kind of what I thought. Thank you! Have a great day :)

[@NoahStavish]

I would watch/ listen to that podcast religiously

[@bartymcdougal2570]

I love that more clips are coming to KZbin. I can't keep up with the live show so it's great to be able to see and support the best moments.

[@dadjokesloading2112]

Please please make this podcast happen

[@RichardCranium321]

I love when he used Trump as the hypothetical "grabee" mostly because I know KZbin hates talks like this UNLESS it's about FBI charging Trump for something... and then they lap it up

[@jerryhogate3640]

I really truly hope that you do this podcast

[@mattfromtinder9803]

What am I even watching right now 😂

[@damselle]

Wanna know the best part of this clip? They never realized that Four Corners is on Navajo land. Lol.

[@dean_l33]

The indian are really getting shafted

[@zac3392]

Then this would fall under the Poke-a-Haunches Act…

[@DarthVader-1701]

Bring Sean Connery and the name changes to Slapaho.

[@LoudLilDucky]

Oh my God this is hilarious. I need more of these.

[@mnhorsewoman]

I would 💯 subscribe to that podcast🤣

[@daytwaqua]

Whoever made the thumbnail illustrating this theoretical argument, I say to you: well done sir or madam, well done.

[@sststr]

Make this podcast real!

[@OneSidedEquilibria]

absolutely amazing idea for a podcast and hope you do follow through with it!

[@0penthaughtz]

They should take calls and or read emails, if it happens.

[@gigoku]

The craziest stuff to come from lawyers. To make this hypothetical even crazier, "the defendant was drinking in a 'dry' county"

[@DotDusk]

So this is how it feels when I am discussing quantum physics with my friends in public.

[@Booplesn00tgaming]

omfg... PLEASE make this into a regular segment on your show.

[@thomasohanlon1060]

It was at that very moment (10;06) that Nick and Law and Lumber (Rob) had their minds blown by Matt (Fuddbuster). 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻

[@TheBritishPatriot]

This was both hilarious and highly intriguing! 😂

[@canadiangunner7478]

Make this a thing,.,,. Most entertaining 12 minutes of education i have ever had.

[@rufusroher]

I swear that Rumble is getting the benefit of this shit. This kind of advertising will drive more people to the site. Rumble really needs to start hardcore investing in fixing a lot of the issues now, to make things more user friendly and streamlined. They'll grab so much market share from KZbin if they can get it together on their end.

[@PromptCriticalJello]

I desperately want Steve Lehto in on that pod cast.

[@nuvey7939]

@Rekieta Law, @Fudd Busters, @Law & Lumber - Not only is 4 corners part of Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, and Colorado, but it's ALSO on a Navajo/Ute reservation border. So it gets even more interesting lol

[@chrisbingley]

This is only a thing because the USA is such a young nation. Meanwhile in Britain, there's probably some obscure precedent like "Crown vs Ramsbottom 1488".

[@ZeProblematicz]

We really need that to become a reoccurring talking point.

[@FablesTold]

I didn't know that I needed to hear a full length debate and another couple of hours of legal theory crafting on this subject, but I do. I need this in my life.

[@canadademon]

I really would watch more like this Nick. It's great! I work in research so discussing theories is my jam.

[@JohnHenrysaysHi]

Plusing up every video, Nick!

[@saltybuckeye]

one of the funniest conversations I've ever seen on the internet

[@justinbradley2865]

According to Wikipedia, the Four Corners Monument, outside of what we all know it as, also happens to be a border marker between two different Indian Reservations(Navajo and Ute Mountain Ute), making the whole area fall under federal jurisdiction no matter which side you're on.

[@yvettegaboury5078]

Rotflma 😂😂😂 youse are stupid funny 😆 I’m dying here my husband is in the next room watching Bruce the lawyer and keep making him pause so he could see what he’s missing Lmaoooo we are hyperventilating from laughing so HARD (No pun intended). 😉. Lol youse rock 😂

[@williamtalty4378]

I live in Kansas City and am only licensed in Missouri. So I have to be very careful giving legal advice on State Line Road

[@Sahil-pc2kr]

Rob looks like Kevin Smith

[@boofdoof6157]

The curse of the backwards white cap

[@axiss5840]

I could listen to that as a podcast.

[@michelleduncombe9675]

Good to see our great minds working to solve real world problems!😂

[@xkiri7484]

If this was law school, you would have much better people coming out. Critical thinking made fun and easy to listen to. I hope to see this podcast on rumble soon

[@iamnolegend483]

The minds eye image of the graphical exhibits for the trial are out of this world.

[@VyxelOP]

Easily the funniest legal conversation on the internet.

[@hole-sawbear1500]

Nick, we need more of these enlightening legal debates.

[@ProfessorSideburns]

Please make this a podcast

[@shinchcliffe2133]

Best part of Four Corners: It’s Navajo Nation, love to see the complexity added into this 😎

[@mikemitchell9157]

I swear this is a straight stoner conversation......

[@fringedeplorable8528]

OMG. Listened to this buzzed with my hubby. Making plans for 4 corners

[@avantikasingh01]

I have tears in my eyes coz of laughing Rob's expressions were gold

[@heyyall8283]

lol 😂❤ This is great

[@Peachy_Peaches3]

This was a great episode

[@clouded_sycamore]

As a current law student, I want to ask this question, but I go to a Christian law school so this question would be rather frowned upon.

[@zac3392]

Just word it in King James 😝

[@clouded_sycamore]

@@zac3392 Hey, that's not a bad idea! 😂

[@zac3392]

@@clouded_sycamore “If a man taketh his concubine unto the uttermost, yea the border, of his own country; and his privy member doth touch her nakedness, that he knoweth her that he spilleth his seed; what then shall henceforth be his reward? Selah.”

[@clouded_sycamore]

@@zac3392 That was.....beautiful. 🥺

[@grimmwolf9690]

The greatest podcast idea ever! If there are no good cases to cover then make one up lol. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GRUNTxZERO]

These are the questions we need answers to! I applaud you gentlemen. 🤣

[@aaronporter2180]

This is the legal analysis that the internet needs

[@hc7873]

Please do, my legal mind was doing somersaults earing you guys 💃💃💃

[@rosskwolfe]

No joke, I would immediately subscribe to such a podcast.

[@andrewp8284]

Third time listening to this (including live) and it’s still hilarious😂

[@speaklifegardenhomesteadpe8783]

I feel like I'm just innocently walking into the ymca to drop a few things off and they asked me to take a seat to wait a few min... But my chair is right beside the men's locker room and this was what I heard. 😳😅🙄😏😳

[@voltair42]

Omg I would love to listen to that podcast as often as you would release it in audio form

[@stipplingvaughn9799]

I think we need a retired judge to weigh in. A based retired judge.

[@anthonystevens7594]

This is hilarious, particularly bc I’m within an hour of 3 other states. Lol, started to say “I’ve actually done that”, I’ve never grabbed anyone n or out of state but I have many times had part of my body n one state n part of my body n another. 😅

[@Metatarsus0]

10:00 Oh lord, he went there! You guys are hilarious!

[@willcallmagic]

So what if, if any, impregnation happens in Ok, penetration was in Tx but his knees are in Missouri and her head was in NV?

[@kenlane6325]

I agree, this IS the greatest podcast ever!

[@andysleeper1283]

Best legal debate of all time!

[@PreppenWolfLLC]

This needs to be a series.

[@SecondClassCitizen]

So was he too drunk to remember or did he forget already about tradmarking/making another channel for Discussions you should have had in Law school?

[@nonstopmom36]

This whole conversation started with- I was headed to the state border and “hold my whiskey” ..

[@thetruth45678]

Giggity.

[@sionnadehr3313]

Y'all are such law nerds. I love it

[@legion162]

This was an amazing video, even though the points of law were beyond my compression, overall this was such a fun thought exercise, and would love to hear more discussions like this 👌👌👌

[@williamschuh6444]

Started watching for Kyle but this is why I stay. I’m crying.

[@mpf1947]

As this discussion came to be centered around the Four Corners Monument, in addition to possible federal involvement, you may also have to question whether the Navaho Nation has jurisdiction.

[@gloriahoulne1034]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣 you guys are nuts! Lolololol

[@aussiepastor4352]

The defense should always start at..... Mens rea! End of case, Dismissal your Honour; Well done guys

[@JesterMotley]

Right, what if the male was sitting on the exact point of the four borders meeting, in such a way where the dick is pointed straight up, and thus placing a quarter of the head in each state. The female is positioned in such a way that she is lowered down without moving the dick so that genital-to-genital/penetration contact happens simultaniously, AND equally in each state...

[@lazerbeamhawkins]

Add more craziness to this, the age of consent in the 4 states range between 16-18, so what could be sex trafficking in one or more states would be legit in another. You guys could have a field day with it.

[@hitekalchemy1105]

I legit would love listening to a podcast like that